#oscary

[litai-ja]

OSCARY 2025

Anora wielkim zwycięzcą tegorocznych Oscarów, Adam Sandler opuścił salę po żarcie prowadzącego, Raczek grzmi że to koniec Hollywoodu a Demi Moore wykrztusiła jedno słowo.

Takie są dzisiejsze nagłówki gazet. Co tam się działo ja się pytam?

[sooodonewiththis]

Begging them to do this

[astonmartinii]

forever and a day | oscar piastri social media au

pairing: oscar piastri x fem long distance reader

nothing can separate them, except maybe 9,000 miles and a couple of oceans.

MASTERLIST | TIP JAR

oscarpiastri

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oscarpiastri: finally back in the homeland and reunited with my girl

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user1: oscary/n nation we are so back

user2: australia always does us so well

yourusername: can you convince mclaren that they should keep paying for our dates

oscarpiastri: i think we were technically working

yourusername: were we? it never feels like work being with you

oscarpiastri: you didn't notice all of the people around us and filming us?

yourusername: i only have eyes for you osc, we know this

oscarpiastri: hehehhehehehee

yourusername: also i have to completely commit you to memory before you fuck off for another couple of months

oscarpiastri: you could always just come with me

yourusername: let me get my degree first, one of us has to be educated osc

oscarpiastri: i have my a-levels? lando doesn't even have gcses

landonorris: why am i catching a stray?

yourusername: because my boyf is smart

landonorris: i've got street smarts 😩

oscarpiastri: you've been catfished like five times already and nearly had your bank details stole?

landonorris: well ... i like to see the best in people?

user3: thank you mclaren for giving us the oscar and y/n content

user4: and the proof that love still exists

user5: terminally lonely girls block mclaren, oscar and y/n.- it's for your mental health

user6: or if you have commitment issues this is some good exposure therapy

logansargeant: oh who did you force to be your photographer this time?

yourusername: you never learnt reading comprehension in school?

logansargeant: i can read i just choose not to read the soppy shit you and oscar say to each other

oscarpiastri: leave us alone

yourusername: you have a problem with us no matter what 🤨

logansargeant: do NOT make me the bad guy for complaining about hearing your guys' sexy time

oscarpiastri: we spend A LOT of time away from each other

yourusername: and by the sounds of it, you could learn a lot

logansargeant: you know what WHATEVER

user7: they terrorise logan so much from opposite sides of the world, pray for him when she can travel with oscar

yourusername

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yourusername: i love any piece of you osc but the separation anxiety is kicking my ass

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user9: oscar gave y/n a plush of himself

user10: no cause he's literally such a black cat

yourusername: he blushes just like that as well

user11: oh really?

user12: want to share with the class

yourusername: that's for my eyes only

oscarpiastri: i'm glad he got to you safely

yourusername: i just about tackled the postman 😔

oscarpiastri: poor graham, we should get him a better christmas gift this year

yourusername: yeah sorry graham but you sprayed the kitty with your cologne and i can't be held responsible for my feral behaviour

user13: they get their postman christmas gifts?

user14: they have the same postman?

user15: yes, y/n lives with his family

user16: really?

yourusername: they can't get rid of me

oscarpiastri: they also love her as much as i do (literally, i have to fight my sisters to spend time with y/n)

landonorris: so this is why we were waiting so long for you at the airport

oscarpiastri: well, yes. it's very important i get y/n a souvenir

landonorris: i could've slept for like an hour longer?

yourusername: just because you don't understand true romance lando 🤨

landonorris: i know romance!

yourusername: maccies in a hotel room is not romance

landonorris: you guys are just freaks about each other that's not my fault

user17: y/n hanging out with oscar's sisters is so precious

user18: if they aren't married soon i will no longer believe in love

user19: they're 23?

user20: tbf i forget that because they've been together since they were like 15

logansargeant

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logansargeant: oscar forced me to post this so y/n could 'remember how hot he is while he's away at war'

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user21: oh wow... thank you logan!

user22: this is not exactly what i was expecting when i opened instagram but alas i'm not complaining

yourusername: WOOF WOOF WOOF

oscarpiastri: 🤭🤭🤭

logansargeant: someone please remind me why i'm friends with you two

yourusername: because we're your only friends?

yourusername: wait sorry that was mean

yourusername: i just get protective

logansargeant: you're telling me 🤨

oscarpiastri: i'm swooning 🥰🩷

logansargeant: i give up

alexalbon: why am i a part of this oscar thirst trap? why are you posting a thirst trap of oscar?

yourusername: HE'S A GOOD FRIEND

alexalbon: i didn't consent to be part of your weird long distance lust

yourusername: oh girl ain't no one looking at you when oscar is there

alexalbon: you know what you're mean :( i want you to stay in australia

yourusername: i promise i'm a lot nicer when i'm with osc, the distance makes me cranky

alexalbon: i see, remind me to never take oscar out in a race

logansargeant: i think that's wise - i heard her yelling down the phone about carlos

yourusername: i had to block him to stop myself

user23: i am honestly so confused

user24: i think we just let them do it, we'll never understand

landonorris: do NOT ask me to do this @oscarpiastri

yourusername: booooooo you're such a debbie downer

oscarpiastri: he's just s fuckboy he doesn't understand

landonorris: i don't think i'll ever understand you two

yourusername

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yourusername: one degree hotter xx

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user26: fucking finally now we can get y/n in the paddock every weekend

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user27: mclaren social media team seen celebrating just as much

oscarpiastri: and i didn't think it was possible for you to get any hotter

yourusername: maybe a piastri jersey?

oscarpiastri: and a ring?

yourusername: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

yourusername: you know i'll never say no to that

yourusername: do nOT propose through an instagram comment oscar - nicole

oscarpiastri: noted 😔

yourusername: but name the time and the place and i'll be there baby

user28: so we could defo get a y/noscar proposal this season

user29: i would be so insufferable it's unbelievable

user30: the way i just know it was killing oscar not being able to go

user31: did you guys see the kicked dog eyes in the paddock yesterday 😭😭😭

oscarpiastri: they had to force me on the plane

landonorris: no they legit were about to call mick or pato

user32: did y/n convince you to not run away to australia?

oscarpiastri: maybe ....

charles_leclerc: ummmmm who is this oscar? why hasn't your father been introduced?

yourusername: HI

oscarpiastri: y/n is the love of my life and you SHOULD be able to meet her next race weekend

yourusername: so have i also got another father-in-law?

charles_leclerc: you seem to terrorise the other drivers a lot so - yeah!

yourusername: at your service (unless it's you hitting oscar, then there's no MERCY)

charles_leclerc: okay you are kinda scary wtf

oscarpiastri

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oscarpiastri: unbelievably proud of you and everything you've done darling. i'm so sorry i couldn't be there to celebrate with you, but i'll make it up to you before you know it xx

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user33: oh to be loved like this

user34: they make me feel lonely like the world apart i can only imagine how insane it'll be when they're back together 24/7

yourusername: i love you so so so much osc. you've done more than you could know by supporting me through my education. we have the rest of our lives to be together, so don't beat yourself about it now

oscarpiastri: but i'm so proud of you and just wanted to be there to celebrate you :(

yourusername: osc i can feel you pouting through the screen baby

landonorris: he really is and it's kinda annoyingly cute

yourusername: of course it's cute it's oscar 🙄

landonorris: right so i'll take back my congratulations then

yourusername: FINE BY ME

user35: obsessed with how y/n and lando already have this weird sibling bond

user36: it's the weird relationship that you kind of love between your gf and friend

user37: it's all cute until they actually fight

yourusername: if he makes any wrong step against oscar i'll crush that loser

landonorris: ahhaaha funny joke

yourusername: you're a 5'5 twig, i could snap you in half

user38: i need them to recreate the last photo when oscar wins his first race

user39: i think pinterest would explode

yourusername: no but no joke, i love you so much osc and i can't wait to start the new chapter of our life

oscarpiastri: i love you too xx

oscarpiastri: sorry to my sisters but they're losing their live in stylist because you're never ever leaving me ever again

oscarpiastri: that makes me sound like a possessive asshole but i just have attachment issues

yourusername: no these years since you started in f3 have been actual hell without you and i never want to leave your side again

yourusername: i just love watching you do what you love

oscarpiastri: i'll always love you more

user40: who's chopping onions wtf

user41: i'm invoicing them for my therapy

mclarenf1

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mclarenf1: don't tell oscar but we've got a surprise guest for him 🤫

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user45: take me out back and shoot me please and thank you

user46: so real of you

landonorris: is this why his phone is currently hidden in my drivers room?

mclarenf1: maybe ...

landonorris: if he fights me for it that's on you guys

mclarenf1: wait admin has just realised you definitely shouldn't be on your phone

landonorris: LOL

user47: mclaren you better not fuck this race for oscar because i need my big rom com ending kiss in parc ferme

user48: omg romance writers do i have a plot for you

user49: the way this would seem so unrealistic if i read it in a book but these fools really have been together for like eight years and are unbelievably in love

yourusername: heheheheh thanks for flying me out on such late notice xx

mclarenf1: no worries queen

yourusername: you guys better be on top form, you can't hide from me in the garage

mclarenf1: hahahaha 😅😅😅

user50: is y/n the reincarnation of nicole scherzinger? like a wag that goes fucking mental

user51: and wears team merch with pride

yourusername: nicole is a queen (thank you for one direction queen) but you guys do not want me on the microphone

user52: you and oscar karaoke? please?

yourusername: we once did breaking free together but you'll have to bother logan for that video

user53: OSCAR PLEASE WIN AND DO DRUNK KARAOKE

oscarpiastri

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oscarpiastri: i told you she was my lucky charm. overjoyed to get my first win, it's a dream come true and to have the love of my life with me makes it even sweeter. y/n, i'll love you forever and a day x

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user54: CONGRATS OSCAR 🧡🧡🧡

user55: i'm having such a proud mum moment

user56: tears in my eyes

user57: not as much as y/n that girl was going THROUGH IT

user58: we need her mascara, cause that shit didn't budge

yourusername: I AM SO FUCKING PROUD OF YOU OSCAR

yourusername: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

yourusername: AND THANK YOU FOR WAITING FOR ME TO BE AT A RACE TO WIN

oscarpiastri: i guess i just knew in my bones you were here and simply had to win

oscarpiastri: i just wanted to see you so bad that i drove the fastest to the finish line

yourusername: well tell them to hurry up and debrief so we can celebrate 👀

oscarpiastri: ON MY WAY

user59: maybe we will get that karaoke?

logansargeant: congrats bro! @landonorris i hope you brought some ear plugs, if not you might want to start drinking now

landonorris: SOMEONE GET ME A DRINK STAT

yourusername: i'll personally buy you a drink because i'm going to rock his world tonight

oscarpiastri: 😎😎😎

landonorris: and here i thought you were my little innocent teammate

yourusername: there's nothing little about him

landonorris: EWWWW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE

yourusername: all celebrations aside, i'm so proud and i'll love you forever and always x

oscarpiastri: it's always been you and it will always be you

yourusername: i love you

oscarpiastri: i love you too

fin.

note: WOOOOOOOOOO OSCAR!!! (i'm ignoring everything else to do with the race, oscar is my king)

[luvstappen]

do you hear that? it’s my oscary/n heart breaking 💔

NOOO LISTEN I APOLOGISE

[spiritunwilling]

ok maybe i will bomb this interviewmaybe not and you know what i dont care either way because i am scared to both get the job and also to not get the job because everything is s oscary

[videli-jste-tento-film]

Jedna dekáda ve 100 filmech: speciální statistika (1990–1999)

Trvalo to, ale mám velkou radost, že mám pro vás zase další statistiku zaměřenou na jediné desetiletí. Tentokrát to budou devadesátky...

Ubohý rok 1996 je zastoupen jenom čtyřmi filmy, jinak je to ale celkem vyrovnané. Nejvíc filmů, o kterých jsme hlasovali, bylo natočeno v roce 1994.

Na první pohled je extrémně zvláštní rok 1990, kde se nepovedlo natočit nic, co by tumblr znal. A to si říkám, že devět filmů je docela dost. Rok 1995 sice nemá žádný film, který by většina lidu viděla, ale není to tak propastné. Celkově jde spíš o divácky slabší dekádu – jen 18 filmů jsme viděli, 20 známe, ale neviděli jsme je, a 62 filmů neznáme.

Takto to vychází v porovnání s celkovými výsledky:

viděno: 18 % (90's) x 16,3 % (celkem)

neviděno: 20 % (90's) x 24,7 % (celkem)

neznámé: 62 % (90's) x 59 % (celkem)

Víceméně to tedy odpovídá, to je zajímavé!

Viděli jsme... (top 10)

Lotrando a Zubejda (1997) (7. místo celkem), režie Karel Smyczek

Princezna ze mlejna (1994) (10. místo), režie Zdeněk Troška

Pelíšky (1999) (25. místo), režie Jan Hřebejk

Nesmrtelná teta (1993) (35. místo), režie Zdeněk Zelenka

Z pekla štěstí (1999) (43. místo), režie Zdeněk Troška

Obecná škola (1991) (57. místo), režie Jan Svěrák

Slunce, seno, erotika (1991) (61. místo), režie Zdeněk Troška

Kolja (1996) (73. místo), režie Jan Svěrák

Jezerní královna (1998) (77. místo), režie Václav Vorlíček

RumplCimprCampr (1997) (80. místo), režie Zdeněk Zelenka

Deset nejspatřenějších filmů je dost rozprostřeno a ukazuje to, že devadesátky sice známe, ale vlastně ne zase tolik. Žánrově je to jasné – 6 pohádek (z nichž 4 natočil některý Zdeněk), 3 legendární filmy s různým mixem hořkosladkosti a historičnosti (všechny natočil některý Jan) a třetí díl lidové zábavy (zase Zdeněk!).

Osobně mi přijde úsměvné, že Slunce, seno, erotika sedí krásně mezi dvěma filmy, co ve stejný rok jely na Oscary a z nichž jeden Oscara získal. Tuším, že to něco říká o českém národě, ale úplně nevím co.

Jako obvykle se v tomto druhu článku díváme i na scénář. Šest filmů napsali jejich režiséři, dvakrát sami (Nesmrtelná teta a Z pekla štěstí) a čtyřikrát se spoluautorem (Zdeněk Svěrák pomáhal psát Lotranda a Zubejdu, Václav Marek Princeznu ze mlejna, Pavel Markov Slunce, seno, erotiku a Hana Sýkorová RumplCimprCampr). Zdeněk Svěrák je autorem scénáře taky Koljy a Obecné školy, Vorlíčkovi u Jezerní královny píchl Macourek a Hřebejkovi u Pelíšků zase Petr Jarchovský. Pět filmů má literární předlohu.

Podle ČSFD jsou nejlépe hodnoceným filmem Pelíšky (91 %). Naopak nejhorší je Z pekla štěstí (42 %).

O těchto filmech hlasovalo v průměru 77 lidí.

Neznáme... (bottom 10)

Hřbitov pro cizince (1991) (10. místo celkem), režie Jaroslav Dudek

Poslední přesun (1995) (15. místo), režie Kryštof Hanzlík

Vášnivý bozk (1994) (26. místo), režie Miro Šindelka

Praha očima... (1999) (27. místo), režie různí*

Má je pomsta (1995) (32. místo), režie Lordan Zafranovič

Nahota na prodej (1993) (35. místo), režie Vít Olmer

Divoké pivo (1995) (36. místo), režie Milan Muchna

Válka barev (1995) (43. místo), režie Filip Renč

Postel (1998) (50. místo), režie Oskar Reif

Kanárská spojka (1993) (66. místo), režie Ivo Trajkov

*Martin Šulík, Michaela Pavlátová, Vladimír Michálek, Artemio Benki, Petr Václav

Naši neznámou spodní desítku v zásadě spojují tři věci – jsou to experimenty až bizáry, jsou hodně špatné a jsou o zločinu nebo nespravedlnosti. Pro každý film platí aspoň jedno, ale většinou dvě nebo všechny. Je na tom hrozně vidět ta svoboda, kdy si každý myslí, že může točit filmy, že můžou vypadat jakkoli a že hlavně musí šokovat.

Scénář si v osmi případech napsali sami režiséři, někdy sami, někdy s dopomocí, úplně jiný člověk napsal scénář jenom pro Hřbitov pro cizince (Jiří Hubař) a Vášnivý bozk (Ondřej Šulaj). Povídkový film Praha očima... je mix, má pět režisérů a pět scénáristů (z toho 2 jsou taky režiséři).

Kvalitu už jsem zmínila – ČSFD hodnotí dobře Hřbitov pro cizince (83 %) a Postel (71 %), na opačném konci pak najdeme Divoké pivo (15 %) a Kanárskou spojku (14 %). Jen tři filmy mají víc než 50 %.

O těchto filmech hlasovalo průměrně 52 osob.

Toto byly devadesátky!

[sid1k1n]

kurwwww ale kolega dal chujowa recenzje super filmu:( poza tym jestem nap3lona w chuj

oglada ktos dzisiaj oscary?????:3

[nasze-zd]

Northern Explorer — Oscary

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Najurwistsze urwisko

W tej kategorii wygrywa anonimowy czwartorzędowy klif nad rzeką Rangitīkei.

Najlepsze zakole

Tu również bezkonkurencyjna jest Rangitīkei z widokiem z South Rangitikei Viaduct zaraz za wioską Mangaweka.

Najsielankowszy pejzaż

Nieeee no, znowu Rangitīkei... Widok na dolinę z Makohine Viaduct między Hunterville i Mangaweka.

Najlepszy szczyt drugoplanowy

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Najwyższy szczyt

Nie ma niespodzianek — palmę pierwszeństwa dzierży od lat najwyższy na Wyspie Północnej Mount Ruapehu (2.797 m n.p.m.) i nie zanosi się, żeby miało się coś zmienić.

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Nagroda wędruje do Mount Ngauruhoe (2.291 m n.p.m.), znanej też jako Orodruina lub Góra Przeznaczenia — tam, gdzie Frodo wrzucał Pierścień, palec i Golluma.

[mcl39]

oscary <3

hi belovedest!!!

got a bingo!! asterisks on the overtake one bc its anyone but lando (sorry. i am insane it will happen again etc) but yeah<3 u directly contribute to "thats my blorbo in law" but also we're all brothers in the mclaren fandom so logically oscar will b my blorbo in law

[wilsons-three-legged-siamese]

im a random scary person rahhhh

👨‍🦲

-🌌

AAAA oscary ik gonna curl up and die in a ditch I'm sos cared

[mezmer]

This is old but. Feeling rather Oscary today now thank you for that

[wisteriagoesvroom]

WIZ!!! sorry i'm late. first off i don't follow many george or max fans so i get most of my gax exposure from you <333 i have learned so much. also your aus and premises are always so fun & intriguing & unique and imo your oscar pfp is already a trademark of yours in its own way...!!! thank u 4 being so cool... also fellow asian oscary fan etc. :')

never late, omg??? thank you for indulging my deep level vrooms brainrot. inclusive of my gax maladaptive daydreams and piastri aegyo pfp lmao. piastri aegyo was one of the best days of my life, which could only be improved if oscar wins his first race this year or takes an ice bath with cameras there, whichever comes first <3

AND FELLOW ASIAN OSCARY FAN WHY DID U NOT SAYYYY WE R 1 PIASTRI-PILLED NATION HERE LUV <3333

from this thingy

[ironh4nds]

every relationship in rose of versailles is yuri. oscandre is yuri. oscarie is yuri. oscalie is yuri. everything is yuri

[narumi-gens]

lets hear your film critiques and oscar nom opinions babe 🎤

thank you for asking minty bc this is something I was born to answer. there are still a couple of "oscary" movies that are still on my list to see but that won't stop me from giving my oscar opinions! and here they are in lovely bulleted format:

when getting upset about the oscars, it's always important to remember: it's very rare that they truly reward the best movies of the year. for every parasite year there's a million green book/bohemian rhapsody years. but also I think this year's noms are basically fine with a couple of minor exceptions and that in itself is a win.

why does the academy hate todd haynes? it's like they go out of their way not to recognize him. justice for may december and even more justice for charles melton!!! he was sending ppl his mom's kimchi as part of his campaign 😭 (but congrats to sterling k brown on slipping in. wouldn't trade that but would def kick out ryan gosling for charles melton in a heartbeat. I think he's the weakest link honestly)

I already gave my barbie thoughts but I actually think it got overrewarded in some places at the expense of margot robbie in actress. like what is america ferrera doing there? lol they could easily have swapped in like 5 better options.

as for the killers of the flower moon of it all: lily gladstone better win. swap out bradley cooper for leo (why was the academy so hard for maestro lol). sucks it missed out on screenplay but it's a competitive year!

I wish the academy had the balls to nominate an animated movie for best picture bc it would have been nice for boy and the heron to make the cut. so annoying it went overlooked in score!

even if they were never gonna go for him, zac efron deserved to at least be in the conversation for best actor!

congrats to academy award nominated film: godzilla minus one!!! 🎉 the budget was so low but it looked so amazing! a well-deserved nomination!

if anyone is curious (which surely you must be), below the cut are my current top 10 of 2023 on letterboxd

this list is always changing btw but I stand by it!

ps if any moots are on letterboxd let me know bc that's actually my fave social media platform

[luvstappen]

YOU WERE SERIOUS ABOUT THE SPOILER????? I SHOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN IT LIGHTLY

Also I feel so bad for lando :(

(I might present as a oscary/n fan but I'm secretly a landoscary/n truther)

"I told max"

What if I just sob in my pillow BECAUSE WHAT THE FUCK 😭

the anon was so close to what actually happens i thought it was hilarious 😭

[spiceberrie]

ok i had to google this so i could sell Lili on it and when i realized the age diff between markoscar is older than oscary ... i see why you people act this way