#;; ᴘʀɪsᴏɴ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋ ( ᶜʰᵃʳᵃᶜᵗᵉʳ )

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Erik Lehnsherr + That fond little look he gives his grandchildren: A Masterpost

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Can we talk about how dramatic absolutely all of Vision's kids are, though?

Billy: Why have a cape when you could be a tent?  Tommy: “I’m FINE, if ANYONE cares.” Viv: emotions_are_for_bitches.exe 

The poor guy has his work cut out for him with all these extra teenagers.

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ᵒᵘᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵐᵃᵍᶦᶜ.so, i am aware that david is probably dead in the HOM verse but consider...

he’s not and he meets prince thomas of genosha through some rebellion meeting idk and they start dating but in secret and so is billy with teddy. the two of them are always laying around in their downtime in the castle complaining about not being able to bring their boyfriends home

sometimes they will stand within earshot of magneto and be like “mAN IF ONLY WE COULD BRING PEOPLE HOME WITHOUT oUR GRANDFATHER IMMEDIATELY ARRESTING THEM” and they make it seem like hes being ridiculously overprotective

but really theyre just dating terrorists and erik is just there like “boys pls u did this to urselves.”

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you know what I would love to see??

i would love to see a run with billy and tommy coming together and while billy’s been learning about the magical properties of other worlds and dimensions, tommy’s been spending his time in space learning about the science of other worlds and universes. Like, they get back together and billy’s got all these new abilities and spells and tommy is just decked out in the coolest space tech. He just got wicked smart when it came to like machines and stuff so he comes back to earth and just groans about how everything is worse and how he’s supposed to get anything done on such slow and archaic machines??

david and tommy flirting in really complicated formulas and math the way that billy and teddy flirt in nerdisms

And then consider billy and tommy both just??? literally being unable to comprehend the other 

“magic isn’t real you’re just doing some science nonsense I don’t know yet”  “that’s a fake equation and you know it” 

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tommy shepherd + receiving physical affection

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gUYS THINK ABOUT THIS THOUGH

tHIS COULD TOTALLY WORK

there they are the boyfriends

We’ve already got instances of tommy messing with technology and shit and being incredibly good at it. He probably had a little training to get the logistics of how to build these things, but the place where the two of them are working is also s u p e r cheap so i cant imagine the training was fantastic. And even if it wasn’t the worst, it probably wouldn’t have been fast enough for Tommy, so he would have tried to skip ahead a lot. There definitely has to be a level of intuition going into how he interacts with this stuff so easily

tommy pls ur being all angsty like your uncle stop that

And then we learn that tommy is off in space with noh varr who, as we’ve seen in the past, is knowledgable about technology and science well beyond that of even geniuses like Tony Stark. Really, if we’re gonna put my speedster son out in the stars with marvel boy like this then we might as well let him have some obvious benefits here. Could you imagine the first time Noh-Varr was like I can’t tell you about this and Tommy being like okay then I’ll figure it out myself bye and freaking just does that-- he would be all smug about it for days and poor noh is just....??? so confused???

tony stark’s ai is like ‘’oh speed ur smart now nice come do this thing ill give u a pony’’ and noh is like ‘’no he cant do that its not--’’ ‘’lol sure i want a pony thatd be hilarious’’ ‘’tommy no’’

and it also fits really well with that whole logic and science thing ive been running with for him for a while? Like, Billy’s powers are very emotional like the rest of the magnets, so tommy’s would probably mimic the robots a lot more. he is technically part synthazoid, right? he probably is just tapped into that part of himself more than billy is and can literally just ask most technology how it works, so to speak. hell, given enough practice he can probably start just telling it how to act and have it respond to him, like giving a command code. one minute you’re trying to use your microwave and the next tommy has convinced it it would be more funny if it started playing pong.

less making out more making a break for it, boys

also, going along with that whole intuitive thing I mentioned earlier, tommy seems to know a lot about his own powers for someone that is a high school dropout and spent a great deal of time literally just locked in a cell. Maybe the scientists told him how it worked, but I kinda doubt they would want to give him anything that might help him escape given how little they could do when he finally did escape. He knows exactly how fast he has to vibrate to not only blow things up, but also literally calculated exactly just how fast he has be to safely transfer himself and two other people through a solid wall without making them explode. Sure, there might have been some guesstimating there, but that was a hell of a chance to take for how confident he seems to be in his own ability. 

anyways, long story short, bring tommy back and make him the tech genius to mirror billy’s magic we all know he should be

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❝ It’s damn good to be king. ❞

House Of M Aesthetics ↪︎ Royal Family

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Anyone in the Magnet family: [gives the twins a hug and tells them they are loved]

Me: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

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Gay baby hands: A Masterlist

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Billy: I am the responsible twin.

Tommy: I'm calling bullshit.

Billy: [Has put people in comas on multiple occasions]

Billy: [Is unafraid of picking fights with people 2 or 3 times his size]

Billy: [Set fire to a cathedral]

Billy: [Regularly walks out on adults trying to hold reasonable conversations with him]

Billy: [Invaded Latveria, BY HIMSELF]

Billy: [Is always prepared to take on both the X-Men and the Avengers, but especially the Avengers... Sometimes both at once]

Billy: [Invited a parasite doppelgänger of his boyfriend's mother to his reality]

Billy: [Probably would befriend a supervillain because "idk they SEEMED nice??"]

Everyone Else: ...

Everyone Else: Yeah, Billy seems pretty responsible.

Tommy: a RE YOU KI D DI N G M E ?????

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You: Billy is a mini Wanda and Tommy is a mini Pietro.

Me, an intellectual: Billy is a mini Pietro and Tommy is a mini Wanda.

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Billy: Tommy? Problematic-- 0/10 Would sell for a single cornchip

Anyone: Tommy has done [this thing] wrong--

Billy: ???? My brother?? Whom I love?? Is perfect??? He has never done anything wrong in his L I F E. Unrealistic. BLOCKED.

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okay so yall know how tommy has the whole physical use of his powers thing??

what if he developed the ability to do all the same reality warping shit billy does but like?? has to physically do some kind of gesture or movement that he would mentally associate with whatever action he wants to happen

what if, at first, its like he sees erik use his powers with his whole angry jazz hands routine and is like ‘‘ haha guys im magneto check it out’‘ and does the whole gesture and ends up moving something metal?? purely on accident??

of course everyone freaks the fuck out like ‘‘omg u are a magnokinetic?????’‘ eriks all like ‘‘i always knew u were my favorite grandson u never told me u were in touch w/ the magnetic fields!!’‘ and tommy’s just like ‘‘im not??? at least not more than anything else???’‘ but suddenly hes got this, like, ability to move metal by imitating magneto or polaris when they do certain hand movements bc hes always just??? associated that ability with that motion?? if anything its probably closer to like a specialized telekinisis

and then hes just like ‘‘fuck that was weird i wonder if i could do it again??’‘ and he tries it w/ something else? like maybe he does some stereotypical superhero flying pose and suddenly?? he can fly?? what??? and so then ppl are like ‘‘oh maybe u can just?? imitate powers!’‘

they have this whole theory about how he must have met pietro when he was younger or something only to forget about it and gotten the whole speed thing through proximity as a smol and tommy is like ‘‘that sounds fake but okay??’‘ (in reality he probably was just dicking around one time being like ‘‘damn if i started running maybe i can outrun time and also all my problems’‘ and then he tried it for kicks and ‘‘woah okay that worked i guess???’’)

so then oc they try to make him copy other heroes cuz they want to see what he can do and it sometimes works if they have some kind of physical gesture or something that activates it but usually?? it does not?? so everyone is just like??? u can absorb running really fricken fast but not emmas mind powers?? thats weird??

and then he p watches like cartoons and anime and shit sometimes and one time he sees this guy like summon this huge ass sword with some overly complicated gesture and he tries it just for shits and giggles ( bc apparently 95% of tommy discovering his powers is gonna be him fucking around i guess?? seems appropriate for him ) and it??? works??? - Alternatively, he does the magical girl transformation and accidentally gives himself a full magical girl makeover, much to his horror.

and then ppl after that are like?? you copied abilities that literally?? dont even exist?? they are fictional w h  a t??

and then finally someone is like-- Maybe-- it has to do w/ the physical movement???? and ppl are like ‘‘o that makes sense--’‘ and then they p send him to dr strange to learn a bunch of spells and shit that involve hand gestures and things like that and tommy can pick most of those up bc he didn’t associate any of these weird spells w/ any particular movement before then

but then finally maybe hes talking to billy or something and billy is like ‘‘ its cool that you can do magic like me i guess but its weird that you are limited to like?? things that OTHER ppl decide have you ever tried just making up a spell??’‘ and tommy is like ‘‘fuck no i barely understand half the ones dr strange is trying to tell me now i just memorize the gestures and forget everything else??’‘ so billy is like ‘‘well okay but what if you were just like--- this random movement meant THIS should happen?‘‘

so then they try it and because tommy is extra he decided that its gonna be something ridiculous like-- if he does a cartwheel its gonna summon a bunch of grapes or whatever idk. And after they’ve planned this out tommy is like ‘‘so how does this workk?’‘ billy is just like ‘‘i just think about it and then kinda just... go for it? same principle probably??’‘

And tommy tries it but he cant do it at first and is like ‘‘ur plan failed 0/10 bad advice’‘ and billy is like ‘‘iT WAS JUST A SUGGESTION’‘ and then tommy pulls some bullshit like ‘‘bro maybe if u cartwheel with me it will inspire my powers’‘ and billy thinks thats dumb but he does it anyways bc he wants to help his twin so then u just have the boys cartwheeling all over the front lawn of the avengers mansion yelling ‘‘GRAPES’‘ at random intervals. Cap occasionally looks outside like ‘‘ are they okay??’‘ pietro just shrugs and is like ‘‘idk they get this from their mother dont look at me’‘ and immediately nyooms away

but jokes on u u thought that was just tom-foolery (haha joke cuz his name is tom) but actually it was a big complicated association exercise! and the next time tommy does a cartwheel he accidentally summons a bunch of grapes!!! and then him and billy get all excited about it while the other yas are like ‘‘???????’‘

anyway this got away from me but pls consider tommy having reality warping powers accosiated with movement pls and thank--

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I’ve read this book so many times and I honestly cannot believe I only just now noticed Tommy’s ridiculous high-kick in this panel.

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Tommy: Yeah, but who is RIGHT?

Billy: Who is BETTER?

Cassie: I'm not picking either of you.

Tommy & Billy, at the same time: [Offended gasp]

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A summary of Billy & Tommy

Billy: Letting my brother know he is loved is most important to me

Tommy: Ew don't touch me with your baby arms

Tommy: I will fight anyone that messes with my baby bro

Billy: I will fight Tommy for a single cornchip