#palia farm

[nova07712]

[remytheratking]

How dare I have responsibilities when I could play a farming sim and simulate having responsibilities

[kiwi-ism]

My current mood

[zaytri]

Low maintenance Palia farm layout

Uses all 7 basic crops, every crop has weed block and water retain so you never have to water or weed them, all inner crops have yield up, and cotton is sprinkled in for fabric making!

Built with my spreadsheet: https://href.li/?https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1z60kAOtJTESQocGVLz33tv1u2Y9jilwtNU6f67Ww42g/edit#gid=0

[potterpasta]

love modern farming sims bc you look at it and it's like "aw nice a cutesy cozy relaxing farming sim" and then you get into the game and every character's like "i have crippling depression. my wife is dead. our farm isn't making enough money and i constantly have to choose between paying bills and buying food for my sickly daughter. can you please bring me a single turnip."

EDIT: Can't believe I have to say this but

INCEST SHIPPERS DO NOT FUCKING INTERACT!

[theautismzone]

🍯🥧𝓓𝓮𝓵𝓪𝓲𝓵𝓪🥧🍯

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[praetoring]

dev's: palia's a cozy game!!

palia: (character spoilers)

reth & zeki work for a cartel

tish has a terminal illness that's kept at bay by a magical (illegal) flower

auni's in an mlm & always talks about running away

tamala's 200+ years old & fucked around with hassian (literally & figuratively)

the order is literally the jedi order but more controlling and also the ruling government

ashura was in a war and has ptsd

caleri is trying to drug her sister into being "normal" again

sifuu's wife taylin may or may not be a were-beast

there's something in the mines

i'm sure there's more but these are the one i remember atm & have gotten farther along in their friendship

[katverse]

Hey! ✨ Today I'm sharing something different from my usual content with you! I just published a new blog post about my gaming journey. In the post, I talk about how I used to think that The Sims was the only game I could play because of my disability, and how wrong I was. Plus, I'm sharing my top 10 cozy games that I recommend for new gamers. I hope you'll enjoy reading it! Thanks for taking the time to check it out! 💛

I'd also love to know about your favorite cozy games? 🤓

YouTube version:

[lexalott]

This was supposed to be for inktober, but I kept getting distracted by other projects I want to work on instead sooooo

Here's Auni with his oversized backpack.

[selenechris]

Sifuu: Kenli says that selling weapons would break the vibe.

Me, on romance path with Reth, wanting to go berserk ever since the first mention of the cartel: Please do.

[videogames-i-wish-were-real]

Videogames I wish were real #37

A cozy and laid back MMO game where instead of the usual battle classes, the classes are all about crafting, gathering or selling products or services. All the combat classes that would normally be available to players (paladins, archers, wizards, etc) are only available to npcs.

You can choose a crafting related occupation, such as the artisan class, and then pick a certain subclass and become a blacksmith or a tailor, or the catering class and become a baker or a chef or open a small café. In order to avoid unfair competition, when setting the price of a product there would a be a minimum and maximum price range for every product. You can also open a shop to sell your wares directly to customers, as well as hire npcs to help you gather resources or to manage the shop while you are away/not playing, although you will need to pay them a fair wage and they'll get a day off a week.

If you'd rather go for a gathering class you can become a miner, woodcutter, farmer, angler, etc, and sell your produce to shops and merchants. Since some of those occupations would require you to abandon the city to gather materials, if you intend to go to a dangerous area you can hire adventurer npcs to act as your guards, or if you want to venture into an unknown area, you could spend money in a map, or pay a cartographer to chart a map for you.

And if you wish for a more adventurous occupation that allows you to travel through the world, you could always pick jobs such as mail carrier, merchant, archeologist, cartographer, etc.

Besides hiring npcs to help you run your store or act as bodyguards when you explore dangerous parts, you can also befriend and even romance and marry them, and if you cultivate a strong enough platonic or romantic relationship with an npc, they might offer you discounts, sell you rare items, gift you stuff or even offer to help you for free.

Player level is tied to the occupation of a character, if you switch to a different job you've never tried before you'll start at level 1. Whenever you get bored of a certain life, you can just switch to a different one or create another character.

Similar games that actually exist: Fantasy Life and Fantasy Life i: The Girl who Steals Time (suggested by @fantasy-life-fan), Palia

[nova07712]

[zaytri]

Low maintenance Palia farm layouts

Now updated with corn and spicy pepper!

All of these layouts have full water retain and weed prevention on all crops simply using crop boosts, no fertilizer needed!

Nine Soil Advanced

13 Carrots, Potatoes, and Tomatoes

12 Onions

6 Cotton

8 Rice, Wheat, and Corn

(Includes starter layouts for before 9 soil towards the end)

Spicy Pepper Expert

14 Carrots and Onions

13 Tomatoes

12 Potatoes

4 Spicy Peppers

3 Cotton, Rice, Wheat, and Corn

The middle tomato does need to be manually watered here, or just use HydratePro fertilizer on it

First Blueberry

14 Carrots and Onions

13 Tomatoes

12 Potatoes

3 Cotton, Spicy Peppers, Rice, Wheat, and Corn

1 Blueberry

The middle tomato does need to be manually watered here, or just use HydratePro fertilizer on it

First Apple

12 Carrots, Onions, Potatoes, and Tomatoes

4 Spicy Pepper

2 Cotton, Rice, Wheat, and Corn

1 Apple

Blueberry Pie

14 Carrots and Onions

13 Tomatoes

12 Potatoes

3 Cotton, Rice, Wheat, and Corn

2 Spicy Peppers and Blueberries

The middle tomato does need to be manually watered here, or just use HydratePro fertilizer on it

Apple/Blueberry Pie

12 Carrots, Onions, Potatoes, and Tomatoes

2 Cotton, Spicy Peppers, Rice, Wheat, Corn, and Blueberries

1 Apple

Every Crop

12 Carrots, Onions, Potatoes, and Tomatoes

4 Cotton, Rice, Wheat, and Corn

1 Spicy Pepper, Blueberry, and Apple

My most balanced low maintenance garden pattern for growing every crop available

Bonus: Cake Baker

8 Wheat and Corn

5 Apples

4 Blueberries

4 of Any 1 Tile Crop

A high maintenance garden layout that maximizes apples and blueberries, providing full harvest boost and growth boost to all apple trees and blueberry bushes

Starter Patterns

Six Soil Intermediate

9 Carrots, Onions, Potatoes, and Tomatoes

6 Cotton

4 Rice, Wheat, and Corn

Four Soil Basic

6 Carrots, Onions, Potatoes, and Tomatoes

3 Cotton, Rice, Wheat, and Corn

Two Soil Starter

4 Carrots, Onions, Potatoes, and Tomatoes

2 Cotton

All made using my garden planner spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1z60kAOtJTESQocGVLz33tv1u2Y9jilwtNU6f67Ww42g/edit#gid=0

[vanagasdraws]

[noneofchar]

Also, I made a Palia community! We’re still tiny, so if you enjoy Palia, please join 😊

[praetoring]

devs: palia is a cosy game!!

palia: include a book in-game that talks about having multiple affairs and how to keep them secret