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aliendeity · 1 year

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just learned today that there was a german monk who was obsessed with witches and women having sex so he wrote an entire book called the hammer of witches where in one part he describes in detail that witches have the ability to make people’s penises disappear and they keep the penises as pets and feed them oats

#added alt id to the screenshot!!#it’s actually horribly misogynistic and fueled witch trials #at first he was kicked out of Austria for being too extreme #but later on the book got a papal endorsement #it’s called the Malleus Maleficarum #aliendeity #👽

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puppyeared · 3 months

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(guy who has never played cotl) haha au time

#this started as a design exercise bc i couldnt get sphinx/devon rex narinder out of my head #but the whole time i was thinking man imagine if the lamb brings him in as a follower but nobody knows he was actually. you know #and the followers are like haha wow our leader channels the power and wisdom of the one who waits almost as if they were them #would that be cool or what. anyway heres narinder reassuming his pre-bishop form and everything his flesh remembers before godhood #ok now im gonna ramble abt design notes #the singe marks were inspired by fallen angels like how some ppl say they burned while falling from heaven. i wanted smth like that when #the lamb is resurrected by nari.. their outfit is inspired by papal cloaks while narinders is based on crusader armor #the lambs name 'bellwether' is also a term used for sheep that wear a bell and lead the flock and i thought that was cool #idk what the thuribles do yet but i do have smth in mind where theyre linked together. and ofc the lamb has a shepherds staff #very proud of nari's little devil tail!! and it was hard to see bc its so dark but he has wrinkles around his forehead to conceal his #third eye. even he isnt aware of it (for now)#idk where im going with this au i just have a bunch of ideas?? basically the lamb is keeping nari's identity a secret from him so he doesnt #go down that path of powerhungry destruction. smth like trying to lead him down a better path but feels guilty lying to do that #also theyre in love with each other and theyre stupid pining idiots abt it. mwah #cult of the lamb #cotl #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #the one who waits #cotl the one who waits #narilamb #art #au #myart #my art #character design #cotl au #false prophet! au

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illustratus · 10 months

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Cardinals' quarrel by Théobald Chartran

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sulkybender · 6 months

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The newspapers start printing salacious and baseless stories about the Fire Lord dating Councilman Sokka, and in his increasingly frantic attempts to prove this isn’t true Sokka ends up getting into increasingly compromising situations with Zuko until finally he shouts, “I’ll prove it to you!” in front of a massive audience and kisses Zuko to show it means nothing.

Except whoopsies, it means everything, and they look at each other a little staggered, Zuko touching his mouth.

And now the papers have a picture for their front-page story.

#zuko #sokka #zukka #atla #fire lord zuko #councilman sokka #meet cute or meet stupid #*papal shrug* who am I to judge?

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bebemoon · 5 months

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from devil inspired .

#devil inspired #papal #cameo edit #mine #queue

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earlgodwin · 5 months

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— If you create us a kingdom, we will write the book of our future. The future of the Church, of the world we live in will be ours, yours, and your children's. You say nothing? Why do you think we wished you a cardinal? So you would be Pope one day. Carve us out a kingdom, Cesare, and be both king and pope. I am stunned into silence.

#this scene is just so powerful even though cesare didn't have lines #cesare was proven wrong after all the time he was thinking juan was the favorite...#he came to the realization that even though rodrigo saw so much of himself in him...#he still planned from the beginning to make cesare his true heir!!!#in this scene he was brought relief and a sense of validation after years of feeling inadequate...#like he always intended for cesare to succeed him in the church from the very startwhich was the only way that truly mattered to rodrigo #but ces has always viewed being the leader of the papal army is The prestigious position so he envied juan thinking rodrigo was favoring hi #and when rodrigo shared his dream of creating a papal bloodline to be passed down to cesare and his own son?#cesare's perspective shifted <3 #the borgias #theborgiasedit #cesare borgia #cesareborgiaedit #perioddramaedit #tvarchive #tvedit #cinemapix #tvgifs #tvcentric #by jen

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mighty-mations · 1 month

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you lucky ducks!!! another!!

#lbp #lbp fanart #lbp3 #pinky buflooms #marlon random #papal mache #lbp newton

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king-magppi · 1 year

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Was inspired to draw guys from THE most comfy nostalgia franchise ever again! I do love to revisit LBP from time to time here. The character designs and shapes never get old (at least to me)!

Felt the need to experiment with different brushes for a bit to get back in the groove and inspiration struck big time... I had fun!

#fanart #little big planet #little big planet 2 #little big planet 3 #lbp newton #newton pud #nana pud #clive handforth #papal mache #eve paragorica #herbert higginbotham #such silly names :) i love this entire franchise sooo dearly.#yes i even included Monty (the cat)♡ Nana Pud felt like she was missing something.

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foone · 7 months

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I'm told that other Pope (the one with the hat) has said some silly things again.

I'd just like to confirm for everyone, I'm a Pope too and I called up Big G on the big orange Heaven Hotline and got their personal opinion.

God loves trans people. God loves everyone, actually, that's kinda their whole deal. They sent Jesus down to talk about it, remember it?

So yeah. Don't listen to that Pope on this issue. He doesn't know what he's talking about, clearly.

Trans people are awesome, God loves you all, and you should be nice to them. (Trans people, I mean. Not God. How nice you want to be to God is up to you). You're supposed to care for your neighbor anyway, even and especially if your neighbor is trans, remember?

#Trans rights #Papal shitposting

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segretecose · 3 months

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i was so funny making fun of england’s names as if my nt doesn’t have someone literally named church. and vicar. and goodmorning

#girl it’s the fucking papal states down here

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breanna777 · 5 months

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