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What happened to Luni if you don't mind us asking

She lost her battle on the 8th of February

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hey, how are you? Been a minute, hope all is well.

-monk

morning monk

yeah I know... I'm sorry for just going MIA but after the news about Luni it just felt too much to go on tumblr and pretend it's all good...

I'm not okay right now but I'm getting there.... I'll be on here sporadically but it still needs time...

#monk

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Sorry to ask but who's luni? Also that post about grief is spot on thank you for sharing it I think that's what I needed today

Lunatic was my first tumblr kid... she lost her battle on February 8th...

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"Grief is like the ocean; it comes in waves, ebbing and flowing. Sometimes the water is calm, and sometimes it is overwhelming. All we can do is learn to swim..."

- Vicky Harrison (Author)

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Love you tons Luni

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Hi , Do the stupid four or bb ever have to be picked up from the police station ?

absolutely yes....

they don't get locked up for anything bad... normally because they're just stupid and hang out in place they shouldn't be... and since bb is under age they need to stay at the station until they get picked up...

the first time they get picked up by Jona because they're too scared to call anyone else.... the second time it's Marta who just punish them with disappointed looks but doesn't tell on them... third time already got difficult because Marta said "no" when they called her again... so everyone wrote down a name, threw it in a hat and the police officer had to pick one... Cata was pretty grumpy that she had to leave the house again at 11PM... but she came nonetheless...

fourth time it was Ona... who got there and murder glared at pina, patri and mapí and just grabbed bb telling her that "they will talk about this"... the trio of trouble had to walk home...

fifth time was their personal Armageddon... the police tried to get Olga for Alexia to answer the phone.... after they found out Alexia is on her way all four begged the officers to lock them up so Alexia wouldn't get her hands on them... that didn’t work out... Alexia made them run back to the Johan and then some more... oh she was SO pissed...

Sixth time they spend the night in a cell... Keira did answer her phone just to tell the police she'll pick them up tomorrow afternoon... she's has stuff to do and she doesn't see the point in rushing to their aid...

Lucy just laughed when she had to pick them up after they got brought in an eighth time... she laughed tears at how stupid they were to get caught AGAIN... Alexia made Lucy join them on their laps after training

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Admin , thank you so much for being there. I can always come back to this blog to cheer me up. I passed my practical with flying colours and hopefully do the same with my theory exams and then pass mcat to start my pre-med journey.

This blog has been a life saviour for me and I loved reading the shenanigans of bb and now the littlest addition to the family baby engen. Thank you and please more of baby engen whenever you are free.

💞💞💞

aaaaw anon...

that really warms me heart ❤️❤️

thank you for sticking around ❤️

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My exam got moved to next week because we’re getting an ice storm!!! (Idk how it works for you guys but everywhere outside will be a skating rink tomorrow… it already is)

-monk

two years ago schools were shut down due to snow... other than that it's normally in summer... If it over 38 degrees at 9.30 school finishes early...

have fun ice skating tomorrow 🤣

#monk

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After reading the bb fics and hcs , it is likey heart is lighter than ever. I couldn't stop smiling for the whole day. And i have a question too if you don't mind

How on earth did ingrid agree to baby engen-leon when she has a toddler girlfriend ??

And the reaction of the barca teammates when mapi and ingrid announced the news?

Ingrid always kids... and even tho 93.61% of the time Mapí is a kid herself she can step up... Ingrid knew that and that's why it was a no brainer.... it also was a no brainer (to her at least) that she wanted to carry... Mapí first was a little scared that maybe Ingrid wants her to carry but Ingrid never expected that from Maps since she knew she wouldn't want to...

they used a close family relative of maps as a donor so the baby would be Mapís too and the baby was born with ingrids bright green eyes and a light blonde floam of hair... she has ingrids features but mapís nose and mapís facial expressions... when baby engen was born she had a big scream and then mapís lost look on her face... like "what am I doing here?" ... mapí was there the whole time (NOT at the business end - Ingrid forbid her from looking) and she did step up holding ingrids hand whispering sweet nothings into her ear when the contractions started to really kick in

When baby engen was around six hours old she got introduced to her Tías through a photo of Ingrid, mapí and her and a picture of her birth card that got dumped into the Barca WhatsApp group... it didn't take an hour and all the girls stood in the hallway with presents and balloons and a MASSIVE teddy bear wanting to meet their niece... let's just say the nurse in charge was not happy her hallway got flooded with a whole Barca squad causing a traffic jam...

The reaction was a mixture between utter shock (the youngsters who immediately started gagging at the thought of their team moms "doing it") and happiness... cata took this opportunity to get mapí drunk on champagne claiming "you need to celebrate for your wife since she's out of order" ... Alexia helped ingrid to get mapí home who just slurred about her beautiful wife and beautiful baby all the time to the point where Alexia was ready to just push her bestie out of the moving car...

bb was just in disbelief when she came back to barca and found a copy of Ingrid and mapí in Ingrids arm... total utterly disbelief

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half time show update. It was good solid 7.5/10 best part of the game was Alexia in the Nike commercial. (God she’s an attractive women)

-monk

oh yes

#monk

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I feel like in the classic person who doesn't like children/babies has children and babies clambering to them, baby Bronze-Batlle would love bb. She would definitely be the favorite Aunt even though she doesn't want to be necessarily, like she loves baby Bronze-Batlle, but having baby hanging off of her would not be her strong suit

- Aspen

Sorry for the delayed response... live happened 😅

oh absolutely... bb is very weary around children because she just can't connect with them... she doesn't know what to do with them... how to act around them... the little ones on the other side utterly love bb... it became quite normal that bb stumbles out of the tunnel onto the pitch with a toddler attached to each leg who are giggling loudly

Whatever bb does she just can't shake them off... Alexia always have to turn around so bb doesn't see her smirking about the bizarre situation that the only person who doesn't know how to interact with children is the childrens No.1 favorite person...

Bb grumbling under her breath the whole way until she's next to Alexia demanding she takes them demons off her... Alexia pretends every time she doesn't hear bb... there's a big plus for Ale with the toddlers hanging onto bb.... bb is naturally contained and Ale doesn't have to have an eye on her

Ona and Ingrid are happy her kids are occupied so they can train a little more without having to fear something is happening to their babies

Lucy and Mapí are swooning all the time about how her babies just fell in love with their Tía without any boundaries... bb grumbling and whining about it all the time... mostly to Keira and Alexia

#bbhc #Aspen

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How does BB act with Lucy and Onas baby? Is she as chaotic as with Baby Engen

No... while bb isn't the greatest fan of babies she warmed up to her niece quite quickly... in the beginning she was afraid to hold her until Lucy just sat her down next to Ona and before bb even registered what was going on she had her niece in her arms with Lucy softly telling her not to freak out and that everything is okay

bb just froze and actually forgot to actively breath which resulted in Luce taking back her daughter and Ona had to slap bb that she took a deep breath.... after that Ona and Lucy decided to do it step by step with always one of them being present... by the time baby Bronze-Batlle was about four month old bb was brave enough to pick her up for thr first time on her own

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Thoughts on the mapi leon incident at the derby?

I haven't seen the game or had the time to re-watch it so I can't say I have an opinion about it...

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week 4/15 complete. I have 2 exams next week but my 5:30am wake ups are done… I think

-monk

see monk....

nearly half time 🤣🤣 hang in there bud

#monk

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Just wanted to say love all the bb hcs and fics. I've been having a really hard and emotional week and everyday no matter what I read atleast 2 bb fics and as many hcs as possible. Thank you for creating a safe little escape for me without even knowing

thank you anon ❤️❤️❤️

I really hope everyone feels safe around here and it makes me day to have you guys come onto me blog finding a little escape from reality ❤️❤️

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https://www.tumblr.com/mj0702/774954762050371584/bb-and-baby-engen-leon-with-bagheera-hc-please?source=share

Ingrid doesn't even battle an eyelid and forces mapi to deal with toddler tantrum while bb is almost on the verge of heart attack

Ingrid just turns around and leaves... she's texting Caro to open a bottle of red for Caro to go "half glass or full glass?" ... Caro (and in hindsight Marta) got used to Ingrid showing up mostly with a little warning because her home turned into an asylum...

bb locked herself in the bathroom trying to get someone on the phone who removes the black monster from her flat... her first call was her girlfriend who told her that she's in GERMANY and can't just hop on a flight to remove a spider who's possibly tiny... for bb to panic scream "IT'S NOT A FUCKING SPIDER!! I HAVE NO PROBLEMS WITH SPIDERS!!! IT'S MAPÍS FUCKING BLACK MONSTER CAT!!!"... G dies laughing once she processed the information and bb just hangs up on her... second person of choice was Mearps and while Mearps would've come to bbs aid, she explained that she wouldn't be there before next noon so bb should try and find some closer to her...

so bb calls Jenni... who explained that she's in MEXICO... bb got confused for a hot second asking why she's not in Madrid... where she has a home... Jenni told her while she has a home in Madrid (and in Barcelona) she's playing in Mexico .... bbs solution "don't run away... I'm coming there" ... bb open the door to find bagheera sitting right there meowing a "hola" at bb... never ever had a door been shut so quickly... bb doesn't flee to Mexico....

in the end it's Cata who saves the day... living two houses down the street... but Mapí had to pay a LOT of debt back to bb for making her suffer with the cat in her flat.... there were a lot of Ice cream and dinners... and drinks...

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Ingrid is not able to deal with her baby and wife who is almost as bad as their toddler, she leaves mapi with Irene and baby engen with Alexia and olga. Alexia can say no to bb but she can't say no to her god daughter ( Alexia is learning to say no to baby engen) .ingrid goes on a solo date or with Keira who also gives away bb to alexia for little peace.

Ingrid just quickly stops at Irene's, pushes mapí out of the car and just drives off... Mapí standing there "Amor? 😢" ... she then waits for Irene to come back from shopping and when Irene spots her she just like "Not again 🙄 why do I always get the strays??"

Ingrid and Keira arrive at alexias nearly simultaneously and suddenly Alexia has an arm full of small engen and a leash in her hand attached to a bronzo... poor woman doesn't even realize what's happening until Keira and Ingrid are already gone and just exclaims "OYE??!!" while bb looks like a kicked puppy and baby engen happily plays with Alexias blonde curls...

bb learned quickly that Ale can't say no to the newest addition of the family and uses that to her full advantage getting baby engen to bring her stuff like cookies... bb knows Alexia banned her from cookies before dinner but bb just "takes one for the team" and volunteers to eat the cookies since it's too much sugar for a small engen

Alexia makes bb sit in the corner for half an hour... 3 minutes per cookie... bb was so restless the rest of the day that even Olga just takes the baby out of her wifes arms and let's Alexia battle it out with the younger bronze

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