#YEEEEEHAWWWW!!!!!!!!

[anxsity]

COUNTRY MAMA HATTRICK!!!!! 🤠 🤠 🤠

5.779 ⭐ / 5 ⭐

OSHBABE i have GOT to hug you we love you so much babe ur fucking amazing, spectacular, best mountain mama ever u always take me home to the place i belong. the 77 is for u babe. AND A HATTY AGAINST THE EX??? EVEN HOTTER!!! everyone was just so sexy, so cohesive. everyone going after anybody that looked at chuckie wrong? YOU LOVE TO SEE IT!!!!! and of course to say nothing of stromer and NAK as well, really i could just kiss all of them. AND WELCOME BACK OVI WE MISSED U!!!!! man. i love games like this. we are so back. YEEEEHAWWWWWW

(everyone thank for crowd sourced data (again) @legobrickcow @murdereyesnicky)

[makemajimaillegalinallstates]

[butchdyke]

i have a follow up interview and tour scheduled for a lab tech position!!!!

[chialattea]

I have two deadlines coming up this Monday and I’ve been too busy w hospital paperwork to make a dent in everything that I have to do— it is time to lock in and consume ungodly amounts of caffeine I suppose

[nervosims]

HE'S A WEREWOLF!!!

VU: week three

[ayame-fey]

WE'RE GETTING ACE ATTORNEY INVESTIGATIONS 1+2???? AND WE CAN CHOOSE PIXEL STYLE????

[photoniccyclone]

Chasing Shadows pt 3 has some REALLY COOL implications for the rest of the show!

Alright lads, bear with me because I’m typing this on mobile but I just HAD to fawn over this.

Chasing shadows pt 3. Wow what an ending that has some really awesome implications for the future of the show!

Okay first of all, it’s very possible the dark mage Rayla finds may be Tressal since the description fits. That would be really cool because it would be the first ToX cameo in TDP! And having it be Tressal is just… YES!

Secondly, damn, Rayla was really gonna pursue him even after she realized it wasn’t Viren huh? 💀 Jeez calm down Ray 😂.

Third of all, during the ending, for the first time, Rayla is directly confronted with the other, more positive side of dark magic. First the ingredients she uncovers aren’t the horrific stuff she was expecting and next “Tressal” explains what they can be used for (and likely what he was intending to do with them) which includes healing wounds, illness and plagues and such. This is one of the arguments people like us have been making FOREVER and it’s so great to see it directly shown here and DIRECTLY referenced. But it actually also makes Rayla stop and CONSIDER what he’s talking about. Rayla is actually CHALLENGED ABOUT HER VIEW ON DARK MAGIC AND IT MAKES HER GO INTO THOUGHT!

I got so excited when I saw this! It shows me that Wonderstorm is finally ready to go full nuance with dark magic and not just have it be “Evil magic that must be exterminated”. I’ve been hoping that the ending to TDP wouldn’t suggest that dark magic needs to be eliminated, and everyone who wants to be a “good guy” needs to abandon dark magic completely. Instead hoping that it could be regulated to maintain as much of the positive impacts of dm as possible while minimizing the problematic sides and I just now, from this ending, got more hope that we will see something like that!

Just in general, in the entire volume 2 of reflections there have been a good number of stories that have been more sympathetic to the human plight. Aaravos’s story that kicked off volume 2 where it implies that humans were initially hunted for having any sort of magic at all (I made a post on that too). Then the Zubeia one which made Zubeia of all people admit that Avizandum went overboard, and that’s WITH all her bias, giving a formal acknowledgment from the show that… yes… Avi definitely wasn’t the best guy. And now we get this.

I feel this bodes VERY well for the future of the show especially with Sol Regem making his big return next season, and I’m excited to see where they take all these ideas in future seasons. It seems our hopes for TDP to give more light to Xadia’s wrongs have not been lost yet!

[xstarrywitchx]

I HAVE BEEN UP FOR 20 HOURS

YEEHAW!!!!!!

GOODNIGHTY YALL!!!! HAVE ROOTIN TOOTIN DREAMS FELLAS!!!! >:333

[heizouxide]

i need like 12 pages worth of this

(𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐃)𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐄 ♡︎

🎀 ˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ having the body of a cyborg came with it’s perks, including turning boothill into your own personal porn bot a plug away! ~ ♡︎

·˚ ◌༘͙[featuring] ! ˊ 𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐗 𝐆𝐍!𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑

cw — afab!reader. mean dom!boothill. improper use of usb ports. pornography. manhandling. overstimulation. edging. pussy drunk boothill. no pronouns for reader.

◛⑅·˚ ༘ ♡ author’s note! : saw someone on tt mention inappropriate use of boothill’s usb ports, and i couldn’t help myself. <33 as usual, enjoy!

“..and i’m supposed to plug this in?”

Boothill spun the harddrive around his fingers, staring at it with both curiosity yet suspicion. it was a hot pink color with a heart sticker sloppily slapped onto the front. you handed it to him without saying a word, leaving him beyond dumbfounded.

you simply nodded, trying hard not to burst out laughing. despite the glaringly obvious USB ports that were carved into his waist, he swore to have never actually stuck anything in them. by anything, of course, were any harddrives that could’ve been packed with whatever info or footage that would’ve automatically made it’s way into his memory. he didn’t want anyone’s weird porno or stupid memes to burn into his motherboard and live with it.

yet he had a hard time saying no to you. hell, he’d never say no to you unless it’d kill you. then again, it was probably a random assortment of cat videos you came across on your feed. it wouldn’t hurt to take a peek. right?

holding up a reluctant thumbs up, you plugged the harddrive in and awaited his reaction with anticipation. boothill never looked away from your reaction, quickly noticing something was rather…off about your face. your lips curled into a seductive grin, biting down on your lower lip while hearts practically carved your pupils. your cheeks and nose were flushed a slight pink that faded to a hot red color.

yet, it was already too late for him.

his vision suddenly became a hot pink blur, the gears within his body had began to spun widely while the mini fans tried to cool down his heating body. the blood red target in his eye morphed into a pink heart while he spaced out at what was being shown in front of him.

nothing but pure pornography, some of the most explicit, flooding his memory and infecting his circuits with the love virus. boothill felt his head spin from the lewd imagery, bouncing from clip to clip of multiple sex acts all at once. from simple missionary to subs being bent in half by their ridiculously larger doms, there was even one where they were in full nelson. legs high up with thier sopping cunt in full view. it was all too much.

“so this..is what y’want me to do to ya…”

the cyborg chuckled, overwhelmed with his sudden libedo. he looks over at you with hungry eyes, flashing his shark toothed grin the moment you nodded.

“why didn’t ya say so, dollface..?”

“a-ah! m’sorry! m’sorry boothill..! i-i was only p-playing..ngh!”

your clothes were torn clean off without a damn given, leaving you bare and vulnerable as the cyborg pumped his cock in and out of your sopping pussy. just like how you wanted it, bent in half in full nelson with your legs held high as only boothill’s arms kept you from falling. his pace was unforgiving, hungrily stuffing you full like your his last meal on death row. despite your body already stiffening from the position, boothill showed no sign of stopping. his eyes, bright pink with hearts dialating for pupils, full of burning desire and a greedy lust that clouded his judgement till his mind went blank.

it was as if the cyborg was built for fucking, his only goal being to push you beyind your human limit.

“zip it, sugar. you're gonna take m’dick even when i’m done with ya, you hear?”

boothill hissed in your ear with a mean rasp, shark-like teeth nibbling away at your earlobe. the ticklish feeling only added to the intense overstimulation that turned your brain into mush. you felt the familiar knot in your stomach close to snapping for what seems like the tenth time tonight, until a sudden emptiness snapped you back into reality. looking down, you noticed how boothill pulled himself out, leaving you hanging. a whine came out of your throat almost instinctively at the neglect.

“boothilll..! i was so clo!—“

you’re words were rudely cut off as the ranger threw you onto the bed with you laying on your back. he wasted no time crawling on top of you and pressing his heavy body against yours. trapped, you couldn’t even move an inch as you squirmed under his touch. he practically caged you.

“keep whinin’ like that and I'll leave ya empty. got that?”

as difficult as it was, you pressed your lips together and screwed your eyes shut in a desperate attempt to keep quite. your cunny spasmed around his length as he kept going with his violent pace. even with the harddrive, you could never imagine boothill going this far. you truely underestimated the strength of the virus that infected his mechanical body with such libido, yet you don’t regret it. you continued to cry out as your limbs grew numb, your senses going blank in an orgasmic euphoria. you were teetering towards the fuckin’ edge.

you sobbed out babbles of “‘m gonna cum!~” over and over again like it was automatic. finally, the knot snapped in two as stars filled your vision. if he wasn’t made of metal, you would’ve left some nasty scratch marks.

on the other hand, the ranger watched in pure awe as his pretty baby fell apart on his dick. your fucked out expression, teary eyes and pouty lips covered in spit, only fuled him for more. you couldn’t even get a breath in as you were picked up and flipped onto your stomach, ass high up in the air.

“you think ‘m done yet sugar? hehe, that’s cute.”

you could only sigh in response, unable to do anything about your own mess. lesson learned, never fuck with a machine you know so little about.

© porcalinecunt 💌 ˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ do not steal, translate, or use my work and claim as your own.

[amitieos]

may activity check; passed!

total skill points 86 -> 87! faith rank up s (+1) -> s (+2) -from monthly activity check accessory acquired: silver laurels

[verothexeno]

Also I forgot to post about that during the game awards

MOTHERFUCKING MONSTER HUNTER WILDS COMING IN 2025!!!!!!!!!

The day it comes out I'm gonna be streaming that shit - my whole playthrough - and I'm gonna be super annoying about it LOL

Monster Hunter is part of the backbone - the foundation - of my early gaming experience. I remember having such a blast playing the first one on the PS2 and ever since I've played as much titles as I could.

the GASP that left me yesterday when I saw that announcement!!!!

[reswhocareswhocareswhoca]

nothing i do matters hey! nothing i do matters hey!

[bucknastysbabe]

AYOOOOO UNFUCK ME

Phone located by lovely coworker I could kith him

Apple phone in da apples

AYOOOOOOO FUCK ME

Hey so my phone was lost in the recesses of the produce dept tonight. Per life360 it's still at work and on but god knows where. Hoping they find it in the AM so I can be reunited.

Therefore if I don't reply to texts or whatsapp that's why. Just reach me on here or discord :)))))))

^^ MOOTS READ ABOVE MY LOVELIES ^^

[classifiedsto3]

YEEEEEHAWWWW!!!!!! It's them as cowboys...

[cloudedskies29]

DTDAY for lostplanetvoltia YEEEEEHAWWWW

[rocketbirdie]

YEEEEEHAWWWW BABY LOOK WHO'S BACK!!