#or quarters or smth

[somer-writes]

I’m feeling festive, what do you think would be the best gift for each of the Links for their version of Christmas?

HMMM i had to do some thinking here:

Time: 101 Minecraft Jokes for Kids /j. I think Time would appreciate like a foot roller or smth. idk as a person in my mid-20s, foam rollers are a life saver

Warriors: fancy soap. like the handmade kind you get from some bird name Wanda at your local high school's craft show.

Twilight: a nice fishing lure even though he has plenty

Sky: some kind of collection keeper. like a penny passport

Wild: burn salve /j a novelty hot sauce sampler

Legend: a nice wallet (and/or wallet chain)

Hyrule: a case of red bull

Four: nice leather gloves of maybe a patterned headband

Wind: a cypher wheel and/or invisible ink pen

[bbbbbbbbatman]

I want a Timkon clone baby where tim realises he’s kind of batshit insane right now and not equipped to raise an infant, so he leaves the baby on the manor doorstep and disappears into thin air to do a martial arts eat pray love until he’s sane again because he doesn’t know what therapy is. And now Bruce is not only a first time grandpa but a first time infant caregiver and he’s been thrown into the deep end with an alien baby who instead of pissing on him when he’s being changed can shoot lasers at him, scream so loud it shakes the foundations and launch projectiles at people with TTK. He has to wear a full bomb proof batsuit to change the little guy and has ma Kent on speed dial

Bruce, calling Clark at 2:47 am: Clark, I need your help, it's an emergency

Clark, who has never heard Batman ask for help so directly, knows whatever's going on must be truly dire: What is it? What do you need? I can be there right away

Bruce, desparate: I need your mother's phone number

Clark, not sure what emergency could be solved by his mother in the middle of the night: ...My mother's...phone number?

*loud crash in the background, followed by crying*

Clark: Um...what exactly is going on?

Bruce, using the bat voice: Your. Mother's. Phone number. Now

[feliville]

I'm 25 now

[wackulart]

yall this john marston shit easy

[sometimesmaybespoof]

FREAK OF THE WEEK AWARD GOES TO

*drum roll* 🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁

KRUGSTON‼️‼️‼️‼️

[catboy-jupiter]

i'll be like "i'm a god of writing" and then an hour passes after i post or submit something and i'll be like "i'm so dumb there's so much i could've done better if only i'd waited a bit and looked at it with fresh eyes i would've noticed how much it sucks & what i could've improved that looks so much like first draft material there's so many revisions i could make why i am i so impulsive and overconfident" and then i'll start writing something else and be like "i'm a god of writing" again

[pokytoad]

Okay listen I see it all the time in hetalia fanfic where x nation is busy with the ambiguous task of "paperwork" assigned by their boss and I can only imagine its always a file that was in the bottom of some govt worker's desk containing a project that was abandoned years ago.

So now said nation is stressed out over something that is so unimportant that if they ask for data no one will know where it is and no thisisntsomethingthatalsohappenstomeatworkokay

[musicalmoritz]

LMAO there’s no way someone made a callout blog for TBHK, you people have way too much free time on your hands

[scootersscooter]

Tom and Jerry is actually so funny because sometimes Tom does actually start the fight or whatever but usually it's just Jerry and Spike going out of their way to make this cats day absolutely horrendous

[orcelito]

So the funny thing about my veilguard game is that I'm almost definitely overleveled. I just went and fought the blighted dragons in the wetlands, and... eh. Before this id already fought and killed the revenant dragon in the crossroads, which was a bit of a challenge. I even needed to use 2 potions for it. But I still killed it no problem. The wetlands blighted dragons were pretty easy in comparison.... though I Will say, fighting *two* dragons at once was a fun, unexpected surprise. Kept me on my toes a bit!! I still didn't need to use any of my potions, though

[tevos]

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[warmgrey]

very deep urge to make a quilt like not my little half inch epp slow fiddly stuff im working on but dont have a solid plan for but like just churn out an actual blanket sized quilt really fastttt i want a project with a finish line in sight. so i guess i need to start looking for patterns that arent the overcomplicated stuff im normally drawn to

[m-ayo-o]

when i thought my inbox was gonna be full of cute / sexy / smart msgs:(

[lifesver]

u ever watch a horror movie like hmmm [adds another potential trauma to the character]

[catkin-morgs-kookaburralover]

no more hiding. scared? do it scared.

[sleepless-in-starbucks]

im going to finish this if it kills me (lucky jumbo fic six)