#otp: ned loves my hair

[lamouratorrrrry]

Mori Nagayoshi for the ask meme if your still doing it please!

mori!!! of course!!!

favorite thing about them

i mean hes pretty similar to kintoki just a lot more blood thirsty, i just do love a guy who’s kind of insane and scary but also friend shaped <3

least favorite thing about them

he’s limited </3 i dont think ive ever gotten him in NA

favorite line

i would let him

brOTP

same answer as my mordred answer!

OTP

i guess i see mori/guda the most, so im open to any pairings!

nOTP

no incest plz

random headcanon

he wants to be in a rock band sooooo bad he’s always asking people to jam with him

unpopular opinion

dont have one i think!

song i associate with them

happy - neds atomic dustbin and im so serious. look at my above headcanon then come back to me ok

favorite picture of them

i love when boys blush and also have long hair

[swanmaids]

OOOOH I HAVE SO MANY CHARACTERS FOR THE ASK GAME…SORRY YOU DONT HAVE TO DO ALL OF THEM

-mel (is this allowed ? can i put her here? pleaseeee)

-catelyn 😏

-turin ⚔️

- stannis 🧅

- findis as far as this can be applied to her

- turgon 🫶

YAYYY!!! OK PUTTING THIS UNDER A CUT LOL....

Ruindis

1: sexuality headcanon

Female misogynist bisexual woman. 2: otp

Of course her insane cringe marriage with Curufin, literally can't beat it. Though of course we're right about the Telchar threesome thing too. 3: brotp

Does she have friends? Well, there's Maz from Nogrod- if Curufin can have a bunch of interactions with dwarves to the point of learning khuzdul, so can she. And she and Celegorm are worsties forever. 4: notp

Don't really think she should be inflicted on anyone but Curufin 5: first headcanon that pops into my head

Had her head shaved for Nefarious Deeds in Nargothrond. 7: one way in which I relate to this character

Needs therapy so so bad 8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

She is a walking cringe compilation. Getting disowned by her own son was probably the worst moment. 9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

The most problematic.

Catelyn

1: sexuality headcanon

I doubt she's ever thought about it so I'll say straight for now 2: otp

Mental breakdowns over Nedcat every single day...I found the good sweet heart in Ned... I can't do this I really can't 3: brotp

Brienne! Brienne trying to comfort her when she heard Bran and Rickon were dead was so ;__; 4: notp

PETYR GET AWAY FROM HER DIE JUST DIE 5: first headcanon that pops into my head

I KNOW SHE KISSED THAT SKULL! 6: favorite line from this character

Possibly "I have no sons but Robb" just for the awful nasty dramatic irony of it all. 7: one way in which I relate to this character

I've got red hair too uwu 8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

When people make mean awful posts about her... 9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

Somewhere in between.

Turin

1: sexuality headcanon

Bisexual, it's pretty much canon right? 2: otp

His relationship with Beleg makes me want to throw up and claw my eyes....anglachel saying Beleg's name right before he died...I can't do this 3: brotp

Gwindor ;__; I can't think about them for too long because it makes my heart hurt. 4: notp

Androg. 5: first headcanon that pops into my head

Doesn't like having his hair touched by anyone other than Beleg and Nienor. 6: favorite line from this character

"RUN, MOCKER OF WOMEN!" 7: one way in which I relate to this character

his disordered personality 8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

The Brandir killing was pretty bad :skull: 9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

The poorest, soggiest meow meow.

Stannis

1: sexuality headcanon

Deeply repressed gay man. 2: otp

Stavos truther thanks to you <33 3: brotp

Really interested in his weird relationship with Mel...what IS going on there. Oh well love her swag. And Shireen...don't kill Shireen...DON'T KILL!! 4: notp

Selyse and NO HATE ON HER OF COURSE IF SHE HAS TWO FANS THATS US....but they're both too repressed and gay. 5: first headcanon that pops into my head

That line from the sh*w about him contacting healers from all over the place when Shireen first contracted greyscale was actually valid and I accept it. 6: favorite line from this character

PEACH MONOLOGUE 7: one way in which I relate to this character

I'm a teeth grinder and I have permanent jaw pain from doing it lol 8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

would be harder to name something that doesn't. Thinking of that iconic post that just listed all the ways he's an embarrasing flop 9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

Problematic fave, but not as problematic as he could be.

Findis

1: sexuality headcanon

Lesbian Findis truthers stand up? *three people stand up* 2: otp

Elemmire! Ok I KNOW Elemmire has pretty much nothing but a name and writing a sad song about the trees but she's an epic woman to me. 3: brotp

Finarfin :') I know she visited him in Tirion after the flight of the Noldor I just know it. Also always here for Indis and her children wholesome content. 5: first headcanon that pops into my head

Actually was ineligible for the throne due to her gender (though I think that's pretty much canon?). A big fan of performing arts, can often be found at the theatre/ ballet or equivalent. 6: favorite line from this character

:/ 7: one way in which I relate to this character

Eldest daughter 9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

Has done nothing wrong ever.

Turgon

Here!

[strangesmallbard]

Ned/Cat!

ship: ew / nonono / maybe / ship it / aww / otp / MY HEART

love them! they don’t make me insane tm like some ships, but i loved how they built this stable, tender marriage after all that war and grief during robert’s rebellion. i also love the quiet strife in their relationship—by hiding the truth of jon’s parentage from catelyn, he always keeps himself partially at arm’s length.

meanwhile, catelyn is always tormented by this mystery woman ned seems to pine for their entire marriage. the feudalism did this. then, oh god, “not my hair / ned loved my hair.” “ned, they’re all gone, all our sweet babes.” it’s all so tragic innit!!

send me an asoiaf ship

[yerevasunclair]

Catelyn Stark: *literally does nothing else other than existing beautifully*

Eddard Stark:

[herawell]

Catelyn Stark?

Ahalya

an important first for them || deception || disguise || something they waited for || kill two birds with one stone

The Tully sisters’ secret language is, in actuality, a combination of ciphers rather than an entirely new tongue. Neither Cat nor Lysa have the ingenuity to craft and remember a new language, but still they desire a means of encrypting their communication. So with all the seriousness of young girls, together they conspire over the course of many sunlit afternoons what concoction of ciphers would be best. The first round involves a substitution cipher, where each letter is replaced by a randomly selected one. The second round is a date shift cipher, where they take what would have been the date of their mother’s thirtieth nameday and turn it into a shift key of six digits. Not even the king’s best spymasters could crack their code, they are sure.

Lysa, never as quick of mind as Catelyn, takes longer to master their secret language, but master it she does, and henceforth their communication is forever theirs and theirs alone. 

Draupadi

one grudge they held || favorite hairstyle || baptism of fire || five finger discount || one big change that they wrought

Her Riverrun roots call for the looping, elaborate updos of the South; her status as Lady of Winterfell recommends to her simpler Northern braids. Ned would have her auburn mane open and unbound, so that he might run his fingers through it, childish though it might be. For her part, Cat favors the upper portion of her hair twined back into a simple small plait, to keep it out of her face, while the rest of her tresses are free for Ned to adore. 

Sita

friends are the family we choose for ourselves || green thumb || captive audience || no good deed goes unpunished || true blue

“Please, now, Edmure, stop weeping, oh, please, just stop…”

Edmure’s first nameday is a little more than a moon’s turn away, and already the boy knows himself motherless and knows Catelyn a poor substitute for Minisa Tully. Cat does not blame him. She agrees. She cradles him and rocks him, but she cannot seem to conjure her mother’s magic, the indefinable something that made Minisa larger than life in Cat’s eyes, even when she was bleeding out on the birthing bed, that quality that made her able to soothe away even the worst of childhood’s miseries.

Something hot and heavy builds up in Catelyn, behind her eyes and between her ribs and underneath her tongue. She takes a deep breath and begins again. “Hush, little Ed, the sun has set, and night has fallen…”

Tara

one prediction they made || communal cup || one injury/wound/illness they healed or cured || on the tail end || keen acumen

Arya and the boy are close. 

Catelyn has spent so long worrying about Ned’s bastard usurping Robb, that it almost blindsides her to realize she’s been worrying about the wrong child. The boy is a long time away from being old enough to steal Robb’s birthright, but in the meantime he’s stolen other things: Arya’s laughter and Arya’s time, Arya’s confidence and Arya’s esteem.

Logically, Catelyn should be more concerned about her eldest son, but it’s this usurping of her youngest daughter that nettles at her in another way, different than the memories of Blackfyre.

The boys are Ned’s responsibility to rear and sculpt and raise, but Sansa and Arya fall under her sphere. It would not be so hard to guide Arya away from her half-brother. A pointed guilt-inducing comment to Arya, asking why she favors her bastard brother over her trueborn sister; a complaint to Ned that his bastard is interfering in her teaching of the girls; a simple edict that Arya can no longer associate with him. Ned would not protest; it’s Robb he wants being close to the boy, not necessarily Arya.

She never does. She says nothing, and continues to watch as her only Stark-looking child edges closer and closer to Ned’s only Stark-looking son. She watches Arya’s eyes, wide and adoring for Jon Snow as they never are for her mother, and never thinks to extinguish that light. 

Mandodari

frog in boiling water || mother lode || hospitality in a time of war || one time they intervened || labor of love

“If you do not come down,” Catelyn says mildly, “then I shall climb up after you.”

Bran peers down at her from his perch on the rock wall, some twenty feet in the air, down at his mother, the stately Lady of Winterfell. “You wouldn’t!” he calls back down. 

Catelyn spent her girlhood climbing up trees on the riverbank, more agile than Lysa or Petyr. She is twenty years out of practice, but Cat Tully of the Trident still lives underneath the skin of Lady Stark.

“You should not have dared me,” is all she says before she rucks up her skirts, tying them into a knot at her waist, and finding herself a foothold amongst the rocks. 

(Some author’s notes links in reblogs.)

[cafeleningrad]

Ned: I put a little note in your bag to tell you that I love you.

Catelyn: [opens bag] This is a 10 page letter.

[janiedean]

Not a date + innocent physical contact for CatNed if you're still doing it

modern au: after brandon breaks things off with his gf cat in a fairly unceremonious way and barbrey leaves ned for brandon, ned is stuck with classical music tickets he got for barb’s birthday and on one side he doesn’t want to go but on the other fuck that, he did pay money and they won’t take them back. while he’s going around campus with his tickets like what the fuck do I do with these he passes cat who’s talking to a friend like ‘shit I really wanted to see that one concert but I don’t have the money/tickets are sold out’, and at that point ned is like uhm hey I know my brother was an ass to you but if it consoles you my gf dumped me for him and I have tickets for that one concert so maybe you wanna just go there as a friendly thing

at that cat is like you know what you always were nice and who the fuck does that yeah sure let’s go so they go to their concert which is ofc Not A Date except that he got gallery tickets which has closer seats bc they’re cheaper and so they ended up pressed against each other for the entire time and cat is like hmmm but he’s actually nicer than brandon shit what did I even see in that asshole and ned is like wow she’s not insulting me in a roundabout way every other moment okay then and by the time they’re out they’re like WELL MAYBE WE SHOULD DO IT AGAIN

the third time they do it again they make out ofc u_u

[jessicallange]

Them: are you okay? Me: lol I'm fine guys. Them: Ned loves my hair. Me: 😭😭😭 (no but honestly that line genuinely makes me cry they deserved so much better than the end they got it was so tragic I can't even deal with it HOW DO I DEAL WITH IT)

jdjdkf pls I miss them so much. I don’t know how to deal, anon. I don’t think I will ever be able to. :’) I can’t even read fics sometimes it’s too painful...

[letsperaltiago]

ok time to break my silence caused by the fact that i spent all day making this lol too many feels 

so.. palm springs thoughts !! and there are manyyyy so buckle up and feeel free to hit me up with either matching or contradicting thoughts or whateveer!! i would LOVE to nerd out about this movie with someone:’)

here comes thoughts and pictures!! 

we basically start off with a mr. samberg sex-scene okAYYYYY the mood is set. we love the view

nyles aka. mr. samberg is the most gorgeous man alive and it was a true pleasure to admire him for 90 minutes straight 

CURLS!!????! THEY ARE UNREAL. i shall dedicate an entire post to them

Cristin Milioti is perfect for her role. her acting? *chef’s kiss* I love that she’s not the stereotypical female rom-com lead.

Her chemistry with Andy? Gosh.. Can’t believe Nyles x Sarah is my new main movie-ship!! They play off of each other SO. WELL. Their characters are equally stone cold and bitter, but then again not really, and they both portray it so well!!

“You don’t ned a leg up.” *moans* “Hold my leg up!” i SCREAMED

“Don’t you kiss me.” “Don’t you tell me what to do.” hoW DARE THEY!

Ok ur basically on love already stop it

The fact that they were just gonna fuck on a blanket on top OF ROCKS?!

but then again in this movie’s already insane universe it’s prob pretty normal:)

The overall dark, existential humor?? This is what I live and breathe for on a daily basis. Basiaclly both main characters are a BIG MOOD

Nyles not giving a shit vs. Sarah severely freaking out in the beginning is an iconic dynamic

“I am the antichrist” and then the rock falling? For a hot sec I literally thought the movie was gonna take a turn with Nyles being some magical/scientific creature that’d created the timeloop or something idkkk ahhha

Nyles in the suit... ridiculous(ly hot)

The torture methods Roy uses on Nyles and the fact that he’s not mentally scarred?? How?? 

On that note I love that Nyles and Sarah keep their memories even if the day starts over. Would’ve been a completely different concept if they had to “meet each other for the first time” every day and it wouldn’t’ve allowed their relationship arc to evolve as it did 

Darla is the fucking shit 

Nyles in the baseball cap, amirite?

THE BARTENDER TALKING ABOUT HITTING A GUY WITH THE CAR SHE’S CURRENTLY GIVING NYLES A HANDJOB IN IS COMEDIC GOLD 

“You fucked Jerry Schlieffen?” “Well he fucked me.” Yes SIR. Andy Samberg’s characters are all bottoms and we’re here for it

Sarah’s tongue click and “nice try” when Nyles asks her about her sex life?? 

IDK WHY BUT SO GOD

Randy is hella annoying. That’s it. That’s the tweet.

THIS ENTIRE SCENE:

the fact that they both start waking up smiling because now at least they have each other 🥺😭🤯

uhm i love a good ship that’s like... best friends to lovers and the montage of them basically becoming besties killed me 

this outfit Y E S: 

sarah falling off the car and nyles laughing it off is relationship goals

the crashing plane I LOL’ED

okay so... big moment... the DANCING AND MATCHING OUTFITS? THEY ARE MY DREAM TEAM. Also how excited they are running away from the bar 🥺

IM POSITIVE THIS IS THE MOMENT NYLES KNOWS! LIKE HE DOESN’T ADMIT IT TO HIMSELF COMPLETELY BUT HE KNOWS 

the bomb in the cake and french pirate-skit? so fucking random but i lovee it because it’s so them

*DRUM ROLL* PERHAPS MY FAVORITE MOMENT IN THE ENTIRE MOVIE: 

STORYLINE WISE AND VISUALLY A++++

the deep talks by the fire were SO well written. they were actually deep and genuine, allowing the characters to grow and opening up to us as viewers but also remained fun and witty

sarah trying to get nyles to admit he cares for her and him joking it off??? the flirtinggg

really wish we’d gotten to know more about what nyles meant with “it drifts away: just like they all do.” because it really seemed to trigger something within him. Like WHO “They”???

the dinosaurs lmao no comment but at least they got a cute cuddly moment

from the very first millisecond inside the tent you can CLEARLY tell Sarah is just dying to do something about them!!!

 the disbelief on nyles’ face when sarah says “lets just get it over with” because she’d clearly stated he didn’t want to and even though he obviously did he’s respected it and not done anything further about it oh babey

we love some good making out:’))) 

NYLES HALTING TO TAKE IN THE MOMENT EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO SCREAM INTO THE VOID 

i will die for a post-sexy timez cuddle and how sarah is trying to staying awake to be besides him is just *explosion* 

this has to be *the moment* she realises 

and they’re both sooooo fucking happy when they wake up after damn love me like that pls

THE GROOM BOOO FUCK OFF CAN’T EVEN BE BOTHERED TO REMEMBER HIS NAME CHEATING SCUM 

THIS FACE:

Baby is trying so hard and is so cute and nervous about it. SARAH LISTEN TO HIM HE LOVES YOU.

HE FELT GOOD WAKING UP BECAUSE OF YOUUUU, GIRL. DO NOT CALL IT “FUN”, SARAH 

“Going to bed maybe just got a little better” 😭😭😭😭

The entire cop scene is just pure insanity, very Lonely Island and I’m here for it even though I just want Sarah to rEALLY LISTEN TO WHAT NYLES IS TRYING TO SAY 

“Pain is real” oh babey that means SO MANY THINGS 🥺💔

“I followed you into that cave because I liked you!” like jake would say: don’t love how we got here but we’re going where i want

“pretentious sad boy” me

not shocked that they’ve hooked up before because c h e m i s t r y but don’t like how it got out :)))

why is nyles’ one sleeve shirt rolled up? im triggered

drinking pure vodka? oh babey its gonna be okay 

WE LOVE A SMART BOI WHO RECOGNIZES HIS GIRL’S PERFUME 

Sarah’s parents singing:)) i would cry too, nyles

"I love her.” “I see... That’s interesting” lmao savage

I actually really love Roy’s character. It turns out to be very humble actually and he has some insightful and lowkey poetic that lines i love. Besides that he’s hilarious. 

SO the whole time i was wondering how they’d get out of the whole “same day forever”-thing, if they were to. and I LOVE LOVE LOVE that they had such a logical way out of it: science. Not anything cheesy like “a true love’s kiss” or “you learned your lesson”. Pure logic and Sarah’s hard work to get there. Huge fan of this. 

I will never get over how good Nyles looks waking up and Sarah is xtra pretty in that scene:’) 

Nyles just wants to stay in a loop forever because it means for sure that he gets to stay with Sarah forever and I’m lowkey into it but also like lowkey LISTEN TO HER AND GO WITH HER PLAN, NYLES

“I wanna stay with you” *sniffles*

“I love you. How about that?” PRETTY FUCKING GOOD 

I love Nyles’ character development. He started off so nonchalant and cold, closed off and by this point he’s the softest, smiliest in love fool I’ve ever seen and Andy does it so good. SAMBERG HEART EYES!!

“Nothing is real in here” YES SARAH UR LOVE IS

I’m taking Sarah’s asking Nyles to believe in her and leave with her as her first “I love you” because it’s very clear that she wants to leave with him rather than without. 

just- this entire scene i ugh <3 <3 <3 <3

BREAKING. UP. WITH. MISTY ! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

glass of wine filled to the brim? sarah’s my type of gal

the speech was really beautiful and sweet without being too cheesy and kudos to cristin for really delivering it like a pro! especially her “abe, don’t fuck this up” like yes girl kill him, chop him to pieces with your eyes!!! also camila is such really pretty bride

nyles looks like a cockatoo here :

nyles taking the shot and smashing the glass into the ground got me 🤭😵😏🥵

“I’m your son” I SCREAM

GIVE THE MAN A WHITE HORSE DAMNIT

Gotta admit Sarah looks like a bomb (lol nu pun intended) ass super hero in her bridesmaid dress and C4-gettup 

The sentence ending up being total grammatical gibberish but Nyles trying so. damn. hard is the sweetest thing ever and should and will go down in rom-com history. It’s super romantic but also well-balanced by humor and I just.. so good. This is the kind of characters and relationships I love and wanna write myself 

“you’re my favorite person that i’ve ever met” 🥺🥺🥺

“i’d rather die with you than live in this world without you” WHY AM I SO SINGLE SOMEONE LOVEE ME LIKE THIS 

okay so idk but “what if we get sick of each other?” “we’re already sick of each other. it’s the best.” is so so so soft, the way nyles says it like it doesn’t matter and is honestly another key moment for me: they’ve experienced basically everything imaginable during their time in the box/loop. they’ve liked, disliked, loved, hated each other and still: he loves her. the fact that nyles knows no matter what happens it won’t stop that because it’s them?? ouch my heart. 

this chaotic mess of a pairing?MESSY BOMB BRIDESMAID AND CURLY-HAIR HAWAII SHIRT-BOI!! MY OTp

Them dissing Nyles’ mom on their way into potential death? that’s love, baby 

the fUCKING KISSSSSSS MANNNNNNNNNN!!!! SO ICONIC AND THE EXPLOSION IN THE BACKGROUND AND JUST WE DESERVE THIS THEY DESERVE THIS EVERYONE DESERVES THISSSS!!! 

NEVER OVEER THIS EVER FOREVER NEVER

Ok so I was SURE that when it faded to black that it was done and I grew super ficking frustrated because it would leave us with this “the ending is up to whatever you chose”-kinda thing kinda a la Celeste and Jesse where it just feels unresolved and I WASN’T OKAY WITH THAT. So I’m so happy we got to know that it worked and the bebes will live happuilly ever after with Nyles’ shaggy dog:’) 

Their hands on each other’s knee >>>>>

all in all 100000/10 

[potatoqueensays]

mcu for the ask game, very curious on your opinions 💚

Alrighty! This will be a bit difficult as I haven't seen all the mcu movies, but I'm getting there, so have this!

Favorite character:

Okay so I think this would be obvious, but it's between Peter and Tony. I relate to both of them in a way, and I read a lot about them, but maybe closer to Peter. I understand his problems and character (although I can relate to Tony on an emotional level) so it's kinda like that.

Least Favorite character:

Hm... For this one I guess I could choose a villain, but maybe out of the main characters? Again I haven't seen all the movies and don't understand fully, but maybe Natasha? God I hate saying this, I do appreciate her character, but I don't appreciate how she was used in a way, yknow? Like yes go powerful woman!! But again, they should have used her better. I am excited to see her movie though!

5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon):

I don't really ship a lot of people in the MCU, but again that's what non-canon pairings can exist.

1. Pepper/Tony. I love their dynamic and how far they've come throughout the MCU, I can really see why people love them.

2. MJ/Peter. I very much appreciate their dynamic, they're adorable in FFH! But I do need to address that they were kinda rushed in how their relationship went, we could have gotten something that showed Peter coming to love her, plus in HOCO he had to ditch Liz.

3. Uhhh, Interwebs?? (Ned/Peter) I find that this dynamic is a bit underrated compared to the beloved MJ and Peter, but I can't help but find it cute, like your best friend is actually your boyfriend and such, I find their dynamic wonderful!! (Plus I love baloobird's Ned/Peter stuff!!)

I don't think I can give two more for this one, since I don't have a lot of ships for the MCU, I mostly appreciate the friendships between the Avengers and how they become found family. I guess I could've said Stony since when I was new to the MCU it was alright?? But I've kinda grown out of it, kinda eh to me now.

Character I find most attractive:

Thor with short hair. I'm sorry to the others but 😳

Character I would marry:

Dunno for this one?? I would say Peter since we probably would get along and he's kinda cute, but again I dunno!

Character I would be best friends with:

MJ probably. I don't talk too much but I love to read, plus she is very cool!! I can kinda imagine what being in her friend group would be like, just memes and fun stuff

A random thought:

TONY👏DESERVED👏TO👏LIVE👏

An unpopular opinion:

Uhhh, I'm not really a huge fan of Loki?? Like I can imagine why people do like him, but he doesn't really appeal to me.

My canon OTP:

MJ/Peter, I kinda find myself just adoring over their dynamic on tumblr sometimes lol

Non-canon OTP:

Again I don't really indulge in much romantic ships in the MCU, but Interwebs

Most badass character:

Natasha, again I'm sorry for how I view her overall, but she is very much a badass!! Assassin appreciation!!!

Pairing I am not a fan of:

It didn't specify for non-canon or canon, so maybe for non-canon I feel Natasha/Clint. For people who do ship that I'm sorry, but I feel like they're much much better as friends, since how they were dynamic wise and how they evolved together in the end. For canon, what they tried to do with Natasha/Bruce. I'm just like ehhhh, doesn't really fit for me.

Character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another):

Natasha, had so much potential but no they didn't really do her much justice (loved her scenes in Ironman 2 tho!!)

Favourite friendship:

Tony & Peter. We know this, we all do. I love it.

Hope this satisfied your request!! I wish I could elaborate more if I watched the entire MCU, but here's my best for now. Maybe my opinions will change in the future, but there's this!! 💜💜

[leoninekelter]

All of my Avengers headcanons!

- Steve- bisexual

- Bucky- gay

- Tony- bisexual

- Stephen Strange- gay

- Natasha- aroace (occasionally lesbian, depends on which one I’m feeling at the time)

- Cooks along with cap and teaches Wanda with him since she’s interested, Avengers would probably just get takeout every day if they didn’t tbh

- Wanda- pansexual

- Loves scratch and sniff stickers. She cam to America and didn’t find out about them for a year, and then one day she ran into the living room with a sticker sheet screaming “PIETRO HOLY SHIT”

- Her and Vision are now both obsessed, along with magnets. At some point everyone just sticks magnets on Bucky and Vision sometimes and they like it.

- Vision- non binary (he/they)

- Clint- bisexual, non binary (they/them, doesn’t have dysphoria and is AMAB), ADHD

- Since I don’t injure my nose a lot, I live vicariously through Clint and every other week they have a nose bandaid.

- After like, two days, they’ll show up and have several new bandaids in like seven new places Clint wtf we just fixed you

- Half of them are for decoration, they loved colorful stickers and then Wanda’s discovery just fueled his need for colorful bandaids

- Pietro- aroallo (homosexual) or homoromantic homosexual, depending on what I feel like again

- I simply reject his death. He is alive. Periodt

- Not to show emotions, but he’d literally die for Wanda

- In the first month of being in the Tower, he just stuck by her side and was ready to kill the toaster because they’d never seen half the stuff there in their life

- Rhodes- trans (he’s gone through his whole transition by now, doesn’t like to bring it up much. I did it because I can idk)

- Loki- genderfluid bisexual (they/she/he)

- They knot and untie their sweater strings when they are nervous or bored. When they aren’t wearing a sweater they braid their hair strands.

- I also live vicariously through Loki, and they have several ear piercings.

- Thor- lesbian (jk pan, but doesn’t care for a label)

- Bruce- biromantic demisexual, autistic + OCD (haven’t completely worked out this headcanon, but I love it lmao)

- Has a blue point Siamese kitten named Einstein Thor got him once

- On the corner of his desk is a really shitty card Thor made for him. It’s like his favorite thing in the world besides the Odinsons and his cat.

- Einstein’s fur is really soft and smells really good so he constantly (I can’t make this not sound weird but idk) rubs his face in his fur cuz it’s so nice

- Likes to listen to music to focus or calm down, like Cavetown or Walk the Moon or Green Day (specifically Basket Case)

- Valkyrie/Brunnhilde- Bi

- Chews on the collars of her shirts. This wasn’t a habit that developed until her first gf died :(

- This is why she tries to wear jackets and things that aren’t fabric

- Her teeth hurts if she bites too hard on things after years of this, because they chew so much

- It only happens when she’s zoned out now, though

- Yes this is me projecting onto characters leave me alone 😔

- Hela- lesbian

- Her hair is never kempt. She probably hasn’t brushed it in years. Her hairstylist almost got punched last time she tried to straighten it out, now she just trims the bottom to her best ability and doesn’t bother.

- Accidnetally killed Valkyrie’s girlfriend in a car crash years ago. Doesn’t like to talk about that or emotions, but it fucked her up. She cried a lot after it and only Thor and Loki know. She’s much rather have Val hate her than talk about it though

- More of a satanist than anything else, she kinda just vibes

- Ultron- non binary (duh)(any pronouns, masc)

- Nebula- lesbian (sapphic hehe)

- Tried to stab Mantis once because she thought she was messing with her emotions, when really she’s just gay

- Still hasn’t smiled yet. She will one day though.

- Mantis-pan, autistic (ahaha we love irony and Mantis in this house) she/they

- Really, really dense. Despite being an empath, can’t understand tone or emotions of others or herself very well.

- It is her only goal in life to make Nebula smile. As she gets better at interaction, she hopes to get better at making her smile.

- Doesn’t actually like to read Nebula’s emotions though, because Nebula feels fiercely. She looks so empty but she is so much more emotional than anyone she’s ever read.

- Starlord/Quill- Bi, ADHD

- Gamora- trans :))))

- Peter Parker- trans, ADHD, isn’t sure or medicated yet tho so F in the chat

- Venom- non binary (they/them)

- Eddie Brock- obviously gay, shapeshifting alien bf hello

- Carol- lesbian

- Maria- lesbian

- Sam- he’s straight in most of my stuff but if I feel like shipping him with a hoe (cough Steve or Buck) he gay now idk

Ships:

OTPS

Steve + Bucky

Tony + Stephen

Thor + Bruce

Mantis + Nebula

LOVE

Wanda + Natasha

Wanda + Vision

Pietro + Clint

Carol + Maria

Bucky + Sam

Sam + Steve

Sam + Bucky + Steve

Carol + Val

Wade + Peter

Peter + MJ

Peter + Ned

Bruce + Tony

Rhodey + Tony

NOTP

anything inc*st and/or p*dophilia. Pretty basic, but... seriously pls dni

Inc*st includes half/step/adopted siblings :)

OKAY

basically everything else I don’t rly care what you ship lol

WON’T MAKE CONTENT FOR:

anything shipping Steve with a girl, or shipping Nat with a guy. They rub me the wrong way but I don’t mind if you guys mind your own business, you’re still very good people I bet :)

[the-great-bbe]

Legolas/Gimli, Sam/Rosie, Din/Luke, Din/A Full Night's Sleep, Elia/Ned, and Arianne/Daemon Sand

Legolas/Gimli: OTP. I shipped them before I knew what ships were lol they also work perfectly fine as a BROTP which shows just how great they are together on both sides of the shipping lanes

Sam/Rosie: Cuteness overload! How Sam at the end of all things thought of Rosie dancing with ribbons in her hair, how Rosie did not hesitate in putting a ring on it, I stan

Din/Luke: I ship it! I admit that it’s a little annoying that I can’t go into their character tags without the ship, but thankfully I do see Luke’s black Chanel boots and Din deserves someone who can handle his himbo energies

Din/A Full Night’s Sleep: I WOULD DIE FOR IT OK!!! SOMEONE LET THE POOR MAN R E S T

Elia/Ned: We need more of it! My love for Elia/Ned is only shadowed by Elia/Brandon, and with Elia/Ned we can have Ned lounging in Dorne as Elia’s hot trophy husband lolol

Arianne/Daemon Sand: Soulmates! @canon get fucked they’re gonna get married and live happily ever after with 2.5 children and Dorne in good hands

Thank you for asking!

[phoebestarks]

niche asks for phoebe?

ooh yes!! sorry this is so late btw sgsnsg

a song that reminds me of them: i have a couple tbh sgshs white noise by pvris, amy by alexandre desplat (which is from the little women score and would probably be her theme throughout the music of the movie,) or the only exception by paramore!

what they smell like: sunscreen (she burns really easily even though nyc isn't really that sunny), a LOT of hair care products, a pear-scented bath and body works hand cream and metal/grease from tony's workshop!!

an otp: her and peter!!! they are my FOREVER babies agh

a notp: her and harry :/// they could've stayed friends but some shit happens and let's be real they will never be friends ever again.

favorite platonic/familial relationships: tony, her mom, and ned, mj, miles & gwen! (the teens are in a group there's not really an order of importance for them agshsgs)

a headcanon that is popular in the fandom but that i disagree with: i can't really think of any tbh??

the position they sleep in: she sleeps in the fetal position! like super fetal this girl will never ever sleep in any other position so peter is like....prepared to just try and wrap his entire body around her agsnbshsgs

a crossover au i’d love to see them in: obviously ur oc kate bc yes but i also love the idea of a crossover w @megdonnellys 's kori & ruby!!!! (especially bc ruby is pepper's niece adhsgsh)

my favorite outfit they’ve ever worn: i am extremely partial to this fit!! (it's something i would totally wear too haha) the school that she goes to has a uniform but basically ur good to go if u include stuff with the school logo so the little vest-thing in the photo has the school crest/motif!

[lothirielswanmarvel]

—XANDAR—

“Yo, Groot! Keep up! If you run into another wall because of that damn game, I'm recording it and showing it to Drax.”

“I am Groot.” The tree spat without looking up from the small screen.

We strode across the open pavilions of the Nova capitol. The city was magnificent; bright squares, water fountains, massive spirals of buildings. It had a futuristic tinge to it—like Star Trek, but I couldn't remember what that was.

“Have you ever tried replacing that thing with a book?” I asked.

Rocket gave me a weird look. “What's a book?”

My eyes widened and I looked away without a word. Rocket had a certain feel to him...a passive aggressiveness. But he cared. All of the snide comments, the special attention he took to Groot, it was because Rocket cared. I could work with that.

“Isn't there anything else you're interested in, sweetie?” I looked over at Groot.

He barely glanced up from his machine. “I am Groot.”

“Woah! Have some respect, young man! When we get back to the ship, I'm rinsing your mouth out with a bar of soap,” Rocket’s lip curled up in disgust. “No more spending time on Uncle Quill’s screens.”

“I am Groot!”

Rocket translated, “Oh, that's true. He likes cheesecake. But cheesecake ain’t gonna redeem you for what you said.”

I shrugged as we started to ascend the ramp. We had a marvelous view of the square, and the pools of water shimmering like a blanket of diamonds under the heat of two suns. Two shadows instead of one followed me up the slope instead of one.

I pressed a finger to my lip. “Cheesecake is good. There’s got to be other things that you like...have you ever thought of starting an environmental awareness club or something?”

“I am Groot.”

“Wait, you did? Drax ate the berries you invited? That's rude.” Rocket said.

We stopped at the front of a building.

I shielded my face from the sweltering orbs in the sky. “So what are we doing here?”

“Negotiations, kinda. We meet with the Ravagers every now and then, show off the cool junk we got, exchange information.” Rocket replied.

I walked in beside him, followed by the sounds of Groot’s video game. The inside was dark and full of neon lights. We ended up at a booth in the corner; Rocket insisted that Groot was too young for the bar.

I crossed my legs beneath the table and felt my shoulders straighten—I must’ve done it a lot, before. It felt natural, even though it seemed too professional. Groot’s game continued to make imitations of explosions.

“Mute that thing, would ya?” Rocket snapped. “Jeez, should’ve given you Quill’s headphones.”

I glanced over at the screen. Groot’s console shone bright against the windowless room. “What are you playing?”

“I am Groot.”

Rocket made a face. “Some stupid game called ‘Galaga.’ Quill and his stupid human crap…”

I leaned over. “If you use your branches to hold it up, maybe it’ll be easier to use the controls with your fingers.”

“Don't encourage him!” Rocket complained.

A waiter came over with crystals for teeth and neon-colored hair. Rocket ordered a few drinks and a slice of cheesecake for Groot. Groot took my advice and angled the screen so I could watch.

“You’re really good,” I said, impressed. “He is awesome at this, did you teach him, Rocket?”

“I am Groot.”

“You learned it from me…? You watch me when I'm flying the ship,” There was a crack of emotion in Rocket’s voice.

“I am Groot.” He offered me the controller.

My eyes widened. He barely looked up from the game since I’d arrived. Now his tawny eyes stared into mine, warm and tender against the exotic streaks of color across the room.

“Thank you, I don't think I’ll get anywhere near your high score though. What do I press again?” Groot pointed out the right buttons and the screen came to life. Little dots started flying around the screen.

—AVENGERS COMPOUND, 2018—

“Get that one—yes yes yes!” Thor’s arms tightened around me from behind as I pressed the buttons on the controller.

“You get so excited when we play this, it's adorable,” I smiled as Dragon Age: Inquisition came to a cutscene.

“I love spending time with you,” Thor replied, pressing a kiss on my neck, “and killing demons together—” another kiss, “and fighting dragons together.” his beard tickled my collarbone.

“ Honey ! We have company.” I hissed, resisting a smile as he nuzzled into my neck.

“It’s cool, Ms. Angie. You guys are like my OTP,” Ned was a friend of Peter Parker’s, who sat on the loveseat next to him with the other controller. “Besides Wanda and Vision—but I'm still upset that Clintasha never happened.”

Parker’s face scrunched up. Shuri was sitting down by the coffee table, eyes trained on the screen. She could probably solo everything, but for now, we were kept around as a few disposable lackeys. “Templar Ned of the Silver! Get your head in the game! Chaplain Korg of the Seven Kingdoms, diverge on that lava demon!”

Thor’s new friend from space made of rocks overpowered the other half of the couch, while the caterpillar-like creature Meep curled up in the armchair.

“Hey Thor, can we vote in Admiral Shuri of Dragonstone as our new Asgardian general? I think she’d be good for the job,” Korg replied. A loose pebble fell from his shoulder when he talked.

“Keep up the pace, ladies! You’re making the picture of Agent Carter in my room cry!”

“Hmm. We’ll consider it,” Thor’s lips brushed against my ear. “What do you think, Khaleesi?”

“I think Shuri would overthrow you and take the throne.” I admitted. As I muttered the words, Shuri let out a battle cry as the screen exploded with light.

Thor nodded. “Fair enough.”

Shuri shot up from the ground, waving her controller in the air. “Victory, peasants! Yes!”

I was suddenly buried in a tidal wave of muscle as Thor peppered me with kisses. I couldn't help laughing. “Thor, stop it—”

—*—

I looked up from Groot’s game. “This is so cool—you should show it to Rocket, I'm sure he’d love to know how to play.”

I returned the game back to Groot. Rocket shot me something close to a thankful look as Groot scooted closer to him and started pointing at the screen.

What's an OTP? And who the hell is Templar Ned of the Silver?

I thought about the faces that had flashed through my mind, grasping at the memory before it could be locked away with the rest. I mulled over them for some time until the table shook.

I looked up. A thin man dressed in red leather sneered with crooked teeth from the other side of the booth.

“Kraglin,” Rocket greeted him as he leaned back on the seat.

“ ‘Ey Fuzzy. Where’s Quill?” Kraglin glanced at me. “And who’s the fairy?”

“Quill is busy.” Rocket rolled his eyes as if it were an obvious question.

“Doin’ what?”

“Grocery shopping. He pulled the shortest stick,” Rocket snapped.

“And the fairy?” Kraglin’s hair was piled up on the top of his head, topped with some kind of red attachment. It was like he added the extra inches on purpose, to appear more intimidating.

“Fairy?” I asked.

“Yeah. You got the face of one—like those elvy dudes on Alfheim,” Kraglin’s eyes narrowed with skepticism.

“This is our new recruit. Found her floating around in the middle of nowhere.” Rocket answered.

Kraglin nodded. He glanced down at the table when he asked another question, “Did...did Nebula get that hat I sent ‘er?”

“I am Groot.”

“We know, you have a low opinion of hats.” Rocket sighed at Groot.

“It's not a hat. It's a beanie,” Kraglin said defiantly.

“What the hell’s a beanie?”

“Something soft you put on your head!” Kraglin’s hands crumpled into fists on the table. “Did she like it?”

“How the hell should I know! Nebula hates everything. Enough with the interrogation, already.” Rocket stood on the cushions so he was eye level with Kraglin. “What do ya got?”

Kraglin started to admire the tips of his gloves. “The Ravagers got some shiny things...some secrets too.”

“Shiny things?” Rocket leaned forward, greed glinting in his eyes.

“What secrets?” I asked politely.

“Forget the intel! Show us the goods!” Rocket complained.

From the look on Kraglin’s face, the “goods” weren't as good as he claimed. I tried to think—I didn't have much to work with. I still barely knew the Guardians, and even if I did have my old memories, there was nothing valuable about them.

Except for what Peter told me…  

“You’re speaking to someone who keeps a bomb in a box.” I said, straightening in my seat as I felt all eyes on me. “The Guardians already have a fine collection of shiny things.”

“Collections can always grow,” Rocket pointed out.

“Secrets can be more valuable, and lead to other shiny things.” I said. My voice stayed light and calm and neutral—it was activated on instinct. “From what I’ve gathered in the time I’ve spent with the Guardians, the Ravagers are one of our closest contacts.”

“Contacts?” Kraglin shot Rocket a shocked expression.

“It's a big galaxy. We have friends in high places. But we will not deny our close relations with the Ravagers,” I finally leaned forward, capturing Kraglin with my eyes. “If you tell us what we need to know, the Ravagers may benefit greatly. Our victories are our traders’ victories.”

I had managed to capture Groot’s attention away from his game again. Rocket and Groot gaped at me. Part of me was shocked: someone taught me how to bargain. Not even that: I could slay with words. Was I a politician?

Kraglin struggled for words across the table, “Yeah, but…”

He already gave me the leverage to seal the deal. “I’m sure our other companions, including Nebula, would be grateful for your contribution.”

Kraglin sat there for a minute, his foot tapping underneath the table. Then he caved. “Alright. We got some shiny things, but we found somebody… a shiny man.”

Rocket and I exchanged a look. “There’s some rumors about him. He’s been sniffin’ around the galaxy. Don't know what he's up to...but he may be guardin’ a heap of units somewhere. Or he’s lookin’ for one. Either way, we get the feelin’ that there’s some money in that lead.”

Rocket whistled. “We hit the jackpot! This is better than any casino I've ever been to.”

Kraglin unfolded a piece of paper from his jacket pocket and slid it over the table to me. When I reached for it, he caught my gaze.

“Be careful with that lead. There’s a reason us Ravagers haven't pursued it ourselves. And tell Nebula…” He swallowed and glanced at the counter. “Tell ‘er that ‘er nails look pretty.”

I nodded, finding myself smiling sweetly as I handed the slip to Rocket. He kissed the paper and stuffed it into his suit.

Kraglin stood from the booth and nodded to us. “Looks like you lucked out there, Fuzzy.”

“Damn right I did.”

Kraglin looked at me. “I wasn't talkin’ about the lead.”

[yerevasunclair]

NED STARK IN A NUTSHELL

(whenever he hears Cat call his name because he is her direwolf and he belongs to her)

[herawell]

miasma

A drabble for Day 1 (Old Gods/New Gods) of Ned Cat Drabble Event hosted by @nedcatsource.

Tagging @mihrsuri @incurablescribbler @holy-muffins @north-east-khaleesi @walburgablack and @dknc3 since I know you guys all appreciate ASOIAF/GOT fic and I’d like to share my first Ned/Catelyn drabble!

When she emerges from her devotions in the sept he built her, incense wreathes her, redolent and thick and decadent, a relic of the capital and all its plenty and pollution.

When he emerges from his godswood, the musk of pine and snow clings to his jerkin, pungent and as sharp as everything else about the North.

It ought to repulse him – it ought to repulse her – but for all that they bow to different gods, they both bow to duty first, and they recognize that in each other.

And duty is only the beginning, and somewhere along the way, the axes of their worlds shift and realign themselves. So when he buries his nose in her curls, he does so as much for their riotous red as to search for the fruity fragrance of the Seven. And she knows of nothing so sweet as the frost of the pool by Winterfell’s heart tree, cool and fresh and crisp.