#my speedy son is a saint next to billy i just---

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Billy: I am the responsible twin.

Tommy: I'm calling bullshit.

Billy: [Has put people in comas on multiple occasions]

Billy: [Is unafraid of picking fights with people 2 or 3 times his size]

Billy: [Set fire to a cathedral]

Billy: [Regularly walks out on adults trying to hold reasonable conversations with him]

Billy: [Invaded Latveria, BY HIMSELF]

Billy: [Is always prepared to take on both the X-Men and the Avengers, but especially the Avengers... Sometimes both at once]

Billy: [Invited a parasite doppelgänger of his boyfriend's mother to his reality]

Billy: [Probably would befriend a supervillain because "idk they SEEMED nice??"]

Everyone Else: ...

Everyone Else: Yeah, Billy seems pretty responsible.

Tommy: a RE YOU KI D DI N G M E ?????