#paco poo

[thatwritererinoriordan]

At the house I was in today, Paco the parrot made a poo on some old newspapers and it happened to land on Joan Didion's obituary.

[arosaurus]

[shepscapades]

Perhaps a Bebop and Ridge shenanigans? I love your style and there just isn't enough content on these folks!

thank you for allowing me to draw more of them,,, i’m we a k

send me a quick request for a quick doodle!

(I’ve got quite a few, so I might not get to all of them, but you’re welcome to still send them in :)

[crackinwise]

I impulsively got a new chihuahua. I've feared since driving home i made a mistake. She's precious and i love her but i can't get my Paco out of my head. Or knowing that I'm going to have to watch this one take her last breaths like all the others. Plus my cat, who loved Paco enough to be another caretaker for him, hates this new dog that's a quarter her size and so almost scratched her eye out.

My brain is stuck and i can't name her. I was gonna go with Reeses or Reese cuz she's black and tan but my mom immediately poo-poo'd it. She wanted Chica and got mad nobody likes it. Bro suggested Hazel. I found Carita which has several different language meanings and i could call her Rita for short. But i could also call her Sweetie or Baby like I've been doing in lieu of a name and have the same level of attachment to it. Nothing has wow'd me. Nothing has said "this is THE perfect name" like with my other pets.

So I'm getting nagged, yelled at, and derided because something as simple as a name isn't so simple to my broken brain.

Plus my outside cat's been missing for a week. I long for a coma.

[custommachines]

¡Dirt-Track en Caravia, Asturias!

Hace falta una dosis de locura, mucha habilidad, millas de pista y ganas de disfrutar, para derrapar, en sentido contrario a las agujas del reloj, por el “Donut”, tal y cómo lo hicieron los riders que compitieron en el Dirt-Track de Motorbeach los pasados 26 y 27 de Julio 2019.

Sin duda, el Dirt-Track o Flat-Track, originario de los U.S.A., ha venido para quedarse dentro de nuestra geografía, por todo Europa y por todo el mundo. Esta disciplina que se practica sobre pista de tierra, ceniza o, incluso y en ocasiones como Motomadrid 2019, hormigón pulido, está creando muchos adeptos, riders que disfrutan quemando adrenalina y demuestran su destreza en las dos rectas pero, sobre todo, en las dos curvas del circuito.

Texto: Álvaro Cabezas Atienza Fotos: Custom Machines

Los Riders

Sin freno delantero y con un calzo metálico en el pie izquierdo, los pilotos que participaron el viernes y el sábado fueron los siguientes: Andoni Aguinagalde, Unai Aguirre de Bronco Garage, Paco Botas, muy conocido por sus creaciones con base Harley-Davidson hace unos años y un buen amigo personal, Nicolas Boyer, Olivier Cabanne, Jacobo Calvo, Rubén Cotarelo, Gonzalo De La Cera, Enrique Fernandez, Simao Ferreira, Israel Ferrero, Florian Feullais, Thomas Foreau, Jose Luis Gomes, Marcos Granda, al que deseamos una pronta recuperación, Ricardo Guerra, René Haertlein, ingeniero que ya hace unos años desarrollaba módulos de encendido para moto, Miguel Herrero de Puch Asturias, Pablo Herrero, Ferrán Mas de MC3 Turons, colaborador de TV3, experto piloto y colaborador de la organización de esta competición, Manuel Enrique Molina de Puch Asturias, Diego Molina, Daniel Morilla, Josep Piedra de Berga Off Road, Ricardo Poo, Romain Micieli, Ferrán Sastre de Fast Lap Riders, Gonzalo Simón, Daniel Suarez, Jeroen Timmerman, Rita Torrego “Ritis”, mecánica y amiga de la casa, Daniel Vallejo y, nuestro amigo, Alberto Vázquez “Sito” de 5Special. Todos ellos demostraron su saber hacer y se fueron con nuestro reconocimiento pero, claro, únicamente seis consiguieron el primer y segundo puesto de cada categoría.

Clasificaciones

El Donut Categoría Open -1º Ferrán Sastre -2º Enrique Fernández López –El Donut Categoría Vintage 1 -1º Niko Bellik (Nicolas Boyer) -2º Gonzalo Simón El Donut Categoría Vintage 2 -1º Ricardo Guerra -2º Rubén Cotarelo

Ambiente Donut

Y, claro, alrededor de un donut solo podía haber hambre, hambre de velocidad, de adrenalina, de deslizamiento, de carreras. Y así fue, mirad…

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[randomrichards]

THE BEST MOVIE MOMENTS OF 2018:

HONORABLE MENTION:

The Opening/Closing Credits from BUDDIES

I’m putting this as honorable mention because this is an older movie recently rereleased.

The first film about the AIDS Crisis, Buddies strikes at the heart with its opening credits with a typed list of AIDS victim up to 1985. Set to a mournful score by Jeffrey Olmstead, the never ending list of lives cut short puts you in tears.

Alex Honnold faces Boulder Problem in FREE SOLO

Most thrillers can only wish they could be as gripping as in the moment when Alex Honnold maneuver’s his way through the most challenging section of El Capitan Wall without rope in this Documentary.

Ray Offers Wisdom from Mid90s

“If you looked in anybody else’s closet, you wouldn’t trade your shit for their shit.”

Ray (Na-kel Smith) and his friends may not be the best role models for the impressionable Stevie (Sunny Suljic), but in this moment, Ray teaches him a lesson in perspective.

Glenn Close’s performance in THE WIFE

I’m not referring to any moment. Just Glenn Close’s acting. She speaks more volumes with her face than most actresses could with dialogue.

10)        The Beach Scene from ROMA

Cleo (Yalitza Aparicio) is an extraordinary woman. Sure, her life hanging towels and cleaning dog poo doesn’t seem like anything special. But like many lower working-class people, she endures. Boy does she endure a lot of shit in this movie. Not only does her deadbeat boyfriend ditch her to practice martial arts, but her baby is born dead. Despite all this, she not only continues her work, but she shares a close bond with the family. She showcases this bond and her strength when a fun day at the beach goes horribly wrong.

When Paco (Carlos Peralta) and Sofi (Daniela Demesa) swim too far out, Cleo walks into the ocean to save them despite not knowing how to swim. We watch in dread as she faces severe waves to find the kids, the camera always close to her.

This scene also contains a beautiful scene of the family hugging Cleo when she tears up over losing her baby. Seeing them all huddled together in front of a bright white sun captures the heart.

9)         “A Place Called Slaughter Race” from RALPH BREAKS THE INTERNET

Admit it, it’s fun to take pot shots at Disney Tropes. Hell, even Disney gets in on the fun. And boy do they seize on every moment to mock Princess tropes when Vanellope Von Shweetz (voiced by Sarah Silverman) encounters the Disney Princesses. Of course, it helps that Director Rich Moore and Head of Story Jim Reardon creates some of the best episodes of the Simpsons. Though there are many hilarious moments[1], none can hold the candle to Vanellope’s “I Want” song.

As she reflects over a puddle, Vanellope sings about her longing to be in the gritty game “Slaughter Race.” Seeing this little girl perform this lighthearted musical number over a background of riots and dumpster fires is comedy gold. Nearly every element of this number elevates the comedy, from singing shark (with cats and dogs in its mouth) to the creative lyrics (“Am I a baby pigeon spreading wings to soar?/ Is that a metaphor?/Hey, there’s a dollar store”). And the number still finds time to emphasize Vanellope’s fear of hurting Ralph (John. C Reilly).

Kudos to Alan Menken for mocking the trope he (and the late Howard Ashman) introduced to Disney. Just as deserving of Kudos is Silverman, who faced to task of singing in Vanellope’s high pitched voice.

8)         Charlie Loses Her Head from HEREDITARY

With her unusual hobbies, connection to her late grandmother and that clicking sound, you’d assume Annie’s (Toni Collette) daughter Charlie (Milly Shapiro) would be the centre of the whole film.[2] Boy, were we in for a surprise.

Spoilers!

When Charlie suffers a peanut allergy reaction, Peter (Alex Wolfe) races her home. On his drive, he sees a mysterious figure in the middle of the dark road. In his attempt to dodge it, he doesn’t see Charlie hanging out the window. Seeing her head slam right into a pole leaves us as traumatized as Peter is. To see them kill off a main character so early in the film is downright shocking. With this death, predictability goes right out the window and we are left uncertain of what direction this film will go.

7)         Neil Armstrong Soars in the X-15 Rocket Plane in FIRST MAN

It’s funny how the most exciting scene in this film isn’t the moon landing. Don’t get me wrong, the scene’s still breathtaking in its realism, but it’s surprising how thrilling the opening scene.

Damien Chazelle hits the ground running with Neil Armstrong (Ryan Gosling) soaring the atmosphere in an X-15 Rocket Plane. He soars higher and higher into the skies until he flies out of earth’s surface and gets stuck in space

Albeit, you know he will be back on earth in time for the moon landing. And yet, I found myself on the edge of my seat, wondering how he’s going to get back to earth. Most of it is thanks to the visual effects, which contains some of the most believable since 2001: A Space Odyssey. The effects leave CGI in the dust with practical effects that look so real, you’d think Gosling was actually flying into space.

6)         The Ferris Wheel Scene from LOVE, SIMON

High School Movies are home to many unforgettable romantic scenes. There’s Samantha (Molly Ringwald) and Jake (Michael Schoeffling) standing over a birthday cake in Sixteen Candles. There’s Patrick (Heath Ledger) singing to Katarina (Julia Stiles) on the bleachers in 10 Things I hate About You. And who can forget Lloyd Dobler (John Cusack) blaring Peter Gabriel’s “In Your Eyes” outside Diane Court’s (Ione Skye) in Say Anything. Be ready to include the closing scene of Simon (Nick Robinson) waiting on the Ferris wheel for online pen pal Blue from Love, Simon.

After being outed by a student, infuriating his friends for deceiving them in his attempt to stay closeted and abandoned by Blue, Simon makes a plea to meet with Blue face to face on the Ferris Wheel at a carnival. As he rides on the Ferris Wheel, he, fellow classmates and the audience wait in anticipation for Simon’s happy ending.

5)         The Book Heist from AMERICAN ANIMALS

When Spencer Reinhard (Barry Keoghan) and Warren Lipka (Evan Peters) plotted to steal extremely valuable books from the Transylvania University library in Kentucky, they thought they had the perfect heist. With the help of their friends Erick Borsuk (Jared Abrahamson) and Chas Allen (Blake Jenner), they thought they pull off a heist as smooth as Oceans 11.[3]

But reality hits them like a sledge hammer when they try to pull off the heist. Unlike their dreams, Librarian Betty Jean Gooch (Ann Dowd) doesn’t get knocked out with one taser jolt. It also isn’t easy to lug a six-foot book down a flight of stairs. Then there’s the fact the basement has no exit. That’s just a few of many problems they never consider. From then on, we witness them pay a huge price for their hubris and lack of real-world understanding.

Only youths as smart as they are to come up with such a stupid plan.

4)         The Mutant Bear from ANNIHILATION

Biologist Lena (Natalie Portman) and her team find themselves in a quite a bind. After entering the Shimmer, physicist Josie Radek (Tessa Thompson) has barely survived an attack from a mutant alligator and Anthropologist Cassie Sheppard (Tuva Novotny) has been attacked by a bear. Now paramedic Anya Thorensen (Gina Rodriguez) has gone mad and has tied up Lena, Radek and Dr. Ventress (Jennifer Jason Leigh). But when they hear Sheppard’s cries for help, they will soon find Anya is the least of their worries.

Their journey delivers many grotesque, nightmare inducing visuals (especially the slithering intestines.) But the most memorable moment in this film was the image of the helpless crew trapped in a cabin with a mutant bear. Bears are scary enough on their own, but a faceless one is pants spitting meeting. And then you hear it imitate Sheppard’s screams and suddenly you need a new pair of pants.

3)         The Great Snap from AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR

The whole Marvel Cinematic Universe had been leading up to this moment. The fact that nearly every character had a moment to shine in this one movie demonstrates the astounding direction of the Russo Brothers. But despite all the epic fight scenes, everyone agrees that this film’s greatest scene is the heroes moment of defeat.

Despite every effort made to stop in, despite outnumbering Thanos and despite Scarlet Witch (Elizabeth Olsen) sacrificing Vision (Paul Bettany) to destroy the mind stone, Thanos still got all the infinity stones. And with a single snap, Thanos succeeds in wiping out half the universe’s population. One by one, we watch many of our heroes vanish into dust while others watch in helpless horror. But none are more heartbreaking that the moment when Spider-Man (Tom Holland) falls into Tony Stark’s (Robert Downey Jr.) arms, crying “I don’t want to go.” All because some characters couldn’t make the sacrifice needed

Yes, we knew he was going to succeed in the end.[4] And yes, you know most of the heroes won’t stay gone.[5] And yes, their return will likely involve the surviving heroes sacrificing themselves.[6] But the ending still feels powerful despite this knowledge.

It all concludes with Thanos sitting near a cottage, content in his triumph. If the MCU ended here, it would have been a perfect ending. But I’m still curious to see how this will go.

2)         The Closing Close-Up in CAPERNAUM

The closing image of Zain’s (Zain Al Rafeea) face will haunt you beyond the closing credits. Throughout the film, we’ve seen this kid struggle through hell on the streets of Lebanon, trying to protect his sister from their resentful parents and helping an Ethiopian Migrant Worker take care of her son. But when he’s sent to prison for assaulting a pimp who bought his sister, he decides to sue his parents for the crime of bringing him into this miserable world. Writer/director Nadine Labaki never looks away for a second to the brutality of Zain’s world and how it brings out the worst in Zain.

When the film freezes to the image of Zain smiling for a Passport photo, your heart breaks for him as Khaled Mouzanar’s haunting score plays out.

1)         Tish and Fonny’s Walk Through the Park in IF BEALE STREET COULD TALK

No other opening scene has done a better job of putting its audience under its spell than when loving couple Tish (Kiki Layne) and Alfonzo “Fonny” Hunt (Stephan James) stroll through a park holding hands.

There’s beauty in every element of this scene, from Nicholas Britell’s romantic score to the warm looks in the character’s eyes. But what really sells it is James Laxton’s lush cinematography. The colours pop through the yellows and blues on the couple’s clothes and the green of the grass. You are as in love with this couple as they are for each other.

Then the film cuts to Tish visiting Fonny in prison, this time the yellow is the prison, the blue is Fonny’s jumpsuit and the green is on Tish’ outfit. From then one, we know why their love is worth fighting for.

[1] Mostly at the expense of Ariel (Jodi Benson)

[2] Especially when she appears so prominently in the advertisements.

[3] As indicated by a fantasy sequence.

[4] Since we know this was going to be a two parter.

[5] Especially when there are already planned sequels to Black Panther, Spider-Man and Guardians of the Galaxy. After all the money Marvel’s got from Black Panther? They’re not going to give up that meal ticket.

[6] What with Robert Downey Jr. and Chris Evans retiring their characters.

[mydogisgross]

7 AM NEWS

Dog: Good morning! I'm Paco the dog and I'm here with the Acupoop forecast! Me (still asleep): ? Dog: Our top story today is that I will be having a poo outside today in just a few minutes. Now to the weird kid for the box scores. Cat: The terror level in the litter box has increased to orange. Dog: Wow! Tabitha do you have anything? Itty Bitty: I have a twosie in my shorts. Dog: That great! We assume all these issues will clear up once Mom and Dad get out of bed. Girl: It is more useful than finding out that it's raining. Me: I'm getting up.

[natysadventureblog]

Day Six [Internship at the Jaguar Conservation Fund]

31-Oct-2016

Back to waking up at 7h. After breakfast I fed Zibby, the monkeys, the rheas and let Garapa out to play.

Oh! You know something I love about here?? Seeing wild macaws, which I’d never seen!! I usually hear them, but I’ve seen them a couple of times in the last few days… I’m never able to photograph them, though… well, today I did, even though it wasn’t a good one, it’s better than nothing!

The truck that transported Fantasma is back, so we had to unload the cage. Thankfully it was a lot lighter than I expected (I’m used to carrying trap cages, and those are SUPER heavy!!)!

Then it was time for computer work. I spent the rest of the morning typing all the data from the camera traps they have written down... which would be a lot easier if the order on the paper were the same as the one on the excel sheet!

After lunch I walked around, fed Zibby and hung out with Boca. Oh! I forget to tell you, he bit my head, yesterday. Hahaha, of course he wasn’t trying to hurt me, and I grabbed his mouth as soon as touched me, but because it’s so long and opens up so wide, I had his teeth touching both sides of my head!! Such a weird feeling… hahaha

I also hung out with the young jaguars… and as I was trying to take a photo of a beautiful caterpillar, Tupã decided to photobomb it!! Hahaha, but I forgive him, because he’s too adorable!

Back to computer work. Then, at 16h, I went to feed the deer and found out there’s a tortoise there, as well!

Speaking of deer, have you ever seen one eating mango??? Well, I have, and it’s hilarious!! Too bad the photo is out of focus... but I will post a video of it!!

I fed the monkeys and it was time to help spray the lambs, again… one had poo on it’s back!! Haha, but they’re very cute!

Then I fed Paco and Paquinha and, as I went to feed Zibby, I found a mouse caught in a trap (a trap cage, that is)… the boss most definitely doesn’t like mice, so these traps are everywhere, but since he’s away, I figured this one didn’t have to die… it was SO cute!! Very dumb, though… it took me forever to get it to go to the right place!! When it finally did, it took a moment for it to realize it was free! Haha

I also fed the maned wolves, and I was able to get Noemi to take a banana from my hand!! Such progress!! I wonder if we can be friends, by the time I leave…

Tina is still at an age where she would be on the back of her mom, so she has a stuffed animal that she sits/lies on… except she’s now bigger than the toy… oh well, she’s still happy with it.

Once I was done with the feedings, I took a shower and went to make dinner… I saw a couple of Bared-faced Curassows, which I had seen before, from a distance, but hadn’t had the chance to take a photo… unfortunately it was too dark for my camera, so all the pics were blurry.

After I ate, I went up to the office, because I battery was charging there, and Xingu was still there, so I spent some time with that adorable but destructive baby jaguar, that kept trying to bite me and climb onto the chair I was sitting on… he’s still too small for that, though.

It wasn’t raining here, yet, but somewhere near it was, and that was enough to make the power go out… thankfully it didn’t take too long to come back, unlike the internet. I had to go up to the office again, after 23h, to turn the router off and then back on… but at least that worked! Of course that THEN it started raining, and I had to come back to my room, with my computer, in the rain! I hope this doesn’t happen again! 

[noctomania]

miss my old conure Paco he was a punk to our blind yorkie at the time but he was so cute and sweet when he wanted to cuddle up o your shoulder especially if you had long hair he liked to hide in it on your shoulder and puff up n go snooze like it was cute to a point you didn't mind that much if he did poo on you yes that happens do not get a birb if you cannot handle their poo

[copacoid]

Paco Palencia out as Pumas head coach after poos start to season

[arosaurus]

[shepscapades]

I have an affinity for all things ridge but also sjin so have a little of both ;)

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Paco Palencia out as Pumas head coach after poos start to season

[almomentoveracruz-blog]

Xalapa, Ver. - Empleados de Miguel Ángel Yunes Márquez y Ramón Poo Gil, alcaldes de Boca del Río y Veracruz, respectivamente, y que manejan una página de “noticias” llamada “Don Llévelo”, lanzaron ataques en redes sociales para denostar el movimiento de madres que buscan a sus hijos y que integran distintos colectivos de Veracruz. En distintos comentarios que fueron trepados en sus cuentas oficiales de la productora “Don Llévelo”, y el portal de noticias “Donllevelo.mx”,  los empresarios Melli Castillo y Chistian Camacho, lanzaron críticas e incitaron al odio a las madres del Colectivo Solecito. Pese a que los colectivos de madres que buscan a sus hijos y desaparecidos, fueron condecoradas con la medalla Adolfo Ruiz Cortines en diciembre pasado, en el Congreso Local, hay fuertes sospechas de que estos ataques vienen del seno del Partido Acción Nacional y de la Fiscalía General del estado. Los ataques se dan a unas horas de que Colectivo Solecito sostuvo varios desencuentros en la red social twitter con el Fiscal General, Jorge Winckler, quien fue fustigado por las madres después de que intentó colgarse la medalla de la búsqueda de los cuerpos en el predio de Colinas de Santa fe, que suma más de 250 víctimas exhumadas de fosas clandestinas. En la página de faceook Donllevelo, dijo que las madres de los colectivos quieren “recursos públicos” para buscar a sus “hijos que son delincuentes”, y que no los desaparecen “por ser buenas personas”. “Yo estoy de acuerdo que nadie merece ser desaparecido. Obviamente. Lo que no estoy de acuerdo es que estos colectivos de búsqueda jueguen con los medios y la gente la no decir lo que realmente quieren: Dinero o recursos públicos para buscar restos humanos que en su mayoría (no todos) son a consecuencia de una vida delictiva”, fijaron en un post. Esto en redes sociales tuvo reacciones airadas, y los administradores del sitio fueron blanco de burlas, descalificaciones e incluso amenazas a las que respondieron con insultos y más amenazas, llamando a las madres “bestias chairas”. Los dos personajes mencionados arriba, son simpatizantes del Partido Acción Nacional, además, pero se dedican a vender paquetes de “asesoría” en redes sociales a los ayuntamientos de Boca del Río y Veracruz. Mensualmente estaban cobrando jugosas cantidades de recursos por armar asesorías a los ediles de Boca y de Veracruz por medio de la productora Donllevelo. No es la primera vez que este par se mete en líos, incluso tuvieron que ofrecer una disculpa al periodista de Sociales, con fama de proxeneta, Nacho Gómez, por haber criticado en sus cuentas su faceta como organizador del concurso Nuestra Belleza Veracruz, y además, por evidenciar a las chicas que colaboran con Nacho Gómez, tildándolas de “prepago”. Allegados a este par de empresarios, comentaron que otros personajes que cuidan los intereses de Nacho Gómez, les enviaron el mensaje de que podrían tener consecuencias negativas, si seguían con sus hostilidades en redes sociales, lo que los llevó a pedir una disculpa, incluso, los dos lloraron y rogaron por sus vidas y juraron no volverse a meter con el colaborador de Telever y de diario El Dictamen. En un análisis de contenido a sus etiquetas, en ninguna de ellas, en por lo menos un mes, han hecho una crítica al gobierno del panista Miguel Ángel Yunes Linares, a sus hijos o al alcalde de Veracruz, Ramón Poo, lo que confirma que están subsidiados y ahora atacan a a las madres que en últimas fechas han exigido que Winckler sea destituido como fiscal. En los corridos de la política local, trasciende que este par son el reemplazo de Paco Vicente, mejor conocido como El Chuletas, que en la administración de Javier Duarte de Ochoa, traicionó a su patrón Miguel Ángel Yunes para irse con Gina Domínguez, y atacar con información de plumaslibres.com.mx

[arosaurus]

BOA NOITE 

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