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kalisseo · 2 months ago

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actually i think Topher's queernes is important for his character

#/hj #or maybe not....#not claiming that hes officially queer just in case #i just think him being lgbt is something that fits perfectly into his character #and yes i know he claims to be a straight male ally #which actually is one of my reasons of why he's lgbt #purrsonally i just think that the moments he starts to realize hes too deep into this woke persona #that he can't fathom the idea of not being straight or cis or whatever #or whatever sigh i don't care actually/sarc #gay/unlabeled Topher is so dear toe #to me*#same with transfem topher #sighh i have a lot to say about transfem topher #clone high #i almost forgot #clone high topher

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ghostmegumi · 1 month ago

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Whenever i see some cool fandom activity and decide to join it, there is always some sort of of hidden commitee that i have to go through to actually join this thing and then i look dumb and???? Genuine question, is this the same with ace attorney ask blogs???? Is there some otherwordly government that picks people to join ace attorney ask blogs???/j or can i just go ahead make an account and just thats all????

#ace attorney #shitpost #ask blogs #asking for a friend #or maybe not....

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dozydawn · 2 months ago

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nimble, a border collie-papillon mix, wins the 12” class in the 2024 masters agility championship. the first time a mixed breed has won at westminster ever.

#that’s a bright expression #agility #dogs #borderpap #she leans into her jump & runs like a motogp driver practically sideways to the ground #mixed breed #oops i’ve read a lot & maybe my post unintentionally contributes to the pattern of calling designer dogs mutts when that’s not right #but then again a lot of people learned what a howitzer is. educational post

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willowcrowned · 3 months ago

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if you're feeling powerless right now—and god knows I am—here's a reminder you can donate to the National Network of Abortion Funds, the Trans Law Center, Gaza Soup Kitchen, the Palestine Children's Relief Fund, and hundreds of other charities that will work to mitigate the damage that has been and will continue to be inflicted

life continues. we still have the capacity to do good, important work. that matters

#I'm calling it now and heading to sleep #and by shabbos maybe someone will have publiziced a version of התפילה בשלומה של מלכות that accurately describes #the degree to which certain parties can go fuck themselves #politics #donate #willow's greatest hits

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word-count-bullet-count · 4 months ago

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I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great

#i really do agree we need a kneeling knight emoji i'd use the FUCK out of that #can i tag this 'chivalry' or perhaps 'arthuriana'#shann talks shit #chivalry #arthuriana #maybe even #paladin #edit: thanks to the people reblogging this i now know of knightposting #knightposting #second edit: listen I didn’t hv an oc in mind when I compiled this but I just remembered that I do hv a knight oc #morghen coded #compilation post

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jellogram · 1 month ago

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On my first day in Germany I got to my hotel and I couldn't get the lights to turn on. And I was like "Eh, fuck it, I'll just take a shower in the dark." And then the shower wouldn't get hot. I waited and waited and it stayed ice cold.

So I go down to the front desk and I'm like "My lights won't turn on and my shower won't get hot" so they send this guy up with me. We get into the room and I flick the switch and nothing happens so I'm like "See?"

And he goes "You must put your card in the slot."

"I... what? I have to put my room card in the light switch?"

"Of course!"

Now I have been in many hotels in the US and never encountered this concept, but apparently it was something most of their guests already knew. So I'm looking like a fool at this point. I feel like an idiot. The dude is fully grinning at me. I put the card in the slot and voila, the light turns on.

Then he's like "Ok, let's see if the shower works. You know you must wait for the hot water?" and I just know he's thinking I'm an idiot who also can't use a shower. This stupid American can't wait for the hot water! She can't even use a light switch or a shower!

And I guess he was distracted by these thoughts of my stupidity, because this dude fully stepped into the shower. In his nice dress shirt and slacks. He just. Gets into the shower.

And turns it on.

Have you ever seen a playing field get leveled instantaneously

#jokes on you we're both fucking stupid #and yes the shower was in fact broken and they changed me to another room #our other hotel rooms in europe also had the keycard lightswitches so maybe it's a european thing? maybe north america is weird? idk

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mobgoblin · 20 days ago

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Queued right up for it

#this makes me think of that one post that’s like ‘i’m a 🪲 fan or a 🪲 hater based on whichever feels funnier in the moment’#growing up on them is maybe just like that #the beatles #chatter tag

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blorboresidue · 5 months ago

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one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

#the funny thing is she DOES know who ben affleck is #mom you're the one who made me watch good will hunting!!!#ah well. mommy doesn't know who the guy is #I'm gonna start saying that as if it's a popular meme phrase that everyone knows. maybe i can gaslight pple into using it #....you know what. please reblog this actually. it's what mommy deserves

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thankstothe · 2 months ago

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folk hero really

#house md #gregory house #stacy warner #Peter Foster #screencap #s02e10 “Failure to Communicate”#longpost #yeah bribe him in 5s #maybe throw in some viagra too fuck it #long post

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clonerightsagenda · 3 months ago

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I was rambling on the issue of museums and human remains and how certain populations are more likely to have their bodies put on display to be gawked at and then went "well I guess the Pompeii casts were of Europeans. there are bones in there right?" and Googled it to make sure, at which point I confirmed that yes there are bones in there, but more interestingly DNA testing revealed that a cast of an adult holding a child everyone assumed was a mother and child were, in fact, a man and a kid entirely unrelated to him. Honestly that's more moving to me. Maybe they were connected in a way other than blood, but maybe a stranger saw a child when the world was ending and thought the one thing he could do was hold them.

#or maybe he was the babysitter. idk #crack open a pompeii cast like a kinder egg and there's teeth in there #now personally if people wanted to put my bones on display I'd be cool with it #maybe I'll decide to donate myself to science idk. I don't want to be used to practice face lifts though...#writing in my will 'if someone wants to have my skull on their bookshelf that's fine. put a candle inside it'#why this

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jessepinwheel · 1 year ago

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I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

#maybe the true eldritch horror is the shrimp we met along the way

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qrowscant · 7 months ago

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