#or unlife

[charbles]

Enough sweaters we need to see Lefty in a very cool raincoat

do NOT diss sweater anon in my GOOD CHRISTIAN TUMBLR BLOG EVER AGAIN >:[[[

anyway here he is, lefto

He hates the rain, it reminds him of a very sad time in his life

[randomnameless]

Gotoh used his advanced magic to erase 3 Nopes from existence !

Thanks you Gotoh !

Meanwhile,

Merlinus is punished by the fist of capitalism,

And Tharja who was attracted to darkness was rejected.

[thebibliosphere]

Not to be a monumental book tease, but I just got to the rewrites in book two, where Ursula and Nathan are comparing notes on their dom/domme styles with Vlad, and past me was so fucking funny because there are just paragraphs and paragraphs of Nathan being the sweetest, most gentlest, pleasure-centric "ask-me-about-how-in-love-I-am-with-my-vampire-boyfriend" dom in existence. And then there's Ursula:

Succinct and to the point 😂

[sharlaynyans]

waxwitch chat do we fuck with this

[bruciemilf]

The most embarrassing moment of Jason’s life is calling Bruce to bail him out for underage drinking

[elguritch-art]

My crops are flourishing, my skin is clear, my sight is enhanced, life is great, all thanks to playing one very very tired vampire cowboy who's not being paid at all to put up with bullshit weekly ❤️🥰

Virgil Lawrence | He/Him | 212 Years Old | Ex-Sabbat Brujah Vampire

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Mans got Blood Bonded to a really powerful Tzimisce and got forced piercings by their fleshcrafting as part of a community service deal. He wanted to kill them soooooo bad.

babysitting duty for the baby sabbat brujah so she doesnt attack another party member :/

dude hes not being paid enough or at all to deal with another party member's toxic ex that keeps firebombing the coterie’s domains

At least he gets to go to daysleep with his horse for company, shit sucks in boston right now

[jhezenkoss]

they're lying on Emmrich's table for dead bodies 😔

[spacedace]

I don't know if this idea has been brought up before but:

Dp x dc writing prompt where Mr. Lancer is Jason Todd's false identity while going on a long term under cover mission. He's completely disguised himself and let's his literary nerd flag fly as the English teacher/vice principal of the local high school for his investigation (investigating the mad scientist supervillains in the making Jack & Maddie perhaps?).

The mission rapidly goes off the rails as ghosts start showing up to cause chaos and he realizes one of his students is actually the new out of his depths hero Phantom.

[aztarion]

“Well, you're not bored now. You're even breathing again — short, frightened little breaths, as you watch the sky lighten in the east. Nerves you thought extinguished years ago fire up again, making your hands shake.

You feel almost alive…”

vtm night road courier

[landsharkrawr]

The Unlife of Gorlak is participating in STEAM NEXT FEST!

That's right, this funny Raising sim made by yours truly has a demo available during steam next fest! This demo gives you full access to one whole explorable area of the game with a tighter time limit. Challenge yourself to see if you can get to the end! Play it multiple times anyway to try a different build! Wishlist it!

[liam-summers]

Angelus AtS S4 Ep13 “Salvage”, you will NEVER beat the Bangelus allegations.

[compositecreature]

Delores but kintsugi

[kamwashere]

claudia haters you will die and go to hell. inshallah

[soupmanspeaks]

the topic of Helpy makes me go insane /pos like I have this headcanon that William/Springtrap just, DESPISED Helpy because William took heaps of pride from the Funtime line of Animatronics, he saw it as his son's crude mocking of HIS creations, when in reality its just Michaelangelo S Afton trying to use humor to once again cope with the horrors™️ Like I've probably said this here before but I headcanon that Helpy found his way into the PizzaPlex's marketing is because after the FNAF6 fire he just was under the rubble remarkably preserved or something and instead of going into the RockStarRow Museum, the FazExecs had dollar signs in their eyes and were like "yeah, that one will make us bank, ong" Ive also probably said this (bad memory sozzz) but a headcanon to go in tandem with that headcanon, is that Glamfreddy sighs in resignation whenever he passes by one of those Helpy monitors (he wasn't paid royaltys <//3 ) AND LIKE I GOTTA KNOW WHAT (glam)MIKE WOULD THINK OF THE ENTITY THAT IS SATAN DISGUISING HIMSELF AS AN AGENT OF LIGHT (Helpi) WOULD HE FEEL SAD? ANGRY? AT THE MIMIC? THE COMPANY?! please the topic of helpy is so interesting PLEAs-

[enigmatist17]

Spike and his fatal flaw of utter and maddening loyalty and devotion to those he loves is just rotating in my brain tonight.

Love's bitch indeed

[mercymaker]

do you think that considering astarion is a walking corpse, a vampire spawn destined to live in the shadows (even if he finds a way around the sunlight sensitivity), someone with insatiable hunger for blood and two centuries of brutal trauma, someone whose place in the society according to most norms is to be skewered by a monster hunter... is there a part of him, somewhere deep down that craves normalcy? i don't think that's his stance on this on most days, as he strikes me as someone who doesn't particularly mind being a vampire and tends to deal with whatever uncomfortable and painful thoughts he has by deflecting and repressing that shit, telling himself he's above it. voicing out loud how utterly dull his life would be if he was still just a high elf, a magistrate in the city, with some pretty husband or wife, a marriage likely arranged to advance his status. scoffing at the idea of a house full of children, little elflings with silver hair. and, ah, he would be mortal. but..

i can't help but wonder if he'd have moments where he'd find himself thinking about it. thinking about the life he lost. about astarion without the scars on his back. the one who enjoys bouillabaisse and a variety of expensive wines instead of blood in whatever form he can get. the man that has a home, a place to return to, a comfy bed, and above all.. astarion who has a family. who would be distraught if something happened to him. who would go out of their way to find him... where was his family when cazador took him? was he truly so utterly alone even before??

and that would sever the thread of his thought, pain and anger replacing it like a hot wave. he was stupid to even think about it. of course, he's better off now, as a vampire spawn, an immortal. he doesn't have whatever responsibilities that would weigh the pretty, breathing magistrate astarion down. he's better off drenched in blood, out on numerous adventures than whatever boring affair a simple life in the city would give him... of course!!