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The painting is executed on a canvas board (cotton canvas glued to cardboard). Size: 29,5/24 cm (12/9.4 in)
#art#wallart#oilpainting#artists on tumblr#catart#cats#catpainting#animalart#animalpaintings#catportrait#cat lovers#paintings from poland#original art#cat in art#fine art painting
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Winter sketches
#painting#acrylic painting#painting sketch#art#artists on tumblr#winter#snow#aesthetic#artist#serene#sketch#acrylic#poland#my art#these are from last year actually#based on photos from various years
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#for us it's a book that was printed in 1911 I think#or 1912? 1917?#anyway 1910s#a translation from English of a somewhat sentimental Christian book#(not saying that the things depicted don't happen irl but it becomes sentimental when it's a fictional narrative)#but frankly better than today's Christian fiction#I have no idea how we happen to have it#№2 would be a painting of the Virgin Mary and Child that my great-grandmother picked up upon first coming to Poland right after ww2#(Ukrainian -- met my great-grandfather in Germany -- he was a forced labourer -- she... long story -- moved to Poland with him afterwards)#it's anyones guess how old it is#or what it's history would be... who first owned it...#She found it in an antique shop and - not having any money - traded her boots for it because she liked it that much#therese rambles#polls
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Portrait of Maria Mirska, Barbara Szumska and Adam Napoleon Mirski
Jan Rustem (Armenian, 1762-1835), c. 1808, Napoleonic era
#paintings from the duchy of Warsaw#duchy of Warsaw#Jan Rustem#Rustem#art#art history#paintings#Portrait of Maria Mirska Barbara Szumska and Adam Napoleon Mirski#napoleonic era#napoleonic#Poland#polish art#Warsaw#first french empire#french empire#19th century#history#france#1800s#19th century art
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Fuck. We are in desperate need of genocide studies in the US. Because people are genuinely arguing that Nazism— and thus the white supremacy which inspired it— is an aberration of European philosophical tradition, rather than the end conclusion of “Western” ideologies.
“Nazism is uniquely evil” implies it cannot happen here and that it originally happened by freak happenstance. If you singularize the actions of the Nazis, you lose critical analysis of what ideas inspired them (see: US genocide of First Nations People) and how the Germans developed their tactics of oppression and murder (see: German genocide of the Herero and the Nama people between 1904-1908).
I believe it’s time we call this kind of rhetoric what it is: genocide denialism and Holocaust revisionism. It denies the European-created genocides before and after the Holocaust, and it rewrites the history leading up to the Holocaust to purposefully cover up the fact that it can and will happen here. Over and over and over. Such rhetoric also (purposefully) denies victims of genocides the world over solidarity with each other. To justify the destruction of Poland, Hitler asked, “Who, after all, speaks today of the annihilation of the Armenians?” Would you deny the son of a Shoah survivor the right to march with Armenians? Or would you, like the German state, accuse him of de-singularizing and relativizing the Holocaust and report him to the local antisemitism commissioner?
If you treat Nazism as unlike anything else that’s ever happened or will happen, then you don’t need to worry about it and the tragedies it created happening ever again. “Never again” becomes an empty promise. This type of rhetoric gives people the opportunity to wipe their hands of any culpability in the rise and reproduction of similar systems or other genocides, and they can use this singularity rhetoric to position themselves into a moral category despite supporting similar ideas. That Nazism and the Shoah happened means it was possible and still is possible, among any people.
The “massive, systematic, and efficient nature of” Nazi oppression, brutality, atrocity and its genocidal tactics and policies is a function of modernity and “Western” Enlightenment rationality. It is not an aberration.
#‘It’s not Nazism so it’s not immoral’#…doesn’t just lead to an uncritical analysis of genocidal rhetoric. policies. and tactics…#…it also leads to a watering down of Nazism and white supremacy…#…where people are drawn to glibly compare anything they consider immoral to Nazism.#see: ‘Godwin’s law’#If Nazism is to be considered an aberration…#…then we (purposefully) discourage people from seeing the victims of that evil in the suffering of others…#…so only ‘those victims’ have ever suffered and no one else has or can suffer.#Nations— like Germany— are using this logic to rewrite their history to deny their colonial genocides.#While nations like Poland and Ukraine are using this to paint themselves as heroes and saviors of the ‘ultimate victims’…#…thus ignoring the part their people and Governments played in the Genocide of the Jews.#genocide#antisemitism
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Reflecting by the nature! by polish artist Celina Dominikowska (1853)
#was going through her art and this one specifically spoke to me#her pretty clothes….. the shape of the bench….. the small dog…. the flowers and the trees in the back….#also the…ships? by the background#it’s quite hard to tell#well either way amazing painting williamkisser approved#also the man’s pants are so cool i actually have very similiar ones….they’re my favourite#the pockets are small as hell though😔#polish art#poland#polska#im not sure where this drawing came from but she owned a visual diary where she drew herself her friends family and places and its amazing#celina modrzejewska#polish artist#1800s#19th century#1853#vintage art#vintage poland#nature#art
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Inspired by polish folk art
Definitely worked on different brush control techniques with this
#my art#I wish I didn’t do the yellow stalks but I had done one early and then couldn’t erase it so we had to commit#acrylics are teaching me to just commit to the bit tbh#uhm the inspiration is a house painted with flowers in Poland and also the polish Easter eggs I have in my apartment#I mostly copied the composition from the house but I think I’ll try more of my own in the future#this was more thinking about how to apply the colors and brush control to make petals and leaves#Ik all three paintings have been wildly different styles
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Every eurovision:
#eurovision#from twitter#why did poland have those ms paint ass graphics#ambulancie rambles#eurovision 2023
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Death of Ellenai by Jacek Malcewski (1845-1929)
#art#i saw this painting at the national museum of poland yesterday and i'm obsessed with it#i can't find the info from the little plaque that was next to it anywhere on the internet but something something references a famous#patriotic poem#the woman represents the dead homeland and the man the grieving pole#something something the woman is in the same pose as dying jesus in another famous painting#idk i love it. went into the room where it hangs and it immediately caught my eye bc i thought it was random foot art#but the plaque was so touching. like yeah. this is what art is about 🥹#feet
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so far went about 1600km about the country and here are some pics of me & the city i am exploring now; beautiful gdańsk <3
#i can honestly get used to spending lots of time in poland <3#first few days away from home are hard but i am so happy now#poland#ash posting#i painted the jacket btw!
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I was meeting a client at a famous museum’s lounge for lunch (fancy, I know) and had an hour to kill afterwards so I joined the first random docent tour I could find. The woman who took us around was a great-grandmother from the Bronx “back when that was nothing to brag about” and she was doing a talk on alternative mediums within art.
What I thought that meant: telling us about unique sculpture materials and paint mixtures.
What that actually meant: an 84yo woman gingerly holding a beautifully beaded and embroidered dress (apparently from Ukraine and at least 200 years old) and, with tears in her eyes, showing how each individual thread was spun by hand and weaved into place on a cottage floor loom, with bright blue silk embroidery thread and hand-blown beads intricately piercing the work of other labor for days upon days, as the labor of a dozen talented people came together to make something so beautiful for a village girl’s wedding day.
What it also meant: in 1948, a young girl lived in a cramped tenement-like third floor apartment in Manhattan, with a father who had just joined them after not having been allowed to escape through Poland with his pregnant wife nine years earlier. She sits in her father’s lap and watches with wide, quiet eyes as her mother’s deft hands fly across fabric with bright blue silk thread (echoing hands from over a century years earlier). Thread that her mother had salvaged from white embroidery scraps at the tailor’s shop where she worked and spent the last few days carefully dying in the kitchen sink and drying on the roof.
The dress is in the traditional Hungarian fashion and is folded across her mother’s lap: her mother doesn’t had a pattern, but she doesn’t need one to make her daughter’s dress for the fifth grade dance. The dress would end up differing significantly from the pure white, petticoated first communion dresses worn by her daughter’s majority-Catholic classmates, but the young girl would love it all the more for its uniqueness and bright blue thread.
And now, that same young girl (and maybe also the villager from 19th century Ukraine) stands in front of us, trying not to clutch the old fabric too hard as her voice shakes with the emotion of all the love and humanity that is poured into the labor of art. The village girl and the girl in the Bronx were very different people: different centuries, different religions, different ages, and different continents. But the love in the stitches and beads on their dresses was the same. And she tells us that when we look at the labor of art, we don’t just see the work to create that piece - we see the labor of our own creations and the creations of others for us, and the value in something so seemingly frivolous.
But, maybe more importantly, she says that we only admire this piece in a museum because it happened to survive the love of the wearer and those who owned it afterwards, but there have been quite literally billions of small, quiet works of art in billions of small, quiet homes all over the world, for millennia. That your grandmother’s quilt is used as a picnic blanket just as Van Gogh’s works hung in his poor friends’ hallways. That your father’s hand-painted model plane sets are displayed in your parents’ livingroom as Grecian vases are displayed in museums. That your older sister’s engineering drawings in a steady, fine-lined hand are akin to Da Vinci’s scribbles of flying machines.
I don’t think there’s any dramatic conclusions to be drawn from these thoughts - they’ve been echoed by thousands of other people across the centuries. However, if you ever feel bad for spending all of your time sewing, knitting, drawing, building lego sets, or whatever else - especially if you feel like you have to somehow monetize or show off your work online to justify your labor - please know that there’s an 84yo museum docent in the Bronx who would cry simply at the thought of you spending so much effort to quietly create something that’s beautiful to you.
#shut up e#long post#Saturday thoughts#this has been in my drafts for a week haha#also this is the heart of why AI art feels so wrong#forget the discussion of copyright and theft etc - even if models were only trained on public domain they would still feel very wrong#because they’re not art. art is the labor of creation#even commercial art and art commissioned by the popes and kings of history: there is humanity in the labor of it#unrelated: I did not know living in the Bronx was now something to brag about. How the fuck do y’all New Yorkers afford this city???
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New Year🔞🔞
There is smut content in there so... MINORS NO NO!!!
What a Party it had been. Patri really went all out for this new year party she hosted. Jenni wore a simple black piece hugging her figure just perfectly her eyes in a – what you called vintage – smoky eyes in silver and black makeup her lips painted in a dark red nearly brown-ish. Alexia the complete contrast as usual wore cream light but elegant pants, a – also vintage – crop top (you'd never dare to call your girlfriends old into their faces so you always settle for “vintage” instead) and simple makeup. You – the most simple out of the three of you – wore simply Jeans (you wanted to go in sweaters but both Alexia and Jenni threatened to tie you to a lamp post and just leave you there if you would dare to leave the house in sweat pants) and a Ralph Laurent Polo. Surprise you weren't the only one. You found yourself in a corner with Caro, Ewa, Laura (Keiras girlfriend) and Esmee all sporting the Jeans 'n Polo look standing there awkwardly all of you a cup of something in your hand. It was like a scene from a bad High school movie where all the nerds standing in a corner watching the popular girls while all your girlfriends (minus Ewa who still longed after that girl in her old Club and Esmee who had a dating ban by your girlfriend – the Barcelona one not the Mexican one – after the drama caused with Esmees ex-boyfriend) had the best time on the makeshift dancefloor
“So... how was your Christmas?” Caro asked after 15 minutes of heavy silence
“Oh... yeah... good” Ewa shrugged her shoulders “... spend it with my family in Poland”
“Careful there Pajor...” you smirked nodding at Laura “... not that you get invaded... again”
“hey.... that was ONE time...” Laura rolled her eyes playfully
“Wait what??” Esmee looked confused “Laura invaded Ewa? Uh oh.. Keira won't like that”
“Yeah no...” you snorted “... Lauras grands invaded Poland... and the Netherlands”
“Oooooh....” the young player looked curious “.... why?”
“Hun... I know you're young...” Laura started patting Esmees head “... but even you should've heard of World War II … Jexias plaything over here just loves to milk them Austrian jokes”
“Ooooooh... yeah I heard of that...” Esmee nodded while Caro snorted into her drink
“England was invaded too...” the norwegian pointed out making Laura groan
“Not really no...” you pursed your lips “... our leadership knew what they were doing”
“Can we please stop making bad 1930s jokes?” the Austrian huffed but the little twinkle in her eyes showed that she wasn't mad
“Because you'd lose again?” Esmee asked innocently
“Careful there kid...” Laura pointed her finger at the youngster “... or you and I will have a little face off tomorrow”
“I still have tomorrow off...” the young dutch exclaimed
“You won't if you keep choosing the wrong side” the Austrian raised her eyebrow
“Come to the dark side...” Ewa threw her arm around Esmees shoulders “... we have cookies”
“And alcohol” you pointed out lifting your cup
“And alcohol” the polish player confirmed
“Alexia said I'm not allowed to have alcohol during the season” Esmee hung her head
“First.. she's not looking...” you quickly glanced at your girlfriend who was dancing with Jenni before you pushed you cup into the young players hands “... secondly... drink that”
“Bad influence... all of you” Caro shook her head smiling
“Are you going to report us all to Marta?” you challenged her an eyebrow raised while you “helped” Esmee drowning your drink – you simply held the cup so the young one couldn't do anything else than drink
“And get in trouble because I didn't stop you?” the norwegian snorted “Hell Naah”
“Jesus... that's strong...” Esmee now coughed a little bit after she emptied your cup “... what is that”
“It should've been a Mojito....” you shrugged your shoulders “... I might went a little hard on the Rum...”
“It tasted like... pure Rum” the young player pulled a face
“Because it was...” you said unphased “... I forgot what else belongs into a Mojito so I went for the ingredients I knew... Rum”
“Isn't there sugar in it?” Ewa wondered out loud
“Yeah... but try to find sugar in a pro athletes household...” you waved your hand around Patris home
“Huh... true” Ewa nodded while Laura and Caro started laughing
“I think our Cari is enjoying herself” Jenni husked against Alexias ear her hands on the blondes hips while Alexias back is pressed into the older ones front the Catalans arms hanging loosely around her girlfriends neck
“Mhm...” Alexia hummed after she quickly glanced over to you “... and with Caro and Laura there we don't need to worry that her, Esmee and Ewa get into trouble”
“I wouldn't go that far” the dark haired one chuckled “... she can be quite the brat if she wants to”
“You love it if we act a little out of line” the blonde smirked turning in her girlfriends arms so she can look at Jenni
“I love it even more when I get you both back into line” Jenni smirked bending down kissing Alexia softly
“Get a room” Pina hollered from the other side of the room which caused Jenni to deepen the kiss lifting her left arm and showing Pina the middle finger
“NOT my room!!! NOT any room in my house!!” Patri panicky interrupted when she saw that Pina was about to contra Jenni once more
“You just have to turn the music up Pats...” the dark haired one smirked after she ended the kiss “... both of them can get quite loud”
“Oh god” Jenni and Alexia heard your faint groan bursting out laughing
“Why would you yell at each other in a room?” Esmee asked with the innocents of a child after your groan of embarrassment making Ewa, Caro and Laura burst out laughing
“Jenni and Alexia are both....” you tried to do damage control “... intense people”
“Intense... yeah...” Caro chuckled wiping away a tear “... call it intense”
“I mean I never played with Jenni...” the young player pondered
“Y/n does that quite frequently...” Laura laughed at your misery
“Really?? When?? You play here...” dear god that girl was naïve “... and she plays in Mexico”
“Whenever she's here... ain't that right Tygrysku??” Ewa pressed out before she broke down laughing again
“Can I come and play with Jenni too?” Esmee looked at you pleadingly
“NO” you exclaimed sending the people around you into a new fit of laughter
“Gosh...” the young player rolled her eyes “... you really are egoistic... playing with the best players in the world and not even willing to share”
“Oh she's sharing alright” Caro heaved out trying to get some air into her lungs
“Can you please stop” you pleaded
“Defiantly not...” Ewa pressed out holding onto Lauras shoulder so she wouldn't fall over from laughing
“Sweetie...” Laura started in an overly motherly voice “... Y/n isn't playing football with them....”
“Well... what else would she play with them?” Esmee looked confused
“They're...” Caro started before she had to think for a second “... shaking sheets”
“That makes no sense” Esmee rolled her eyes “... I know for a fact Y/n has a woman coming in once a week cleaning her flat because she's too lazy... I bet she's shaking the sheets too”
“No she's not” Ewa snorted “... not in that way”
“I want to die...” you groaned in agony “... can't the floor open up and swallow me whole?”
“They're playing... bedroom rodeo” the norwegian now clarified waiting for Esmee to catch on – and oh you could see the moment she did
“EW....” the young player exclaimed disgusted looking wide eyed at you “YUCK!!! That's basically mi Mamí you're talking about”
“DON'T call her that” you groaned your head in your hands trying to hide your beet red face
“Even the fans say she's basically my football Mamí” Esmee looked outraged at you
“Please... for the love of god... I pay you whatever you want... just...” you looked desperate which didn't go unnoticed by your girlfriends “... stop calling her Mamí”
“WHY???” the young one exclaimed and again the three players around you exploded laughing
“I think I'm gonna pee myself” Ewa was laughing so hard she hardly got any air into her lungs “... this is gold”
“Just...” you took a deep breath “... stop”
“Everything alright here?” you know heard the voice of Alexia right behind you and at the tone you heard that she expected an answer – most likely from you
“Everything alright” you turned around putting up your best (very pained) smile
“Then why are you looking like you just want to drop dead?” your girlfriend raised an eyebrow
“Esmee and I just.... settled some...” you started before Ewa interrupted you
“Misunderstandings” the polish player snorted trying to hold her laughter in
“I didn't ask you...” Alexia fixed her player with a glare “... Cari?”
“Y/n said I'm not allowed to call you Mamí..” Esmee exclaimed “.. but even fans say you're my football mom”
“Hmm...” the catalan hummed her eyes not leaving yours making you squirmy
“Come here...” Alexia said low but not low enough but you stayed rooted in your place not wanting to give the group around you even more material to make fun of you
“Really?” the blonde just raised her eyebrow giving you a last chance and you knew it “I advice you to think hard about it...”
“Can we please not here...” you said your voice quite sharp – sharper than you intended
“Watch your tone” Alexia was instantly in your personal space towering over you not even leaving you time to react “... now be good and come here”
“You're right in front of me” you snapped “... where should I go then?”
You should've known that it was a bad idea to challenge Alexia Putellas. With her being nearly 15cm higher than you, pure muscle AND spanish-hot-blooded you knew there was no way you would win fighting against her. So the second the words left your mouth you looked up in horror right in time to see Alexias face switch from surprised to disbelieve. A second later her big hand made its way to the back of your neck locking in place pushing you past her and through the whole room. To your relief no one except the small group who were the start of all evil noticed what was happening. Well... no one except Jenni of course who always had an eye whenever Alexia and you interact knowing that sometimes both of you were to stubborn to listen to each other. So the second she saw Alexias hand dart around your neck she was already on her way to interfere whatever argument you two were “settling”
“I don't know what was in that cup you had in your hand before” Alexia sneered the second the front door fell shut behind you two “... but you better pray it gave you enough courage to tell me what THAT was in there”
“You were right in front of me...” you grumbled back wincing a little bit when the blondes hand squeezed a little tighter
“Wrong answer...” the catalan sneered “... think again and think HARD what comes out of that bratty mouth of yours next”
“Well hello...” you heard Jennis surprised voice behind you
“You keep yourself out of it Jennifer” Alexia snapped shortly glancing at your girlfriend
“Ay... I did nothing...” Jenni lifted her hands in surrender “... I'm just here to make sure you don't kill her and end up in prison.. your ass is too pretty for prison”
“Oh you find that funny sí?” Alexia snapped at you shaking you a little bit by the neck as you snorted at Jennis comment
“You do have a nice ass...” you admitted the alcohol in your system not letting you grab the situation “... I must know... I stare at it often enough”
“Are you...” the blonde got thrown off track by your behaviour “... drunk?”
“Teeny tiny little itsy Bitsy bit” you giggled the alcohol kicking in full force now that you were outside breathing fresh air
“Mierda..” Jenni chuckled under her breath “... it took her all of 30 minutes”
“I can't even punish her for being bratty” Alexia looked outraged at Jenni like the older one stole her ice cream
“Amor....” the dark haired one chuckled “... either you sober her up or you wait until tomorrow and then punish her”
“How should I sober her up right now right here?” the catalan asked Jenni bewildered
“Ice water? Coffee??” Jenni offered knowing Alexia wouldn't have the heart to dunk you in ice water
“Uh” the blonde groaned while you looked intensely at Patris butterfly figure next to the door “... she'll cost me my last nerve”
“The joys of love” the older one snorted “... let her be for tonight Amor... I'll let you do whatever you want to her tomorrow...”
“It's not like I have a choice...” Alexia grumbled “... she wouldn't remember anyway”
“Let's get her some water... and some Ibuprofen” Jenni smiled as you tried to poke the butterfly wondering why it wouldn't fly away
It's not like you planned on getting drunk. But being a pro athlete that only has a drink now and then or at some celebration at the end of the season – that Mojito really brought you down. You didn't remember Jenni and Alexia getting you to drink glass after glass of water with you getting distracted every five seconds to the point were the blonde considered just hitting you over the head with a bottle so you would sleep it off. Jenni had a field day watching the two of you bickering the whole evening only stepping in when she noticed Alexia was near losing it. You didn't remembered that you saw them two kiss at midnight sending you into a frenzy where you actively ran away from them out of the house tears clouding your vision so that you fell over Patris porch railing straight into a bush of dark red roses. When Jenni and Alexia who were hot on your heels found you crying in them roses both of them really had to hold in their laughter. What they didn't expect was that you didn't wanted to be touched by either of them – it took a drunk off her ass Ewa Pajor to pull you out of the rose bush (with Patri yelling in agony about her damn roses) and an Ingrid Engen to calm you down so at least Jenni was allowed to sit next to you. When she asked what was going on with you knowing fully well that drunk you was a very emotional you you started crying again how your girlfriend Alexia kissed your other girlfriend Jenni and they both cheated on you with each other. Drunk you also didn't do common sense. Not realizing that your girlfriends were right in front of you. Alexia let out a string of spanish curse words how one could be so stupid making you cry even harder. Jenni got you to calm down by telling you she will have words with Alexia and Jenni that under no circumstances is it okay to forget about you but only if you'd agree to go home with her. You agreed under the deal of her sleeping on the couch – you were a lot but no cheater. The oldest one chuckled and agreed. By the time you three were home you were fast asleep against Alexias chest drooling on her crop top.
“I can't believe that happened tonight” the blonde rolled her eyes as she carefully slipped out from under you
“I can't believe I have to have words with myself” Jenni snorted reaching over you to unbuckle your seatbelt
“How did she get so drunk so quickly?” Alexia shook her head at your black out state
“She never could hold her alcohol” the dark haired snorted while she pulled you out of the car “... just... let's get her to bed”
Jenni should learn pretty quickly that this task alone was a whole other fight. You woke up the moment the dark haired one sat you down on the bed starting to open your Jeans. Alexia went into the Bathroom to get something to clean you up and to change you into (it's either one of hers or Jennis t-shirts) when she heard you panic screeching from the bedroom
“What's going on??” the catalan rushed back into the bedroom to find Jenni standing at the foot of the bed while you were pressed against the headboard a pillow pressed to your middle
“Ale...” you cried out
“Sí Cari?” the blonde features soften a little bit as you shuffled over to the edge of the bed, getting stuck in the blankets falling face first out of said bed to then quickly jump up wobbling behind Alexia for cover
“This woman wanted to.... you know” you whisper yelled behind Alexia with absolute urgency
“This woman???” Jenni exclaimed making you shriek ducking further behind your blonde girlfriend
“Bebé...” Alexia said softly “... it's okay...”
“No it's not!!” you huffed “.... she wanted to get into my pants!!”
“She's drunk... she's drunk... she's drunk....” the dark haired spaniard mumbled to herself so she wouldn't lose it while Alexia tried to not burst out laughing
“Normally you like it when Jenni gets into your pants” the blonde snorted “... come Cari.... let's get your drunk ass into bed”
“But....” you pouted “.... there's a stranger in our bedroom”
“Stranger?” Jenni looked at you with wide eyes while Alexia bursted out laughing
“It's okay Cari....” the catalan laughed “... she's a good friend... she just needs a couch to sleep on”
“Are you really kicking me out of OUR bedroom because of drunky there??” the older woman looked at Alexia outraged
“Just wait until she's asleep and come to bed” the blonde rolled her eyes manoeuvring you back onto the bed
“Since when am I the bad one?” Jenni mumbled as she left the bedroom
“You can come back” Alexia called out just as her girlfriend left the room
“I can't believe she declared me as a stranger who tried to rape her” the older one grumbled
“You know that she's not thinking straight when she's drunk” the blonde said as she pulled your pants off your legs
“But still... I'm her girlfriend!” Jenni huffed as she started to undress herself
“Yes you are” Alexia said carefully
“But?” the dark haired one asked an eyebrow raised
“You aren't around as much as I am...” the catalan pointed out “... we live together... and I KNOW you do everything possible to be here as much as possible... but...”
“It's not enough” Jenni sighed as she got into bed next to you
“It is Jenni... she's not thinking straight...” Alexia said softly getting in on your other side
“Apparently it isn't” the dark haired one huffed
“Don't get hung up on that....” the blonde rolled her eyes “... we'll find a solution one day”
“You both can move to Mexico...” Jenni kept her voice light even tho Alexia heard how much it hurt her girlfriend
“Not in a million years” Alexia played into it “... you know what they say... Barca is Alexia... Alexia is Barca”
“They can have a human sized cardboard cut out from you... can tape it to the side of Nuo” the older one chuckled tiredly
“You're an ass” the blonde chuckled kicking her girlfriend lightly under the blanket
You woke up because you felt so warm. Your head felt heavy and you needed a second to realize where you were and why you felt so hot. You turned your head to find Jenni spooning you from behind her arm loosely around your midsection while Alexia laid in front of you – more half under you. Of course you fell asleep in between the two space heaters you called your girlfriends. These two women had a body temperature from around 200 degrees and always complain how cold it was hence the extra blankets. You on the other hand were english – you literally melted every time you shared a bed with Jenni AND Alexia. One of them was bad enough but both of them... sudden death for you. But there was something else that made you feel hot. Alexias leg was slotted in between yours and her thigh pressed right into a very delicate area. If you were really quiet and REALLY carefully you probably could get away with getting yourself off on the Catalans thigh. You knew both of your girlfriends were normally dead to the world sleepers – even more when they have time off. So you really carefully started to move your hips a little to test the waters a little bit so even IF one of them woke up you could still play it off as getting uncomfortable and just needed to move a little. After your initial try you waited a few seconds to see if one (or in the worst case scenario both) of your girlfriends stirred but nothing. So you got bold. You pressed your centre down on Alexias thigh and out of reflex your blonde girlfriend flexed her muscle making you suck in your breath
“I hope you're not doing what I think your doing Cari” Jennis voice cut sharp through the silence
“Fuck” you swore and jumped a little turning your head quickly looking at your girlfriend with big eyes
“So...” the lanky spaniard looked at you expectantly “... where you doing what I think you were doing?”
“I....” you stammered “... no?”
“No?” Jenni raised an eyebrow “... to me it looked like you were trying to get off on Ales thigh”
“No no no no no” you quickly shook your head “.... I was getting.. uncomfortable... you both are too hot”
“Gracias Cari” the dark haired one smirked wolfish “... but I KNOW you tried to get yourself off... alone the fact that you waited to see if one of us would wake up... you know neither Ale nor I will let that slide.... even tho it was just an attempt... a very poor attempt”
“I didn't...” you started but one look from Jenni shut you right up
“Why are you two so loud?” Alexia groaned next to you
“Our dear Cari just tried to get off on your thigh and now is trying to lie about it” Jenni informed Alexia who shot right up into a sitting position
“You what??” the blonde glared at you which you couldn't quite take seriously since her hair was sporting the fresh out of bed look making her look like a confused Owl and not like Alexia “I can make people cry just looking at them” Putellas
“I... didn't...” you started but the way your lips pressed into a thin line told Alexia everything
“Oh I can promise you now...” the blonde looked down at you “... you will regret that”
“You wanted to come didn't you” Alexia whispered into ear while Jenni was busy eating you out “So you'll come... over and over and over again... until I AM satisfied”
“Ale... por favor” you whined trying to push Jenni away from you
“No Cariño...” the blonde whispered sweetly “.... you were so SO bratty yesterday... challenging me in front of everyone... then you called Jenni a stranger and hurt her with that... and THEN... if you weren't in problems anyway you thought it would be a good idea to use ME to get off... not very clever Bebé”
“Please...” you whimpered but with Alexia having your leg in a dead grip with her legs and Jenni having your other leg over her shoulder you had no chance to get away any time soon
“Come Cari...” the catalan growled into your ear “... come for me”
You did just that. Your back arched off the bed your body trembled and shuddered your eyes screwed shut as you came hard. Alexia smirked against your skin not letting go of you. You on the other hand didn't know where you were for a second. Not only did the blonde keep her hold on you also Jenni didn't stop. From your experience you knew the Madrista could go for hours.
“Ale please... no more” you begged the catalan who just chuckled against your skin before she gently nipped at it
“Oh mi Corazon...” Alexia shushed you “... you WANTED this”
“No I.... dear JESUS” you squeaked out feeling two of Jennis long fingers entering you roughly
“Just Jesus? The last time you called us “oh god”...” Jenni grinned from her position between your legs “... not doing my job well enough then...”
“Very well...” you groaned “... too well... enough well”
“Oh Bebé...” your blonde girlfriend now taunted you “... if you can still talk back then Jenni isn't doing her job properly”
“No... please” you begged again tears starting to form in your eyes when you felt the dark haired one thrusting her fingers in and out of you in a rapid pace and now on top sucking on your clit
“Ssshh Cari... let Jenni do her job and loosen you up for me” Alexia whispered sweetly her nose brushing against your cheek “.... you have no idea what I have in mind for you”
“Ale... por favor” you whined
“No mi Bebé...” the blonde kept her voice sweet “.. you wanted to come... now you'll come”
“I can't.... no more” you screamed out and still your body betrayed you reaching it's climax on Jennis long fingers
“Huh.... that just looked different to me” Alexia faked surprise knowing you wouldn't be done after two orgasms “... be good for us Cari”
“You are pure evil Ale” Jenni smirked from her position between your legs
“She ASKED for it..” the blond defended herself before she turned her attention back to you “... and whatever Jenni does to you know Bebé... I'll do too... only for twice as long and three times as often”
“No please” tears spilled down your cheeks knowing exactly Alexia would do just that to the point where you either tap out or use your safe word
“Oh sí mi Hermosa Corazon” the catalan murmured as she pressed open mouthed kisses to your throat
You groaned pitifully knowing you just.... lost. You feel Alexias evil smirk against your skin and right this moment you accepted your faith. The bed dipped but the blondes hand against your jaw and cheek prevented you from looking what's going to happen. But you didn't need to wait long until you realize what's going on.
“You're so beautiful Bebé” you heard Jenni murmur her hands stroking over your thighs her thumb digging into your muscle there “... you're gonna look even more beautiful stretched around my dick”
“No no no no no” you whined wriggling around but the dirty chuckle from Alexia told you everything you needed to know
“Sí Corazon...” the dark haired one smirked nudging your legs further apart with her own thighs making more room for herself “... just relax....”
You whined when you felt the head of the strap pushed inside you but at least Jenni was kind enough to give you a moment to adjust before pushing further until she bottomed out her hips flush with yours.
“So beautiful” the older one mumbled her hands gently stroking over your stomach “So tight”
“You're getting soft Hermoso” Alexia smirked looking over her shoulder at her girlfriend
“YOU are the one torturing her... not me... I'm just here to let her have fun” Jenni wriggled her eyebrows while she slowly started to gently thrust in to you
It wasn't something that you weren't used to – them speaking about you like you weren't lying writhing in between them. Most of the times you found it extremely sexy but today it hit different fuelling your insecurities and you knew you wouldn't be able to enjoy whatever they have planned with you if you wouldn't word your concerns
“Jenni... el alto” you grunted out and immediately Jenni stopped moving and Alexia looked back down on you – not that you expected anything else
“What's wrong Pequeña?” the dark haired one asked her brows furrowed
“I'm here” your voice raw making Jenni and Alexia looking first at each other than back at you
“Sí... we.. see that” Alexia said carefully not knowing what your point was
“... I mean.. I feel it” Jenni piped up getting slapped by the blonde on the shoulder
“I am HERE” you said lowly
“Sí Bebé... we see you” the blonde catalan said carefully
“Then don't talk like I'm not” you sniffled
“Oh Corazon” Alexia sighed leaning down again pressing her nose into your cheek “... lo siento... we KNOW you are here.... we KNOW”
“Sí...” Jenni nodded slowly not knowing if your head was in the right mindset to continue
“I...” you tried to find the words but you couldn't
“It's okay... breath for me mi amor” the catalan said her voice low “... while you are a brat sometimes you can always talk to us”
“I need you to relax for me Corazon” the dark haired spaniard above you said softly about to pull out as you stopped her
“No...” your hand basically flew to her hip your fingers grabbing the harness to stop her from moving
“Sí Bebé....” Jenni kept her voice soft “... your head isn't here...”
“I can...” you started again before Alexia interrupted you
“We know you CAN...” the blonde whispered “... but there's no use right now... I will get my way... don't you worry... but right now you need something else... you need us...”
“Don't tell me what I need” you snapped
“Cari...” Alexia warned you but she knew this was just a way of you coping “... this is going a VERY long year if you don't watch it...”
“I KNOW what I can take” you shot back a slight feeling of failure making it's way into your mind
“Basta” Jenni interrupted her voice strict “... let go Cari”
You begrudgingly let go of the harness and Jenni pulled back and out of you oh so carefully but still making you grunt in process
“I know Bebé” the dark haired one said softly as she wriggled out of the harness disposing it carelessly on the floor before crawling up your body pressing soft kisses to your skin “... you did so good”
“No I didn't...” you huffed “... failed both of you”
“Ay non of that” Alexia interrupted your train of thoughts firmly “... stop thinking... you did NOT fail me or Jenni or us... you made us proud by telling us what you need”
“Sí... so good for us” Jenni murmured against your skin “... but we need you to tell us what you need right now”
“I need...” you stammered “... I don't know what I need”
“Space? Gym? A run?” Alexia provided
“No” you looked at her shocked
“Cuddles? Bath? Breakfast?” Jenni smirked
“Yes” you sighed sinking deeper into the pillows letting yourself relax a little
“Which of the offered things?” your blonde girlfriend asked
“All of them” you answered like it was the most obvious thing making Jenni snort as she laid down next to you
“All of them?” Alexia asked her eyebrow raised but her eyes soft
“Sí...” you nodded letting the dark haired one pull you into her side
“You heard her Ale... vamos...” Jenni smiled widely keeping her tight hold on you
“You can also...” the blonde started confused and immediately Jenni shook her head
“Can't... someone has to stay with our Cariño” the lanky one smirked
“Increíble...” Alexia mumbled rolling her eyes swinging her legs out of the bed “... usarla para no hacer nada”
“Someone has to look after her...” Jenni yelled after Alexia who just flipped her off on her way to your bathroom getting started on that bath
“What do you want for breakfast Cari?” Alexia asked from behind you holding you securely in her arms while you had your eye closed simply enjoying the warmth of the water and the calming smell of Sandalwood, Chamomile and a little splash of citrus oil
With you being very open to stress and anxiety Alexia started quite early in your relationship to read and study about different ways to reduce your stress and calm your mind and body. You weren't open to everything she introduced you to like mediation. Even tho you could meditate if your in the mindset for it most times the quiet left you even more overwhelmed than relaxed. The blonde figured out very quickly that if the technique got pushed on you that you left the session even more stressed so she put a stop to it immediately and kept on looking for other solutions. Sometimes skin to skin contact helped you immensely and sometimes even the lightest body contact sent you into a frenzy. But what always worked was scent. If it was in form of a Bath like now or Candles or a few drops of oil that your catalan girlfriend sneaked on your pillow before you went to bed. And yet it was a long road to figure out what worked best. You absolutely despised anything too floral or too woody. Citrus always worked but citrus wasn't very calming so Alexia experimented a lot until she got the perfect mixture for you. She didn't mind one bit always one for learning new things exploring new directions. She even used Mapí and Pina a couple of time as a cross reference. Pina apparently was allergic to Jasmine – poor woman sneezed for two days straight after Alexia held the little bottle under her nose asking if she likes that smell.
“Breakfast is nearly ready” Jenni appeared in the doorway keeping her voice low seeing how you basically melted into Alexias embrace
“Vinga Cari...” Alexia mumbled against your temple “... esmorzar”
“No...” you whined your eyes still closed
“Sí... vinga” the blonde said pushing you slightly to sit up more
“If you move at this rate we can make dinner out of it” Jenni rolled her eyes disappearing again
“Come on Cariño....” the catalan poked your sides making you whine even louder “.... you know we'll never hear the end of it if we need too long and Jennis hard fought breakfast making is for nothing”
“We can eat it later... it's only cut up fruit” you whine sinking back slowly again
“I made eggs!!” your other girlfriend yelled from the kitchen knowing you and Alexia bashing her breakfast skills
“I rather get a red in a Champions League final than to end up in hospital again because of food poisoning” you mumbled making Alexia bark out a laugh
“We'll just let her eat first...” the blonde smiled “... if she drops dead from the chair we know not to eat it”
“You see....” you slowly got out of the bath “... food poisoning takes time... even IF she eats first... it's at least four hours until the symptoms kick in... I'm NOT risking it again”
“I'll never do anything for you again if you don't move your ass soon” the dark haired one yelled from the kitchen again and you heard she's getting annoyed
“We're already moving” Alexia yelled back wrapping you in a big fluffy towel
“Good...” was the answer you got as you pulled an old t-shirt (probably Jennis according to the length of it) and put on some boxers Alexia held out to you knowing you prefer those to “normal” underwear
“I don't feel good...” you mumbled your back pressed against Jennis front as you were laying on the couch her arm loosely around your midsection your feet in Alexias lap
“What's wrong Corazon” the dark haired one murmured from behind you her eyes closed as she was about to drift off to sleep
“My stomach hurts” you whine trying to get more comfortable
“Oh no...” your catalan girlfriend looked over alarmed “... not again”
“What you mean again?” Jenni lifted her head slightly looking at the blonde
“You cooked her into hospital before” Alexia said eyeing the lanky one until she caught on
“ONE time... that was ONE time” your girlfriend exclaimed
“Ale...” you whined holding your stomach
“Oh Bebé...” the blonde was up as a shot kneeling next to your body
“Hurts” you whimpered while Jenni looked flabbergasted
“I used the book you gave me for Christmas!!!” Jenni defended herself
“And still our Cari is laying here in pain...” Alexia snapped at your girlfriend “... Jesús Jennifer... why do you always have to offer to cook”
“I followed the book step by step” your dark haired girlfriend huffed starting to gently massage your stomach making you groan
“We should go to the hospital” the catalan mumbled stroking some hair out of your face
“Tea... we could make tea” Jenni said quickly “... tea is good for stomach”
That's when it happened. You quickly sat up thinking you need to puke. Alexia scrambling away thinking the same. She loved you but it was not on her new years agenda to get puked on by her girlfriend. But no... the burp that left your body was everything but NOT human. Jenni and Alexia looked at you like you were transforming into a demon right in front of you while you smiled happily instantly feeling better.
“Now I feel better” you declare grinning widely as you threw your body back on the couch getting comfortable again
“That was...” Jenni looked down at you then back up at Alexia
“... I'm at loss for words” Alexia shook her head still shocked “... how can such a pequeña Cariño make such a sound??”
“It's a special talent” you smiled cheerful “... you should look up the video where Mapí challenged me to do the Sprite-challenge... THAT was loud”
“I'm dating a child...” the catalan said bewildered “... a literal child”
“Found it” Jenni held up her phone grinning widely
“Two children...” Alexia shook her head stunned listening to Mapís voice cheering you on to ex the bottle and then the demonic sound coming out of the phone while Jenni nearly died laughing and you grinning pleased
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(limited to Europe because there are limited slots per poll)
*The Long 19th century is the period between the French Revolution and the The First World War.
The French Revolution: The original, the classic. It's got Robespierre and Marat and a Guillotine.
The Serbian Revolution: Resisting Ottoman Rule? Forming a new state? Creating a Constitution? Serbia kicked it off in the Balkans nevermind that it took three tries and three decades.
The Greek Revolution: Have you become hopelessly invested in the idea of Greece as the cradle of civilization? Do you want to die fighting for it in a way that is tragic and romantic? Then you might be Lord Byron.
The Carbonari Uprisings: Secret societies are more your speed? Here is one in Italy doing their best to try to make liberal reform happen.
The Decembrist Revolt: So, a bunch of officers came back from Napoleonic Europe wanting to see constitutional change and possibly the abolition of serfdom. Sounds reasonable, right? Right??
The July Revolution: Can you hear the people sing? You know the one, barricades and the most iconic painting in French history. Louis Philippe ends up on the throne and he is....sexy to someone.
The November Uprising: Congress Poland decides that they are sick of the tsar. Poland undertakes a tragically doomed struggle against Russia.
The Belgian Revolution: The Belgians decide to file for divorce from The United Netherlands. Leopold of Saxe-Coburg ends up on the throne and he's sexy.
The 1848 Revolutions: The Springtime of the People! Revolutions everywhere: France, Hungary, Poland, Austria, The Italian and German States.
The January Uprising: The third time is the charm on kicking out the tsar and making a Polish state, right?
The Paris Commune: Napoleon III abdicates and leaves after being thumped by the Prussians. For two months, a communist people's regime rules Paris.
The Russian Revolution of 1905: This is not the one with Lenin yet! This is the one that forces Nicky to create a Duma. Some consider it the dress rehearsal for what would come next.
#napoleonic sexyman tournament#we need a new tag for extra polls#this is why people like the 19th century by the way#look at all those revolutions
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Hand painted second-hand leather gloves - inspired by old Slavic embroidery and traditional Balkan tattoos.
By Julia G. // Zmijowka
An illustrator / graphic designer / collage artist from Poland.
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minigame XXIII
👑the woman the king the legend👑
i excluded her from the previous two kingly portraits minigames, knowing she would sweep. it's Jadwiga portraits minigame time, folks! (simmler's may not technically be a portrait but it's a very cool painting so i'm including it anyway) (sorry for the quality of some of these but sometimes there really are no good digital versions :/)
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Russia's prep work
I originally wrote this as a reply to a reddit comment about the prep work Putin's Russia has done to reconquer Eastern Europe (and Central Asia) and soften up the West in order to "reclaim" the "lost" global power status the USSR had.
Putin* has been prepping his "reconquering" of Eastern Europe and Central Asia since he stepped into office. He took on an openly anti-western course since the Munich speech in 2007. He probably saw American global dominance weakening following Afghanistan and Iraq and because Russia had stabilised after the 90s, he thought it was time to act.
First he paved the way with the Chechen war where he "won" and got to jump on the War on terror bandwagon and use Islamic terrorism as a boogeyman for his own imperialistic purpose to rile up Russians against external threats.
Then he invaded Georgia to probe the soil and see how the west would react. They mostly ignored him so he went on to meddle in Eastern European politics, coerce Ukraine for gas and fund right-wing parties all across Europe (at the time mostly to drive a wedge between Eastern and Western Europe and suck EE countries back into Russian orbit) while pumping anti-western sentiment and Soviet nostalgia at home.
He saw that the west was disunited because of the US-UK-EU split following the wars in Iraq, Libya and Syria. He capitalized on that in several ways using both the wars and the refugee crisis that followed. One, to increase racist and nationalist propaganda and stir up hatred against "the liberal gay western cabal" and the resulting Euroscepticism. Two, to prop up the "proper" traditionalist Russia as an alternative. Three, to paint Eastern European countries as a puppet of the US liberals who were "ackschually" nazis in disguise, which was easy when the West was divided between trying to coax them into the EU and leaving them as a buffer-zone backwater. The brightest example of the latter was in late 2021 when Lukashenko started dumping Middle Eastern migrants on the Polish border so the Poles could be painted as a racist, white supremacist state. Unlike, you know, Belarus (really Russia) which weaponized the migrants.
Then he failed in Ukraine when his puppet's sharp turn away from a planned EU accession path caused the Euromaidan revolts. Pro-Russian protesters soon spawned, staging provications (my own country had a wave of protests and pro-russian counter-protests back then and I remember neonazis and other paid protesters being at the forefronts). Russian media started hurling accusations of nazism against pro-western protesters.
All of a sudden, it's like a switch was flipped in Russian society. Decommunization was out the window. In 2015, Stalin was chosen as the most influential figure in *world* history by Russians. All the anti-Western, Russian irredentist, traditionalist, racist and homophobic sentiments coalesced into one, directed against the "evil nazi gay jewish West". Putin started openly provoking the West with displays of military force, close flybys in territorial waters, playing Cuban missile crisis in Kaliningrad. All to rack up the atmosphere of an imminent Cold War II and maybe even WWIII where a "wronged", "humiliated" Russia would finally make the West pay. The WWII victory celebrations also took on the appearance of a war cult, with jingoistic slogans like "we can do it again", "to Berlin" and "we're coming for the German women" displayed on every 9th May parade. Eastern European countries, especially the Baltics and Poland, noticed and tried to raise alarm, but were mostly told to keep their paranoia down and ignored.
In the last decade, he used his military and propaganda machine (what we call "hybrid warfare") to create the impression of the following: (1) The West is imperialist (and is being hypocritical about it), waging pointless bloody wars in the Middle East; (2) The West is weak in those wars, causing Russia to step in like in Syria and deal with the issue "properly"; (3) Western democracies are weak in dealing with "barbaric" refugees because they're too greedy not to let them in but too soft to throw the bad apples out (this was used to boost nationalism and Euroscepticism).
By those means, Russian propaganda managed to manipulate both anti-imperialist and nationalist groups within the West as well as in Russia and Eastern Europe and pave the way for its "just war" of "reconquering" Eastern Europe. In the West, the image of Eastern Europe was molded as either "poor backwards savages we're better off without" (for nationalists), "paranoid silly yokels crying wolf about Russia who is now playing nice" (for moderates), "ingrates not worth defending so we'll pull out" (for Trump-like US conservatives) or "backwards homophobic barbarians we don't want here because they'll ruin our utopia" (for progressivists). In Russia, they were portrayed as "lost property", accused them of being "taken over by nazis" anytime they tried to acknowledge any of the repressions suffered from USSR, and "unconscious puppets of the West" and routinely threatened with "annexation in 3 days" whenever they "misbehaved" by taking a stance against Russia's politics, whether past or current. Finally, in Eastern European countries themselves, Russia tried to ruin the image of the liberal West by portraying them as "the real fascists", "liberalism gone so far it circled back to fascism" and to prop up its own image as the "savior from debauchery upholding the good ols ways".
Also worth noting that Putin was all too eager to intervene in any country that tried to reject Russian dominance or even its own pro-Russian dictatorship. He was ready to support Belarus in 2020 and intervened in Kazakhstan in 2022 just a month before the invasion of Ukraine.
So yeah, it was quite the prep work. All to ensure that when he went on his imperialistic crusade in EE, people at home and in the West and even in Eastern Europe itself would applaud him, failing that be indifferent, failing THAT remain unheard.
* by "Putin" I don't necessarily mean just him, but the lobby behind him as well.
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