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Can someone 3D print me an Oscar please and thank you
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We are fed!!!
Oscass, thighs, neck, arms... Tired pookie!
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The cunty ass pose, literally
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More Wetsuit action?
#I swear it was not me who took found these#it was my inner conscience and curiosity#so it was me#but still#idc#this was needed#or deserved#again idc 😭😭#oscar piastri#oscass#mctwinks#twinklaren#mclaren#formula one
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Instant reblog each time I see this picture!
oscar??? since WHEN???
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Oh those pants are really doing him justice
#the ASS#sorry#BUT THE ASS STILL#and thick thighs as well#hot damn#oscar piastri#op81#f1#body tea#those pants on him 🤌🤌#oscass
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Off season Pt5
#throwback to this beautiful photo#believe it was during the Imola testing between Melbourne and Baku#also during Oscar’s birthday#our little birthday treat 🫠🫠#but that racing suit#just clings to his ass like it’s moulded too it 🫠🫠#no wonder Lando stares and slaps 😳#also would be tighter now as his ass has got bigger#anyway#oscar piastri#oscass#mctwinks#twinklaren#formula one
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I need to defend the Oscass!!
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*screams* TWO MORE YEARS OF OSCAR BABEYYYY
LETS GOOOO 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
#oscar piastri#alèssi gets asked#they only signed him for his scrumptious oscass#surprised it fits in the car tbh
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Re: size of landoscar. Love your write up haha. Truly any narrative can be validated bc every pic looks different ‼️I do have two pics that are crucial landoscar comparisons imo:
https://www.tumblr.com/answerringg/770682515577077760/their-size-difference-oh-lando-is-getting
This pic is a screen grab from a vid but just in general he looks huge this whole video 😭 like you mentioned I think his bad posture eventuates that + optical illusion but wow. What a satisfying visual re: him vs Lando. Like FINE I’ll buy into the whole ‘Lando’s so small🥺’ that both Lando and Oscar like to perpetuate🤷♀️
there’s also a vid of Oscar+ a fan and the comments/fan all mention how surprisingly tall Oscar is. Like Lando said in that first Mclaren vid… Oscar doesn’t seem tall.. but he is. (tall being like 5’10/11 lol)
https://www.tumblr.com/mara-xx/770330916757372928/needed-a-last-minute-birthday-cake-so-i-called-up
^ And this one is just self explanatory 💗
Anyway sorry for the length but my last random thoughts — even as someone who’s never paid attention to lando til like 5 seconds ago, I can tell he’s gone through a massive glow up. And to make this rpf bc why not, how lucky for oscar —the guy who’s been a fan of forever— to experience Lando in his prime (thus far). Oscar said #invest #manifest
THIS and THIS for ease…
THESE SUITS WERE SO. fuck that ugly ass diagonal suit broOAUGH. this era..peak landoscar size diff cus like oscar Jus grew n lando had Not.
but ok like they r Literally always changing sizes. frm the front to the back to the outfit to the angle
i could find a Billion examples atp !!
why doesnt the big twink eat the little twink seeing this Reformed my brain n the way i see them bc. from the front they r so
0 and o
like oscars small horizontally (again FROM THE FRONT!) while landos smaller vertically. but theyre both Small Basically. (#f1drivers)
but at the same time. theres a lot of muscle mass packed into their frames. and as they shift arnd / have better or worse posture / flex and unflex. theyre either Twigs or Big.
its shrödingers landoscar… theyre big and small… i think the only real conclusion for this wld amount frm seeing them in the flesh. which i dont intend to do or ever report on. LOL. probably.
i fully believe oscars taller than he looks tho. ESP after this year. end of 2023 vs start of 2024 and end of 2024 for reference. i think its a slight growth spurt maybe i am… being kind to oscar though…
anyways thank u for the oscass pic. that photo genuinely makes me Claw and rattle the bars of my enclosure like he is so Perfectly bouncy in that. n lando is my pancake in a way…
and bc youre landoscaring im landoscaring. Under the cut tho.
the fact oscars not even.. big… n they stil BOTH push this narrative of lando is sooo itty bitty…
the way sue Cs it oscar is so giddy about being in on the “lando is the small and fiercely dominant” joke after following said smallest boys career When He was Actually the Smallest… like he is living out his 15 yr old dream please excuse his excitement he Literally is just in on the joke now. of course hes milking it. ijsk he wanted to b george russell soooo bad. hes Crazy. let him have this bit.
lando i think leans into his smallness as a shield bc its all hes ever known and been told. but thats a whole deeper convo. still cannot bring myself to edit that lando analysis Very apologetic the thoughts might hv to die in my drafts <\3
the #invest made me LOLLLL. hes so true. following a guy frm his feeder series bc u Saw the potential in him. Watching him get to F1. Moving frm adolescence leaving everything familiar to u behind to kart with the same team. Stumbling behind in his footsteps. Getting to F1 right by his side. And then u won a championship w him. brought glory back to ur team through the power of Literally Just getting along.. and u have these weird charged events of tension that Somehow get ironed out Somehow.. And ur so completely the opposite of everything he knows and yet the longest teammate he has Ever Had..oOh My Goooood
we rlly dont… give enough time and energy to JUST HOW crazy of a coincidence that is. js think ab how exciting it is for Us when the F2/F3 driver ur following makes it into F1 !! like if Luke Browning or Fred Vesti ever got a seat im Doing Actual Backflips. IT RLY IS LIKE. #invest #manifest now add on everything else??? LIKE WHAT!!!!! god they make me crazy. and somehow lando got super stupid hot and hes a race winner and can actually groan out loud when he fucks instead of whimpering pathetically. that’s crazy man. 🚬🚬🚬🚬
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thank you to the oscass discord for giving me the ship name russelli 🙏 my emotional support team for 2025
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I'm not normal about this!
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I'm sorry but I couldn't really focus on Lewis here...
Lewis immediately going up to Oscar after the race | 18.11.23
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Off Season Pt10
#oscass#that’s all I will say#and let everyone else explain#oscar piastri#mctwinks#TwinkLaren#mclaren#mexico gp 2023#formula one
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I too am a fan of the Oscass but why are we as a fandom collectively ignoring the opportunities of Piasstri
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