#otp: two codependent losers

[cyberdragoninfinity]

giving you dennis for the ask meme if you havent gotten him already. gotta get that daily dose of poodle

:) thank you tam i would love to talk about him.

Why I like them/why I don’t: god. Guy Who Burrowed Into My Brain So Fucking Bad. Help Me. i love this jackass. he's a fucking LOSER!!! HE SUCKS!!! i LOVE that dennis is a spineless pathetic liar and massive coward and an unhinged asshole more times than once!! type of guy who's just masks all the way down and i KNOW his identity issues are fucking lethal back there. his dub voice is an absolutely top 10 favorite for me!! he is one of the BIGGEST war criminals in yugioh to the point that he had to spend his duel links event apologizing to the rest of the cast!!! HE KILLED HIMSELF IN FRONT OF A CRUISE SHIP FULL OF PEOPLE. AND HE TALKS LIKE THAT. AND ACTS LIKE THAT. HIS GUILT IS GOING TO EAT HIM ALIVE. REBLOG TO MAKE IT EAT HIM FASTER.

also if we're always talkin about like. jesse and yugi and joey's dock duel as yugioh's gayest moments and characters we need dennis on that list right fucking now. borderline canon gay character to me he is so deliberately gay coded to like. 1930s Hayes Code Movie Degrees. fucking insane. slash pos.

What I like about their appearance: it is so fucking stupid. <3 the like??!?! jacket + vest combo in polymerization colors??!? his little purple bow that's matchies with yuri for some reason???? HIS STUPIDASS HAIR THAT LOOKS LIKE EASTER FAKE CRINKLE GRASS?? RIDICULOUS CHARACTER DESIGN. SLASH POS. CARROT BIT ME.... AGAIN.

Do I prefer their dub names or original names? cannot believe he came like that (named dennis.) i think i like 'macfield' a smidge more than mcfield though. dawg why you got two always sunny characters in your name.

OTP: siiiiiiiighssss through my teeth. i will not. be beating the Losing the Yaoi War allegations. dennis/yuri truthism blowing my entire brain up this summer and fall and Now. as if it's my fault dennis's duel links lines for yuri Sound Like That. i know they had a little gay thing only the way toxic codependent middle schoolers can have. yuri's convo with dennis in DL might make me insane. sorry in advance.

NOTP: obviously i cant make people Not ship something but whenever i see dennis shipped with a girl im just a little bit like. are you sure about that. are we sure. 🌈

OT3: i actually dont think i really have a 3+ ship for dennis. born 2 be monogamous i guess. i dont think he could handle having multiple partners i feel like he'd date them separately and be too skittish to break up with one of them and then it blows up in his face. lol

Favourite card they use: ive grown very fond of Performage Trapeze Magician after using it in DL for months now.... Flame Eater is also Really sillycute

i also. do like chaos ancient gear giant and its big fucked up dog pauldrons. dennis and his hunting hounds…okaaaayyyy

Favourite moment they were in: GODDDD IT'S SO FUCKING HARD TO PICK JUST ONE. I NEED TO MAKE A DENNIS DUB COMPILATION SO BAD. EVERY TIME HE'S ON SCREEN IS A TREAT FOR ME i think i have to go with his duel with gong in synchro. i love his dynamic with gong i wish we got more of it.

Least favourite moment: i Like the dennis/yuya duel (it's like. one of the few things i actually like about that 8 episode final stretch from hell) but i gotta say i dont know how great i feel about having dennis become the dueltaining teacher to all these kids who got war displaced effectively due to. uh. his actions. yugioh i dont know about that one.

Something I associate with them:

i dont want to talk about it.

[predvestnik]

𝑺𝑯𝑰𝑷𝑷𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑰𝑵𝑭𝑶. Answer the following for your muse(s) so people know how shipping works on your blog.

— What’s your OTP for your Muse(s)?

Shocker: Chaeya. I think they're two halves of the same loser. I see their stories as heavily mirrored and that's scrumptious.

— What are you willing to RP when it comes to shipping?

I'm open to anything within the range of relationships between consenting adults. I don't like to sanitize interactions for the sake of making them "pure" if that isn't in the context to do so, not everything has to be a display of moral integrity. Give me the obsessions, the codependency and ugly jealousy, the one sided and hurtful pining, a muse leading the other on, the gross fluff and the scandalous affairs, so on and so forth. I'll take it all.

— How large does the age gap have to be to make it uncomfortable?

So long as it's between adults who are 20+, I don't really care.

— Are you selective when shipping?

Somewhat? Even if it's a ship bias, I find it hard to write a relationship with another muse if I have yet to see how their specific portrayal can complement mine (and vice-versa) in that regard without getting stuck in how to come up with scenarios for them to engage. I sincerely draw blanks.

— How far do steamy moments have to go before they’re considered NSFW?

I write explicitly so I'd say as soon as it gets physical. Teasing is suggestive, making out passionately already gets a tag.

— Who are other muses you ship your muse with?

So... many... Yelan, Zhongli, Diluc, Lumine, Wriothesley, Thoma, that's from the top of my head.

— Does one have to ask to ship with you?

That's anyone's safest bet. I love shipping but that's not what I look primarily between charaters, so frequently I will be the dense one and what can be misconstrued as disinterest in shipping is just me being focused on something else.

— How often do you like to ship?

As often as it makes sense to, I'd say. Whether organically through interactions or a nice discussion behind the scenes, though I'm forever in love with the former.

— Are you multiship?

Yes! Just not with duplicates of a given character.

— Are you ship obsessed or ship more-or-less?

More or less.

— What is your favorite ship in your current fandom?

I'll say a CURRENT one because the favorites are fairly obvious by now: Durin and Dvalin.

— Finally, how does one ship with you?

Ask me, the worst that can happen is me declining and proposing something different for us to still interact. ovo-b

Tagged by @ccaptain <333

[milkovichs]

IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA | 15.01 – “2020: A Year In Review”

[zolusbian]

macdennis

[blackberry-gingham]

ooh, def Toad!!🐸

Bless you 😭😭😭 also tagging @samatedeansbroccoli since she asked for the same character 😩

Favorite thing:

Probably his severe underdog status tbh. I am not joking when I say that literally no one genuinely likes this man or even gives him the time of day in the Marvel universe.

Which is just amplified when we consider that he's actually extremely powerful, assuming we take his toad powers to their logical and scientific conclusions and all

Least favorite thing:

Dnsjskskak the way that his creators can't settle on one design for him and so he constantly swings between "ok looking at best" to "literally the most hideous, uncanny thing you've ever seen in your life" 😭

Favorite line:

At the tail end of his run in the wolverine X-Men school comic, as he's being exiled for helping Paige do her nefarious stuff and the others are like "was it worth it" or whatever and he says

"All I did, I did for love"

Like..... Bro. Ouchie.

Especially when you consider that Toad's idea of love is kind of warped in that he is just soooo easy to take advantage of. Like, he's a willing dependent in a codependency relationship. He'll do literally anything you ask... Just as long as you at least pretend to give even a fraction of a fuck about him.

So all that to say, that while he may feel his actions are justified bc "he did it for the woman he loves" and all... That's really not even the case tbh, bc he never seemed to be truly loved by her in the first place.

But also in the invasive species mission in contest of champions during the little dialogue transmission, ronin is like "time to die, frog man" or whatever and toad is like "hey fuck you, that guys not like me, he's just a guy in a suit"

AND HES FUCKING RIGHT LMAOOOOO

Idk, not super profound or anything, but genuinely made me laugh so it deserves a spot

brOTP:

Oof, once again, Toad is another guy who doesn't really have friends lol. I'd say him and Spiderman tbh.

Two dudes who are losers irl, but also super smart and all that. They can commiserate over their girl troubles, I'm sure

OTP:

Me again, lmao. I will give him true love 😌🤲🏻

nOTP:

Probably like.... Magneto or something. Ugh, that's so foul. Just the concept hurts to type 😭

Random HC:

I'm trying to think of something I haven't said already lmao

Uuuuuh, he basically starts to fall apart once he hits middle age tbh, lol. He just wants to retire and live a normal life with his s/o after like... 43. Eating bugs starts to give him really bad heartburn and he really hates to crouch down and do that toad hop thing he's known for.

Age and dad bod weight come together for pretty shitty back pain afterwards if he does it for too long.

Unpopular opinion:

Well, there's not really many people to pitch against for me to even have a truly "unpopular opinion" tbh 😂😂😅

But I guess I'd say Todd kind of annoys me tbh. I think it's his diction style more than anything tho, so 😭 That, and it's like... I get why he's more of a popular choice in fanfictions, but also.... Idk. What about the og tho 😭😭

Song I associate:

Probably listen up by Oasis off of the very excellent The Masterplan album. One bc I just associate Liam Gallagher and his voice and image so hard with Mort, but also the mood is right and the lyrics are accurate.

That and the titular song off that same album. The Masterplan, the song, is sung by Noel, Liam's brother, but idk. I really love his voice for like.... Adult Toad.

The first is more about making up your mind to be your own man, even if it means you have to go at life on your own.

The second has a lot more to unpack tbh lmao, but basically it ties into the idea that "the plan for life is that there is no plan" and while that may sound scary, and sure it can be... But we should also realize the potential it has in that good things can happen too, even when we don't expect them.

Favorite picture:

Lmao am I wrong to post one of my drawings 😭

I'd say I'm caught between this panel of the comic, bc like.... W I D E. Plus, canon dad bod confirmed lmao

And this scene from days of future past just bc I literally died like LMAO. Even in an alternate universe, this man is forced into a crummy job. That, and the fact that a man who's poisonous enough to take out literally anyone in an actual fucking heartbeat...

Is cooking FOOD and with no gloves or anything. Like.... This is such an absolutely God tier FDA violation 😭😭

[milkovichs]

IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA | 15.01 – “2020: A Year In Review”

[milkovichs]

The hell’s wrong with him? Uh, pollen, I guess.

[milkovichs]

[milkovichs]

Boy, has he got you trained.

[milkovichs]

I want you and your boy toy out of my apartment, now!

[milkovichs]

always sunny meme: [1/5] relationships → mac mcdonald & dennis reynolds

“i sleep with women, but i’m emotionally involved with mac.”

[milkovichs]

POLLEN? you didn’t tell me there was to be pollen today, i-i-i can’t do pollen, i don’t DO pollen!

[milkovichs]

No, we can’t just play, Charlie! We can’t just play!

[milkovichs]

[milkovichs]

two soulmates... romantic leads don’t have to be likable at all... platonic friend from high school who makes him jealous... i’m still your leading man... pushing away his soulmate, right on structure... straight is gay... so you’ll help me? i will... let’s go find you some romance... this is the part where i wait for him to come to his senses, and come to me... speak from the heart, sweep him off his feet... it won’t play in middle america but we’ll jam it down their throats... a gay, gay-ass love story...

[milkovichs]