Am fem. Am graysexul. Minor. Not really hot topic. Married to @im-pandora-i-promiseA literal cat girlMeow or whateverPfp from speedway :3
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my first post was exactly 6.9 months ago teehe
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To test tumblr’s reading comprehension…
you can do ANYTHING to this post, reblog, add polls, start a fuckin roleplay in the notes, like it, I don’t give a shit.
BUT
you can’t add tags
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Chat I'm 15
The old school lack of transparency on tumblr is amazing because you assume the people you follow must all be equivalent to you and then you see someone write “I brought my youngest to college today” and someone else write “my mom wouldn’t let me listen to Ariana Grande when I was a kid” and then your head explodes
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thank geesus they're dead 🙏🙏
the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post
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the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post
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@the-taggerrr
making this purely bc
@neoninglitchen
every 10 votes I will send them a photo of stonks
Tag whoever you want. I'll start
@maryland-no-rabies @duothelingo
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*grabs you by the ankles and drags you kicking and screaming back to seymour*
Oh boy, yahooo was in a PM Seymour video I hope I'm not next
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@wisconsin-official
this is the funniest fucking billboard possible. who the fuck paid for this
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I don't think this will get very far but I want to do a note post lol
If this post gets 1 note I'll make my bed
If this post gets 5 notes I'll tidy my room
If this post gets 10 notes I'll come out to my boyfriend as a thing (that's a suprise for y'all)
If this post gets 20 notes I'll come out to one of my friends as the thing
If this post gets 40 notes I'll come out to two more friends as the thing
If this post gets 50 notes I'll publish a new chapter on my marauders fic
If this post gets 100 notes I'll write 3 chapters for my marauders fic
If this post gets 200 notes I'll get an mlm flag
If this post gets 300 notes I'll buy myself some clothes I've always wanted
If this post gets 400 notes I'll get my little alter a toy she wants
If this post gets 500 notes I'll introduce my little alter to a group of friends
If this post gets 1000 notes I'll take a self care day
If this post gets 5000 notes I'll buy tickets to go see my long distance boyfriend
Pls don't let the gimmick blogs find this
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NEBRASKA REF🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
“I’m Scottish that’s not how you say that”
Courtney you live in Nebraska and the closest you’ve been to scotland is watching David Tennant in doctor who don’t start.
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Wgats going on
May I eat a teensy, tiny, itty bitty rock with thou
Dear @literally-hottopic, I told thee to be careful.
But sure :3
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If you can’t reblog this, unfollow me now.
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group of TEENS cant oay HITCHHIKER, so he invites them home for DINNER, what happens next will SHOCK you (GONE WRONG?)
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I quite enjoyed it
I WILL eat old ass rosin and none of you can stop me.
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