#oshbabe

[lonewolflink]

*itzy drops another banger addition to their japanese discography*

me: 🤘🥰😁🤘🤘😝🥳😎🤘🤩🤘 NOTHING COULD BRING MY MOOD DOWN!!!

two minutes later

*tj oshie says he might be retiring from hockey bc of health issues*

me: life is meaningless garbage

[middstape]

Guys it’s my mans 1000 career game tn 🥲

[casadoresdean]

Osh hatty!!! Whatever happened in Minnesota, it worked…

[sundriedmilano]

the king himself, tj oshie

[muppetjohntavares]

anyway not to be emotional about tj oshie (emoshieonal) but

[wilsonsragesmile]

Friendly fire 😢

[anxsity]

alright my datas getting juried* and the verdict has come in!

4.3256 ⭐ / 5 ⭐

the 4.3 for whip (ENG!!! so good fishbowl boy lmao), 25 for BEAR!!! GIVE HIM AN EMMY BC BEAR SWEPT OR WHATEVER!! FIRST GOAL AS A CAP!!!! babey we didnt just need you we fucking wanted you. we treasure you. we will kiss- and a 6 for JOEL HOT GIRL EDMUNDSON not just for doing hot defenseman shit blocking shots but for that hot fight defending ur teammate from dumbasses. we love seeing team loyalty. AND DARCY!!!!!! darcy for u my love i would give u the world. u deserve a million shutouts but this is a start. would have LIKED more goals but this was still good as hell. good job everyone. ovi pls come back next game? okay love u bye

*per sources (@legobrickcow, @murdereyesnicky, @oshbabe-and-the-podcast-husbands)

[oshbabe-and-the-podcast-husbands]

Dearest darlingest Timothy Jimothy Oshbabe,

You are a golden retriever, not a Rottweiler. Please no more fighting.

[lonewolflink]

I hope you enjoy St. Louis! I highly recommend check out the city museum some time, it’s one of the coolest places on the planet imo. And if you go to a blues game, be sure to learn the words to country roads take me home, that’s our third period sing along lol

i'm so excited to move there!!! will definitely check out the city museum and as a music nerd i have to check out the blues museum as well...am definitely open to recommendations for stuff to do around town once i move at the end of the summer :)

and in a very classic caps-blues connection, i already know the words to country roads because it's been tj oshie's goal song for the caps for years :')

[kingarthurflourofficial]

OSHBABE HATTYYYYYY

[casadoresdean]

WE GET TOM AND OSH BUTT SLAPS TOMORROW!!! 😭

[stromecat]

OSHBABE HATTY 🧢👒🎩🎓🪖⛑️🧢👒🎩🎓🪖🪖🧢👒🎓🪖🪖👒🧢

[iamfitzwilliamdarcy]

your top five caps players!!

Ok yeah this is a mean question lmao sorry (and keeping it w/ current players)

1. Ovi duh

2. Backy

3. TW43

4. Kuzy (i love him so much idc what the bloggers say)

5. I’m sad i said current players bc i wanna say Orpik or Holtby now lol and then I was like “oh orly” and made myself sad :( so I guess Dowd

EDIT- I forgot OshBabe 😭 He feels higher than 4/5!!!! Maybe 2 if I make Ovi/Backy one bc they are Duo

[frostbeees]

how many hours until leonard signs too?

loooots of moving pieces to consider here. i think the caps need to figure out what’s going to happen with oshbabe before they can really say whether there’s even a good place for leno to slot in. they’re not in the same position as the sharks, not pulling a mack to worry about getting their young guns to gel.

i also think he’d be more willing to lean into the emotional side of returning to work towards the beanpot/frozen four. plus the addition of james hagens could be alluring enough for him to come back

i did make a logan cooley joke when he told the caps he was going back for another year tho so 🫣

[wilsonsragesmile]

Oshbabe is allowed to sin, as a welcome back treat.

[anxsity]

COUNTRY MAMA HATTRICK!!!!! 🤠 🤠 🤠

5.779 ⭐ / 5 ⭐

OSHBABE i have GOT to hug you we love you so much babe ur fucking amazing, spectacular, best mountain mama ever u always take me home to the place i belong. the 77 is for u babe. AND A HATTY AGAINST THE EX??? EVEN HOTTER!!! everyone was just so sexy, so cohesive. everyone going after anybody that looked at chuckie wrong? YOU LOVE TO SEE IT!!!!! and of course to say nothing of stromer and NAK as well, really i could just kiss all of them. AND WELCOME BACK OVI WE MISSED U!!!!! man. i love games like this. we are so back. YEEEEHAWWWWWW

(everyone thank for crowd sourced data (again) @legobrickcow @murdereyesnicky)