#orks 40k

[thegodemperorsmycopilot]

[pionneers-lm]

I have more lore for my WH40k orks

And I've got to tell someone and so Tumblr will have to do

So you know how orks use Roks ? Spaceships made from hollowed out asteroids...but they can only land once.

Mekboss Tannaruk ead splitaah didn't like this....he wanted to be able to take his favourite spaceship with him everywhere so he had a cunning plan.

"weze juzt got to make it so dat, da rok can lands and takes off again"

He invented

Da Bouncin Basha

It's an ork rok about 10km in Diameter weighing 2.5 trillion tons coverd in armour and bristling with guns (pretty standard so far )....but with a special feature

A gigantic nuclear pogo stick

The giant pogo stick has a hollow divot in the base of the foot from which a nuclear bomb is dispensed and then detonated at point blanc range. The giant springs of the pogo stick absorb the shock and da Bouncin Basha is launched Into the air.

It leaps across the planet, with each mighty bound leaving a crater miles wide and crushing all who oppose it and when Tannaruk wants to move on they simply jump back into space

[mootmead]

Hobby journal : she's done ! Yeah, finally !

[doolallymagpie]

Thinking about “hive world deliberately cultivates an Ork infestation to solve a food crisis” again

There’s definitely an Orkanized crime syndicate on this planet, possibly cultivating depressed Orks as part of a deal with the planetary governor

[jim-the-trash-king]

Making ork models is great.

I buy shitty toy cars from dollar tree and five below, inhail a worrying amount of glue fumes, and let the voices take hold

[grommtheorc]

Orks orks orks orks! Some Freebootah Nobz for my Freebooter Ork army!

[totheslushpile]

So here's the current household shame pile frontrunner: @jeffmartinart has had this box (unassembled, unpainted) for so long that it could legally drink in the States.

Help me peer pressure him into finishing it. Those poor orks are must be so sad cooped up in there :(

[narcoticwriter]

Ah, yes. Music to my ears.

[crippledgiraff]

Hatsune Meku

[kabewski]

A revolushunary gobbo gal!

[autumn-archfey-artwork]

Good Guy Farseer

[higgsbison]

I have finished Ghazghkull Thraka: Prophet of Waaagh, it was very good

[pionneers-lm]

We drew this

That's our favourite Boyz we ever got but drawn

Driving the car it's Boss nob Biggy Grim-Teef

In the mask is seer Bonez

In the cork hat with bullets it's Bullitz MC Dakka

In the back is Brew boy Rokit

[mootmead]

Hobby journal: well, long time no see my little Ork ! My head feels refreshed, I don't pressure myself with colors and stuff contrary to when I left it off. Everything feels so smooth now.

[doolallymagpie]

New lore, which comes with a tasty army project! The Dastardly Whiplashes have a rivalry with an Ork warband, the Mount-eez, led by a warboss named Dudley Krump-Rite.

No, they don’t know what Mounties were, they just know these gits from ancient Terra wore red, so they must’ve been really fast.

[jim-the-trash-king]

Gonna just start randomly posting lore regarding my ork models

Bomstikka (and Poppa)

Bomstikka is the second oldest of the Stormboyz mob, which is surprising because he refuses to fight people with actual weapons, only ever using grenades, with this strategy he has served loyally with Da Drifta’s hoard. Poppa is Bomstikka’s right hand grot, being treated well for his service to Bomstikka, anyone who wants to mess with Poppa needs to face the mad bomber himself.