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sorry i cant help that he's everything to me :/
#dont be fooled by people thinking hes unfit to reign#i think one of the smartest things raegan does is make everyone think he's a reckless idiot#when really he's reckless but also like the smartest person alive#most of the things he does are very deliberate. some are just raegan being raegan but like. still lmao#he IS messy but hes also smart. ok#raegan showing up hours late to his own birthdy party#partiallg because hes just like that partially becausd hd had to charm his way#out of an assassination attempt
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insane how Red Robin is "the loner Tim Drake book" when he had friends and family just popping out of the woodwork like daisies asking him to come home and enjoy hugs like he used to 😭
#tim drake#red robin#batman#batfam#dc comics#steph cassie dick kon that whole screen of phone calls he ignored....#Tam literally RUNNING INTO THE DESERT after him because Lucius was worried#the way YJ and ALL the active Gotham heroes came out to foil Ra's' plan#M'gann randomly showing up JUST to help Tim fake his attempted assassination to Vicki Vale#the regular Dick-Tim-Damian teamups. The Tim-Steph teamups#Bruce popping in just so we could get that Bruce-Tim hug splash page#the way the book brought Lonnie back specifically to team him up with Tim#insane levels of 'COME HOME WE MISS YOU!!!' happening in that comic
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Empress and her Bodyguard.
(OCs, grey haired lady Zaphira she/her, demon Shargon he/they)
(also some details up close)


and this guy bc i find him funny

#ganondoodles#art#digital art#painting#artists on tumblr#ocs#original character#look i had to call it quits at some point#so if i waited anylonger to post it in whatever form of finished it was i would have lost interest and would never have posted it so#here it is#also you guys get more info#zaphira is the empress of the largest land in this world and conquered most of it in her youth#she used to be obsessed with war bc she wanted to prove herself to be the strongest ruler there was after the violent death of her-#adopted parents#she grew to see that that isnt the way in part bc of her lover at that time who was a general in her army#but she died in that battle and since then zaphira has been trying to rebuild whatever she destroyed and give back what she can#but she is still very hated and couldnt leave her palace for the longest time bc of assassins until she heard of a demon lurking around#and sought him out to be her bodyguard bc who would dare attack her when shes got a demon at her side#this is her arriving at the palace of another country whos leader challegned her to a fist fight bc he thought shes frail and old#(its an assassination attempt- she knows that)
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Just found your "Megatron is a beautiful female bird" post and it changed me forever
Hell, he really does hits all the benchmark for a beautiful female bird
I think the best part is that if he didn’t even know, like in the beginning of the war he and Optimus were making their statements on the pros of joining their side but all the seekers were thinking “holy shit I have never seen a more breedable bot”
Actually @cellberry had some pretty funny tags about this that I wanted to draw
#Megatron probably misses the assassin attempts#alternatively Megatron never tells Starscream so one day he just appears with a sparkling and all of the seekers go into chaos#Starscream is going to kill someone and this time it isn’t Megatron#asks#breedable Megatron#I’m gonna use that tag if y’all wanna filter it out#transformers#transformers fanart#transformers g1#starscream#megatron#megastar#megascream#maccadams#mechpreg#tf seekers
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joseon king x scheming advisor.....
#omniscient reader's viewpoint#kim dokja#yoo joonghyuk#orv#my art#joongdok#kdj is hired as a military strategist but mostly spends his time preventing assassination attempts on yjh and himself#he should be simultaneously the most and least trustworthy existence in yjh's life#they are always observed whispering to each other out of earshot of the crowds#after a while kdj begins carrying around a simple folding fan to guard against lipreaders#and centuries later historians will uncover fragments of its jade handle in yjh's tomb
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All credit and gratitude to the amazing @galdsy for bringing this commission to life!
Image Description: A Thin panel of the Golden God of Light saying: Did you really think that Desperate Gambit of of fusing your feeble souls could harm me?"
A medium panel showing rose petals beginning to swirl as The God of Light is reaching for Ruby Rose who has reached out her own hand and placed it on his torso. Answering his question with: "No. That 'desperate gambit' was just us planting a seed."
The third and last panel shows a back shot of Ruby and a more distant front shot of the God of Light. His torso is now missing a large chunk, his body is fragmenting into golden petals that turn red as he stares in shock. Ruby raises her left hand and continues, saying, "Now, bloom and, Scatter."
Image description end.
This is basically how I want the Gods to be dealt with, I have a myriad of theories on how it could work, but they are all just theories. So for now, let's just enjoy the amazing art and see what comes!
#RWBY#Comic#art#Commissioned art#Ruby Rose#God o Light (RWBY)#greenlight volume 10#Deicide#Love the colors this came out so well#I highly recommend galdsy!#Inspired by Gin's assassination attempt on Aizen but in my version it works
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It's always funny to me when in an lu fic the chain is offered bananas and don't accept them. Like, you're offering these high energy adventures free food?? Fruit they'll have never even heard of before??? A ridiculously expensive imported good at best?? AND it boosts your attack?
Not ONE of these idiots would ever turn down something new and interesting to eat at least once. They'd be all over those bananas and immediately get dubbed yiga and I'm honestly surprised no one has used it in a fic yet 🤭
#I know it's for plot reasons but it really shows the author's hand lol. 'just a quick bit of standard suspicion now move along we have more#Interesting things to do'#Again I get it it's always funny to see them fail the vibe check and get plied with a random fruit#There could be a fake out where they ask for the bananas and while everyone's panicking they go 'I've never had one before I'd love to try'#Or someone brings up kohga and they're like who???#But you could make a whole fic out of the chain getting mistaken for yiga and getting chased out of everywhere that's heard the news#And them travelling around trying to clear their name when they don't even know what happened.#Heck maybe they figure it out when the yiga mistake then in disguise too XD!#Also featuring as many Wild assassination attempts as you want. Like he's hunting them down but he travels faster than news#Spreads so he's rarely on time and can't set traps#And the 8 of them keep fending him off but he's really got the upper hand and DEEPLY unhappy#I'm just saying it'd make for some EXCELLENT scenes and I know y'all in the LU fandom like your misunderstandings#The chain strolling along in faron like yum these are delicious we gotta stock up while we're here#And in the tree above them wilds eye's twitching#loz#legend of zelda#linked universe#lu wild#lu chain#loz fic#fic ideas#fic prompt#loz link#loz lu#yiga clan
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#us politics#republicans#conservatives#twitter#tweet#x#political violence#domestic terrorism#kidnapping attempt#gov. gretchen whitmer#paul pelosi#captiol riot#insurrection#jan 6th insurrection#gop#donald trump#assassination attempt#republican hypocrisy#fuck around and find out#adam parkhomenko
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I keep thinking about how Ezio's Family became the overall theme song for Assassin's Creed, and it upsets me so much. I've got nothing against the song, I love it and it's a beautiful song, but in my head that's Ezio's song, and it feels so wrong to hear that song in games he's not a part of, if that makes sense.
#asscreed#ive been listening to the soundtracks a lot lately and it's just got me thinking#it's such a non issue but it bothers me so much lmao#also closely looking at song titles; revelations main them simply being titled as ''assassin's creed theme'' makes me think#that was the first attempt at establishing a main theme#which it's perfect for the desmond/altaïr/ezio storyline#bias aside... i wish that one caught on instead ngl#anytime a new game comes out and i see ''Ezio's family [insert game] version'' i audibly sigh#i'm glad each game/character still gets their own seperate theme though#but i wish that was all that they did#unfortunately they just gotta add Ezio's Family into each game now bc that's just part of the brand now ig#idk i think I'm just yapping now
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pov an old friend who died over 10 years ago suddenly reappears, especially looking less human

(+ bonus margin doodle gag as usual bc i can’t help myself)
#practice sketch to figure him out in my actual art style…! my previous art were attempts to draw him more realistically#assassin’s creed#desmond miles#ghosts in the machine au#doodles#edit: THIS IS NOT ROMANTIC SHDBDHF it’s like indiana jones w short round or lee w clementine 😭#desmond helped out and was helped by a 7 year old who’s since grown up but will always be under his wing (now literal)
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gotta say nothing that transpired over the past week was on my 2024 bingo card haha WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON RN
#um guys#.#what in the FUCK IS HAPPENKNG RN#may you live in interesting times#jfc#uhhh#trump assassination attempt#trump assasination#joe biden#kamala harris#usa#usa news#us politics#us american#jd vance#biden drop out#!?!?!???!!!!!!!!!!
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You know what. I do like the headcanon of the Durge and Gortash ship especially when Durge romances Wyll. Very funny that Durge's taste goes from Absolutely Horrible Nasty Rat Man Gortash to Very Good Uncorruptible Prince Charming Wyll.
Orin is such a good sister!!!! ❤️❤️
#orin was just looking out for durge!!!!!!#she just wanted better for her sister!!!!#what's a little assassination attempt between siblings!!!!!#durge#wyll ravengard#bg3#enver gortash#durge really want from. worst man to best man. ugliest man to most handsome man.
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I’m so freaking tempted to make an apothecary oc of a head lady-in-waiting for Lishu because I HATE those mfers who work “For her”

this is my BABY, she is a BABY! Leave her alone!! She’s 14!! She was nine when she was made the first Emperors concubine-
ive only seen the anime but i doubt she had a choice in becoming the second emperors concubine Leave my baby alone!!!
#the apothecary diaries#lady lishu#screw her ladies in waiting all my homies hate her ladies in waiting#i love her sm she’s so cute#not only that but she has to keep an eye out for assassination attempts 🥺#mama bear go brrr when she’s on screen omg
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Ffs you would think that for a nation as obsessed with firearms as the US that some one would have hit him by now. On accident even.
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Nice try dipshit. I know what you are

#you really thought you had me there didnt you. tch.#getting multiple assassination attempts carried out on you for your hoffman favoritism online will do that to ya#all jokes aside though i guess anyone can just call me gabe if they want to lmfao#latenightsundayblues ask tag
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Merlin 2x10 but that jester guy messed up and accidentally spelled Morgana instead of Arthur. Everything ends up fine ~ somehow ~ but making out with Vivian made Morgana realize that she's gay and she goes "well I already have to hide my magic, I'm not gonna bother w hiding this part of me as well" and is very open & very loud in her pursuit of women, especially if it annoys Uther
#bbc merlin#morgana pendragon#she's a lesbian ur honor#her assassination attempts are just her making out w girl on his throne hoping it gives him a heart attack#merlin would have been happier if she actually turned evil#this may or may not end in morgwen idk#or maybe freygana for the spice
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