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carlesjuzang · 12 days ago
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Save the Date: PANCAKES & BOOZE ART SHOW Friday and Saturday November 22, and 23, 2024 at LOT 613 613 Imperial Street Los Angeles, CA 90021 For more info: https://www.pancakesandbooze.com/losangeles
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abyssiniamedia · 12 days ago
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Save the Date: PANCAKES & BOOZE ART SHOW
Friday and Saturday November 22, and 23, 2024 at LOT 613 613 Imperial Street Los Angeles, CA 90021
For more info: https://www.pancakesandbooze.com/losangeles
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lostbluejayart · 9 months ago
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Getting ready for the Pancakes & Booze art show tomorrow at Reggie’s in Chicago IL ✨🔥🔥🔥also will be opening to sell prints and canvases!
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ariii-is-amazinggg · 1 year ago
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WE DID IT Y’ALL
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moonlightpancakes · 1 year ago
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✨Welcome to my blog!✨
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Hellooo, welcome to my blog! :DDD I go by Nyx or Ari (preferably Nyx on this account), my pronouns are she/her, and this is a self shipper blog for the wonderful cat violinist (and arsonist), ✨Rocky Rickaby✨ I’m not doing commissions yet since I’m still finding my footing on tumblr but feel free to ask any questions <3 I also have my main acc, @ariii-is-amazinggg and you can find my other socials there
Anyways here is my oc, Esther Nyx
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She’s a calico and the trumpet player in the speakeasy’s band (I guess Sy doesn’t exist now lmao-) but alsoooooooo the oc who I ship with Rocky
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I already started a fanfic aswell about Rocky and Esther buuuuut I had to put it on hold due to the fact I’m still burnout from writing thanks to a former account. Even though that sucks, I cAN STILL DRAW SOO-
Keep in mind I won’t be the most consistent with updates, this account is just to have fun and goof off with friends while sharing my ship with the worlddddd ✨
oH and one more thing: YES I KNOW THERE IS ANOTHER ROCKY SELF SHIPPER NAMED ARI BUT WE ARE NOT THE SAME PERSON PLS DONT THINK THAT (her art is rlly cool tho, go check her blog out lol)
That’s why I’m mainly going by the name Nyx on this account to clear up any confusion lmao
So that’s pretty much it! I’ll post more art definitely today (like Esther’s character profile or something) and I don’t have much else to say soooo I bid you ado! Remember to eat a pancake in honor of our beloved Rocky, and have a nice day :D
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workingforitallthetime · 2 years ago
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12/21/22
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fonfrm404 · 1 year ago
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I wish I knew who walked up to me at #pancakeandbooze in Atlanta.
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jamieprimack · 2 years ago
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Wanna give a huge thank you to everyone who came out to The Chicago Pancakes & Booze Art Show last night!
I’ll be at the show again tonight starting at 8 PM selling prints and framed originals. You can find me upstairs sharing a wall with the gorgeous watercolor art of Andrew Taam!
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energizrbunni-blog · 30 days ago
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Baby's first table :')
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s-jnava · 1 year ago
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freshthoughts2020 · 1 year ago
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Detroit! get tickets here : https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-detroit-pancakes-booze-art-show-tickets-590727230047
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harlitos-way · 2 years ago
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This Thursday March 30th @mikabushwick . If you are an avid collector or just love art in general swing by. Art , Music & Love will be present in the building . Peace 🕊️ . . #pancakesandbooze #artshow #upcomingartist #nycevent #artevents #artistshowcase #painters #nycartists #nycart #livepainting #liveart #love #peace #beauty #portraits #pancakes #booze (at MIKA) https://www.instagram.com/p/CqRSKfGO19d/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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honeycoils · 2 years ago
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itneverendshere · 2 months ago
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reader maybe having a dad, like jj’s? very manipulative and controlling, sometimes it’s physical. and he comes out unexpected while rafes there
okay so i was planning to write off her parents as dead but this made me change my mind a little, hope you enjoy <3
wash the sins out of that house - r.c
pairing: rafe x pogue!reader (bartender!reader universe)
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The sound of cartoons played low in the background, mixing with the faint clink of a fork against a plate. 
Rafe leaned back against the worn-out couch in your sister’s living room, watching as you flipped pancakes at the kitchen counter. Your sister’s kid, Milo, was glued to your leg, like always, babbling about some superhero show. The smell of breakfast filled the house, making it feel more like home than his own ever did.
Every little thing you did just made him fall more, if that was possible. He was always looking at you like that, like you were some kind of miracle.
It wasn’t just how good you were with Milo or how much you cared about everything and everyone. It was how much weight you carried without ever complaining, how you made everything seem easy even when he knew it wasn’t. You’d been staying here ever since the storm ripped through your house a few months back. 
Your sister was cool. Single mom, strong like you, but in a quieter way. She worked double shifts, and left you to help with Milo most of the time. Not that you ever complained, even after the long shifts, you loved to babysit. You were used to this shit—being the rock. Probably why you hadn’t freaked out when your house got leveled. You just rolled with it, found a place with your sister, and moved on like it was no big deal.
He’d been staying over more and more, crashing on the couch when he was too tired to drive back to Tannyhill. At first, it was just because he wanted to be near you when you couldn’t sleep over at his. But now… it felt like more. Like he could see himself living with you right away.
You glanced over your shoulder, catching him staring like an idiot. “You good?”
“Yeah,” He cleared his throat, leaning forward. “You need help or something?”
You laughed, shaking your head as you flipped another pancake. “You? In the kitchen? That’s rich, baby.”
“Hey, you never complain about my pancakes.” He shot you a grin, but it faded when Milo tugged at your shirt, asking something in that tiny voice of his. 
You crouched down, your voice soft as you reassured him, “Mommy will be back soon, okay? Just a couple more hours.”
You looked so at ease like you’d been raising kids your whole life. It did something to him—watching you like that. This tough, independent woman who wouldn’t take anyone’s shit, just… melting when you talked to Milo.
Rafe swallowed hard, not really knowing what to say. Every time he tried to picture your future together, it got fuzzy. Not because he didn’t want one. He already told you he did. But because he wasn’t sure if he deserved one with you. His life had been a mess half the time.
He’d hurt people. Done things.
But when he was around you, he didn’t feel like that entitled spoiled guy anymore. He felt like someone who could be better. For you.
The front door slammed open, and immediately, something was off. Rafe’s eyes shot from Milo’s cartoons to the guy who’d just staggered in. He could smell the booze before he even saw his face.
Who the hell?
You froze. The spatula in your hand hung mid-air as you stared at this man like you’d seen a ghost. But this wasn’t a ghost. This guy was real, and from the way he was swaying on his feet, he was about to make himself a problem.
“Some fucking daughters y’all are,” the guy slurred, his voice rough and soaked in alcohol. “Not inviting your old man over while he’s in town.”
Your dad? That was your dad?
Rafe’s mind spun. You never talked about your parents and he’d never asked because he wasn’t stupid. He could tell it was a touchy subject, just like his own dad was sometimes, so he never brought it up. He assumed they were gone and you only had your sister. He never imagined this. 
Not once had you mentioned your dad. And now here he was, stumbling through the door like he owned the place.
Rafe shot up from the couch, every muscle in his body tightening. Who the hell did he think he was, barging in here like that? You didn’t say anything right away, but your whole posture changed—your back straight, your pretty face like stone. You looked like you were bracing for something, and he didn’t like that one bit.
“Dad,” you said, flat and cold. “What are you doing here?”
He gave this ugly laugh, a mix of drunk and mean. “What, can’t a father check in on his daughters? Or are you too good for your family now?”
You didn’t even flinch. Didn’t say a word. Just stood there, still as a statue, while Milo clung to your leg, eyes wide, just as confused as Rafe felt.
Rafe stepped forward, putting himself between him and you. He didn’t care if this guy was your dad. He was drunk, stumbling, and saying things no father should be saying to his kid.
“Who the hell are you?” Her dad’s eyes flicked to him, narrowing, like he was sizing me up. “Rich boy? Boyfriend?”
He squared his shoulders, staring him down. “Rafe.”
“Rafe,” he repeated, laughing like it was some kind of joke. “Of course. She’d find herself a rich boyfriend. Always looking for the easy way out, huh?”
He had some fucking nerve walking in here, talking to you like that. Like Rafe was ever going to let someone run you down. He didn’t know anything about your relationship with your parents, but from the look in your eyes and the way you were gripping the edge of the counter, he was starting to get the picture. This wasn’t the first time your dad pulled something like this, clearly.
You grabbed his arm before he could take another step. “Rafe, don’t.”
Your voice was low, almost pleading. Not because you were scared, but because this was deeper than just a drunk guy running his mouth. This was something you’d been dealing with for years, and your boyfriend was just now getting a front-row seat.
Your dad sneered at you. “That’s right. Tell your little boyfriend to back off. You’re not so tough now, are ya? Always thinking you’re better than me. Always looking after your sister’s kid like you’re some kind of hero. But you’re not. You’re just like your mother. Weak.”
That’s when Rafe felt it. That surge of anger, that need to hit something.
No one talked to you ike that. No one.
He could feel his fists clench, chest tightening. He was ready to throw your dad out himself. But your hand tightened on his arm, and he looked at you. Really looked at you. You seemed tired, like you’d been through this a thousand times before, and you didn’t need him to step in. Not right now.
“Let him go,” you said quietly. “He’ll leave when he’s done.”
Rafe didn’t want to back off. Every instinct in him was screaming to throw this piece of shit out on his ass. But something in your voice, something in the way you were looking at him, made him stop. You weren’t asking for help. You were asking him to let it go. For now.
He swallowed the anger and stepped back, though he kept myself between you and your dad. He wasn’t leaving you alone with this guy, no way in hell.
Your dad’s sneer didn’t falter. “Yeah, that’s what I thought.” He swayed a bit before heading for the door, muttering under his breath. “Ungrateful little—"
The door slammed behind him, leaving the room dead quiet. The kind of quiet that made you realize just how loud things were a minute ago.
You exhaled slowly, like you’d been holding your breath the whole time. You turned back to the counter, flipping the pancake like nothing happened. But Rafe could see the way your hands shook just a little.
He stood there for a second, still running through everything that just went down. He’d never seen you like that before. And he didn’t like what he saw.
“Baby,” he said quietly, stepping closer.
You didn’t look at him. “He does that sometimes. Shows up, drunk, says whatever he feels like saying. Then he leaves. Same thing for as long as I can remember.”
Rafe didn’t know what to say. His mind was racing, trying to wrap around the fact that this was your life. You’d been dealing with that guy for who knows how long, and you never said a word about it.
“That’s not okay,” he said finally, his voice rough. “That’s not normal.”
You sighed, finally turning to face him. “Yeah, well. Now you met the whole family.”
You didn’t know what else to say.
There wasn’t much to say. This was just how things were for you. Your dad was a mess, and you’d learned to deal with it, ignore it even. There was no fixing this. Not really. At this point, it didn't affect you or your daily life that much.
“I should’ve asked,” he said, his voice thick with guilt. “About your family, I mean.”
I shook my head, feeling the weight of it all. “I wouldn’t have told you,” I admitted. “Probably would’ve said he’s dead.”
You didn’t want to be that girl—the one with family baggage so heavy it crushed everything good in your life. You didn’t want Rafe looking at you like I were fragile or damaged. It was bad enough that you were as broke as it got. You’d just gotten used to him wanting to help, to be a little less independent, to let him take care of you and spoil you every once in a while.
This though? You never wanted him to find out. 
But now… he knew. He knew what you came from. And you couldn’t hide it anymore.
“I don’t care,” Rafe said suddenly, breaking the silence. Like he was trying to convince you and himself at the same time. “I don’t care about your dad. I care about you.”
You could feel his eyes burning into you, but you couldn’t bring yourself to look at him. Instead, you kept your focus on the pancakes, the routine keeping you distracted. But your hands wouldn’t stop shaking, no matter how hard you tried to stop it.
“I just… I didn’t want you to see that,” You finally admitted, your voice small and raw in a way you hated. “I didn’t want you to know how messed up everything is.”
Rafe moved closer, his body warmth seeping into your side as he leaned against the counter next to you. He didn’t try to touch you, though, and you were grateful for that. You weren’t ready for that.
Not yet.
“Messed up? Baby, have you met me?” He let out this soft, disbelieving laugh, but there wasn’t any humor in it. 
You glanced up at him, finally meeting his eyes. And there it was—that soft, almost sad look he got sometimes when he thought about his family. About how his mom left and how his dad never really let him in. Ward Cameron was friendly enough with you, and he wasn’t a complete asshole to his son, but he was absent, not really caring about keeping a constant connection with his kids. It hit you then that maybe you two weren’t so different after all.
Maybe that’s why you worked.
But still, the shame stayed. The feeling that now that he really knew you, the ugly parts you kept hidden, he might not stick around. Guys like him didn’t stick with girls like you, right? Despite him doing the exact opposite until know.
“This changes nothing, okay?” he said, his voice softer now, almost like he was trying not to spook me. “Not with me.”
He wasn’t looking at you like he was about to leave. His eyes were steady, clear. He didn’t look freaked out or like he regretted being here. He just looked… real. Like he meant every word.
 “This is a mess, Rafe. You saw it.”
“I don’t care,” he said, like he needed you to hear him. “I don’t care about any of that. None of it changes how I feel about you. I love you.”
You bit your lip, turning your attention back to the pancakes because if you didn’t, you were afraid you might cry. You weren’t the crying type, but after everything, your dad showing up like that, and Rafe not running for the door—it was a lot. Too much, maybe.
“I don’t want you to feel like you have to fix anything,” you said softly, flipping the last pancake and turning off the stove. “You can’t fix my dad or the way things are. I don’t want you to try.”
“I’m not trying to fix anything,” Rafe said, stepping closer to you now. “I’m just… I’m here. With you. That’s all I want.”
You felt his hand brush against yours, hesitant at first, like he wasn’t sure if you were ready to be touched. But when you didn’t pull away, his fingers laced through yours, and the warmth of it broke through the dread thad settled over you since your dad walked in.
Finally, you turned to face him, and there it was—that look in his eyes again. The one that said you were more than enough, that he saw you, really saw you, and wasn’t running for the hills. You knew him like the plam of your hand now, and he wasn’t bluffing. He never lied to you.
Your heart did this weird thing, like it flipped and dropped all at once. It was still a little scary to hear him say that. Scary because it meant he was sticking around, and as much as you it scared that was exactly what you wanted. For him to stay.
Because you loved him just as much, and you didn’t mind reminding him every day.
Milo broke the silence, tugging at your shirt again. “Is time f’pancakes now?”
You couldn’t help but smile at the innocence in his voice, the way he had no idea what had just gone down. You bent down to scoop him up, holding him close, the warmth of his growing body keeping you sane in the moment.
“Yeah, buddy,” you said softly. “It’s time for pancakes.”
Rafe watched you, a soft smile tugging at the corners of his mouth. This is why he knew you’d be a good mom one day. He kept that thought in the back of his mind every day since you gave him the bracelet on his wrist.
The way you picked up Milo and smiled—it calmed him down. The whole scene was so you—taking care of things, keeping it together even when everything around you was a mess.
“Eat up, kiddo,” you said, ruffling his hair as he dug in with way too much syrup. 
Then you glanced at Rafe again, your smile still lingering but more reserved, like you were still processing everything.
Milo was halfway through his second pancake, syrup smeared all over his little face, when he looked up at Rafe with those wide, innocent eyes.
“Hey, Rafey, we go park after?”
You were clearing the plates from the counter, and Rafe caught the quick glance you shot his way. You had a shift starting in an hour, and Milo probably knew it too, even if he wasn’t saying it.
He leaned back in his chair, wiping a bit of syrup off Milo’s cheek with the corner of a napkin. “The park, huh? What’re you thinking, swings? Slide?”
Milo grinned, syrup dripping down his chin. “Both! And the big jungle gym! You said I was big enough for it now, 'member?”
He laughed, remembering the time a couple weeks back when Milo had looked at that massive jungle gym like it was Mount Everest, and Rafe told him he was totally ready to conquer it. “I did say that, didn’t I?”
You shot him a look as you grabbed your bag, ready to head out for your shift. “You sure about this?” you asked.
Rafe waved it off. “Yeah, no problem. Milo and I got this.” He grinned at the kid. “We’re gonna hit the park and maybe even stop for some ice cream after if your mom’s cool with it.”
Milo’s face lit up like Christmas morning, and you laughed softly, shaking your head. “You’re spoiling him, baby.”
He shrugged, trying to play it cool, but deep down he liked how easy it felt, like this was where he was supposed to be. “Eh, he deserves it.”
You walked over to where Rafe was still leaning against the counter, and without overthinking it, you leaned in and gave him a quick kiss on the lips.
“Ewwww!” Milo groaned dramatically, scrunching up his face like he just witnessed the grossest thing ever. “Why do you always gotta kiss him like that?”
You and Rafe both burst out laughing, and Rafe shook his head, ruffling Milo’s hair. “Get used to it, bud,” he said, still smirking. “She’s gonna keep doing that.”
“Not in front of me,” Milo said, still looking completely disgusted but clearly loving the attention. “It’s so gross!”
You grinned and gave Rafe a playful tap on the chest. “Guess we’ll have to start sneaking around now.”
Rafe chuckled, pulling you in for another quick peck. “I can live with that.”
Milo let out an exaggerated groan, dramatically slapping his hands over his eyes. “Ugh! I’m never getting a girlfriend if that’s what you have to do.”
“Good,” you said, shooting him a wink. “No girlfriends until you’re thirty.”
Rafe laughed again, and Milo just sighed, completely over it. “Can we just go to the park now? Please?”
You shook your head, smiling at how easily the moment turned light again. “You two have fun. I’ll see you later.”
You headed out the door, the sound of your nephew still groaning in the background making you smile as you went, promising yourself you’d answer whatever questions Rafe had about your parents, the second you two snuggled up in his bed at night.
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frogchiro · 10 days ago
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Uhhhmmmm your college AU with desperate Leon…. It makes me want to have him suffer!!!
I’m thinking of Luis getting upskirt pictures of you and sending them to Leon. Actually— let’s make it worse. He sends them to the groupchat. Leon simultaneously loves him for sending them and hates them for taking them (delete those rn after he’s already saved them to his own phone). Tries to act like a good guy and tell him off for doing that, but he’s fisting his cock at the sight of you.
“Thought I was just doing you a favor, sancho ;) but ur right, shouldn’t do it like that. I’ll just ask her out next time, yeah?”
And THEN. I’m thinking that Heisenberg is a mechanic, taking classes in his spare time, working up to a more complex mechanical engineering degree. He’s older than your typical college crowd, but that doesn’t mean he can’t chase college tail!!! And you share a class or two with him. And in a change of form— he’s always early (he doesn’t have his mommy and daddy paying for him to fuck around at college, this is his time and money, so he actually cares lol) and makes sure to park himself right next to your usual spot.
And you surprise the hell out of him by being actually quite interesting, even if your doe eyes and plush sweaters make you look like soft and easy prey for the wolfish older guy. He’s got you chatting and laughing after class, offering to give you a ride since the library is across campus from this building.
And of course Leon is in the back of this class (late because doesn’t care + hungover) and fucking crushed that this dude who’s unshaved and wearing a military surplus jacket covered in scorch marks and grease stains has your undivided attention.
And Heisenberg is literally pulling out all of the “older guy going after a college girl” stops. Tells you about the place he has off campus. The truck he’s got that he’s working on himself, cause he’s all rugged. How he can pay for dinner cause he has a real job. (We love Leon but I 100% see him as a daddy’s money type of college student). And if you’re under 21 and this is America— he’s totally offering to buy booze for you. And he might not be the nearest guy ever, but he regularly does his own laundry and dishes n shit because he’s lived alone and can take care of shit.
Which makes it seem like the bar is in the ground, but his place seems so grown up in comparison to Leon’s room in the frat house, the same house in which there’s a solo cup on every piece of furniture and at least one person passed out somewhere every morning when he leaves for class. And Heisenberg actually cooks, whereas Leon is living mainly on takeout and instant meals. Like Heisenberg is making you pancakes and eggs when you sleep over, which is actually basic as all fuck, but compared to Leon who turns over and eats from the jar of peanut butter on his nightstand when he’s hungry for breakfast, he’s like a fucking prince.
-🐱
Dear Kitty anon you have no idea what you've just unleashed-
No but you are so right!! Let's make Leon pathetic and suffering
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And Luis definitely pulls that shit with the upskirt pics and sending them to the groupchat. Leon tries ofc to act all high and mighty, telling the guys to knock it the fuck off, that it's disrespectful to you but the truth is that he writes that shit with one hand and the other one is full of cock :(
It's even worse when the others (Krauser and Chris) start to hoot and encourage Luis; the worst was when Luis somehow managed to get a perfect shot of your boobs when you were busy reading one of those books of yours and Jack was sitting literally next to Leon when they got the picture. That fuck Krauser actually had the balls to lick over his teeth with the nastiest leering sneer and fucking adjusted his cock right then and there through his jeans, growling about 'What he wouldn't do to get a bite out of those gorgeous fat tits'. Leon was appaled >:(
And when Leon thought it couldn't get any worse, it did. Of course it did because apparently fuck his life. And that 'worse' came in the form of that old man, Heisenberg he thinks was his name, who is taking 'extra classes' for a more advanced mechanical engineering degree. Bullshit! Leon knows this type of guy; an old fuck taking college classes just to chase college girl skirts...And well, technically he's not wrong, it's just the fact that he didn't anticipate which exact skirt Karl will be chasing.
Heisenberg on the other hand didn't really know what to expect. He knows he has to take college seriously this time since he's the one who pays for the damn thing, but he sure didn't expect to meet such a cute girl like yourself on the first day! It must be his damn lucky day when your huge doe eyes turned to him in a curious glance and he couldn't help but let that wolfish smirk grow on his face; jack-pot.
And the thing is, you're honestly an interesting and intriguing thing! Behind the doe eyes, cute pastel sweaters, pretty dainty jewelry and nice smelling perfumes you're actually smart and have a damn strong head on your shoulders and you don't seem to mind the advances of an older, more mature guy!
The fact is...you don't mind it. At all. Karl is like a breath of fresh air in the form of a 30-something old mechanic who smells like strong cologne, motor oil and cigarettes but hey! It's still better than the nasty smell of Axe body spray and the 10-in-1 body wash all the guys seem to have that you don't even have to get close to smell it! Not to mention that Karl's natural musky scent smells...so so heavenly.
Plus c'mon, what is there not to like?? He's always early for classes, pulls your chair back for you, offers you rides in his truck that he paid for with his own earned money. You actually feel a shudder go down your spine when you remember overhearing Leon boasting on the parking lot about the new, obnoxious, expensive sports car his daddy bought him.
Speaking of which, you turn your head slightly to look at the blonde sitting sprawled out in the back of the class, half asleep and more than probably hungover from whatever impromptu drinking session or party he attended last night. You turn back with an eye roll and a chuff; pathetic.
(Poor Leon almost fell from his chair when he noticed you glancing at him last second and he was sitting for the rest of the class mentally punching air when he realized that you caught him lacking, that sneer on your face making his cheeks burn but he will be also jerking his cock off to that later.)
And yes you're right, the bar seems to be in fucking hell but hey! Heisenberg is still better and more put together than Leon! He's maybe not the neatest or tidiest but he does his own laundry, he washes the dishes, he dusts his shelves from time to time and goes grocery shopping! Anytime you stay overnight when he offers to tutor you and you just so happen to forget the time, Karl drank some beer and...
"Whoopsy! Well would you look at the time, it's too late for a young lady to go by herself and I drank so I can't drive you, looks like you have to sleep over princess haha". And when you wake up you're greeted with an actual breakfast; pancakes, some bacon and scrambled eggs. It's pretty basic but good God it's amazing, everything about Karl feels just so...mature and different.
It's definitely a huge upgrade from Leon, the guy who lives in a shared room in a frathouse with stacked pizza boxes for a nightstand, empty solo cups and booze bottles in almost every corner and he actually has to look where he walks when he finally decides to get up late for classes to avoid stepping on someone passed out on the floor. Y'know, the guy who thinks eating peanut butter straight from the jar and downing a can of Monster is breakfast and who later pathetically jerks off with Krauser to pics Luis took of you.
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ddejavvu · 1 year ago
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mei! can you write a little hangman trying to corral and take care of his drunk gf?? im a lil tipsy rn and thinking abt it
tw for mentions of getting sick
"Bradshaw," Jake taps his fellow aviator on the shoulder, two beers in hand, "Where's my girlfriend?"
"Phoenix took her to the bathroom," Bradley informs Jake, "She was feeling a little queasy, I think."
"Shit," Jake groans, shoving both beers into Bob's unsuspecting hands. The WSO blinks bewilderedly, but passes the drinks to Fanboy and Payback when they invite him over to the dartboard.
Jake shoulders his way through the crowd, beelining for the women's restroom and slapping a hand over his eyes before pushing the door open.
"I'm not trying to see anything," He calls out, standing in the doorway, "I just want to know if my girlfriend is in here."
He hears a distressed groan from you to his left, and Phoenix calls out, "It's just us, Hangman. You can come in and open your eyes."
He does as instructed, finding you crouched on the floor inside the third stall. Phoenix is behind you, your hair gathered back into her hands as you hover expectantly over the toilet.
"Nothing yet," Phoenix fills your boyfriend in, "I think it's less about the booze and more about the bottomless fries."
"Gotcha," Jake nudges her away to take her place, swooping your hair up again when it falls over your face, "You've been snackin, huh baby?"
"I didn't eat that many," You swear, but Jake knows practically any amount of the bar's greasy french fries can be vomit-inducing, "I want- I need water."
"I got it," Phoenix heads for the door, "Don't let her eat any more, Hangman!"
Jake's confused until you reach for your purse and retract a napkin stuffed with fries.
"Hey- hey! No," He takes them before you can eat any of them, chucking the handful into the toilet to deter you, "Baby, what are you doing? Those made you sick."
"But they're so good," You lament, "Jake, they've got the garlic salt on 'em, and- and I want more!"
"But they're too greasy for you to handle right now," He smooths a hand down your back, "Baby, you can't eat those when you've been drinkin', that's why we're in here. You can have some on Friday night, m'kay? You can be DD."
"I'm not even sick anymore," You grumble, all of a sudden struggling to your feet. Jake backs out of the stall so that you can stand, but your drunk mind seems to envision a velcro patch covering Jake's chest, and you stick your own matching one to it to throw your arms around his neck.
"I want food," You inform Jake, and he leans in to kiss you despite your beer-breath, "I want something big, and- and greasy, and meaty, and-"
"How about pancakes?" Jake offers, ringing his hands around your waist in case you decide you're going to lean your full weight on him, "We can head to Denny's, it'll only be a five minute drive."
"Do they put garlic salt in their pancakes?" You wonder, gazing at Jake like he's a prophet. He's not, but he thinks he knows the answer anyway.
"Uh," He chuckles slightly, glancing at the door when Phoenix returns, a glass of water in her hands, "I don't think so, darlin'. Here, drink that," He pats your back, releasing his hold on you so that you can take the cup from Phoenix, "All of it, honey, then we'll head for Denny's. Okay?"
"Mhm," You nod around the rim of the glass, the sound echoing slightly as you gulp down the water.
"Takin' her for pancakes," Jake locks eyes with Phoenix, "I'm gonna go get her purse, can you supervise?"
"Hurry up," She nods towards the door, "Fanboy's a nosy drunk, I'm pretty sure he already rooted through her stuff and found a tampon."
"Christ almighty," Jake scoffs, storming out while you chug down the rest of the water in your glass. He does, in fact, find Fanboy seated by your purse, inspecting a plastic-wrapped tampon with bewildered eyes.
"It comes out of the plastic, dipshit," Jake demonstrates, popping the applicator off and stuffing it back on after they've gotten a good look, "Phoenix was right, you are nosy. You wanna inspect her lipstick, too?"
"Oh please, we see that all the time." Rooster drawls, yanking at Jake's collar and revealing a deep pink kiss mark against the base of his neck. The pilot grins beneath his mustache, collecting the coins from your wallet that Fanboy had counted to occupy himself and handing them off to Jake, "Just be lucky he didn't go through your wallet, Hangman, he would have found those nudes you keep in there."
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