mj0702

[mj0702]

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Thank you so much admin. This is the best . I can't stop laughing the whole time. You are amazing ^⁠_⁠^

You're very welcome ...

I really love the connection between Bb and Mapí... and i love how everyone around them is on high alert mode when they hang out... Lucy once said they share one braincell between them and if you look closely you'll see which one has it - Lucy barely finished the sentence when mapí ran straight into a pole and Luce just deadpanned "Point in Case"

[mj0702]

Hi , hope you are doing better admin and welcome back.

When bb becomes the coach along with alexia , I think mapi is banned from attending the match because she shouts from behind encouraging bb and baby engen is just happy to join her mother. Only ingrid is there along with baby engen while mapi shouts to the tv and bagheera is just judging her.

This was sitting in me asks way too long... sorry anon 😅

Bb begged Alexia to give Mapí a small job on the team so Alexia had to find a small, easy, basically unimportant position she could set Mapí up with

Mapí became "Head of Gear" meaning she was in charge of all the trainings gear settings it up (like cones and stuff) and making sure everything is intact and on the pitch when Alexia needed it

To Alexias surprise it went really well and Mapí took her job very seriously - until....

Until they were playing Madrid and Bb just grabbed stuff from Mapís Gear dufflebag and started to throw it at the Madrid players and Mapí then started to hand Bb things to throw

Alexia had to go back into Capitana mode when Bb hit Athenea with a cone on the back of the head - she put Bb in Timeout on the bench and banned Mapí to the stands where Ingrid was already waiting"i told you you wouldn't watch Classico from the pitchside"

Baby Engen was very happy her Mamí was with her in the Stands - she sat there with her little "Engen-Leon" Jersey on Ingrids lap clapping happily whenever Bb shot off the bench yelling and gesturing wildly for Alexia to just send her back... Bb sulked a lot on the bench that day

After the game Bb made it her personal mission to talk as much catalan trash to Athenea she could remember from all the time spend with Aitana and Ona - Athenea just looked confused and answered "I don't speak catalan" for Bb to reply "I know... you are just beneath me Sir"

Alexia groaned a lot on that day - and she had to have a very stern talking about professionalism with both Bb and Mapí... it didn't help tho... next time they played Madrid Mapí snuck an actual Paintball gun in and Bb had the warm-up time of her life when Madrid came out... the only one she spared was Misa - Misa is her Aunt Jennis best friend and therefore not to be touched or Paintball-ed

After that Mapí wasn't even allowed in the Stands anymore so Bb and Mapí had to come up with new ways to make Alexias time a living hell - they used walkie talkies... it took Alexia an embarrassing long time to figure out what was going on - Keira immediately saw the little in-ear nudged in Bbs left ear... Keira got herself a large Coca-Cola that game alongside her usual large Popcorn because she immediately saw it's gonna be big cinema and she'll just enjoy the shit show that was about to go down

Mapí also implanted in her daughters mind that whatever Auntie Neña says Baby Engen had to do - Bb used an innocent child to spit on Atheneas head every time the woman was fairly close... Bb got put in Stands timeout where she was seated between Irene and Marta (both Mothers at that point) so she wouldn't cause any more trouble and the two former Barca players could have an eye on her

It went well until Athenea decided to turn around, locking eyes with Bb and discreetly lifted her middle finger... oh all hell broke loose after that - Bb shot out of her seats, climbed over people, jumping down the barrier to full on bodyslam into Athenea from the back... it took three men and Alexia to get Bb off the Madrista - all while Bb had a cheering Mapí in her ear

Keira just sat there leaning over to Laura who was there with her "Told you it's gonna be an interesting game" ... "Shouldn't you do something?" ... "Nope... today she's officially Alexias problem - I'm just here to enjoy the atmosphere of El Classico"

#bbhc #anon

[mj0702]

Welp. Barca lost to Real Madrid. Imma need a minute. I know they didn’t play well, but the what ifs are gonna eat me alive (what if they didn’t call back Jana’s goal… bc that was a goal)

I had to turn off the game. Missed RM 3rd but I can’t see Alexia sad. I just can’t.

-monk

I sat at work watching the first half... then decided "hell naah"

[mj0702]

Can I ask why bb is staying at Barca while Lucy and Keira are both at Chelsea?

It's cold and rainy in England... Bb decided for herself she can't deal with that weather anymore - she's spoiled

And Lucy won't let her live in Munich "by herself" 😉

[mj0702]

Well he day has started shit, let's see if it gets worse. I can't tell if BB would just be sad, or insanely angry

- Aspen

oh bb went through the whole palette of emotions

First she tried to motivate from the sideline, then she got frustrated until that blended into sadness and in the end she was just going batshit crazy losing her shit.

she wasn't really angry at the squad she was angry and sad and frustrated. She's a Bronze after all so she hates losing with passion but losing to Real Madshit in the classíco.... at home... oh hell naah

It took Alexia, Ona, Ewa and Frido to stop her from pouncing on the nearest Madrid player ripping her throat open with her teeth like a starved wolf

Bb was so angry with the whole situation and the decisions that were made that she ran off without a word sending the whole team into a panic for losing the smaller bronze. Alexia got a call about two hours later that Bb was found at the gym at the Johan by the cleaning staff

Alexia took Ona and Ingrid with her to pick Bb up just to be met with a stubborn sweaty grunting Bronze doing sets of push-ups... one after the other after the other. Neither Alexia nor Ona or Ingrid got Bb to stop so they called Keira asking what to do.

Kei said to just leave her as long as she doesn't overdo her knee and that Bb needs to work the emotions out of her - she'll crash eventually

All three of them then just sat in the gym watching Bb doing her push ups until her arms gave out and she crashed onto the floor with Alexia immediately sprinting to her side trying to help Bb up

Instead Bb started angry hurt crying the second Alexia pulled her up a little because Bb couldn't comprehend the unfairness of losing to Madrid. Alexia just held her sitting on the floor while Bb cried her eyes out falling asleep eventually because she was just so exhausted

Bb ended up sleeping at Alexias with the whole Team crashing there too because their most loved person was so sad- Bb was sleeping in a heap of limbs "owned" by Mapí, Piña and Patri who just decided the shield Bb from all negativity of the world

#bbhc #aspen

[mj0702]

I survived the week. I think that’s an achievement. T-4 weeks until finals. Mental health- slightly numb living for the soccer. Brain- still working just slower, about 5/10 on the burnout scale. trying to think of a bb hc ask, but like its been a minute since i read it and i dont have the time to reread rn. **insert sadness here**

Hope all is well. -monk

Bb would tell you to fuck school and just become a pro... athlete... manager... whatever you fancy

[mj0702]

I love BB, but I’ve started holyblonded’s stargirl series and I know if alexia had both of them around she wouldn’t make it at all

I read through the stargirl series and yes... Alexia would either commit a crime or suicide when she was left to deal with them both 🤣

[mj0702]

Woooo! Chelshit lost today! How is bb celebrating?

- Aspen

Bb was very happy... she felt bad for Kei (not for Lucy after that embarrassing dive) but she still walked around the pitch with the City girls after she basically wrestled Leila out of her Jersey

She also pushed LJ out of her way hard when she walked past sending LJ stumbling into the barrier while she was talking to some officials

Keira immediately slapped Bb on the head for doing it while Leila pressed a loving kiss to her honor-niece head for shoving the enemy

Bb also received a very stern phone call from Alexia telling her she can't go around pushing people especially when there're cameras around recording it and fans making it into a clip which goes absolutely viral

#bbhc #aspen

[mj0702]

hi, hope you have/had good a good day but have you seen https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2s1kFrB/ this clip of lucy’s latest interview she’s like literally bb also love all of your story’s/post

I don't think I've seen it but I also can't open the link 😅 sorry...

if you could send the link separately again or give me a run down that would be amazing ♥️

[mj0702]

Kei loves bb, but she also loves when she's someone else's problem. She really would go to all the Barca games solely to watch bb making Alexia's life a living hell. BB would definitely have her moments of explosion of anger and she'd be blasting in Catalan, and then afterwards she'd be asking Alexia what they were doing

- Aspen

There were rumors about Kei having an affair with one of the Barca girls because she shows up to nearly every game... always sitting in the same spot... big bucket of popcorn on her lap...

Keira just loves to watch bb in her element.... and just because bb is older doesn't make her any less blunt... there was a CL against wolfsburg game Kei couldn't attend... but she didn't need to... bb was trash yelling in german so loudly she was heard through the screen all the way to England

there was a situation where Alexia physically removed bb from the pitch because she got so frustrated and angry at younger players from the B-Team that she made one of them cry. bb told the girl over and over again to not leave the player she's marking but the girl got a little overwhelmed and just lost her nerves.

Bb first started to yell in spanish and then exploded in Catalan causing the girl to burst out in tears which resulted in Alexia grabbing Bb by the collar dragging her into the tunnel

Bb just stood there stunned and flabbergasted asking why the girl is crying

Alexia just looked at bb in disbelief "You just told her you'll set her favorite chair on fire and run over her dog if she doesn't pull her finger out of her ass and starts playing like a Barca player"

Bb was just "i did?"

"Yes Cari you did... you didn't even settle for spanish... you threatened her in catalan"

"Huh... all those frustrating hours with Bonmatí weren't for nothing then" ... shrugged her shoulders and left

#bbhc #aspen

[mj0702]

Hello, glad you're feeling a bit better. Are you planning on going to anymore Barça games this season?

Bb hc, what was it like for Alexia coaching a game with bb for the first time?

- Aspen

It was chaos.... pure chaos

Alexia studied the other teams playing style for DAYS and created the perfect plan for bb standing next to her casually commenting after five minutes "you know what you're doing is utterly bullshit right?"

Alexia looked at bb like she lost her god damn mind demanding an answer since her tactics where perfect for that game with bb pointing at jana and vicky "they don't get to use their abilities because they always have at least two players stuck to them all the time" ... bb then just took over pushing Alexia to the side yelling commands and plays left right and center to then get frustrated because half the team didn't understand her... she yelled in English... at a Spanish team

Alexia stood behind her smirking waiting for her moment which came immediately when bb turned around "translate... dislocate... DO SOMETHING!!!" ... they won that game 8 - 0 because Ale gave her players bb pointers and tactics but she also made bb run laps after the game for swearing and disrespecting her as coach

Keira sat in the stands with a big bucket of popcorn watching the little power fight like it was the newest blockbuster - Keira had a really good time

#bbhc #aspen

[mj0702]

I don't know if you saw Lucy's dive today against Man City, but I feel like bb would absolutely be taking the piss out of her for it

- Aspen

I did see it on tiktok

bb was so embarrassed... so so embarrassed. she was so embarrassed she hid behind Millie so no one would string a connection between her and Lucy which was absolutely useless since everyone knows she's a Bronze

BB continues to push Lucy every chance she gets during the week claiming it's training so the next time she tries to dive it'll look more natural

Bb went so far she called alexia demanding alexia takes her back so she doesn't have to deal with the embarrassment anymore Lucy brought upon the Family - Alexia just chuckled telling her Cariño she's big enough to deal with it... bb flew to Barcelona nonetheless to terrorize Alexia for not taking her in

Mapí was so happy her Neña came back home and immediately moved Ingrid to the couch so bb has a bed to sleep in - bb ended up with Marta and "the scary norwegian" because all the adults refused Mapís plan... bb was glued to Martas side for the first two days because she's scared of Caro

#bbhc #Aspen

[mj0702]

random thoughts…

so I’m not super superstitious… but like I kinda am. Anyway, I can’t watch the Barca men. Like every time I turn on their game they lose or are losing. today for example they played Atletico Madrid right and Madrid was up 2-0. I then turned off the game and what did the boys do? They came back and won 4-2. This is not the first time it’s happened too. Therefore, I can’t watch the guys games because I’m a curse.

-monk

I love your random thoughts monk

keep watching the men... we only care about the women 🤣🤣

#monk

[mj0702]

hi mj, I haven’t been on tumblr for a while now but I thought I’d come back to your blog just to see how you’re doing, and I saw about lunatic.

I’m so sorry and I’m gutted cause I remember interacting with them and all the other kids a while back and having a great time. hope you’re doing ok ❤️

-gold star

hey gold star

honestly didn't think I'll ever hear from you again. Lunatics passing hit me hard not gonna lie and it made me think back to the times when y'all where still around

hope you okay and life treating you good

[mj0702]

Welcome back! Glad to hear you feel good enough to come back and thanks for the new hcs. -monk

hey monk

thanks for always checking up ♥️

[mj0702]

I hope you feel a little better. As for a small hc for bb. Maybe one where bb is in the stands for Lucys first big trophy or maybe allowed on the bench somehow and kinda crashes into Lucy celebrating?

Bb was about 5 when Luce won the FA Cup and the second the whistle was blown bb was already on the field first crashing into opponent players before she reached Lucy laughing happily when Luce threw her up in the air

Bb was walking in front of Lucys receiving her sisters medal and before anyone else could do something about it Bb tried to drag away the "big shiny hot chocolate cup" away making the whole squad burst out laughing

The moment Steph and Jen lifted the trophy Bb first got a little scare because of the confetti shower but then she whined to Lucy that she wanted to be lifted like the shiny cup as well - being the sucker she is for her baby sister Luce recruited Keira and they did a "Bb lift" under the hollering and cheering of the other girls

Bb tried to get Lucy to do a "Bb lift" after Barcelona won the CL... Lucy refused vehemently for Bb to first get all whiny and then pouty and then huffy so in the end Alexia, Irene and Patri hoisted Bb up.... Patri complained for three days straight about her back hurting... Lucy just grinned satisfied because she just knew that Bb would transforms into a sack of dead weight to "make it more believable since trophies are dead metal too"

#bbhc