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awrkive · 5 months ago

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summary: where you and jungkook are in a situationship and you kind of hate each other but the sex is great

wc: 2.8k

warnings/misc: idol!jk x producer!(fem)reader, they are mean to each other 😬, just.. weird dynamics tbh. explicit sexual content: unprotected s*x, multiple positions, cre*mpie, brief c*nnilingus

note: this is entitled "something" in my docs. i genuinely dk what this is but i read this and i was like. oh! okay! i think i had a vision so i want to share!! ik im not the #1 fan of mean jk or idol aus for that matter but the oc is equally just as mean so i kind of fw this tbh aishdixh. not proofread. sorry!

The surface of the leather couch is cold against your back when Jungkook pushes you to it – quite roughly, as if he has something to prove.

And it definitely feels like it when he shoves your panties to the side once he’s situated on top of you – two of his fingers inserting themselves in your pussy without any warning.

“Fuck, what’s gotten you so wet?” Jungkook hisses on the side of your head, pushing his slender fingers in your heat until he’s knuckles deep, buried to the hilt.

“I– oh fuuck,” your words get cut off with a moan when Jungkook starts rubbing your clit with his thumb, fast and erratic.

“Yeah?” Jungkook says, a little mocking, squeezing your waist with his free hand, noting the way your heavy breathing fills the space of your studio. It’s dimly lit, just like you like it, and Jungkook knows there could be someone anytime that could walk by – the staff, his juniors, seniors, whoever – but it’s not your first time fooling around in your studio and it sure as hell isn’t going to be the last.

“J-jeon—”

“I’m just Jeon now?” Jungkook picks up his pace in your pussy, sliding his fingers in and out until you’re a panting mess under him, moans influencing his blood to travel to his dick that’s considerably getting bigger every second that passes by. “Come on, not even Jungkook? Kook? And there you were a while ago back at practice studio calling Mingyu oppa when he’s fucking barely older than you.”

“Oh my god, shit— J-jung– it’s–”

Jungkook doesn’t know exactly what comes over him, but he begins fingering you so fast he felt your wrist wrap around his own, and he could see a hint of tear drop from the side of your eye before Jungkook notices the way your thighs shake, a telltale sign of your orgasm.

And he’s usually a giver. Always is, to be frank. Especially when it comes to you. Because as much as you infuriate him, you also look really fucking pretty when you cum – but this time, Jungkook feels a little petty.

So when you say you’re about to cum just like Jungkook predicted, he abruptly slides his fingers out of your pussy, leaving you empty.

“What the fuck—” he doesn’t let you finish, just uses his strength to flip you over the couch with his hands on your waist, and in swift motion gets you in all fours.

“You don’t deserve to come before I put my dick in you.”

Jungkook kneels behind you, takes his engorged cock out of his sweats, and enters your sweet, wet hole suddenly in an almost abrupt motion, hearing the way your breath hitch when the first inch comes into contact.

“Oh god…” you moan at the delicious stretch, burying your face deeper in the couch as Jungkook begins entering you slowly.

It certainly isn’t the first time you’ve fucked without much prep. Jungkook always insists on an orgasm first before he pushes his cock deep into you while you say otherwise – but perhaps he’s most especially pissed at you tonight that he’s even breaking his own rules.

You don’t really care, though. The burn feels delicious. It’s slow and it’s steady and you can just feel Jungkook holding out from slamming into you right away, his dick getting even bigger in you, every ridge crossing your inner walls.

His deep grunts and heavy breathing paired with your whimpers and moans bounce off the walls, and you’re beginning to think it’s one of the benefits of getting a studio soundproofed so you can fuck someone in peace in it.

“S-so fucking tight—” Jungkook groans, sliding out slowly. The loss doesn’t last long when he enters you again, grabbing your hips tighter as he goes. “Is me fucking you almost everyday not enough, huh?”

“You don’t fuck me everyday– ah,”

A hard thrust, one that feels a little punishing. It makes your legs shake, almost making you give out on your position.

“Whose fault is that?” Jungkook hisses. Then, he speeds up again, and soon the sounds of skin slapping against skin filtrates the room. Jungkook jackhammers into you, and this time you’re more than sure he’s trying to prove something.

“I’m not the– the– busier one–oh— between us.” You reaching out for something behind you – nothing in particular, but Jungkook takes your hand anyway, placing it on the small of your back and keeping it there is he slams into you again, repeating the motion over and over again until you’re near tears.

It’s so good, and you’re so wet and you want to cum so bad.

You’re just about to whine for it when Jungkook suddenly changes your position again, splaying his hand around your stomach until all you know is that he’s manhandling you over the couch and he’s seated on the leather while you end up on his lap.

Jungkook slides your top upwards until they’re halfway on your chest, expertly creeping up your back to unhook your bra, the flimsy garment falling down your lap. He doesn’t waste more time and maneuvers you a little to suck on your nipples, hands coming to your waist to start bounching you on his cock.

You whimper at the simulation, hands grabbing his hair at the shock. There’s a mirror across from you that lets you see everything that’s happening, and you can’t help but let out a loud moan when you see the way his engorged head disappears in your pussy every time he pushes you down his lap, with his messy hair buried deep on your chest.

You look a mess, with your skirt on the floor and portions of your ponytail breaking away from your elastic tie. But you help Jungkook anyway, holding onto his arm as you bounce up and down on him, pushing your shirt way up your chest until your breasts are free from the constraint of the fabric.

“You’re always so pliant when you’re on my cock like this,” Jungkook says as he bites your nipple. And it felt petty, together with his words.

“Shut up. M-make me cum.” You hiss, grabbing his hair a little tight to make him look up at you.

He does, but there's a smug smirk on his face. “You think you deserve it?”

You arch a brow, despite feeling the tight coil in your stomach. “When do I not?”

“Wrong answer.” Jungkook tsks, shaking his head. Your eyebrows meet, but you find it incredibly hot when he does that thing with his tongue in his cheek. “Wrong answers mean I get to come before you. So sit back and be a good girl for me, hm?”

“Fuck off—” You’re interrupted by Jungkook giving a forceful thrust from down under, so powerful that it almsot knocks you off his lap.

“Look at you, such a fucking slut. A gorgeous slut,” Jungkook says, cupping the side of your head and directing you to look in the mirror you were looking at just a second ago. Your breathing is heavy, and your boobs bounce the same time you go up and down on Jungkook’s cock at a quick, abnormal pace you’re literally running out of breath. “Pussy so fucking tight and tiny but you can always take my dick, huh? No matter how big it gets for you? Right, princess?”

You whimper. “Don’t call me that.”

Jungkook only smirks. “Oh, but you are a princess. Always whines when you don’t get what you want.”

“I d-don’t– fuuckkk – I don’t whine.” you hiss directly to his face, glaring at him.

He chuckles, dark and deep. His fingers begin to creep over your pussy, and soon he’s rubbing fast circles over it, and you want to bite back with an answer to get the last word – but the words die on your tongue when Jungkook changes the position again, roughly placing you on the couch, turning you to your side.

Jungkook grabs your leg and hook it on his shoulder, finds leverage on one of your ass cheeks and enters you from that position, jackhammering thrusts making you almost scream.

It felt so deep, so close, and the stretch is almost godly. Delicious. The way Jungkook’s dick fills you up so good makes the tears form in your eyes, and you keep your eye on him as he pumps in and out of you, sweat already forming on his brows, abs clenching, veins popping out of his arms.

“S-shit–” Jungkook hisses, breathing heavily, a telltale sign of his impending orgasm. “I’m gonna cum. Shit, can I– can I cum inside?”

You nod your head vehemently, grabbing your own chest at the sight of him to give yourself some form of relief.

“Fuck,” Jungkook groans before he slams into you in and out, repeating the motion over and over again until his thighs shake. Pauses. Then, he takes his cock out slowly from you, and you look down to see the way Jungkook’s abdomen clench when he starts pumping his cock to shoot his seed into your hole.

It’s warm on your pussy, a little cold when it begins trickling down.

“J-jungkook, I want to—”

“Shh, princess. You’ll come. Just wait a little.” he squeezes his cock for more, spurts of cum shooting into and onto you, and you feel like you could cry at this point.

“Jungkook—”

“Easy.”

He puts your leg down and you thought he was going to enter you again but he adjusts you on the couch, kneels down on the floor, and pokes his tongue out to taste you.

“Oh god!” you gasp when Jungkook suddenly dives in, hungry and impatient, tongue eager to get everywhere all at once.

It happened so fast you don’t exactly know when you released. But when you do, you’re lax on the couch afterwards with Jungkook sitting beside you, massaging your breasts.

“Kook… that’s enough.” you say, holding his wrist.

Jungkook arches a brow. But he lets go.

The post-coital momentum hits you the same.

It’s always like this when you’re doing fucking. You pick up your clothes, and Jungkook starts dressing himself properly too.

You comb your hair through your fingers, putting it back into a decent ponytail in the mirror. You see the reflection of Jungkook behind you seating himself on the couch.

“You’re working tonight?” He takes out something in his pocket, a familiar small, pink electronic device.

Your expression sours immediately. “Keep that shit away from my studio, Jeon.” Jungkook halts, arching his brow your way. You roll your eyes. “If you’re gonna smoke, do it with a real cigarette. Don’t be a pussy.”

Jungkook snorts a scoff, but he tucks away the vape in his pocket back again, anyway.

“You’re getting real creative with being hateful about my smoking. Careful, princess. I’m starting to think you wanna be my girlfriend.”

You walk towards your swivel chair in front of the keyboard. On the screen is a song you’ve been working on for the past month, unfinished, with way too many versions of the melody. You can’t seem to figure out what fits best.

You look back at Jungkook with a disgusted face. “You keep on mentioning that word. I think you want me to be your girlfriend.”

He laughs, relaxed against the sofa, watching you from across the room.

“I would’ve already asked you way before if I wanted that.”

You pause.

Huh.

What a fucking asshole.

“Sure. Keep telling yourself that. But you’re the one getting all worked up just ‘cause I called your bestfriend oppa when he's barely fucking older than me.” You quote him as a retort, throwing his words back at him, going back to your computer.

“Did it flatter you?”

You tried some notes on the keyboard, and again, it doesn’t feel right. Something's missing. Something's too much.

“No. Why would it? You’re a good fuck, I’ll give you that. But you’re not more than that to me.”

A few keys again. It felt way too… bright. The lyrics don't fit. Yoongi would know what to do with this track. But you can’t come to him again, especially after what happened a week ago. A drunk confession and a sober rejection, with the confession coming from you and the rejecting coming from Yoongi.

Now you have to act as if that didn't faze you. Hell is going to freeze over way before you show everyone you give a fuck about anything.

You don’t even notice that Jungkook hadn’t said anything to the last thing you said because it was just that quick for you to get holed in at work.

Until you hear footsteps coming your way.

“What are you working on?” Jungkook asks, gesturing to the whole equipment before you.

“Songs.” you say, not really interested in getting into more conversation with him tonight.

The sex was good, and you won't tell Jungkook this – it's unspoken anyway – but sex with him has always lessened your stress. Made you feel free, even just for a moment. Jungkook likes sex, and he makes sure to prove it to you everytime you do it.

“Wasn’t really obvious.” Jungkook sarcastically says.

You sigh at that, eyes focused on your screen. Clicking away at the software, trying out some keys again. The sound of the keyboard almost rings to your ears at this point.

“Jungkook, I’m working.”

“I know. What? I can’t watch you? Yoongi always tells me it’s better if I watch how you guys work so I can learn a thing or two.” He shrugs, sitting in the available chair next to you.

The mention of Yoongi makes you jump a little, something you hope Jungkook doesn't notice. When he doesn't say anything, you arch your brow at him.

“Why? Thinking of producing your own shit from now on?”

You didn't really think that through. Just wanted to... say something. Retort. But you see that flicker of something unknown flash his face, and you know to yourself instantly that was a… low blow.

Jungkook had always felt… you don’t know, really. He’s just close off when it comes to his… own works. He almost doesn’t really mention them to you, even though that could be something you can talk about when you’re not trying to get in each other's pants.

“None of your business.” Jungkok says after awhile.

You bite your lip. “Okay.”

The room feels quiet until Jungkook breaks it.

“He’s planning to ask you out, by the way.”

Without looking away from your computer, you ask, “Who?”

“Mingyu.”

“Oh.”

“What are you going to say?”

Your brows furrow. “Not sure. You’re his friend right? Is he a nice guy?”

“You like nice guys now?”

“Who doesn't?” you roll your eyes. “Maybe I’ll say yes.”

Jungkook suddenly stands up, the chair scraping against the floorboards.

“Okay, well. Just tell me when you two start fucking, just so I know my health isn’t at risk here.”

You look up at him incredulously.

“You know you’re such a fucking asshole sometimes, right?” He doesn’t say anything. You scoff. “As if you haven’t fucked anybody else since we started doing this.”

“Who the hell else have I fucked, quickly?” Jungkoon furrows his brows.

Shit. You’re confused now. The software is dancing in your eyes. Maybe it was wrong to get right into it after having sex; your brain's mush. And Jungkook's picking up a fight with you as fucking usual. You genuinely don't want to get into it right now.

“I don’t fucking know, Jeon. A random idol at some music show backstage? Maybe one of your fans? I really don’t care. As long as you tell me. ‘Cause I’m as concerned about my health as you are yours.” You say the words with a particular bite to it, making sure to look at him when you use your words against him.

“I haven’t been in any pussy other than your own uptight one for a long time, so good luck on that beef you have with an imaginary woman.” Jungkook spits out before he takes his keys out. “I’ll have dinner delivered to you ‘cause I know you haven’t eaten shit. Until then, I’m heading off. Just text me if you’re staying over at my place or not. I don't care. You have the combination.”

One you never used. Jungkook's aware of that.

You avoid looking at him. “I'm not.”

“... Okay.”

He leaves just like that.

You slump in your seat and shut your eyes close.

#jungkook smut #jungkook angst #jungkook x reader #jungkook x you #jungkook imagines #jungkook scenarios #jeon jungkook x you #p; drabbles

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astrotruther · 2 months ago

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Astro Observations

misc. (iii)

❀ Neptune-Ascendant aspects – You never believe it when people call you beautiful, do you? It’s like your brain filters out the compliments. But here’s the thing: not everyone is lying. You’re probably ethereal without realizing it. Maybe it’s time to trust what others see in you.

❀ Capricorn Ascendants are built for success. Their hunger to get rich isn't just about money, it’s about respect, security, and proving something (maybe to themselves, maybe to the world). They’ll study billionaires like textbooks, learn from others’ mistakes, and grind harder than others. Their work ethic is unmatched.

❀ Jupiter in 12H has divine protection. Pair that with Pluto in 8H, the native may have dangerous accidents ‘near’ them but doesn’t even get a scratch. It’s wild. It feels like a shadowy luck.

❀ Gemini & Sagittarius Venus – Everyone sleeps on this pairing, but it’s so fun. Gemini’s flirty banter + Sag’s adventurous streak = a relationship that never gets boring. It's truly underrated.

❀ For a straight man, Moon square Neptune can manifest as developing intense, secret crushes from afar, only to feel let down when the relationship begins. This may stem from unresolved issues with women, causing him to pursue an idealized version of femininity rather than connecting with real women. He may attract love-bombing partners (think strong Neptune/Venus or Libra/12H influences) who mirror his fantasy—until the façade crumbles.

❀ Venus in 12H synastry – Venus may have a secret crush on the house person but wouldn’t act on it if there’s no 7H overlay in personal planets. There could be external barriers like they live in different countries, as 12H rules foreign lands.

❀ Saturn square Neptune – you police your negative thoughts to the point where there’s no room for healthy skepticism. You judge yourself hard for daydreaming. You don’t let yourself hope freely. Even imagination gets filtered through guilt. But not every dream is a delusion — some are visions waiting to manifest.

❀ Every time people are hyping someone’s looks a little too hard, it’s always Venus in Pisces for the girls (e.g. Ice Spice), and Mars in Pisces for the guys (e.g. Adam Levine). Not saying they’re unattractive — but celebrity worship culture tends to cast a borderline delusional glow around these placements. It's Neptune working overtime.

❀ You might have Venus square Neptune if everyone around you thinks your taste in partners is straight-up tragic. These natives tend to idealize relationships, creating fantasies reality can’t match. They may ignore red flags or attract deceptive partners.

❀ Moon or Saturn in Aries / 1H, Venus in Libra / Taurus & Venus soft aspects (sextiles, trines) to personal planets indicates aging well. These placements get better with time — bold presence, refined beauty, and energy that matures like fine wine.

❀ The movie Her (2013) always made me think of Pluto in Aquarius—the idea of humanity forming deep, even romantic, connections with artificial intelligence. And now, lo and behold, people are out here making reels flirting with the ChatGPT voice and it's flirting right back. It’s funny how art predicts the future.

Solar Return Chart:

❀ Descendant conjunct Pluto may rethink their relationships, even friendships. This is the time when they’d really feel it if depth and loyalty is missing. They may be hypersensitive and observe everyone while mentally writing them out of their lives in true Plutonian fashion.

❀ Scorpio Descendant – you may have a fallout with some of the people closest to you. Hidden tensions surface, and by the time you realize what hit you, the relationship’s already transformed or ended.

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sturnmeovr · 7 months ago

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♡‧₊˚Babydaddy!Chris Masterlist

✰Angst ♡ Fluff

⚠︎ Smut ꩜ Fan Favorite

✦ Humor ✿ Suggestive

࿔ First Trimester ༄ Second Trimester

꣼ Third trimester

(you can also click my ♡‧₊˚Babydaddy!Chris x Sweetheart!Reader tag below to view more.)

Recommended order to read my fics/blurbs - Positive, Mama, Changed Woman, Scavenger Hunts & Cinnamon Rolls, Licensed Driver, Butterfly Kicks, Pregnancy Cravings, Gender Reveal, Better Late Than Never, Delusional, Dedicated, Indecisive... the order you read the rest in is up to you, but I highly suggest paying attention to the markers for each trimester :)

Introducing ... Babydaddy!Chris & Sweetheart!Reader

Headcanons

♡ ✰ ࿔ ༄ ꣼ During pregnancy

Blurbs

♡ ༄ Butterfly Kicks

♡ ✦꩜ ༄ Licensed Driver

♡ ༄ Gender Reveal

꩜ ✦꣼ Better late than never

✰꣼ Couples Therapy

Fics

♡✰࿔ Positive - sweetheart!Reader finds out she’s pregnant

♡ ࿔ Mama - Chris joins you for your first ultrasound

♡ ࿔ Changed Woman - Matt and Nick are catching on

♡ ࿔ Scavenger Hunts & Cinnamon Rolls - babydaddy!Chris & sweetheart!Reader finally tells the boys they’re expecting

♡ ✦༄ Pregnancy cravings - Chris tries Sweethearts new pregnancy cravings

✰꩜꣼ Delusional - Sweetheart finds Chris texting another girl

✰꣼ Dedicated - Chris is dedicated to get Sweetheart back

✰꣼ Indecisive - Sweetheart can't decide whether or not she wants to go back to Chris

✰♡✦꣼ Emotional Support - Matt and Nick get tired of seeing Chris in his depressive state so they turn to Sweetheart for help

♡✦ Will you be my Valentine, mommy? - The boys help baby Bear make a special Valentine's Day present for Sweetheart

Moodboards

࿔ 1st Trimester

༄ 2nd Trimester

꣼ 3rd Trimester

꣼ December

Texts

࿔ ༄꣼ Texts during sweetheart!Reader pregnancy. II

Video Clips

♡✦࿔ First Trimester

♡✦✿ Second Trimester

♡✰✿⚠︎꣼ Third Trimester

Asks

More about Sweetheart

♡ How they met each other

♡✰࿔ ༄ ꣼ What are they doing right now? II III IV V

✰ Chris cheats on his bm?

✰ Matt & Nick's thoughts on Chris' infidelity

Will Chris be there for the birth of his son?

Misc

Gender Predictions

Gloria coded

Babydaddy!Chris Bot

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catcze · 5 months ago

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🪷 | Mao Hua ( 猫花 )

❝ Is there anything better than a day spent doing nothing at all? ❞

5 Star Dendro Catalyst ✧✧✧✧✧

Region — Liyue

Birthday — October 27th

Constellation — Flos Bestiae

Affilation — Bai Senlin ( 白森林 ) Tea House

Special Dish — “Feline’s Fried Rice” (Healing bonus & HP up)

Additional Titles — Miss Mao Hua, Beast of Blooms, Meadow Treader

Event Wish — Languid Catnap

The mysterious owner of Bai Senlin Tea House. Once a renown adeptus, she has since settled down among the mortals to live a peaceful life.

Ref sheet & notes utc !!

Personality notes !! *ೃ༄

— Has a pleasant personality, though she may be formal/stiff with people she’s not yet familiar with at first. She’s very warm, welcoming and affectionate over time, however, and is well-loved by children for her easygoing and kind nature.

— To her, a day spent doing nothing but sipping tea and taking long naps is a day well spent. Lazing about and taking things at her own pace is how she lives now, and she doesn’t often interact with the other adepti anymore, having chosen to live a ‘mortal’ life rather than secluding herself in Jueyun Karst. The only adeptal duties she still fulfills is the personal favor Rex Lapis had asked of her— to help keep Liyue safe. (She does, however, still find loopholes to both uphold this favor while also doing the least amount of work.)

— She is morally grey in the way that non-humans can sometimes be, and she acknowledges it. Although she has empathy (and, in truth, is a rather kind and empathetic person) she’s willing to resort to extreme methods to get the results that she wants in the quickest and most effective manner, regardless of how merciless these methods may seem. This trait of hers made her dangerous when she was in the employ of Rex Lapis, and still makes her hard to predict.

— She is very loyal, and willing to do anything to keep the person she’s dedicated to safe, and to do what they ask of her. This was evident when she was employed by Rex lapis, going to extreme means to subjugate his opponents and secure him as the archon of Liyue, and it’s evident now with her beloved, who she will unflinchingly do anything for.

Misc notes !! *ೃ༄

— Falls asleep in trees / in bushes / on rooftops / basically fucking anywhere.

— Formed a contract with Rex Lapis during the archon war that states that she would fight for him, and in return would be allowed to live in peace when her duties have been finished.

— Although she wants to live quietly, it’s her own damn curiosity that still adds spice into her daily life. By Mao Hua’s own (accidental) doing, there are rumors of an illuminated beast in her tea house who sometimes grants the wish of someone who is in dire straits, begging for help by leaving a message under their cup in hopes that the adeptus will take pity on them.

— Although she’s capable of stopping these rumors, she doesn’t want to. In part because she does want to help the common folk where she can, but also because she finds it interesting to learn about what it is these mortals hold so dear to their heart that they would risk contacting an illuminated beast just for help, even if they have to pay a price. It’s intriguing to her, and she finds herself wanting to learn more.

— She doesn’t smell like flowers, though a lot of people may think that. She actually smells like sugar and vanilla.

#𝙊𝙠 𝙩𝙤 𝙧𝙚𝙗𝙡𝙤𝙜 .ᐟ.ᐟ 𝘿𝙤 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙨𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙤𝙧 𝙪𝙨𝙚 .ᐟ.ᐟ #𝘽𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝘽𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙢𝙨 .ᐟ.ᐟ⠀₍^. .^₎⟆ ♡#Genshin Impact OC #Genshin Impact original character #genshin impact #She's finally out of wip/redesign jail !!!!! omg #girl can u believe it took me more than a whole year to finally be satisfied w her redesign wtf (a year and like 500+ layers)

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murkycran · 1 year ago

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Radiostatic/Voxal Fic Rec List

Welcome to my Radiostatic/Voxal Fic Rec List! ^_^ This will include romantic, platonic, and/or queerplatonic Radiostatic fics (and admittedly probably a couple of Radiosilence fics, too).

I will keep updating this periodically as I read more fics, so feel free to check back every once and a while! I'll reblog it when I update it, plus make a note with the date at the top. Trust me, this is by no means a complete list; there's fics I still want to add to this that I just haven't gotten to yet. I just decided to go ahead and post it anyways, because if I kept waiting until I ran out of fics to rec I'd probably be working on this forever.

These are not in any particular order; I'm going by both my Bookmarks list on AO3 and my memory of fics I forgot to bookmark. I also tried to make notes on what fics were written before season 1 released, but I might have missed some, so keep that in mind.

Please let me know if any links don't work or are wrong!

✨Before you proceed:✨ read the tags on these fics if you decide to read them. Many of them have heavy material - no surprise given the fandom, but still, felt like this needed said. On that note, there's also fics with explicit material and some fics are straight up PWP. Again, read at your own risk/heed the tags.

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Radio Healed the Video Star by Aspiring_Forest_Witch

Summary: Alastor comes across an unconscious and battered Vox while out on one of his strolls. He feels compelled to bring him back to the hotel.

Notes: 98% of this fic was written before season 1 was released, so keep that in mind, because there's obviously going to be inconsistencies with canon. It's nearly finished (at least according to the author's notes in the latest chapters, I think). I suggest pacing yourself with this one - it's nearly 700k words long. I ruined a good sleep schedule staying up to get through it. (So worth it though.) There are quite a few OCs in later chapters, but they're such good OCs. You fall in love with them just as much as the canon characters, I swear. I would die for Verity and the Trio.

Let's Misbehave by joosymango

Summary: Alastor wins a bet against Vox, now his rival must stop pestering him for two weeks. It should be a pleasant break! So why does he miss the idiot?

Notes: Vaguely inspired by Aspiring_Forest_Witch's Radio Healed the Video Star. Also largely written before season 1 release. First fic I read for the HH fandom. ^_^

Safe with Me Series by rillo (rillyrillo)

Summary: Having only ever set his sights on men who treat women with odious disrespect, Alastor never thought he'd take interest in Vox's turbulent relationship with his fiancé and business partner, Valentino. He decides to lend a helping hand in the hopes of getting Vox out of his sticky situation. After all, what are childhood enemies for?

Unfortunately, neither Alastor nor Vox could've predicted the rollercoaster of unsaid emotions and future horrors that are thrown their way. Will they be able to rely on each other and get by unscathed? Or will destiny have other plans for these two?

[HUMAN AU] [There's art included for the human designs]

Notes: It's so, so good. ;-; Heed the tags. There's a prequel consisting of oneshots, plus a sequel (listed below, bc I can't not put it here)! And there's ART! So much art!

You, My Everything by rillo (rillyrillo)

Summary: Some say that love can conquer all, even in Hell.

Vox begged to differ, and he was damn well sure Alastor did too – or at least he would be, if Alastor hadn’t become one big question mark.

Sequel to Safe with Me.

Notes: Only read if you've read Safe With Me!!! Still pretty early in the story but so good. ;-; The angst, I swear...

You're on the Air by rillo (rillyrillo)

Summary: A series of short, daily conversations between a radio host and his avid listener, as the two learn more about each other’s lives over the air. Set in the late 90s/early 2000s.

Notes: Same author as Safe with Me, but not set in the same universe! This one is set up in a literal radio show format; almost entirely dialogue-centric.

Of Candied Pine and Cherried Smoke by rillo (rillyrillo)

Summary: Inspired by x_Arcticfox_x’s fanfiction: Blue Raspberries And Cherry Cola

After overdosing on them one too many times to curb the steadily weakening suppressants, Vox's body rejects them outright. Now with his scent getting stronger, he finds himself struggling to hide his true status as an Omega. In his desperation, he seeks help from the one person that knows his secret: Alastor.

Notes: Omegaverse. Same author as Safe with Me series and You're on the Air!

Blue Raspberries And Cherry Cola by x_Arcticfox_x

Summary: Vox is an omega, that's his biggest secret.

During his life time he hid this fact using suppressants, and counited to in death. One day he runs out of pills and his supplier is out of stock for the time being so Vox is forced to submit to the torture of going through heat for the first time in decades.

Too bad his business partner only see's omega's as mere object's...

But hey, at least Angel found him just in time, right?

Notes: Omegaverse. Currently on hold, but has 14 chapters currently available for reading. :)

Once Bitten, Twice Shy by The_Penny_Tails

Summary: Alastor decides that it's time to claim what is rightfully his, consequences be damned.

Notes: It's not porn but it might as well have been for how fucking intense this scene was. 😳

Dripping Pink by The_Penny_Tails

Summary: Just before an Overlord meeting, Alastor gets infected by an off-market, highly potent, and incredibly dangerous love potion. Nobody realises until it's too late.

Notes: Simultaneously funny as fuck and erotic as all hell. I suffered from so much secondhand embarrassment on Vox's behalf. It's wonderful. :D

Lucidity's Fog by The_Penny_Tails

Summary: Ever since he met Alastor, Vox has been having raunchy dreams about the deer. Those dreams suddenly stop when Alastor disappears. For seven years, he's free of the guilt, of the shame brought on by his unconscious desire.

Until Alastor comes back, and Vox is plagued by a new dream the same day he finds out about the news. This time, however, something is distinctively different about how the deer is acting.

Notes: Author tagged for light angst, but ngl the ending did not feel like 'light' angst to me lol. Hurt in a good way.

Finger Tips and Dotted Lips by The_Penny_Tails

Summary: Alastor has sensitive hands; he finds this out at the most inconvenient time possible. Unfortunately, Vox is the one who ends up paying the price for it.

Having to help a seemingly broken Overlord whilst navigating this new discovery proves to be a little more taxing than the Radio Demon could ever have imagined.

Notes: Alastor is such a troll in this omg.

Thawing Out by Seaside_Dreaming

Summary: Seeing a small crack in Vox's screen nags at Alastor more than he likes to admit.

Vox wishes things were better. Sooner or later, Alastor has to come to terms with the fact he has feelings, in general.

Notes: Written before season 1 release. HIGHLY suggest reading the prequel one-shot. It's not necessary to understand the plot here, but you should read it anyway.

Static by passthevoxcord

Summary: Vox creates a new and improved version of himself to please Val, only to be replaced by it. He is left beaten and broken with no one to turn to . . . except maybe his oldest enemy, Alastor.

Notes: Written before season 1 release.

Hating you feels so good by TwoBitJester

Summary: Vox obsesses over his returned enemy and finds himself a little too wound up

Notes: Very good PWP.

Laced Over Dinner by hazbinhearts

Summary: Vox is persuaded to dress a little differently over dinner for Alastor, but finds it remarkably uncomfortable as the night goes on. Written for VoxWeek21 Day 3: dressing up [appearance, formal, dance].

Notes: Written before season 1 release. Corsets. 😳

Observer by DeviousPossum

Summary: He moved the cursor to click off, when he suddenly heard a very recognizable static laced tone.

Alastor.

What the fuck. Alastor is singing.

Vox unintentionally ran claw marks across his desk, an increasingly common habit for him as of late. He grimaced at his now ruined table and unsuccessfully tried to reel in an inexplicable feeling that could only be described as jealousy.

Notes: Porn with a tiny bit of plot in the first chapter. :3

RadioTV Week 2021 Series by Heliosolar

Summary: Pretty much the title; various prompts.

Notes: Written before season 1 release. All worth reading, though they aren't connected.

Sharkblocking by Anonymous

Summary: Alastor is Vox’s number one rival. Incidentally, though nobody involved is aware of it, Alastor’s number one rival is actually Vox’s pet shark.

In which Alastor is actually a little obsessed back and Vark is the biggest obstacle to Radiostatic short of canon itself.

Notes: VARK!

Control + V by TooManyPsuedonyms

Summary: Vox and Alastor have a... thing. Not quite a relationship, but something. Vox is too scared to define it properly, and Alastor is dead set that Vox will eventually get bored of his lack of reciprocity and move on.

So, Valentino tries to show Vox what he is missing.

... too bad Vox didn't want him like that. ... too bad Alastor didn't know want is a vague word.

Notes: Heed the tags!!! There's currently a sequel; I haven't read it yet, but I definitely plan to. 👀

gift of the magi by vol_ctrl

Summary: "... Although husband and wife are now left with gifts that neither one can use, they realize how far they are willing to go to show their love for each other, and how priceless their love really is ..."

Alastor/Vox established relationship fluff.

Notes: Written before season 1 release. Very sweet. ^_^

the lost tape by vol_ctrl

Summary: There's a NEW ambitious media demon in Pentagram City. You never get a second chance to make a first impression, right?

Notes: Written before season 1 release.

12 Days of Yuletide by vol_ctrl

Summary: A parody of the 12 Days of Christmas traditional tune, as can only be done by Vox gifting to his beloved adversary.

Or, a series of letters from the desk of Alastor upon receiving a series of increasingly elaborate gifts from his insufferably modern foil during the holiday season.

Notes: Written before season 1 release.

Fear makes the heart grow fonder by Graysongirl

Summary: After a bit of inspiration from an unlikely source Vox comes up with the plan that scaring Alastor is the best route to gaining his affections. The haunted house at LuLu World seems like the perfect (safe) environment for a bit of pre-planned scaring...

[Stand-alone staticradio]

Notes: Written before season 1 release. Funny af. "Red! Red!" XD

Cordyceps, King of Ants by spappest

Summary: Vox is tired. Of Valentino. Of Velvette. Of Alastor, and Hell, and everything in between. He can't escape, but he can cut himself off, piece by piece, until he feels nothing at all. Alastor takes exception to this approach and commissions a certain princess of Hell to fix his foe. Now Vox has a hotel of misfits on one side of him, overlords on the other, and Alastor crushing his cage ever smaller.

Clearly, the only way Vox will get any peace and quiet is to just kill God.

Valentino did always tell him that he had no chill.

Notes: Started before season 1 was released. Technically features Staticmoth but it's not the focus as much as Radiostatic (which honestly has a relationship status of ??? not romantic but also not friendship or even strictly enemies...just...Alastor and Vox). O_O I think about this fic on a daily basis.

Russian Roulette by spappest

Summary: Vox and Alastor play a game that Vox is way too excited to lose.

Notes: Started before season 1 release. Take note!!! I'm putting this on the Radiostatic list because it's almost entirely centered on Alastor and Vox's dynamic, but the romantic relationship is Staticmoth. The Staticmoth is just not featured very much.

Vox and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Afterlife by spappest

Summary: Alastor goes into rut.

Vox has a bad time. Then a good time. Then a very bad time. Then a brief vacation. Then a confusing time.

Notes: Background Staticmoth, but Radiostatic is most prominent. Funny af. Alastor and Vox have...a very special relationship. Lol.

Killer Ex by FanGirl48

Summary: Alastor was a serial killer who valued his privacy. So when someone who claims to know what he is tries to barge into his life he can't let them live, his secret must be protected at all cost.

A normally easy task easy task becomes complicated when Alastor's ex-boyfriend is dragged into the whole thing forcing the serial killer to go visit them for the first time in seven years.

Notes: Human AU. Love me some possessive Alastor. <3

Negotiations by FanGirl48

Summary: Vox had no interest in attending a meeting between Heaven and Hell following the failed attack by the Adam and his Exterminators. Alastor's little gremlin caused the mess, so he can go clean it up. Vox had nothing wanted nothing to do with the radio demon, king of hell or heaven.

But that was before Lucifer made the media overlord aware of Valentino's little job offer to his daughter.

Damnit Valentino!

Notes: "And they were roommates!" "Oh my god they were roommates"

Down, Up, and Back Down by CowboyEnthusiast

Summary: Vox dies. Surprisingly no one takes this well.

Or, Vox dies and Alastor tries to drag his soul back from Purgatory.

Notes: Another fic I think about daily... Heavy themes. Heed the tags.

Hold Me Like a Grudge by Rachello344

Summary: Alastor has spent a long time running from Vox. Vox has chased after him almost as long. When suppressants fail throughout the city, they finally collide.

Notes: Omegaverse. Fun fact about this author: all their Radiostatic fic titles are from Fall Out Boy lyrics lol. (I fucking love FOB sue me.) I haven't yet read all of Rachello344's Radiostatic fics, BUT I have them all on my To Read list because I've loved everything I've read of theirs so far lol.

What Makes You So Special? by Rachello344

Summary: With Lucifer’s return to the Pride Ring, the other Deadly Sins were bound to take notice. When Asmodeus stops by the Pride Ring to visit the Morningstars, the Vees are able to make a deal to host a pop-up shop of the incredibly popular Lust Ring establishment, Ozzie’s, bringing it to the Pride Ring for the first time.

When Vox and Alastor both attend the restaurant’s opening night, long repressed sparks fly, forever changing their relationship.

Notes: Because of the pacing of this (sex first romance later), I feel like this is the Radiostatic equivalent of Femalefonzie's Freak-A-Zoid (a really good Staticmoth fic). This is hands down one of the most romantic Radiostatic fics I've read. ^_^

Hold Me Tight (or Don't) by Rachello344

Summary: Alastor and Vox finally come to an understanding, both of each other and of what they each mean to the other. Their relationship evolves accordingly, one concession at a time, until they both get everything they could possibly want: power, companionship, and even love.

Notes: So, so good.

Keep You Like an Oath by Rachello344

Summary: Alastor normally wouldn’t bother with the chore—breaking into V Tower was quite a lot of work, even for him—but he found himself curious about what Vox and his little friends might be working on. Especially since whatever it was had Angel concerned enough to report back to the rest of the hotel about it.

Of course, before he can learn anything, he’ll need to sneak past Vox’s watchful eye…

Notes: God it's just...so good. Read it. Radiostatic reconciliation. One thing I love about Rachello344 writing Radiostatic is Alastor's terms of endearment for Vox. ^_^

To Be Yours by pinegreenapples

Summary: Alastor hears something he hasn't heard in years. He decides to investigate why now, of all times, this frequency has turned back on. Vox is not amused.

Notes: Hurt no comfort. Hurts so good, though. ;-;

oleanders in june by spoondrifts

Summary: It seems like while Alastor was off preying on the self-destructive addictions of desperate sinners, Vox was off getting himself beaten half to death, probably from spouting belligerent nonsense at someone with violent tendencies and a far lower threshold for disrespect than Alastor. Not everyone finds poor Vox’s chatter as charming as he does.

If Vox is unconscious, then Vox is not being entertaining, and Alastor came here to have fun, not play nursemaid.

Or: Drunk on power and itching to cause some mayhem, Alastor hunts down the only person in the city who's always up for anything. Unfortunately, he finds Vox... not exactly in tip-top shape. No matter; he can work with that too.

Notes: ^_^ Very sweet.

equilibrium by curtailed

Summary: Post-Finale. The Hotel finds Alastor right on the front lawn, unconscious and bleeding, still injured from Adam's blade. While he recovers, all of Hell scrambles to find out who his mysterious rescuer is.

Meanwhile, Vox tries not to freak out that he might have accidentally made a soul bond to save that deer asshole's life. All he had wanted to do was to scope out the ruins of Alastor's radio tower. Fuck him for being curious, he supposed.

Notes: This fic has me in a CHOKEHOLD. I love the characterizations so, so much. Manages to fit in humor alongside the angst. One of the best fight scenes I've ever seen put into words. Curtailed really took Vox and Alastor as characters and planned out a cool fucking fight scene using their unique abilities. I automatically love anything tagged with "one fell first but the other fell harder" lol.

candlelight by curtailed

Summary: Despite the #SirRepentious success, Heaven remains skeptical of a sinner's ability to change. Logic gets lost somewhere, and really, what's a better way to show sinners can be marginally less horrible than to stick two Overlords who hate each other in the same living space?

Alastor and Vox play house.

Notes: The comedy of Alastor and Vox being forced to be civil with each other and then unintentionally becoming very domestic together. Lol

wallow by curtailed

Summary: A 2+1 fic. Two times when Alastor and Vox were in a love triangle (hard quote on love, hard quote on triangle), and the one time Alastor had Vox to himself.

Notes: Only 1 (very good) chapter so far, but safe to say pretty heavy already. Heed the tags.

Addicted by Dancingdog

Summary: After the latest argument with Valentino, Vox finds himself at the Hazbin Hotel. An injured Alastor is less-than-pleased to see him, which is understandable considering they are enemies.

But as more and more of Valentino's venom leaves his system, Vox begins to remember his days before V-Tower and he learns exactly why Alastor rejected his offer all those decades ago.

His memories return in fits and spurts - not all of them good. His past with Alastor isn't something he expected and it turns out that he isn't the only one suffering.

Notes: Dude. This fic hurt me. Such good angst.

Radio Made the Video Star Series by songofhell

Summary: Snippets of Vox and Alastor's afterlife, and their journey from strangers to friends to enemies to... something more.

Notes: Pretty much what the series summary says - a series of installments that chronicle the beginning and subsequent evolution of Alastor and Vox's relationship. Very good, has tons of possessive!Alastor, which I die for.

Uneasy by Saezs

Summary: “Something’s wrong with Voxy.”

Velvette’s eyes snapped to the tall moth pimp. “And?” she prompted with a raised eyebrow. As if she needed to deal with two piss babies this close to a show. Valentino shrugged, tapping away on his phone, and walked away to stand threateningly close to her new models. Before she could snap at him, she saw it; his wings were twitching. Barely noticeable to strangers, just under the hum of the building’s lights, he was squeaking with each tap of his fingers. She felt unease and a healthy dose of aggravation swirl in her stomach.

Or: Vox was roofied and sexually assaulted. Velvette tries to be better than her mother. Unexpected connections are formed.

Notes: Heed the tags! Features genderfluid Vox. :)

Five Times Vox and Alastor Danced and One Time They Didn't by Drowsy_Salamander

Summary: “I say, good fellow, what are you doing on the ground like that?”

The voice was perky, cheerful, and bright. It had a crisp mid-Atlantic accent, the kind Vox remembered being all the rage for stage and film performers back when he first entered the broadcast industry. The diction was crystal clear with every sound enunciated separately to maximise clarity, the consonants clicked and the vowels were broad. It was a performer’s voice.

A voice for radio.

Oh shit.

... Five times Vox and Alastor danced and one time Vox and Alastor didn't.

From their first meeting through their friendship, to their enmity and fighting. From infatuation to yearning to animosity. Dancing is a partnership, is it not?

Notes: Each chapter so far has been a different type of dance, which is really neat. Especially chapter 2. ^_^ That said, there's a feeling of impending doom, knowing what happens to their relationship eventually... Not saying that as a deterrent but just a comment on how I felt while reading it lol. It's very sweet, which is why it hurts to think of future chapters. 🙃

Days Long Past by Momo52

Summary: All sinners of hell bore some physical marks of how they lived and died. Some physical manifestations were more obvious while others were subtle. Vox was not an exception to this rule.

While his television head was an obvious indication of his life while on Earth, the mark he bore from his death was far more subdued. Luckily enough, his shame was easily concealed behind a high collar. Unfortunately, he is just as well known in his afterlife as he was in his life. As such, trying to make everyone believe that he is so much stronger than what his death implies is a constant battle. He only wished that he wasn’t the hardest one to convince.

Notes: I think platonic Radiostatic is the endgame here. Still pretty early in the story, but I'm really liking this author's depiction of Vox and Alastor's pasts. Heed the tags. There are heavy subjects such as suicide (very big theme for Vox's pov) and period-typical racism (in Alastor's past) present in the story.

Remote Access by x-UsoTsuki-x (its_not_reael)

Summary: In the aftermath of Alastor and Vox's electrifying on-air showdown, Vox finds himself unusually rattled. His usual suave demeanor is slipping, much to his cohorts' amusement – and concern. Velvet can do little more than roll her eyes at his antics. Valentino, on the other hand, is convinced that all Vox needs to do is get fucked and relax.

or, alternatively...

The tech-savvy overlord manages to snag a virus from a porn site and finds himself in the arms of his worst enemy.

Notes: Fairly certain this is firmly Radiosilence based on the tags (and the direction of the story so far). Very funny, very hot. Vox is pathetic in this one. Lol

Nun-thing Like You've Ever Seen Series by A_Cypress_Coffin

Summary: Alastor, the feared radio demon with more blood on his hands than most of hell combined, wasn't always as we imagine him. There was a time where instead of a dapper suit and smile he donned a simple vow and habit. That didn't last of course, but the journey is quite something.

Notes: This author has a great sense of humor, lmao. I enjoyed the unique headcanons for Alastor's backstory. The tag that hooked me: "Accidentally becoming a better person through bad domming and found family".

Empathia by The_Oblivious_Swallow

Summary: Creating new technology is boring, sex is physically unappealing, the other Vee’s are so annoying, annoying, annoying! Even Vark, his baby, his pride and joy, doesn’t stir the same joy in his heart like he should.

So, Vox had concluded that it had to go. For his sake.

Notes: Contains Staticmoth, but Radiostatic seems like the endgame (I write this as there is one chapter still left). Really interesting idea. I love Vox.exe so much. ;-;

Every Madman Has His Vice by phantasm_png (chibellero)

Summary: “What the fuck do you want, Alastor? Was it not enough to kill me all those years ago? Now, you had to go for the people I loved and the only things I had left in this fucking Hellhole?”

“It was my fault,” Alastor whispers as he approaches Vox slowly, as if he was some sort of wounded animal he didn’t want to scare off. His prey. “Vox, I’m sorry. If I had a chance to redo that night, I would never have hurt you to this extent. I’ll never harm you again.”

“That’s seven years too fucking late, Alastor.”

OR: Seven years ago, instead of Alastor disappearing, it was Vox who left instead.

Notes: I’m so fucking here for this AU. Possessive Alastor, Vox helping with the hotel, Husk is still an Overlord, yessss

Metathesiophobia (Fear of Change) by phantasm_png (chibellero)

Summary: There's a lot that can change in seven years.

But never once had Alastor expected for something like this from his old rival and older friend.

Or, Alastor and Vox start to rekindle their old friendship again after a shocking discovery strikes the deer demon.

Notes: QPR Radiostatic with MtF Vox! Contains a smidge of Staticmoth, but it's in the background and not the focus. Very well written.

surimi and venison by phantasm_png (chibellero)

Summary: A series of short drabbles (500+ words) in an interconnected universe (peep the tags, they're still in hell), centering around Alastor and his new pet fish... shark... television thing. Will (hopefully) update 1-2 times a week. Written as my attempt at a Mermay series.

Notes: Like the summary says, Mermay prompts featuring SharkHybrid!Vox, along with Alastor, who literally saw Vox and decided to make him his pet. Lol.

an arm and a leg, my dear, les yeux d'la tête by phantasm_png (chibellero)

Summary: “I mean, usually when Val gets mad he gets like, super pissy too an’ starts destroyin’ shit ‘round the set and in his clubs, but like, usually Vox can calm him down. Problem is, where the Hell is that guy? I haven’t seen ‘im round the Tower for like, a month or two now. That ain’t normal.”

“What, so you mean he just up and left?”

“No, but like… he hasn’t been seen ‘in public’ for like, two months now. It’s startin’ to get suspicious. Like, I ‘unno if I’m just paranoid or something, but… Vox is like, the fuckin’ face of Hell’s Entertainment District. When he’s not round for a bit, that’s nothing to worry about on its own… but when he’s not round for a bit an’ Val and Velvette are creeping around, looking for his rival…? I mean… the dots are connecting. If Al did something…”

“If Vox was dead, we would know.” OR: Two months ago, Vox went missing. Right now, it seems as if Alastor has something to hide.

Notes: Vox gets attic-wifed and wears a virgin killer sweater. ^_^

we'll go down together in the ashes of our love by phantasm_png (chibellero)

Summary: Glimpses into the Radio Demon's life as he reluctantly navigates parenthood with his co-parenting partner and the demon princess hoisted onto him by the King and Queen of Hell.

Loosely inspired by Spy X Family.

Notes: CUTE! I love domestic Radiostatic.

What Has Been by Tianren

Summary: Vox has never known peace. From being the son of a egocentric cult leader, to being the boyfriend of a self absorbed abuser. Vox has managed to build a pretty sad life for himself. The only spot of sunshine that had ever blessed his existence was when he met an amateur true crime investigative journalist, with a podcast named, Alastor. The man was his only source of unfiltered news and contact to the world outside his father’s compound. But after Vox finally escaped the cult he waited for Alastor. Waited weeks in their assigned meeting spot just to be forgotten. Vox was convinced he’d stopped waiting for Alastor years ago until he meets the man again seven years later at a hotel. What will reconnecting with his past lead to and will it help him escape the hell he’s built for himself?

Takes place in the late 2000s early 2010s

Trigger warning for religious trauma and abuse as major themes of this story. Will add more warnings if they arise as I go on.

Notes: Really interesting human AU concept!

(Fic rec list to be continued)

#hazbin hotel #radiostatic #voxal #hazbin alastor #hazbin vox #fic rec list

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It's been a while since I've done my usual end of the year fic review (originally from LiveJournal), since I did take an unexpected writing hiatus for 1.5 years (mental health reasons and then RL emergency crisis). This is the first year I've deviated from writing Sess/Kag completely (still adore it and did try to write some stuff during that period of crisis, but had too much on my mind to focus). When I say Love and Deepspace has me in a chokehold... Inviting some writers to join me in this end of the year evaluation for all stories you've written for any and all fandoms. It's a good way to yap about your stories and writing process, but feel free to opt out. Absolutely no hard feelings. <3333 Also feel free to tag others or just join in if you like! (I also suggest making a new post, so people can like all of the writers 💖) Tagging some lovelies: @rose-tinted-kalopsia @unluckywisher @aeyumicore @irandial @callilypso

【 I will be linking stories on tumblr, but these can all be found on AO3 (loveppears) as well! 】

Total number of completed stories: 37

Total word count: 84,143 (give or take; I find AO3's word counts to be a little wonky. Also lowkey disappointed I couldn't add BOTDK's word count to this since it's sitting pretty at 38.3k words 😔)

Chronological Breakdown:

May »

calling your name | Dawnbreaker/MC | 1.5k words

June »

July »

August »

September »

October »

November »

December »

Overall Thoughts:

Looking back, did you write more fic than you thought you would this year, less, or about what you’d predicted?

Definitely a lot more! As mentioned, I did take a 1.5 year writing hiatus due to RL reasons, so it's kind of astounding that I managed to slip back into writing again after so long and found a steady rhythm. I've noticed my rate of putting out stories (especially to my standards) has been one per week, if not biweekly, which beats my previous years of one per month if I'm lucky lol We are not addressing the elephant in the room that my speed/motivation started with all all of the horny Sylus smut in July 🧍‍♀️

What pairing/genre/fandom did you write that you would never have predicted in January?

Love and Deepspace lol I have written Reader fics for another otome game (Several Shades of Sadism) before, but that was a few years ago and was the only otome game I actually felt inspired for. LADS surpassed that, because, what 37-ish stories in just eight months??? 😭😭😭

What’s your own favorite story of the year?

Teehee. I can never pick one, so let's go with top five, in no particular order: - fly to you like birds do - would you still love me if i was a worm? (and other thought-provoking questions) - it was always you - Elysium - never the same Maybe an extra special mention for Sunday Reset, my birthday present to myself and the fandom <3333

Did you take any writing risks this year?

Writing Elysium (and Bride of the Dragon King) felt like a risk since they're so goddamn long (especially the latter...).

Do you have any fanfic or profic goals for the new year?

For the love of god, give me the attention span to finish all of those series I've promised 😔🫶

From my past year of writing, what was…

My best story of this year:

I feel like Elysium and it was always you can be tied for best story.

My most popular story of this year:

OK, this one is a little tricky to determine. fly to you like birds do has the most kudos & bookmarks on AO3 (1,157 kudos, 132 public bookmarks currently), but not as many interactions on tumblr. would you still love me if i was a worm? (and other thought-provoking questions) is my third popular story on AO3, but I think it got dropped to also third on tumblr it was always you is the most popular on tumblr, but it's at fourth standing on AO3 (although it seems to have been steadily rising in standing recently). I'll probably go ahead and say it was always you is my most popular story at the moment. But, um, you guys do realize this is part 2, right???? Why does it have more interactions than part 1 now 😭

Story of mine most under-appreciated by the universe, in my opinion:

never the same - I don't really write Raf (I'm a coward), but I am quite proud of this one, especially since it was earlier in the year when I was trying to get back into writing again.

Most fun story to write:

Crow in the Bedroom and would you still love me if i was a worm? (and other thought-provoking questions) - I love clowning on Sylus lmao

Story with the single sexiest moment:

Um.....a moment??? Idk....but people seemed to enjoy both but if it's forever, it's even better and it was always you (aka the Sylus breeding series 👁👄👁) ...........part 3 is coming....it is....I promise

Most “holy crap, that’s wrong, even for you” story:

People seemed to think both the day bleeds into nightfall and never the same (same series) were pretty fucked up, but if you've read my older stuff in other fandoms, this was just on brand behavior of me lol ...I actually need to write Xavier and Sylus' parts now too....and...Caleb, I guess........fuck. orz

Story that shifted my own perceptions of the characters:

never the same - this was around the time Rafayel's myth came out and I absolutely adored his myth instantly.

Hardest story to write:

....Bride of the Dragon King. Not hard to write per se, but tedious to write because the document is now 100 pages long and every time I try to read through it, my eyes hurt, so I haven't been able to fill in the missing scenes or do a full read-over yet. ....but the other day I did print out all 100 pages to read and edit old-school. I am nothing if not committed to the bit 🤡

Biggest disappointment:

I'm just disappointed it's taking this long to finish BOTDK....and I suppose writing the epilogue for the Sylus breeding kink series since I keep getting distracted by other plot bunnies. Oh. And the Christmas series I was supposed to finish in twelve days. My own anemic body betrayed me at the worst time ever. 😒

Biggest surprise:

...I'm writing consistently? 🥹

Most unintentionally telling story:

but if it's forever, it's even better and many stories afterwards definitely exposed something about me...............

Highlights + Wrap-up:

5 Favourite Opening Lines:

1. This was weird. This was very weird. This was so very fucking weird. — Crow in the Bedroom 2. You were going to kill Luke and Kieran, you decided decisively, as you stood outside Sylus’ study, your hand wrapped around the doorknob, trembling uncontrollably and filled with anxiety worse than any other instances in your life. — to: my true love 3. She was coming home soon. — the day bleeds into nightfall 4. To you, every moment with Zayne felt like a present, always unexpected, always delightful, and every single one you cherished with all of your heart. — you're the only one, my love 5. Distantly, in the Celestial Realm where the immortals resided, the vast kingdom of the Dragon King was shrouded in nighttime for all of eternity, stuck within an eternal spring. — Bride of the Dragon King :: Prelude (I'll be honest. I find opening lines tend to feel very lukewarm, so I wouldn't say I actually have any favorites.)

5 Favourite Closing Lines:

1. In this moment, you also recalled the elders had long ago told tales of a paradise after life, but you wondered how there could be a greater heaven than the one on the grassland with your lover—your destined half. Sylus. — Elysium 2. The pieces of your lives fell into place, this picture of paradise becoming clearer with each passing moment. It was yours to keep, yours to hold. How divine. — it was always you 3. Sylus closed his eyes, and he rubbed his temple as he gritted his teeth again, wondering with irritation if he had just gotten cockblocked by a mechanical bird. — Crow in the Bedroom 4. One day, in a new lifetime, they will be together again. “For ‘tis Lemuria’s vow…” he murmured, stepping forward and letting his lips meet hers on the canvas. His eyes closed as he shuddered and sighed, his hand splayed over hers. A bond everlasting. — never the same 5. Set aglow, it felt like the two of you had slipped away to another world, to a dream where you and he played and waltzed among the stars, his hand firmly grasping yours, a silent promise that he would always hold onto you even when all of the stars burned out. — you shine like the stars, you light up my heart

5 Favorite Lines from Anywhere:

1. Normally, you were more than ready to bed the leader of Onychinus, because why the fuck wouldn’t you be? — Crow in the Bedroom 2. He gazed into your eyes, as if in awe at seeing the whole universe staring back at him, gifting him with the secret message of a distant star echoed across time and space that had been waiting to reach him. — you shine like the stars, you light up my heart 3. “We are meant to be, and were we not, I would rewrite the stars, to change the course of destiny and weave a new tapestry of fate to make you mine.” — Elysium 4. He knew he had stolen a piece of Heaven, already prepared and willing to pay the heavy price to keep what he had coveted. — it was always you 5. Soft, even breathing filled the room, and dreams of playful little dinosaurs and crows filled a little girl’s head as she slept peacefully, safe in her father’s protective embrace and surrounded by her cherished plushies. — Little Dino

Fic-writing goals for 2025:

I have got to finish those goddamn series, fuck's sake...

#★⋆. ࿐࿔ fanfiction games #love and deepspace #love and deepspace x reader #sylus x reader #zayne x reader #rafayel x reader #xavier x reader #can't believe it took a man with a weird crow obsession to pull me out of my writing funk #👁👄👁

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tendo-64 · 3 months ago

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Finally remade my Claus Lives AU sheet (again)! A ton has changed since 2023 so one was long overdue. Now I actually have a basic plot outlined in it rather than vague ideas, even if I don't intend to write about it

I unfortunately didn't get to include nearly as much as I'd wanted to due to limited space, so a ton more info and misc headcanons will be below the cut for extra reading! Some from the old sheet, but some new.

-This AU--and my take on Claus in general--is rooted in the interpretation that his decision at the end of the game was made primarily out of prolonged grief over his mother, guilt over his actions, and a slew of other reasons. I won't elaborate because this topic is rather depressing for obvious reasons and out of place tonally here, but I felt this info was crucial for context.

-Some more context is that, in my MOTHER 3 postgame, the Dark Dragon rose and made the world hospitable again, but it's up to the people of Nowhere to slowly build the world back up (this is possible due to the couple thousand of people the phase distorter brought to Nowhere; some people decide to stay in Nowhere but a majority leave, or will leave. Most of the original Tazmilians though decide to stay, including Lucas and his family)

-this:

-Claus (and Lucas) are both half American (or Eaglelandian I should say) through Flint, and one quarter Japanese and one quarter Hungarian through Hinawa (I don't remember if these have EB equivalents, Mother 2 isn't as much my expertise djfjdfjdf). I like to think they know a small amount of both languages from childhood, but aren't all that fluent (Hinawa was probably able to speak all three fluently)

-Fuel was Claus's childhood friend as mentioned, he was notably not Lucas's, and Lucas only hung out with Fuel when Claus was doing so. But Lucas and Fuel start reconnecting shortly before the final needle, and continue to do so after Claus comes home (and for the first couple months Claus is home, he secludes himself from everyone not his family, meaning a lot of time for Fuel and Lucas to bond was there), which is why Claus felt insecure about how close they'd become.

-Claus and Lucas have swapped sleeping hours, and Lucas is now an early riser and Claus sleeps in. As the commander he rarely got any sleep and had to wake up at 5am every day, and so when he got home he immediately took advantage of being allowed to have normal sleeping hours and now wakes up at 11am or so on average

-Predictably Claus is rather bad at cooking. Or rather, he always either over or undercooks his food due to refusing to use a timer, tries to eyeball everything and screws it up, or forgets about it and it burns. He doesn't have a lot of practice though, and that's because he also just doesn't like to do so and leaves the expert cooking to Lucas (who keeps getting onto Claus for being willing to settle on instant pork noodles for dinner)

-He happily reclaims the title "robot" now as a joke. In the beginning it greatly upset him but now he thinks it's funny. Robot pun shirts would make a great birthday gift.

-His therapist is Tessie, who found out through the egg of light she used to be a children's therapist. She's also Lucas's. The myriad of doctors and scientists brought from the phase distorter are working slowly to restore psychiatry and other branches of medicine, so during Claus's time this is all rather primitive compared to what we have. But he was also put on antidepressants, which significantly helped his judgement to be clearer.

It actually took a lot for Claus to be convinced, as he was so put off by the idea of airing his deepest darkest feelings to someone he barely knew. He gave it a shot as a last resort after finally realizing having come home wasn't enough for him to just be sunshine and rainbows again. Lucas attended his first few sessions with him and it made him a lot more confident about it. It's certainly a stark contrast to the first time Tessie ever tried to help him at Hinawa's grave, in which he ran away.

-I'd imagine he owns a rock collection. lol. I don't think he's very knowledgeable on rocks, so if you asked him about what kind of rock one of the ones in his collections is, he'd probably say "a blue one" but he still likes them.

-Other than this, I can also see him being a big 2000s alt rock fan. Some of many phase distorter imports were a whole ton of random music albums. He has no idea what America is but he agrees with Green Day that he's no American Idiot (let me have this).

-Claus got a second chance at life through his resurrection into a cyborg, and does not suffer robot mind control in this take on him, but it doesn't mean there wasn't a catch. His health and immune system is overall weakened, and he has to have frequent check-ups with Dr. Andonuts and surgery. Lifeup makes the latter bearable, but it was made clear to him by Andonuts rather quick that Claus's life expectancy was not only low but uncertain, he could "die in 20 years or tomorrow". Claus started out really upset by this, wondering what the point of even bothering was if this was the case, but comes to accept this fact and eventually becomes grateful for any second spent here even if his time is fated to be short.

In reality, he made it to about 40, which is more than what was expected. But he cherished every one of the extra 27 years he got.

#tw: sui mention #mother 3 #claus mother 3 #earthbound #mother series #mother 3 fanart #earthbound fanart #mother 3 claus #mother 3 spoilers

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aa-predictions · 5 months ago

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Economy Predictions: Part 1 (Post-Trump)

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Prices will go up by at least 1.5% (accounting for inflation)

Social security collapse or severe downgrade

Trump tries tariffs, they backfire, and he backtracks

Hoover 2.0

We have the equivalent of a second Great Depression Reincarnated

Gas prices temporarily go down, while grocery and other cost-of-living prices skyrocket

Investments in AI companies will perform well, and investments in small businesses will perform more poorly

Some notable companies that haven’t shifted enough online for misc goods will collapse or go bankrupt

It will be much more difficult to be successful as a small business

More pressure on domestic factories causes an increase in demand for Hispanic workers, except ICE depleted available workers

The U.S dollar tanks in value and brings down other currencies dependent on it

The job market is garbage so American citizens and graduates emigrate for work

Massive hit to the agriculture industry as a result of immigration laws

Initially strict regulation becomes more lax again

They never address the temporary food shortage caused by lack of immigrant workers

#donald trump #trump #fuck trump #us politics #usa #politics #united states #election 2024 #2028 elections #this was wild to theorize #made a few days ago right before he was inaguarated #so a few r already happening

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bluebirdlester · 6 months ago

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my dan and phil 2025 predictions list

end of tit era predictions:

march thing will be mid to late march. let them sleep and also cook whatever theyre gonna cook

liveshows in feb or march maybe? solo or joint, irregular things

tit recording and hopefully liveshow/watchparty/something similar that brings everyone together at once to break the spoiler embargo. summer, perhaps

tit behind the scenes content. please please pleas epleas eplease this isnt just a prediction its manifesting

misc solo predictions:

jumping on the phil solo project truther train. a fictional story of some kind in video form, to be announced or started, but probably not come out yet, in 2025

one (1) dan video. late in the year. if i must predict, video essay style but experimental in some fun way

will someone bite and attack me if i say i really wanna hear more about dans gender thoughts if he has any to share with us

unrelated to above, new dan haircut. i just think the fringe in its current form will be dead for real by end of year. and it won't be the dullet

misc together predictions:

i dont believe in hard launches but they will keep getting a little more comfy, i hope

new phouse room reveal

react video including some kind of explicitly shippy thing with utterly fascinating commentary. hopefully not fic (ao3 is a space unlike where other fanworks are posted: dnp have no publicly known presence there. i worry that some authors would delete/self censor if that changed) but like, art of them kissing or an edit or smth

twitter react series gets expanded to other platforms. they will make accounts on bluesky btw. this is more of a general prediction bc i think twitter will continue seeing more & bigger waves of ppl leaving during the next us pres admin lol

some kind of innuendo that implies more than anyone needs to know about their sex life (this is the bingo free space. its already happening)

they ramp up jokes about being married/a phwedding

DAPC is over, no more dapc april fools. more along the lines of onlyphans because they love to torment us the humble phroombas

my wildest shot: DAPG rebrand & rename. they are broadening their horizons beyond gaming and maybe in dnp 2.0 the branding will reflect this

#phan #dan and phil #daniel howell #amazingphil #danandphilgames #bluebirdlester.txt #predictions

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clueless-romantics · 8 months ago

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BAXTER

so, about the fish man that I love. I wanted to do a short analysis of him before we get him in the full series.

this will be full of season two predictions, shipping, headcanons, and backstory ideas.

DEATH

first, we'll start with his death. ironic, right?

anyways, we know that Baxter was supposed to have died on the Titanic, but since Viv didn't want to be Insensitive, she changed it to a vague ship that sunk in the 1910s. since he is an anglerfish, which lives on the sea floor, we can infer that he probably didn't make it out of the ship, and sunk to the bottom of the sea with it. thats all we know right now, and I will give ideas to expand on that and give him some character.

he might have a fear of not having enough air, or a fear of sinking or being pulled down.

he absolutely hates the movie "Titanic," and complains about how inaccurate it is to everyone (fun hc)

LIFE

we know nothing about his life, other than he was some sort of scientist. I like to imagine that he was a heartless scientist who disregarded everyone else's lives, and experimented on people.

A reason why he could be so short is that he believed his life to be more important, or 'higher' than everyone else. that is why he is short, as hell usually makes you look like things you hate, therefore he would hate being viewed as lesser, or smaller than others, and now quite literally.

we do not know how old he is, but I would assume based on looks that he is 25-30, somewhere around that range.

RELATIONSHIPS

we dont know much about Baxter at all in any of these, as I have stated, but in the sneak peak we know he had a negative past with sir pentious. since we know sir pentious is an inventor, not a scientist, therefore he cannot create biological life. one of my theories is that sir pentious made the egg bois with Baxter's help and betrayed baxter, while taking the egg bois with them. I also personally headcanon they dated, but that might not be true, and isn't really backed up by anything.

now, onto who I think owns his soul. I believe vox would be his owner, as vox has a proven history of working with sea creatures, and it is a very popular theory. I think he has two reasons to be at the hotel. one, obvious one, for studying redemption. he is a scientist, why wouldn't he want to do that? the second, being he was spying for vox. my reasoning? there are two reasons I think could be true.

vox hired Baxter because sea creature AND the fact vox knew sir pentious and Baxter had a rivalry, so vox would take advantage of that and give Baxter the chance to upstage his enemy.

two, baxter knew sir pentious failed at being a spy so that's why he accepted the job, so more intent on Baxter s side for this.

MISC.

baxter is still a scientist in hell, obviously. so I'd imagine in his 100+ years of being in hell, he probably has his own lab. we don't know a lot about him, still, which leaves a lot for the imagination. which, brings me to my next part, headcanons!!

HEADCANONS!

Baxter is trans (only female anglerfish have the esca)

Baxter wears glasses but only for protection during science experiments, because anglerfish have excellent vision, so he wouldn't be low vision.

EXCELLENT vocabulary

he avoids alcohol and smoking like the plague, as he is very health conscious and doesn't like husk at first because of it

the only person in the hotel he can actually bear talking to (besides niffty) is cherri. they both have a past with sir pentious, and he would probably think she is the most self actualized out of all the guests, (he doesn't think Vaggie is the most because he dislikes how violent and protective she is)

THAT CONCLUDES MY POINTS ABOUT HIM!

FEEL FREE TO ADD YOUR OWN IN THE COMMENTS AND REPOSTS

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Nasira Headcanons

It's hard to think a lot about Jafar and his life without wondering what his twin sister was also like so... if Disney won't pretend she exists, I will.

------ Youth

She's 7 minutes older than Jafar and spent most of their youth lording that fact over her brother.

Originally, Nasira became competitive with Jafar to fight for their father's attention (He favored Jafar for being male). Even when their father started becoming more of an absent drunk and lost faith that Jafar would ever be masculine, the two still kept trying to one-up each other constantly, although it was now more of a game than anything.

She's the one to encourage Jafar to focus on studying instead of trying to get big and strong like their father wanted him to be.

Her father never wanted Nasira to have an education and to only learn how to do household things like her mother but Jafar taught Nasira his school lessons after bedtime.

Jafar's eventual obsession with studying magic lead to Nasira discovering she had innate magic abilities. Jafar was extremely jealous of her abilities but pride made him just double his efforts into gaining magic for himself.

------ Adulthood

While Jafar stayed in their home city of Agrabah to focus on getting hired by the Sultan, Nasira moved to Getzistan in her early 20s to use her magic to make her own fortune.

After a short stint as a street fortune teller, her abilities earned her a place as a show magician in Getzistan's world famous floor shows where she was eventually discovered and hired by the city's sultan.

Although originally hired as a palace performer, Nasira leapt up in the Sultan's favor after she used her magic to scry the location of a rare herb needed to save one of the Sultan's wives from illness. Afterwards, the Sultan promoted her as his Grand Seer.

By the time of the first movie, Nasira is a deeply trusted, ingrained part of the Sultan's inner circle with almost every political decision the Sultan makes needing a reading from Nasira personally before he settles on a path forwards.

Unlike her brother, Nasira is quite happy simply being an advisor to the Sultan, believing that the mundane requirements of running the country, like figure out economics and entertaining diplomats, are beneath her.

She only found out about her brother's death when she arrived to the Agrabah palace on her/Jafar's birthday to celebrate with him, as was their tradition, and was turned away; only being told that Jafar was a traitor that had been put to death and no kin of his would be allowed on the palace grounds. She was truly devastated and inconsolable for days after.

Nasira's disinterest in being a ruler extends to the game Nasira's Revenge. In the game, she only overthrows the throne of Agrabah to spur Aladdin into action for her plans. She would happily hand the country over to her brother and even advise the sultan of Getzistan to ally with Jafar to further legitimize Jafar's rule.

------ Misc

She has a female blue macaw named Delilah who is a casual friend with Iago. When Jafar and Nasira meet, the two birds spend most of the day gossiping.

For the brief time the siblings weren't on speaking terms after an argument about Nasira's prophesies never predicting anything good for Jafar, it was Iago and Delilah that schemed together to get the siblings talking again.

While Iago is loud, crass and rambling, Delilah is unnaturally quiet for her species, due to Nasira training her to be a spy around the palace. She speaks very succinctly and respectfully towards Nasira but is almost exclusively sarcastic and catty towards others.

Jafar's constant search for magic is why Nasira ends up so powerful. Whenever he finds something he couldn't use himself, he copied it and passed it to his sister.

Nasira doesn't smoke anything because the smell make her stomach churn but being in Getzistan for 30+ years has lead to her being able to drink almost anyone in Agrabah under the table if she wants to.

It's really a shame that Nasira never shows up in anything. There's so much potential for her. Jafar is a character basically defined by crazed ambition and betrayal. Why wouldn't you want to explore the one person Jafar is loyal to?

#Aladdin #Jafar #Disney #Nasira #Nasira's Revenge

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daddyfordaeddy · 1 year ago

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[Updated February 1 2025]

All stories contain smut, minors do not interact.

Request guidelines

I write for any group, but I reserve the write to decline a request or part of a request for any reason.

I will not write :

Graphic sexual assault, pedophilia and incest, animal abuse, glamorisation of any mental health or physical ailments, any material that may encourage sasaeng actions, and rape.

Please don’t ask for frequent updates on your request—I do my best to write as quickly as I can. You can inquire about the status but please try not to ask without reprieve.

Ateez

A Proposition - boyfriend! Wooyoung x f! Reader

You’re watching a show in peace, but when Wooyoung comes home from work, he has a proposition…

Celebrate For You - boyfriend! Wooyoung x f! Reader

It’s your birthday and Wooyoung’s a little surprised at your wish, but not against it

Blue Blood - king! Seonghwa x queen! Reader

Your marriage to Seonghwa has been nothing exciting. But things change during his coronation ball

Long Winter's Night - werewolf! Yunho x f! Reader

On the week of the solstice, Yunho’s rut starts

A Rose is a Rose - mafia! Seongjoong x f! Reader [Tipsy Drabbles]

After leaving the mafia scene for five years, you’ve had to go back and beg for help from the boss of your former family…and your ex

Hospitality - sugar baby! Wooyoung x sugar mommy! Reader [extension of fff24 day 20 by sanjoongie]

After your first roleplay sparked a deep want for more, you and Wooyoung finally are able to act out your next desires

I Can't Make You Love Me - fuckbuddies! Jongho x f! Reader

You’re in love with Jongho, but all he wants is your body. Against your better judgement, you keep letting him use you.

Décolletage - servant! Wooyoung x f! lady! Reader

Your servant wants to serve you more than your husband ever could.

Renaître Du Vin - cult! ATEEZ x f! Reader

It’s the night of your initiation into the Hala Collective. the smell of crisp wine fills the air. you wonder what will happen.

Better Than Predicted - Wooyoung x fortune teller! f! Reader x Yeosang

After hearing rumours, Wooyoung would like to see the fabled fortune teller himself. and he drags his unsuspecting best friend, Yeosang, along.

Me Dévorer, Tremée Dans le Sang - vampire! ATEEZ x vampire! f! Reader

At the annual blood ball, hands wander and blood is spilt. but you have the honour of meeting the hosts of the major event.

Kisses for a Kitty - cat hybrid! San x f! human! Reader

When you return from work, San wants to cuddle…except it leads into something more.

February Filth Fest 2024

Lunch Break - CEO! husband! San x f! Reader

After delivering lunch to your husband’s office, the two of you get a little sidetracked

Double-Stuffed Oreo - boyfriend! Wooyoung x Reader

What better way to ravish your boyfriend than to double-stuff him?

Free Game - boyfriend! San x f! Reader

You lost a bet to San, and now he gets to do whatever he wants

Take the Time - god of time! San x f! Reader

Strange things keep happening, and your best friend may know something about it

Enough for You - husband! Mingi x f! Reader x other man! Hongjoong

Your second man is coming over for a night of passion, and your husband would like to attend

GOT7

I Feel So High When It's Just Us Two - Jinyoung x Mark

Mark sends Jinyoung a video, and Jinyoung is not pleased

Dinner Preparations - husband! Jinyoung x f! Reader

Jinyoung surprises you in the kitchen

Hands On - boyfriend! Jinyoung x f! Reader

Jinyoung cuts his hand at work. You lend him yours

Rule of Three - lawyers! YugMark x secretary! f! Reader

Mark and Yugyeom are having some fun in the office after hours, and you walk in on them

Your Touch is All I Need - boyfriend! Mark x f! Reader

You and Mark fuck in a bathroom and its hot and definitely not gross and germ-y in there

MISC

Thirst Week - monster/fantastical beasts! ATEEZ, Red Velvet, Stray Kids, (G)I-DLE x f! Reader

Moving into a house that the realtor claimed was haunted brought you more pleasure than pain…literally.

#masterlist

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the-mortuary-witch · 1 year ago

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FREYJA

WHO IS SHE?

Freyja is the Norse goddess of love, beauty, fertility, sex, war, battle, gold, and seiðr (magic for seeing and influencing the future) in Norse mythology. She is often portrayed as a beautiful and powerful goddess who rides a chariot pulled by her two male cats, Bygul and Trjegul. She is known for her immense love, warmth, and affection, especially towards her close friends and loved ones. She is also known for her fierce and protective nature, which she uses to defend her loved ones and those who are innocent and vulnerable. She is one of the main goddesses, and is associated with several domains of life, and also plays a role in war and wisdom.

BASIC INFO:

Appearance: Freyja is described as a beautiful and ethereal goddess, with blonde hair and a slender body. She is often portrayed as a symbol of fertility and femininity, and she is often depicted as wearing a thin scarf or veil called a völva cloak. Sometimes she is described as having red hair and a bright, youthful face. In other depictions, she is described as having long, wavy hair and a delicate, feminine physique.

Personality: she is described as being a very loving, kind, and caring figure, who is associated with fertility and femininity. She is seen as a deity of love and passion, and is often likened to a mother figure. She is also seen as being a very compassionate and generous goddess, who is willing to help and support others.

Symbols: her chariot pulled by cats, Fehu rune, Brisingamen necklace, her boar (Hildisvíni), and cloak of feathers

Goddess of: love, beauty, fertility, sex, war, battle, gold, and seiðr (magic for seeing and influencing the future)

Culture: Norse

Plants: daisy, linden, snowdrops, lily of the valley, cowslip, columbine, pimpernel, strawberries, elderflower, thyme, and zinnias

Crystals: amethyst, amber, ruby, citrine, pink tourmaline, emerald, red jasper, jade, malachite, amazonite, lavender quartz, rose quartz, moonstone, and clear quartz

Animals: geese, cuckoo, sparrow, horse, cat, falcon, hawk, rabbit, ladybug, oxen, swallow, and boar

Incense: dragons blood, cinnamon, frankincense, lavender, rose, jasmine, and other sweet and/or floral-scents

Practices: embodying the divine feminine, love magick, divination, healing, protection, rebirth, fertility magick, banishing negativity, ancestor worship, beauty magick, pregnancy rituals, and nature worship

Colours: gold, yellow, white, green, red, and pink

Numbers: 9 and 12

Zodiacs: Capricorn and Leo

Tarot: The High Priestess, The Empress, The Lovers, The Chariot, Death, and Suit of Swords

Planet: Moon

Days: Friday (Friday the 13th as well), Lupercalia, full and new moons, Ostara, Litha, Beltane, and Lammas

Parents: Njörðr and unnamed mother

Siblings: Freyr

Partner: Odin

Children: Hnoss and Gersemi

MISC:

Cats: she is associated with cats because, in Norse mythology, she is said to own two cats that pull her chariot through the night sky. According to some myths, Freyja's cats are named Bygul and Trjegul, and are said to be the reason why the Milky Way is created every night. The cats are also said to be magical and have the ability to predict the future. Additionally, cats were considered to be sacred animals to the Vikings and were often kept as pets and used for hunting vermin.

Moon: Freyja is associated with the moon because she is the Norse goddess of love, fertility, beauty, and war. She is also the goddess of the moon and is often depicted as riding a chariot pulled by two cats, which are her sacred animals. According to Norse mythology, Freyja is the owner of the magical necklace Brísingamen, which was created by four dwarfs and was said to shine with the light of the moon. Additionally, some scholars speculate that Freyja's association with the moon may also stem from her name, which means "lady" and is similar to the Old English word for the moon, which is "mōna.”

Friday: this weekday is considered to be the day of Freyja in Norse mythology because it is believed that it is the day of the week where the goddess is most active and able to interact with mortals. In some accounts, Friday was believed to be the day of the week where Freyja and the other goddesses would meet together to participate in various activities, such as spinning and weaving. Additionally, because Freyja was known as the goddess of love and beauty, Friday was also believed to be the day of the week where romantic pursuits were most likely to be successful.

War and battle: Freyja is associated with war and battle because she was a warrior goddess who was known for her prowess in battle. She was said to lead the Valkyries, who were the female warriors of Norse mythology, into battle. She was also known for her love of gold and her connection to the slain, as her hall in the afterlife, Fólkvangr, was said to be where she received half of the dead who had died in battle.

Boar: she is associated with the boar because in Norse mythology, she is known for riding a boar named Hildisvíni, which means "battle swine" or "fighting pig" in Old Norse. It is said that Freyja uses Hildisvini as her mount and that she rides it into battle alongside her other animal companions. The connection between Freyja and the boar may also be linked to her reputation as a fertility goddess, as the boar was seen as a symbol of fertility and abundance in many Germanic cultures.

The colour gold: Freyja is associated with the colour gold because, according to Norse mythology, she is the goddess of gold and in some myths, the goddess of wealth. In some other myths, Freyja is said to have received her share of the treasure of the gods, which included a magical necklace and a golden boar. She was also said to be the owner of a golden ring that had the power to bestow both wealth and wisdom upon its wearer. Additionally, in some depictions of Freyja, she is often depicted wearing or holding golden objects, further reinforcing her connection to the precious metal.

FACTS ABOUT FREYJA:

In some sources, she is known as the leader of the völva, which are the female seers and mystics of Norse mythology.

Freyja is said to be the creator of the Vanir tribe of gods.

She has given the gift of fertility to the Vanir.

In Norse mythology, it is said that Freyja received the golden ring Brisingamen from the Dwarves in exchange for her favour, which leads to the story of her affair with Odin.

Freyja is said to have gifted Skádi a necklace called Érfárátr which gives eternal youthful beauty.

The völva cloak is a symbol of Freyja's power and authority.

She had a magical feathered cloak which she could use to transform into a falcon. The cape made it possible for her to astral travel, to see beyond the limits of the physical world. She loaned it to Loki at some point.

One should not underestimate Freyja, for she embodies the roles of a warrior, a sorceress, and a shapeshifter. She taught the chief of the Æsir, Odin, the magical art of seiðr, showing her mastery over magic. She also has the power to choose half of the warriors slain in battle to reside in her hall, Sessrúmnir, showing her connection to death and the afterlife.

If you are trying to work with this deity, it is wise to be aware that Freyja does not live by human standards of morality. She lives to her own accord and will go by any means to obtain what she wants, as she is viewed as a goddess of the untamed forces of nature. Freyja may appear to you and either gently motivate you in a direction or outright demand it! How she might appear to someone, especially in a dream or vision, would depend on the context, the individual's beliefs, and the cultural interpretations of her character. However, based on her attributes and descriptions in Norse myths Freyja might manifest as a cat, a beautiful woman adorned with jewelry, a falcon or hawk, or even a fierce warrior.

The Vanir Queen is a common title given to Freyja.

HOW TO INVOKE FREYJA:

Working with of Freyja involves taking time to set up a sacred space, cleaning and dedicating this space, offering prayers of reverence and gratitude, showing care and thought with offerings, asking for guidance and wisdom with your prayers, being open to messages she may send, and being mindful and attentive throughout the devotion.

PRAYER FOR FREYJA:

Mother Freyja, Queen of the Vanir and holder of golden Brisingamen, I come to you seeking your guidance and protection.

I respectfully ask for your blessing and your help in whatever I undertake. I offer you our prayers and our devotion, with respect and reverence. Please look upon us with your gentle mercy and your grace. I give myself to you, for I trust you will use me as you see fit. I ask this in your name and I pay this tribute in your honour.

Thank you, Mother Freyja, for your wisdom and generosity. I have received your blessings and your guidance, and I ask for your continued protection and support. As you see fit, I humbly beg your favor and your grace. I give ourselves to you, and I worship you with devotion and respect. So be it. Hail Mother Freyja.

SIGNS THAT FREYJA IS CALLING YOU:

Finding yourself drawn to her energy and feeling a strong connection.

You feel a strong sense of devotion and reverence towards her.

You experience synchronicity or signs that seem to indicate her presence.

You have an urge to work with her, and you feel an overwhelming need to reach out to her.

Freyja comes to you in a dream

She comes to you in meditation or journeying

Cats follow you or seem to be everywhere you go

A ladybug lands on you

You see ladybugs or cats constantly – on TV, online, etc.

You hear her name in random conversations or on the radio

Open a book and her name pops up

Another witch or psychic tells you Freyja is calling you

She sends you these these runes repetitively: Fehu, Kenaz, and Jera.

OFFERINGS:

Images or drawings of boars, cats geese, cuckoos, sparrows, horses, falcons, hawks, butterflies, hares, ladybugs, or oxen’s.

Anything golden.

Foods and drinks: ale, catnip (only consume in small amounts), strawberries, apples, barley, honey, mead, pork, orange, chocolate, and sweet liquors.

Lavish jewelry, especially necklaces.

Gold, yellow, white, green, red, or pink candles.

Perfume.

Incense: dragons blood, cinnamon, frankincense, lavender, rose, jasmine, and other sweet and/or floral-scents.

Hair brushes, makeup (warpaint), nail polish, etc.

Cat’s statues, fur (not from cruel means!), shedded claws or whiskers (please don’t cut a cat’s precious whiskers, wait for them to shed naturally—look for them mostly during summer and on the places your cats spend most of their time), paw prints, and plush toys.

Weaponry, such are swords.

Crystals: amethyst, amber, ruby, citrine, pink tourmaline, emerald, red jasper, jade, malachite, amazonite, lavender quartz, rose quartz, moonstone, and clear quartz.

Hawk or falcon feathers.

DEVOTIONAL ACTS:

Keep a journal, record your thoughts and feelings about her.

Create an altar or sacred space for her.

Do not declaw her for being a goddess of love and beauty. Recognize her for the goddess of war that she is, Queen of the Valkyries, and one of the gods of the Vanir.

Decorate your home or altar with cats, honey combs, horns, or bones.

Practice self love in it’s totally, look at where you need to grow but recognize and appreciate your strengths.

Devoting things relating to feminism to her.

Carry the crystals (or keep in your home): amethyst, amber, ruby, citrine, pink tourmaline, emerald, red jasper, jade, malachite, amazonite, lavender quartz, rose quartz, moonstone, and clear quartz.

Dedicate a piece of jewelry to her in honour of her Brisingamen.

Feeding stray cats.

Drink floral teas like lavender, chamomile, rose, or jasmine with honey.

Read the stories that mention her: Völuspá, Lokasenna, Oddrúnargrátr, Gylfaginning, Skáldskaparmál, Egils saga, Njáls saga, Hyndluljóð, Hálfs saga ok Hálfsrekka, Grímnismál, Sörla þáttr, and Þrymskviða.

Dancing.

Use the runes Fehu, Kenaz, and Jera in your craft or altar.

Plant alder, apple, birch, bramble, elder, vervain, rose, tansy, lavender, yarrow, or belladona.

Dedicate a leg shaking orgasm to her.

Take a bath in salts, roses, and lavender. Decorate accordingly.

Enchant your make up to make you feel beautiful, confident, and strong.

Learn self defence or kick boxing; or just do something to help you stay active and strong in her honour.

Light incense or candles of rose, honey, jasmine, amber, strawberry, dragon’s blood, or musk.

Learn about or listen to kulning and Norwegian throat-singing.

Pray to her for your loved ones in battles whether it’s oversees, a disease, or an abusive relationship.

Explore yourself and your body.

Watch movies/tv shows with strong female leads (preferably with none problematic actors) like Wonder Woman, How To Get Away With Murder, Moana, Queen of Katwe, etc.

Spend time in nature, as she is often associated with the natural world.

Talk to her openly and honestly about your thoughts, feelings, and concerns.

Consider growing some of Freyja’s holy plants: primrose, mugwort, holly, hemp, or flax

By adopting a cat (if you don’t already have one), you uplift Freyja’s sacred animal. And if you can’t adopt a cat, consider donating cat food, toys, etc. to a local rescue or shelter. OR volunteer. Doing these things in Freya’s name brings her great joy.

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