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padmesbox · 10 hours ago
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MAN I NEED OSWALD COBB TO DIE HORRIFICALLY AND PAINFULLY AND SLOWLY AND I NEED IT TO BE SOFIA WHO DOES IT I NEED A SHOT OF MY BITCH WALKING TO FINISH THE JOB LIKE THIS
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freebroccoli · 3 months ago
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My son is here, and he and mom are doing great.
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doginprogress · 1 year ago
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Spork maintains status as just the neatest little dog ever by having a 1:1 height to weight ratio
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aeide-thea · 1 year ago
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also okay i think i've told you guys abt this before but i just realized: i'm actually amab, it's just that the M stands for 'moose'
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potheadpophead · 3 months ago
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The good thing about seeing my family is my mom gave me a giant tub of potato salad.
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mayoiayasep · 6 months ago
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:(((( <- got to elliot's death scene again
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gay-otlc · 2 years ago
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why does the name change process have to be so complicated though
in my state you have to post in the newspaper (which is difficult to get them to do in the first place) then get a court date, then go to court and tell them why you’re charging your name.
it’s JUST a noise that is made to get your attention!!! it’s not that complicated! if i want to change my noise why is it such a big deal!!
My friend who legally changed his name a few months ago said the court wants to make sure people aren't changing their name for purposes of tax evasion, but I agree, name changes should be easier.
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atjsgf · 1 year ago
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Things are bad when I start developing parasocial relationships with journalists
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pendraegon · 2 years ago
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the-woild-is-y-erster · 1 year ago
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whoops! my hand slipped<3
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chiara paintings <3 im gonna add more but im busy for the next like two hours
lil backstory ish
her bio dad was an italian immigrant, and her ma was a indigenous woman from the metoac tribe (they lived on long island) and both being highly discriminated against, they couldnt afford to keep a kid, much less get married or make their relationship public.
the one on the right is her at abt six, shes wearing one of dimes' old shirts :) and they had to make her put shorts on under her skirt because while she loved wearing skirts, she also loved playing with the hem so like
she has wavy black hair and hazel eyes because i said so, and a nose that i havent gotten to draw yet because a) i just thought of her like three days ago and b) shes still a kid and i find that childrens nose bridges dont develop fully until theyre like ten-twelve, mine sure didnt lmao
i think her and dimes are like super close (correct me if id be wrong @newsiesfixation <3) like they would just be the siblings ever<3
anyway her<3
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eats-the-stars · 2 years ago
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my nephew really got nerfed here by the genetics lottery. intolerances up the kazoo. boy cannot digest so many things. child you are only 3 years old please he is on so many supplements.
#this child has so many medical problems it is like he got whacked into shape by the syndromes hammer#doctors over here like 'wow so many unconnected issues at once amazing'#they did try putting all the pieces together to paint a nice picture of 'the syndrome'#but it turns out no he does not get one big problem#he just has like a dozen statistically unlikely issues all at the same time#they're showing us where he is on charts and#i am being dead serious when i say that in some cases they lift up the chart and then they point to a place#BELOW THE FUCKING CHART#and say 'he's down there in the negatives'#bro do not do this to us this child is 3 years old make your chart fucking bigger so he can be on it#his 'personal progress' charts are all on the paper tho thank god and tend to go up#kind of funny tho because he sees so many specialists and they are all like 'no! my treatment plan addresses the most serious issue!'#only person winning this fight without putting in any effort is cardio#nobody else has the guts to say 'gastro/nutrition/urology/neurology/endocrine/etc is more important than his fucking heart'#this boy born 2 lbs 4 oz and is still tiny as hell#doctors have gone nuts trying to test him for every kind of dwarfism known to man#there are more syndromes for being small than i knew existed and he has been fucking tested for all of them#like they are all a mix of intrigued and concerned about all his medical situations#which might not be one condition#and is possibly just like 12 conditions in a trench coat sneaking into the same baby#thankfully he's on great health insurance and welfare programs because whenever we need to like list the things about him#that would qualify him for the program/insurance#we just keep listing and listing until we either have no more room on the form#or the person helping us says we can stop he definitely qualifies#i did not win the genetic lottery either but i definitely spun for a higher number than my nephew#fortunately he is also like the happiest kid in existence. just like a genuine joy to be around#bounces back so fast from every setback#every doctor/nurse/therapist/teacher is just like 'he is...so good. i cannot...such a good boy'#and it's like i feel you. he obviously had to get something out of this deal and 'absolutely A+ personality and cuteness' was the exchange
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stromecat · 2 years ago
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I suggest they practice clearing the puck 🫥
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bifrostiron · 5 days ago
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My 16 year old cat's steroid treatment has been working really well, and she's gained a full pound!
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A bit ago, we weren't sure if she would even see November, so this is a huge win.
ALRIGHT!! IN LIGHT OF EVERYTHING HAPPENING TODAY I WANT EVERYONE WHO SEES THIS TO TELL ME ONE GOOD THING THAT HAS HAPPENED TO THEM TODAY!!! It doesn't have to be a major thing, just a small thing!!
I shall go first! My QPP's mom made me a really yummy sandwich for breakfast! And I'm wearing a really cute dress! And my nails are still painted in a way that makes me smile whenever I look down and see them!
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simoneashley · 1 month ago
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until this very moment i was onboard the "victor is going to live" train but after this episode.... i'm not so sure :(
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just-a-little-unionoid · 1 month ago
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it will never stop being funny to me that my sibling is born premature but was still 3.6kg for 50cm
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thewwshow · 6 months ago
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A Mother Raises Concerns Over 1 lb 2 Oz Daughter's Hospital Care, Wednesday Midday News (Live)
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