#page 3705

[pesterloglog]

Terezi Pyrope, Dave Strider

Act 5, page 3703-3713

GC: D4V3 G3T UP

TG: no fuck that

TG: im a lie my ass right down here for a while looking slightly less cool than i make myself out to be ordinarily

GC: YOU MUST ST4ND T4LL, ONLY 4 TRU3 H3RO COULD PULL OFF SUCH 4N 4CROB4T1C FUCK1NG P1ROU3TT3 OFF OF TH4T H4NDL3 >:]

TG: that is basically what i just did isnt it

GC: Y3S

TG: thats what im doing here im making a point of makin every little thing take place what was once mentioned in passing no matter how seemingly trivial or pointless

TG: thats how all the best adventures get strung together

TG: you havent heard me bleat like a goat for ironically humorous purposes yet have you

GC: NO!!! >:o

TG: that was something that was mentioned at some point by someone i forget when or why

TG: i bet you are on goddamn pins and needles waiting for that arent you

GC: 4R3 YOU 4BOUT TO BL34T L1K3 4N 34RTH GO4T, D4V3?

TG: no

TG: fuck that

GC: >:[

GC: TH3N W1LL YOU 4T L34ST G3T UP??

TG: no

TG: fuck you

TG: go away

GC: 4UGH

GC: WHY DO 1 DO TH1S TO MYS3LF

TG: what

GC: SUBJ3CT MYS3LF TO TH3 MOODY NONS3NS3 OF CURMUDG3ONLY C4NDY BLOOD3D FOULMOUTHS!

TG: i dunno

TG: why are you even talking to me anyway

TG: aside from the fact that several hours from now you apparently forget i dont need consolation and oughta be left alone

GC: M4YB3 1T JUST SO H4PP3NS TH4T FOR ONC3 TH1S 1SNT 4BOUT YOU!

GC: M4YB3 1 4M TH3 ON3 WHO N33DS SOM3 H3LP, H4S TH4T OCCURR3D TO YOU, MR COOLK1D???

TG: oh

GC: 4NYW4Y, 1 R3M3MB3R NOW

GC: SORRY, 3V3RYON3 W3NT K1ND OF SH1TH1V3 H3R3, 4ND 1 GOT B1TT3N 1 TH1NK, 4ND 1 K1ND OF FORGOT WH3R3 1 L3FT OFF W1TH YOU

TG: bitten

TG: what

GC: BUT 1 R3M3MB3R WH3R3 TH1S 4LL F1TS 1NTO TH3 CHRONOLOGY, YOU W1TH YOUR BRO H3R3

GC: TH1S W4S JUST B3FOR3 YOU B3GG3D M3 TO F1N4LLY SHOW YOU HOW TO R34CH GOD T13R

GC: SO 1 D1D

GC: 4ND TH3N YOU GOT M4D 4T M3

GC: SO YOU D3C1D3D TO GO DO YOUR OWN TH1NG FOR 4 WH1L3

GC: 4ND S1NC3 TH3N 1 H4V3 B33N UP TO MY PO1NTY L1TTL3 NUBS 1N SUSP3NS3, 1NTR1GU3, 4ND B3TR4Y4L!

TG: that sure sounds like a dumb way to say a thing

TG: almost egbertian in elegant stupidity

TG: the t in egbertian is soft like shhhhh

GC: H3H3H3 OH

TG: why would i get mad at you

GC: OH, YOULL S33 >:P

TG: ok

TG: but yeah i guess its about time you showed me whats up with my allegedly futile god tierification

TG: how long ago was it that you did your coin flip thing i dont even remember

TG: i was getting sure you were just bullshitting me and had no intention of ever mentioning it again

GC: UNFORTUN4T3LY, NO!

GC: M4YB3 1 SHOULD T4K3 TH3 OPPORTUN1TY TO 4POLOG1Z3 1N 4DV4NC3 >:[

TG: for what

GC: HMM

GC: 1 DONT TH1NK 1T W1LL B3 CONSTRUCT1V3 TO GO 1NTO 1T B3FOR3 1T H4PP3NS

TG: before what happens

TG: you mean god tiering

TG: does something go wrong

GC: 3V3RYTH1NG GO3S 4CCORD1NG TO PL4N!

GC: BUT TH4T 1S 4LL 1 W1LL S4Y

GC: R3M3MB3R, TH1S CONV3RS4T1ON 1S K1ND OF NOT SUPPOS3D TO B3 4BOUT YOU, 1 KNOW TH3 1D34 1S UNPR3C3D3NT3D

TG: thats practically unthinkable

GC: 1 KNOW >:p

TG: but i mean ok we can talk about your troll problem but this is pretty important here

TG: the god tier thing and whether i can actually do it or not

TG: it might be kind of hard to tell on account of me chilling face down on the pavement and also because downplaying feelings is the chief rule of cool but im pretty pissed about this

TG: which is weird

GC: 1TS W31RD TO F33L M4D?

GC: 4R3 YOU TOO COOL FOR TH4T TOO??

TG: no its not weird to be mad its just weird it feels like im the only one who is

TG: and the only one even contemplating taking jack on

TG: even among your group of irate gnashing shitheads

GC: H3Y!

TG: what

GC: 4CTU4LLY, YOUR3 R1GHT

GC: TURNS OUT W3 R34LLY DO H4V3 4 LOT OF SH1TH34DS H3R3 >:[

GC: 4ND 4LSO 4S 1T H4PP3NS TH3 WORST ON3 1S TH3 ON3 WHO H4PP3NS TO B3 PL4NN1NG TO T4K3 H1M ON!

TG: well ok

TG: and that would be a bitchin line to switch the subject to start talkin about your complicated problems but i kinda wasnt done

GC: F111N3

GC: BUT FOR SOM3ON3 WHO JUST TOLD M3 TO FUCK OFF YOU 4R3 SUR3 B3ND1NG MY 34R SUDD3NLY >:]

TG: but ok i mean isnt that what heroes should be doing

TG: working to take down the bad guy without a whole lot of this fuckin grandiloquence and these huge sweeping plans that got nothin to do with fighting him

TG: like always biding our time and tiptoeing around the unbeatable god boss

TG: johns too nice to get mad

TG: rose spends all her time calculating

TG: too focused on machiavellian ploys of sabotage to try anything drastic

TG: jade is

TG: i dont even know

TG: probably more a liability if she got it in her head to take him down

TG: if anything id bet she just needs protection

GC: WH4T 4R3 YOU S4Y1NG H3R3 D4V3, 1N TH1S CONV3RS4T1ON TH4T 1S ST1LL B31NG 4BOUT YOU

TG: im just wondering

TG: when does someone actually step up

TG: jacks got shit to pay for

GC: 1F TH4T 1S HOW YOU F33L

GC: TH3N 1 TH1NK OUR TWO PROBL3MS 4R3 NOT R34LLY D1FF3R3NT

GC: W3 4R3 BOTH PR3S3NTLY CONC3RN3D W1TH JUST1C3

TG: yeah i guess

TG: i guess it has been on my mind

TG: maybe i am supposed to be a hero and rise to the occasion because there seems to be this little persistent voice in my head nagging me about it

TG: insisting someones gotta pay

TG: and its hard for me to disagree

GC: TH3N 1T COULD M34N ON3 OF TWO TH1NGS

GC: OR BOTH OF TH3 TWO TH1NGS, L1K3 1T D1D FOR M3 >:]

TG: what things

GC: 1T COULD M34N TH4T TH3 4G3NT PR3S3NTLY 1NFLU3NC1NG YOU 1S...

GC: 4 CONSC13NC3

GC: 4ND/OR

GC: 4N 3X1L3

TG: im pretty sure i dont even have an exile

TG: ive never heard any voices or anything

TG: anyway you dont need a voice in your head to tell you this shit is

TG: just like

TG: so completely illegal

GC: >:?

TG: wait

TG: why did i just say that stupid thing i said

GC: D4V3 1 D1D NOT R34L1Z3 YOU H4D SUCH 4 P4SS1ON FOR L4W 3NFORC3M3NT

GC: 1 MUST S4Y TH1S SHOCK1NG D3V3LOPM3NT 1S COM1NG D4NG3ROUSLY CLOS3 TO G1V1NG M3 4 C4S3 OF TH3 V4PORS >:O

TG: no i mean

TG: ok that came out wrong

TG: what were we talking about again

GC: BR1NG1NG J4CK TO JUST1C3?

TG: right

TG: someone has to make him pay

TG: cant let him just go unpunished

TG: if i can figure out how to reach the god tier maybe i can be the one to throw him into the slammer

GC: ...

GC: TH3 SL4MM3R?

TG: slammer means jail

GC: 1 KNOW WH4T TH3 SL4MM3R M34NS!!!

TG: you call it the slammer when youre extra angry at crimes

TG: are you taking notes on this important principle?? jesus get a fucking pen

TG: or some chalk or whatever

GC: 1 TH1NK 1 4M FOLLOW1NG

GC: YOU 4R3 GO1NG TO F1ND J4CK, 4ND PUT H1M 1N J41L?

TG: wait

TG: fuck

TG: what

TG: no

GC: D4V3 1 KNOW YOU 4R3 L1K3LY D1SCOMBOBUL4T3D W1TH GR13F OV3R YOUR F4LL3N M4NBRO LUSUS, BUT TH4T 1S 3XTR3M3LY S1LLY 4ND DO3SNT M4K3 4NY S3NS3

TG: i know it doesnt

TG: im just saying

TG: what am i even saying here

TG: shit

GC: 1M ST1LL NOT SUR3

GC: YOUR3 T4LK1NG 4BOUT THROW1NG J4CK 1N TH3 SL4MM3R 4ND R4MBL1NG 4BOUT JUST1C3 4ND T3LL1NG M3 TO G3T P3NS 4ND SUCH

GC: NOT TH4T 1 4M COMPL41N1NG

TG: ok forget the slammer stuff that was stupid

TG: it is about justice though

TG: and since no one else seems to give a shit about that it apparently falls in my jurisdiction now

TG: not just going after jack

TG: but all the mutinous agents responsible for crimes

GC: 4G3NTS?

TG: holy shit why do i care about THAT suddenly

GC: >8?!

TG: anyway thats more shit that popped into my head just now

TG: so

TG: ok

GC: W3LL

GC: NO1RS CRON13S 4R3 3XPLO1T4BL3

GC: 4R3 YOU S4Y1NG YOU H4V3 4 PL4N TH4T 1NVOLV3S T4RG3T1NG TH3M?

TG: not really

TG: no

TG: anyway

TG: its not like being mad about this and hankering for justice is even the only irrational thing im currently hot and bothered about

TG: i have other duties to attend to

GC: L1K3 WH4T?

TG: ive got to explode this ridiculously illegal edifice oh my god what are these words im saying

GC: YOU H4V3 TO 3XPLOD3 SOM3TH1NG?

TG: never mind

GC: 4R3 YOU R3F3RR1NG TO YOUR PL4N TO BLOW UP TH3 GR33N SUN?

TG: oh

TG: yeah

TG: thats gotta be what im talking about

TG: probably

TG: i need to shut up now

TG: im sounding like an idiot and my head is starting to hurt

TG: why dont we talk about your thing now

TG: what justice thing do you have to do

GC: YOU M34N 1TS 4CTU4LLY MY TURN TO T4LK?

TG: yes

GC: BUT 1 W4S B3G1NN1NG TO FORG3T MY PROBL3M L1ST3N1NG TO YOUR H1GHLY 3NJOY4BL3 B3FUDDL3M3NT!

TG: just please tell me your justice problem and make me stop saying stuff

TG: farewell

GC: F4R3W3LL??

GC: W41T!!!!!! >:[

TG: no i mean

TG: god damn it im not leaving

TG: farewell is not even a thing i would ever say jesus what am i a victorian poet

TG: can you show me a little respect and assume any time i say something stupid it just means im temporarily being inexplicably retarded

TG: thats what a real friend would do

GC: OK D4V3, 1 W1LL SHOW SOM3 S3NS1T1V1TY 4ND C4ST SUSP1C1ON ON TH3 1NT3LL3CTU4L M3R1T OF 3V3RYTH1NG YOU H4V3 3V3R S41D

TG: thank you

GC: 1 W1LL FURTH3R D3MONSTR4T3 MY FR13NDSH1P BY DOM1N4T1NG TH3 R3ST OF TH1S CONV3RS4T1ON W1TH L3NGTHY 4CCOUNTS OF MY 3MOT1ON4L TR1BUL4T1ONS, L34V1NG NO SP4C3 FOR YOU TO SUBM1T 4NY 4MUS1NG OUTBURSTS

TG: that sounds awesome

GC: QU13T!!! >:O

GC: NOW

GC: WH3R3 W4S 1

TG: justice problems

GC: OH Y3S, OF COURS3

GC: YOU S33, OUR 41MS 4R3 NOT TH4T D1SS1M1L4R

GC: OUR PURSU1TS OF JUST1C3 1 M34N

GC: BUT YOURS 1S MOT1V4T3D BY 4NG3R 1N TH3 H34T OF TH3 MOM3NT

GC: WH1CH 1S BL1ND1NG YOU TO TH3 CONS3QU3NC3S OF 4TT3MPT1NG SOM3TH1NG V3RY FOOL1SH

GC: YOU 4R3 F4R TOO COOL TO SUCCUMB TO 4NYTH1NG L1K3 TH4T

GC: WH1CH 1S WHY YOU W1LL COM3 TO YOUR S3NS3S SHORTLY >:]

GC: MY S1TU4T1ON 1S 4 L1TTL3 MOR3 COMPL1C4T3D

GC: 1TS L3SS P3RSON4L

GC: THOUGH ONC3 1T W4S 4 GRUDG3 WH1CH PROP3LL3D OUR R1V4LRY

GC: NOW 1TS R3SOLUT1ON H4S B3COM3 4 M4TT3R OF PR4CT1C4L1TY

GC: 1F NOT PROF3SS1ON4L1SM

GC: BUS1N3SS L1K3!

GC: TH3 W4Y 4 TRU3 L3G1SL4C3R4TOR CONDUCTS H3R PROS3CUT1ONS

GC: D4V3 D1D YOU KNOW TH4T C3NTUR13S 4GO ON MY PL4N3T, L3G1SL4C3R4TORS W3R3 NOT CONF1N3D TO STUFFY COURTBLOCKS 4RGU1NG C4S3S B3FOR3 H1S HONOR4BL3 TYR4NNY?

TG: oh shit are you fucking serious

GC: Y3S! 4LSO, SHUSH

GC: 1 KNOW YOU 4R3 S4SS1NG M3 DU3 TO MY US3 OF T3RMS UNF4M1L14R TO HUM4NS, BUT 1T 1S TRU3

GC: TH3Y W3R3 D3PLOY3D THROUGHOUT TH3 G4L4XY TO 4PPR3H3ND CR1M1N4LS BY 4NY M34NS N3C3SS4RY

TG: no i got that theyre like your alien death lawyers who were sorta like bounty hunters in olden times pretty simple to decipher through context

GC: 1 THOUGHT 1 TOLD YOU TO B3 QU13T!

GC: 1 4M MONOLOGU1NG H3R3 >:P

GC: 4NYW4Y, TH3Y WOULD NOT R3ST UNT1L TH31R SUSP3CT W4S 1N CUSTODY, ON3 W4Y OR 4NOTH3R

GC: TH3Y WOULD G4TH3R 3V1D3NC3 OV3R TH3 COURS3 OF TH3 1NV3ST1G4T1ON, COMP1L1NG 4 C4S3 TO B3 PR3S3NT3D 4T TH3 TR14L, SHOULD ON3 B3 H3LD B3FOR3 TH3 F1N4L SUBM1SS1ON OF TH3 GU1LTY CORPS3 TO JUD1C14L 4UTHOR1T13S

GC: P3RSON4L F33L1NGS 4ND V3ND3TT4S D1D NOT M4TT3R, NOR D1D 3V3N TH3 N4TUR3 OF TH3 CR1M3

GC: ONLY JUST1C3 D1D!

GC: TH3Y W3R3 S3L3CT3D FOR TH31R CUNN1NG 4ND M4RT14L PROW3SS

GC: 4ND FOR TH31R 4B1L1TY TO UND3RST4ND TH3 M1NDS OF TH3 CR1M1N4LS TH3Y SOUGHT

GC: TH1S 1S WHY TH3 BURD3N H4S TO B3 M1N3 1 TH1NK

GC: 1 4M TH3 ONLY ON3 WHO KNOWS HOW TO H4NDL3 H3R

GC: 4S SUCH, SH3 1S MY R3SPONS1B1L1TY

TG: she

GC: SHOOOOOOOSH!!!!!!!

TG: ok i cant even make little interrogative quips to grease the wheels of your monologue

GC: OH

GC: Y3S TH4TS OK, 1N F4CT 1TS V3RY H3LPFUL

GC: WHO DO YOU TH1NK??

TG: spidertroll

GC: YOU 4R3 CORR3CT

GC: TH3 SP1D3R13ST ON3 OF 4LL

TG: youve decided to take her down then

GC: 1 GU3SS SO

TG: you dont sound that psyched about it

GC: W3LL, 1M H3R3 T4LK1NG TO YOU 4BOUT 1T 1NST34D OF 4CTU4LLY DO1NG 1T, 4R3NT 1?

TG: are you feeling guilty

TG: like second guessing whether she deserves it

GC: NOT 3X4CTLY

TG: hasnt she done enough terrible shit to warrant legislaceration

GC: TH4T 1S NOT 4 TH1NG!

GC: BUT Y3S, TH3 C4S3 4G41NST H3R 1S OV3RWH3LM1NG

GC: MOR3 TH4N YOU 3V3N KNOW!

GC: SH3S COMPL3T3LY OUT OF CONTROL NOW

GC: SH3 H4S MURD3R3D 4T L34ST ON3 OF MY GOOD FR13NDS

GC: 4ND POSS1BLY S3V3R4L OTH3RS, 1 4M NOT SUR3 Y3T

GC: TH3 C1RCUMST4NC3S 4R3 4 L1TTL3 F1SHY, BUT MY 1NV3ST1G4T1ON 1S ONGO1NG

GC: 4DD1T1ON4LLY, 1 H4V3 D1SCOV3R3D SH3 1S COMPL1C1T 1N J4CKS R1S3 TO POW3R

GC: WH3N 1 F1RST L34RN3D H3 C4M3 FROM YOUR S3SS1ON, 1 M1ST4K3NLY BL4M3D YOU 4LL, 4ND TOOK 1T OUT ON 4 H4PL3SS 3GB3RT >:[

GC: BUT 1F 4NYON3 1S TO P4Y FOR R3L34S1NG TH4T D3MON ON BOTH OF OUR GROUPS, 1T 1S H3R

TG: are you sure about that

GC: Y3S

GC: 4ND SH3 KNOWS 1 KNOW

GC: SH3 H4S B33N T4UNT1NG M3, TRY1NG TO ST1R UP OUR OLD R1V4LRY

GC: TH4T 1S WH4T TH1S WHOL3 JOHN VS D4V3 TH1NG H4S B33N 4BOUT

TG: there is no john vs dave thing though

GC: 1 KNOW

GC: NOT R34LLY

GC: 1TS JUST 4 G4M3

GC: BUT TH3 G4M3 1S S3R1OUS BUS1N3SS TO H3R

GC: L1K3 1T W4S DUR1NG OUR ROL3 PL4Y1NG D4YS

GC: 4ND JUST L1K3 TH3N, SH3S RU1N3D 3V3RYTH1NG BY T4K1NG 1T TOO F4R

GC: 4ND 1N SP1T3 OF 4LL H3R P4ST CR1M3S, TH3S3 4R3 NOT 3V3N TH3 MOST 1MPORT4NT R34SONS TO STOP H3R!

GC: SH3 H4S D3C1D3D TO F1GHT J4CK H3RS3LF

GC: WH1CH 1S 4N 3XTR3M3LY D4NG3ROUS 4ND STUP1D TH1NG TO DO!

GC: SOUND F4M1L14R, D4V3?

TG: are you going to stop me too then

TG: hunt me down and lawyerviscerate me for my own good

GC: NO

GC: 1LL JUST L3T YOU TRY TO R34CH TH3 GOD T13R, 4ND TH3N D3C1D3 FOR YOURS3LF >:]

TG: are you saying that i wont make god tier or i wont be strong enough if i do

GC: OBJ3CT1ON!!!

TG: what

GC: W3 4R3 T4LK1NG 4BOUT YOU 4G41N

GC: 1 MOT1ON TH4T 4LL D4V3 C3NTR1C T3ST1MONY B3 STR1CK3N FROM TH3 R3CORD

TG: lame motion overruled the judge wants to see where this is going

GC: NO H3 DO3SNT, YOU KNOW P3RF3CTLY W3LL H3 DO3SNT G1V3 4 SH1T

GC: H3 W1LL CL34R TH1S COURTBLOCK 1F H3 DO3S NOT H4V3 ORD3R, H3 SW34RS TO J3GUS

TG: ok fine

TG: we can keep obsessing over your fucked up kismesister if you want

GC: 1TS NOT L1K3 TH4T! >XO

TG: do you think she stands a chance against him

GC: NO

TG: then whats the big deal

TG: why not let her go get her shit ruined by jack and let justice happen that way

GC: B3C4US3 1 4M QU1T3 SUR3 TH4T 1F SH3 GO3S TO F1ND H1M, 1T W1LL T1P H1M OFF TO OUR LOC4T1ON 1N TH3 V31L

GC: 1 H4V3 S33N 1T 4LR34DY

GC: TH4T 1S WHY TH1S 1S NO S1MPL3 V3ND3TT4

GC: BR1NG1NG H3R TO JUST1C3 1S CR1T1C4L TO OUR SURV1V4L!

TG: so why dont you go do it

GC: B3C4US3

GC: 1M NOT SUR3 1F 1 C4N

TG: you mean you cant beat her in a fight

GC: NO, 1TS NOT TH4T

GC: 1T JUST TH4T WH3N TH3 T1M3 COM3S

GC: 1M NOT SUR3 1F 1 W1LL B3 4BL3 TO K1LL H3R

TG: i thought trolls were all about gratuitous murderings

GC: Y3S 1TS TRU3

GC: W3 4R3 SUPPOS3D TO R3V3L 1N BLOODSH3D 4S W3 GROW UP

GC: 4ND SH3 S33MS TO B3 3MBR4C1NG H3R R1T3 OF P4SS4G3 W1TH R3CKL3SS 4B4NDON, 4S 1 WOULD 3XP3CT

GC: GR4BB1NG TH3 BULL BY TH3 HORNS, SO TO SP34K

GC: 1TS 4 L1TTL3 1NT1M1D4T1NG

GC: B3C4US3 1M NOT SUR3 1F 1M R34DY FOR TH4T

GC: WH1CH 1 GU3SS 1S NORM4L??

TG: are

TG: you asking me to reassure you about that

TG: cause i seriously dont have a clue

GC: 1TS OK D4V3

GC: ST1LL MONOLOGU1NG >:]

GC: 1 GU3SS

GC: 1 4M NOT SO MUCH WORR13D 4BOUT NOT B31NG R34DY

GC: 4S 1 4M TH4T...

GC: 1 M1GHT NOT 4CTU4LLY W4NT TO B3 R34DY

GC: M4YB3 3V3R

GC: M4YB3 TH3R3S SOM3TH1NG WRONG W1TH M3

TG: i dont understand

TG: i thought you were insane kinds of apeshit over the macabre stuff

TG: like being all cutesy about executions and smelling cherry blood and such things contrived to get a guy feeling vaguely uncomfortable

TG: was that all an act

GC: NOT 4N 4CT

GC: JUST FUN!

GC: 1 L1K3 FUN, D4V3, 4ND 1 4LSO L1K3 G4M3S

GC: DONT YOU L1K3 FUN 4ND G4M3S?

TG: of course the fuck not

GC: L14R!!! >:O

TG: didnt you say youve killed people before

GC: TH3R3 1S 4 B1G D1FF3R3NC3 B3TW33N M4N1PUL4T1NG P3OPL3 TO TH31R DOOM W1TH TR1CK3RY, 4ND K1LL1NG SOM3ON3 BY YOUR OWN H4ND

GC: 1T 1S 4 B1T L1K3 H4V1NG TO F4C3 YOUR OWN D34TH...

GC: 4ND D1SCOV3R1NG TH3 D1FF3R3NC3 B3TW33N L34V1NG TH3 R3SPONS1B1L1TY TO SOM3ON3 3LS3, 4ND DO1NG TH3 D1RTY WORK YOURS3LF

GC: M4YB3 YOULL UND3RST4ND SOM3 D4Y >;]

TG: ok

TG: id like to help you out but i dont know what advice i should be giving

TG: to a member of a murderous species whos gunshy on going off to justicemurder a murderhappy murderer whose done lots of murders

TG: it feels pretty weird and inappropriate for me to be the one to tell you fuck yes go for it shes got this huge murder with her name on it anyways and its cruising right at her down comeuppance boulevard

TG: so i dont know

TG: do you want me to tell you to be a better human

TG: or to be a better troll

GC: 1 C4NT T3LL YOU WH4T TO 4DV1S3 M3, CHUMP4SS!

GC: M4YB3 1M NOT 3V3N LOOK1NG FOR 4DV1C3 P3R S3

GC: BUT JUST W4NT TO T4LK TO SOM3ON3 4BOUT 1T

TG: alright well all ill say is

TG: maybe if you kill her at least we can finally stop obsessing over her

GC: *S1111GNNNN*

GC: Y34H, F41R 3NOUGH

TG: why dont you just do what you think you have to do

TG: and ill do the same

TG: speaking of which

GC: OH, R1GHT

GC: YOULL B3 BUGG1NG M3 4BOUT SHOW1NG YOU HOW TO R34CH TH3 GOD T13R SOON

GC: PROMPT3D BY TH1S V3RY CONV3RS4T1ON 1 1M4G1N3, WHOD H4V3 THOUGHT!

TG: these time shenanigans completely blindsided us they practically never even happen

GC: 1 KNOW

TG: so i hang up now with future you and then start pestering present you about it is that how it works

GC: Y3S

TG: and i make sure not to reference anything said here to keep it simple

TG: except like in an offhand way thatll seem retroactively logical to your future self

TG: ie you right now

TG: if for no other reason than itd be boring as hell to rehash it

GC: TH4T SOUNDS 4BOUT R1GHT BUT WH4T DO 1 KNOW

GC: YOUR3 TH3 T1M3 GUY 4FT3R 4LL

GC: LUCK1LY 1 W1LL NOT H4V3 TO P4RT1C1P4T3 1N TH3S3 CH4R4D3S TH1S T1M3 4ROUND

TG: does luck actually matter

GC: >:o

[eurydicees]

oooooo looked at your bingo and the gen fic of your dreams sounds incredible and amazing i really want to know yours!!!! here’s mine to trade you (technically has ships but is mostly dad Ukai): https://archiveofourown.org/works/29143536/chapters/71547705

💕anon

YES !! i’ve read this fic i LOOVE it! i also have it bookmarked lol it was gonna be one of the fics i wanted to rec for this square!! u n me r on the same page anon. 

but also, reccing this trans iwaizumi fic! 

bad days and stomach pains by cowboyissei (iwaizumi & matsukawa-centric, 3705 words) 

Iwaizumi isn’t one for dramatics, generally. He tends to be straight forward and pragmatic and he doesn’t like to catastrophize - not when Oikawa is right there catastrophizing enough for a small country - but sometimes, life gets the better of him. He has bad days. And today is a terrible, horrible, fucking bullshit day.

and in addition. i think i rec'd this one last round of fic rec bingo, but i’m putting it here again bc im still obsessed with it. 

An Opponent Is Announced by agletbaby (oikawa & sakusa-centric, 13141 words) 

In which Sakusa is trying to prepare for the Olympics, but Oikawa Tooru's backstory keeps getting in the way.

ty for the ask :D!! (bingo card here!)

[rpmtrish]

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[thejim07]

Jupiter of Smyrna

Dated from the middle of the 2nd century AD, this statue was discovered in 1680 in Smyrna, present-day Izmir in Turkey, and sent to Louis XIV for Versailles. Garnier's addition of the lightning-wielding right arm around 1686 transforms the figure, possibly originally an Asclepius, into a Jupiter. The statue is currently conserved by the Louvre Museum in Paris. I made this statue from a free 3D model I found on the Internet. I reduced significantly the number of faces, built an UV map, normal map and textures.

Happy Simming! Jim Polygon Counts: Object: High/Medium/Low Statue: 7411/3705/1853 Additional Credits: https://www.myminifactory.com/objec...uvre-paris-6629 Blender, TSRW, S4S, S4PE.

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I posted 3,816 times in 2021

111 posts created (3%)

3705 posts reblogged (97%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 33.4 posts.

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My Top Posts in 2021

#5

My parents are watching this new gameshow called The Chase, and they just had

Q: the expression "ok Boomer" is a subtle way of calling you what?

A: old.

Is that really what they think the insult is???

Do they really think we're just calling them old, and the whole "You're unempathetic and I'm talking to a wall." just went over their heads, huh?

37 notes • Posted 2021-05-30 02:00:35 GMT

#4

⚠️ My boy is blind and doesn't know how cute he is. I tell him all the time of course, but I don't know if it's enough.

69 notes • Posted 2021-06-29 18:35:23 GMT

#3

I love Tumblr because when I was 8, or maybe 10, I was in the bath and I decided to suck the water off my shoulder - as you might if you regularly commit juvenille boredom - and later showed my mom the really weird bruise, and she made me cover it with makeup before my gymnastics performance, and it was suddenly very embarrassing to have this new "hickey" word, and even more terrifying to be audienced, and how else am I going to get that off my chest in my adult life?? By closing it in the torpid pages of a journal to fester? Weave it into conversation during carefully scheduled meets with friends??

93 notes • Posted 2021-02-01 02:03:24 GMT

#2

1997 Cinderella did a lot of things right, and having a tenor prince and an alto princess duet with the exact same lyrics while weaving through a marketplace and almost meeting was Definitely one of them.

94 notes • Posted 2021-05-04 04:10:12 GMT

#1

*digs up a behavior and pokes it with a stick*

Hey. Hey. What are you. What disorder are you from. Why won't you compost. Hey.

141 notes • Posted 2021-11-06 21:09:33 GMT

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[hoarder-of-stories-27]

Is.  Is this a reference to keikaku means plan.

[id: the panel from Homestuck page 3705.  It’s a closeup of Dave’s right eye, and then Exile text: “throw whoever is responsible into the slammer.” / “slammer means jail by the way.” /end id]

[dedicatedfollower467]

i think. that the reason dave just kinda parrots everything and anything ar says. is because he’s really used to just, listening to what authority figures tell him, and trying to placate and/or appease them by saying and doing the things they expect

so the fact that the exiles can literally get inside your head kinda means that dave is pretty much immediately just saying exactly what ar says

i think it’s interesting that by the time we get to the epilogues, dave’s able to tell omniscient narrator dirk to fuck off for a little bit.

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i have a penchant for staying on sinking ships, but that’s neither here nor there. just to tell you i’m staying on tumblr just like i have other platforms.

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[techsciresearch]

Rice Extruded Snacks to Lead India Extruded Snacks Market until 2024 – TechSci Research

Rising per capita income, growing youth population, coupled with growing urbanization and smaller packaging as well as competitive pricing to drive India extruded snacks market

According to a recently released TechSci Research report, “India Extruded Snacks Market By Type, By Distribution Channel, By Region, By Company, Competition, Forecast & Opportunities, 2024”, extruded snacks in India is projected to grow at a CAGR of more than 15% during 2019-2024. Growth in the market can be majorly attributed to rising per capita income, growing youth population, growing young population, and introduction of smaller packs as well as competitive pricing provided by the leading players. Increasing per capita income of people living in urban, semi-urban and rural regions of the country is among the major factors driving consumption of extruded snacks. The extruded snacks market is also expected to be positively influenced by anticipated growth in the country’s retail market in the coming years. Moreover, the growing young population in India is also positively impacting the growth of extruded snacks market as the kids are a major target segment of these snacks. Additionally, growing urbanization, and the introduction of smaller and affordable pack sizes as well as the competitive pricing provided by the leading companies are some other factors that are anticipated to contribute to the growth of extruded snacks market in India during the forecast period.

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In terms of distribution channel, the extruded snacks market is categorized into traditional grocery stores, supermarkets/hypermarkets, convenience stores, online, and other distribution channels. Traditional grocery stores accounted for the majority share of India extruded snacks market in 2018 followed by Supermarket/Hypermarket. The convenience stores and online portals are also witnessing a healthy growth in the market. In terms of region, the India extruded snacks market is categorized into North India, West India, East India, South India. The market for India extruded snacks in North India was the largest in 2018 on account of presence of a large customer base, especially the young population. Major players operating in India extruded snacks market include PepsiCo, ITC, Prataap Snacks, DFM Foods and Haldirams. In 2018, PepsiCo grabbed the lion’s share in the country’s extruded, and the company is expected to continue its dominance through 2024.

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“India is one of the fastest growing major economies, and with increasing employment opportunities, high GDP growth rate and rising inflow of foreign direct investment, consumption of extruded snacks is growing. Kids and young population are the primary buyers of extruded snacks and they are also the target consumer segments for the major players operating in the market. Busy lifestyle, rising per capita income, traditional habit of Indians to have snacks, and increasing middle class population make the country a lucrative market for extruded snack manufacturers.”, said Mr. Karan Chechi, Research Director with TechSci Research, a research based global management consulting firm.

“India Extruded Snacks Market By Product Type, By Distribution Channel, By Region, Competition Forecast & Opportunities, 2024” has evaluated the future growth potential of India extruded snacks market and provides statistics and information on market structure, consumer behaviour and trends. The report is intended to provide cutting-edge market intelligence and help decision makers take sound investment evaluation. Besides, the report also identifies and analyses the emerging trends along with essential drivers, challenges and opportunities available in India extruded snacks market.

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