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can we reintroduce “disturbing” back into the popular lexicon in place of most uses of “traumatizing”
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I call this the create a new problem technique
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i hate it when people are writing a long ass thing and start a parenthetical aside and forget to close parentheses it makes me feel like i cant escape from the sentence
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every woman thinks she's evil and irredeemable for making a few avoidable mistakes while every man goes about his day thinking he's normal after having emotionally tortured at least 5 different women
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im gonna be so FUCKING busy these next couple weeks, days, minutes…. but the most important event is not meeting various celebrity musicians…no it is the fact that my sexy former professor will be attending a gallery reception i invited him to and i will get to catch up with him and stare longingly into his big brown orbs. i told my friend that theres no FUCKING way he doesnt know that ive wanted to jump his bones for the past 6 years and she said that he probably loves the tension and bro that made me bricked even HARDER!!!!!!!!!!! hes married and has a wife but that TENSION!!!!!!!!!
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Darksided things are happening on instagram
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Might be the best DM I have ever received as a tattooer
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Hold on…
Bobos CHECK!
Are you a BOBOS!?
If so…
MY MANS!!!!
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when you’re cleaning and you find the best bootleg dvds from your past travels
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had a dream that someone suggested the best gender neutral form of address would be Mþ (pronounced Myth) and i immediately said "mith me with that gay shit HEYOOO" and woke up at 4:30am hanging sideways off of my bed
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saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him
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me when i am actively yawning and should close my eyes to go to sleep: now seems to be the perfect time to look up the wikipedia page for every single word/thing that i see.
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