#out of pocket ass

[twistedappletree]

laughing bc i failed a speech check at the devil’s den during the cannon heist convo and didn’t know it was gonna be henry proposing the absolute batshit idea of tying up hans and leaving him in the middle of the road as bait for an ambush

[ef-1]

Someone gave Daniel a knife and he's carrying it around in his lederhosen

[markesto]

Power of the sun in the palm of my hand

[yowyowyaoi]

Obito: So you know the whole worm question thing? When people ask if their partner would still love them if they were turned into a worm?

Kakashi: Yeah?

Obito: Do you ever think of how convenient that could be for certain people, if it happened?

Kakashi: What do you mean?

Obito: Okay, say that me and you were dating. And somewhere along the line, you cheated on me. And I found out, but you didn’t know that I found out.

Obito: And one day we’re out together and we have the worm conversation. And I assure you that I’d always love you no matter what you are.

Obito: And then a witch or something comes down and decides to test our relationship by actually turning you into a worm.

Obito: And you’re terrified because even though you’re a creature now, you still have your human brain and you’re aware of everything going on.

Obito: But at the same time, you have trust in me, because you’re sure that I’m still going to take care of you.

Obito: But then, while I’m holding you in my hand, I casually bring up that I know you cheated on me. And your tiny little heart starts to pound. So I take you with me to your secret lover’s home, and make you watch while I erase him from existence.

Obito: And then I go out into the woods to bury him. And I take you off of my shoulder and throw you into his open grave. And I explain that this is the best way I can love you; leaving you to feast on that person’s soon to be rotting body. And then I finish the job and leave you alone with the person you jeopardized our relationship to be with. Hoping that you feel it was worth it, to do that to me. 

Obito: Wouldn’t that be poetic? Wouldn’t that be a thing of beautiful, divine justice?

Obito: Anyways … want to go get some ramen with me? My treat!

Kakashi: …

Rin and Minato, standing nearby: …

Itachi, having come with the medicine that Obito forgot to take that morning: …

[fatedroses]

Jullus???

[cellgatinbo]

them having this tense encounter/chase with the eye workers then phil just comes in with the steel chair POCKET WHALE

[omegalerc]

cute lovely pic ofc but all my eyes are drawn to in this is how prominent the chass is when compared to arthur?? like the difference here is drastic really… sharl literally has a feminine figure

[wylanspipebomb]

i also think people forget that wylan is a little shit in the books too. like he’s such a bitch /lh

[prince-liest]

Eughhh, what a fucking Monday.

Woke up and got ready for work only to walk outside and realize someone had stolen all the wheels off of my fucking car. I live in a gated complex on the edge of town, so I don't know if this happened because one of my neighbors is a huge asshole or if the north gate being broken and stuck open let someone in or what, but it's just so shitty. They propped it up on three (3) cinderblocks and bent the doorframe and undercarriage, too.

Anyway, I had to take the day off and talk to my job, the police, my insurance, the car shop it's being taken to, the tow guys (towing took like 2 hours because there was no direct access), my parents, a coworker that lives in the same area to give me a ride tomorrow, etc...only people I haven't talked to are the housing complex folks, and that's because she's gone for the three day weekend.

Time for a late lunch and spitefully scrolling through Amazon for security cameras...I need a cup of tea.

[terezis]

live service for animal crossing pocket camp ends this week...... i have played every day since it came out in 2017 so this is incredibly sad for me LOL. in tribute i drew some of my favorite outfits. i really got so much mileage out of those pink daisy boots

[healpimp]

im gonna level w you, fellow medic mains. you are a lot worse at the game than you think

[trash-gremlin]

VHS Christmas Carols Spoilers

a bunch of my favourite parts and reactions in the VHS Christmas Carols bc i think it needs more love (its incredible btw and definitely worth the money)

i will never get over curts acting choices for this line, the little laugh before saying it and his FACE OH MY GOSH HIS ACTINGGGGGG

maybe the real gift was the love we had for each other and the sacrifices we were willing to make to make the other one happy

these three and their vogue-esque gay ass little song is the only thing that matters to me

it took me forever to turn that into a gif so i hope you enjoy it as much as i do

their reactions to the match girl showing up + brian mouthing "what the"

again laurens reaction to the match girl

ugh ATE

smth i only noticed on like the third rewatch - you can see scrooge holding and inspecting the watch he bought off jim when he bumps into the match girl

this is here bc they all look very good in that lighting especially lauren

embarrassing to admit it took me until here to realise that the match girl died

ajs little smile makes it feel like scrooge is taunting bob here and i love ittttt especially as hes calling him bobby

THIS

the ghost of christmas past jumping rope + scrooge being confused and doing it too

meredith lighting the ghost of christmas past's cigarette

scrooge basically begs his younger self in this scene, i absolutely love ajs choices in this show as scrooge. also i am such a huge fan of this casting not only because they are both phenomenal actors that i will never shut up about but they genuinely look similar and it works very well in this context

scrooge honey you cant fight the christmas electricity

HUGE dad energy

the top of his tiny tim shirt poking out + he looks really good here

funny little thing i noticed - his shirt isnt buttoned, just folded over itself. in the actual show you can see him tuck it under his jacket those quick changes must be killing them

the way he begs them and they dont even react.. paired with the music and this is horror movie level stuff

he got his watch back :,)

no im not crying, i have allergies... yea im allergic to being sad

i went back and made it a gif bc LOOK. LOOK AT HIS ACTING OH MY GOD. IF YOU COULD HEAR THE WAY HE SAID IT YOUD BE JUST AS INSANE AS ME HOLY SHITTTTTTT

this show is incredible go rent it right now if you havnt seen it, go rent it again if you have, and sacrifice all of your money and worldly possessions to starkid thank you and goodnight

[journeyman-tier-fibercraft]

I'm a little late for WIP Wednesday but I haven't knit since Wednesday so it still counts right?

I have absolutely smashed this underarm portion of the back panel, on row 153/160 (95%!!!). However. My goal for the underarm length is 24 inches. And I'm currently at 22. T-T I will Increase My Total (168 will probably work but I'll report back when I have motivation)

I'm already looking ahead to the upper back portion, which will be about 64 rows based on my gauge. Plus a couple more rows for shoulder shaping.... I'm Actually on row 153 out of 238. 64% finished.

I'm usually a Process Knitter but this is very much a Product Knitter's project. I keep daydreaming about all the lace shawls I could be knitting (but never wear). But the Evil Pink Cardigan.... My precious...

[hoarding-stories]

A fuckin Geas??? Y'know the thing that does damage and can kill you if you don't follow it???

And she's going to forget that it was cast

Holy shit this is soooo fucking dangerous, she has this compulsion in the middle of a tense political conclave where Ame's life is on the line, and she is in Ame's retinue

What the fuck is this going to lead to?

[see-arcane]

HarperCollins is asking authors to license their books for AI training

Authors would have to opt-in to the agreement with an unnamed AI firm, with one reporting an offer of $2,500 to license their book for three years.

According to a statement HarperCollins gave to 404 Media, the agreement protects authors’ “underlying value of their works and our shared revenue and royalty streams.” Author Daniel Kibblesmith posted screenshots of an email showing that he would be paid $2,500 if he allowed one of his books to be licensed.

I do not care how it's dressed. I do not care what carrots are dangled. I do not care what promises are made or how sneakily these vultures try to inject AI scraping horseshit into their programs and contracts.

Fuck AI Writing.

Fuck AI Art.

Full stop. No exceptions, no excuses.

[thechibilitwick]

winter hater kazui is like this to shidou do u gets

is he stupid or what