#p: thirsty

[witchysethharper]

"Absolutely fucking not," Seth swiftly shut down any of Gwyn's guesses with a sharp glare in his direction. The idea of being any of those things with Roland, especially intimate... he scoffed for good measure. "If anything, perhaps business associates works since I'm part of the magic consultant department and he's, well, a councilman." He drew in another drag from his vape and settled down, folding his hands under his chin with his elbows on the bar. "I'd suspect you probably know he's banging my boss and mentor, Rhys Dasior."

"That's the one!" Gwyn beamed across the bar at Seth's recognition, nodding eagerly. A far more cheerful topic to consider. "I'm not surprised you know the man, he does have a habit of drawing attention to himself marvelously often." The sith tapped his chin thoughtfully, giving Seth a playful up and down, "Business acquaintances? No, I daresay not. Do you like classical music? Or..." He mock-gasped, pressing a hand to his chest as his voice dropped into a conspiratorial tone, "Are you intimately acquainted? He talks so derisively of the fae, but I'm living testimony that it's mostly talk in the end... he's very skilled with his hands, I'm sure you know."

[she-3po]

im late for piccolo day... but i made a thirst trap gif set to make it up to you. <3

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

Ab-Soul ft. JasonMartin and Thirsty P - All That (Official Video)

[alukaforyou]

this quality is no bueno cuz wip screenshot but hello i am having a STROKE

[bu99erfly]

NINGNING THIRSTY, 230512

[mari-reads]

UR JOEKING WHY DO I LOVE THEM

[novankenn]

He's an... ACTIVIST!?!

Blake and Deery were walking along the streets of Vale, merrily chatting with each other. Besides their joint Lust ATTRACTION to Baby Daddy... Jaune, they also found aside from tenure with the White Fang, and sticking it to the SDC... they also like good tea, hot apple scones and "Ninjas Of Love"

So currently they were on their way to discuss the latest book release and enjoy some quality tea and baked goods, when they noticed a gathering near the intersection.

Deery: Am I going crazy or is that the OLD White Fang flag?

Blake: No... no your right it is. I didn't think... is that a 'Down with the Schnee-archy' poster?

Deery: I think that one's a flag as well...

Blake: Then that's a BIG flag...

Deery: Look there's a 'this is the ONLY Remnant we have!' one!

Blake: We have to check this out. Come on.

Blake grabbed Deery by the hand, not noticing the blush that colored Deery's cheeks, and half dragged her to the edge of the gathering.

Deery: No WAY!

Blake: What... you have to be kidding me! What the hell?!?

What had the two ovulating faunus women confounded was their Baby Daddy... JAUNE, standing on the roof of a SDC delivery van. Which was slightly shocking, but it was more that he was shirtless (ara-ara) wearing a bandanna, torn jeans, multiple beaded bracelets... and an electric guitar.

Jaune: We ONLY have ONE REMNANT and it doesn't just belong to the SCHNEE-ARCHY! It belongs to everyone! To all of us! Human and Faunus! EQUALLY!!

CROWD CHEERING!!!

Deery: Oh gods I think he's going to going to...

Blake: *Panting heavily*

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Weiss walking out of the VPD with a very ashamed Blake and Deery following close behind her.

Weiss: IF it is not bad ENOUGH, to have to come down here and bail both of you out, but I have to find out through Pyrrha of all people it is because you took part in a RIOT that attacked an SDC District office!

Weiss stops turns and looks at the two.

Weiss: What do you have to say for yourselves?

Blake: We're sorry... we sort of got caught up in it all...

Deery: Is Jaune okay? When the police showed up we lost sight of him.

Weiss: Pyrrha is trying to get him to surrender.

Blake / Deery: Surrender?

(Master Episode List)

[feppepurin]

i know piss mauling exists bc sniper is the people's princess or whatever/lh and has a considerable amount of interaction with pauling but . you know who spends even MORE time with her throughout the entirety of the comic . TAVISH

[boyfriendtaekook]

i need more sub!jungkook fics PLEASE

[chevvy-yates]

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⚠️ READ: Please do not repost/reupload any of my art here or to any other platform, or I will be forced to do anything to get it annihilated.

The day I took those pics had me a little weak I have to admit. I took these before the major game update. Those few weeks back I thought: 'best pics I ever made!' and I needed a while to cope with what a photogenic pixel boy Ryder can be and has turned into.

He does the least I mean. he just exists, and I do give him the poses, I do the set up, I do the light, I set his expression and so on. I guess after half a year of practicing with each of my boys (mainly V and Ry) I found out how to photograph him. <3

[mishkakagehishka]

I love it when the water in my building gets shut off randomly it's my favourite thing to discover when i (bacteriophobe) try to wash my hands after flushing the toilet (hands full of bacteria)

[13eyond13]

doing this amazing new thing called eating well EVERY DAY and drinking enough water EVERY DAY and trying to get a bit of a healthy walk in EVERY DAY and sleeping at least 7 hours EVERY DAY... and then looking at my Fitbit stats like a nerd to see what happens EVERY DAY... will let you know if anything interesting does happen

[gris19]

spraying you with water

[wormdramafever]

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[ilovemesomevincentprice]

As requested by Anon. These gifs of Vincent Price from The Brainwashing of John Hayes

Um.

Is it necessary for him to suck his fingers like that? 😳 🥵

[drawnecromancy]

aw I think i manage to tell when my plant is thirsty now :D