#otp; its ineffable

[the-boy-king-rp-multi]

"𝘐 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶."

Three little words that had shattered Crowley's heart into a million pieces the second he pulled away from that kiss. That kiss, that he'd worked up the courage to do after finally confessing his feelings again after six thousand years of winning Aziraphale's heart back over again after he'd been cast out of heaven, and he'd been made to forget who Crowley was before the fall, forget how they'd fallen in love in heaven.

Only to be rejected, and for Aziraphale to turn his back on him for heaven.

Again.

Eons ago, maybe the prospect of having his angelic status restored, being with him again like this might've overjoyed the former archangel. But now, after experiencing first hand the corruption from both sides, the cruelty, the toxic hierarchy that would never be fixed, seeing how.. absolutely dull heaven had become over millennia? Not now. Being drowned in holy water would've hurt less than this. Less than being rejected by the one person he loved in the entire UNIVERSE more than the stars he hung in the skies himself. It would hurt- But Aziraphale would have to get hurt by them himself to truly understand why he refused to return home, no matter how much his heart ached to.

Any phone calls or any attempted contact from anyone for the next several days and weeks he had ignored- He couldn't. He couldn't do this right now. He just wanted to get drunk and stay drunk for the foreseeable future. It didn't harm his 'human' form as it would mortals, so screw it. He held himself together just long enough to get home before the tears came spilling almost endlessly, grabbing a bottle from the cabinet and slumping to his bedroom, where he proceeded to kick off his shoes, snapping his fingers to where he was in nothing but a pair of black pajamas, and proceeded to get drunk and cry, cry until his chest hurt and he couldn't breathe (not that he needed to), until the feeling of exhaustion and being heavily intoxicated dragged him under.

That was weeks ago.

Or maybe longer- he'd lost track of time, doing nothing but drink and confine himself to his bedroom, feeling sorry for himself. Maybe he would sleep it off for the next bloody century. It was what he always did when they fought, or he was angry or hurt. @wayfaringstrangxr

[fdrsamericanflagduckfloaty]

I’m reading the tags (your tumblr tags are always the funniest thing ever) and it’s just like

“Oh yeah dude don’t worry I’m always happy to read your writing”

#i may have to owe you a fic or three for reading that

“That fic killed my soul give me the fics-”

No but that fic wasn’t absolutely TERRIBLE. I’ve read worse. It was actually pretty well written. It was just a bit goofy. Goofy ahh. Just a tad.

Uh

I’m more worried about your brain

my tumblr tags reflect the inner wires of my brain. it reflects my one braincell. its name is goof

hjjksdfgvb i owe u exactly 3 fics now. pick what u want me to write. i will write, as you have seen, literally anything

...yeah it was gofy (I MEANT GOOFY BUT WE STICK W/ IT) as fuck but its more of a laugh-as-they-look-terrified-embarrassed than im-gonna-cry-you-actually-read-that?-embarrassed

...

brain go bBRR2RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR it just. it vibrates. its like a cellphone, ringing, but like, silently, so it vibrates violently. like. oh. new fluff idea?? small vibration. heavy angst??? medium. dirtiest shit you could think of?? suddenly i am a back massager i am vrooming vrooming at the speed of light

or im just fearless in terms of fic idfk at this point

[beepmeowz]

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[peachesgalore7]

I do be sad

Just a lil

Give it to me Miyazaki style señor Gaiman I’m waiting

[aleswiftgron]

I was rewatching one of my fav movies: The Book Of Life, and now i get why do i love Ineffable Husbands so much

This was my OTP when i was 9, two inmortal occult/ethereal beings that are in love with each other even though they are not supposed to and one of them is kind and has a good heart and the other as well but is hidden and only shows it with the one they love so much

ITS THEM, EVEN THE FUCKING PICTURES LOOK ALIKE

[katiefrog217]

Once you get this, you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly. Then you have to send this to ten of your favourite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool~) 🌈 🌈

Sorry for not getting to this sooner! I had a long and busy week and I needed some time to scroll through my follower list and pick out the cool peeps to tag in this (because I don't want to go barging into everyone's DMs/askbox). Also hi! I recognize your username! Loved the little thing you wrote for Good Omens! :))

Anyway! To start! 5 things I like about myself:

I'm self-aware (weird flex but ok). Seriously though, I at least try to be aware of all my bad habits/quirks so I can try to work on them (or at least, keep them to a minimum). I fail at it sometimes, but that's alright.

I'm enthusiastic about everything I love, and don't let age stop me. I will ramble on about my OTPs fight me.

I enjoy my art, all of it, even if its not the best. Don't get me wrong, I'm frustrated with it a lot.

I try to enjoy/engage with everything, even if it isn't my genre or hobby. I think people should be allowed to enthusiastically ramble on about the things they love, even if they don't interest me personally.

I'm a realistic optimist. That is, I always consider the worst things that could happen, and plan for the worst, but always hope that things will turn out for the best regardless. Its important to stay grounded in reality, but that doesn't mean we can't wish for the otherwise. That's just how I feel, anyway!

Ok! Now onto the hard part, the tagging of people. I could do this in DMs or send them an ask, but I think this works just as well. I can also just make you go and check out their pages this way ;)

@lickthecowhappy - one of the first people I followed and generally interacted with after returning to Tumblr. A real cool person, always liking and reblogging real niche Good Omens stuff. They also write good poetry!

@knifeforkspooncup - for being a real cool person to allow me to ramble in their DMs about the things I'm working on (unprompted). They are also a good artist and write some fantastic stuff! Go read it!!

@thatskindarough - For similar reasons to Knife, for letting me ramble on in their DMS like a madwoman about Good Omens and the fic I'm working on, and for suppling me ideas. They do some great art and are really fun, do go check them out!!

@darcydoesfuckall - I see them in my reblogs a lot, and I think they are an enthusiastic person who deserves to have their stuff seen more (they draw and do cosplay!!). Go check out their patreon and their Good Omens project at Qe-Podfic!

@ineffable-hyperfixation - Again, I always see them in my reblogs, and they are always up for interaction. A fun person! :D

@examishbookwyrm, @devotea, and GoodOmensDuh (Sorry I can't seem to tag the last one :( ). I don't always interact with these 3 much, but they pop up on my activity enough and I appreciate them being here :))

I know I'm supposed to do 10 but I can't think of any more rn, 8 will have to do sdfhjhjfdg

-SLAMS HAND DOWN

I GOT IT @kurisutt and @irradiatedwarlock are my last two! Because like the last few, they are always, always in my activity and I appreciate that they like my stuff enough to be a constant in my notifications!!

[vulpine-spectacle]

are there any fandoms you WON'T write ofc characters for? you've got such great writing and storytelling, but i wonder if there's a fandom you won't do.

Eh, never say never. I've had fandoms I didn't like back in the day and I am now aggressively apart of, and fandoms I was apart of and now aggressively don't like.

GOOD OMENS - in part because, I don't know who I would write an original female character for, and, most importantly, I don't have a story to tell. Crowley and Aziraphale are soul-mates and I will die on the hill that is their ineffable love. And there aren't any other characters within that universe I feel compelled to write for. I might write Crowley x Aziraphale fanfiction eventually, though. I do love them a lot. But it'd be pretty fluffy and domestic because that's what they deserve.

TWISTERS - I've been asked before if I would write in the Twisters universe, and the thing is ... maybe. Similarly to Good Omens, I just love Owen and Kate so much, and I can't foresee a story where Owen would choose to be with someone other than Kate. I have considered a fic where Kate's boyfriend lives and pairing Owen with another character. That is a possibility. I also considered a SadFic where Owen had a girlfriend who gets axed before the events of Twister, so he and Kate find love in each other after grief. But again, it's all very tentative. Owen and Kate are OTP.

HARRY POTTER - I am genuinely terrified. I feel like Harry Potter has evolved so much since the last time I was apart of that fandom, and the Marauders has become its own genre altogether. Harry Potter is my childhood and one of my very first original characters was a daughter of Sirius Black who I paired with Neville (BECAUSE I LOVED HIM BEFORE HE GOT HOT!) so it holds a very nostalgic place in my heart. I do actually have Marauders OFC's and characters I'd pair with them, but I think I'd be hesitant because of the fandom itself. But that might change.

TWILIGHT - I would actually really like to write a story set in the Twilight universe, but I would do major revisions. For example, I always said that in a fanfiction for Twilight I would have Alice - being the icon that she is - spend hours doing makeup on every single Cullen so they all don't look sickly pale and so they have actual color - especially fake tans, I imagine she'd go hard on Emmett in a "tanning bed gone wrong" incident for shits and giggles. I would also entirely erase Jasper being a confederate soldier, because what the fuck. The Cullens also wear contact lenses because golden eyes??? And I think I'd also go hard on the actual Imprinting and the treatment and portrayal of the Quiluete tribe and the werewolves as a whole. Basically, I would revise Twilight's whole ass lore before I even got started on a fanfiction. And I don't know how that would be received by the fandom. I also considered writing a fanfiction where a character calls out these idiocies, but I feel like that'd just be more me self-inserting and negging on the characters, ya know? But, yeah, it'd be a Carlisle x OFC fic because holy fuck he's hot.

There's more but these are my major ones.

[bowser14456]

One Night in Bangor (And the World’s Your Oyster): 51

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[fandom-wordsmith]

General Fandom Terminology

Do you want to be more involved in fandom, but you don’t know all the crazy words fandoms use? Below is a collection of common fandom terms and their definitions. 

Fandom - The collective fans of a piece of media (including TV shows, movies, books, comics, video games, etc.).

Fanfiction/fanfic/fic - a fictional work created for free by fans of an existing media about the characters &/or world of that media.

AO3 (An Archive Of Our Own) - a website that acts as an archive for fanfiction, run by the Organization for Transformative Works (OTW), a nonprofit organization dedicated to preserving the history of fanworks and fan culture. As an archive, AO3 is not a social media platform, and it does not have an algorithm. Instead, it has a complex search engine that allows users to filter fics based on fandoms, characters, relationships, ratings, warnings, and other tags.

Zine - an amateur-created magazine. In fandom spaces, zines contain fan content like fanfiction or fanart that is made by and for fans of a particular fandom. 

Canon - a term adopted by fandom to mean the events and elements of the original media or text, exactly as they were published. 

Headcanon - an idea that a fan imagines to be true despite not being supported by evidence from the original media. 

Fanon - ideas introduced by the fandom that are not part of the original media but that are canon-compliant and widely treated as canon by members of the fandom community. An idea becomes fanon based on its longevity in the fandom. 

Blorbo (originally “Blorbo from my shows”) - your favorite character. The term comes from a tumblr post complaining about people constantly tagging their favorite characters on unrelated content. 

Poor little meow meow - a miserable, pathetic, problematic character, used as a term of endearment. 

Cinnamon Roll - a sweet, kindhearted character. The term comes from a 2014 article title from The Onion: “Beautiful Cinnamon Roll Too Good For This World, Too Pure.”

Shipping - a variation on the word “relationship,” this is the act of thinking that two characters would be good together in a romantic relationship and wanting them to get together.  

Ship - a desired relationship between two characters. 

Ship name - a portmanteau combination of the names of two characters in a ship. This could be first or last names, aliases, or occasionally a descriptive word/phrase. Examples of ship names are “Steddie” (Steve Harrington/Eddie Munson from “Stranger Things”), “Sleeping Warrior” (Aurora/Mulan in “Once Upon A Time”), and “Ineffable Husbands” (Aziraphale/Crowley from “Good Omens”).

Slash - a fanfiction in which characters of the same sex are in a romantic or sexual relationship. Slash often refers to two men, while femslash refers to two women. The term comes from the backslash symbol used to tag two characters as being in a romantic or sexual relationship, as in [Character 1]/[Character 2].

Anti - a person who is vocally against a particular ship and harasses people who create content for that ship. (Don’t do this.)

OTP (one true pairing) - your favorite ship. 

OT3 - your favorite polyamorous ship. If the polyamorous ship contains more than three characters, OT4, OT5, etc. are used. 

NOTP - pronounced “no-T-P,” this is a pairing or ship that you personally dislike. 

Plot armor - a character is said to have plot armor when they are too important to the story to die. 

DLDR (Don’t Like, Don’t Read) - a general piece of fandom advice that if you don’t like the content described in the tags, don’t read the fic, and especially don’t complain to the author that you don’t like the tagged material.

SALS (Ship And Let Ship) - A fandom rule that says not to harass people who like ships that you don’t like. 

YKINMKATO [Your Kink Is Not My Kink (And That’s Ok)] - A fandom rule that says not to dissuade or harass people who create kink content, or content more generally, that you don’t like. Sometimes referred to as “kinktomato” because of how the acronym looks. 

Beta reader - a proofreader or editor of a fanfic who is not the author of the fic.

If you want to learn more, fanlore.org is a great place to start! 

[butchtwelfthdoctor]

2 & 14? :3

hi! :D

2 - otp?

uhhhh sort of??? for doctor who i just..... am not suuper invested in their relationships in a romantic or sexual way, i prefer just a really interesting dynamic, which is often not one that could end in a nice happily ever after yknow??? But. Twissy. twissyyyyyyyyyy twissy twelve and misyyyyyyy. i just think they have most fascinating and unhinged and, yeah, pretty sensual relationship. there's just so much there to unpack!!!! the end of the eaters of light alone.............. ough............ even their first meeting in s8................. normal people do not do that!! people with normal relationships do not do that!! like the singular ship across any media i've been most invested in is aziraphale and crowley but like... i know they're going to get a happy ending and while their dynamic is interesting it doesnt have the same level of batshit unhingedness that makes twelve and missy So Fascinating to think about. like ineffable husbands boils down to 'forbidden love' but twissy has too many layers for that. yay <3

14 - is there a character/ship you were so sure you would never write or draw but now you've changed your mind?

gonna be honest i was not sold on thoschei when i was mostly seeing tensimm stuff but twissy changed my mind completely. like the art people do for tensimm is great but idk not really my thing i cant quite get past the year that never was, but then after the end of time and then into twissy stuff there's a...... its not even a redemption arc for missy but there's a level of character development that makes it better for After the end of time. like simmmaster refusing to regenerate in teh doctor's arms & ten crying over him was, to me, something i only got at an intellectual level idk - like ok yeah he's upset cos that's teh only other time lord in existence buuuuuut he did just keep you prisoner and humiliate you and torture a whole planet for a year idk man........... like it was wild but it doesn't invoke the same feral energy in me that twissy does. does that even count as the same ship?? it kinda doesnt. idk. but idk i havent drawn tensimm but i have drawn twissy a bunch of times and if were to write a doctor who fic other than the one i've got going atm (i would put missy in it if i could but she doesnt quiiiite fit) (except i just had an au of my au idea for that lol) it would have twelve and missy in it for sure

[heartscrypt]

For the fandom questions, how about O, T, and X? Thank you!

O: Choose a song at random, what ship does it remind you of?

this song will always be ineffable husbands to me i cant explain why. i love good omens waiting for that s2 baby!!!!!

T: What are your favorite male/male ships or female/female ships?

well. glances at my entire account. you guys have seen how ill jamiazu makes me so there's one. i dont really have anything fr twst besides them. for ace attorney there is NO way im not gonna say wrightworth they are actually married at this point. faraskye is a close second they're so silly. for cfv lunam solos they're literally the girlfriends ever. ill bring up kaichi later but kairen is really funny as exes and renkyou is just funny in general

X: 3 OTPs from 3 different fandoms.

auuu this is so!!! um um uerrm. going with my overall favorites OF ALL TIME!!!

1) kaichi (toshiki kai x aichi sendou, cardfight vanguard). this one is at the top because theyre so fucking canon im gonna throw up THEY LITERALLY ARE EVERYTHING YOU COULD EVER WANT IN A TROPE.

2) klapollo (klavier gavin x apollo justice, ace attorney) i really like them an abnormal amount i love dynamics where its like (guy who is trying so hard to be normal) x (guy who is absolutely not normal)

3) ranpoe (ranpo edogawa x edgar allan poe, bungou stray dogs) this one was the og jamie ship if u followed me on my old account. i posted that shit REGULARLY . on the DAILY. it was worse on twitter

[fabian-watches]

Training to draw faster with the dumbest joke I heard today

[giorg-ovo]

The Virgin.

[loopnoid]

hello and welcome to my cheese factory today’s special is “crowley is still not used to being called a nice person”

[whenhumansthinkofhospitality]

I can't thank @lonicera-caprifolium enough for these gorgeous wallpaper options!! I'm so happy to share them with everyone ❤️ this is beyond fantastic, more beautiful than anything I could have asked for❤️

[bowser14456]

"Those guys are dorks." "Yes but they're my dorks."

It’s a New Craze: 27

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