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I’m feeling festive, what do you think would be the best gift for each of the Links for their version of Christmas?
HMMM i had to do some thinking here:
Time: 101 Minecraft Jokes for Kids /j. I think Time would appreciate like a foot roller or smth. idk as a person in my mid-20s, foam rollers are a life saver
Warriors: fancy soap. like the handmade kind you get from some bird name Wanda at your local high school's craft show.
Twilight: a nice fishing lure even though he has plenty
Sky: some kind of collection keeper. like a penny passport
Wild: burn salve /j a novelty hot sauce sampler
Legend: a nice wallet (and/or wallet chain)
Hyrule: a case of red bull
Four: nice leather gloves of maybe a patterned headband
Wind: a cypher wheel and/or invisible ink pen
#someranswers#lu chain#christmas#holiday#tbf craft fair soap smells really fucking nice#that goat milk soap stuff with flower petals in it#do you think legend would collect stamps if given the opportunity#or quarters or smth#wind will like anything thats not socks#time might like socks
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I want a Timkon clone baby where tim realises he’s kind of batshit insane right now and not equipped to raise an infant, so he leaves the baby on the manor doorstep and disappears into thin air to do a martial arts eat pray love until he’s sane again because he doesn’t know what therapy is. And now Bruce is not only a first time grandpa but a first time infant caregiver and he’s been thrown into the deep end with an alien baby who instead of pissing on him when he’s being changed can shoot lasers at him, scream so loud it shakes the foundations and launch projectiles at people with TTK. He has to wear a full bomb proof batsuit to change the little guy and has ma Kent on speed dial
Bruce, calling Clark at 2:47 am: Clark, I need your help, it's an emergency
Clark, who has never heard Batman ask for help so directly, knows whatever's going on must be truly dire: What is it? What do you need? I can be there right away
Bruce, desparate: I need your mother's phone number
Clark, not sure what emergency could be solved by his mother in the middle of the night: ...My mother's...phone number?
*loud crash in the background, followed by crying*
Clark: Um...what exactly is going on?
Bruce, using the bat voice: Your. Mother's. Phone number. Now
#i love the idea of bruce being very good with babies and children#but like he's never actually had to take care of one for an extended period of time#and now he's doing child care on the hardest difficulty mode and he had no time to prepare#tim leaves a note:#congrats you're a grandpa!#be back soon once i find myself#pls take care of him#p.s. he's a quarter kryptonian so he might start developing powers or smth idk good luck#batman#bruce wayne#tim drake#timkon clone baby#ask#mine
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bare (my soul)
kaeya x gn!reader | wc: ~550
tags/warnings: domestic fluff w kaeya's baggage, he's soggy
notes: i love him
“Kaeya, this is egregious.”
You gesture wildly at his barren walls and the desolate living space more fitting of a Favonius jail cell than a home (or so you complained moments earlier).
“Shatter my heart into pieces, why don’t you?” he sighs, then pokes your side in jest. You’re just too adorable not to play around with - even when you’re critiquing his admittedly subpar interior design skills. ��Weren’t you the one who insisted on moving in with me?”
“Only because I’m generous enough to consider proximity to your workplace,” you grumble, trying in vain to balance three boxes of your things in your arms at once. “If you had moved in with me, you’d probably have to run a marathon everyday to captain your non-existent cavalry.” Kaeya plucks the top box from your stack, revealing your unimpressed face to him. He grins. “Careful. If you keep saying things like that, I just might think you like me.”
You move to set your boxes down on the floor beside his boring, singular sofa. “I could wax poetic all day about my love for you–” “Oh, I’m dying to hear it, sweetheart–” “–But we seriously need to do something about your.. lifestyle.” You imitate a pompous noble, splaying the back of your hand across your forehead in distress.
Kaeya Alberich has heard many complaints about his lifestyle. Sometimes it’s in the form of Jean criticizing the way he handles certain intel, or the way he ostensibly slacks on the job. Other times, it’s in the form of rumors that he’s especially privy to; Captain Kaeya who loves his drink a little too much, or Captain Kaeya who uses underhanded methods to deal with threats to Mondstadt.
“We’re going furniture shopping at your earliest convenience!” you beam.
Yet you’re just referring to his apartment. What a miracle you are.
He sets the box he stole earlier down, humming thoughtfully. “Is it truly that horrid here?” (It is. He steps out every chance he gets, preferring a noisy tavern or your former place over whatever husk of a building Kaeya Alberich calls “home” these days.) “Yes. Minimalists shall never be forgiven.” “Well, I’d hate to be in your bad books.” Not once do you let him slip away during the unpacking process, practically shoving your trinkets and knickknacks into his hands for him to “make the call” about where they should live. You also sneak into his closet to try and scare him, but the jingle of one of his ornate belts catching on your person gives you away. He throws the doors open with a flourish. When you pout about him being no fun, he just slides in there with you, clicking his tongue and simpering about how you’re such a troublemaker. It’s quiet and you squint through the slits of the closet door at the surrounding bedroom. “Kaeya, I know what’s been missing!” you whisper-yell at him, head knocking against a hanging cape.
You, he wants to say, It’s always been you. What comes out instead is your voice, effectively cutting him off. “An ugly vase!”
He can get behind that too. Maybe one day he’ll show his full hand, lay out every card, and wait for the swinging axe to take off his head - and maybe you’ll just pull him along to haggle with antique dealers in the name of ironic decoration. “You read my mind, sweetheart.”
#✧ my writing#—stellaronhvnters.#genshin impact#kaeya x reader#genshin impact x reader#genshin kaeya x reader#genshin impact kaeya x reader#kaeya x gn!reader#genshin x reader#idk i might delete this later#i don't think it's an original concept??#LMKKK#also i think he lives in the knights' quarters or smth.. whatever
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Okay listen I see it all the time in hetalia fanfic where x nation is busy with the ambiguous task of "paperwork" assigned by their boss and I can only imagine its always a file that was in the bottom of some govt worker's desk containing a project that was abandoned years ago.
So now said nation is stressed out over something that is so unimportant that if they ask for data no one will know where it is and no thisisntsomethingthatalsohappenstomeatworkokay
#give this random personified immortal dude a crossword puzzle or smth#give this guy uhhh u know the budget plans from 12 quarters ago#hetalia
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LMAO there’s no way someone made a callout blog for TBHK, you people have way too much free time on your hands
#and this is coming from ME#like no shit the manga is problematic ppl have been saying this for years#but newsflash people are well within their right to enjoy problematic media#what is your goal here?? are you gonna arrest everyone who likes it??#you do realize how stupid that makes you look right??#i almost didn’t watch it bcuz i heard bad things but when i gave it a chance the fan service really wasn’t that bad??#aside from a few weird scenes and official arts it’s super easy to overlook unless you’re only reading it to complain abt it#who checks out tbhk and expects it to be a masterpiece anyways i just read it for the silly ghosts#it truly was never that serious#if you can’t get past the fan service that’s totally understandable but no one is automatically a horrible person just bcuz they like the#show/manga#grow up#tbhk#toilet bound hanako kun#hanako kun#fandom discourse#nene yashiro#kou minamoto#sousuke mitsuba#i just could never imagine investing that much time and energy into smth i hate#and also the weird shit stopped like a quarter ways into the manga#you’d know that if you actually bothered to read it
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Tom and Jerry is actually so funny because sometimes Tom does actually start the fight or whatever but usually it's just Jerry and Spike going out of their way to make this cats day absolutely horrendous
#spike just snatched this cats hotdog right out iof his hand ate it and and then handed him like a nickel or a quarter or something#SIR?!?!!?!!#THIS IS A FOOD CART#I KNOW YOU HAVE MONEY TO PAY FOR THAT MEAL#and then he proceeded to give like a million dollars to jerry for playing the bongo or smth#like!?!???#help lmao#tom and jerry
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Let f Narrator be 6'0. Coward.
i am in favor of that as well
#asks#my process 4 heights was considering that they easily pass as guys they need to be at least around my height and then the narrator should be#taller than Tyler because I liked that wrt the casting lmao#the main thing that stopped me from saying smth like 5' 11“ or 6' for the narrator was that i think their difference should be only 2-3#inches and Tyler i think should be very much like. extremely average#5' 7“ tallish i guess for a woman but when u average all americans together#im around 5' 8“ (specifically a quarter inch under as no nurse has ever let me forget because every single year theyre like. aw maybe youll#grow. no. i have been 5 7.75 since i was 12 ma'am) so that also influences it..... it is the Normal Height to me from which all other#heights are judged
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FREAK OF THE WEEK AWARD GOES TO
*drum roll* 🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁
KRUGSTON‼️‼️‼️‼️
#krugston#airoah#noah krugston#everyones favorite grey alien#spoofsart#GUYS HE HE HES GONNA POST IN LIKE 3 OR SO DAYS. ON KRUGSTON MEDIA HE MADE A POST SAYING THAT HES GONNA POST THE NEW EPISODE IN A WEEK IM SO#HYPE!!! AAGHFHAJHFJSHG!!!!#ITS LITERALLY BEEN A WHOLE FRIGGEN YEAR SINCE THE LAST EP SO THIS ONE IS GONNA BE A BANGER IM SO EXCITED!!!! IM GONNA OVERANALYZE EVERY#SINGLE DETAIL DOWN TO THE FRAME. I SWEAR I SWEAR BY IT AS A DIEHARD DIRT EATING KRUGSTON FAN IM GOING TO GO ABSOLUTELY BONKERS!!!!#LOVE THIS GUY SO MUCH AHDUAHFIWHUFHR!!!!!!!!!!!#heres him he lost his quarter now hes going to spent the entirety of the episode fighting people to get his quarter back!#he put his quarter in those fortune teller machines and it said smth like “in the future... you will have one less quarter in your pockets”#and he was so mad. fuming with rage. hes sooo stupid and funnie#hes like a regular show episode compiled into one being hes so awesome#cant wait for the new post i gotta draw this guy more istg ghhhhh
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very deep urge to make a quilt like not my little half inch epp slow fiddly stuff im working on but dont have a solid plan for but like just churn out an actual blanket sized quilt really fastttt i want a project with a finish line in sight. so i guess i need to start looking for patterns that arent the overcomplicated stuff im normally drawn to
#this has been sitting in my head since the whole spending nearly 2 weeks on the couch with only old polyester blankets available to me#and thinking every night that it would be nice to have a cotton quilt to use instead. but now the urge is rlly hitting me#and i dont want it to be a scrappy random fat quarters sort so i need to see whats in my stash and start actually planning smth....#but its after midnight i need to try and sleep. crossing my arms grumpily#also somewhat brought on by me getting frustrated w my wrist issues with hand sewing. which i love dearly. but it is slow and painful#p
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SO CRANKY that I cannot find current advice for how to deal with COVID exposure. Pretty sure the WHO's infographic of "isolate for 14 days regardless" is dated. Pretty sure the CDC's utter lack of recommendation is a nod to corporate desires. What does the current actual science say about best practices to keep others safe?
#honestly with stuff like work/family in *my specific* case i'm okay with less than *best* practices#as my work/family are all fairly healthy and unconcerned about precautions re: unsymptomatic and also not a lot of tight quarters#but say should i at least make sure i have a negative test each morning or smth#who knows#not me#covid
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when i thought my inbox was gonna be full of cute / sexy / smart msgs:(
#but not actually ruined#what is this a bot or smth#is this even a real person#also 26 is so fucking old :/#like get ready for a quarter life crisis yall#em.rambles ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁
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u ever watch a horror movie like hmmm [adds another potential trauma to the character]
#cw gore mention sorry#this is just me remembering the hills have eyes and everything that happens to doug in the last quarter of the movie tbh#the bit where he wakes up in the... freezer type thing full of body parts lol. just absolute panic slamming on the lid to get out#but also the fact that he is just covered in blood completely fucked up going thru it#begging for his life from the giant dude bringing the axe up against his head until he gets the opening to stab him w the screwdriver#i mean lee Is The Danger to most of the family members but if it's thomas or bubba i can see this type of scene playing out#or hoyt w his stupid gun to get the upper hand (:#idk if this is better or worse than when i considered lf cutting into his face while he Seems Dead from being knocked out by sissy poison (#mb a paralytic like nightshade... and waking up during smth like that lol lmao#sorry i am literally just in my own tags like huh time to brainstorm new ways to be mean to the jock
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no more hiding. scared? do it scared.
#this is about the fact that i just changed into my three-quarter trousers#so some cuts will be visible. but they're a week old or older. maybe i can pretend they're ransom or smth#at least if the kids ask.#decided it's *probably* safe enough that if im careful the worse and recent ones won't bleed through these trousers#and they *are* so much more comfy
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im going to finish this if it kills me (lucky jumbo fic six)
#the cryptid speaks#lucky jumbo <3#i KNOW it's been like . a year and a quarter but listen guys. listen this thing's getting finished#it's not even like this fic is tricky i jus have had 0 writing focus for like two years or smth#but im making it. slowly. but SURELY.#unfortunately i have decided to end this fic on Exposition hour so. that will take a minute#but i stg i STG. im getting this fic out this month. if it kills me#and i will keep writing for lucky jumbo. even if it is at the speed of one fic a year. bloody fingers digging in tight i will keep sailing#shout out to my other fellow lucky jumbors. how are u 4 people doing
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LET’S HAVE A SLEEPOVER!!
ask/share whatever you’d like!! something that’s happened to you lately (good or bad!), an ask for tips and tricks (advice if you want!), your new favourite anything! (recommendations too), a fic that’s left you feeling all typa ways, and anything else really!
#sleepover!#i’m missin all of ya 🥹#i can start!!!#hmmm my fave fic that ive recently read is still an observer of longing by shibaraki 🥹 its a hajime fic and just. had me bawling so terribly#its literally my dream fic i think. a bsf to lovers slowburn w hajime and seijoh4 WHAT MORE COULD I ASK FOR. written by monty too?! IM SOLD#i have a whooole stash of more fave fics tho 🥺🥺🥺#i recently started doing roma’s curling lashes before bed trick (with castor oil!) and it does make me feel so pretty 🥺 i love it#ive also been loving dune 2 ajzjjd i want to rewatch it again#smth good thats been happening to me is im gaining lots of momentum lifewise after a slow last yr#so 🥹🥹 things are looking exciting and hopefully i can set better goals this 2nd quarter!!
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Well that was... unsettling...
#ariaplays: isat#isat spoilers#bro i was like wondering where it was gonna go wrong at that part after i beat the king cuz i was like: aint no way its over yet?#and i was having such a good time talking to everyone cuz i thought siffrin gonna get killed by a trap after that room or smth#AND THEN! euphrasie just suddenly looked so devastated and the music got so distorted and she knew siffrin's name (how?)#and like oooooohhhh mygod what was that. and now im at act 3 back in the meadow and siffrin ououououghghgh.......#siffrin telling mira a lie bout a silly nightmare like i legit saw that split second timeframe in which he decided to just lie#ouououghghghg painful bro. painful. but the most painful part is that id have to beat the king again orz......#it took me AWHILE to beat that guy. he killed me like TWICE with his hp down to the quarter and i refused to let that count to the loop#cuz i didnt wanna lose my bomb and yea sure tbf i couldve just equipped the memory for it but like-- siffrin's extra hp tho#and if it was possible to kill the king without having to loop and lose the bomb i crafted then id take that chance#it was a terrible experience tho. i had to exit the game itself to reload a save for that. first defeat happened cuz i THOUGHT#he'd only do that deadly attack ONCE and i had the shield on cooldown when he did it the 2nd time and uuuuggghhhh#2nd battle was the worst my rng during then was ASS everyone was in life support cuz the king kept BUFFING HIMSELF#and i couldnt use the shield cuz i cant count the turns. i dont even know how to and even if i could my memory cant keep up#and with the king buffing himself. the tears reducing my team's def. it was the worst possible combination like bro...#and now im in act 3 and gonna have to fight him again ouououuoghhghghghhg..... ill try and level up everyone before that fight then....#everyone was at 50 by the king's fight (except for siff ofc he was at 59 i think?). i know i can get the others at 52 tho
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