#or really tall kinda curvy ones

[quackurucho]

hypothetically. what if we started incorporating horns wings and/or dragon tails into qcharlie’s design to show him morphing into an egg but getting side effects from doing so and him partially becoming a dragon himself and suffering because of it, him suffering trying to find meaning once again

[dolliestfairy]

𝐿𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑢𝑐𝑘 𝑎𝑡 𝑠𝑢𝑐ℎ 𝑎 𝐵𝑒𝑎𝑢𝑡𝑖𝑓𝑢𝑙 𝑀𝑎𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑛 ཐིiཋྀ ་ ݁٬ ࣪ ،

billy loomis, stu macher, carrie white, and jennifer check falling in love with beautiful!fem!reader ཐི (❁ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ཋྀ

when i said beautiful!fem!reader, i really do meant it. it was you. this time i didnt tell what your size is. skinny, chubby, curvy, whatever, you're beautiful. and yes, reader skin color is not announced.

♫ Warning : mentions of killing in public, bullying, massacre, jennifer think of you as a rival (at first) and maybe some misspelled word, pet names (Muffin, Moon Of My Life, Sweet Cheeks) lmk if i miss anything.

☾ Billy loomis

• first time he had laid his eyes on you he cant help but falling in love immediately.

• how could he not?! you're just so ethereal and beautiful.. too beautiful for this messed up world.

• he really adore the shape of your body. he does not care what your size or what your skin color is. small, medium, large, extra large, white, black, he doesnt care. he still love you.

• if someone talks bad about you, you best believe they're gonna be the next victim and they're gonna popped out in the news all over the town one week later.

• he also have a petname for you. he sometimes called you "Muffin" but if he's really in the mood or if he's just like being a gentleman for absolute no reason, he's gonna call you "Moon of my Life".

• really adores you. and always determined to keep you as his and his alone. he doesnt like sharing. so this man is kinda possessive over you.

• i mean he doesnt want to lose the Moon of his life so he had to keep you safe. if theres someone that have a plan to keep you away from him, they're gonna be dead in a second, it doesnt matter if he had to killed them in public where everyone could watch him with bare eyes, he's gonna show them what he would and can do if someone dared to take away the Moon of his Life.

☾ Stu Macher

• meet you at a party, in his house, periodt. he was chillin and drunk with his friend on a couch until his eyes snap at one of the gorgeous lady he'd ever seen which is you.

• he fell in love much faster than his buddies, and when fell, he fell HARD. so the second he sees you, he get his ass up the couch and immediately walking towards you, and what you gonna see is that you gonna see some lanky and tall man walking towards you with unconscious face while complimenting you.

• you think he's just drunk so you wouldnt mind him.

• but oh.. you were wrong. the morning where the party was over and he was all sleeping in the couch, after we woke up he kinda blank off a bit, and he sees the mess in his house from the night party. but the second he remembered the party he also remember you, the lovely lady he was compliment on.

• he suddenly feel his cheeks hotter while imagining about you, he can feel his heart fluttering as well so he want to see you again.

• luckily for him, you were actually in the same school with him. and you are practically a new kid.

• he's determined to be your first friend in this school, so he just go straight to you and introduce himself with his goofy attitude.

• he also apologize about the night party about him being so unconscious but he assure you that he can still remember you so thats why he's really determined to have you.

• it didnt take long for him to confess his feelings for you.

• he's over the moon when you accept him. he felt like he was the luckiest guy in the world.

• he promise you and the stars that he would keep you safe and comfortable around him, he would never let anything hurt you. and if it does, then they have to face the horrifying side about Stu Macher.

• and i'm telling you, it is not pleasureable to see it.

☾ Carrie white

• first she met you at the bathroom she thinks she's gonna get bullied from you, but instead, you were asking is she was okay. in which she nodd.

• she sees you walk out of the bathroom after asking her. she cant help but have some weird feelings about you.

• she never see anyone would ask her if she was okay, well not anyone as beautiful as you. so you can say that this girl was confused yet shock by your questioning.

• her romantic feelings start when she was bullied by some cheerleader group. she witnessing the fact that you were protecting her, stood up for her.

• after the bullies left, she look at you and ask why you were helping her in which you replied "do i really need a reason to help innocent people?"

• you were special, says carrie to herself, she cant believe someone as pretty as you would want to protect her from the bullies alone.

• later on at the prom she notice that you were not there at the prom.

• and when the prom hell incident is happening, and after she murder everyone including her mother, her first instinct was to find you.

• she quickly discovered where you live, she knock the bell at your door house and when you open it, you were getting a sudden hug from a crying carrie.

• you notice her bloody appereance so you take her inside and cleaning her. she hug you one more time before going to bed and say "i wouldnt forgive myself if i lose you."

• and you know she really mean it.

☾ Jennifer Check

• first time she met you, she thinks you're gonna be her rival because the amount of beauty you had in you.

• she cant help but feel a little bit of envy at that time (although she would rather die than admitting the fact that she was envy).

• so thats why at first she seems like she dislike you and she does. you at that time notice her disliking towards you so you ask about it to her.

• she just said to you that it doesnt matter and its not important to talk about.

• but her disliking towards you are kind of reduce after you try to explain to her gently that you dont have any bad intention about being her rival or enemy.

• you ask her if you both can be friends in which she rolled her eyes and say "yeah, whatever."

• and after being friends with you, she then know what kind of girl you are and thats where the romantic feelings start appearing.

• she sees your good heart and your strong willing along with your beautiful appereance, and that is making her love you even more.

• until at that time she ask you to go a Mall to shop clothes and stuff, and when you guys on a restaurant, she ask you out on a date

• and this lady was so happy when you accept it. she plans the most beautiful date she could ever imagine in her head.

• and it was going on perfectly. and at that time also she grab your palm hand and said "i really love to have you, sweet cheeks." while smiling at you.

• but one thing is that, she also kind of worry about the fact that she was a succubus. so thats why she tried to play her role as smooth as possible. she needs you to trust her enough that you will be loyal even if you find out that she eats Mankind.

• but overall, beside the bad side of her, she really does love you.

[huboi]

mistletoe

[kaeya, diluc, childe x gn reader]

╰┈➤ includes; various types of kisses, EXTREME fluff, kinda suggestive ig

╰┈➤ this content is rated 16+ for the suggestive content, please refrain from reading if under 16

╰┈➤ merry Christmas/happy holidays everyone! thanks so much for 900+ followers too <3

for kaeya, Christmas is a really special occasion, mainly cause during Christmas diluc is actually nice to him and invites him over to the dawn winery for Christmas dinner

and that hasn’t changed just cause he’s dating you, diluc doesn’t mind inviting you too, as long as you guys don’t act too lovey dovey around him

when at the dawn winery, adelinde cooks so much food, and all of it is the best thing that has ever existed

when you and kaeya were about to leave, the sneaky bastard held up a mistletoe over your heads

he gives you a shit eating smirk before placing his lips over yours, giving you a chaste yet sweet kiss

when you guys separated, you were shocked that he didn’t go all out

“I’m not going all out since diluc’s here, and I can just about wait till we get back home for some more fun~” he cood, lightly tapping you on the butt as you hid your face into his chest so he couldn’t see your flustered expression

safe to say the morning after, you couldn’t walk at all :)

he doesn’t mind Christmas, the only problem is he’s busier than ever since there’s quite a lot of work to do before he spends the holiday with you

he doesn’t like it, but it’s what needs to be done

one day when he came back home and was greeted by your embrace, he looked up since he noticed something green on the entrance of the house, only to roll his eyes in realisation

“did you put that there?” he queried, with a small grin on his face, he was shocked but not surprised since you tend to do this every. single. year, it’s like a tradition of yours at this point

“maybe, who knows? it could’ve been adelinde” you simply shrugged, placing your hands around dilucs neck and lightly swaying

sighing in response, he leant in for the kiss, only to be responded by your lips unexpectedly crashing against his, biting his lip, making him flinch so that you could explore his mouth with your tongue

he let out a muffled groan in response, large calloused hands wrapping around your waist

you jumped up into his embrace, wrapping your legs tightly against his slutty slim waist, diluc helping by holding onto your butt

next morning the bed was ‘surprisingly’ broken, a disappointed adelinde with her arms crossed against her chest, you and diluc covered in scratch and bite marks

if possible, every year he heads back to snezhnaya to visit his family and spend the holidays there

this year he had time off luckily, and so he also brought you

this is the first time you’ve seen his family, yes you’ve heard of them all from ajax, especially of teucer, but you’re still very nervous about meeting them, especially his mother

when you arrived at the door, you were sweating buckets, ajax simply held your gloves hand into his larger hand that was bare since he’s so used to this weather

first thing that happens is teucer screams that you two have to kiss since you’re both standing underneath the mistletoe

ajax obviously acts first, giving you a small kiss on the lips before rushing towards teucer and spinning him around before embracing him into a tight bear hug

yes, he brought so many presents for everyone, he even brought some that are for you (the rest are back in liyue, where you originally reside)

his mother was so nice to you, giving you a nice big hug as soon as she saw you, and calling you beautiful/handsome etc.

she’s surprisingly tall, obviously ginger, and has quite a curvy chubby body, she’s berry huggable and so sweet

despite her adorable appearance, her face seems quite intimidating at first glance, but she’s the sweetest lady you have ever met

you, ajax, and the rest of the family had such fun at the dinner table and playing all sorts of games before you had to go to sleep due to the fact that you were both heading back the day after

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[mothinabottle]

Hey hey I don't know if I've asked you this already (if I have I'm so sorry I have the memory of a goldfish that embodies an orange cat ^^")

But

I'm planning on making my dol pcs in the Sims4 and I was wondering if it'd be alright if I did the same with yours? I wanna have my friends dol pcs live under a roof (and see what chaos will ensure and post about it xD) once I've set my computer back up and done all the updates...there are so MANY updates ;-;

I understand if that's not alright with you though ^^

Dearest, it is more than alright! In fact, I am really flattered that you'd like to recreate them in the Sims 💙

Pls do tag me whenever these little demons do stupid shit, because I know they will.

Did a small relationship chart with the final school uniform designs to guide u a little.

Resumed description of each PC below

Hana is quite easy. She/them is obsessed with having a perfect academic record and is the most prideful person you'll ever encounter. No one can be better than her at school or she will lose her mind.

Partygoer, academic genius, socially dumb, can barely boil water and usually stresses herself to the point of fainting and bleeding. Prefers to talk things out. Smokes a lot, drinks a lot

Neat room, everything organized except from the amount of papers scattered around. Likes to show off trophies and medals. Tons of band posters. Her electric guitar is her most prized posession. Voice has an incredible range and is very powerful, thus a great singer

Hana crossdresses a lot to go out and such. Only wears female clothing at school. Extremely tall (1.95 cm). Doesn't know what to do with her life

Masculine body, fit but max ass. It's difficult to describe her, but some drawings give a hint of her body type

Kari is tricky. Really violent. Anger issues. Fights a lot. Scars on her arms which she covers wirh her clothes. Manipulative, really easy to anger. Cannot draw for shit. Prefers having short hair but is scared of being seen as less feminine.

Overdoses on pills regularly. Sexual things are a sensitive topic, but isn't above using her body to get what she wants. Really small (1.47cm). Does her best to be seen as an angel, has a meltdown if sometimes makes her realize she is less than pure.

Room looks like an elegant room of a hotel. Extremely fancy with expensive stuff, but it looks so soulless it hurts.

Really curvy body. Max tits and ass. You get what I am saying

You can make her chubby, though. She would be happier if she was chubby like when she was a child. Only thin because fear of not being seen as conventionally attractive.

May is the trickiest. Since she is "dead", most things are left up to how you want her to be.

Important stuff would be:

-Very meek,

-Loves space and anything related to it. Best subject used to be Science

-Very kind. Selfless to the point of being an imbecile.

-Loves nature and is a huge dreamer.

- Hobby is knitting and watching movies.

-Unlike the first two, she always dreamed of having a family. Doesn't matter if big or small.

That would be all to kinda build sims for them. You can DM me if you have any doubts!

Thank you for this opportunity, teademoness, dear! 💙💙

[snarky-art]

I swear I dont wanna be mean but why does everyone keep making stella fat. Why is it that the most attractive character, whom everyone finds beautiful inside the show, is the one who is always turned fat. Like... No one would find her attractive if her canon design was like that. I promise im not being mean but I feel like the artists are always projecting themselves onto Stella and wanting to be loved like she is, cause usually the ones making her fat are fat too, like I saw your selfies and you're a bit curvy. I promise im not being mean im just curious.

For starters, send me more fat Stella’s if you can I haven’t seen that many made and would love to see more varied takes on her appearances in redesigns.

Secondly, I made her fat because I think it’s nice to have the character that’s canonically considered to be the most beautiful girl in all of magix, a fashion icon in the magical dimension, a very celebrated trendsetter, be something other than the stereotypical concept of socially acceptable fashion tropes. She isn’t an hourglass, she has cellulite and stretch marks, she’s super pear shaped, and that can be and should be considered something to be normal, since they are, and shouldn’t be seen as things that need to be hidden. Having that put on a loud and proud fashion girly seems good imo and it can only really contribute to good stuff for body image stuff and representation. I did it so people like you could reconsider that beauty is something that comes in multiple forms and shouldn’t have to fit one type of standard. If we wanna get super technical too those standards also very from culture to culture and I image that’s extended even further in Winx club.

The girls are all aliens from different worlds. There’s bug people. There’s a lady in the miss magix episode that has tentacle hair, a blue body, and tentacle hands and feet. I highly doubt beauty standards in canon would be the same as what you’re saying, ie that no one would consider her beautiful. As if people who look like her irl also would inherently be considered not beautiful too. I know lots of people who have people that think they’re the hottest thing ever and they have all sorts of different body types and traits. Lets just call it realism lol

I’m not really projecting any of my physical stuff on her also, outside of I guess stretch marks and cellulite?? But I put those on other characters too so I don’t really think that holds up. I actually put my old body type on Flora since she’s my favorite, but now I’m way more midsized, like a slightly thinner Bloom from my stuff (love this unit of measurement gonna start using the gorls as a reference point for my appearance going forward lol). I’ve always had the “socially acceptable” fat type of body, ie hourglass with even proportions and a super snatched waist. I just think it’s tired and trite to constantly reenforce the idea that “the hot fashion one” needs to be tall and thin all the time, and if she is made fatter, that she needs to look like I did ie not much of a tummy with super equal proportions, big boobs, and a big ass.

Kinda related to that also, I made a post about a lot of character design “rules” too that I think are kinda outdated and annoying, at least to me, since I’ve seen them a million times. We all have. So I decided to do something different that I think would be good for normalizing traits outside of what we consider typically acceptable for that kind of character.

I’m already very loved also and don’t need to project anything on Stella lmaooo

I got multiple partners, great friends, do modeling, and am slaying with my own fashion and appearance stuff outside of that too. That’s all independent of whatever I’m doing with her physical body type when I draw her.

Gonna level with you also, you going “I’m not trying to be mean” doesn’t erase how weird this ask is. Sounds like you have your own gripes that you need to work through. Like, if you consider those traits on Stella ugly, that means you definitely have some internalized hatred for fatness, skin blemishes, scarring, and other peoples’ general appearances if they don’t fit some specific molds that aren’t realistic for the majority of people. Even if it is just genuine curiosity, being aware of this stuff going forwards and reevaluating how you view beauty standards and bodies in general would do you a great benefit imo.

Thanks for going through my old selfies tho it was pretty weird of you but at least make sure to leave a like on them. I looked hot when I was fatter and I look hot now too sharing this with the world is the least I can do💕✨💕✨

[br0kenangel]

How they look like? If it's ok for me to ask since they are more like oc than reader

Well ofc I have a clear description of each of my y/n but I will never mention it until it's something like Targaryen reader or something like that because it's up to readers how to imagine them but if they were my ocs they would look like this:

Witch y/n look like an angel. Like I was imagine a crying angel when I first imagine her. Her hair and eyelashes are light blonde and she have long straight hair. She have long eyelashes and beautiful pale blue gray eyes. She's so pale that you can see her vein. She's a little skinny and very fragile like glass. And she always wear black, gray and white. Her nails grow fast and they're sharp but she always cut them because she don't want to hurt little Aegon. Also she have a pretty average height.

Older sister y/n have silver-golden wavy hair and lavender blue eyes. She have rose cheeks and lips. She's beautiful, really really beautiful and that's why she's so narcissistic. And everyone knows that. She's above average height and is very elegant. She always smirks or frown. She always wear the finest silk and jewelry. And she push Aegon to be like her.

Baby sister y/n is just a cute baby for now. She have light silver hair and deep purple eyes. She's very pale and like a cute lil bunny.

Step mom y/n is a Lannister. She's very beautiful. She have dark blonde hair and deep green eyes. She have high cheekbones and full lips. And she also have a lil beauty mole under her lips. She's tall and curvy. Honestly a sexy milf like my crazy queen Cersei. That's what I imagine.

Isekai y/n is fire. When she was in modern world she looked like a normal 22 year old but now that she's Isekai into a 6 years old maid she look very different. She have curly red hair that always get into her way and green eyes. She have freckles and cute pouty lips. She have a lot of energy and always follow Aegon and later Aemond around. She's daughter of one if the maids.

Lady knight y/n is quite beautiful. She have shoulder length jet black hair and sharp blue eyes. Kinda like a wolf. She's not fragile or something like that. She's like a muscle mommy (god I love them). But she's not too big. She also have scars over her body.

Maid y/n is very normal looking with a touch of beauty. She have dark brown eyes and light brown hair. She look very fragile and have a classic beauty. She always tie her hair and have a sad and fragile look in her big eyes.

Remember, it's how I imagine them as my ocs, if they were but how y/n look like always is up to readers and how they imagine themselves to be.

[gothic-thoughts]

Imagine if in part three of the zoro fic, in the end, reader doesn’t go with Zoro because they are two different paths so reader is going their separate way and because they are two different people than they were three years ago so they may not work out in the end

Nah, cuz I was thinking the same thing

Not Behind, Just Apart. (finale)

Roronoa Zoro x Black Fem Reader Smut (Fluff)

MDNI, Exes2Lovers

TW: Blood mention, implied mass/murder

CW: shower sex, powersub!Reader, afab parts, she/her pronouns under the cut, unprotected cream🥧, implied situationship??

Part 1⇉ Right Here

Part 2⇉ Right Here

Word Count: 1779 (give or take)

Previously:

"Shall we?"

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Once you two stepped inside, two guards side-eyed the two of you, knowing the both of you. Zoro scans the area, counting 7 armed guards scattered about the lobby area alone but he wasn't sure if there were more upstairs near the rooms. One walked up to you, causing the green-haired man to tighten his grip on one of his blades as you boldly stepped forward. The guard glanced at him before focusing on you. 

"Can I help you?"

"Yeah," You force a smile, "I'm looking for a thief."

"A thief? Heh, aren't you a pirate?"

"Exactly, so you know much I want my shit back. Have you seen a man that lives here: kinda tall, blonde hair, old as dirt? He owes me a pouch of berry."

He rolls his eyes, "Yeah, you two can't be here; you have to go."

Your patience fleets and you hold your hips, left pinky brushing against the handle of your sword, ready to draw.

"I'll only hurt him if he hurts me first. That's only fair."

"Like I said, lady, I can't let either of you in here."

"Sure you can, put us down as visitors."

You try to walk around him only for him to stop you with a stiff arm at your chest. The other guard steps forward with a hand on his sword as the other guards see the scene and jog down the stairs closest to them to encircle you and Zoro.

"Last warning; I really need my money back."

"This is your last warning; get lost. You and your bodyguard."

You look back at Zoro, who has a small smirk and a raised eyebrow before looking back at the guard with a coldness in your eyes.

"Bodyguard?"

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About 15 minutes later, (Y/n) and Zoro were standing in her thief's hotel room, covered in a thin layer of sweat with blood splotches all over their clothes. Nothing else in the room could be heard besides her light panting as she stood over the thief's body and sheathed her crimson-stained sword. Zoro, however, looked unphased by the strenuous swordfight as he casually wiped his sword with a cloth before effortlessly sliding it back into the scabbard.

"Might've gotten...too lost."

"Yeah, well," He snickers behind her, "Technically, they were harboring a criminal."

(Y/n) looks over her shoulder with a smirk, "Roronoa Zoro on my��side? Unheard of."

"Alright, that's enough."

Chuckling, she kneels to the dead man's body and rummages through his pocket for a second before pulling out a bulging, palm-sized pouch from his jacket.

"Damn," Zoro crossed his arms, "It's a wonder how he took that from you."

"Shut up; I was drunk at the time."

"Clearly."

 "Unfortunately for him, not drunk enough. I'm gonna use this bastard's shower and get all this blood off."

"Yeah, me too. Don't take too long."

She walks into the bathroom and takes off everything from her sheath to her heeled boots before stepping into the warm cascade of the shower while Zoro remains where she left him. His deep brown eyes stayed fixated on the bathroom door, flitting about the flimsy oak with a mind crowded with ideas of how she looked bare, hot water droplets racing down her plump, curvy body.

For 10 minutes, the ex-pirate hunter tried to keep himself together, pacing back and forth in front of the door with his eyes shut, relishing the thoughts since they wouldn't leave him alone. Zoro hears her hum of contentment echo off the restroom walls, ultimately driving the swordsman crazy enough to walk inside.

(Y/n) stops mid-motion to peek around the wooden divider and see him pulling off his shirt, unable to help staring as his abs were revealed inch by inch, and it wasn't long before his entire body was on display, erection and all. His hungry eyes never left hers as if he was devoting every roll, stretch mark, and hair to memory, well aware that they would go their separate ways again. 

Because he knew her. Zoro wasn't stupid; no matter how much he wanted her to join, he knew (Y/n) was dedicated to her lone-wolf lifestyle. It's what he loved about her. He steps closer, his bare chest mere inches from her nude body.

"I gotta get back so..."

He steps in and under the showerhead and silently allows her to watch from behind with bated breath as his fingers scratch and scrub the blood out of his hair before his hands slide down his arms to cleanse them next. Slowly, he looks over his shoulder, dewdrops falling prettily from his eyelashes when he blinks.

"You never planned on staying."

(Y/n)'s head shakes slowly, water dripping from the spiraled strands. "I can't."

"I know." He sighs turning around fully, trying to keep his gaze above her collarbone, "Did you even think about it?"

"I did, but how hard do you really need to think about something if you already know your answer?"

The swordsman stepped forward and once close enough, his hand was on her lower back, pulling her waist to his, pubic hair flush against each other. 

"My thoughts exactly." He chuckles, the sound barely above the sound of the water, "That being said, let's get this over with." 

His other hand slid up the span of her spine, stopping at the base of her skull to guide her face into their first passionate kiss. Of course, during their fights, she's gotten close enough to place a peck on him mockingly just to leave him disoriented before escaping, but this time it was his kiss. 

And it wasn't just a minor peck—his tongue delved between her lips with an eager moan as he tasted her completely as if he was never going to see her again. He knew he would; he just didn't know how long it'd be until he'd feel her like this again. Her arms snake around his waist as she moans into his mouth with the same eagerness at the sensation, which drives him to pick her up and pin her against the shower wall. (Y/n) locks her legs around his waist, the pads of her fingers pressing into the flesh of his shoulders.

"Who knew you needed to fight alongside me to reveal this side of you?"

"What can I say...somethin' about watching you swordfight your way up a flight of stairs."

"And not all those other times you fought and chased me through places, Roronoa?"

"Guess not." Zoro smirks, "You just love saying my name, huh?" 

"It's a pretty name~"

He pulls her pelvis even tighter against the erect shaft between them while dipping his face into her neck and whispering, "Say it again, don't want you forgetting it in the time we're apart."

"Roronoa~"

He grabs the base of his cock, aiming the tip at your plump folds, "Again."

"Roronoa, come on already."

With a gentle bite on her shoulder, he finally slides his girth through the snug, velvet walls of her cunt. His eyes flutter shut as he breathes curses in (Y/n) ear before locking eyes and continuing their kiss while he begins to guide her up and down his dick.

Zoro groans between kisses, hands moving from her waist to her plump ass, holding on tightly as he takes thrusts harder, their soaking wet bodies slapping together while the water cascades around them.

"My god, yes," She moans, wiping water out of her face, "Don't fuckin' stop. Fuck, please don't."

"I won't," Zoro growls in her mouth, pushing another curl out of her face, "I'm not going anywhere. When I'm done in here, I'mma take your wet body on that fuckin' bed out there, got it?" 

"Yeah, fuck yes~"

"Yes, who? Didn't I tell you to keep saying my name?" His thrusts became deeper and more forceful, "I meant that shit. Say it the whole fuckin' time."

"Yes, Zoro!"

"Wrong one; everybody says that one." His strong hand smacks her ass, the water making it hurt more, "Try again."

"R'noa!"

"Sorry, couldn't hear you, (Y/n). Shower's too loud." He smacks her ass again, "What was that?"

"Roronoa!" (Y/n)'s head falls forward, resting on his shoulder, "Shit, you goin' too fast!"

"You're a pirate; keep up then."

"I can't, shit..."

"Then cum."

His breath was hot against her ear while he squeezed and massaged the flesh as he made (Y/n) bounce up and down his girth, taking control of their pleasure. He places open-mouth kisses on her neck, licking up her Adam's apple, making the sound of her moan echo off the shower wall as she cums hard—her tight pussy walls flexing and pulsing as she coats him in nectar. 

Zoro grunts as he gives a few more deep thrusts, milking (Y/n)'s release as much as he can before turning off the water and carrying her to the bedroom. Unbothered by the dead thief on the floor, he crashes their dripping bodies on his bed, where he resumes his thrusts, wet bodies once again slapping together.

"Sh-shit, baby, chill~"

Zoro chuckles breathlessly, "Chill? You can't take it, huh?"

"S'fuckin' fast, you too big to be goin' this h-ard~"

"I'mma hold that against you, you know. Fuuuck~"

He reaches between their bodies, rubbing her clit in circles with his thumb, groaning when you tighten around him, sucking him impossibly deeper and breaking his rhythm. He grabs (Y/n)'s legs and rests them over his shoulders, moving his hips faster, and he nears his climax, trying to take you with him.

Zoro encourages (Y/n)'s second release, leaning down to capture your lips in a bruising kiss as his rhythm falters, his desire for ecstasy growing stronger each time his cock drags through her depths. It wasn't long before (Y/n) cums again with a loud gasp of first name. Her legs tremble, ankles dangling by his ears while she convulses, taking Zoro with her as his orgasm crashes over him.

"Ro-R'noa~!"

"Yesss, I know~" Zoro growls, his hips bucking as he fills you with his seed. "Fuuck... (Y/n)..." 

His eyes were clenched shut, and his hips didn't stop while his thick seed erupted against her cervix. The swordsman moaned above you with uneven pants as he leans down to capture your lips in another sloppily kiss as the grip on you loosened as he puts your legs down, refusing to pull his still-hard cock out just yet.

"You really are something else," he admits, running a hand through your still-wet curls, "You know we could have nights like this more often if you joined the crew."

"You know I'm a loner."

"Though...tonight was really fun... maybe you can call me and tell me what island you're on. Maybe I'll swing by."

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(a/n): Updating my format, u like?💅🏾

[mrhaitch]

So I read Haitch's take on you in the garden from a previous Inbox and it made me laugh and got me thinking about how I see Haitch and here's what I came up with. Tell me if I'm wrong.

So I see this tall woman who looks really severe and sharp, maybe like a cross librarian or something, but you think she's mean and she turns out to be really sweet and laughs all the time and takes care of the babies.

I see her struggling to spend time alone or be alone and maybe is one to bother an introvert when they need downtime, but then feels really bad about it and is really apologetic and tries to make it up to them, but secretly waits for them to refill their Social/People Juice and then she will 100% be all on them again. Like, a good in small doses person (in the most loving way).

I think she's extra loud, need headphones kinda extra loud. Ear defenders I mean. Point stands. Life of the party and tries to force people to dance with her.

She said she's curvy and has long legs and I'm picturing a sort of Ashley Graham (a model and I am not sure if you know her).

She bakes and writes and drinks wine a lot and I am picturing a secret heavy day drinker. Copes with hard days with the kids with wine?? Understandable and I get it.

I can see her booping about with a baby (I think you have a baby) on her waist and trying to get other shit done while feeding the baby his bottle and the house is total mayhem.

She is a boxers/boy shorts underwear girl and I can feel it in my soul.

These are my Haitch Headcanons and I might be TOTALLY OFF lmao just tell me. I must know the deets.

She also recently just said in an ask that she's a bit critical of her personality but thinks she reads people really well, would you agree?? Examples???

Haitch is a dark flower that blooms startlingly. If my resting face is angry, hers is morose, until you catch her eye and are then blessed with a warm and twinkly-eyed smile that draws you in. She is immediately kind and welcoming and warm towards people, carving out space and time to include everyone and anyone in whatever she is doing.

She's getting better at taking time for herself, but we do used to have problems where I needed my own company and she needed to be around people so you're partially right there. I will say, though, that I'm a special case as she is usually very respectful towards introverts needing their own space and time.

No, she's not very loud, and she doesn't dance.

I did a quick Google, and no - not really. Her body shape is unique, but I won't describe it as she'd never forgive me.

She isn't a secret day drinker, or a heavy drinker - neither of us are.

Definitely doesn't wear boxers, and never has.

Haitch is eerily good at figuring people out, and also has no qualms with calling people out on their crap. I won't be giving examples.

[mehoymalloy]

got any miscellaneous otohan headcanons?

Ya see my problem is that while I think about Otohan a lot, it's always in relation to stories I'm writing rather than miscellaneous tidbits like 'she's a side sleeper' (she's not; she sprawls on her back, legs splayed unnecessarily wide), or, idk, 'spicy food gives her acid reflux' or something equally random. So, in no particular order:

You in particular already know my 'Otohan is on the shorter end of average' headcanon (like 5'4" maybe? Basically an inch or two shorter than however tall Imogen is). But I also took Matt's "dancer's body" description and immediately chucked it out the window. He also says "hard to tell where on the spectrum of gender they lie" which leads to me believe they aren't particularly curvy anyway. Basically I like to think they have disproportionately broad shoulders compared to an otherwise straight and flat as a board frame. This woman has a flat ass because I say so.

She's not really an animal person. Not because she particularly dislikes them, but because they don't like her. Sort of how some dogs can sniff out a serial killer—they know she will never give scritches or treats (and she also happens to be a murderer) because to her, an animal is only as good as the purpose it serves, not the company they provide as pets. With that said, she's probably overall pretty neutral about less liked animals, like bugs and snakes and such. Like she won't go out of her way to kill a spider in her tent because it's incidentally doing her a service.

However, she absolutely dislikes children. Not loudly in the 'wow people who have children are so stupid' way but just 'can't quite control her facial expression if a baby cries too loudly in her vicinity' kinda way.

They view just about everything through a lens of efficiency and practicality. One example of this in action is that they're one of those types that defaults to viewing food as fuel. They eat to keep themself in shape and they really couldn't care less what gets the job done as long as it doesn't taste objectively bad. I'll say they do have a bit of a sweet tooth, tho, just for funsies; maybe they especially like dark chocolate or something.

Subscribes to the "respect is earned" belief, because when she was younger her unwavering loyalty and devotion to the Duskmaven didn't get her anywhere (I could also see that loyalty potentially carrying into her time as a solder for the Stratos Throne). But nowadays, she views everyone as equal or beneath her until proven otherwise. At which point she'll objectively respect one's skill (ex: how I envision her canon relation with Liliana going; a colleague that she has to admit does great work regardless of their differing opinions), or is given a reason to truly respect someone (ex: however Ludinus brought her into the Vanguard). At that point, I'd say she is then prone to slipping back into that loyal to a fault tendency, because she believes in the person/cause she's following so completely.

They do not need to be the smartest and most put-together person in the room, but they will make it known when they happen to think they are, usually with snark. (looking at her subtle needling of Zathuda back at the Fey Key in particular).

They're competitive but not a sore loser; more the type to grit their teeth and bear it as they concede defeat. I like to think of her sparring with Reilora juggernauts at the Tishtan site when she can't sleep.

Oh that's another thing: when they can't sleep, much like Orym, they exercise or fastidiously clean their weapons and armor.

They're not particularly possessive or prone to jealousy or envy.

She's kinda touch starved but in a really resentful way. She's overly-perceptive of both herself and her surroundings—constantly watching for trouble, has a high pain tolerance, is only ever touched when she's fighting (I just can't see her as the type to shake hands or clap someone on the shoulder)—so! Someone touches her gently and suddenly 'wtf was that, disgusting, why do I have goosebumps, what is this weakness.. do that again.'

And on that note, definitely a 'touch me not' type in the bedroom, though that's not a hard rule so much as a strict need for control and the desire to remain calm and collected at all times rearing its head.

Would ya look at that.. I say "I don't really have misc headcanons" and then I type all that extrapolated bullshit.

[natashaslittlegirl]

Romanoff's Assistant Characters

Natasha Romanoff / Natalia Alianovna Romanova

31 years old, born in Moscow (Russsia)

Redhead, wavy/straight hair, mid-shoulder

Tall, 1.70cm

Green eyes

Skinny, hourglass body

Authoritative, charismatic, seductive, possesive, jealous, flirtatious, serious, stubborn, reserved, attractive, assertive, persuasive, demanding, compliant, determined, formal, independent, convincing, ambitious, analytical, educated, intelligent, objective

Graduate in NYU in Psychology master degree, owner of her company, Romanoff's Company

Past relationship, Wanda Maximoff (current best friend)

Wanda Maximoff

29 years old, born in Sokovia (Russia)

Light brown, blonde highlights, past shoulder

Tall, 170cm

Green eyes

Skinny

Charming, flirtatious, funny, caring, attractive, captivating, authoritative (kinda), possessive, jealous, kind,motional, determined, energetic, enthusiastic, reliable, honest, mature, patient, persuasive, convincing

Graduate in NYU in Psychology and Child's Psychology masters degree, owner of her company, Maximoff New Vision

Past relationships, Natasha Romanoff (current best friend), Yelena Belova (Natasha's sister but it was just one night stand)

Y/N Y/L/N

21 years old, born in Ney York (USA)

y/h (your height)

y/e/c (your eye color)

Flirtatious, charming, sweet, caring, funny, overthinker, extrovert, atractive, stubborn, kind, emotional, responsible, mature, convincing, responsible, smart (REALLY smart)

Graduate in NYU with in Child's Psychology, Mindfulness, Criminology, Neuropsychology master degree. Currently working in Romanoff's Company

Past relationships, none

Kate Bishop

25 years old, born in New York (USA)

Tall, 170cm

Green/brown eyes

Skinny, curvy

Funny, extrovert, flirtatious, authentic, emotional, easy-going, efficient, energetic, enthusiastic, reliable, motivating, responsible, sincere

Working in 'The Barista' since 2021

Past relationships, none

Yelena Belova

27 Years old, born in Moscow (Russia)

Blonde, straight, mid shoulder

Light green eyes

Curvy

Hilarious, funny, extrovert, easy-going, atractive, emotional, charismatic, charming, persuasive, flirtatious, energetic, reliable

Graduate in NYU with master degree in Law, currently working in Maximoff New Vision

Past relationships, Wanda Maximoff (Natasha's best friend but it was just one night stand) (she's not asexual here! this is an AU)

Masterlist Natasha Romanoff's Masterlist RA Masterlist

[yohanpalia]

fatness in palia

(its gonna sound like i hate palia bc ppl dont understand the concept of nuance, so just to be clear - i decently like the game so far. things can be both good and bad, and some ppl, like me, enjoy analysing and criticising things without hating on the things.)

it rly bugs me that the only properly fat character so far in Palia is someone whos obsessing about his sandwiches and talking about how he always makes sure to eat properly, and *also*, is someone in a position of power who does bad things (the quest where we grew crops for him is the most clear example ive seen so far). basically - the biggest fat man is a bad person who is obsessed with food.

delaila is big, but also falls into a stereotype - shes a countryside mom (often fat in media), and parent characters are generally easier for mainstream fatphobic media to design as fat bc theyre not intended to be attractive in the same way the younger characters are (or older men, see hodari and ashura). i also want to point out that she reads as having a little more of a curvy body type compared to kenli whos more of a big ball, and that none of the female characters read as having the same type of facial fat or double chin that kenli has (which is indeed why im calling him the only properly fat character). its almost as if that kind of facial/chin fat is considered worse on women than on men or something :)) wink wink.

ashura and sifuu are big, but read as "strong and muscular", not "a fat person". which any fat person will know is a significant difference in how you're perceived. (there is also an aspect here ofc of that irl, masculine-presenting "bulky and strong" ppl are often more positively perceived than feminine "bulky and strong" ppl, and that masculinity being seen as desirable in itself affects why "bulky and strong" is seen as desirable where "just fat" isnt, but this is a sidetrack rn.)

elouisa and caleri are... chubby, i guess? i was happy the first time i met caleri bc she had a visible double chin. but, after a bit of playing, seeing that there werent any fatter characters than this who were supposed to be seen as attractive or even good nice people, that enjoyment weighs little. i also again want to point out that both elouisa and caleri have very "smooth" faces, and mostly "conventionally attractive" features, essentially. they are chubby/curvy, but not in ways that would be considered *too* far off from the fatphobic, ageist, sexist beauty standards of society. they also have basically hourglass bodies.

the characters that we are mainly "supposed" to find attractive in this game - the romanceable ones - range from very skinny to "fit". there is even a romanceable skinny robot, notably not a romanceable fat robot (hekla is round, reads as the fat mom stereotype, and is not romanceable - einar is tall and slender and kinda built like a dorito, and, oh, presents more masculine... even robots arent free from misogynist and fatphobic design). there is also a non-romanceable character that apparently both characters in the game and many players find hot, which is a non-fat man, hodari. i note this bc he's presented as an attractive character, and is not fat.

its nice to see an older(?) female character presented as attractive - tamala, however she is very skinny and with an hourglass type build. this is still... nice, i guess, but in the context of the lack of "attractive characters" that arent really skinny, or muscular, or hourglass shaped.....

another related issue is that a very skinny character, jel.... literally says things like "i havent eaten for 3 days". wow! thats lovely! especially together with kenli obsessing over food! and together with an average size character, jina, also mentioning she forgets to eat. that made me feel gross to read, and i dont think its a good choice to put "lol forgetting to eat, relatable content" in the dialogue of characters who are very skinny. this can be a bad reinforcement of society's abuse ("just starve yourself and you'll be skinny and beautiful!") for people with eating disorders and for ppl who struggle with their weight and with their relation to food in general. but *especially* when the biggest character is, in contrast, talking about how hes obsessing over his sandwiches and whatever (and again - is a bad person and also not supposed to be attractive, while jel and jina are supposed to be attractive and romanceable). this is also obviously a reinforcement of prejudice against fat ppl - that fat ppl eat too much, cant control their eating, are always thinking about food, etc etc, while skinny ppl ~forgot to eat lol~.

all in all, if anyone reads this, i just hope ppl can acknowledge and be aware to the fatphobia that has gone into the design of this game, *just like basically every other game*. im not saying palia is worse than other games, bc frankly, most games are like this, and its gross and weird and i hate that. but its still valid to discuss that problem in the context of one game, without implying that its an issue that only affects that game.

i hope that at the very least, they will eventually add in more body types to the character creator that also represent bigger people, and that potentially, we might see some attractive fat characters as npcs in the future. and no, their faces dont need to be slimmed down compared to their bodies to be attractive! they can have unsmooth faces and double chins and wrinkles and still be attractive! and they can have all that and not be men, and be attractive! and they dont need to have hourglass bodies nor to be muscular and strong to be attractive, either!

[rpking99]

At The Mobian Beach

Closed with @padthedemon

Continued from here

It did seem like a beach celebration, one Pad had not expected. One moment, he had taken a nap at his spot, towel underneath him, beach umbrella blocking the sun, only for him to wake up to a party around him. With Mobians he had heard of since some of them had saved the world who knows how many times, to some with a more infamous fame to their name and some who he didn’t know at all. There seem to be one human looking woman who had most of her body buried in the sand and was doing her best to move her head to avoid being hit with what looked like a giant hammer they looked like it had to be a fake hammer…….right? They were all also..in some rather from fitting bikinis. He noticed someone in particular but it was because she wasn’t with the main group. Her green fur stood out and she seems much more….wild compared to the rest of them. His curiosity got the better of him as he stood up and decided to approach her. “Hey, did I miss something? I was asleep and next thing I know this is happening. Are you with the party?” This was his attempt at small talk as he wasn’t really sure what to say. This was also when he noticed how much shorter Mobians were compared to humans.

"Yes and no, kinda." Surge the Tenric shrugged as she casually looked out at the beach around them "Some big old boss fight for the sake of the world happened. Good guys and bad guys teamed up. Those dumb Chaos Emeralds where used and the day was saved."

She was definitely an average Mobian height, which was around three foot or so. Even the rabbit woman on the beach, a clear mother based off the smaller and less curvy twin nearby than was also clearly half the taller ones age, only reached about four and a half foot tall.

[jwanniie]

Just an idea I got, it’s fluff! I don’t think there are any warning🤔 Riki kinda bad boy🤭

Softie?

"Aww, that’s so cute,” you said, smiling at the confession letter that was dropped in your locker. It was such an ego boost, but being constantly given one is sometimes tiring who can believe.It’s usually the same handwriting—very curvy and messy, but still adorable. It's very well decorated, and the paper color changes every time. It’s been continuing for the last 3 months every other day, but you still have no clue who it could be, and you don’t even recognize the handwriting.

 

“Riki I never knew the boy who has a fight every day was secretly a softie who has been sending creepy letters to a random  girl."Jake said teasingly, "Hey, it’s not creepy; I'm... I’m just doing it for fun.”

"Oh, really, in fact, it’s been 3 months since you’ve been sending them. Just admit that you’re in love." Jake continued, "Pfft, that’s total nonsense. You must have lost your mind, bro." Riki opposed the idea, even though he knew he was head over heels for you.

 

You were going to class when a tall, handsome boy approached you. "Uhm, hi, I’m Riki from the science class. I don’t think you know me, but I wanted to ask you a favor. Could you tutor me? So I asked our science teacher for a tutor, and he recommended you and told me to ask you, so here I am," the boy said while scratching his neck, being obviously nervous. "Oh, hi, Riki, well, I can tutor you, but I have a pretty busy schedule, but if you want, we could exchange numbers and send each other our schedules, you said while ""smiling warmly at him. The way his eyes lit up when you mentioned exchanging numbers couldn’t go unnoticed. He forgot how to speak for a second, but he still replied after a while, "Oh, really?" Of course, here is my number." He tried to play it cool but didn’t succeed. "Thanks; I will text you when I’m home, but I have to go by!" You said it warmly and took the paper where he wrote his number.

 

When you arrived home, you texted him and sent him your schedule; he sent you his, and you both agreed on some weekdays where you could tutor him.

 

The tutoring sessions were pretty peaceful. You just helped him with the stuff he struggled with; he didn’t struggle with a lot of stuff, so the sessions were pretty short. Even though his reputation wasn’t the best, he was actually very smart and understood things very quickly. He just didn’t have the motivation to actually do homework and study.

 

You woke up feeling nauseous and you had a headache but you still went to school you went to your first three lessons but at the fourth you just couldn’t make it anymore your headache got way worse and the nauseous feeling didn’t seem to leave any time soon so you just decided to go home you asked the teacher if you could leave earlier he accepted and told you that you can go since the class wasn’t over when you left from there that meant that the hallway would be empty when you were walking you saw Riki you were about to greet him but stopped since you saw he was doing or actually writing something you hid behind the end of the locker and watched him carefully when you looked closer you saw him writing a letter and dropping it in your locker you smile and went towards him “so it’s been you all this time” He heard the voice, and his life flashed before his eyes, and he froze there and didn’t even say a word. You opened your locker and saw the letter with the familiar handwriting. You giggled and told him, “If you liked me this long, you could have just told me straight, but don’t worry, I like you too." Riki stood there shocked, not processing what had happened in these last two minutes. You yourself didn’t know how you actually caught feelings for him, but it was in those short tutoring lessons that maybe the way he was fixing his hair, maybe the way he looked breath-taking while being focused, or maybe his whole personality was just too hard to not fall for. You gave him a hug, and he returned it even more tightly. “I like you; wait, no, I love you,” he said, his voice warm and sweet. You rubbed his back and responded, “I didn’t know you could be such a softie, Riks. “Only for you, though," he pecked your forehead and hugged you. “Where were you going, by the way?” he asked, remembering that your class wasn’t even over yet and you were in the hallway. "Nah, forget about it; let’s go grab ice cream,” you said, intertwining your hands.

[eleemosynecdoche]

Murciélago's Kuroko Koumori is an example of a character who's a stick with absurd tits whose design is conveying something- Kuroko is both a fantasy figure and an uncanny one. She has a lean scarecrow body, different facial proportions from most of the characters, and heavy bags under her eyes. She's also more than six feet tall, has huge boobs, and has close to eight inches of tongue. Kuroko is both hot and scary, lesbian id running wild.

Yoshimurakana loves huge tits, of course, that much is obvious,

But we also have Urara and Kuchiba (text edited by me, lol) here, where Urara is fetishistic in terms of being absolutely massive all over, while Kuchiba is kinda skinny and masc and also a fantasy sex/terror figure. The horny is broader, etc., but there's also a diversity of silhouettes and body types, (though not really many curvy or fat characters beyond "has a visible stomach"). Meaning is conveyed by the contrasts.

[taybatwo2]

I have been both busy and in a slump lately, but wanted to make a post on some of the new fashion packs I’ve been finding in stores. So, here’s a compromise: I just take pictures at my beat up art desk, only turn on the easy to get to light, and just use dolls that are within arms reach.

Here are the Naturalistas/Latinistas clothing fashion packs. I thought they were all pretty nice (the pink one’s fabric is kinda thin and see-through though). The yellow one ended up being my favorite and that’s what this Naturalista’s going to be wearing back on the shelf.

I knew that she couldn’t fit the LUV packs, but the purple dress is so loose in the top I thought she miiiiiight be able to fit in it. It was pretty short on her and didn’t close all the way in the back.

The shoes were also a bit too small on the Naturalista.

But they fit a Pinkie Cooper doll pretty well (the two black pairs of shoes were a smidge bigger though). They also fit a regular Barbie well too (the black strappy sandals and black heeled shoes might fit a curvy or tall Barbie’s foot better).

LUV fits both G1, G2 (pictured here because I didn’t want to redress any G1’s around me and my cat decided that the table was now hers). The sleeves are a bit short on the jacket, but not bad. I really would love to see if I can put this outfit on the new G3 Catty as the material has some stretch to it.

I LOVED this outfit on this G3 Clawdeen. After I recurl her hair and give her an Afro puff, she’s going back in this.

The outfits are also a pretty good fit for Pinkie Coopers (the top is a bit loose due to their lack of boobies).

Then I spotted four Hairmazing fashion packs and picked those up (they were much cheaper than the LUV packs). This one is a bit short on Barbie, and the headband didn’t really work. It’s a better length for Clawdeen, but loose in the top.

Sleeves were short on the jacket on my Barbie, but could work for 3/4 long jacket. The top was a bit tight, and the skirt was a bit loose. Jacket was a better fit on Clawdeen, the top was horribly loose, and the skirt was on the loose side too.

This one WOULD NOT close in the back for Barbie, but was a bit of a better fit for Clawdeen (also, the top can be seem ripped to separate it from the overalls pretty easily).

I liked the shiny fabric on this one. The skirt mostly fit Barbie (it was a bit higher in the back though), but the top was a no go).

Clawdeen could get away with it, but the top was loose.

I grabbed several curvier G3’s to see if it was a better fit on them. The skirt would not fit up Abbey’s legs, but the top was a perfect fit! The skirt actually fit super well on Draculaura, but the top was a smidgen too big.

The sunglasses fit Monster High well.

The headbands were not really a winner on either Barbie (too big and bulky), or Monster High (to small).

The shoes were a PERFECT fit on G1/G2 Monster High (so probably Ever After High too).

My Bad Batch boys were jealous they didn’t get to try on anything and just stood on the nearby shelf…so here you go! They felt very pretty afterwards.

If I had a Crosshair and an Omega they would have also joined in.

[istherewifiinhell]

well here we go folks

[ID: Close on 80s comic Megatron, black helm, large yellow optics. his excessive diaglogue: Indeed, Ravage. We have lived peacefully with the Autobots for eons slowly secretly gathering our strength and pursuing our technology, now we shall strike at those who have brought the stagnation of peace and plenty to cybertron. They shall learn the way of conflict... The way of war... The way of Megatron. END]

oh boy.... marvel transformers no. 1 (or 1-2 in tfuk...) published 1984.

normally id put my credits ABOVE the cut... but um...

plot: Bill Mantlo script: Ralph Macchio pencils: Frank Springer inks: Kim Demulder lettering: Michael Higgins, Rick Parker colour: Nelson Yomtov editor: Bob Buduansky EiC: jim shooter digital re-master by digikore studios limited. collection edits by Justin Eisinger and Alonzo Simon. editorial notes and assistance by Mark. W. Bellomo

jeez.... it takes a fucking village i guess. if youve seen my previous comics blogging, you might know digital remasters arent my fav... but. the amount of READING. in tiny tiny text. in this childrens toy comic. have any of u seen ennervated used in a comic before?? and speaking of reading...

[Caption box: But the Decepticons were fresh, fully fueled for the battle... the word fueled written strangely. END]

does. does that say fubleo?

[ID: 1. same captioned from the uk printing, saying fueled with two L's. 2. from an older US printing, much lower res and smudged, but the E and D still look correct with the rest of the type used. END]

So ADDING text errors. thats a new one.

anyway i couldnt begin to nor would i subject you to a comprehensive summary post. robot shit happens. the comic script seems to be fully printed into the book, even tho... surely the pictures are communicating... some of it. anyway. what are we here for.

[ID: Panel of Megatron walking towards the camera, menacing, canon raised saying "Strike! Strike! With all the might at our command! Death to the autobots and the decay they stand for!" END]

why he kinda...

[ID: Small drawing of Optimus walking, in a awkward maybe hurried way. END]

bigfooting it up here.

[ID: 1. small drawing with huffer doing repairs, hes faced away with his butt kind of popped out. 2. cartoon huffer drawn with really curvy portions at the chest and hips. END]

im not sure why 'huffer baby girl' is a thing but. you know. two nickles

[ID: Starscream and Thundercracker talking in jet mode. S: I told Megatron this frontal assault tactic he's so fond of is foolish, Thundercracker. Guile and stealth are far more effective than missiles in he long run. T: We have to follow Megatron's way, Starscream, It's been successful up to now. I don't think we should openly defy him as you've been known to do. END]

well least thats still the same

[ID: Tall narrow panel of a castle thats more gothic than scifi. "Meanwhile, inside the foreboding Castle Decepticon that was home to Megatron" END]

SORRY? he was just? draculaing it up on cybertron?? okay.

[ID: Panel showing a young man, buster, looking under Bumblebee's hood. Caption box: And. Not far away... Buster's thinking "The noises coming from this car are really weird! Almost like… Crying! It's been badly damaged-- leaking something that looks like… but isn't… oil!" END]

BUMBLEBEE CRYING??? HELLO??? what are you doing to my boy. (also yes. its not spike the ambiguously aged tradesman teen, son of a mechanic... but, Buster, bookish nerd who's father is disappointed in him reading to much trying to get a scholarship... [Chanel boots voice] okay... i see your foppish intellectualism and pink shirt buster.

finally. finally. IS THERE A SCRIPT DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE. fellas. this is not how a comic layout goes

[ID: Panel of Megatron in front of his assembled troops asking "... Are well all account for on this brave new world?" The panel is absolutely crammed with text, as all NINE of them sound off with a whole unnaturally phrased character bio paragraph, and Megatron concludes. END]

Im not sure that was.... the best way to do that.... but okay

[ID: Panel of Optimus and his Autobots just kinda standing around very 3/4 model sheet style, as Optimus says "Now let me insure that our people have each survived intact," followed by SEVEN autobot intros. END]

guys...... this is painful. WHAT is ironhide gonna do with his liquids?!?! what are bumblebees LITTLE LEVERS? altho... cute that he likes to swim?? at least there was less of them then the--

OH NO

[ID: A full PAGE of 10 additional autobot intros. END]

Head in hands.... why............... are they getting weirder as it goes or, am i just in increasing amounts of pain?

OKAY. thats post theres no more editorial beyond this point. but.... ocr'd these so..... if anyone is crazy enough want to peruse these ENTIRE BIOS. but needs some plaintext aid... (and re/unfixing the remaster errors lol) this ones for you. dont start of frenzy and rumble.....

Skywarp's up for raiding sir. And my teleportational power'll pop me right into their midst to make mischief. As ever, your cause is Thundercracker's great Megatron. Our land-bound enemy will be picked off at will as I soar over them, striking with rockets and sonic booms. As the fastest most maneuverable of Decepticon jet flyers, I, Starscream, shall continue to accumulate Autobot body-counts that enhance the reputation of our leader. Can the speeches, huh, Star? Rumble's back in town and I'm gonna shake the place up with some low frequency ground-waves. You hit em from up top and I'll do the job down here. And I, Frenzy, will shatter our opponents' equilibrium,using high- pitched soundwaves. I will not cease until every Autobot is slain, and you, Soundwave? I will monitor transmissions and read Autobot electrical impulses to learn their plans even my photographic memory serves as a defensive weapon. Does even that compare with Ravages power to slip undetected anywhere? And my own monitoring devices in my nose module allow me to smell, hear and detect electromagnetic radiation beyond that of any decepticon It all pales next to the artistry of Buzzsaw. I can pinpoint a hexnut at twenty miles with my optical sensors. And my beak has carved many an Autobot warrior into a masterpiece of scrap metal. Just leave some for Laserbeak, comrades allow me a few struggling survivors of our battle and I'm certain till pry some useful information from them with my optical lasers… Even if they die in the telling. Come. Our time to strike is later. The ship's brain has placed into our circuits the knowledge that this world possesses enormous untapped fuel resources resources we can exploit in our struggle against the Autobots.

Ironhide's ready to roll, Optimus, I may be old and ornery, but my steel-alloy skin hasn't been dented yet in battle. And I've got a bunch of new liquids I want to test out in my water gun, yessiree. Oh, I say we leave right now and forget about traipsing after the stupid decepticons, I'll use my stress testing sensors and mathematical skill to rebuild the ark and get us back to Cybertron where we belong. C'mon, Huffer, get with it! I only require a drop of fuel to run, so I'm going to explore this whole planet- especially since The Ark said so much of it is water, and Bumblebee's little levers love a good swim. Well, Sunstreaker isn't leaving until the rest of this world gets a look at the sleekest Autobot in the bunch. And if any Decepticon dares to mess with the finish-- he'll get two ground-to-air missiles stuffed where he won't want them. If you were as fast as Cliffjumper is, Sunstreaker, you wouldn't worry about your finish, and while I'm dodging fire my "Glass gas" can make any Decepticon brittle as ice. Hun, Brawn don't need any gas to rip things up, nobody's stronger'n me. One punch and yer buildin'-- or decepticon--goes bye bye. Sideswipe's right up there with you, Brawn, because I use my arms as Piledrivers. I admit, it's a little rash to rush headlong at Decepticon fortifications, but not one of them's stopped me yet.

Frankly, I'd rather be elsewhere hunting turbofoxes than with you roughnecks, but, while we're here, my electro-disrupter is charged up. It not only interferes with decepticon circuitry, it also makes me appear to be where I'm not that's why I'm called Mirage. Nice to hear how you got your name, Mirage. Now, I got mine, Bluestreak by being as fast as a blue streak.. Whatever that is. Some wise guys even said I talk a blue streak--whatever that is. Anyway, here I am. Listening to you, Bluestreak, taxes even the endless patience of Prowl. I have little to say, but my logic center dictates the most advantageous course of action in any situation. Well, that is neat-o, Prowl. But me, Jazz, I'd like to just cruise around and take in the sights. And if I've got to fight well my photon rifle and overhead flamethrowers can make things hot for the big nasties. You burn them, Jazz, but let Hound sniff, them out for you. My infra-red radiation collector makes me the best tracker on or off cybertron, and if I ever get lost, my hologram gun projects terrain maps to get me back on track. Just let Windcharger zoom ahead and scrap a Decept between my magnetic arms. I'll take in this planet's scenery later. The only thing Gears wants to learn about this planet is how to get off it. I hate this place already, I just know you're going to use me as a mobile transport unit again once we have to set up. Nuts. Let's go home Well, at least you don't have to patch Autobots up like old Ratchet does, when one of us busts himself up playing hero, but I've got the tools to fix anything-- even though I'd rather be partying than tinkering. And Wheeljack is the guy you've had to patch up most. I can't help it. I love to mess with gadgets -- especially our weaponry, like my shoulder cannons. I try to be careful, but sometimes it doesn't work. Thanks for being around, Ratchet, old buddy. I don't know how many times I, Trailbreaker had to use my force-field projector and hide behind my own barrier when you're experimenting with those shrapnel shells. You're worse than a wild Decepticon, Wheeljack.