#other hc deities are only hinted at

[rrorritam]

I'm not choosing one, fuck that, all of the above.

Missa wakes up and finds his family has fallen into a possibly eternal sleep. He blames himself and vows to protect them for as long as his immortal life will allow to.

One day on his work carrying souls to the after life, three very familiar people hop into his boat and ask for a ride. Missa cries the whole way, apologizing while his kids hug him and his 'platonic' husband lovingly laughs at him at him and reassures him "It's all good mate." It makes driving the boat across the river of souls very difficult but no one complained about the trip taking a bit longer.

Once at their destination, Missa is ready to leave his family behind once again (wet cat energy intensifies), not only feeling undeserving of staying by their side but also aware he still has job to do for Lady Death.

His family says "Fuck That."

They basically kidnap him and drag him to a place unknown, his partner promises him that he and the kids will love it, that it has something for everyone and they'll definitely be safe there unlike the cursed island they just left behind. Missa has no choice but to surrender to his beloved families' wishes.

On the way there, they notice the world shift. Suddenly, they are walking on air with the endless void surrounding them. The blond with stripped hat doesn't falter in his step, quite the opposite, hurrying them along through the ominous darkness. Even their kids have somehow relaxed, yet they keep close to their parents and stick to each other.

Missa recognizes the place a second too late, the presence starting to loom in the distance, making him become a nervous, jittery mess.

He can't remember the last time he saw Lady Death in person, and now at the worst possible time the reaper has the startling realization that he has been kinda, sorta, maybe, probably married to his boss's husband for a bit over a year.

Please, someone kill him..... again.

However, he is not smited the moment the enormous figure of a beautiful woman known as the Goddess of Death sets her gaze on him. On the contrary, he is scooped in her hands, along with his family, and gushed about for a solid few minutes.

She says that she has been doing her best to keep up with them, to try and help, but whatever was on that island kept her from actually reaching them to offer some help. The only exception being during the first Purgatory, where she was able to give her angel his wings back (if only temporarily) and to the reaper's surprise she was also the reason he was able to avoid that particular hell entirely by bringing him back to the Underworld.

"Speaking of." With wave of her giant delicate hand, the blue-eyed father of the family momentarily disappeared in a cloud of what Missa could only describe as stardust. Once he reappeared, magnificent void black wings spread behind the Angel of Death, now completely healed and back to their full glory. His smile was blinding, and the reaper couldn't help but smile back.

Their kids gush over the shiny, healthy feathers, and the avian let's them with pride evident in his face. Missa holds back, but he makes sure to compliment them and relay how happy he was as well that he got them back.

Then, just as suddenly as they were in the void, they were transported to a different location (still within the void if the stars and darkness were anything to go by), this one had actual structures that looked an awful lot like an altar.

"Kristin?"

"I'm done watching you dance around each other, and I don't know when I'll get the chance to do this again, so I'll be damned if you don't get married right here right now."

"Pwahahah-What!?"

"Cómo?!" Missa must have fallen asleep on his boat. There's no way this was happening right now.

Their kids were jumping and squealing, signing happily at lightning speed as they very obviously agreed with the plan of death's deity. He had to stop this ridiculousness.

Missa turned to the man in front of him, ready to apologize and propose they forget about everything, but the moment his eyes locked onto him, the words got caught in his throat. Because his wonderful partner had gotten on one knee and had a gentle, hopeful smile on his face.

"Not really how I planned to do this, but it seems as good a time as any." Philza holds out his hand, a simple gesture that has Missa on the verge of tears once again.

"Are you sure? Am I allowed?" The words escape the black haired man. Gaze shifting to the beautiful goddess that nodded at him reassuringly with an expectant gaze.

"I wouldn't choose anyone else to give my dear husband to, for him to have in the overworld where I can't join him, you're perfect for him Missa." Her words washed over him and relieved him of the invisible weight that had settled on his shoulders ever since that first day on the adoption center. "Oh! And don't worry about Mafer. She said she's fine with it as long as she gets to propose to me as well." She giggles at her husband's perplexed squawk.

Missa can't help but laugh as well. He thinks he's okay with that. It feels right in a way that the ocean could find some kind of bond with the only thing that could rival its vastness.

"Pos', si mi señorita novia lo dice, then who am I to argue." He focuses back to kneeling man in front of him.

He gazes back. Through their eyes, a thousand unsaid words, a myriad of held back feelings are conveyed with both of them understanding all of them and everything in between.

"So?" Missa thinks he imagined the slightly nervous tone in the angel's voice, but the slightly trembling hand holding his tell him otherwise.

"Get up here, Felipe Minecraft." In a sudden burst of bravery, the reaper pulls the avian up to his feet before gently but surely holding the blond, dipping him and kissing him like he always wanted to.

He is overjoyed when Philza kisses him back, feeling his taloned hands finding his neck and shoulders for stability and to hold him even closer.

He is only a little embarrassed when he pulls back to loud cheering and hollering from his children and his... wife-in-law?

They spend the next hours (or days, time in the void is finicky at best) talking, Philza and Kristin catching up as much as they can before they have to inevitably part ways again. The Goddess of Death makes every second count, listening to her husband's stories, talking to Chayanne and Lullah, and even whispering a few tips to Missa's ear on how to ruffle their husband's feathers in the best ways. (Missa makes note to remember every single one of them, even the ones that make his undead skin flush furiously).

But all good things must come to an end. They aren't meant to stay in this place for long, so regrettably, they must leave the realm and it's Goddess behind. They say their goodbyes, some taking longer than others before Kristin points them in a specific direction.

The family of 4 walks along the darkness for a while with nothing to really guide their way. Until it's not so dark anymore.

Blaze rods appear seemingly out of nowhere, and under their warm light, they are now able to see a path of roses leading them further along (when they take a deep breath they can smell a hint of the ocean in the air). The family smiles at the familiar sight and follows.

From one moment to the next, they are out of the endless void, and they lay dazedly on soft grass. Missa and the kids take a moment to regain their bearings, trying to recognize the bright world around them.

There are floating islands, giant trees, different biomes, and a shore right along them, as well as a few structures dotting the horizon and the land they stand on.

The reaper and the two dragonlings are startled from their thoughts by the sound of wings, big ones.

"Well? Welcome to my Hardcore World!"

Philza looks perfect, black wings spread to their fullest, surrounded by sunlight and the air ruffling his hair and clothes. He is finally surfing the sky like he's meant to.

Missa smiles widely, hurrying towards his beloved husband along with their beloved children.

Death family is home.

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Okay! So I don't know what took over me there, but here u go! This is entirely self indulgent so do with it as u please.

I'll probably write some more stuff for pissa and death family because I genuinely fell in love with them and I don't think I'll get over them soon. But I'm not used to posting my stuff here or... anywhere really so I won't make any promises.

Anywaays, hope u enjoyed reading this and please keep supporting the pissa, deathduo, death family tags! Have a great one everybody!!

[vhaos-chaotic-writing]

ahhhh hi!! If your requests are still open, could I please have Yandere hcs of transformers prime Optimus and Megatron(separate) with a gn reader? If you want you can also add in a random character for Yandere hcs as well! Thank you for your time have a good one!

(Turns around the with the most evil smile of them all) Now we getting freaky!! (•ˋ w ˊ•) Hue-hue-hue !

Yandere!Optimus Prime & Yandere!Megatron (TFP) Headcanons!

WARNING: Yandere behaviour, stalking, typical violence from the series and a little bit more, kidnapping, a lil mention of body horror (not sure if it counts). Reader is Gender Neutral.

OPTIMUS PRIME

I will classify Optimus as a Protective, soft worshipper yandere that has a little hint of uncanny valley (I'll talk about this in a moment).

Optimus' life is sadly surrounded with tragedy as he tries to keep a hopeful light on top of his helm for the sake of not giving up and letting down the Autobots.

We now how Optimus is always mourning and yet keeping his helm up, being strong for the others, being idolized by others and having the fate of "the chosen one" written all over him when... he never asked for it.

And he is tired. It's like he is always walking in the middle of the darkness with not a single path to take - lost, feeling like he is losing himself piece by piece... until You arrived.

As a beacon of light.

He has lost too many loved ones - friends, teammates... but deep down, silently, always thanked Primus to have taken anyone else and not You.

I think Optimus' yandere personality would be like Akemi Homura's love for Kaname Madoka - everytime he sees you, he sees nothing but light. Hope. Perfection. Your existence brings nothing but pure happiness and warmth.

The yandere to always kneel in front of you and hold your hands, thanking you for existing and deem him worthy enough of having your presence near him.

If you are a cybertronian, he would pray to Primus for the day to come he finally confesses his love for you, and you share said feelings too and become his Conjux Endura, in this life and the next one.

If you are a human, he would feel this burning need to become your guardian, your protector. His little safe space from the war and battles, always asking you things about your world and about you, promising you with every breath he takes he is going to keep you safe.

Either as a cybertronian or human, he is not letting you anywhere close to battles. He can't lose you. He won't lose you.

Remember the Uncanny valley thing I said? I see Optimus as this kind of yandere that forgets that he is existing in the same place as you - and stares. Just... stares.

The only thing that is giving out he is still living is how his optics move little by little, remembering everything about you again and again, his systems replaying his promises to you and why he keeps fighting, why he is willing to sacrifice the others and himself - to protect you.

Imagine the Yuri stare moment from Doki Doki Literature Club. Yeah, that is the Uncanny Valley I'm talking about.

Following you, stalking you - and you don't actually see him at first (How when he is just the size of a giant?). You move, you go from place to place, room to room. Until you finally find him, peaking from somewhere. Staring at you as you are swallowed by the shadow he casts upon you.

"My spark... my deity. My one and only." He whispers as he gently snuzzles his helm against your helm/torso as he holds you closely to him.

MEGATRON

Megatron gives me the vibes to be a yandere that changes from a type to another.

Definitely an aggressive yandere, but transitions from sadistic-possessive to delusional-paranoiac with the past of times and the events you live with him.

Megatron can see as much as he wants that he only wants a 'strong significant other' by his side and that he 'will not stick to a weak individual' - if he falls and falls hard it is done for him.

You are going to be in this situation of being seen as an equal but also as a pet or possession he owns in his optics.

Definitely kidnaps you - no matter if you are a human or cybertronian, either part of the Autobots, neutral or a Decepticon.

Is not afraid to threaten you or even hurt you (but not that much, he wants you still alive, after all - he can't love you if you are no longer breathing).

Actively reminds you he owns you.

"You are MINE. I will tear any bot's throat if they ever think they can take you from me - so you better think carefuly the moment you open your mouth, dear. Unless you want to see energon or blood all over the place."

The transition I told you about would happen only if your life is put in danger and actually get too close to die.

Imagine if you are hurt, bleeding and bruised but still breathing, totally gonna survive and live another day. Megatron is not a mech to feel fear. But Primus - he felt a dread and despair as he kept processing what happened, hugging you against his chestplate as his system spirals deeper and deeper, his need to possess you becoming paranoia.

If you are a cybertronian, Megatron is going to start having ideas about... merging his spark with yours - but in a sense fusing, becoming literally one - you'll be his spark as he becomes your body.

"You'll become the energon running inside of my system, my software and system, the spark - that way, no one will take you away from me."

If you are a human, will get Soundwave, Knockout and Shockwave to work on a project - to build you a cybertronian body and fuse you with it, defying the laws of your lifespan and finally making you one of his kind.

"There you are... stop crying, my dear. You are perfect now - and as long as I live, you will live. My conjux endura."

My baby brain hurts, had a headache for like 3 hours. (っ´Ι`)っ Vhaos out!

[kupidachillea]

Olympians x You (hcs or imagines)

Author note: Geez, it’s been awhile. Sorry, I’ve been in bit of a funk, got both writers block and art block but I just want to drop this. I still have a few things in my drafts, but for now I’ll feed you guys this.

TW (trigger warning):This may have a few Yandere themes in it. And while the Olympians themselves aren’t really yanderes- they do share similar tendencies considering their myths. Please note that this isn’t completely accurate to their mythology- but it’s just a bit of fun so please take no offence and be nice in the comments.

CW (content warning)⚠️: readers either 17-18+ (to read this I mean), light mentions of nudity, molesting and sexual harassment, toxic behaviour. General (hinted) Yandere behaviour. Reader’s discretion is advised.

🏺- You weren’t sure how you got here but somehow you ended up on mount Olympus of all places.

🪡- Your brain was fuzzy and you hadn’t yet registered the 12 + looming faces above you. When you did notice, they were bickering in a language you didn’t understand (or at the very least, understood a little). It was jarring and you were still trying to get your bearings.

-🏺 You noticed one of them, a woman, dressed in garments fit for royalty (in ancient times at least) and had somewhat of a peacock aesthetic to it, yelling and pointing accusingly at a man, presumably her husband. She didn’t seem happy. Hera. Queen of the Olympians..that means the other must’ve been Zeus..oh boy

🪡- Zeus looked as if he was trying to quell his wife’s anger before things got more out of hand. There were a few others in the back that looked bored of the situation- as if a similar thing has happened before, while others looked mildly amused.

🏺- Despite all that- the argument seemed to have turned completely to you. Hera turning her rage towards you. “You! Where did you come from, how did you arrive here!?” She’d ask in anger, it was evident she had very little patience if any at all, thankfully though she was now speaking a language you could understand. You scrambled to answer her, your body trembling slightly at how her voice shook the marble floor you were sat on.

🪡- You tried to explain to her that you didn’t know how you got here. Your brain still fuzzy with images that didn’t clear up or make sense. This obviously didn’t help the Queen’s anger and you could see her patience slipping. She would scoff and turn back towards the other gods, them discussing what they should do with you.

🏺 - Some suggestions were thrown around, some you weren’t so fond of. Multiple times did they suggest either killing you or throwing you off the mountain (which would kill you anyway). However those ideas were shut down immediately by more ‘kindhearted’ gods. This hasn’t happened in centuries- a human spawning on top of their mountain out of the blue..they aren’t really prepared for this.

🪡- They were almost all out of ideas, until one golden haired music deity bent down to your height and took a closer look at you. His eyes shining as he took in your appearance before a smile started to work its way on his lips. “How about we keep them..?” He suddenly asked, his gaze still set on the little (little to them anyway) human in front of him.

🏺- This made everyone pause and even you were shocked by the suggestion. You found it ridiculous and you argued that despite how flattering it was- you didn’t want to stay with them and you wanted to be returned back to your home. The gods only seemed to ignore you, as if you were a child having an unreasonable temper tantrum. They were all considering keeping you here!

🪡- “Well…” Hermes started. You could tell since he was a bit shorter than the others and he had his signature winged sandals. “It has been quite awhile since the gods have had a plaything..” he would mutter reluctantly. He wasn’t entirely sold on the idea, despite how his father and brothers (most anyway) were grinning like idiots. You, obviously , did not appreciate being referred to as a plaything.

🏺- “Then it is settled..this little one shall be our new plaything!” Zeus grinned, a little too happy for both yours and Hera’s taste. You were about to give them a piece of your mind but was swiftly silenced by a threatening gaze from Hera..to your surprise. And thus began your horrible life with the Olympians..

….

🪡- You were stripped of your modern clothing and given a chiton to wear instead. “It’s too modern for our liking..” Aphrodite would say as she felt up your body in ways that made you shiver in discomfort. “We’re use to our people…how should I say this? Showing a little more skin…” the goddess of love would chuckle sweetly, while you would stare at her in embarrassment and maybe even a hint of disgust. While you could understand where she was coming from- it still didn’t stop you personally from being uncomfortable with they way she was touching you.

🏺-You’d also be dressed up in fine jewellery, much to your surprise..anklets of gold, bangles made of bronze, necklaces etc. sweet smelling oil perfumes covering your body- anything to make seem more ‘appealing’ to the gods and goddess. You were their plaything after all, so it made sense for them to dress you how they liked..no matter how much you disliked it.

🪡- They’d occasionally have you pour them wine at banquets or sit on their laps to just sit there and look pretty. The main gods that did this were of course Zeus, Apollo, Poseidon, definitely Dionysus and at some point Hermes. You didn’t really appreciate this, but rejecting their request would result in a ‘punishment’ for you.

🏺- To your surprise..Ares rarely touched you without your permission, but he was a little mean here and there. He along with Athena and Demeter weren’t as…’touchy’ as the others. And Artemis …you appreciated that..though just because they didn’t touch you in inappropriate ways doesn’t mean they weren’t as ‘crazy’ as the rest.

🪡- For example, while Artemis wasn’t big on being a pest in terms of touching you, she did take you out on hunts..which..wasn’t so bad in your opinion. It was much better than being up on the mountain most days..she thought a little more rationally- but of course- her twin, Apollo, would see you hanging out with his sister and get a little possessive about it. Which you didn’t understand- you weren’t any of their lovers (even if they thought so), but even so..most hunting trips were cut short because of him.

🏺- When you finally got moments to breathe away from the gods..you’d spend it out in the garden..hidden away from everyone and thing..it was your quiet time up until one of the gods summoned you. You found out that you weren’t the first human to be in this position (and probably not the last)..according to one of the lesser known gods (maybe Hebe) you were told that centuries before, a young lad was taken into the heavens to serve Zeus but had been placed into the stars as the constellation known as Aquarius.

🪡- You shivered at the thought..you didn’t want that to happen to you. To be placed in the stars? Doomed to forever look down on earth and watch your family and friends grow? It may have been an honour back then but to you it was almost like a death sentence.

🏺- Either way, life with the Olympians got harder to cope with. Your privacy was always compromised and you were forced to many things you didn’t like. Sometimes the gods would be as bold to sneak up on you while you were bathing and either join you in the pool or touching up your nude body.

🪡-Often giving excuses for why they would do so, or simply ignoring your protest. It wasn’t hard to manhandle you after all..they were gods, and you were a puny human. Why should they care about your thoughts and feelings. It progressively got worse with them kissing your neck or cheek without your permission too- Apollo was the main culprit of that..

🏺- Sometimes you found yourself crying in a corner by yourself at the situation you were in. The only person willing to comfort you being Hestia. She obviously didn’t approve of this but she couldn’t do much besides being a safe space for you to turn to, which you appreciated.

🪡- But no matter how you protest, run, hide, or try to defy them; you are still theirs. That how they see it anyway, and they won’t change their mind..

[sakuraluna01]

Headcanons

now normally i'd sit here and say i've been working diligently on chapter 3 but honestly I haven't been able to sleep properly in 4 days and i'm really tired so no lmao

so instead imma do smth easier and shares sm of my hcs for the already debuted blorbos + twilight

i'm also detailing stuff about their kits again inspired by how hsr works

Time

He has no clue what he's doing, he hasn't been on an adventure in years and he hasn't traveled with other people like this so he's out of his depth

He always knows what time it is even if he's only been awake for 5 seconds

He's a heavy sleeper if he's in a house or inn, but if he's in an outdoor camp he has a lil more trouble settling down.

He has a resting bitch face plus he's old and stuff so the other links assume he's a wise old man, but nope, hes still a gremlin lil shit and a clueless dumbass most of the time, wars is the only one who sees that lol

As Mask he was a pretty angry teen, bitter at the world for everything that happened to him and those around him, he still has problems with his temper, but he's better at controlling it, Malon helped

Kit details: imaginary, his ult gives him a power up for a certain duration based on your trace lvls, hint hint, its basically fierce deity mode

Sky

he gets motion sick a lot (this is just me projecting ngl)

incredibly heavy sleeper, will only wake up after the sun is long up. even when he wakes up he's not fully awake until he's eaten something

He is the most self care conscious of the bunch, especially with other people. hes an empathetic person, if someone else he cares about is in pain he is too and he wants to whatever he can to help them feel better

Skys like the mom from little women, angry all the time but rarely shows it in front of the people he cares about, but he will fully blow up at anyone who dares harm them

Kit details: He's an ice element. he has shit stamina but he can land multiple strikes at once, an AOE hit. the stamina cost is big for both his skill and ult

Twilight

Twilights built different, he's strong physically without the help of artifacts or magic.

people think sky gives the best hugs and he does give good hugs but twilights the best

Twiight cant look like a kicked puppy on purpose but unintentionally has the best puppy eyes, he just can't use them at the right time aka when he needs it XD

He's a big sweetie, big brother energy, very good with kids but he has temperment issues, rather hot headed that one. comes with being related to time i suppose

Kit details: I gave him the quantum element in hsr, imo it was the closest to twili magic i could get. but the only time he's able APPLY quantum is during his ult, which in the concept art i did has him turn into a wolf

He interacts with magic the least of the chain. I was debating giving him phys dmg instead of quantum? but i needed to incorporate the wolf in his kit smhow. however he doesn't apply quantum dmg with any of his attacks, cept his ult

any questions or clarifications can be asked in my ask box

An AU spinoff based off of Jojo’s Linked Universe at @/linkeduniverse and Nintendos Legend of Zelda, inspired by Honkai Star Rail

[gotstabbedbyapen]

But now we must know, what are your headcanons for the first generation of Gods siblings? Personally? Zeus isn’t allowed to swim with Poseidon cause they always fight and Zeus goes toaster in bathtub mode where he’s the toaster.

I haven't considered Zeus doing the "toaster in bathtub" thing. Thank you Anon, I will put this into my HC list :3333

Now on with the first-generation Olympians (it's gonna be a long ride, so strap on!)

Hestia, Demeter, Hera, Hades, and Poseidon were swallowed when they were young kids/nearing adolescence, not newborn babies. I want Kronos and Rhea's family to have some years of happiness together before the prophecy ruin them all.

Out of the Big Six, Demeter and Hades look the most alike to Kronos (unrelated note: Persephone looks the most alike to Kronos out of the 2nd gen)

Demeter is Kronos' favorite child because she shares his power over agriculture. Kronos has even planned her future to be his successor as goddess of the harvest.

Poseidon has the fear of dark, closed places due to his trauma of being locked in Kronos' stomach. During his first centuries ruling the ocean, he cannot stay in his kingdom at night because the realm gets extremely dark and it paranoid him. Poseidon can't go to the deep trenches either.

To cope with his fear, Poseidon's bedroom is filled with bioluminescent algae and jellyfish.

After escaping Kronos' stomach, Hera was sent to take refuge at Oceanus and Tethys' place. Around this time, she became besties with Amphitrite (I see Amphi as a daughter of Nereus but she is close with the other sea deities too)

Thetis and Hera's friendship is underrated. Hera, Thetis, and Amphitrite have occasional girl's nights where they ditch their spouses to spend time together.

As besties Hera and Amphitrite share the same taste in men *looking at Zeus and Poseidon*

Hera and Amphitrite were not happy when Zeus married off Thetis. Oh boy, there were a lot of screaming and fighting for Thetis' behalf.

It was very surprising when Thetis later made her husband Peleus immortal (there is a version of that lol)

Zeus and Poseidon created the electric eel and other aquatic animals that produce electricity. The purpose? Ask them.

When Hebe was training to become the cupbearer of the gods, Zeus watched over her and gave her tips from time to time. He used to be the cupbearer of Kronos, too.

I am seriously contemplating on whether Poseidon have a thing for Odysseus or not. Like in "I want to fuck you up both ways".

Hades doesn't outright ban the others from coming to the Underworld. The reason he doesn't like them visiting often is because some will ask (read: screaming and crying at) him to resurrect their favorite mortals.

Hades adopted Cerberus some times after Typhon (Cerberus' bio father) was defeated and the doggo had nowhere to go. From then on Cerberus was living in luxury in the Underworld with the only job is to guard the door.

Hades has a messed up sense of humor after centuries of dealing with the dead, and Persephone got infected as well. If you ask Hades "Can you give me a hand?" he will give you an actual hand.

Hades x Persephone x Minthe OT3 is real.

Hades isn't some gloomy dark man. Yeah, he wears black a lot but also with gleaming gems and fine jewelries (you know, god of precious minerals and all).

You don't believe me? Here's the testimony:

(tfw your husband rocks his dress prettier than you :DDD)

The three kings didn't draw lots to determine who will rule which realm. During the Titanomachy, they grew fond over their future kingdom and showed hints of belonging to them.

Poseidon's first hint of becoming King of the Sea is that he makes lots of sea puns. Like, a lot.

They also don't have total rule over their kingdoms. Their authority is above all but still under the Primordials of their respective realms (Zeus is under Nyx, Poseidon under Pontus, Hades under Tartarus). Every time they make major changes in their kingdom, they have to consult the Primordials first.

Demeter isn't officially crowned ruler of the Mortal Realm but they all know she is in charge of the whole place.

Even though the Big Six preside over lots of domains, they don't always tend to each one themselves but have lesser deities like dryads, naiads, nepheles, etc. to assist them while they act like the head directors.

The marriages of the three kings and queens are more about political power than love. It's not that they don't have some feelings for each other though.

When they were young and Zeus is courting Hera, he once put on a peacock tail to woo her.

Demeter is married to Leto and they raised Persephone, Artemis, and Apollo together. I don't take objection.

All of the second-generation Olympians were taken care of by Hestia at least one time.

Do not mistake Hestia's dislike of violence for her incapability of inflicting violence. She can cause more damage than your mental health is prepare for.

Hestia doesn't yell or hit others, but disappointing her is the biggest crime.

Demeter makes the best vegetable dishes, roasts, soups, anything. Kids love veggies because of her. She can make you love broccoli with one meal.

Headacanon but also true myth: Demeter adopted and raised lots of kids on her own. Many of them later became her companions or spread the agricultural knowledge they learned from her to humanity. They all love mama Demeter.

Hera treats her daughters better than her sons, but it's because she is learning from her mistakes in bringing up Ares and Hephaestus. She isn't the best but she is trying everyday.

Zeus doesn't hate Ares, but what he reflects. Ares is a raw reminder of a darker side of Zeus that he'd rather pretend doesn't exist.

I've made this joke before but it's still relevant: The only thing more complicated than advance mathematics is Zeus and Hera's relationship with Ares.

Zeus' favorite children are Athena and Apollo, obviously. His least favorite (as in he doesn't care enough compared to others) are Ares and Persephone.

Iris and Chloris/Flora are not straight because of Hera, but they know they won't have any chances with her.

Zeus' first lover is Aëtos, an earth-born man who was his childhood friend when he lives in Crete.

In the modern world, the lock screen of Hera's phone has the picture of her family being happy together. And her home screen is the pic of Zeus in a Pikachu onesie.

[itslouisan]

Philza specific Headcannons: Philza Minecraft timeline.

Heyo Tumblr, back with my third post on C!Phil, this time I'll elaborate on my takes on some of my timelines for Philza since it's complex and full of detail I could analysis, MAYBE I'll separate this all in 2 posts: pre-DSMP and AFTER-DSMP, well let's go!

timeline for c!philza:

(nothing official, this is MY interpretation on his events and lore connecting and stitching everything together)

The beginning:

Okay this starts with the icarus animatic made OFFICIALLY for his lore by Maepletea

In this we can agree Philza was originally a human, however, in my interpretation, Phil always had a connection to crows, living in an isolated shack (which makes me believe he was always a isolated and introverted person wanting to stay away from any trouble and people), his obsession for flying, possibly in my view seeing he understood the crows just like they got him. Worth noting in the end of the animatic he was saved by Mumza and implied perhaps SHE granted his wings and avian side and supposed immortality, so you can say from HERE Phil is the one avian old man we know and love, before being just a plain human with nothing special or perhaps affinity with paranormal, crows, death and deities. Being alone but FEELING/SEEING something else and knowing the existence of something more such as The End (which would explain why Enderking has a liking to him, he is more than any other avian or human, he can see, understand and be in a equal foot with the deities having their favor).

Hardcore season 2:

Okay, let's start with season 2 since I think season 1 has no lore or hints we could use to this analysis, in season 2 we are introduced to the deities, but the most important is Rose and Enderking since they will be REALLY important to future events.

In here Phil is ALREADY an avian, we can see he can ALREADY interact with the deities and probably is already recognized as The Angel of Death, meaning in here in the middle of the season perhaps he got together with Kristin as a representant/warrior for her or Soul reaper, I think they'd only be together in season 4 (due to irl events where if I'm certain Phil married Kristin in 2020/2021, since it's CREEPY to assume when they started dating let's say mid season 2 they start to date AS CHARACTERS)

And before we finish for season 2 for now, we should mention Ender King was already attacking the overworld and nether in season 2, perhaps here being when Philza first made contact with him ON A NEGATIVE WAY, the end of season 2 I interpret death as Phil SMALL PIECE of his Soul being killed but Kristin helps him again to stay alive with immortality, but before that he stayed in a species of dream before recover which is

Season 3: the dream

The beach episode of Philza Minecraft, just a dream in transition from season 2 to 4

Season 4: the current moment

Okay I'll talk about EarthSMP and Origins in another post, what I need to focus is on QSMP and DSMP for this part

In here, the conflict between the deities rose, Enderking finally making a war against all others, resulting in Endlantis, we have flowerfall as well in a conflict between Ocean overlordand Enderking and the Nethervoid in conflict between Blaze empress and Enderking, what does Phil have to do with it? In one way or another, Phil sided and made allies with the deities, which would save his life later on, but also, this could be the moment the Enderking noticed how STRONG Phil can truly be and how he could make a good vessel because Phil even if slightly is a greedy person.

In here we also have Philza marriage to Mumza, and we could say it was in here that he adopted Techno, C!Wilbur and Tommy, next is a bit of a personal interpretation and hc, but Phil adopted Techno in the beginning of season 4 in the nether preparing for going to the end, C!Wilbur is the biological child between him and Mumza (proven with DSMP) and Tommy was adopted pre-pogtopia on the DSMP.

This shows the beginning of the SBI truly but also conforming:

• Techno is the oldest kid and probably the one most loyal to Phil due to seeing all Phil's struggles plus a "favorite"' due to Techno loyalty and never letting Phil down and vice-versa

• Wilbur is the middle kid, which only had a stronger bond with Tommy, wasn't THAT loyal to Phil but still got his approval and protection

• Tommy is just the youngest and lost kid, Phil probably loving him just as much, but not accepting Tommy actions towards them, especially Techno, and for being young and naive, Phil wouldn't hold back to correct Tommy, no matter how Tommy interpreted it.

We can also finish this section by saying in all this, this was the moment Philza perfected his war skills he'd use later on in his life, all thanks to seasons 2 and 4

Also worth noting QSMP is a Philza dream, but Q!Phil, C!Phil and Hardcore!Phil are all the same people, you could say only QSMP is a dream and DSMP was real, but that would mess stuff too much, for this analysis and finishing this post for now, let's divide this into 2 timelines, the REAL world timeline and the Dream world/alternative Philza timelines which could be real but only in a different universe, which leaves us with this order:

Real world: hardcore --> EarthSMP --> DSMP

Dream world/alternative universes: real world timeline then we mix and it --> OriginsSMP --> QSMP

Or, we could separate origins as something else entirely and make:

Dsmp --> QSMP

But FOR NOW, this is part 1 of my Philza timeline... WHICH IS A MESS BUT OH WELL

[isa-ghost]

Perhaps some headcanons about qPhil and the hardcore deities?

YESSS

qPhil headcanons masterlist

Okay so like, with all of these keep in mind my current personal headcanon/theory is that qPhil is hcPhil with his memory lost/altered by The Federation prior to arriving on the island. However it is that they got him, they wiped/suppressed his memory of his past just like other islanders and clipped his wings.

So TECHNICALLY these are hcPhil headcanons but also qPhil.

He's ofc closest with Rose. Unless you count Kristin as a hc deity. Rose was extremely fond and pleased of the way Phil would come along and take it upon himself to restore or touch up the builds that document the history of the gods, purely for fun and curiosity's sake. His love for the beauty of it all attracted her.

He's next closest with Ocean Overlord, though you'd assume otherwise because OO almost never personally connects with Phil in any way. No spiritual or supernatural signs, no personal talks or showing himself. (It's because the fool is sleeping or off catering to his whims). But Phil fishes a lot, and speaking as someone who practices witchcraft, you don't need to formally work with or worship a god to please them with the things you do. Fishing would be considered a devotional act to OO from a Pagan pov, so the fact that Phil does it so often and also cleaned up some of Flowerfall for him and Rose means OO likes Phil a lot. He's "a funky lil bird dude."

Phil is next closest with Blaze. She's also very hands off but deliberately so compared to OO. However, she still has a deep respect for Phil despite her distance and he admires the shit out of her in return. He thinks she's an absolute badass. His skills and wit impress her and his frequent visits to her domain and his love for her servants He & She amuse her. She's never seen a human so set on visiting the Nether frequently, let alone her domain specifically. Also he won't hesitate to take down a Piglin, and that's always a plus to her. (His gold farm pleases her deeply).

And ofc, of the deities we know of, he's least close with Ender King. Phil isn't exactly sure what specific event kicked off the way things are now, but EK just generally isn't something you want to mess with no matter what. EK probably disliked Phil from the get-go because he has friendly relations with the other gods, who all contributed to his failure & death. On top of that, the cave he rots in under Endlantis is like one of those haunted places you just Do Not Ever Go because it's very likely you'll go home with something attached to you (and Phil did). EK picked up on Phil's penchant for stealing & collecting cool things and how strong he can be (he has to be, he's a survivalist!) & did exactly that. He's been cooking on the potential vessel stuff since the day he met Phil.

Rose is the one who's always left him a sign of some sort that would confirm his assumptions about the history of builds and their relation to the gods. She never left him direct communication like she does with the books on QI bc she never intended to get that direct, but it's much harder to leave him subtler hints in a totally different world so she speaks to him via books instead.

I've said this before somewhere but basically the reason Rose (& EK, but him for malicious reasons) reached out to Phil on QI was not only to warn him of & protect him from EK but also to try and trigger Phil's memories of his life in the world he's really from and break him free of The Federation's meddling with his memory. She's had little success so far, kinda timed things badly given that the Feds had JUST locked him in the Birdhouse and fucked with his sense of reality. And EK kinda made that worse.

Ender King chose to officially act on his desire to possess Phil outside of the hc world because a) the other gods can't protect him as easily on QI and b) Phil himself is also nerfed and therefore easier to fuck with (thanks Federation <3)

Even now that EK's attempts to possess him are done with (for now), Rose is continuing to protect Phil and his family. She intervened when the Purgatory workers attacked, she'll intervene on other threats. But she only can if he's not around others. She's trying to keep herself secret from anyone outside the Death Family. Though she wouldn't be object to Fit knowing since he knows about EK. And she likes Bagi too. It's just easier to not start making tons of exceptions. Though overall, Phil is the one who's more strict about keeping the deities secret. Rose is more lax about it but acknowledges it's easier this way.

Part of why EK is the lil asshole that he is is bc he Knows Phil and Rose want the gods kept secret so he went out of his way to be like HEEEEY THIS IDIOT BIRD HAS A SECRET OOOO and intentionally made it look like it was a dark secret at that. Sewing mistrust among Phil's allies further isolates him and makes him an even easier target. : )

Phil has a feeling Blaze wants nothing to do with QI (and he's right). Any contact from her will be done begrudgingly and probably not until the Nether is opened bc otherwise she has to not only realm hop but world hop and that is more trouble than it's worth in her eyes.

Phil's honestly surprised he hasn't heard anything from Ocean Overlord while on QI yet. Especially post-reset. He lives beachfront more or less, he fishes a fuckton as of late, he goes on boating adventures often. And QI's whole shtick is that it's a vacation island or whatever, which is like OO's entire vibe. Phil's a bit baffled.

Semi-related, Phil's insistent that OO isn't JUST a bit of a sleepy or lazy idiot. That's a fucking god. Who rules the ocean. The unforgiving motherfucking ocean. He truths OO as a crouching tiger hidden dragon in terms of power. He thinks it just takes A LOT to piss OO off. (*side-eyes Ruthlessness from EPIC the Musical and wrings my little gremlin hands maniacally*)

Phil isn't entirely sure of the inter-deity relationships/dynamics and leaves it at "it's none of his business." They can tell him or imply it on their own time, if ever. All he knows is that Rose/Blaze/OO strongly dislike EK and that's all that matters to him. Anything else is assumption on his part and he's just Not gonna do that.

If he didn't want to avoid being asked 9487385728 questions from his friends, he'd probably have lil altars of some sort for Rose, Blaze, OO, and Kristin to honor them. And they'd maybe have an easier time communicating with him through them.

He's been wondering if/when the other deities reach out to him on QI if they'll ever make lil domains or something the way Rose has made her Sanctuary

[sleepingdeath-light]

being unable to cope with the loss of their friend hcs ; collector

requested by ; anonymous (24/09/22)

fandom(s) ; the owl house

fandom masterlist(s) ; here

character(s) ; collector

outline ; “hey could you do the collector from the owl house reacting to y/n getting murdered by someone and like trying to desperately get them back while also being in denial?”

warning(s) ; implied murder, inability to cope, struggling with grief, refusal to move on after loss, repressing bad memories

you were the first person — the only person in a very long time, longer than they dared to recall even — who truly wanted to play with them, who didn’t shy away from their platonic affection and who proposed new games to play without the slightest hint of hesitation or fear

you were their best friend, their only friend, and for you they’d have found a way to gift the moon and stars as freely as they’d given menial things like clothes and toys — they would have done anything for you because you really, truly, actually cared for them as a person

you didn’t treat them like a monster or a deity or someone to be revered and appeased; you treated them like your equal, like a friend or a sibling to be played with and entertained and lovingly teased as you would anyone else… it was a breath of fresh air, to be honest, compared to how the rest of the isles viewed them

you were everything to him before…

no

you are everything to him

you are his best friend, you are his favourite playmate, you are the sibling he never had but always longed for — you are you; his favourite person in all of the worlds and the stars beyond them

he loved — he loves you as he would any other member of his family and he will do anything for you

anything to make you smile

anything to make you laugh

anything to make you give him that look whenever he tells a bad joke

anything to have you there to playfully bump his shoulder when he’s being a sore loser

anything to get you back

please come back

no. you’re just playing a really long game of hide and seek, and you’re a really good hider (or maybe he’s just not all that good at seeking) and he just hasn’t found you yet

he thought that he found you a while ago, but he doesn’t like to think about it because it hurts too much because it wasn’t you and it was just a bad dream and you’re still out there waiting for him to find you and he can’t keep you waiting

even if he’s already dried up all of the oceans and discovered you weren’t there…

even if they’ve already checked every home and shelter and cave on every island and not found you…

even if they’ve shrunk down to the sub-atomic to search for you and still come up with nothing…

they won’t give up because you’re waiting for them and when they finally find you you’re gonna be so so proud of them and give them that bright smile and tell them that they did a great job and… and…

they pass by a freshly dug grave and catch sight of an engraving that they can’t read for some reason, but still the sight of it makes their throat burn and their heart drop

they don’t like graveyards, they’re not fun

he covers the engraved headstone with a spare coat of his (for some reason unable to destroy it) before hurrying back to his home

…

he throws himself onto what had been your bed and buries smothers hides himself beneath the covers, cuddling your favourite soft toy tightly as he sobs and weeps to himself in the void

they hope you’re comfortable and warm and have plenty of games to play wherever you are — it must be fun if you haven’t come out yet, right?

maybe when they finally find you they’ll be greeted with more games and cuddles and smiles than they could ever dream of

yeah

that’ll be it

he’ll go back to searching in the morning; he really needs his rest if he’s going to find you

and he will find you, eventually, because he doesn’t know what he’ll do with himself if he doesn’t

[chromes-corner]

I loved the other dragon hcs, and wanted to ask can I request Longan dragon cookie x reader to complete the quintet? ^^

The gang’s all here now!!

—-

Longan Dragon/Reader

Notes: fluff headcanons

Content Warnings: brief vague mention of death (it’s kinda their whole thing lol)

A/N: I WANT TO BE THEIR LAPDOG

Longan only didn’t turn you to stone where you stood because, as you rose from a heap of shattered Eyes, weapon held tight in your hands, they thought you were a deity.

It simply doesn’t make sense — why would a mortal fight so fervently for a cause that was lost before they and their kind were even born?

Why would such a frail being fight tooth and nail for a meager lifespan equivalent to but a blink for a Dragon?

It drives them mad, thinking of you. The picture of your unwavering, unflinching challenge against the odds plagues their thoughts.

They will cull the herd, and the weak will not survive. You, while you aren’t exactly “strong” in their standards, are anything but weak. Longan can make you so much more.

They can make you powerful, like they are. They do not have to fulfill their destined duty alone. Not when potential like this knocks at their door.

Slumbering beneath the ocean for thousands of years tends to leave even the coldest of gods lonely.

It also tends to make one restless, especially when they awaken with a purpose. Longan will take great care to put you to bed comfortably in the nest they share with you, but once you are asleep, they take their leave.

However, if you happen to wake up during the night, they will retreat from their preparations to lie with you once more.

They dress you in fine silken robes that flow over your arms and sweep across the floor when you walk, and you’re adorned in heavy gold that shines like the stars themselves.

Their affection is told through silence. Longan will never sing your praises or admit their adoration, but they will hold you close and cup your head below their chin until you understand what goes unsaid.

You’re sort of a showpiece to Longan. They keep you close around the other Dragons, close enough that you’ll be constantly brushing up against them, and they’ll situate you in their lap and stroke your hair while they take up residence in their throne room.

Longan is possessive, but it increases tenfold when the other Dragons are around. You are to be treated as they would treat Longan. You are their mate, and Longan ensures that the others know it.

^^Even Lychee casts their gaze downward when they’re near you.

The other Dragons are painfully aware of Longan’s hypocrisy, but they are careful not to mention or even hint at it. They much prefer their innards remain inside their bodies.

Longan claims you have the soul of a Dragon, reborn from ancient times when Dragons ruled. They see it in the fire of your eyes.

While other mortals are referred to as “weak ones,” you are referred to as any number of variations on “[adjective] one.”

^^It’s “little one” as a default, “sweet one” when they hold you, “radiant one” when you’re donning gold, “darling one” when they’re alone with you, etc…

Their arrogant cadence and booming authority wanes when it comes to you. Instead, they speak to you in the softest of half-lidded murmurs.

Longan will do anything and everything for you. They are the the very face of the entire world’s future, while you are the face of their future.

[sukirichi]

— jjk masterlist

NSFW is in bold and properly marked in tags. MINORS DNI.

what i write/don’t write

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𝐀𝐭𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐧 𝐓𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐧

PORCO GALLIARD

✦  Museum Dates with Porco

𝐉𝐮𝐣𝐮𝐭𝐬𝐮 𝐊𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐧

↳ MULTIPLE CHARACTERS.

✖︎ recreating vines

✖︎ “your hair is really soft”

✖︎ them as high school students

✖︎ jjk as iconic vine quotes

✖︎ whimsical romantic waltz

✖︎ visiting a cat themed cafe

✖︎ pulling jjk men closer by the belt

RYOUMEN SUKUNA.

— home from war [ one : end : drabble ] 

⌗ curse! reader, angst, post-canon setting

— sweet lies

⌗ college au, roommates au, age gap, angst, smut

— black magic [ one : two ]

⌗ arranged marriage au, curse! sukuna, smut, fluff

ITADORI YUUJI. 

— the morning after

— HC: swimsuit shopping

— 2:46 PM

GOJO SATORU.

— earned it (discontinued)

⌗ mafia au, rivals au, lovers to enemies au, violence, smut, angst

— reckless (discontinued)

⌗ accidental pregnancy au, ceo au, angst, smut, toxic settings & characters, slow burn

— the morning after

— closer

— out of reach

⌗ best friends to lovers au, size difference, smut, fluff

— just the two of us

⌗ friends to lovers, oblivious! reader, tooth rotting fluff

— the other side

⌗ smut, facetime sex, mutual masturbation

— divine

⌗ angst, smut, forbidden relationship

— falling out of love 

— breathless

⌗ established relationship, slight angst, smut

— fall from grace

⌗ angst, smut, romance, royal au, fake dating au, forbidden relationship

— sweet angel

⌗ angst, smut, established relationship

— cold 

— 9:24 AM

— 5:52 PM

FUSHIGURO MEGUMI.

— sweet lies

⌗ college au, roommates au, age gap, angst, smut

— feral

— unstoppable

— not shy

— work of art

⌗ tattoo artist au, friends to lovers, smut

— scarlet

⌗ reincarnation au, vampire au, angst, smut, romance

— happy little accidents

⌗ accidental pregnancy, fluff, smut

— 9:39 AM

— 3:10 PM

INUMAKI TOGE.

— delicate

⌗ suggestive

— total opposites

⌗ body swap, friends to lovers, comedy, fluff

— crush

⌗ non sorcerer au, high school au, fluff

— 1:49 PM

NANAMI KENTO.

— hands to myself

⌗ sugar baby! reader, smut

— a little push

— violet

⌗ royal au, angst, romance, forbidden relationship

— like crashing waves

⌗ smut, best friends to lovers, romance

— overtime

⌗ doctor! nanami, smut

— assassin! nanami drabble

SUGURU GETO.

— a thing or two

⌗ tutor! au, smut, hint of fluff

FUSHIGURO TOJI.

— lessons learned

⌗ domming toji, smut

— personal disaster 

⌗ smut, violence, toxicity, dark content

— the standard of fushiguro power

— shhh

NAOYA ZEN’IN, THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.

— earned it (discontinued)

⌗ mafia au, rivals au, lovers to enemies au, violence, smut, angst

— say yes

⌗ hate fucking, smut

— acquianted

⌗ business rivals au, enemies to lovers, smut, rough sex

— true gift

⌗ deity au, smut, dark themes

— only mine 

⌗ commissioned, smut, husband! naoya

⌗  TROPHY WIFE COLLECTION. ramblings of the married life with naoya

— good girl

— defeat 

⌗  THIRST AND SOFT HOURS WITH NAOYA.

💦  [1] pavlov-ing

💦  [2] imagine being punished and you have to stay still like a little beautiful figurine for him to show at reunion. And he would purposely tease you to see how much you can handle it until he can just go rough with you

💦  [3] How about soft Naoya? No, soft sex with Naoya😳 he’s confused as to why he’s feeling like this but he wants to go soft on you tonight

🌸  [4] coloring naoya’s hair

🌸  [5] Imagine Naoya coming home a little bruised and is staggering. Forgetting etiquette and manners, you run towards him and helps him then POOF, Naoya turns into a child.

🌸  [6] moments with daddy naoya and your son

🌸  [7] naoya taking care of his sick trophy wife

🌸  [8] naoya playing the piano to his wife 

💦  [9] naoya spanking his wife as punishment

💦  [10] naoya breeding you when you get a foot cramp

💦  [11] naoya eating out his pregnant wife

🌸  [12] naoya saving you from a curse

🌸  [13] naoya with an infertile wife

💦  [14] cockwarming with naoya

🌸  [15] dilf! naoya promising to give more babies 

💦  [16] dilf! naoya fucking you while he’s on a phone call

💦  [17] mean! dom naoya telling you to touch yourself

➜  thirsts, drabbles, headcanons: 

💦  [1] naoya fooling around with a religious reader

🌸  [2] neko naoya headcanons

☔   [3] angsty breakup sex with naoya

CHOSO.

— easy

⌗ escort au, neighbours au, enemies to lovers, smut, romance

— the first kiss

NORITOSHI KAMO.

— i know

⌗ married dynamics, smut

— illusion

⌗ assassin au, forbidden relationship, smut, angst

OKKOTSU YUUTA. 

— good for you

⌗ bad boy! yuuta

— kiss me more

ITADORI JIN.

— pink hearts

⌗ babysitting au, fluff, romance, slow burn, angst

[blzzrdstryr]

Yanderes caring for a sick darling hcs - Mondstadt boys edition

Starring: Albedo, Diluc, Kaeya, Venti

[Mondstadt girls edition]

[Liyue boys edition]

Albedo:

As a renowned alchemist, Albedo is very proficient in all alchemical fields, including bio alchemy.

Subsequently, he is also very knowledgeable in the inner workings of the human body, and understands the biological mechanism behind most illnesses and how to prevent them.

Alchemist takes a lot of preventive measures, keeping you on a healthy diet and having you exercise daily. He also begrudgingly lets you out on the walks, with his supervision and far away from any civilisation of course.

He also has a keen eye for changes in your body and he will realize you caught something before you even sense it.

In that case he'll just slip some medicine into your food and you'll get better even before sickness progresses further.

All in all, Albedo is great at keeping you healthy, as your physical well-being is a very high priority to him.

However, the alchemist can become so consumed by his studies that even you temporarily fade into the background.

It’s a very short window of time, but if you manage to get significantly ill, he will blame himself to Hell and back.

You won’t know of his self-loathing though, as Albedo isn't expressive enough, wearing a facade of calmness even if everything beneath it boils and burns

He will quickly find a cure, and do everything to help you feel better as his mind starts to wander into darker places.

Albedo possesses a wide array of knowledge and he knows various cases when simple colds lead to some awful complications that sometimes have cost lives.

Logically he knows it's highly unlikely that you will get that bad, especially under his care, yet the anxious thought remains, nagging at him.

Your illness will be as stressful to him as it is to you. Alchemist's brain will conjure thousands of unfortunate possibilities that could harm you and cut your life short.

Once you recover, Albedo will sigh in relief and rethink his measures regarding your health - he can't let something like this happen again.

Maybe he should start slipping some prophylactic drugs into your food.

Diluc:

Ragnvindr heir is fiercely protective of you, eager to shield your being from any harm possible, including sickness and injury.

Just like Albedo he also takes preventive measures - diet, exercise, monthly check ups, even very short and very supervised walks on the winery territory.

Diluc is a big worrier, he almost always feels low level anxiety especially if it's something regarding your well-being.

He even thought of buying a manor - Dawn Winery, despite its impressive size, is still too small for an inner garden or a courtyard and with a new estate you could walk among greens and get your dose of fresh air without actually going outside, and the possibility of your escape will be lower too.

Diluc also derives some sort of pleasure from caring to you - it’s an act of both love and ownership to him. He will never admit of the latter though, as his feelings regarding your kidnapping are very confused and conflicted - Ragnvindr lies to himself, saying that it was for your protection only. Admitting that he feels possessive of you is admitting that he yearned not only for your safety.

Despite that, Diluc still has to part with you from time to time - he is a busy man having to juggle winery business, patrol Mondstadt streets as Darknight hero and fight against Fatui and Abyss at the same time. He will entrust you in the hands of Adelinde and a couple of other maids who went through a harsh vetting process, ordering them to keep an eye on your health at all times.

He will be more concerned about your sickness than you are, spending ridiculous amounts of mora on physicians and medicine.

The doctor can diagnose with a simple cold, yet Diluc will ask another for a check up just to be sure - who knows maybe the first one has made a mistake, maybe even the second one also misinterpreted your symptoms. Same goes for the treatments, as he has no faith in them either.

He will fret over you like a worried mother hen, but because of Diluc’s usual awkwardness he will fail at displaying his concern, so you will be stuck with even gloomier Diluc looming over you.

He will spend so much time near you he might catch the illness himself.

Diluc will start thinking about buying a manor more often.

Kaeya:

Kaeya isn’t the best at caretaking.

He won’t even believe you at first, thinking that it may be some kind of ploy to fool him and escape. He would absolutely do that if he was in your situation.

Cavalry captain will give you a knowing look every time you cough, sneeze or complain about soreness and fatigue. Who could’ve known that he would rub off onto you?

He will believe you once you develop more severe symptoms, like fever or unstoppable cough, that leaves you shaking and in tears.

Kaeya will jokingly apologize for his lack of trust, but he will be panicking beneath the mocking smile.

A lot of people have abandoned him in the past, and he will view your ailment as you trying to leave him too by dying.

A rational part of him knows that it’s not true, it’s not your fault that you got sick and death is definitely not a way out for you.

He will also reassess the way he views you - despite being talented at interpersonal communication playing on your heartstring and manipulating you into what he wants Kaeya isn’t the best at understanding himself.

Before he thought little of you - you’re a toy, a scapegoat, a stress relief, nothing that holds any significance and cannot be replaced, yet the prospect of losing you puts the whole situation into new light. In less than a day you are mentally elevated from the mere plaything, to someone important, someone irreplaceable.

He won't change the general way he acts around you though, as he thinks of emotional vulnerability and openness as a major weakness to exploit, still being that teasing and infuriating bastard you came to know him as.

Yet sometimes Kaeya will allow himself small moments - things that usually wouldn’t matter so much - a chaste kiss placed on the top of your head, his hand tracing yours, fingers intertwined together. He will also be a tiny bit more lenient when you misbehave.

Unlike Diluc or Albedo, Kaeya lacks funds or knowledge to treat you right away - he can’t bribe multiple doctors into keeping their mouth shut and his knowledge of biology is surface level at best.

He will still try regardless, giving you the same medicine he buys in the rare times he gets sick.It’s a win or lose situation, as his treatment may both worsen and better your health.

Venti:

Venti is acutely aware of your mortality and fragility, memories of thousands of thousands deaths resurfacing everytime he sees you approaching even the hint of danger.

As a result, he is very protective of you, no matter how carefree and childish he may act, as his teal eyes carefully oversee everything you do.

Nevertheless, the sickness, the ailment - this particular aspect of human vulnerability slips his mind - Barbatos, despite his peaceful demeanor, is someone who lived through a lifetime of turmoil - the overthrow of Decarabian’s despotic rule, earth shattering Archon war, Vennessa’s rebellion against corrupt Lawrences.

He always feared that your life would be ended by the stray arrow or a swift sword, not an illness.

Venti will cure you right away using his powers - with gnosis or not, he is still a mighty deity, even if years of absence left him weakened.

Although you’re perfectly fine and healthy now, the bard will still fret over you, scared of your passing.

Expect to have him hovering and being extra clingy for the next few weeks - archon’s life is long and lonely, full of losses and passing, no wonder that he wants to protect you from the whole world.

[love-minor-poltergeist]

Cagney with a soft, sweet, touch starved s/o. They try to hide it / come up with excuses when they get easily flustered but it's prettyobvious

A/N: I wasn’t quite sure if you wanted hcs or a drabble, dear anon, so I went with the former. If you’d ever like me to redo them or if you actually wanted the latter, be sure to let me know!

Cagney w/ a touch-starved s/o hcs:

Cagney had discovered your proclivity for touching him very early on when the two of you started dating. He had noticed the small gasps and the gentle shivers that wracked your body when he accidentally brushed against you; and he felt a pang of sympathy rise within him each time you held your head in your hands, desperate to will away the pink dusting your cheeks.

Prickly as he may be, Cagney never brings any attention toward your need for skinship. Whenever he heard your voice quaver and watched how you quickly avoided his gaze, he figured you'd die from embarrassment if he did.

The other part of him, selfish and greedy, feared that you would stop.

Beneath the thorns and sardonic drawl lies a man who had thought he was happy with isolation until he had met you. Not only were you unafraid of him, but you happily craved his embrace-- thorns and all.

So, like vines desperate for sunlight, the Carnation let your fumbled excuses slide. And by heavens, did that come in abundance: shyly grasping his hand when out in public (“I-I just don’t want us getting separated!”), huddling close to him during cuddle sessions (“You looked cold, so...ah…”), asking him to “examine” any stray hairs you may have (“Y-you’re a lot more thorough than I am..”), etc.

And though you may fear that this song and dance was cowardly of you, Cagney was just as guilty (though he had prayed to every deity that you never noticed). The carnation yearns for you to touch just the same-- even before your relationship blossomed.

He was a lot more subtle, but anyone familiar with the man could spot it from a mile away. The way he leans against your shoulder to “better examine” what you’re showing him, how he lightly grabs your shoulder to reach past you, etc. And if it wasn’t already obvious enough, the carnation shoots a withering glare at anyone who comments on it.

Of course, the teasing looks of Hilda and Goopy weren’t completely unwarranted. Any little hint you shoot his way, Cagney eagerly takes like an overgrown flower puppy. (No he isn't whipped, goddamnit. Stop saying that, Hilda.)

[st0rmyskies]

Since we got poly hcs can we get a lil trust us! Gang hc 🙏

HELL YEAH WE CAN. Under the cut because omegaverse stuff.

Sky might be slowly warming up to the alphas in their little group, but he will never let go of his defensive nature toward his fellow omegas. As soon as there's the tiniest hint of shifting hormones when someone goes into heat, or gods forbid if one of them became pregnant, Sky's instincts to keep the alphas at bay are going to be their first hint that something's up. He's not not above snapping at the alphas for overstepping boundaries, perhaps with the exception of Time. As if Time would be brave enough to try.

Hyrule is like the hormonal empath of the group. He's the most likely to succumb to sympathy heat at the drop of a hat. Once the others realize this, they end up having to shield him from certain things or limit his exposure to group-members who are in heat or in rut. Hyrule can get a little pissy about that in the moment.

Wild is the most dominant of the omegas in the bedroom. He knows what he wants, he knows who he wants and how many, and he isn't afraid to get it. He's also pretty allergic to commitment, and the thought of being tied down makes him incredibly uneasy. All up until Something Bad happens to one alpha Twilight, and then Wild realizes just how deeply he cares.

Warriors and Twilight have the most fun relationship in this AU. Twi is the most submissive of the alphas behind closed doors, and Wars gets quite the charge out of being in control of another alpha. They play a lot of boundary-pushing power games, as we've seen, and Warriors will never get sick of the face Twilight makes when he calls Twi his "breeding stud."

Four is such a hard one for the others to figure out because each of the colors presents differently: Green and Blue as alpha, Red as omega, and Vio as beta. It's easy to keep himself together when only one of them goes into heat or rut at a time, but if two or more of them start, Four's going to have a lot of explaining to do to the others.

Legend. Legend, Legend, Legend. He comes from an era when bonding and mating is only for people of wealth and good breeding. Having come up from nothing, this has been drilled into him from a young age, and even achieving the fame of being the Legendary Hero hasn't been able to wake him up. He just can't shake this internalized inferiority. And in spite of the fact that he cares about Hyrule very much, and that to the others they practically act like they're mated already, it's going to take him a long time to believe that he's worthy of that kind of happiness.

Wind is all set to present as an alpha when the time comes, and I can't help but shake the "what if" of maybe he ends up presenting as an omega, instead. Watching him go through that emotional turmoil at such a crucial point in his life, and seeing how the others might help him through it, would be fascinating.

Time and Malon aren't bonded. In fact, Time specifically said that he didn't want to bond with Malon when they originally talked about it. From his point of view, bonding is a weapon. It can be used for good or for evil, just as much as any sword. When he had the chance to help release Sky from his bond to Demise, he saw it as a way to use his own curse -- his curse of being one with the Fierce Deity -- for good.

[resonating-kitty]

I want to talk about something. Going to put it under the read more because there are some people who aren't caught up on Philza's latest streams and I don't want to spoil anything.

So Spoilers ahead

The implications that Phil hinted at for not only his character, but also Techno's, in his stream on Monday (March 22, 2021) has gotten me all kinds of excited and let me explain why.

Okay so he's building this training area where his and Techno's characters canonically train with each other right? Like they spar and stuff and it's going to be this HUGE area, which is very awesome because Philza builds usually are.

But the details of scars and damage that Philza mentioned he's going to add to give it the look of his and Techno's characters going too far while sparing with each other...

Let's talk about that!

Like cuz obviously, at this point, we know that Phil's character is pretty much immortal in the sense that time has no hold on him. He doesn't age, he doesn't grow old. He is not immortal in the sense that he cannot die because he very much can be killed but I imagine it would be very difficult. He's an old being - I'm labeling an angel because Angel of Death and wings etc.

And most, if not all, of us has also assumed that Techno's character wasn't just an ordinary mutated piglin-hybrid either. Though I don't think Technoblade has ever stated what his character is in the sense of mortal/immortal but I think we can assume that it is the later at this point. He is basically best friends with a centuries old angel.

Anyway what I'm trying to get at is that Techno's character is some sort of very powerful being, more than most likely, a god

And that just got me thinking back to his interactions with Dream. There is a mutual respect there.... some kind of "I don't want to cross you" type deal that both of their character display toward one another. Where Dream would be assertive and aggressive to anyone else, he doesn't do that with Technoblade and Techno seemingly is the same way towards Dream.

Which makes me think of one thing..... If Technoblade is a god then Dream is also a god. What could kill a God? Another God.

(Also if we're going on this storyline, I want to HC that the Technoblade vs Dream duel hosted by Mr. Beast is as canon to the Dream SMP as anything else. Because the thought of Mr. Beast being this ancient powerful deity and just showing up in worlds randomly or making world randomly and just inviting mortals and other beings and gods to play his games for riches is funny to me.)

And running with this idea/series of thoughts, I think about Pandora. The Vault was built to hold a powerful being/god, which narrows the list down to who it was intended for. (At this time, since some characters storylines have not been brought to life of course)

Anyway this is my shitpost for today.... I actually thought of this last night and just wanted to share my thoughts coming off Phil's stream on Monday. (I would like to note that I am about halfway through the Wednesday stream, so if there is something that contradicts this I have not seen it and kindly ask not to be spoiled, please.)

[yanderecandystore]

May I please request yandere collector with a young god who literally just started

Dearest I'm sorry for taking so long!

I have a lot of asks ;-;.

I hope you enjoy this one!

TW/Tags: // I'm kinda sad, I'm sorry but it may affect the hc a little bit // smol shy reader deity (you can choose the type of deity you want to be) // this is really short because idk why boo, I have a problem keeping my attention on things-

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In need of some help [Yandere!Eldritch OC x Young God! Reader - Headcanon]:

Oh stars, look at that little thing trying to do some god stuff but failing constantly.

Come on, he knows you can do it! You just need to concentrate…. And to stop looking at that butterfly, he knows it's beautiful but you can't let foolish little things distract you.

It wasn't common for the Collector to be observing anyone for such a long period of time, he normally just takes what is his and goes away. He would be lying if he said that watching you isn't the most entertaining thing he ever witnessed.

It's just adorable! He remembers watching younglings of his kind struggling to do basic things such as shape shifting or accessing their own pocket dimension. Generally no one cares to teach them how to do certain things, so from early on they learn how to be independent. But you're not one of his kind, you're similar yet different. You're pretty small for an "god" in his opinion.

An idea emerged in his head, why not help you learn a couple of tricks? Who knows, maybe he can teach you something that you could use (regardless of if you have the same abilities or not). It's honestly shocking how easily distracted you can be, you really haven't noticed the gigantic monster stalking you? You remind him of one of those small little fluffs.

He thinks it's called a bunny. Or a chinchilla, he never keeps track of their names.

While your trying your best to just do a simple task, like trying to make an flower bloom, or trying to make water appear in your calice, or trying to blow wind strong enough to shake a tree, or maybe rearranging the clouds to change the weather, or maybe trying to create a small new life (or whatever else you wanted to try it out but would still fail miserably at it) he is shapeshifting himself to look a little more appealing to you. Granted that he may look like a normal average human, but he'll reassure you that he is no such thing. He is way more than that.

He introduces himself as just another god, or some sort of companion of gods. Someone who knows enough about it to teach you some things if you're willing to accept his offer. And even if you want to accept his offer, you feel a little scared by the sudden interaction, causing you to ask him to prove that what his saying is true.

So, to prove himself he decides to do a little "magic trick", at one moment his hands are empty, in the other they're filled with jewelry that came from "thin air". It was actually in his dimension, but whatever, it worked, he gained your trust and that was enough.

For the next century or so, you would have a great tutor with you at all times. The other deities may dismiss your lack of presence as you being young and playing around, until the suspicion that there is something more happening starts to grow inside them.

You have learned so much yet so little. Because of your differences, you have learned how to take his lessons and transform them into something you could do. Those little differences in abilities and in ways to practice these abilities was starting to create more questions than answers. How were you so different??

One day, he was about to show you something that he promised it was really cool, that maybe you could learn to do it too, but before he could begin to describe what it was, the other deities interrupted your little "class session" with this monster.

Maybe you have a strong affinity to the other gods, or maybe you don't, but it doesn't matter what's your personal relationship with them, as this vile creature by your side is a danger to everyone single creature on this planet.

Maybe someone should have told you about his kind sooner, maybe you would be able to get small hints on how to recognize them. But it was already too late now, the deed was done.

You have not only let this creature get into your life, but now they don't want to come out of it. It's your fault for letting him teach you, and for making him love every second of doing so.

The other deities may have taken you away from him for "your safety", but I can reassure you, you'll meet again very soon.

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[lilbabychilton]

Hi! idk if you're still open for HCs but I NEED Chilton headcanons, like, yesterday. I was wondering if I could combine prompts? Plus Side Reader + Dry Humping + Playing With Hair? Idk if that's too many lol. If you're not accepting requests, that's okay! If you are, 👀

I am indeed still open for headcanons, and baby, I’ve been WAITING for this. There are tears of joy (and mild thirst) in my eyes. I love you for this. xx

The reader is gender neutral, if you’d like something more gender specific just let me know and I’ll happily write it. If you want more detail on any of the prompts you asked for, I’m here for it. (*NSFW under the cut*)

- So, Chilton isn’t plus sized, but he isn’t a skinny little thing either. Having a plus sized lover doesn’t bother him. Honestly, it makes him feel seen and less alone. He’s honestly more awestruck by the fact that someone as attractive as you is interested in him. 

-If you’re having an off self confidence day, he understands. He himself knows what it’s like to not see what others see in yourself. So he showers you with praise, and gives you all the attention you need and more.

-He treats your love making sessions as if he were worshiping a deity. Sacrificing himself completely to your pleasure. His mouth exploring the great expanse of your body, lavishing every inch with intent and desire. Like he’s a man lost in the desert and you’re the only water for miles. Fulfilling his every need by just being there. 

-Chilton grabs handfuls of your fat as he’s inside you. Your thighs, your stomach, your back. Anything he can get his hands on. Holding tightly in both pleasure and pain. Pleasure because no one else in the world can make him feel as good as you do. No one else can be so perfect. Pain because he fears if he lets go, even for a moment, you’ll slip away for ever. All you’ll have been is a dream, too good to be true. Something he didn’t deserve. 

-Frederick can’t keep his hands off you. He’s a very tactile person when it comes to showing his affections. Sometimes, depending on his headspace, just the act of reciprocating his touch can send chills up his spine. Waves of bliss following your finger-tips around his skin. 

-Being so tactile most, if not all, of your make-out sessions lead to intense dry humping. Frederick can’t help himself. The feeling of your hands in his hair, fingers lightly scratching at his scalp, and your tongue hungrily exploring his mouth. It sends the blood flowing straight to his cock, and all his thoughts are consumed by you. The sweet taste of your lips, the smell of your hair, and the sounds you make when he presses his hard length against you. 

-Instinctively, he rolls his hips into you, grabbing a generous handful of your thigh as he goes. Not hard enough to hurt, but hard enough to let you know he’s desperate. You groan against his lips and he shudders against you. Trailing sloppy kisses down the hollow of your throat, nipping at your ear lobe when he makes his way back up. 

-With his breath hot on your skin, and his cock straining against his jeans, longing to feel your warmth you moan loudly in his ear, bucking your hips up into his as you pull on his hair. Hoping he gets the hint. 

-But once you pull Frederick’s hair it’s all over for him. The sensation is too much to handle, it’s not his favorite thing in the world, but when done at the right time it sends him over the moon and into ecstasy. 

-He’s a much bigger fan of pulling your hair. Particularly when you’re giving him head. There’s something about the way he can control the way you move that not only turns him on, but gives him comfort. The tears of pleasure that rim your eyes when he pulls harder, combined with your warm, wet mouth around his cock is usually enough to make him finish right there. The poor man doesn’t last long, it’s almost as if he is perpetually touch starved.