#paper towels

[weirdstuffontemu]

The way it is shown in the main photo: ginormous.

The size it really is: just above average.

[ephilog]

Your moment of what?? Who designed this and... for who?? Who deliberately spends extra money to have their paper towels force "inspirational quotes" upon them (apart from aggressively inattentive shoppers like me)? I have so many questions. 😂

[hale-nathan]

Trump Weird News - Trump Flip-Flop Lying Again

[zz-kitty-zz]

Destroyer of Paper Towels

[inthecityofgoodabode]

August 2024: The Wasteland, Harvest, Salsa & Why?

In this previous post, I mentioned collecting a water lily seed head. I dispersed the seeds in The Wasteland rivulet (It is marked by that spot where the tree line extends the furthest into the field). If they take off, the lily pads would provide great cover for the local amphibian population:

Sunday harvest from the front yard & backyard gardens:

I made salsa tonight to go with our tacos. The recipe I use calls for half of a Bell Pepper & 5 Jalapenos but we didn't have any Jalapenos so I used 5 Shishito peppers (They have a similar heat to Jalapenos) & an Anaheim:

Homemade salsa made with almost all homegrown ingredients. The only thing that isn't our is the salt, red wine vinegar & cilantro. I wish the cilantro had been ours but, for us, cilantro is a Spring & Fall crop. We had some cilantro try to come up from seed on its own but the August heat caused it to whither:

Why? I thought half sheets were a dumb idea but this a step beyond. Never in my life, have I made a mess that only required a toilet sheet sized piece of paper towel. When I make an ass, it is Brazilian butt lift sized. I'm lucky if one full sheet of paper towel will suffice. This is how I know the concept of consumer driven economics is bullshit because I don't know of anyone who needed this. I can't even conceive of how this could save the paper towel manufacturers money. Who the hell asked for this?:

[thatjayjustice]

Me: hey honey you want to get the low calorie paper towel or the full fat paper towel

My wife: What.

[goodgrammaritan]

Things millennials love:

paper towels

cereal

[justmorebtsffs]

What do you call this?

I've heard them called Paper Towels and Kitchen towels.

[mygoogledrivescaresme]

they sit upon the paper towels with their egg friend

[knight-in-sour-armor]

[mumblelard]

keep my planets in orbit or how often do the trains go by

when i use the last of the purple stuff i get to buy an eight piece fried chicken from the deli so maybe end of next week what what and also happy wednesday imaginary constructs

[tatianadickinson]

Desserts - Reindeer Cookies

These kid-friendly reindeer cookies are made by cutting cookie dough into triangles and adding pretzels as antlers.

[justthatspiffy]

[misforgotten2]

Really? Let’s see it. Oh, you mean this. I think we don’t see eye to eye on what is elegant. That’s okay, it’s just a stupid paper towel after all.

Reader's Digest   August 1972

[meaningless-tales]

Apple Cheese Danish Recipe Packaged puff pastry encases a sweet cheese filling topped with fresh apples in these impressive breakfast treats. 3 tablespoons white sugar for decoration, 1 egg, 3 apples - peeled cored and thinly sliced, 1 carton cottage cheese, 1/2 cup white sugar, 1 package frozen puff pastry thawed, 1 teaspoon lemon juice, 1 package cream cheese at room temperature, 1 teaspoon vanilla extract