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An Alien, A God And A Bag Of Chips Walk Into A Fire Fight || Noh-Varr and Thor

Thor and Noh-Varr pursue some Skrull into space seperately, they get to know one another and make some memories.

Thor had been on the trail of the Skrulls since the attack on New York. Being Asgardian meant that he had somewhat of a studier physique. At least compared to humans. So as he travelled through space, tracking the Skrull fleet or what was left of it through the stars, he had plenty of time to consider the situation in his solitude. Could he really justify stopping his fight now? After so many years, didn’t the humans out there need him now more than ever. Pausing for a second, he bit his lip and shook his head. Before bright headlights of a ship blinded him and he swerved headlong through an asteroid. Ouch. Brushing what remained of the space rock off of him, he shook his head and turned to face the ship. “Who goes there?” he demanded brashly.

Noh-Varr had spent the majority of the Skrull invasion ferrying people out of harm’s way; which since he was a being created in a lab to be a super soldier, chafed him a little bit. But he had his chance at battle now, as he and his ship hurtled through space. Popping an earbud in he scrolled through music before settling on a playlist he’d made back when he and Kate were still together. The music pumped through him as he scanned for Skrull signatures before noticing something impact a nearby asteroid. “Ahh fuck.” English was a marvelous language for profanity, “Did I just hit a person?” A bellowing and brash voice echoed through his ship’s speakers and he cocked an eyebrow, turning on the external PA system “Noh-Varr, captain of the Marvel. Of….. well a lot of places. But currently earth. Who the fuck are you?”

If thunder could flash in space then Thor would’ve used that to effect. However, unfortunately space didn’t quite have the particles that he needed to generate lightning. Instead he would stick with hefting his hammer, which he managed to at least make buzz a little bit. “I am Thor, God of Thunder, King of Asgard, protector of the bifrost and weilder of the uru hammer Stormbreaker. I survived Ragnarok, I’m sure that you’ll have heard of me.” He gazed through the windscreen at the younger man inside. “Noh-Varr, what kind of name is Noh-Varr anyway?” he said sourly, somewhat pissed that he’d been crashed into an asteroid, but maybe he could turn this to his advantage. “What is your purpose here Noh-Varr.”

There was a lot of sass coming from outside the ship and Noh-Varr really wasn’t feeling it today. “The bigger the title the smaller the dick.” He muttered to himself before triggering the microphone again, “I’m sorry, I zoned out about two thirds of the way through that. I think I heard Quill mention you. Wasn’t particularly kind what he had to say but he’s a grumpy asshole sometimes.” His brow furrowed and he flipped the stranger off through the front window of his ship, “Rude. That’s so uncalled for and rude. I was just driving along, listening to good music, hunting Skrull and you’re all up in here making fun of my name?” If dating Kate had taught him one thing it was how to be rude to someone who’d been rude to him first “I’m not the one who slammed into an asteroid. What’s your purpose here, God of Quasi-Douchebaggery?”

Frowning gently, Thor rolled his eyes at Noh-Varr’s answer. Of course he was here to hunt the Skrull, and the fact that they had a similar goal strategically made sense to him. After all, there was plenty of things that two could do better than one. “I have been fighting for the survival of this universe since before you were out of swaddling clothes,” he snorted in Noh-Varr’s direction. Although he couldn’t help but snort once more. “I’ve been chasing after this particular band of Skrulls since they attacked Earth, I plan to wring their necks out and turn them into the equivalent of space fly zappers.” He paused to stroke his beard, static still pouring off of the head of Stormbreaker. “But I have no need to explain myself to you Noh-Varr.” Thor was the god of thunder, a power into himself. He didn’t need to explain him to anyone, least of all someone who drove like the All-Father minus the two eyes. “Your bad flying hit me into the asteroid fool. Not the other way round.”

“That’d be a far more impressive statement if you were talking to someone who was actually from this universe. I’ve only been here for like….” Noh-Varr did some quick math in his head, “ten years? Something like that.” Shooting Thor a semi-sarcastic thumbs up (another by product of his relationship with Kate) he nodded, “Cool cool cool homicidal aggression is always a good choice. It’s what I was created for so I get that. And you better watch the sass about my flying, your sparkiness. The Marvel here is the finest piece of Kree engineering in the multiverse. If there was a collision it was because you hit my baby, not the other way around.” Gesturing to the interior of the craft he ran his fingers through his white hair, “Do you want to come inside? I’ve got upholstered seats. Far more comfortable than the freezing vacuum of space, I’d imagine. Snacks too!”

“Ten years and you’ve never heard of me.” Thor frowned and wondered whether he was truly the universe-renowned warrior that he had once believed himself to be. But then he scolded himself for having so little faith in himself. Kree engineering. That was hardly a good sign, however Noh-Varr seemed to be on the side of the good guys, at least for the moment. “I am not blaming your ship, I am blaming the pilot for not looking where he was going.” But on his offer to come inside, Thor considered refusing and flying with Stormbreaker, but he decided that it was probably not a good idea to upset this young hotshot once more, and he could do with a break. But it was the snacks that really sold it for him. Maybe they would have some doritos or pringles, two Earth snacks that he had become increasingly fond of. “Aye, I should like to look upon your face before I make my judgement as to your worth.”

“I live with Peter Quill. He takes careful pains not to mention you if at all possible. Drax mentioned a pirate angel man. Which I’m just going to assume is you.” Raising a perfectly manicured eyebrow Noh shrugged. “Whatever helps you sleep at night. You’re the one just flying through the vast emptiness of space. Don’t sass me about flying habits. Weirdo.” Thor’s response made him laugh a little “well. I’m genetically engineered to be stunning. So. Try not to fall in love when you look upon my face.” His fingers flew across the console “rear airlock is unlocked. Welcome aboard the Marvel.” As he waited for Thor to make his appearance he kicked some clothes under one of the benches. He’d packed a bag for this trip, since he had no idea how long it was going to take, but he hadn’t really bothered to tidy when he’d stopped meditating this morning. Really didn’t expect guests in the middle of space-nowhere.

“Unlucky for you,” Thor replied with a smirk, “I enjoy Quill, but he has never forgiven me for being … well me. I think I make him feel insecure.” Pausing for a second, he grinned at Drax’s comment. Of course he was still calling him a pirate angel, that made him feel much better after all. He was as good looking as a pirate angel. “If you hit a human with a cart or even one of their new cars, it is hardly the humans fault. The same should and must be said for your reckless driving.” Noh-Varr was good looking, his personality however obviously left something to be desired. “Don’t worry, I only fall in love with those who are worthy of it and you are so obviously not.” He smirked proud of his little dig. Stepping into the mess of a ship, he looked at the dirty underwear that had been kicked underneath a bench and raised an eyebrow. “Well, Noh-Varr, we need to find some Skrull to continue hunting them. So where exactly were you headed?”

“Probably. that’s actually one of my favorite pastimes. Making him uncomfortable and insecure. I’m very good at it now.” Rolling his eyes again at Thor’s diatribe Noh waved off his complaints. “You’re flying through space. Alone. Without a ship. This isn’t like I hit a cyclist. Your weird-ass needs to get a ship. And until then I’m ignoring your comments about my flying.” As Thor entered the ship Noh-Varr was temporarily taken aback at how tall the god of thunder was. But he managed to recover in record time and throw a smile on, it was nice to have someone who threw some good natured ribbing right back at him, “Awwww sweetheart that’s just because you don’t know me yet. Give it time.” He stuck his hand out, “I wasn’t expecting company. This was supposed to be some post-battle me time. But have a seat and raid the fridge.” He resumed his seat at the helm and shrugged, careful rolling and hanging his earbuds up, “I’ve been scanning for propulsion signatures and following that. The Marvel is a pod from the Kree diplomatic fleet back in my universe but I’ve tinkered with her enough to boost her scanning capabilities. Did you have any suggestions?”

“It is simply so easy, I cannot imagine how anyone would get any pleasure in it. I am a God and all I need do was flex a bicep and he would feel insecure.” Smirking gently, Thor moved a stack of clothes off of the co-pilot seat and strapped himself in. “I don’t need a ship to fly through space, obviously,and I can normally use the mighty power of the bifrost to go wherever I please, having a ship is hardly a requirement. Especially when the people who have ship insist on driving them as if they were Asgardian pensioners.” Turning obnoxiously in his swivelling co-pilots chair, Thor turned to face the fridge before standing and moving over to raid it. Maybe Noh-Varr wasn’t that bad after all. “I was following a tip from an old member of the Nova Corps, he suggested that the Skrull might be moving to these coordinates,” he brought up a map using his console and pointed it out, “If thou can calculate the trajectory of this fuel path, perhaps we can see if my tip was worth it.”

“I only look like a god and it’s still beyond easy for me. He just flusters so easily” Noh leaned forward to grab his mug of coffee while Thor made himself comfortable in the other chair. “I’m just tuning you out at this point. You’re like the gentle buzz of the background music I listen to when I’m doing yoga. That’s all that your comments about flying are right now. Yoga soundtracks.” Taking a sip of his now cold coffee and pulling a face Noh looked at the coordinates Thor brought up on the map, “uh huhhhhhhhhhhhh…” he trailed off slightly, lost in thought for a moment before his fingers flew across the console and the Marvel’s engines flared, shooting them off into a different direction “Well I guess we’re about to find out if your tip was worth it after all, Lord Lightning. Otherwise it’s me and you and a lot of empty space.”

“Yes, well Quill is certainly an interesting specimen,” Thor replied with a smirk. He had trouble understanding the motivations of humans at best of times, but Peter Quill was hardly even human. He’d spent such a quantity of time away from Earth that you could easily argue that he had become something else. Turning in his chair one final time, Thor shrugged. “I will just have to ensure that I make the comments all the louder,” he smiled smugly before shrugging gently. “Does your fuel trail lead somewhere different, if we can pick it up in the same area that my coordinates lead then we’re probably on the right track.” He raised a hand to his beard and ran his fingers through it thoughtfully. “Either tips are promising and any lead we can find would be useful.”

“That’s certainly one way to put it.” Noh-Varr finished his coffee and stood to refill it “humans have accomplished little on the multiversal scale… but the Keurig coffee machine is a goddamn triumph.” Taking a sip of the coffee he looked at the difference between Thor, in some seriously impressive armor, and himself, in comfortable jeans and a tank top, before shrugging. His ship. His rules. “The problem is the Skrull left a ton of trails leading in a ton of directions so really it’s a coin toss to figure out which one is the most important. Either one we follow will teach us something though.” He watched Thor for a moment more before moving through the cabin of the ship, cleaning as he went, “Well we’ve got some time before we get to your coordinates and I’m going to assume you’re losing interest in making fun of my driving so what would you like to do beyond sitting in stoic heroic silence.”

Raising an eyebrow, Thor nodded. “Aye, the human invention of coffee is certainly a thing of beauty, that much I shall give them. They are an impressive race for one who have accomplished so little.” He smirked gently, he was proud of the people of Midgard. They’d stood up to so much hardship and yet still readily accepted him. Although, with the current events after the attack on New York, he wasn’t sure how long it would remain that way. Humans were a malleable race, and anything could change their opinion. “We shall continue towards my tip, as for passing the time, if stoic heroic silence is not good enough for the great Noh-Varr, then what exactly would you suggest?” he asked not tearsely, but with a good natured humour. Noh-Varr was an interesting specimen and Thor wondered exactly how this reprobate filled his time.

“I”m mostly a fan of the fact that I can have a coffee maker on the ship without needing to grind the beans every goddamn time. While it’s impossible for me to get a caffeine buzz like some people enjoy… I do like the flavor.” Pausing his cleaning to transfer the music from his headphones to the ship’s interior speakers Noh shrugged expansively at the god, “I’m all for stoic heroic silence, that’s what I do when I’m by myself. Well that and study and talk to myself and listen to music and send snapchats to Kate. But really you’re the oh so big and powerful mighty whatever the fuck your list of titles was so hey I’m open to suggestions.” Thor seemed to have a tendency to sneak a jab into all of his comments and it made him spectacularly easy to talk to since that was Noh’s primary form of conversation, “But really though… I’ve got movies.”

“The dark bitter sweet liquid that the humans have named coffee is exquisite,” Thor replied with a brash laugh, “the flavour is not unlike a similar drink we had on Asgard, however the quantity that coffee is available on Earth is astonishing.” Pausing for a moment, Thor raised an eyebrow gently at Noh-Varr and realised that he hadn’t exactly planned on having to entertain himself. Flying through space at near speeds of light wasn’t exactly something that he could do without concentrating very hard and he didn’t bring anything but the essentials with him on this trip. “This music is certainly an interesting choice,” he replied with a smirk, “however I didn’t exactly bring many entertainment resources along with me, I didn’t anticipate company on this trip.” Shrugging, he slipped his hammer into the sheath for it on his right shoulder and placed his feet up on the side of a console. “Therefore, the onus to provide entertainment must fall onto you, my little blonde friend. So if movies are the only option then I shall accept.”

“Yeah alright Shakespeare it’s just coffee. No need to write a sonnet or anything.” Noh tidied up the table behind them, leaving room for them both to sit if they were so inclined, “hey I get enough shit from Quill if you’re gonna be a dick about the music you can go back to flying along through the cold vacuum of space because I do not need that kind of negafuckingtivity aboard the Marvel.” He rolled his eyes and pulled some beef jerky from a cupboard, crawling across the ceiling to another one of his bags as he chewed, “well I’m not doing a song and dance routine for you.” He plugged a hard drive that he’d retrieved into one of the screens and swiped through the files that popped up, “Well what does the god of thunder like? You have to have some input on this. All I know is you’re grumpy and sarcastic but that shit is just like looking in a mirror.”

“Shakespeare? I am not familiar with them.” Thor retorted confused by Noh-Varr’s statement, “I am afraid I do not follow. However, if you must know, I am simply speaking the proper English that my Asgardian tutors insisted that I learn. If there is another language or dialect that you would prefer to converse in, I am fluent in several languages.” Thousands of years being alive had seen to that. “I said interesting, not bad. Whilst this is not a ballad that I am used to, I am sure the bards that compose the music you enjoy are equally as skilled as the Asgardian bards.” To tell the truth he was enjoying the music. It was a nice change to what he was used to. He laughed at Noh-Varr and shrugged. “Movies are not a pass time for Asgardians, for our leisure we dedicate ourselves to the crafts and the arts, I have not even watched a movie before. I have watched what is called a television show, but that is all. So I will not be too much help, how about your favourite movie?”

Sitting for a very long moment, hanging from his perch on the ceiling, Noh-Varr let loose a very long drawn out sigh and thought, again, about the chain of events that had led to the God of Thunder currently driving him up a goddamn wall. “Okay so…. I just….. Jesus man how long have you…. Aren’t you like super old? I’ve been in this universe ten goddamn years and I know who Shakespeare is.” He took another bite from the beef jerky before waving it at Thor, “As great a goddamn show as it is we are not turning the Marvel into the Magic Goddamn Schoolbus where I teach you the glories of Shakespeare or some shit.” He dropped from the ceiling back to the floor and flipped through the movies before settling on Howl’s Moving Castle, “This has bright colors. So just…. Watch those, I guess, and sure go ahead and keep eating all the goddamn chips. I’m going to sit here and drink my coffee and regret not actually driving my ship into you.”

Frowning gently Thor shrugged more the  himself than anyone. “Aye I am well over a thousand years old, closer to two thousand than a thousand now. However, the universe is as vast as it is broad and I could not hope to know everything that it has to offer.” Pausing for a moment, he tried to imagine what the glories of Shakespeare could be. Perhaps it was some sort of weapon, the Shakespeare. He was certain it was a weapon. “I require no tutelage on the great ways of Shakespeare, I know how to read and there is this wonderful thing called Google back on Earth, you really must try it, you simply type in what you want to know and the computer provides you with information relating to that query.” Shifting more comfortably in his seat, Thor Odinson did as he was bid and reached for more chips. “Your hospitality shall not be forgotten, perhaps when we return to Earth we can share a mead together. You are 21 yes? I wouldn’t normally care, in Asgard you drink from childhood, not very much granted, but we start earlier than the humans. However they have some strange laws which make it difficult for anyone under 21 to drink.”

Noh immediately regretted snapping at Thor when the god busted out some very near pouting. “Supreme Intelligence whyyyyyyy” Noh groaned out under his breath. “Yeah cool. You do that, big guy. You seem like the kind of guy who’d enjoy Titus Andronicus so maybe start with that one. First thing I’m doing back on Earth is getting you a library card.” Propping his boots up on the table Noh watched Thor out of the corner of his eye. “I’m 22 actually. Nearly 23. While mead isn’t my drink of choice you can share a whisky sour with me. Or maybe some tequila. You seem like you’d be fun on a Tequila Tuesday.” They watched the movie in silence for a moment before Noh-Varr’s natural restlessness took hold and he started pacing the ship, tidying and fixing up as he went. “So. When you’re not going in on some snack food. What does the god of thunder actually do? We don’t have god’s where I’m from. Just one, really, but it’s not actually divine.”

Thor didn’t quite notice the words spoken quietly, little more than a mutter. Pausing for a second, he swallowed and shrugged. “Tites Andronichu,” he replied with a solemn nod, as if he knew exactly what it was that Noh-Varr was talking about. He was sure that there must be somethings that he knew better than Noh-Varr, they just hadn’t come up yet. Pausing for a second, he smirked and shrugged. “Well aren’t you getting old, do you think you’re completely done growing or might you get taller at some point?” Let it not be said that Thor wasn’t a petty or vindictive God. Like many Asgardians he was far from perfect. “Although, that being said my little friend, the sound of Tequila Tuesday is certainly enticing. Hopefully we will indulge when we return from our hunting trip.” Pausing at the question, Thor frowned. “Truthfully?” he asked, “Not a lot. I retired officially. After what happened with that Thanos. But after the assault on the United Nation’s place of strength, it became clear that I must resume my duties as protector of Midgard.”

As someone who was unfamiliar with being on the receiving end of ribbing, Noh was considering exactly how being teased so mercilessly made him feel. He couldn’t decide if it made him hate Thor or like him a little bit more. “I was created in a lab so I am sure I am exactly the height the Supreme Intelligence wanted me to be, a height, I’d like to add, that is above the Earth average for males my age.” The barbs about his height stung a little more than he’d like to admit, “we’ll take some victory shots. I know this great bar in Queens. Amazing food too.” Listening thoughtfully, Noh-Varr nodded as Thor talked. “I didn’t know you could retire from being a god. The Kree built our god ourselves, so, it’s its own separate sorta thing. But. Kind of you to swoop to Earth’s rescue again.”

“Perhaps,” Thor said, already laughing at his own joke, “you should call it the average intelligence not the supreme intelligence.” He paused for effect before continuing with his joke. “Of course I jest, I recognize that I am obnoxiously tall whilst other less fortunate beings aren’t endowed with my divine height.” He smirked gently, imaging the night that he and Noh-Varr would undoubtedly enjoy together when they made it back from space and to the fair city of New York. “I shall take you up on your offer, there is a wonderful German Pub in Brooklyn. They have divine steins of ale and larger. Much bigger than the regular glasses that the mortals on Earth seem to appear to enjoy. “Earth has swooped to my rescue more times than I could count, it has saved me in more ways than one. It seemed only just that I do the same.” Pausing for a second, Thor was about to continue speaking when an alarm went off and he heard ships swoop overhead, seeing them through the windscreen. “It appears we have company, tell me that this chariot of yours has weapons. I’d prefer not to go back out there if I could help it.”

“You did not just insult my god. You are obnoxiously tall, it’s true. Please strive not to put holes in my ceiling when you stand up. I’m far too busy to do those repairs at the moment.” Noh could easily imagine a fun night out at a bar with Thor, probably being annoyed constantly, but somehow in a fun way. “sounds like a plan, he-man. Fair warning… I can’t get drunk. So those gigantic steins of lager and ale won’t do too much for me, but I’m capable of enjoying them and some good food.” He was distracted by the alarms blaring and vaulted from the table to his pilot’s chair in one smooth motion, “We were diplomats, not idiots. Of course it has weapons.” He gestured to another seat, “looks like three Skrull cruisers. Strive to keep at least one alive for me. We can have…… a chat. In which they’ll tell me absolutely everything I want to know.”

“Don’t worry Noh-Varr, I don’t think that even my head is hard enough to crack the steel of this ship.” Thor smirked gently and decided that he liked the sound of being called he-man. Maybe that could become his code name. “If you cannot get drunk then what is the pleasure of drinking? Ale doesn’t taste as nice as many soft drinks, yet the alcoholic quality makes it worthwhile. I’d understand something like mead, but ale?” he frowned and shrugged. “Many ales taste like the scrotum of a dead badger, especially the less expensive ones.” He’d spent enough time drinking in the last two years to attest to this fact. Counting the cruisers, Thor did a little bit of battlefield calculation, deciding that it was far more likely that they were going to need him on the outside of the ship. Heading to the rear of the starship, he swept up a spare commlink and tuned into the frequency on his co-pilot’s dash. “We’re going to have to work together for this, otherwise things might get hairy.”

All joking went briefly out the window as Noh snapped into combat mode; switching on the ship’s external speakers as Thor left, “Attention Skrull vessels.” He broadened his voice into his most commanding tone, “I am Noh-Varr, Captain of the Marvel and Protector of earth. The distressingly tall and equally upsettingly handsome man leaving my vessel is the God of Thunder, also a protector of earth. You have initiated hostile actions against our planet and must answer for your crimes. You have thirty seconds to power down your weapons and submit yourself for interrogation or we will launch our attack.” He turned off the microphone and switched the speakers to play some Queen at an ear-splitting volume, one hand on the thrusters and the other the weapons system, “Alright big man. Let’s show these fuckers they attacked the wrong planet.”

Thor wouldn’t have bothered warning them. Their cowardly attack on Earth had been as unexpected as it was unprovoked. No quarter would be given here. They did not deserve it. Sighing however at Noh-Varr’s kindness, Thor hefted Stormbreaker and charged up the warhammer. “My name is Thor, King of Asgard, lord of Thunder and I shall smite every last one of you if you do not submit yourself to justice. You will return to Earth to answer for your crimes or you will die. The choice is yours.” He looked around himself, the three cruisers had turned to face them, bristling with guns that they would undoubtedly blow them out of the sky. Pushing off the Marvel, Thor floated towards a single asteroid floating adjacent to the Marvel. “They must make the first move, my honour demands it.”

Noh rolled his eyes at Thor’s comments on honor, “remember your royal thunderness I need one alive. I can’t mind control a corpse.” He activated the ship’s speakers once more, “Time’s up. Pray to whatever gods you worship for your souls… your asses are mine.” Pushing external stimulus aside Noh pushed his mind into a white state as he slammed on the thrusters. “They made the first move, Thor. When they attacked my home.” Fingers moved swiftly as he locked on and opened fire. He wasn’t concerned for Thor’s safety, but still kept an open line of communication. “Engaging center cruiser.” His voice was flat and precise, this was what he’d been bred to do. “Attempting to force left cruiser to engage my flank, use the Marvel as a shield while you engage remaining combatant.”

Speaking into his comm, Thor smirked gently. “The whole speech about death and destruction is just a speech, I don’t plan on killing any of them if I can help it.” Spinning his hammer through his hands, he charged towards the right Skrull Cruiser, thunder flashing off of the bright uru hammerhead. Lightning sparked off of his hammer before leaping the gap between them as he rocketed forward, kicking off of the asteroid behind him and slamming it against the Skrull ship which shields wavered, flashing bright purple for a moment before shattering. For someone as apparently easy going as Noh-Varr, he seemed to have a clear head in battle. Dodging a volley of laser fire from the now somewhat smouldering ship, Thor darted back and slammed his hammer into the ship once more, sending sparks flying through space. “Disable this one?” he asked, “Or do you think that I should destroy it and send a message?”

Watching dispassionately as Thor made short work of the cruiser he’d focused on, Noh-Varr unleashed the full complement of the Marvel’s weapons on the other ship that he’d engaged. As he manouvered to keep Thor separated from the third Skrull ship he ripped through the enemy’s shields and fired the kill shot that ruptured their engine core, “destroy it. We’ll disable and capture the third one.” His mind moved nearly as fast as his hands on the controls, positioning the Marvel in such a way where Thor could leap off of it to the third vessel, “I trust you’ll stay out of the way of my weaponry?” It wasn’t really a question; he knew Thor was competent enough to avoid getting hit, “If you disable their shields I can incapacitate their engines. They will be dead in the water as it were.”

Summoning a bolt of lightning in space was difficult, Thor wanted everyone to know how much effort he had to go through to get the move that he was about to try and pull off, to work. As the lightning flashed and sparked into the engine of the Skrull ship, setting it ablaze with all but impossibly hot flames taking hold of the craft, Thor propelled himself off of an asteroid one more time, slamming Stormbreaker through the ship and crashing through it in a heavy explosion. “It is destroyed.” He said before nodding and zooming into action. “Do your best not to hit me, I’d certainly consider it a professional courtesy if nothing else.” He smirked gently and spun his hammer in space once more, flipping it end over end braggadociously before slamming it against the shields, which vibrated angrily but held until his second hammer strike shattered it. “Destroy their engines, scupper this ship before it can escape.”  

Watching Thor work was nearly intoxicating. The sheer power he wielded was nearly beyond comprehension; but Noh was a warrior of the Kree, and wouldn’t allow the distraction, “I will do my best.” He intoned in somber tones before watching Thor eviscerate the last ship’s shields. With laser precision, Noh-Varr crippled the engines before standing and activating the comms again, “Remaining Skrull vessel!” He allowed the white state to slip, pushing all of his anger at the attack into his voice, “Prepare to be boarded! Any attempt to activate your weapons system will see you obliterated. You will submit to capture and interrogation or you will submit to death!” Maneuvering the Marvel close to the other ship he initiated docking procedures “Care to come aboard again, blondie? The fun’s just about to start. You don’t wanna miss this shit.”

Stepping on board the Marvel, Thor nodded at Noh-Varr and for the first time since the battle started he allowed himself to relax. “The fun started moments ago when they decided to attack us!” Thor boomed good naturedly with a bright grin. Hefting his warhammer as the doors opened to the crippled Skrull ship, Thor took one last look at Noh-Varr before stepping into the alien craft. Though he had had encounters with Skrulls before, he’d never fought on one of their ships and he wasn’t exactly relishing the opportunity now. There were several places he’d rather be than here. “Stand down,” he shouted to the first Skrull, who didn’t listen and tried to shoot him with an energy weapon of some sort. Sighing dejectedly, Thor smacked him on the head sending him slumping to the floor unconscious. “Anyone else?” he asked, “I am Thor, son of Odin, Lord of Asgard and you will stand down or you shall die.”

Stepping out of the white state and back into reality always left Noh feeling slightly staticky, and in this instance more than a little ill-tempered. He watched Thor backhand a Skrull into unconsciousness before sighing. “He even warned you fuckers. It’s not like that came out of nowhere.” One of the other Skrull decided to make a full tilt run at Noh, which he responded by growing one of his nails and implanting it in the Skrull’s chest. A quick kick sent him flying backwards and a thought from Noh detonated the nail, eviscerating the Skrull, and unfortunately killing his remaining crew mates. “Fuck” he spat out succinctly, as he wandered over to the one Thor had knocked unconscious. “You seem like you know how to tie a guy up.” He threw over his shoulder casually with a wink, “Wanna do the honors and we’ll bring this guy back to Earth and maybe I’ll buy you a burrito for not being the most annoying person I’ve ever been partnered with.”

Thor held the Skrull up by the scruff of their neck and shook them gently before rumaging around in the Skrull’s ship for anything resembling rope. Binding the Skrull together with his hands and feet behind his back, Thor hoisted him up so that his back was arched and his stomach hung towards the ground. “Exploding finger nails?” he asked incredulously, “What else is it that you can do?” He was curious at exactly what capabilities this Noh-Varr had. Could he do something else other than firing his cells and combusting them? “Really? There is someone less annoying than I?” he asked with a smirk, “I am pleased to have earned the honour of not being the most annoying person that you have ever worked with, I really wish that I could say the same.” He tried to keep a straight face for a moment, but he broke out into a laugh. “I only jest, you’re not the most annoying partner I’ve ever had. Quill gets that honour.”

Pursing his lips archly, Noh-Varr managed an expansive shrug within the confines of the Skrull ship, “I’ve got a few tricks up my sleeve. That’s what happens when you’re genetically engineered to be a warrior. Like this one!” He leaned in and spat neatly on the Skrull’s face. “In about thirty seconds he’s going to start having some hallucinations. About fifteen after that I’ll gain some very rudimentary mind control over him. Useful for interrogations. Not for first dates.” They walked back to the Marvel and Noh flipped him off over his shoulder, “I know for a fact I’m leagues less annoying than Quill is. Ive got better taste in music, I’m cuter, and I’ve got better tactical skills. You keep on comparing me to him and you’re out a burrito, sass-mouth.”

Raising an eyebrow gently, Thor made a mental note that there was a real possibility that Noh-Varr was not someone to be trifled with. After all, there was nothing stopping him from using these tricks on whoever he really pleased. “I’ll have to pick up some tricks so that I can keep pace with you!” he said barking out a laugh. Shrugging gently, he nodded and hauled the Skrull off of the floor and into his friends ship. “It is not difficult to do any of those things, after all, you said it yourself. You’re engineered to be a warrior and Quill, Quill is just a human after all.”

Firing up the Marvel’s engines, Noh turned his weapons on the last ship and obliterated it. No sense in leaving it behind, “I’ll see if I can’t put in a good word for you with the Supreme Intelligence, but I don’t think it’s taking applicants for modification right now.” He turned the ship back towards earth and turned up the music, and turned to smile at Thor, “That almost sounds like a compliment, Thor. Better watch out. I might think you actually want to be your friend.” He put his boots up on the console and heaved a contented sigh. Another mission well done.

[gotyouanyway]

be my baby just makes me think of the end of young avengers vol2

[scarlet--wiccan]

your ideal billy/teddy duo comic (plot, character designs, artists and writers involved etc)

One thing that I've always wanted to see is a comic about Billy and/or Teddy that was produced entirely by mlm creators. Vecchio, Robles and Gracia are all gay artists who've worked with the characters on recent titles, and I'm eager to see more from them. While none of these artists have ever shown the characters in a way that exactly suits my wants, they've each demonstrated a clear personal vision of who Billy and Teddy are that I can respect. I find that Vecchio and Robles, as illustrators, both articulate a gay sensibility in their designs and are able to represent a range of gay identities and expressions with not only dignity, but real love, which is frustratingly hard to come by. Oh, also, Kevin Wada covers, because duh.

Writers are a little bit more difficult for me. I love Anthony Oliviera and I know that he's got a lot of ideas for the characters, so I'd be delighted to see anything that he might pitch. Vecchio also does write, and his creator-owned series, Sereno, is an urban superhero story in a modern fantasy setting-- something he describes as Batman Beyond meets Sailor Moon. Based on that, I think he'd do a great job telling a story about a witch and shapeshifter from New York. I know that Sina doesn't work for Marvel anymore, but I've always wished he could've done Billy and Teddy in a sweet little rom-com miniseries, or even just a single issue special. He's particularly good at writing tender, funny, and just unapologetically gay characters who signal authentic elements of our culture and community without making them cheap or laughable. That is a quality which I find essential for Billy and Teddy, and it's part of why I want more mlm creators to work with them.

If you had asked me this question last year, I would have had an easier time pitching ideas for these characters. I'm eager to see what the future holds for them, but "rulers of an interplanetary nation" was never part of my vision for how Billy and Teddy would be spending their early twenties. I did have this idea for an ongoing series about their "college years", wherein Billy would be studying magic with Wanda and Agatha, and Teddy would work part time with Carol or Alpha Flight while attending community college or learning a trade, like piercing or tattoo artistry. The idea was that they'd often spend time apart, as they'd each be focusing on their own careers and having individual storylines, but they'd always come home to each other at the end of the day and lend each other support, in ways both mundane and super-heroic.

I used to imagine that they'd stay in that nice apartment Sunspot got them, which would act as sort of a crash pad/base of operations for a revolving cast of their friends. They could convert one of the rooms into a magical sanctum for Billy, and another into a study room or art studio for Teddy. Tommy, America, Kate, or whoever could crash on their sofa whenever they're in town or need to do a team-up. Wanda could help Billy ward the apartment so that he and America are the only ones who can portal in and out, but then Loki would find a way to get around the wards and cause trouble, and there'd be a whole dramatic reunion. The whole idea could easily be adapted as a Young Avengers ongoing if you widened the focus from the main couple and treated it as an ensemble piece with individually chunked plot-arcs, much like the original series.

Unfortunately, that idea no longer holds as much water as I'd like because, for one thing, they lost that apartment and never explained why-- it seems like it was passively retconned out in between New Avengers and Death's Head. More importantly, they now live in space, with Teddy being a busy ruler of an interstellar Alliance, and Billy his prince-consort.

I would still like to explore the idea of them pursuing separate goals and working in separate fields while never being truly apart. Empyre introduced a clever plot device wherein Billy is now able to sense Teddy's location and teleport to him instantly, no matter the distance, which, I assume, works in reverse as well. This feat of magic is made possible by their marriage, which binds them symbolically and draws on the power of their love. They can go anywhere and do anything on their own, and still be together again at a moments' notice, which is super romantic and also affords them more flexibility than most superhero couples. I would still pitch a series about Billy doing magic work on Earth while Teddy does diplomacy in space, and one can always warp to the other when they need backup fighting a bad guy. They could even switch back and forth between staying on Teddy's throne-ship, and getting cozy at Billy's little Manhattan apartment when they want to get away from it all.

I guess my final answer is that I want the two of them to be fully realized, individual characters whose love is illustrated through mutual support rather than, like, being glued to each other's hips. The things that I want to see Billy doing are very far removed from the things that I want to see Teddy doing. Superhero characters tend to lose momentum when you marry them off, and superhero couples tend to fizzle when you keep them apart, but Billy and Teddy's unique strength is that they're never truly apart, and their relationship never seems to lose steam-- they've been a pair from the start, and... they're a little obsessed with each other.

The Billy story that I most want to see right now is a full Maximoff team-up. It could go in one of two directions: A) a quest to uncover Natalya's history and finally vanquish the Emerald Warlock, in which they're waylaid by Doom and other magic villains from their past, while teaming up with their magical friends around the world-- basically a sequel to Scarlet Witch; or, B) a showdown with Krakoa and a resolution of their relationship with Erik, which, best case scenario, partially reverses the Axis retcon and proves once and for all that the Maximoffs are mutants. If we got a longer series, we could actually do both plots-- they learn something about Natalya which leads them back to Erik, and the two arcs become a larger story.

The Teddy story that I most want to see is a Guardians-esque space romp with political elements featuring Teddy, Xavin and Noh-Varr as, like, a sexy-alien-boys version of the Gullwings from Final Fantasy X. Does that make sense? I don't have a great grasp on the political landscape of Marvel Space so it's a little hard for me to come up with details, but I know that the status quo has been totally upended, so there are going to be different factions and movements springing up, and likely no shortage of villains and space monsters rearing their heads when the dust of the war has fully settled. Teddy's a monarch now, but he's also been set up as this Arthurian hero-king, so I think there's still room for him to go on adventures and fight his own battles with his magic sword and, maybe, a crew of loyal space knights.

Having said aaaallll of that, I would absolutely die for a full-on fantasy adventure story with Billy and Teddy. I mean, Teddy's a king with a magic sword and his husband is a super-powerful witch. It's gotta happen. I'd actually be into them having a rematch with Mother, who is a pretty adaptable villain, in that her abilities and motives will differ depending on how she's been summoned. I'd also really like them to have a chance to go up against Sequoia directly, and on more even grounds. Quoi is such a great enemy for them because they represent the same generation of Avengers babies, and, actually, Quoi's origins are directly tied to Billy's-- their respective parents had a double wedding together. Sequoia and Teddy's arcs in Empyre paralleled and contrasted each other beautifully, but the two characters had no meaningful interactions. I want to see thems as arch rivals, and maybe, begrudgingly.... friends? Plus, I love that they're both alien princes who live in sci-fi stories, but whose aesthetics and powers are pure fantasy-- Quoi's a dryad wizard and Teddy is King Arthur, if King Arthur was a gay anthropomorphic dragon.

Anyways, that's my Wiccan+Hulkling pitch. The first arc is Billy and Teddy facing off against Sequoia in a magic forest that he's grown on his new planet, only to find out that they've been set up by Mother.

In the second arc, the three of them grudgingly team up against Mother while hashing out their shared backstories and giving Quoi, who's literally never had peers to relate to, a chance to fully come to grips with the way he was conditioned and manipulated by his father. Instead of conjuring dead parents, Mother seems to be able to summon dead children, which makes her particularly dangerous around the Cotati, Kree and Skrull, who've just emerged from a war and have countless recent dead.

In the third arc, Mother has freed R'kll and they've set their sights on Earth. Billy heads out with America and Tommy to ask Loki for advice on defeating her, while Teddy brings Sequoia before the Avengers as his charge in order to ensure that Quoi receives provisional immunity.

Loki is able to provide insight on how Mother might have been summoned and what the parameters might be for breaking the spell that's tethering her to Earth-616. It turns out that Mother is essentially holding Anelle's soul hostage and has been appearing to R'kll in her form. Mother's hold, at this point, has spread to the entire Alliance, and Teddy will have to defeat her or else she'll use it to destroy Earth and decimate his nation in the process.

Teddy recruits Wanda to help face Mother down. (side note, I'm desperate to see more of their relationship as in-laws.) Wanda agrees to work with Sequoia but insists on calling Mantis and making them talk.

The final showdown is the three boys, plus Wanda and Mantis, against Mother, R'kll, and an army of dead alien soldiers. Mantis and Wanda are able to pull Anelle's soul from Mother's grasp, but this doesn't banish her-- Mother's true anchor was R'kll, who'd been carrying Anelle's ghost in her heart ever since the destruction of Tarnax.

R'kll believes that she's always acted in the best interest of her nation, and she thought that bringing back Teddy's mother would finally make him see her way. Anelle and Teddy have a tearful reunion, but he admits that the only mother he's really mourned was the woman who raised him.

Wanda, Mantis, and Anelle, as a trio of mothers united with their lost sons, are able to reverse and seal Mother's power, which was based on lost children. They are not able to banish her, however, until R'kll steps forward and sacrifices herself, believing now that the best she can do for her nation is to rid the Alliance of the curse she brought upon it.

R'kll and Anelle begin to dissipate, but R'kll's sacrifice has called forth the spirit of Mrs. Altman, who is finally granted some closure and dignity in death by getting a chance to see how far Teddy's come and the peace that he's built in her memory.

Lots of crying! I made this sad. I'm sorry.

[ao3feed-youngavengers]

From light to darkness

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3yzvUaP

by SSminos

The adventures of the Young Avengers and Runaways in an alternate Harry Potter universe.

Due to unexpected circumstances Billy Kaplan discovers that he is a wizard and that the world around him there are fantastic creatures and a hidden world from the eyes of the Muggles, when he least expected it Billy embarks on a journey in the distant lands of Scotland to attend in the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

¡It’s Crazy! A fantasy come true ¿what could go wrong?

Well, many things...

Words: 7827, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel (Comics), Young Avengers (Comics), Runaways (Comics), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Journey into Mystery, Cthulhu Mythos - H. P. Lovecraft, X-Men - All Media Types

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death

Categories: F/M, M/M, F/F, Multi, Other

Characters: Billy Kaplan, Teddy Altman (Marvel), Tommy Shepherd, Kate Bishop, Elijah Bradley, Victor Mancha, America Chavez, Noh-Varr (Marvel), Nate Richards (Young Avengers), Kid Loki (Young Avengers), Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Ororo Munroe, Scott Summers, Sam Wilson (Marvel), Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Kurt Wagner, Logan (X-Men), Ultron (Marvel), Erik Lehnsherr, Pietro Maximoff, Wanda Maximoff, Mar-Vell, Carol Danvers, Lorna Dane, Julio Richter, Family Pym (Marvel), Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Chthon (Marvel), Johnny Storm, Other Marvel Characters

Relationships: Teddy Altman/Billy Kaplan/Loki, Billy Kaplan/Tommy Shepherd, Kate Bishop/Noh-Varr, Kate Bishop/Tommy Shepherd

Additional Tags: Mystery, Action/Adventure, Alternate Universe - High School, Alternate Universe - Supernatural Elements, Lovecraftian, Survival Horror

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3yzvUaP

[marvellfashion]

Here is a collection of links with the characters that have appeared on edits! 

A

Abigail Brand

Agatha Harkness

Alison Blair

Amadeus Cho

Amelia Voght

America Chavez

Ami Han 

Amka Aliyak

Amora

Angela 

Angelica Jones

Anna Marie

Anya Corazon  

Andromeda

Attuma

Ava Ayala

Avril Kincaid

Ayo

Azazel

B

Ben Grimm

Ben Riley

Betsy Braddock

Billy Kaplan 

Blackagar Boltagon

Bob Reynolds

Bobbi Morse

Bobby Drake 

Brian Braddock

Bruce Banner 

Bucky Barnes

C

Carol Danvers

Cassandra Web 

Charles Xavier 

Chase Stein 

Cindy Moon 

Clint Barton 

D

Daimon Hellstrom 

Daken Akihiro

Dani Moonstar 

Danny Rand

David Alleyne 

Dia Sloane

Doreen Green

E

Eden Fesi

Eddie Brock

Elektra Natchios

Elizabeth Twoyoungmen

Ellie Wilson 

Elsa Bloodstone

Emma Frost

Enchantress

Eric Brooks 

F

Fantomex

Felicia Hardy

Flash Thompson

Frank Castle

G

Gabby Kinney 

Gamora

Gaveendra Seven 

Gert Yorkes

Greer Grant

Gwen Stacy

Gwendolyn Pool 

I

Ikaris

Illyana Rasputin 

Isca

H

Hank McCoy

Heather Douglas

Hela

Hepzibah

Hildegarde

Hobie Brown 

Hope Summers 

J

Jacques Duquesne

James Rhodes

Jane Foster

Janet Van Dyne

Jean Grey

Jean-Paul Beaubier 

Jeanne-Marie Beaubier 

Jennifer Kale

Jennifer Takeda

Jennifer Walters

Jericho Drumm

Jessan Hoan

Jessica Drew

Jessica Jones

Jhonny Storm

Joanna Cargill

Joaquin Torres

Jocasta Pym

Jubilation Lee

Julia Carpenter 

Julio Richter

K

Kamala Khan

Karl Morgenthau

Karnilla

Karolina Dean

Kate Bishop

Kelda

Kingo Sunen

Kitty Pryde

Kurt Wagner

Kushala

Kwannon

L

Laura Kinney

Leiko Wu 

Lily Cromwell

Llyra

Logan Howlett

Loki Laufeyson

Lorna Dane

Lucas Bishop

Luke Cage

Lunella Lafayette

M

Madam Slay

Madelyne Pryor

Makari

Mantis

Marc Spector

Mary Jane Watson

Matt Murdock

Maximus Boltagon

May Parker 

Maya Lopez

Medusalith Amaquelin 

Megan Gwynn

Meggan Braddock 

Mephisto

Miguel O’Hara

Miles Morales

Misty Knight

Molly Hayes 

Monica Rambeau

Moon Dragon

More

Morgan Le Fay

N

Nadia Van Dyne

Namor Mckenzie

Namora

Namorita

Natasha Romanoff

Nathan Summers 

Nebula

Neena Thurman

Nico Minoru

Noh-Varr

O

Odin Borson

Okoye

Ororo Munroe

Oubliette Midas

P

Patsy Walker 

Pearl Pangan

Pepper Potts

Peter Parker

Peter Quill

Peter Rasputin 

Phastos

Phyla-Vell

Pietro Maximoff

Princess Fen

Q

Quoi 

R

Rachel Grey 

Radha Dastoor

Ramonda

Raven Darkholme

Reed Richards

Remy LeBeau 

Richard Rider

Ripley Ryan 

Riri Williams

Roberto Da Costa 

S

Sam Alexander

Sam Wilson

Satana Hellstrom

Saya Ishii

Scott Summers

Sebastian Shaw

Selene

Sersi

Shang-Chi

Sharon Carter

Shaylee Moonpeddle

Shiklah

Shuri

Sif

Silver Fox

Silvija Sablinova

Simon Williams

Spidesonas

Sprite

Stephen Strange

Steve Rogers

Sue Storm 

T

Tabitha Smith

Takeshi Matsuya 

Tandy Bowen

Tania Toomes

T’Challa

Teddy Altman 

Thena

Theresa Cassidy 

Thor

Tommy Shepherd

Tony Stark

Trevor Hawkins

Tyrone Johnson

V

Valkyrie

Venus 

Victor Von Doom

Vision

Viv Vision

W

Wade Wilson

Wanda Maximoff

Warda Wilson 

Warren Worthington III

X

Xi’an Coy Manh

Y

Yao

Yelena Belova

Yuriko Oyama

Z

Zebediah Killgrave

Zelma Stanton

Zoe Laveau

Zuras

[catboymuqing-moving]

[kotofvi]

Cora Tidbit!!

Cora has such a long and complex Family list I cackle whenever I try to explain it-- The gist is this: Cora was adopted by Bambi and then adopted by Jason (Batfam) who was dating Bambi at the time, hence her being a Costello-Todd instead of just a Costello. She’s related to the Glitch fam, which broadens into the Superfam ‘cause Abbi adopted Jet’s Kon-El too. Needless to say, this is gon’ be messy-- Gonna Bold the ones she interacts with the most outside of my own muses. Glitch Fam: 

Bambi: Pare (Father) Dirk: Great Grandpa  Seb: Grandpa Abbi: Auntie  Lei: Auntie  Alphie: Auntie  Ollie: Uncle  Sammie: Uncle  Poppie: Auntie  Lucie: Auntie 

@solaoccasum​ Fam: 

Kakuzu: Uncle, adopted him herself, she loves (1) grump with her whole soul and she will FIGHT YOU over him in a HEARTBEAT. No cap, you will not survive her fury.  

@intrvso​ Batfam/Superfam: 

Jason Todd: Papa (Father) (Would break your entire body into pieces and wouldn’t even give you the afforded gift of death because she’d have Abbi bring you back to do it again if you ever hurt her papa.)  Alfred Pennyworth: Grandpa (Would curse you out like an elegant beast over him while beating you with a brick if you ever disrespect him with her around.)   Damian Wayne: Lil Brother (You can fight her on this, she doesn’t care if he’s technically her uncle HE’S YOUNGER THAN HER AND TINY. Whenever she sees his “mother” she goes into attack mode and protects him viciously. Specifically relative to: @parantapa​‘s Damian.)  Dick Grayson: Uncle (She can and will skin you alive over this soft uncle of hers, do not mistake her, you won’t live to see the next day) Tim Drake: Uncle (Calls him her Cousin tho ‘cause Abbi p much adopted him)  Bruce Wayne: Grandpa (Disowns him every other week)  Selina Kyle: Grandma  Kate Kane: Auntie  Stephanie Brown: Auntie  Terry McGinnis: Lil Brother (You can fight her on this one too)  Barbra Gordon: Auntie  Duke Thomas: Uncle  Cassandra Cain: Auntie  Tiffany Fox: Auntie  Artemis: Auntie (Through adoptive measures by Cora herself for her being on Jason’s team) Titus: Doggo, gives him more attention than she does Damian sometimes. Ace: Doggo, always carries treats for him and plays with him and Terry. Bats in the Batcave: She plays with them when she’s ignoring Bruce.

Martha Kent: Granny. (She will legitimately break you over her, do not even try it, you’ll be sold on the black market in PIECES)  Jonathan Kent: Grandpa. (Same as above, mess with her grandkents and you’ll fucking perish)  Kal-El (Clark Kent): Uncle. ( @ruinae​ The only Superman Abbi will ever fight with over adopting his kids lmao. )  Bizarro: Uncle (She loves him so much okay, he’s perfect as he is and you can FIGHT HER, adopted him as Uncle through his being on Jason’s Team)  Kara Zor-El: Auntie.  Kon-El (Connor Kent): Cousin. (Adopted by Abbi, will pluck your eyes out with her claws if you touch him.)  Jon Kent: Cousin (Fave tiny cousin, will smite you if you bully him.)  Chris Kent: Cousin (Will demolish you if you lay a finger on him.)  Kenan Kong: Cousin  Krypto: Doggo. (BEST SUPERDOG!! Plays with him often)  Alien Fam: (@intrvso​ again)

Noh-Varr: Grandpa (Dating Seb, therefore, he grandpa Noh and she’ll kick you in the throat over him.) 

Other relations: (My other muse that’s involved)

Raven: Uncle (Dating Dick Grayson, therefore, UNCLE DEMON AHOY. They get along really well, a) because he treats her uncle well and b) because he loves Terry as much as she does) 

[dysfunctionjunctionrp]

Cecilia Reyes, Gregory P. Salinger, Loki Laufeyson, Mac Gargan, and Shatterstar have been taken!

Billy Russo and Doreen Green have been dropped!

Daniel Rand, David Alleyene, Kate Bishop, Longshot, and Scott Lang have been reserved!

Restricted: Cassie Lang and Teddy Altman  Banned: America Chavez, Billy Kaplan, Nathaniel Richards, Noh-Varr 

[qwilll]

🎭 for ! noh varr ! or? yana or literally any of my muses tbh

I legit know nothing about Yana or Magik aside from the quick - fire research of ur blog  +  wikipedia but   ...   Ania Bukstein

@vindictar    /    p.    /    sel. 

[ao3feed-lokiangst]

From light to darkness

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3yzvUaP

by SSminos

The adventures of the Young Avengers and Runaways in an alternate Harry Potter universe.

Due to unexpected circumstances Billy Kaplan discovers that he is a wizard and that the world around him there are fantastic creatures and a hidden world from the eyes of the Muggles, when he least expected it Billy embarks on a journey in the distant lands of Scotland to attend in the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

¡It’s Crazy! A fantasy come true ¿what could go wrong?

Well, many things...

Words: 7827, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel (Comics), Young Avengers (Comics), Runaways (Comics), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Journey into Mystery, Cthulhu Mythos - H. P. Lovecraft, X-Men - All Media Types

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death

Categories: F/M, M/M, F/F, Multi, Other

Characters: Billy Kaplan, Teddy Altman (Marvel), Tommy Shepherd, Kate Bishop, Elijah Bradley, Victor Mancha, America Chavez, Noh-Varr (Marvel), Nate Richards (Young Avengers), Kid Loki (Young Avengers), Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Ororo Munroe, Scott Summers, Sam Wilson (Marvel), Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Kurt Wagner, Logan (X-Men), Ultron (Marvel), Erik Lehnsherr, Pietro Maximoff, Wanda Maximoff, Mar-Vell, Carol Danvers, Lorna Dane, Julio Richter, Family Pym (Marvel), Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Chthon (Marvel), Johnny Storm, Other Marvel Characters

Relationships: Teddy Altman/Billy Kaplan/Loki, Billy Kaplan/Tommy Shepherd, Kate Bishop/Noh-Varr, Kate Bishop/Tommy Shepherd

Additional Tags: Mystery, Action/Adventure, Alternate Universe - High School, Alternate Universe - Supernatural Elements, Lovecraftian, Survival Horror

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3yzvUaP

[jacelightbourneart]

The hero known as Noh-Varr has utilized numerous aliases, Marvel Boy in his time with the West Coast Avengers and Young Avengers, and Protector as part of the New Avengers. Though he originally sought to destroy humanity to avenge his parents' deaths, Noh-Varr eventually became a hero during the Avengers vs X-Men storyline, and in Secret Invasion. As a member of the Guardians of the Galaxy, Noh-Varr has mingled his Kree interests with the rest of the universe. Romantically, he has been linked with women, and one recent romantic interest however is the hero Hercules. With his insect like abilities, superhuman physiology and technological weaponry, Noh-Varr is a Marvel Boy indeed. #pencilsketch #pencilart #pencilshading #pencildrawing #pencil #artist #artwork #artph #art #drawing #draw #marveluniverse #marvel #marvelcomics #avengers #youngavengers #guardiansofthegalaxy #newavengers #westcoastavengers #marvelboy #protectormarvel #nohvarr #fanart #marvelfanart #kree #captainmarvel https://www.instagram.com/p/CK8pYIVMJZU/?igshid=1ds8o3fxj5vgh

[terribletriplefeatures]

WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME AL EWING'S WRITINT A GUARDIANS BOOK WITH QUILL, ROCKET, THE SPACE LESBIANS, NOH-VARR, AND NOVA!?!?!?!? Art by Juann Cabal and Federico Blee #gotg #guardiansofthegalaxy #alewing #juanncabal #federicoblee #starlord #peterquil #nova #richardrider #rocketracoon #marvelboy #nohvarr #phylavell #moondragon (at Baltimore, Maryland) https://www.instagram.com/p/CCr5r5WAaBh/?igshid=34iog3m5d8dk

[osfabulososxmen]

Guardians of the Galaxy ☄ Senhor das Estrelas, Rocket, Serpente da Lua, Nova, Phylla-Vell e Noh-Varr! 🔥 Art by Juann Cabal ✏ #guardiansofthegalaxy #comics #guardianesdelagalaxia #serpentedalua #moondragon #love #serpentcomics #starlord #rocketracoon #nova #planet #coronavirus #marvelcosplay #lol #moondragoncosplay #phylavell #marvelboy #marvelstudios #marvelcomics #xmen #xmencomics #variantcover #gaybrasil #gaynerd #gaygeek #comiccover #marvels #avengers #universo #marvel (em Saturno) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-HXiptB6-r/?igshid=1mium9ix6fd97

[apprcnticesuprcmc]

gUYS THINK ABOUT THIS THOUGH

tHIS COULD TOTALLY WORK

there they are the boyfriends

We’ve already got instances of tommy messing with technology and shit and being incredibly good at it. He probably had a little training to get the logistics of how to build these things, but the place where the two of them are working is also s u p e r cheap so i cant imagine the training was fantastic. And even if it wasn’t the worst, it probably wouldn’t have been fast enough for Tommy, so he would have tried to skip ahead a lot. There definitely has to be a level of intuition going into how he interacts with this stuff so easily

tommy pls ur being all angsty like your uncle stop that

And then we learn that tommy is off in space with noh varr who, as we’ve seen in the past, is knowledgable about technology and science well beyond that of even geniuses like Tony Stark. Really, if we’re gonna put my speedster son out in the stars with marvel boy like this then we might as well let him have some obvious benefits here. Could you imagine the first time Noh-Varr was like I can’t tell you about this and Tommy being like okay then I’ll figure it out myself bye and freaking just does that-- he would be all smug about it for days and poor noh is just....??? so confused???

tony stark’s ai is like ‘’oh speed ur smart now nice come do this thing ill give u a pony’’ and noh is like ‘’no he cant do that its not--’’ ‘’lol sure i want a pony thatd be hilarious’’ ‘’tommy no’’

and it also fits really well with that whole logic and science thing ive been running with for him for a while? Like, Billy’s powers are very emotional like the rest of the magnets, so tommy’s would probably mimic the robots a lot more. he is technically part synthazoid, right? he probably is just tapped into that part of himself more than billy is and can literally just ask most technology how it works, so to speak. hell, given enough practice he can probably start just telling it how to act and have it respond to him, like giving a command code. one minute you’re trying to use your microwave and the next tommy has convinced it it would be more funny if it started playing pong.

less making out more making a break for it, boys

also, going along with that whole intuitive thing I mentioned earlier, tommy seems to know a lot about his own powers for someone that is a high school dropout and spent a great deal of time literally just locked in a cell. Maybe the scientists told him how it worked, but I kinda doubt they would want to give him anything that might help him escape given how little they could do when he finally did escape. He knows exactly how fast he has to vibrate to not only blow things up, but also literally calculated exactly just how fast he has be to safely transfer himself and two other people through a solid wall without making them explode. Sure, there might have been some guesstimating there, but that was a hell of a chance to take for how confident he seems to be in his own ability. 

anyways, long story short, bring tommy back and make him the tech genius to mirror billy’s magic we all know he should be