#overpriced as shit

[toiletdestroyer3415]

i have obtained two magical artifacts from the La Ronde gift shop after having one heck of a day over there

the dino water wiggler of unhanding and the sea creature putty of whale summoning

also it looks cool in the dark when you shine a light through it

im sooo financially responsible (lie)

[lazylittledragon]

i hate you fad diets i hate you skinny teas i hate you detoxes i hate you meal replacements i hate you ‘carb-free’ i hate you fasting i hate you body checks i hate you stupid fucking internet repackaging the habits that ruined my life over and over and over again

[lord-of-the-ducks]

Apologies to everyone who follows me because you’re about to be subjected to SO much Lisa Frankenstein posting, I am so deeply abnormal about this movie and I would not be surprised if it ended up being one of my top ten favorite movies of all time.

My only wish is that my theatre could have been more crowded, it was a pretty dead audience (pun intended) which meant I spent a solid 60% of my energy trying not to cause a scene every time there was a needle drop or anything that felt like it was specifically calling me out for being a weird little goth.

[lesbianralzarek]

"fuck, the goth outfits i can cobble together from clothes i already own look kinda bad" *remembers that being goth isnt about spending a million dollars on fast fashion*. "okay but what if i get judgmental stares from strangers?" *remembers that theres no way to deviate from the dominant culture without people judging you and so i shouldnt care*. "but what if other goths-" *remembers i live in Normietown, USA and not only are there no other visibly-goth goths, but also no one here has a frame of reference for what goth "should" look like outside of pinterest, which i actively ignore anyway*

[eustasskiddsprosthetic]

I'm working on a kidlaw thing now where Kidd's the owner of a fashion conglomerate called Victoria Punk. They met in the flagship store and they flirt, yadda yadda whatever—that's not important. What is though, is how I immediately thought of how the Ace and Sabo would get involved in the (luxury) fashion industry since they're my favs alongside Kidd. Here's my takes lmao

Ace would own a shoe store. He sells a pretty small but reliable and beautiful collection of leather shoes and boots. As an athlete and hitchhiker, he understands the need for footwear that's durable, comfortable and fashionable. Since his target demographic are fellow hitchhikers who do insane shit outdoors, his shoes are good quality. They will live through avalanches, snowstorms, cyclones, rocky mountains, swamps—whatever—and the most you'd need to do is replace the laces. Aesthetically-speaking, they're plain, but if you're into the look of sturdy leather that smells wonderful (like me), his stuff is perfect for you.

I say this because I'm currently imagining Ace helping Law try the shoes on like he would delicately slip them on Law's feet like a princess and tie his laces for him. He would look up at Law and smile when he sees that Law feels very comfortable in these shoes.

Gah! The intimacy!

For funsies, he makes Law try on those high, knee-length boots and gets very turned on because Law has legs for days. It's like a kink of his now and he gets esp turned on seeing that.

For Sabo, I can't decide between a watch shop or a (pawn) jewellery store. Either way, I want him to be very involved with people, as in he would sit there and admire little intricate things with his clients. He loves listening to what customers like and helping them find what they're looking for. Rather than for practical purposes like Ace, Sabo's more interested in sentimental values. He's not interested in just a pretty watch or a pretty ring— he wants to help clients find the perfect watch for their children to pass down to their grandchildren; he wants to help clients find the perfect engagement ring for their loved ones. He's into the storytelling aspect of luxury marketing.

If we're talking Sabolaw, then maybe Law walks into Sabo's little run down store one day and asks if Sabo could help fix an heirloom from Corazon. Sabo agrees for a small fee and from there they talk about the thing itself, and then onto what Sabo does, and then what Law does. Amongst this heart to heart, they look at each other and go. oh.

I enjoy this person very much. (edit: I wrote more on Sabolaw here)

[darkerthanblack-666]

joostklein Are you trusting the process yet?

[shitswiftiessay]

swifties claim they’re being judged and laughed at for wearing taylor merch in public.

[humantea]

uhh why are you guys criticizing me for supporting Poison Co.? Yes, I know their main purpose as a company is to poison the water supply and that they've stated that they'll continue to do so as long as they have money (and don't get me wrong I'm like, kind of upset about that), but have you considered my feelings here?? It's not like I agree that our drinking water should be tainted with a highly toxic blend of chemicals, I just have a lot of nostalgia for when all of their poisons were slightly better hidden! You can't fault me for that, right?

[argentcochon]

I will bet anyone like $200 that daniel will start a celebrity tequila/whiskey/bourbon line within the fiscal year

[feketeribizli]

been a while since we did polls on here. decide for me smart and beautiful people of tumblr

[pigeonstab]

I rarely mind having celiac's but nothing is shittier than coming to the store and finding out they don't have that one thing you liked anymore. Cause there's already so little gluten free stuff like please. I just want calzones.

[upsidedownsmore]

Wait there is a Warframe art book. Is it online or was it a special print from your visit to Tennocon?

I got mine at Tennocon! (last one on the shelf believe it or not lol)

You can find it online here:

Thing is that it's currently sold out, and I'm actually not sure if it came back in stock for this year's Tennocon since I'm only aware of it being available online for Tennocon 2023 when it first came out. I really hope it comes back in stock at some point cause more people need this book!!

An alternative off the top of my head is Orokin Archive's streams of the book on Youtube, you can find them here:

I've only watched bits but you should check them out!

[nibeul]

trying to shop for clothes is such a pain in the ass

[girlfailurefelix]

bruh, not discourse popping up after i get my gregory-focused security breach ita bag finally started … um anyways i’ll post it when my pins come in

[pizzafishandchips]

actually shocked to my core that veilguard is priced at base 60 USD instead of 70

you still shouldn't preorder it (or really.... give your money firsthand to EA in general but that's a level of control I absolutely do not have over people) but wowowowowow I was so ready to reach for the metaphorical pitchfork and torch and just shit all over Bioware's face but they really just took away my biggest reason for it

[gwensy]

sorry for reblogging fugly trends from 2012 it's for my enrichment