#owl connoisseur

[thehecattwins]

Dear Doris and Roy,

Do you guys have a special connection to your owl/owls? Did you get them before going to Hogwarts on your first year? Or maybe it's a family owl? How did you make a choice!

— An owl connoisseur

Hi! Thank you for the question <3

We have the same owl, which also used to be our family owl. It's so amazing, because it's like part of the home always being with us. You know? So yes, I would say we have a special connection with Captain. Roy confirms that, too!

We've never even thought of getting another one for us personally, to be honest. Anyway. I hope you'll be able to relax a bit today.

Doris Hecat

[scarlet-herring]

love brainstorming reverse robin aus. like how do i replicate early batfam’s wild dynamics but in reverse. jason, cass, and dick generally have good relationships with the older group, while duke, damian, and bruce cannot be in the same room together without exploding at least one head through sheer willpower, and tim rotates between hellishly controlling and completely unattached

[spongebob-connoisseur]

What would Slappy do if he had his own Kid?

OR is Kidferatu already his Son-Figure? (not that I ship Slippy/Slappy/Nosferatu as Poly)

Tbh I do see Slappy as like an additional parental figure to Kidferatu. I mean he's basically already acknowledged as a family member anyways:

Plus Nosferatu is a count, and the nobility always leave their kids to be raised by nannies anyways so its likely Slappy had to play a parental figure to Kidferatu. Also the fact that Kidferatu doesn't seem to have a mom so someone's got to fill that role. (Btw who is his mom anyways? I can't help but imagine Nosferatu committed mitosis)

I think Slaps would be good with kids actually. I mean he already takes care of Nosferatu and is super protective. He took Nosferatu to the doctors over a simple case of the sniff sniffs. I imagine he'd be a very overprotective parent who perhaps coddles you a little too much lol. Some Addams family style of parenting peppered in too, ya kno?

I already have a million headcanons about Slappy being an overprotective parent figure who babies Kidferatu too much, much to Kid's dismay. He's embarrassing in the most motherly way possible but very good. Also very supportive and would likely let Kid get what he wants secretly (like some emo boy band cd or whatever) even after Nosferatu has said no. I do wish Slappy would show up in Kamp Koral, pray he makes an appearance in season 2 so my headcanons can come true😭😭😭😭🙏

I think Slappy actually does have the brain cells to be good with kids. I mean he can be a little head empty at times but he has the ability to be caring. He cares for a lot of folks (nosferatu, his pets, etc) there's also the fact that there's a trope amongst Lorre caricatures where they're basically a spooky yet caring family man (Gomez Addams is a famous example but there's also Mr. J Evil Scientist, and a few more)

He isn't the first person you'd go to babysit your kids but you'd be surprised to find it all goes smoothly. I think the kids would find his undead abilities more cool than weird. I mean the kids in Slappy Daze were more entertained by his undead shenanigans than frightened. Slappy can frighten kids but I think he knows when to keep it at a kid friendly level. The most frightening thing you'd get from him is broccoli lmao

I think the only issue is, perhaps don't let him cook. His culinary skills are better suited for the undead rather than the living.

Idk how it would work if Slappy had his own kid though. He's often busy taking care of Nosferatu. He used to be more independent in the Patrick Star Show (which takes place 10 years before the main show) but in the current Spongebob Squarepants, he could hardly go 2 hours without Nosferatu. I imagine working for a vampire slowly consumes your life so I doubt he would have the space or time to raise a kid of his own unfortunately. Slippy is most likely patient of such things but I imagine it complicates any sort of life plans they may have together. I guess it all depends on how much Nosferatu would allow. Slappy hardly has space for himself. He sleeps in a nightstand drawer😭😭 he doesn't have anywhere to raise a kid.

Speaking of which, are Slippy and Slappy married or just dating? There's a 10 year time gap in universe between The Patrick Show and the main show so they've been together for a long time in Spongebob Squarepants. In the episode FitzPatrick, Slappy did call the union of marriage as "smoosh two souls together into one gooey soft pulp" and Slappy and Slippy basically did that in the episode Tango Tangle. Omg did they do it out of wedlock??🤔🤔 jk jk

Anyways getting back on track, what I can imagine is that he probably loves animals and has a menagerie of exotic pets with Slippy. Obviously he has Esmeralda the sea spider and that sentient rain cloud, the vampire bat jellyfishes, and technically Nosferatu in bat form too. I also like to imagine he took home Mr. Stinky the skunk in the episode I Smell a Pat.

Slippy also works at a pet shop, I can imagine she LOVES animals and that's a thing her and Slappy bond over. I can imagine them just being an eccentric old couple with many many exotic pets <3 that's the most they could get.

[achillean-knight]

#1 since WHEN WAS THERE A NEW PERSONA RELATED TRAILER?!??? IDC that it was only in Japanese, whaddaya MEAN the velvet room is gonna be under the sea, WHADDAYA MEAN ITS GONNA BE A MOBILE GAME???!!

I'll be honest, P5 is my least fave persona so I'll prob not pick it up when it gets localised, but I'll watch cutscenes, why not. I'm just shocked they're not even starting P6 yet? I'm so so tired of P5 mannn

#2 my sister's birthday was the same day people celebrated Julius Caesar's death LMAO I didn't even realise

[apomaro-mellow]

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As far as jobs go, this gig wasn't too bad. Eddie wouldn't call him a connoisseur of the fine arts by any measure, but he knew how to appreciate passion that went into every work. He wasn't there to gawk though. He was there to guard. A friend of Wayne's worked the night shift and had gotten Eddie the job during the day.

So he got to patrol a pretty swanky art museum and broaden his horizons. And the pay wasn't half bad either considering how cushy it was.

Like most art museums, the exhibits were divided by era and country of origin. Sometimes whole side rooms dedicated to a single artist. There were mostly paintings and statues housed here, with the occasional odd exhibit like masks or minature figures. There was an annex building across the street that held the collection of modern and post modern art.

Eddie typically preferred the kookier stuff there but he enjoyed being around the classics. Especially the statues. Especially Steve.

In the hall for marble statues, there were many the depicted the human form in all its beauty, but none were as beautiful as the one simply titled 'Steve'. That definitely seemed like an underwhelming name for such a magnificent piece. But in the couple of months he'd been here, Eddie had grown to love the simple name.

Steve was carved in a lounging position and when Eddie first saw him it looked like he was waiting for a lover. There was a cloth carved into him that draped in such a way to only just barely give him modesty, leaving the rest on display. Had it not been stone, it looked like the slightest breeze would expose him. Like most of his peers, Steve's body looked strong and sturdy. And yet the way he was posed and positioned made him look soft.

Eddie didn't notice the first time he looked but after passing through and looking enough (leering, gazing, obsessing) he realized Steve even had a glorious patch of hair on his chest. Now that was rare. All these bare chested figures and very few of them showed any body hair outside the one atop their heads.

And that mane of his. Thanks to policy, Eddie had to keep his own locks in a tight bun under his hat. Steve's hair, thick and luxurious flowed freely. Eddie thought more than once to touch it, sure that despite the marble it was as soft as it seemed.

Another eye catching feature was the scarring on Steve's back. To make something so exquisite and then put the suggestion of violence... Sometimes Eddie wanted to look up the history of Steve's creation.

So greeting Steve became a normal part of his guard route. Even when he technically wasn't supposed to be in that wing, who was gonna stop him?

"Morning gorgeous", he'd greet some mornings as he passed by, coffee in hand.

Sometimes, when the room was mostly clear, he really would just stand and stare, taking it all in. He could look at most of the art for only so long before he lost interest (except for some of the landscapes, some of them were breathtaking and literally took him to a different world) but Steve.... Steve was something he could look at for hours.

And he would've if the crowds didn't come by to get a gander as well. So he did his job, made his rounds, kept people from getting too close to the art and then clocked out around 4.

"Night Stevie", he said on his way out, even though Steve's pedestal was out of his way to the exit.

It was all pretty nice until they switched him to the night shift unexpectedly. Eddie was a night owl by nature, but he preferred to use that time leisurely. That and he was more likely to come across an actual thief at night.

And also museums were kinda creepy at night.

He took a deep breath and leaned on a statue of the goddess Nike.

"Let's make a deal. I do my job, you slice and dice anything that comes through those doors."

As he bargained with the stone goddess, he thought he heard voices down the hall. Must be the other guards. For sure. Besides Eddie, there were like, five other guys doing patrols or watching the cameras. They were all Wayne's age though, so not a lot in common.

Needing a balm for his nerves, he ventured towards Steve's way.

"Heya beautiful. I knew comin' to see you was the right choice." The moon came in through a sky light and made Steve glow. "I'll come back for you Stevie, probably more than once if I have a choice."

Eddie was walking past Steve when he heard a voice reply to him.

"I'm glad you came tonight."

Eddie froze, and carefully turned.

Steve was looking over his shoulder.

"You....you're...."

Steve got up from his lounging position to stretch his arms and back and it sounded like rock grinding gently on rock. Eddie could hear similar sounds all around him. All of the statues were moving. All of them.

Eddie was still frozen solid in place. Almost like he and Steve switched places. Steve was sitting upright on his stand, that cloth still just barely covering him.

"Did you mean all those things you said?", Steve asked.

Eddie didn't know what he meant but he never lied so he just nodded.

Steve curled in on himself, bashful looking and Eddie wanted to wrap him up.

"You really think I'm beautiful?"

Eddie found his voice because if there was one thing he could say right now it was what he thought of Steve.

"Like an angel. Like a vision. You're the most beautiful person I've ever seen." This time Eddie stepped closer to Steve, still in shock but not afraid. "So, I am in fact totally mesmerized by you and by what's happening, but what the hell is happening?"

Steve held out a hand and Eddie took it without question. It was still cold and the surface was hard like stone but somehow flexible like a real hand.

"I'll explain on the way", he said, stepping down so that he was on his feet. He was about the same height as Eddie.

Eddie had about a million questions. But Steve's voice was as attractive as the rest of him so he could listen all night.

[beidak-art]

i love that ive been following for so long and still somehow know nothing about Koschei. here is my comprehensive list of Koschei Facts:

he’s a Dracula AND an owl.

he eats mice and then seemingly coughs them up for dramatic effect. slay.,:

he’s a wizard??

he’s gay. see previous statement.

at one point he exploded and decided not to die out of spite. as one does.

there’s gotta be several operas written about him by now and he probably starred in at least one of them. pioneer of the villain song.

capes and cloaks billowing in the night!!!!!!

i still can’t decide whether he sleeps in a coffin or if he nests in the rafters of some old castle with a bunch of twigs and tapestries. him using a normal actual bed feels illegal somehow…

i think he’s neat :)

Let's see :] [Sorry if the links doesn't work for you, it's from my TH wnich, cuz of anxiety, I keep blocked for people that aren't logged in there.]

This is a good opportunity to once again disprove the belief of many people that he is some kind of vampire. 🚨He is not.🚨 He is an immortal wizard who made himself immortal through a complicated process. He doesn't drink blood and is not afraid of light like some loser, he's not related to vampirism at all. He would never sleep in a coffin, he has a very comfy bed. Some nests too. He often sleeps sitting stiffly in an armchair tho. However, yes, he does turn into an owl :] And is a mouse connoisseur. He has moments of getting rid of pellets, in human form too. Not gay. Bi af. Abt the explosion, that's true 😩

Maybe no operas were made except for 1, but for a certain period of his life, at the beginning of the 20th century, he performed in the theater and sometimes he played versions of himself from fairy tales, because together with Orest they agreed that it would be very funny and cool.

Capes and cloaks billowing in the night: Yes. Yeah 👍 Yeaaaaaaaaa.

[equallyshaw]

The friend group | little lion au - au masterlist. - also the nicknames for them are in good fun lol

☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎

liona 'lion' kai ovekchin: russian mob boss - more on her here.

orange cat

studying fashion and minoring in marketing at nyu

1/3 of greenwhich village roommates

only child (+ younger half sister - sasha from moms ex fiance)

geno malkin worshiper

scorpio

part time nanny and part time barista/book shop clerk at an historic bookshop/coffee house

avid reader

huge star wars fan

used to have a crush on david..before her and chris got together..😚

tolerates hockey, big alex o fan if you didn't know

huge traveler

hamptons lovaaaaa

☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎

rainn spencer: miss grump

liona's bff

second half

partner in crime always

1/3 of Greenwich village roommates

secretly has a thing for jack.

early supporter of #Hoveckhin

social work student at NYU, with a minor in Womens Studies

thinks of alex as a father figure because she does not have the best relationship with her own father, as her parents are divorced.

alum of Georgetown prep

works at a local coffee shop, and a record store on the weekend.

pisces

incredibly creative and extremely smart

middle child (syndrome) of three, with two brothers.

avid reader and painter

coffee connoisseur

☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎

chris briney: trust fund kid

liona's ex and friend

columbia student, grad in 2025. (year early)

got accepted into harvard, attended one semester before transferring to new york.

oldest of 2, has a younger sister

aries

still is in love with liona..

is incredibly close to alex still

huge fan of the capitals

grew up next to liona, next door

studying political science and international relations

lives with gavin off-campus

enjoys playing the guitar, writing and reading

tea addict

used to be: grumpy bf x sunshine gf or black cat x orange cat

☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎

gavin casalegno: top dog

golden retriever

closest to chris

columbia student

studying anthropology

bisexual

virgo

avid movie watcher/goer

youngest of four, with one brother and two sisters

night owl

down for a good time, always.

☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎

sean kaufman: shakespeare

1/3 (part time) greenwich roommates

originally got into princeton but declared to go to nyu

studies playwriting with a minor in musical theater

cancer

oldest of 3, has 2 sisters

first generation student

first generation, parents are both from asia

has Korean citizenship through parents

musical goer (will bring lion every. single. time.)

huge traveler (along with gavin)

has had a crush on rain for years (but once he saw the ending to liona and chris he decided to not pursue anything)

second half of liona, male version of her (we'll see that soon!)

will drag her out of bed at obscene hours to dance, bake and ofcourse, get some pizza

coffee addict (connoisseur)

☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎

david iacono: pink whitney

went to georgetown prep with the group

year older than the group

reunited in london, summer 2025 before he moves back to the states

studied liberal arts at university of cambridge

only child

liona and him were close because they did musicals and plays together at school + in the community

moves to nyc to pursue his masters at columbia

golden retriever energy

had a crush on liona during highschool but then once her and chris got together, he pushed it away

avid fan of the capitals

literally starstruck of alex but not geno (lmao)

really likes luke when he meets him when they get back from europe in the Hamptons

the two of them get along really well

along with sean, the two of them get liona out and about always

loves to do photography

☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎

+ ensemble members.

jack hughes: frat president

follows luke around like a lost puppy when he joins luke and liona for stuff with the group

shy af (ironic lol)

really likes rainn

him and gavin get on really well

gavin brings jack out of his shell, and the two are thick as thieves

down for a good time, always.

middle child syndrome ofc

dylan duke: the slut (not literally lmao)

summer buddies with the group when everybody visits michigan

ring leader for the michigan trips (that now include the friend group)

him + david = pink whitney lovers

karaoke fanatic

# 2 fan of Hoveckchin (behind rainn & just because he likes the ship name, has to enunciate HO)

quinn hughes: the dictator

keeps everybody in line during the summers (doesn't need unnecessary injuries or drama)

they call him the dictator because of it

enjoys the friend group, thinks they are all sound people and glad luke has a good group when he's in jersey and people away from the league

treats lion like his little sister

+

ethan edwards

nico hischier

Alex holtz

Rutger mcgroarty

adam fantilli

simon nemec

andrei svechnikov (her russian brat)

+ more ofc

☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎

hope you all enjoyed!!!

[gagegh0st]

Batfamily Kiddos And My Hc's Even though nobody asked for them

New series asshats! "-- hcs even though nobody asked for them will be a returning series you little shitfucks.

Dick Grayson

He has a really good music taste, loves a good jazz, funk, or jersey club song

Collects certain hand sanitizers because he likes the smell

He hoards magazines about himself so that once he becomes a parent, he can show them to his kids.

Has a soft spot for birds.

Night owl

Always wanted a parakeet but Alfie and Dad said no.

Really likes travelling to hot places

Cant swim, almost drowned the last time he was in a pool

Barbara Gordon

Really allergic to cats (Red eyes, hives, all the works)

She was a total nightcore kid back in middle school

Has multiple sets of joint problems that have been left untreated for actual years

Big fanfiction person

Collects plushies of bats because she likes them

Graphic novel addict

Dyes the tips of her hair different shades of red

Absolutely fucking hates tight jeans

Jason Todd

Been book buddies with Alfred since he was really young

Absolutely terrible at driving

Started greying prematurely, he dyes all of it but the white piece.

He takes melatonin before bed because of him having anxiety

Can't hold a girlfriend for shit, too promiscuous to stay single tho.

He had lots of pet fish growing up

He has a rose garden and is very proud of it

Wants to retire one day to be an old guy with a nice garden and literally a. single. child, that's it. All he needs.

Damian Wayne

Listens to way inappropriate music for his age

Thinks he's grown but he always has homework due

The bitchiest little sibling you will ever meet, he is a huge snitch too.

Always having an identity crisis.

Had really traditionally girly interests growing up (Ex: Fables, Flowers, Balet, and Barbies <3, what a sweet child)

Isn't allowed to have a girlfriend ever according to Bruce.

Laughs at inappropriate times a lot

Chronically wears vests because he thinks that it flatters his figure. (It doesn't, Alfred knows this but wants Dames to feel his best even if it makes him look short.)

Tim Drake

Was obsessed with wolves when he was young

Loves a funky-print suit

Really likes painting with gouache or watercolour

Big-ol Adhd brain

Wears the same coat without washing it for at least six months

Plays really funky indie games

Really likes feeling pretty, paints his nails, curls his hair, or even gets himself some new jewelry

Got his ears pierced when he was young, and has tons more ear piercings and plans to get his nose bridge pierced even though Bruce said he would kill him.

Stephanie Brown

Started coding at an early age

Collects old metal stuff

Special interest is welding and glass blowing

Very fond of bears, especially pandas.

A cheese connoisseur

Designs all the suits for the batfam

HTML is the love of her life

Aro ace and only Bruce knows, he's chill about it tho.

Cassandra Cain

Hearing problems GALORE

Uses some forms of AAC because of hearing problems and speech impediment (Lisp and Stutter)

More brooding than most of the boys

Really likes scrapbooking

Watches kids shows for fun because she had a really fucked up childhood

Absolutely never cries in front of the other siblings

Bruce is her shoulder to cry on because he gives such good advice

Crochets Before bed because it's a good stress reliever.

Duke Thomas

Haircut always stays fresh asf

Dissociates a lot

Always was a math person, didn't like reading growing up because of vision problems

Really loves chickens and has names for all of the chickens they own

Collects action figures of farm animals

A very faithful partner, he doesn't get into relationships with people he doesn't see a future with

Has a very fun textured closet but sticks with the yellow.

Collects cool pens and gives them to Alfred so he can have something cute to write with when he writes down groceries.

OK BYE CHAMOY PICKLES !! ILY, DRINK WATER, SHOWER, GET UP, STRETCH, AND KEEP BEING AWESOME!!!

[ask-sebastian]

Musical Owl NYE Countdown -- A Year Through Song

In my cheese-induced delirium, I have decided to have a Musical Owl New Year's Eve to celebrate another year of narrow survival on this hellscape of a planet.

I'll be posting some of my favourite and most personally meaningful songs this year and invite you to send in the same, should you wish to join in.

Because we are all musical connoisseurs of the highest order with extremely discriminating tastes, l am looking for:

--songs that you couldn't stop listening to (If someone threatened you if you played it one more time, all the better. We'll crank the volume just for them.)

--songs that celebrate a happy memory of this year (we'll call this a patronus song)

--songs that got you through tough times (because we all have them and we all need them)

--songs that gave you hope for a new day

--songs that just really resonated with you this year

You clever cookies get the drift.

[hdowlpost]

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[salemofthe0pera]

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mark: music science major. head of the lease. has a major case of writer’s block.

jeno: physical therapy major. gym bro with a heart.

chenle: hospitality major. loves arguing and is a victim to an engulfing major. has a bit that his “professor is always watching”

jisung: computer science major. dress to impress connoisseur and night owl.

haechan: no one knows his major because he thinks he’s mysterious but he’s actually just a certified nuisance

[spongebob-connoisseur]

Hey there Sandy, how's Texas going? 😁

Howdy! It's been mighty fine! I've been catching up with the family and were setting up a rodeo! Y'all should join!

I can get ya'll a real purdy fit for the occasion!

[ask-alsius-vafer]

Hello Alsius! I'm a bit of an owl connoisseur and I noticed you are have, excuse me, a beautiful specimen drop you the Prophet every morning. On my third visit to the Owlery today, I saw that owl perched in a nook next to Sebastian Sallow's Iris. If you do not mind sharing, can you tell me more about your owl? I was tasked with writing up this year's issue of Hogwarts' Students and their Favourite Companions for the library archives and would love to include yours.

Dear unnamed owl connoisseur,

I had no idea the school had such a journal. I am happy to contribute for the record, though I fear my entry won't be overly interesting.

My owl, Peanut, is a standard British barn owl. I spent most of my childhood moving about, in rural areas more often than not, so many days I occupied myself by exploring whatever wilderness I found myself in. On one of my outings, I found an abandoned and injured owlet. I'm not sure if he fell out of his nest or was picked up by a bird of prey and dropped before he could become a meal. Either way, it was a miracle he survived until I happened upon him.

I am the child of healers, so at the time I knew enough basic healing magic to keep him alive until I could return home, where my parents helped me nurse him back to full health. There was little chance he would survive let alone thrive if returned to the wild, so I trained him (to the best of my meagre abilities), and we've been together ever since.

He is a bit of a free spirit and enjoys extended hunts. He isn't overly fond of store-bought owl treats. Outside of his normally-hunted meals, he enjoys peanuts (hence the name), but I try not to give him too many as to not negatively impact his health. Some say he is a bit cantankerous, but I don't see it. He simply likes to live on his own terms and I respect that. I am just thankful he still sees fit to deliver my post.

Sincerely, Alsius P.S. I had to use a school owl to deliver this because Peanut has been less than reliable lately. The last time I checked in on him, he was nowhere to be found, so it's a relief to know that you spotted him in the Owlery and that he did not find himself in any sort of trouble.

[hearthem00n]

MBTI: ESFP | ISFP | ESTP | ISTP | ESTJ | ISTJ | ESFJ | ISFJ | ENFJ | INFJ | ENFP | INFP | ENTP | INTP | ENTJ | INTJ

Enneagram: The reformer (type 1) | The helper (type 2) | The achiever (type 3) | The individualist (type 4) | The thinker (type 5) | The loyalist (type 6) | The enthusiast (type 7) | The leader (type 8) | The peacemaker (type 9)

Tritype: 125 | 126 | 127 | 135 | 136 | 137 | 145 | 146 | 147 | 825 | 826 | 827 | 835 | 836 | 837 | 845 | 846 | 847 | 925 | 926 | 927 | 935 | 936 | 937 | 945 | 946 | 947

Instinctual variant: sp/so | sp/sx | so/sp I so/sx I sx/sp | sx/so

Zodiac sign: Aries | Gemini | Taurus | Cancer | Leo | Virgo | Libra | Scorpio | Sagittarius | Capricorn | Aquarius | Pisces |

Life path number: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 11 | 22 | 33

Four Temperaments: Sanguine | Melancholic | Choleric | Phlegmatic

Aura color: Red | Orange | Magenta | Yellow | Logical tan | Environmental tan | Sensitive tan | Abstract tan | Green | Blue | Violet | Crystal | Lavender | Indigo |

Alignment: Lawful good | Neutral good | Chaotic good | Lawful neutral | True neutral | Chaotic neutral | Lawful evil | Neutral evil | Chaotic evil

Hogwarts house: Gryffindor | Hufflepuff | Ravenclaw | Slytherin

Love languages: Acts of service | Quality time | Words of affiliation | Gift giving | Touch

The animal in you: Lion I Tiger | Dolphin | Bear | Wild | Cat | Fox | Weasel | Badger | Dog | Otter | Wolf | Sea Lion I Wild Dog | Walrus | Gorilla | Deer | Rhinoceros I Hippo | Sable | Horse | Sheep | Mountain Goat |Warthog | Zebra Baboon | Elephant | Bison | Giraffe | Cottontail | Mole | Bat | Porcupine | Beaver | Prairie Dog | Shrew | Mouse | Eagle | Rooster Owl | Swan | Peacock | Vulture | Penguin Crocodile | Snake l

DISC profile: D | I | S | C

Soul Type (one test): Hunter | Caregiver | Creator I Thinker | Helper | Educator | Performer| Leader I Spiritualist

[7] Soul Types: Server | Artisan | Warrior | Scholar | Sage | Priest | King

Deadly Sin: Wrath I Envy | Gluttony | Greed | Sloth I Lust | Pride

Archetypes: Creative | Athlete | Rebel I Caregiver | Visionary | Royal | Performer | Spiritual | Tastemaker | Explorer | Advocate Intellectual

Brain lateralization: Left | Right | Both

Helen Fisher's Personality Test: Explorer | Builder I Director | Negotiator

MOTIV: Materialistic | Offbeat I Thinking | Interpersonal | Vital | Easygoing

Personality Disorder: Paranoid | Schizoid | Schizotypal | Antisocial | Borderline | Histrionic | Narcissictic | Avoidant | Dependent | Obsessive-Compulsive

Holland Code: Realistic | Investigative | Artistic | Social | Enterprising | Conventional

Artistic Preference Test: Realistic | Linear | Painterly I Abstract | Masculine | Feminine I

The big five: RLUEI | SLUEI | RCOEI | RLOIA | RLOEI | RCOIA | SLUAI | RLUAI | SCOEI | SCOIA | RLUEN | RCUEI | RCUAI | SCUEN | SLOAI | SLOEN | SLOEI | SCUEI | RCUEN | RLOEN | SCUAN | SLUEN | SCOEN | SCUAI | RLUAN | RLOAN | RCOAN | RCOEN | SCOAN | RCUAN | SLUAN | SLOAN | SCxAx

Attitudinal psych: LVFE (the conductor) | VLEF (the inquisitor) | ELFV (the chronicler) | LEVF (the visionary) | LVEF (the deviser) | ELVF (the dramatist) | LFVE (the consultant) | EFLV (the satirist) | FEVL (the impressionist) | FVEL (the flourisher) | FELV (the moodmaker) | FLEV (the alchemist) | LEFV (the daydreamer) | VELF (the harbinger) | VFLE (the firestarter) | EVFL (the enthusiast) | VEFL (the orchestrator) | VLFE (the pathfinder) | FVLE (the patron) | VFEL (the arbiter) | FLVE (the blacksmith) | EVLF (the catalyst) | EFVL (the adorner) | LFEV (the connoisseur)

[silliest-lad]

intro post

pretentious fucking loser

oliver ✰ ollie to my mates ✰ he them hers pick n choose ✰ minor!! ✰ shitty poetry and phoney philosophy connoisseur ✰ biology nerd ✰ viola player

fandoms

marauders ✮ the magnus archives ✮ hannibal nbc ✮ good omens ✮ camp here n there ✮ the owl house

music!!

hit alternative artist will wood (and the tapeworms) ⭑ my chemical romance ⭑ radiohead ⭑ david bowie ⭑ queen ⭑ mitski ⭑ car seat headrest ⭑ hozier ⭑ alex g ⭑ cavetown ⭑ chappel roan ⭑ sign crushes motorist classical: shostakovich ✦ tchaikovsky ✦ mahler ✦ stravinsky ✦ bernstein ✦ ferneydough

[euphoricvampirism]

✰intro✰

hi! i’m jay, and i’ve never used tumblr before so bare with me as i know the formatting of this will probably be very bad!

[basic info] > anyway, hello! i’m jay. i’m an artist, a writer, a reader, and a connoisseur of dead fandoms. i’m neurodivergent and have anxiety, so please be kind and patient when interacting with me. i am genderfluid and i do not care for pronouns, please call me whatever, i do not mind. i am biracial, black and white, and am very proud of who i am and i am comfortable in my identity :). i am also in a happy relationship of a little more than a year with my beautiful, sweet girlfriend.

[interests] > i am interested in a shit ton of things, and i probably won’t remember all of them, but im going to damn well try!

my interest include:

✰media: voltron legendary defender, minecraft, stardew valley, spiderverse, minecraft diaries, genshin impact, the last of us, hazbin hotel, helluva boss, the owl house, lego monkie kid, sally face, the folk of the air series, and the hunger games

✰activties: drawing, writing, reading, playing video games, hanging with my girlfriend, sleeping, oc creation, watching my silly little shows

✰music: taylor swift, panic at the disco (do not support urie...), arctic monkies, nirvana, chase atlantic, hoizer, rihanna, beyoncé, melanie martinez, the neighborhood, hamilton, heathers, epic: the musical, ride the cyclone, and many more my taste is all over the place

[dni and boundaries ]

[list] > basic dni (racist, anti-lgbtq+, terfs, pedophiles, etc.), proshippers, anti palestine/pro israel, any extreme gore/horror, people who hate on ships for no reason, people who hardcore believe in “cringe culture”, rude people

[boundaries] > absolutely under no circumstances should anyone flirt or make any sexual/romantic advances towards me; it makes me very uncomfortable, messages are okay just don’t be rude, use tone tags if able to (especially when it comes to sarcasm), do not ask for personal information, do not trauma dump unless i say it’s okay, but still don’t go too deep into it, and simply stop if you’re doing something that makes me uncomfortable and i tell you that

anyway, that’s it for my intro post! i don’t know how often i’ll be using this app but i might share my writing/drabbles, or whatever shit come to mind.

✰thank you for reading✰