#or maybe i’m RIGHT

[potato-lord-but-not]

If all four of the guys had access to music up to today, what would they like?

Also what are Oscar’s opinions on modern worship music?

scrolled all the way back to find this just so I could say that I think Oscar would drunkenly sob to any and every Martina McBride song

[bumpintheroad]

feeling weird about things and i don’t like it

[dncingthrghlife]

th-alia?!? TH-alia?!?

[mothergold]

y’all ever crack ur back so good it makes u have a mini orgasm or is that just me 😟😅

[littlemsterious]

i was thinking about that post comparing Jessica Rabbit as an asexual to Barbie and an asexual and then i thought of the Neil Gaiman post (was it a post?) about Crowley and Aziraphale being asexual sexless and then this happened.

anyways. thoughts?

sorry it took so long I meant to do this a week ago but my brain is full of rocks.

[Image ID a three sided venn diagram. the big circles show Margot Robbie's Barbie sitting in front of a mirror, Jessica and Roger Rabbit from the poster of Who Framed Roger Rabbit, and Aziraphale and Crowley from Good Omens standing back to back. Between Barbie and Jessica Rabbit it says "sexualised by society". Between Jessica Rabbit and Aziraphale and Crowley it says "Knows what sex is". Between Aziraphale and Crowley and Barbie it says "no reproductive system(?)". the center is the asexual flag. End ID]

Also i haven't seen the Barbie movie as of this edit so at least please tag your spoilers.

[poqu]

still dreaming of that night

[amnenome]

Have you seen this man?? Local woman and son on search for wanted-criminal husband.

Aka, Penelope and Telemachus get fed up and go on their own quest to find Odysseus, and have a completely normal time

[frownyalfred]

Pissed-off Batkid: “I’m not Batman.”

[authority figure] who’s about to ruin their entire year: “Yeah, that much is pretty obvious. Because Batman would’ve already figured a way out of this shit.”

[softhe4rted]

to begin with, the sweet grass by mary oliver, from “devotions”

[izsheum]

(Left) imagine being so insufferable that you get sent to the enemy team as a weapon of mass annoyance…(and are probably sent right back)

(Right) see they argued a LOT in earthspark and let me tell you right now. it Could mean nothing. it Could.

sighs dreamily…..screamer…

i was giggling to myself while making this erm

and ykw i think they WOULD be kpop fans and i’m not just saying that because i am. i’m not!! (they’d love red velvet)

[kachowden]

What about a giant yandere boyfriend. (Drabble)

Previously terrorizing the city or town you lived in. Wreaking havoc on buildings. And then he sees you. Itty bitty tiny you. And he’s just stunned. Who knew ants could be so cute?? Of course you’re his now. Grabbed by the scuff of your shirt and lifted wayyyyy to high above the destroyed ground, and sat gently into his warm calloused palm. He’s startling attractive of course. Especially for a havoc wreaking giant.

Big ol pretty eyes stare down at you, wonder struck, as a giant finger gently nudges into the side of you, your much smaller hands trying to push it away. And he’s just absolutely enamored. You’re so fucking cute. Fear not citizens, your homes will no longer be destroyed because the giant that was doing it just got a major love boner for one of your kind. Congratulations. 👏

Of course he takes you with him, carefully maneuvering himself away from the city and towards the forest, but not before asking which home was yours and uprooting it from the ground to bring with him.

[butchharts]

sexy as fuck weird girls pspspsps

[iwritenarrativesandstuff]

I always have a soft spot for characters who have a protective streak for another out of gratitude for their kindness towards them, but Charles’ protectiveness towards Edwin really hits a particular way because it’s so so apparent that it’s specifically about wanting Edwin to feel as safe and as comfortable around him as Edwin made Charles feel in his dying moments. I’m going to shatter like glass.

[shepscapades]

Not quite

[jiauro]

Heavy is no longer my least played class

[kingofmyborrowedheart]

Begging swifties to understand that Taylor didn’t write reputation and Lover with the knowledge of how the relationship was going to end and that trying to “excavate” those albums for evidence to prove a specific theory as to why it ended is not how they should be viewed. Taylor wrote those songs feeling a very specific way because that’s what she was experiencing and she is now reflecting on them with hindsight and relates to them differently than when she first created them. These conflicting emotions can exist; how she views it now doesn’t diminish how she felt about it when she first released it.