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fair-itself · 4 months ago

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There's a lot I could say about The Subtance as an unflinching, gruesome close-up portrait of systemic misogyny, internalized sexism, self-hatred, and the brutality of fame, but more importantly, you know what I bet? I bet there is exactly one customer of The Subtance who is doing everything right. Week one, makes a living as a fitness influencer; week two, enjoys a lavish retirement funded by her other self's earnings. Week one, jogging, yoga, filming tiktoks, enjoying the vitality of youth; week two, Alaskan cruises, mahjong with the girls, enjoying unlimited free time and liberation from the crushing weight of the societal expectation to care what other people think of you. Keeps her other self on a nice air mattress with a quilt and always cooks a big recovery breakfast to be waiting for her when she switches. Walks out of that creepy alley every week whistling. Has no idea potential complications even exist. Every other user is living a psychedelic horror show of trauma, goop, and rage, and she's just at Barnes and Noble picking up the latest selection for book club. I know I'm alone in this, but I would happily watch that sequel.

#the substance #just as a nice palate cleanser #i loved all 140 batshit gory minutes of it don't get me wrong #i just think the flipside is also really funny #runs into that other old guy at the diner and is like. honey. what the fuck are you talking about. do you have someone i can call #my thoughts

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hornedgod · 8 months ago

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tumblr keeps putting posts on my dash about how it’s not “realistic” for Gideon to be fat/buff/fat+buff bc all the Ninth House eats is snow leeks and oatmeal

I’m so sorry, I can’t seem to hear you. I was too busy adding 20 pounds to her, as I do every time I hear this rancid opinion

#people are like ‘what if she was a waifish and palatable somewhat butch woman has that ever been done before’#no and I’m taking your gay card #@ all my girlies that draw her with rolls and muscle: I see you and I’m kissing you with tongue #the locked tomb #gideon nav

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its-where-the-wild-things-are · 3 months ago

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#painting #colour #color palate

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cat-cosplay · 3 months ago

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It's dangerous to go alone.

Take this.

#the legend of zelda #link #cat #cat cosplay #doomscrolling #palate cleanser #doomscrolling checkpoint #cosplay #cats #kitty #cats in costumes #cats of tumblr

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 month ago

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(Accidentally mis-clicked enter on my last ask. Here's the full "ask")

What he says...

VS What I read...

("us" as in him and WWX, not the spider just to be clear)

They should make an adaptation called 'The Unfiltered', where Lan Wangji says exactly what's on his mind.

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #lan wangji #wei wuxian #ask #So glad you came back and resent the ask with the completed joke. Thank you; the punchline is fantastic.#A fairly significant part of LWJ's character is that he *does not* say what he truly wants to.#Frankly he spends a significant part of his life not having the words to describe his feelings and wants.#And when he finally does know what he wants...it is too late to say anything at all.#He is a character that struggles to read between the lines who also needs to be read between the lines.#What a great trait to apply to a character in a series about the harms of taking the world at face value.#Lan Wangji you have my sincerest apologies. In the past I considered you mid. You were the olive of my character charcuterie.#My palate has expanded to appreciate the complexities and necessity of your traits.#Go get 'em. You salty and bitter (+ fruity) king. Those flavours rule. People love you enough to get very mad on polls on your behalf.

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slavhew · 8 months ago

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two guys enter a closet

#homestuck #hom3stuck #home24uck #home2t4ck #john egbert #dave strider #johndave #davejohn #pepsicola #admin draws #fanart #somethign really fun about . john being the tune and dave being the beat. free melody plus rhythm. breath and time.#that was my thought behind the 1st one at least #this post? texan in oregon. next post? oregonian in texas.#sighs. ive been influenced. theyve been on my mind #see this is what happens when i listen to people who passionately argue a case for a ship i jump on board #its not like i wasnt a johndave girlie before but the emptiness of my tag prior to this phase of homestucking speaks volumes #now tho? theyre good. theyre real good. and my palate cleanser between fkn. alpha morons that shall not be named #i like them ogk. egbertcrockers with many moles and striders with pizza faces. is something i should draw more #i need to get better at drawing acne and acne scarring

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that-wildwolf · 5 months ago

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hey, remember being 18 years old and playing mass effect for the first time and it's got this like intense aura of being very small and very insignificant in a very big, very empty galaxy? remember playing mass effect for the first time and everything all of this is so new and mysterious, and it's 2am and you're sitting in a dark room in the light from your tv and you're playing through feros for the first time and you feel that this is someting very old and very ancient and you are somewhere you shouldn't be and you don't know what's going to happen or where you're going but you keep on. there's a tingling in your stomach and you're playing mass effect for the first time. the thorian is a milennia old sentient plant being. the rachni queen is old and telepathic and a hive mind and in pain. sovereign is an ancient machine that has not been built but is, and has always been, and this is something so alien and so unlike and beyond anything your human mind can comprehend, and this is something unexplainable and huge and as uncaring and indifferent as the empty galaxy around you. you're playing mass effect for the first time and you're walking on the surface of an almost completely empty planet with nothing but your two companions silently walking beside you and everything is so huge and empty and silent and you're so small and insignificant and it's so beautiful and so scary and you feel like you are on a rollercoaster about to drop down. you are playing mass effect for the first time and you're playing the mission on the moon and you stop and just look up at earth visible in the sky. you know this. this is home. you are playing mass effect for the first time, and the galaxy is so big, and you are so tiny, and everything is about to change for you.

#mass effect #wild rambles #i miss the feeling of playing that game for the first time #now i know everything and it isn't as mysterious and alluring anymore #getting lost in the tunnels on feros is one of my memories of all time. it just felt like... i was meant to get lost. there's Something her #i love the whole trilogy but man me1 really did have that sci-fi interstellar type of feeling the other two don't #also later they retconned the reapers as having actually been built by someone as opposed to ''this is so alien you can't understand it.#this is a machine without a creator. it has always existed. you are not meant to understand. this is so much bigger than you.''#which i really liked a lot more but like. whatever. im not in charge. they wanted to make things more palatable to the human mind when i #think the cosmic horror aspect of the reapers in me1 was one of the things that affected me the most #and made me stay with the series for as long as i did

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ludotpng · 1 month ago

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