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straight women will look me in the eyes and tell me david tennant is ugly and i just don't know what to do with myself
#or they're like 'he's 52'#ok?? and???#people being in their 50s doesn't make them automatically unattractive#like 😭#david tennant
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every time these 2 are left alone to fit it ends like this❤️
it ABSOLUTELY does. i love that i have gotten to write a BftC fic and a Titans Tower fic that is just. JayTim fucking nasty. i think these two should end every fistfight with them having sex in increasingly risky places. it's the only way they should resolve their fights from now on, ty for coming to my tedtalk.
#necrotic answerings#kindly praise#jaytim#i think the next moment of their fighting to turn to fucking should be that scene from the search for a hero arc#where they're on the roof and jason is like work with me :D and tim says no and he gets geuinely sad.#bc that'd be fun.#also if i ever wrote new-52 stuff the time jason and tim were trapped together during death of the family#could also be good fodder for them fucking#OOOH wait#the court making tim and jason fuck in front of all the captured we are robin kids during robin war#like yk the scene where jason and tim are forced to fight but they're using it as a distraction to break free#that. but make it fuck or die#wait. now i really want to write that hang on.#add that to the pile of wips holy shit.#everyone go read robin war rn so i can write the fic and it can be appreciated /lh#im having big brain thoughts. it's all coming together.
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i just want to put them in the same room and see what happens
#i think bart would call him a pussy but they would both eventually realize#they have some of the same issues and the self-awareness sucks so bad they never speak again#transmission.png#benny#my fanart#numbuh 52 pickup#or bart humiliates him extensively and it's like that modern episode#where martin was like ''bart you're only nice to me when no one's around. you are worse than a bully. you're a COWARD and a CONFORMIST'#benny is a coward and conformist in some ways but he'd rather die than do most of the stuff bart does in general#though benny def likes fictional pranksters like bart cuz they're not real and they're Sooo Cool#bart can't be an actual rebel right and benny can't fit the prankster boy mold because his heart is too big / he's too emotionally aware#it's like trying to be a professional clown but your makeup sucks really bad and your clown shoes are too small#and everyone's like yeah you did the routine good but your presentation was lacking
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FYI, Poll's favorite Sonic characters are Sonic and Tails, hands down. It thinks Sonic is very cool and that Tails' inventions are awesome.
#It's love of Sonic definitely has nothing to do with the fact they're both blue#definitely not#I am knee deep in this fandom at this point lol.#Poll's favorite characters are Sonic and Tails and yet mine is just. 100% Shadow.#There's more to Poll liking those two but I don't know how to express it correctly?#I think Poll just wishes he had a sibling#(maybe she will one day? I'm still considering it)#not a poll#poll the egg#I watched 52 episodes of Boom in 3 days just to see Shadow show up in 4 scenes#Captain's egg OCs
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// oc picrew. [x]
tagged by; @secondsundering, thank you so much!! tagging; @reaperkiller, @dickytwister, @shellibisshe, @envergothash, @devilbrakers, @ncytiri, @dekariosgale, @calenhads, @velocitic and YOU!
MOISE SHARAF || REUBEN DE LA ROSA || TERESA DE LA ROSA
haven't talked a lot about reuben anymore lately but here's my little boy and his parents :^) reuben was taken in by maelstrom at a young age after an incident at his father's workplace and he loses contact with his parents for years; he's led to believe they wanted him gone and then told they're dead, while his parents also assume he's dead too :( but eventually things get resolved and after reuben leaves maelstrom for good he manages to track down his parents and reunite with them :D
#tag games#picrew games#i couldn't make his parents look older but they're both like. early 50s :^) teresa is 52 (in april 2082) and moise is 49#and reuben is 22 at that time :^) i can't remember if that's around the same time they meet again but it's. somewhere there. probably#was too lazy to draw in reuben's cyberware because he still has the jaw and everything but just use your imagination#he's taken his mother's last name btw because that's a thing his parents wanted when he was younger!!#moise is very involved in some corpo stuff and he didn't want his son to possibly suffer from that if he takes his last name#am i making sense here. i hope i am#dunno who has and has not been tagged yet also sorry i have not been scrolling here as much as i usually do GHDFJHFDJG
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HOLY COW FELLOW B-52S FAN (i love meeting others who like them and most of the ones that i know of im either scared of interacting with or are inactive). if you’re wondering, it is i who submitted those b-52s albums onto the album thingy on tumblr!! not the first two i didn’t know about the account before then, but there’s more to come i also submitted mesopotamia (the one with david byrne) and funplex (their worst album)
OKAY enough talking from me but i’ll quickly ask you this: do you have a favorite member of the b-52s?? genuinely curious because i like finding out the basic shit first (i’m terrible at asking good questions)
hell yeah!!! thanks for messaging :) it's so interesting seeing how many people on tumblr have/haven't listened to them, i feel like they get so little love from new wave lovers even though they are ICONS. mesopotamia and funplex are actually the ones i've listened to the least, i agree that funplex is their worst (unfortunately).
hmmm honestly i don't know enough about each member to choose a favourite (could also be interpreted as i love them all equally lol). but tbh based on vibes alone i'd say fred, his vocals are always so much fun! i also think it's so cool that ricky had his own guitar playing style, and wish there was more info out there on how to replicate it (i also haven't looked very hard). who's your favourite member??
#teehee i have yet to have really immersed myself in any b-52s fanbase discussion#so far it's been me trying to get my bf on board (he thinks they're fun but he wasn't Changed like i was lmfao)#theclocky1#asks
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saw byron lore from the ultmania and I'm not actually mad about it. some spoilers following:
Byron Rosfield and Eugen Havel have an interesting background together. Byron is 56 years old, Havel is 57. The book mentions:
-They have been battle buddies for decades
-Havel and Byron are often bickering, but they trust each other and always have each other's backs
-Year 850 (Byron Age 28, Havel Age 29) Byron meets Havel for the first time at a conference when Elwin and Clive went to survey the mothercrystal at Drake's Fang. The two immediately got into an argument.
-Year 857 (Byron Age 35, Havel Age 36) Worked together to fight for the liberation of Kanver, became battle buddies
-Year 878 (Byron Age 56, Havel Age 57) Fought together again at Randellah
The book does not mention Byron ever marrying anyone, although it does say that Byron made a fortune and pays a lot of taxes (like the good man he is) lol.
#they're just an old man yaoi confirmed at this point#also I had byron at 52 which isn't far off#I'll switch it to 56#and the fact that he truly never married is interesting to me#he gives me those eccentric bachelor vibes who just never married bc they're actually queer#Or just not interested in that#he had Clive and Joshua after all and wasn't under the same kind of pressure to perform his duty to the duchy like elwin#anyway#𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧. byron rosfield
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I do find it funny that based on the few polls I've seen, I'm one of like three people making their Rook over age 40, but I'm also not on the Emmrich train. I dunno just finding it funny that I created a guy practically set up to fuck that old man but I have basically no plan to do that at this point
#also like. he's gone from 47 to 52 to fit in with some stuff i HC for my tabris's parents#love it. absolutely love it.#original posts#dragon age rook#and obviously I'm exaggerating. obviously i know more than three people are making old rooks. and I'm not#saying anything about their tastes or what they're designing. just something i noticed and thought was funny#that I'm making a guy rife for old man yaoi bullshit but I'm probably not doing that
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tommy: john? constantine: mm? tommy: he had your laugh.
the way this almost made me cry just now, like!! the family man looking like john's father (who john resembles) and reminding john of himself, the demon constantine being his own double, the tulpa of the happiest possible version of himself who still turned out to be a raging monster — his scariest enemies keep ending up being versions of him.
his greatest fear is becoming a monster and he keeps coming up against that fear again and again and again. no wonder he avoids his own eyes when he looks in the mirror.
#( ooc. ) OUT OF CIGS.#there's that one new 52 comic where he met an alternate version of himself who was practically the golden boy w/o the og connotations#a version of himself who lived his life beautifully. whose mother lived. whose father was kind. who was still with kit ryan.#and he killed that version of himself in order to return to his own universe#and i can't help but wonder if he would have killed his alternate self anyway. even if it Wasn't necessary to his survival#because as spurrier's run has shown: even the happiest version of himself is a bastard beyond redemption#and that is all john will ever see in himself. someone who blights existence by his very breath#he'll never fully recognize that it is the mistakes he's made in this life that have shaped him into the best possible version of him#warts and all. failures and all. rage and grief and loss and unhealthy coping mechanisms and all.#he'll never understand that his most feared enemies look like him bc they TERRIFY him. not because they're INEVITABLE#he would do ANYTHING to avoid becoming like the family man. like the tulpa. Any. Fucking. Thing.#splits me down the fucking middle knowing he can't see that in himself#anyway it's FINE i'm FINE#( character study. ) A WALKING PLAGUE OF A MAN.#( headcanons. ) I'M JUST LIKE THE BASTARDS I'VE HATED ALL ME LIFE.
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Re: tags on last reblog, HE DID HAHAHAH I KNEW HE WOULDDDDDDD
Literally 52 mins ago 😭 I knew I could count on him to comment on it near instantly
#actually laughing out loud#bcs as i said he would always be like: 'isnt it crazy Kissinger did this and hes still alive and not in jail!?'#so i absolutely knew he would comment on it instantly#my fucking guy 😭 52 mins ago my god#i bet he has an alert abt it#anyways listen to behind the bastards' episodes about Kissinger#they're superrrr interesting and informative#catie.rambling.txt
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Laios Backstory
I've been wanting to compile the comics that talk about Laios backstory for a while, especially after reading the "Laios and Family" extra from the new Adventurer's Bible that re-contextualizes it from Falin's POV.
So I'll be posting and discussing parts from the manga and extras that talk about/show his and Falin's Backstory. Spoilers Ahead.
First, here are their timelines from world guide, its a nice way to situate whats happening and how old they are.
Starting with chapter 52 - Bacon and Eggs, Laios tells his and Falin's story to his party for the first time, after being asked by Senshi why they came to the island.
Laios left the village a year before Falin did. Falin was 9 and Laios was 12, they only met again 9 years later when Laios deserted the army.
"That's why I decided that I would never leave Falin behind again. At least until she finds somebody new that she wants to be with."
Then there's the "Laios and Family" extra from the new adventurer's bible:
I really enjoy the recontextualization from Falin's POV. Especially since we get to understand their parents better.
And Laios finally explains that he left so he could build a better life for them where Falin wouldn't be treated badly. Only to fail and realize she was doing better without him.
They both want what's best for each other but they're too silly.
"I thought if we parted ways at that point, I'd probably never see him again. So I went with him, without thinking about where it would lead."
Going back to Chapter 42 - Nightmare with this context.
You can really tell how he feels like a failure.
Rereading those helped me appreciate the Caravan Extra and Arrival on the island from daydream hour better.
This poor guy failed at everything he had set out to do at this point. And when Falin says "Long time no see, big brother!" she really means it, she hasnt seen a well groomed Laios in almost 10 years.
#dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi spoilers#dungeon meshi manga#daydream hour#backstories#for referencing#adventurers bible#Laios Touden#Falin Touden#touden siblings#Laios Backstory
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Alright, I'm going to try again! This post is over 3 years old and I stopped after about a week, but I think I can do better this time.
I’m trying out Duolinguo for the first time because it would be good and useful to learn French, and a lot of it makes sense but dang, this gendered word stuff is weird. Apparently “pizza” is feminine.
Edit: And croissants are masculine? who decided which words were which??
#and by try again I mean I have a 52 day German streak and only just realized I still have the barely started French lesson on the account#so no reason not to continue that too as long as I'm already there#it may not be the best way to learn but I'm actually doing it! I'm normally super bad at keeping up with things for this long!!#the reason I started German is because I picked up a few words from watching musicals and they're all very dramatic and not useful#so I figure I'd try learning some more everyday words to balance it out#and also hopefully recognize more words in the musicals. which reminds me I still need to watch that vampire one#and they say it's good for the brain to keep learning new stuff especially as you get older!#I like the ß it's a neat shape. I tried writing it out by hand and it's so fun to have learned a new letter#language#and now I know how to say 'Where is the bread? Bread please!'#which is really the most important thing I'd need to know should I ever find myself in Germany#at least‚ judging from how bad they say the bread over here is#one of my father's friends over there said he could live in Canada if it weren't for the bread‚ which is pretty damning
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kuroo texts you at 3:52 am, almost three months after you broke up.
admittedly, you probably should've silenced notifications from him by now, but when you roll over—eyes barely open, a little headache from the light—you know you're much, much too late.
a text, from your ex-boyfriend, the big, blue bubble stretched across your phone.
i just moaned your name during sex.
you blink at the screen.
you what?
moaned your name, he sends. totally ruined the moment.
you look up, and then down, and then up one more time to make sure what you’re looking it is real and not some strange, midnight hallucination before typing again.
you’re fucking with me, right?
dead serious, he replies. worst moment of my life.
you can hear his voice in the text, and if you weren’t so caught up in thinking about the poor girl who probably just had the worst sexual experience of her life, you would laugh.
you need to find a hobby or something, tetsurou. you send. and preferably one that doesn't involve tinder.
i have hobbies!
non-sexual ones?
he types for a while before a short, little totally! pops up on his side of the conversation.
and you hate that this is the part of him that’s most intriguing. the unintentional charm, too weird for his own good part that keeps you texting him at four in the morning.
yeah, you send, quicker than you intended. totally.
and suddenly, you're really considering something you shouldn't. before tonight, you hadn't heard from in a while—at least not enough to be thinking about him. you'd resigned yourself to your little, single life and you figured boyfriends might be more harm than they're worth (at least for a while, anyway), but now you have a new little do you wanna come over? typed out into your messaging app, finger hovering over the send button.
you take a minute, trying to rationalize.
the responsible part of you thinks it's way too late to be asking for anything good. you have class in the morning, and you're all tucked into bed, and bringing him here would really stir up some old feelings you weren't looking to bring back right now.
the other part of you—the more fun of the two, you'll admit—knows that you're thinking about him and he's... definitely thinking of you, so what's the harm in indulging a little bit? maybe nothing would happen anyway and you'd just end up staring at each other for a while, but sitting in your bed alone, staring doesn't sound like the worst thing in the world.
you send the text.
there's radio silence for a moment, and you think you might have just fucked the whole we can be exes and friends! thing up, but after a moment or two, he replies.
really?
and you sigh, don't make me change my mind.
he sends an immediate be there in 10, and you flop yourself back into the pillows.
now, okay, you'd be lying if you said you haven't been in this situation before. you and kuroo have always had a strange habit of—gravitating towards each other, to put it politely. it doesn't matter how many times you guys swear each other off, there's always going to be a party, or a text, or a run-in at the grocery store that brings you together (in more ways than one).
the whole i just moaned your name thing, though, that one's new.
your eyes flicker up to the ceiling, then down to your feet, and then, finally, your phone—the reality of this whole thing sinking in a little.
are you supposed to—shave your legs for this? put on your good pajamas: the ones that ride up a little when you bend over? is that where this is going? you're pretty sure it is, but every time this has happened before, it's been a little more spontaneous than this. right now, you have time to prepare and time to think, which you're now realizing is something you really did not want.
you sit there for a minute, coming to the conclusion that this is kuroo. you dated for two years, and you shared a bed at night for more of that time than you'd care to admit, so what does it matter how prepared you are?
you hear a key turn in the front door (the one from under the mat; you took away his actual key you think) and, all of a sudden, you're kind of nervous.
you haven't felt this way in a while, especially when it comes to him. you think you might hate it.
nevertheless, your feet hit the floor and you let yourself pad your way into the entryway, just in time to see someone sliding his shoes into the gap between the doorway and the wall.
you flick the light on, and he jumps a little.
a beat of silence, and then, "hi."
that's all you can come up with right now, truly, and you blame half of it on the time and the other half on the fact that kuroo looks like that.
he's always been pretty, no doubt about that, but right now he looks a little beat up in a way that you have to admit you're kind of into.
his hair's messed up: half of it shifted more left than right, with a little curl to it that he doesn't normally have. his cheeks are red, and he's a sort of out of breath and—did he run here?
"hi," he says, smiling, heaving out a breath.
(oh, he totally did. maybe you're a little more alluring than you thought).
you chuckle out one more, final hi, before he steps towards you.
he smells good—not that that's something you focus on, obviously—but he's still wearing that cologne you bought him last christmas and there's a little tinge of sweat to him that suits him so much better than you'd think.
he has a t-shirt on—one you got from a concert a couple years ago; you can't remember exactly when anymore, but it's clear that the thing has gotten its wear. the hole in the left shoulder is glaring at you from here and you kind of want to poke it.
"i have your key, by the way," he says then, dangling the little thing between his fingers. "did you ask for it back?"
oops.
"i—meant to." you snatch it from him, tossing it onto one of the side tables. "definitely meant to."
his hand lingers there for a second, a big, toothy smile spread across his face. "oh, sure you did."
and you eye him, a short what's that supposed to mean? rolling out of your lips.
he shakes his head, moving closer again—so much so that you can feel the cast of his breath along your cheeks.
"you still like me," he says, and you swear you can see his vocal cords bob in his throat.
"pardon?"
"you think i'm fun—and endearing, and still worthy of a house key."
"i think you're nuts." you say, fluttering your lashes a little. "and really not in the position to be making these accusations."
"you really think so?" he leans in one more time, close enough that his lips brush that arch between your jaw and your neck. "go ahead—tell me all about how crazy i am."
you feel something inside you quiver.
this right here, this is the whole game between the two of you. some sick little cat-and-mouse thing that always leads to something that you regret in the morning and—inevitably—repeat next week.
truthfully, though, you're getting kind of sick of fighting it.
"god, i can't stand you." you back away, edging towards the hallway that leads to your room. "are you coming with me or what?"
and he grins, because of course he is.
reblogs are appreciated! ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡
#hq x reader#kuroo x reader#kuroo tetsurou x reader#haikyuu x reader#kuroo x you#haikyuu#hq!!#if u recognize this one no you don't#hiiii
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⚔️ MWII (2022) Character Ages (as of 2022) ⚔️
I was on a character age brainrot back in January and now It's back because of @angelsarewatching so I'm gonna go ahead and post this on Tumblr. Tell me what you think tho and discussions are open!
🐑 Gen. Shepherd - Around late 50s, Pushing 64. I searched it up and apparently, the mandatory retirement age for all general officers is 62, in some cases 64. But if he got into the recommendation list after Brigadier General (O-7), it's allowed to be more than 62. He's a Lt. Gen, so that's O-9. Also, Glenn Morshower (Shepherd's actor) is 64 so let's go with that.
🧠 Laswell - 47-ish. At MOST 55. (Rya Khilstedt is 52. AMAZING BEAUTIFUL SHOW -STOPPING)
🚁 Nikolai - 45 as well. I would go with 48 though.
🪦 Graves - 40. He gives Texan cowboy energy. I just know he's an old dude and is actually older than the rest of the gang.
🛖 Alejandro and 🦂 Valeria - 37. Maybe 38. I don't know at what age someone could make the rank Colonel 'cause that's quite high up the ladder. (They might as well be older than Price. Shit, they might be 40.)
🚬 Price - 37 (Canon) c. 1985.
🐎Rudy - 36. He's been close with Alejandro for 20 years now. Assuming they're bestest of friends and knew each other even before military, Rudy would be around 36/37 as well.
💀 Ghost - 35 or lower. As far as I know, lieutenants are usually young, unless he enlists first before a few years later he went to the Royal Military Academy Sandhurst (RMAS). OR. His preference and efficiency of working alone are far better for use on the battlefield. The higher you are in the ranks, the more soldiers you are responsible for. So the higher-ups might purposefully don't promote him (and he prefers and agrees to it as well) so that he can continue working alone rather than leading a squad. He surely can lead a team, but he's better at doing shit alone. Crazy theory but hey, it's fiction.
🦿Alex - 35 (Alex was a Delta Force until 2013. Assuming he's around 26 when he finally goes to the CIA, that means he's around 32yo in 2019 and 35yo in 2022)'
🔭 Hadir - 33/34 (Canon) 1986/1987. I’m choosing 34 tho since in the ‘Hometown’ mission he was almost a teenager.
☀️ Farah - 30 (Canon) January 12th 1990.
🧢 Gaz - 26 (Canon). The bio says he enlisted in the British Army in 2014. Assuming Gaz finished high school first, he must���ve enlisted when he was 18yo. That means he was 23yo in MW19 and 26yo in MW22.��
🧼 Soap - 26 (Canon). He’s canonically the youngest one in Task Force 141. The bio mentioned that his cousin is in SAS and he often time visits the base. Setting aside the fact that the cousin brought a fucking kid to a top-secret base, lil’ Johnny must’ve been like “I DON’T WANNA GO TO SCHOOL I WANT TO BE AN SAS SOLDIER” and he canonically LIED about his age. Apparently, he went in when he was 16 but got caught several times, until finally when he was 18 he got in.
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That's it folks! Tell me what you think (。・∀・)ノ゙
#call of duty#call of duty modern warfare#cod mw#cod#cod mw22#call of duty modern warfare 2022#general shepherd#kate laswell#call of duty nikolai#cod nikolai#phillip graves#alejandro vargas#valeria garza#captain price#rodolfo parra#simon ghost riley#alex keller#alex echo 3 1#hadir karim#farah karim#kyle gaz garrick#johnny soap mactavish#headcanon#call of duty hc#task force 141#shadow company
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So @ranharuchiyo on twitter who actually knows Japanese has been translating the chalk images properly! I won't post their exact translations since they belong to them (and you guys should go check them out) but in summary
Ran moves close to people when he talks, he is short sighted.
Kakucho is a prodigy in fighting, he can fight against Mikey and Taiju. He's also Yamagishi's favourite.
Takemichi makes eye contact with Mikey a lot and has a far away look like he's lived his life twice. It makes Yamagishi irritated.
Rindou drinks in the park, then with the homeless, then with people in a betting office and then again at a night club. (How much does he drink????)
Shion gets stomach sickness a lot
Izana considers his tenjiku members to be slaves
Sanzu is banned from meetings constantly for bad behaviour. He meets up with Mucho a lot. (I'm so glad they're still close!!!)
Mucho is the most personable person
Mochi likes yukimi daifuku (looks like some kind of mochi ice cream thing???)
Mikey said he only lost one fight once, to a guy with a regent head.
Draken fights with Hanma once a week, so far there has been 52 fights with 48 victories.
Baji talks to Chifuyu about Ryusei a lot, they say he was flirtatious and a jerk.
Chifuyu is close with Takemichi despite them not being in the same division.
Yamagishi remarked to Mitsuya that he "gets along with everyone" and Mitsuya replied "except you" which made Yamagishi make the wolf in sheeps clothing remark.
Hakkai frequently gets into fist fights with Taiju
Pah chin is close friends with Osanai, who's also in toman!
Peh yan has an alliance with Senju and Kazutora to win over Mikey. Senju is the only one who takes it seriously.
Smiley dyed his hair from apricot to a different shade or orange and then got mad when no one noticed.
(They've left it here for now but if they come back and do the others I'll update it)
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Salauddin screaming and THROWING UP because Princess reader won't stop picking up stray animals from outside and bringing them into her bedroom because "it's too hot for them outside ;( " "you said my room was the coolest soo..."
on the contrary, Salauddin himself is an animal lover. They're Allah's creations that cannot speak, that cannot ask for help, they're just vulnerable. He cares for his horses very greatly, no expenses are spared for the their stables, their caretakers and the best medicine from around the world. The pain of thirst, its one of the worst ways to dies, so Salauddin makes sure no one in his kingdom ever goes to sleep hungry or thirsty, humans or animals. He's had special water systems and pots designed practically everywhere in Egypt so birds and dogs and other animals get to drink their fill.
BUT as much as Salauddin cares for animals, he doesnt... exactly appreciate his palace turning into a zoo because of all the animals you keep bringing in. Its kinda his fault really. All Salauddin did was get a pretty white kitten that had blue eyes- it was so cute, so he gifted it to you. When you asked him why, he couldnt say that its because the cute kitten reminded him of you. So he said that it was too hot outside for small animals like Fatima (as you had named her) and he saw the realisation dawn in your eyes as you looked out at the pyramids, nodding your head along.
Salauddin sighed in irritation as he felt something furry rubbing against his legs. He looked down under his desk to see a black kitten with green eyes- Bilal. You took him in and said "but Salauddin! Fatima is all alone and she needs a playmate! Besides, Bilal is bullied by the street kids cause he's black and they think that he was a jinn!" You used such excuses to adopt 3 more cats (Mustafa, Haider, Zahra) and now you spend dressing them in cute hijabs- yes even the males.
He picked up the black cat and tickled his chin as he began making his way towards your- or what used to be your room. On his way, he passed by servants chasing after your chickens- Emir, Ahmed and Riyaan.
The doors opened as he entered, the room was in complete chaos. Feathers were falling down as birds flew around the room with the maids hot on their tails. Your cats were resting in one corner with your dogs- Shams and Talia standing guard over them. And you? You were in the center of all this chaos, sitting on the ground with a pet sheep- Mihirmah in your arms as you sheared it carefully. You had found her last night on your way home, not even bothering to ask if you could keep her along with your rest of the petting zoo.
Then again, why would his wife need to ask him? Whats his, is yours.
He walked over and sat down beside you and you finally looked up.
"I found Bilal." He stated, petting the kitten that nuzzled his face against him. You smiled sweetly at him. "Thank you! I was so busy with Mihirmah, I didnt realise he had left. I think he escaped when they took the chicks out for a walk."
He hummed before nodding his head at the sheep. "And how many that makes it now?"
"One." "Y/n." He deadpanned. "Well, one sheep. In total, 52 animals."
"Y/n." He looked at you in disbelief. "How- what- it was 45 last week." You looked at him sheepishly. "Well... its not my fault, really. You see- um, well you know how we thought Shams and Talia were just siblings? I think they were confused and um, Talia just gave birth to 6 pups." You avoided his eyes as he stared at you.
"Y/n-"
"I am not getting rid of them, Salauddin." You warned him, petting the sheep in your arms. "They need us to care for their babies! They're new parents!"
"Y/n-"
"Yes, Yusuf?" You used his name, batting your lashes at him. You know how to get to him.
Ya hayati. (My life)
He sighed, petting Bilal in his hands. "I'm going to put Bilal down for a nap."
"Yeah! Just put him with his siblings-" "No. I'm going to separate him and his brothers. They will not be giving babies to their sisters." Salauddin grumbled as you pouted and muttered about how cute new kittens are.
Maybe he can give you a litter of your own to keep you preoccupied. (Not because he likes you or anything- he just doesnt want you to fill his palace with more animals.)
Despite what Salauddin says, he still remembers each name of all your pets. All of them. He also talks to the cats, especially to Bilal about how he needs to behave for him mama and protect her and stuff.
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