#or sorta? cause hell?

[chaoticace2005]

Alastor: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal.’ You don’t know that! Have you ever seen me die? No. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

[rexscanonwife]

Concept sketch of my new JJBA self insert and her stand, BellaDonna (who will eventually be known as Madonna). Inspired by the song 'Like a Prayer' by...well, Madonna! @sapphire-heart-tippy

(lore dump under the cut, TW for mentions of animal injury and religious trauma)

My self insert (who will also go by Jane) grew up in a deeply religious family and tried to be a good jehovah's witness child that made her parents proud.

One day, she comes up with the power to heal various injuries and ailments, almost to the point of being able to revive the dead. She figures she's given this power by the lord himself and vows to do good with it, but when she's found using them to heal a bird that had been wounded by a cat, her mother falls into hysterics thinking that she MUST be possessed by the devil to have such abilities.

She's punished and shunned by her community while her mother prays for a cure and though she tries to repent her power doesn't seem to go away, so eventually her mother snaps and drags her into the wilderness and attempts to throw her to the bottom of an old well.

Her Stand, which had previously not manifested physically, appears then to cushion her fall and eventually she manages to pull herself out of the well with her Stand's help, who she now believes to be a guardian angel. But not wanting to return home, she runs away to face the world alone, growing jaded and bitter over time. She loses all of her faith, and the power to heal inverts itself, becoming a sort of poison. Something that LEECHES life, rather than heal it.

When she's an adult (my age irl so 25 I guess) she's made her way by becomes a bounty hunter/assassin using her Stand and eventually catches the attention of Dio. Who takes her in and explains to her what her Stand REALLY is, promising to teach her how to properly wield those powers if she agrees to serve him. She reluctantly takes his offer, but starts to see him as a familial figure, since no one else had ever tried to nurture or even accept her gift. Dio is the one who giver her Stand the name BellaDonna, after the deadly plant!

[demonbloodenthusiast]

91w deancas is so delusional cause they been making heart eyes at each other since day fucking one, calling the other sweatheart, thinking of kissing the other innocently just for the sake of the other being kissed, because they deserve that softness in the midst of all the chaos around them and the minute they actually get to it (motherfucking 200 pages in mind you) they try so hard to revert it back into something purely phisical with no emotions involved AND THEY KNOW THAT IT'S MORE BUT IF THEY BOTTLE IT UP AND IGNORE IT THEN ALL THE REVERENCE OF MOST OF THEIR LOOKS AND TOUCHES WILL JUST DISAPPEAR which is the epitome of the dilusional repressed gay way of doing anything

[chaotic-average-child]

getting back on my drawing slowly but surely ^^ here's an aleena

[pacmanthepeach]

Just watched the trailer for the borderlands movie. In related news. killing myself

[sweet-as-kiwis]

I PASSED ACCOUNTING LETS GO!!!!!

[cherry-shipping]

one of the (admittedly many) reasons i love love love LOVE my uf and ht self inserts i think is because all the shit i hate about myself is amplified with them and i LOVE them for it. theyre weird gross perverted overbearing annoying creeps who nobody really feels comfortable around. and its the BEST!!!!!!!!! like yeah they suck shit. they dont know anything and theyre genuinely disturbing and disgusting people. arent they just the BEST

[trollbreak]

I may be a little obsessed with my weird not-quite-that-thing plushies but um. In my defense- *starts running*

[bipherpol]

Luffy would realize Lucci is his brother and go "He has a hat AND he tried to kill me when we first met, just like Ace and Sabo! I should've figured it out ages ago!"

Lucci strongly reconsiders his attachment to top hats right there.

Also do you think Kaku would send Luffy a letter from W7, welcoming him to the family, because he's no longer the youngest and this is cause for great joy?

lucci is just. regretting all of his life choices at the moment. starting with top hats and ending with finding out he's related to luffy.

kaku absolutely sends a letter because he is delighted to find out he has a younger sibling now.

(lucci, in the background: that's not how this works??? everyone else: do we care?)

(side note: does this mean that cp9 is also adopted by sabo, ace and the straw hats? also please imagine that and then cp9 finding out who ace's biological dad is and lucci just having a long moment of "oh my fucking god what is with this fucking family")

[dutybcrne]

Smth smth, Khaenriahns having similar thing to the Ackermans in AoT

[doodlebeeberry]

No suitcase?

[sonic-adventure-3]

oh shit i got a wii to hdmi adapter and it completely solves the issue i was having of the screen cutting out when i was using component. um. i wasn’t expecting that. should i actually play wii games on the wii…? they cost money though.

[sharkieboi]

it’s kinda morbidly funny to me that every time my old boss posts a picture featuring a staff member it’s a completely new one me and the people I used to work with under her have all never met 💀 really showing the turnover rate

[arundolyn]

still eternally funny to me how cerebella, who, for all intents and purposes, is literally a professional fucking Clown. gets mad when you call her a clown. like girl even if it's a mafia front you work for the CIRCUS. you literally look like a sexy court jester who just so happens to also shake people down for The Mafia. you are the clowngirl ever

[seilon]

so the antihistamine i took yesterday was not an antihistamine but, in fact, off-brand paxil from mexico. so. that explains a lot