#OOOH wait

[necrotic-nephilim]

https://www.tumblr.com/necrotic-nephilim/763098417058775040/no-thoughts-only-jaytim-fucking-in-titans-tower?source=share

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https://www.tumblr.com/necrotic-nephilim/760168597014413312/bftc-jaytim-fuck-nasty-in-their-batman-suits?source=share

every time these 2 are left alone to fit it ends like this❤️

it ABSOLUTELY does. i love that i have gotten to write a BftC fic and a Titans Tower fic that is just. JayTim fucking nasty. i think these two should end every fistfight with them having sex in increasingly risky places. it's the only way they should resolve their fights from now on, ty for coming to my tedtalk.

[bell-swamp-fitzjames]

Me at myself as I realize I might have to actually kill ppl in the werewolf fic like 😔 girl ur the one writing it. Alas who’s gonna get it?

[ghost-hours]

In terms of like. Existing and mass manufacturable shapes, I'd like to admit long ziti as a contender

curious to hear y'all's suggestions for the worst possible pasta shape

(Assume that "pasta" needs to be made of sheets or strands of dough with enough surface area relative to thickness so that they can be cooked.)

[giselberts]

my brainworms are so messed up im thinking about resident evil and enderal at the same time 😭😭 i wanna put calia in racoon city. she could handle it trust me

[sunderwight]

Bingqiu AU where Luo Binghe's the chosen village sacrifice to the evil deity who lives up the mountain.

Normally the village sends maidens, but they've more or less run out of expendable girls of the right age and, ahem, "virtues". So of course Luo Binghe's early life bad luck kicks in. In the wake of his mother's death there's no one to really care about what happens to him, he's fairly pretty, and the village leaders decide that if they dress him up like a girl the teenaged homeless kid should pass well enough. And hey, y'know, he's probably got a hard life ahead for him anyway -- dying in a brothel of some venereal disease or on the streets of exposure or starvation. At least as a sacrifice, everyone else gets to benefit from his loss! And the kid will get added to a shrine and be remembered as a hero! If anything, he should be happy about this!

Binghe is not happy about this.

But he's also a skinny underfed nobody who is easily overpowered, dressed up like a bride, and tied to a post. So. Not much he can do but wait for the evil deity to come and do whatever horrible thing he's gonna do to him.

Meanwhile, Shen Yuan is pretty sure he's been isekai'd into the over-powered hero of some kind of supernatural adventure story? He's not totally sure because he doesn't recognize the setting, but the signs are there. He's got a shrine-like base of operations (though it seems to have become corrupted/ruined, probably he has to restore it somehow), he has a very resilient and handsome new body with spiritual energy of some kind flowing through him, and a very clearly magical sword. Plus lots of neat starter powers! Though it feels like he has other abilities that have been blocked somehow? Probably he has to level up in order to access them.

When he treks out of his "base" and finds what seems to be a distressed maiden, he takes it for his beginner hero mission. The girl claims that she's been doomed to be sacrificed to an evil god. That sounds a little above Shen Yuan's pay grade for dealing with, so he unties her and decides that they had better just get out of the whole region altogether. He already packed up anything useful from his base, anticipating he might get caught up in an adventure once he left, so they follow the river away from the settlement until they reach another one.

While they travel, Luo Binghe tells Shen Yuan about the cursed deity, Shen Qingqiu, who was cast out of the heavens for slaughtering one of his brethren and has apparently being do-who-knows what to maidens from the local village in exchange for his "protection" ever since. Sounds like a real asshole! And also mid-level boss type bad guy at least. Shen Yuan hopes he doesn't have to fight him, but he probably will.

Thank goodness he found Binghe, though! Clearly the helpful little sister type! He's definitely going to require her assistance if he's going to figure out how to navigate this world and level up his skills enough to take on a god.

[introspectivememories]

[animatedjen]

Jedi Knight Bode Akuna | Jedi Survivor (mod)

[maybmila]

YOU

INFO DUMP ABT YOUR AU WITH BAAL AND GOAT NOW THAT IS AN ORDER (/j but if you want to,, pls,,, 🥹)

ON MY HANDS AND KNEES IM SO INVESTED WHEN I LAYED EYES ON THE SWEET BBY BOY

OK OK I WILL JUST FOR U

For now,

I'll let you know that the fabled fight for Godhood went a little differently than in lambs universe, and Baal never forgave himself 🥰

[maburito]

What???!

WHAT???

[vvickydisc]

i remember in an earlier post you mentioned you think the ringleader characters have their own little gimmick (caine with all seeing eyes and jax iirc a bunch of hands/arms?) so i was wondering if gangle has her own little gimmick in the entangled au ? :)

ah!! ive been tinkering with my entangled au (rewriting parts and adding the new cast, etc.) and i imagine like.. a silly dating filter only she can see which isn't the same gimmick but it counts... kinda....

[crumbsispoggers]

Some art of the mother spore from the DDVAU! I love mother spore designs and have actually done too many to count myself, so yeah! the comic is great check it out!!!!!!

DDVAU is an au made by @kitsuneisi and @xmaruu11 , check them out! they have cool art!

[puddii-ng]

long time no shumika doodles… 😊

[covertblizzard]

jaykyle au where they're theatre kids in the same school but they're not the actors jason's the scriptwriter/director and kyle is the prop manager (i don't know the official terms sorry) and they'd probably do an amazing job on the backstage setting if they could stop arguing for 5 whole seconds about their artistic visions and ideas and how "this would obviously work better this way"

[tj-crochets]

So I make no promises given my everything, but does anyone have any holiday and/or winter-related plushies they'd like to see me make? editing to add: this migraine is eating my words a bit so if I reply to your comments and my reply doesn't quite make sense please feel free to ask clarifying questions I will not be offended I just have some words missing at the moment and some are harder to work around than others. It's not you it's me lol

[secretly-a-trekkie]

lol i think it is kinda funny how often we take our favorite overworked little guy (gender neutral ) and just go oh yeah he (gender neutral) hasn't slept in a month and his blood is now coffee and redbull but said guy (gender neutral) is just functioning mostly normally but with no filter