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@magnuficentwo
HEY DEERGIRLS
GET CHEESED
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if i write hard enough i'll finally come up with the post that expertly skewers some of the transmisogynistic shit i see on here so hard that everyone realises it's stupid and learns their lesson and i never have to see another post like it again. just one more post june just one more post come on. keep making yourself miserable i'm sure you'll get through to them with this one, #neverstopposting
#juney.txt#sure i *could* write something about the transmisogyny du jour#but i'm not gonna convince anyone. all the cool people would already agree with me#and the people who don't agree with me won't even care if i'm right#so all i'd accomplish is putting more of this stuff on the dashboard of my followers making them all as miserable as i am#or something#eh who knows maybe i'll write something about it anyway if i can put my words together right =w=#hashtag never stop posting... .w.
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#a bomb that could set off in 3 days unless he gets a water attribute ancient power#or something#tcf meme#cale henituse#lcf#tcf#lout of the count's family
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So, we all know Simon is covered in freckles, beautiful constellations blooming on his pale skin, nature marking the perfect paths for kisses along his collarbones, down the dip of his spine, scattered on his arms.
And his face, of course, little spots on his nose and cheeks, sneaky ones all the way up to his eyes. Hidden from everyone, full attire, a mask and smear black providing cover for the shy stars, like clouds do on windy, humid autumn nights. Cold and detached wrap to keep this weird sign of life on a living dead body from overly curious eyes.
But not from his Captain. Price knows these freckles, he's seen them young and bright, he's seen them dull and almost invisible on a half translucent skin.
He's seen them disappear, long, cruel winter and the mask almost grown into Ghost's skull wiping everything besides uneven scars and black ingrained into his skin. He's seen the summer taken out of his boy, replaced with the dead sleep of the winter, white and icy like Simon's eyelashes.
And, frankly, he won't have that.
If there's not enough sun for those little specks of life to shine, be it London fog half of the year or excruciating cold of the northern polar night they're stuck in on an op, Captain Price is giving his Lieutenant a personal sunshine. One that will melt polar caps if you let it shine in full brightness, hot, unpredictable in its flares, relentlessly glowing and cutting it's radiation through any barier.
Deadly as a burning globe of gas can be. Sergeant MacTavish.
Johnny doesn't have a problem with disregarding laws of physics. If this sole, dark, barren planet of ice refuses to circle him like everyone else does, Soap flips all those heliocentric theories over and instead makes a satellite to Ghost out of himself. Simon's joints stop aching when the shared space heats up, air few degrees away from rippling around Soap's broad form like it's boiling overhead a fire pit. His breath appears visible again, contrast to the almost non-existent fog that was leaking out of his mouth, making everyone who knew (not many of them) wonder, if Simon Riley actually ever left his grave.
One day, Simon's knuckles turn white and hurt. One day, Simon's frosty lashes flutter and not a single cloud of steam exits his mouth. One day, he feels frozen in place despite being basked in molten sunlight of Johnny's gaze, because Sergeant's restless hands found a makeup pen and are swiftly covering Simon's flushed cheeks in freckles.
Crowded constellations, all little sister stars from the MacTavish clan, clinging to Simon in semi-permanent kisses.
Price walks in on them, Simon sitting with his hands clenched tight and his breath held, Johnny with his tongue stuck between his front teeth as he keeps bringing spring out of its long dormant state on Simon's once again alive face.
Just like a sun should. Just like Captain Price expected.
#oh this is BAD#sorry i cannot make it coherent at all#but all i know is both soap and price would draw ghost's freckles when they go away for winter#something about them being one of the few who sees him without the mask too#but also johnny being a literal sunshine#ghoap#ghost x soap#but also kinda#ghostprice#ghost x price#price x ghost#price x ghost x soap#price x ghoap#simon ghost riley#ghost cod#soap cod#john soap mactavish#captain john price#price cod#call of duty#cod#yes i keep putting these men in makeup so what#man this is real bad huh#sorry to anyone who sees this lol#juju's grumbles#or something
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HH
hello....housewife cruel kimg...
#ck when wiz is sick#I. WANT. MY. BURRITO#or something#idk lol#SILLYYYY#(hey.. this is cool though..! veryyy coolio..)
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act 2 vi is something else...
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#it's like she took The Emo Substance (TM)#or something#i'm sorry but this has been my type since i was like 13#so i feel very well fed rn#vi doesn't have a single design in arcane that doesn't slap#whoever her animation team is functions on the same brain wavelengths as me#and i love them dearly for it#thank you vi animation team <3#vi#vi arcane#arcane#arcane season 2#act 2#so beautiful#like woah
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no offence but the reason tumblr is “dying” is, well, yes, of course the cursed like/reblog ratio and the change in user behaviour (because of people being used to how instagram and tiktok work) BUT also the lack of weekly shows. i say it with my whole chest, they don't produce captivating and engaging stupid weekly tv shows anymore because streaming killed that so you have spikes of activity here when Something happens in general fandom or up to three days after a new season of whatever drops and then it's a wasteland. this is obviously an old woman yelling at a cloud missing supernatural and the vampire diaries and pretty little liars and all these other shows type of post but honestly give me back weekly tv shows where i have something to watch for 40 minutes almost every day of the week after work so then i can read and reblog it on tumblr give it back for the sake of my sanity
#we used to be a proper country#or something#this post is brought to you by me coming back from work and being like okay what now 🧍🏻♂️#i mean obviously i have stuff to do but these are just chores and what i need what i have been programmed to need is a 40 minute long#episode of stupid cw show with a gay ship that's never gonna go canon... :(((#tumblr#fandom
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It's Make a Terrible Comic Day
#makeaterriblecomicday2024#my surgery's on friday lol#I've been largely absent because it turns out making arrangements for a surgery takes up a lot of time and energy#including setting up an entire guest room so a friend can come help out because we've been putting that off forever#hope you've all been well#also should this be tagged?#like with#surgery mention#or something
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I don't really like this joke it feels overused
"Cis" man: "Gee, life sure is difficult, if only there was a better way to make it so life had more color and joy in it again..."
The reblogs:
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Post-war shenanigans. It's all the same to him
#dkbk#bkdk#midoriya izuku#bakugou katsuki#mha#bnha#i can and will write deku to be a little delusional#'I've literally done everything wrong in my life!!' 'I know this and I've always loved you'#or something
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THE AUSSIE THING❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
#art#myart#artist#artists on tumblr#digitalart#clipstudiopaint#the amazing digital circus#tadc#tadc art#the amazing digital circus art#gummigoo#or something#i think thats his name#silly silly
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You've shaped the person I am today, everything I think and say has a little bit of you in it
Man how funny would it be if you turned out to be extremely racist
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has your brand of syscourse devolved into discount andrew tate? jesus fuck grow up and stop being a misogynistic cunt, child.
RE-INTRO POST
Name : Astro / Remikz
Age : DW Abt It
Prns : He╷Xem
Any masc prns ig idrc
Hey everyone the KING of the anti-endo community is back 😘😘😘
Anyways I'm gonna prove that "endos" js wanna start shit w me by not talking to them, and once they come to me it'll prove that "endos" only want to invade system spaces
#you also called them a “girl not a woman” a few reblogs ago and then refer to their emotions as womanly? do girls have womanly emotions?#what is the logic here#i dont think there is any tbf#you're just some.#annoying kid who needs to learn boundaries#or go and touch grass#or something#also calling this an experiment makes you sound cool in your brain#you just sound like a kid roleplaying on the playground with that#i do wonder if you're literally gen alpha tho.#i lowkey hope you're gen alpha. at least then you'll have lots of time to grow out of this.#although if you are we've fucked up as a species#also @ nearifatual or whatever their user is: dont tell kids online to take their lives. thats not cool#or anyone but especially teens and kids online.#id rather astro grow up and be kinder than hate themself or whatever. but i do hope they hate their behavior in the future#i hope you learn to be less of a bigot#anyway this is still so funny either way.#literally just an andrew tate style larper or something#baffling.
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cleaned up an older doodle ^_^ captain kirk has finally convinced his stubborn first officer to come down for a little shore leave
#star trek#star trek tos#spirk#k/s#my art#s’chn t’gai spock#jim kirk#they are on a grassy lovely hill i was too lazy to figure it out just trust me#little alien girl is completely made up#and i drew her thinking she’s a friend’s daughter#or something
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