#outofthegarden

[i-am-kyuri]

[tardisnerdynerd]

Out of the Garden: Into the Field

part 1

Part 1: 

Eric and I had gotten used to Agent Spruce, he’d been our Handler since we graduated and the months after felt easy. He called us to his office like he’d done many times before, we figured we had a mission. “Lily, Eric, glad you made it. Listen, I have to go out of the country, I can’t say much more on the matter as it is classified. Another Agent will act as your Handler while I’m gone, I believe you’re familiar with Agent Basil?” Spruce said. “Our old science teacher?” Eric asked, surprised as I was to see our Professor from college standing in the doorway. “Nice to see you two again as well.” Basil said. “I’ll leave you to it, lock up when you leave, will you Basil?” Spruce said, tossing him the keys to the place on the way out. Basil had barely caught them and had turned to say something but Spruce was already quickly walking away. 

“So, Basil, what’s our mission?” I asked. “It’s Agent Basil, you ought to know that by now.” He sighed. “Yeah, I was just trying it out, felt wrong, won’t happen again.” I replied. “I’m honestly not entirely sure the nature of your mission yet. Rose told me an Agent would drop off a file but I haven’t seen them yet.” Basil said. 

We waited and not too long, but long enough to be awkward, a woman entered the office with a folder. She walked over and handed it to Agent Basil. “Nice to see you again Basil, kind of a grim case so I hope everyone is up for it.” She said. “They will be, no need to worry Agent Pine.” Basil replied. Agent Pine looked at us again. “Good luck.” She said, giving us a thumbs up before leaving. 

We waited, Eric began tapping his fingers on the armrest of his chair. I took his hand in mine to keep him from annoying our teacher. I ran a thumb over the back of his hand and gave him a reassuring smile. He smiled back, I felt like I could see the love in his eyes. Punctuating that feeling he gave me a quick kiss on the cheek. 

Agent Basil closed the folder. “Pine was right about this being a bit grim. Agent Lavender is believed to be dead.” He said. “Did you know her?” Eric asked. “Not very well.” Agent Basil answered. We all were quiet a moment. 

“Is there evidence?” I asked. “Not much, just a large pool of blood in her living room. All the doors and windows were locked. No one should’ve known where she was.” Agent Basil answered. “Was she on a mission?” I asked. “I’m not at liberty to tell you the nature of it but yes she was on mission last anyone heard from her.” He answered. “We have a possible motive then.” I pointed out. “Yes, I believe we also have a potential suspect for you to stake out as well, be sure to check his apartment too.” He said, handing me a piece of paper. 

There was a black and white photo of a man in his thirties, said he worked in construction and had known ties to an enemy organization in the area. Eric read it with me, huddled close. The two of us got up at the same time, hands still clasped together. “Is there anything else you can tell us?” I asked. “Not at the moment. Dismissed.” Agent Basil answered, reminding me of school. Eric and I left the building and went to follow the lead we’d been given. 

“That was weird.” Eric said. I nodded, checking both sides before we crossed the street. We made it to the other side before the light changed. It wasn’t long until we were across the street from the apartment we were staking out. The two of us walked down the street and lingered in the middle. We turned towards each other, I fixed Eric’s lucky hat to hide his face better. He tucked a strand of hair behind my ear. “You are so beautiful, you know that?” He said. I blushed a bit but didn’t reply, eyes glued to the target. 

We stood there a bit longer and then we walked around the block. We made various excuses to stop, such as him going to get us both some pizza, or me accidentally dropping my hair tie and looking for it. We sat on a bench, I put my head on Eric’s shoulder. He put an arm around me and rubbed the upper part of my arm to keep me warm. The coke winter air nearly put me to sleep a few times before I succumbed to my tiredness. 

In the morning Eric gently woke me up, shaking me slightly. “Hey, morning.” He said. “Were you up all night?” I asked. “No biggie.” He answered. “It is, you need to sleep too.” I replied. He yawned. “Fine, only a few hours though, then we go check in with Professor Basil.” He said before quickly falling asleep. I texted our teacher and let him know we hadn’t seen anyone come or go from the building. 

[musicgifs]

Arlo Parks "Pegasus"

↳for @outofthegarden

Image Description

(1/4) Upwards shot of British singer-songwriter Arlo Park picking up a clear cassette tape and holding it up to the sun. She is wearing a red t-shirt with silver chains and chunky gold rings on her fingers. Her hairis in a buzzcut and dyed bright red.

(2/4) Arlo driving a convertible with the sunroof down. The camera pans to the backseat and we see 4 people in the car behind her with neutral expressions.

(3/4) Arlo walking in a rocky desert white being pulled along by someone. She is wearing black headphones. She throws her head back while smiling. The scene changes to a shot of the 4 people Arlo was in the car with, walking up a rocky desert path. The sky is bright blue behind them.

(4/4) Arlo leaning against a smoking, broken down car. She puts on her headphones and walks backwards. The camera follows her and she steps into the desert.

[kirstythejetblackgoldfish]

@outofthegarden Brilliant additions to the post, thank you! 😊🇧🇷

Bolivian President Luis 'Lucho' Arce at Lula's inauguration, 1 January 2023

[allthebrazilianpolitics]

So, in (maybe NSFW-ish) news baffling even for Brazilian politics standards, yup, that was a thing.

A video has leaked of a mother-in-law of the mayor of Campina Grande, Paraíba, in the country's Northeast, snorting cocaine from a half-naked woman's backside, as well as kissing her on the lips.

It's been reported that Soraya Britto (the mayor's mother-in-law) might even be in an actual relationship with the woman in the video. Well, power to them, I hope they have a wholesome and happy relationship (but they really, really should ditch the cocaine, hope they get help for that).

But the ironic and comedic factor in this?

The mayor, Bruno Cunha Lima, is conservative and close with – and shares views with – the far-right, LGBT+phobic, war-on-drugs president Jair Bolsonaro and his family. Bruno claims his mother-in-law hasn't been in touch with his wife for over 10 years. Nonetheless, Soraya defines herself, in her own words, as "extremely Bolsonarist, evangelical, and conservative".

That Tom Phillips guy from the tweet? He's the journalist covering Brazil for The Guardian.

Yea, Brazil is definitely not for beginners.

(x, x)

Brought by @outofthegarden. Thanks!

[yangire-rin]

((I sketched some Halloween Rins today

[milfadvisors]

I’ve never been afraid to get my hands dirty and was basically raised in gardens and on old family farms... so you can totally call me a #CabbagePatchKid 🥬😜 My mom and step dad have one of the best gardens in #Ohio, and every day that patch of land gives as much as what’s put into it!!! 💯 Some of the best memories we shared together on this last trip to #Xenia was this right here- at #harvesttime - and it’s always something we look forward to help with! 😍 Wish I had my own plot of land in #Vegas, but until I do, my mom loads me up with produce and sends home #cannedgoods when I’m lucky enough to convince her that I’ll return all her @ballcanning jars 😜🤷‍♀️🥒🍆🥦🍅🥕🌽🌶🥔🍠 The last 3 #foodpics (plus that big ass cabbage I’m holding) are what I brought back to #LasVegas with me and it’s what I’m currently cooking, baking, blanching, freezing, and eating! 🤤 I have plenty... but I only share this kind of #homemade goodness with those who are lucky enough to appreciate a true #TasteOfHome, and brave enough to try my mostly #GlutenFree recipes 😉❤️✨ #ThanksMom #iloveyousomuch #gardenlife #cabbagepatch #familygarden #gardengoals #farmtotable #outofthegarden #grateful #reconnection #MyRoots #Hometown #AllNatural #healthyfood #CreativeCooking #canningjars #homecanning #healthyliving #outdoors (at The Lakes, Las Vegas) https://www.instagram.com/p/CDdAG8ojPy2/?igshid=vjp6mq12rqm6

[allthebrazilianpolitics]

I know this isn't about Brazilian politics, but @outofthegarden requested us to share this and we think it's important enough to make an exception. We still have a week to sign the petition, please do and signal boost.

A woman is going to be wrongfully executed next month for a crime she did not commit. Her case was used as a political ploy, and a false confession was produced by gross police misconduct.

Her name is Melissa Lucio and she’s going to die this April.

Sign the petition and learn more here->

https://innocenceproject.org/petitions/stop-execution-of-innocent-melissa-lucio-texas/?p2asource=sumo_01282022

[shell3008]

And I’m still pulling tumbled crystals out of our garden... few and far between now though. #crystals #crystalgarden #tumbledstones #tumbledcrystals #outofthegarden #highstreetmystery #witch #craftywitch #crystalheaven #unexplainedmysteries #howdtheygethere (at Timaru, New Zealand) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9-VhOhpm6u/?igshid=1dat1y6bn3mcb

[insideimagedesign]

#flashbackfriday #eventlighting #customgobo #videoprojection #videomapping #uplights #spotlights #insideimagedesign #outofthegarden @outofthegardenfloral @insideimageart https://www.instagram.com/p/B3MisBwnrbD/?igshid=1vebboi8uf76o

[i-am-kyuri]

[chantalvdreijden]

🎼Red Apples🎶#catpower #song #music #musiclover #musiclovers #apple #apples #freshfruit #fruit #fruits #fruit #appel #appels #foodgram #food #lovefruit #lovefood #outofthegarden #inthebasket #lovephotography #photographer #photography #fotograaf #fotografie #outside

[etihww]

guess who has muse back! sorry for kinda disappearing off the face of the earth, my mario muse has been taken most of my time. does anyone still follow this blog and want to interact? 

[empressofjingxian]

Yang Huiyu is a bad kid.

Mark the ones your muse has done.

• Use your result as your post title. • Please repost and don’t reblog!

Tagged by:  @jiagonglu (thank you~ uwu)

Tagging: anyone can do this

[ ✔] consumed alcohol [ ✔] slept in the same bed with someone of another gender [    ] slept in the same bed with someone of the same gender [ ✔ ] kissed someone of another gender [ ✔] had sex [ ✔ ] had someone in your room other than family [     ] seen porn [     ] bought porn [     ] tried drugs

TOTAL: 5

[  ] taken painkillers [    ] taken someone else’s prescription medicine [ ✔ ] lied to your parents [ ✔ ] lied to a friend [ ✔ ] snuck out of the house [    ] done something illegal [  ✔  ] felt hurt [ ✔ ] hurt someone [   ✔  ] wished someone to die [ ✔ ] seen someone die

TOTAL: 12

[ ✔  ] missed curfew [ ✔ ] stayed out all night [] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself [     ] been to a therapist [     ] received a ticket [     ] been to rehab [     ] dyed your hair [ ✔ ] been in an accident [  ] been to a club [  ] been to a bar

TOTAL: 15

[  ✔  ] been to a wild party [     ] been to a Mardi Gras parade [  ] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night [     ] had a spring break in Florida [     ] sniffed anything [   ] wore black nail polish [   ✔   ] wore arm bands [  ] wore t-shirts with band names [     ] listened to rap

TOTAL: 17

[     ] dressed gothic [   ✔   ] dressed girly [     ] dressed punk [  ] dressed grunge [     ] stole something [  ] been too drunk to remember anything [  ] blacked out [   ✔   ] fainted [   ✔   ] had a crush on a neighbor

TOTAL: 19

[ ✔ ] had a crush on a friend [ ✔ ] been to a concert [     ] dry-humped someone; been dry humped [     ] been called a slut [     ] called someone a slut [     ] installed speakers in a car [   ] broken a mirror [ ✔ ] showered at someone of another gender’s house [   ✔   ] brushed your teeth with someone else’s toothbrush

TOTAL: 23

[     ] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper [ ✔ ] seen an R-rated movie [ ✔ ] cruised the mall [     ] skipped school [     ] had surgery [ ✔ ] had an injury [     ] gone to court [     ] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping [   ✔   ] caught something on fire. [     ]  lied about your age

TOTAL: 27

[ ✔ ] owned/rented an apartment/house [     ] broke the law in the police’s presence [ ✔ ] made out with someone who had a GF/BF [     ] got in trouble with the police [ ✔ ] talked to a stranger [   ✔  ] hugged a stranger [    ] kissed a stranger [  ] rode in the car with a stranger [     ] been harassed [] been verbally harassed

TOTAL: 31

[   ✔   ] met face-to-face with someone you met online [] stayed online for 5+ hours straight [   ✔   ] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight [     ] watched TV for 5 hours straight [ ✔ ] been to a fair [ ] been called a bad influence [     ] drank and drove [     ] prank-called someone [ ✔ ] laid on a couch with someone of another gender [     ] cheated on a test

TOTAL:  35

If you have 00-10 … write [I’m a goody-goody]

If you have 11-20 … write [I’m still a goody-goody]

If you have 21-30 … write [I’m average]

If you have 31-40 … write [I’m a bad kid]

If you have 41-50 … write [I’m a very bad influence]

If you have 51-60 … write [I’m a horrible person]

If you have 61-70 … write [I should be in jail]

If you have 71-80 … write [I should be dead]

If you have 81-90 … write [I got a ticket to Hell]

[wiredawake]

got tagged by @thenelse to post nine of my favorite album covers and tag nine people to do the same, so here they are, in no particular order:

there is a hell believe me i've seen it, there is a heaven let's keep it a secret by bring me the horizon • by the throat by eyedea & abilities • what separates me from you by a day to remember • infinity on high by fall out boy • pulse by pink floyd • screamworks: love in theory and practice by HIM • futures by jimmy eat world • save rock n roll by fall out boy • let it enfold you by silverstein

tagging @cvsseulgi, @sauvageantinous, @prettyhatemachinegf, @outofthegarden @dangerjunkie, @carnationcomplex, @winonaryder1897, @layverse, @citypopfm

and anyone who wants to do this. no pressure <3

[allthebrazilianpolitics]

Brought by @outofthegarden. Thanks!