#or maybe he is? girl idk i’m like 5’2

[porcelainvino]

i have this conspiracy theory that chris colfer is trying to convince everyone that he’s taller than he actually is and that’s why his hair is so tall

[justsomeoneintoomanyfandoms]

heyy asking for an obey me matchup if you could!🥲 feel free to ignore this for any reason!🩷

here’s the info: straight girl, leo, estj 3w4 (idk if you know enneagram but just throwing it there just in case lol), 5’2 and somewhere between average and chubby, very long brown hair and big black eyes with light skin(im west asian and i dont leave the house so im not tan, idk what else to call it😭). for personality, im very attentive and i care a bit too much maybe, which has caused people to think im clingy and it sometimes becomes a problem in relationships😁 i require lots of love and affection and give it back 100%, and i really cant live with inconsistencies so i can be pretty confrontational if theres a problem with someones behaviour. i like pink and other bright colors and all cute/funny/interesting things. i’m the kind of person who has surface level knowledge on almost everything. there are way too many things i dislike, but stubborn and selfish people would probably take the cake. my hobbies include discovering new music, singing, writing and researching esoterism! for extra: i unwillingly make a high pitched bashful-sounding customer service voice when i talk to strangers 🤨

thank you so much in advance, have a super nice dayy 🌞

Hi Anon! Thank you for your request! Sorry it took a while. I hope you like your matchup!

In Obey Me, I match you with...

If you’re clingy and affectionate, Asmo’s the perfect match for you. He’s clingy and affectionate as well so you’ll both be able to full up the other’s quota of attention whenever it’s needed.

Since you both need a lot of affection, this also applies here. Asmo loves getting attention but he also loves showering you in it as well so it’s a win-win for both of you.

Now, Asmo can be a bit selfish so this might lead to some conflict since you don’t really like selfish people. However, he’s self-aware enough that he recognises when it’s going too far and can often reign it in.

Oh, you’re going to be absolutely swamped with cute things that Asmo’s seen when he’s out and about and has bought because them made him think of you! He loves being able to spoil you with things he knows you’re going to like.

You two would be an absolute power couple at karaoke! Asmo definitely loves singing as well so you’re both going to be up on stage singing together, having a great time.

[post-office-by-the-bay]

this is your second mate giselle speaking,

HII COVEY!!! how was prom??? and how are you doing??? anyways, omg i have a little love life update (the legacy of aphrodite is coming out) and it’s pretty crazy!!! okay so first of all, i met this amazing guy, let’s call him joe. so i’ve seen joe around in the halls since like september and i’ve always been like woah i love his style he’s so cute and he was so silly like so adorable. and he’s waved to me in the hallway before even though we didn’t even know each others names, and he’s smiled at me, OMG AND ONCE HE TRIED TO THROW SOMETHING INTO THE TRASH CAN AT LUNCH AND HE MISSED AND THIS DUDE FR PUT BOTH HANDS ON TOPD OF HIS HEAD AND GOES “OH NO 😨” IN THE MOST DRAMATIC WAY AND I BURST OUT LAUGHING- anyways, so we made eye contact and i felt really bad and embarrassed because i was laughing with him but he didn’t know that, but we make eye contact and he just smiles at me like- i ascended into heaven. anyways, turns out my friend is besties with him so she was like imma put u on fr fr. so she like talked to some of his friends as well and they were like oh yeah i know giselle blah blah she’s really pretty and i think she’d go great with joe! and like trust me, we would’ve been AMAZING TOGETHER. like, basically he’s a skater boy and i’m like coquette, rory gilmore, academic weapon yk? like he was fr a punk (skater) and i did ballet (figure skating) so it was like perfect because i’m also really academically driven and he def isn’t failing but yk he isn’t like me? like imagine a short (i’m 5’2) girl in a black turtle neck carrying her books that takes things way too seriously and is super uptight with her brunette hair in a bun, and then a guy with super messy curls that’s super tall and really lanky with baggy jeans and sweaters and headphones that is super chill all of the time just balancing her out! literally the lyric “you know how to ball i know aristotle” by taylor swift! and our mutual friends said he would get me to loosen up and he’s super sweet and i’d get him to lock in for once and i’ll being calmness and stuff into his life. it would’ve been opposites attract! so we meet, we hit it off, he says he liked my outfit, (he even stood up to talk to me instead of just sitting down at his lunch table!), asked for my number, and he laughed at all of my jokes, i made him nervous (in the good way), and it was just so amazing. and afterwards i heard him saying like “woah she was so pretty thank you for introducing me to her sm” to my friend. and now we’re texting nonstop and he’s trying to meet me after class and walk me from club meetings (i asked him to pick me up from class and he went “time and place” LIKE OMG!!!) and we have the same music taste and and and one day he leaves me on opened… just completely ghosts. and i ask him if he wants to walk around and he goes “nah i have to lock in for this class” which like yea i get! but combined with the ghosting and becoming dry and bored with me… and he hasn’t responded for six days… and all of our friends are so confused because even his closest friends were like dude he likes you i know him trust me (body language, the way he acted with me, the fact that he gave me his number, and the fact that they know him super closely). i’m just like torn because idk what happened! anyways this is the longest thing i’ve ever written and i hope i wasn’t boring you 😭 but yea my love life will definitely make aphrodite proud!!! at least it’s entertaining… oh and you don’t have to like give me advice or anything if you don’t want to i thought it’d just be fun to update you on my crazy love life! spilling the tea is one of my many passions frfr

this is your second mate giselle signing off,

with love,

dior giselle

my beloved heart, dior, giselle

OH MY GOD WHAT IS BRO DOING???? NOT HIM FUMBLING WHAT IS GOING ON????

the switch up is kinda insane...i wonder if like maybe hes feeling insecure or something??? like maybe he likes you too much and feels like hes not good enough or something??? i dont know boys are so confusing sometimes i wish i didn't like them lmao-

anyways, i hope you reached out to you eventually!! you guys do seem like you'd make a cute couple!!

all my love,

covey 𐙚⊹ ࣪ ˖

[tasteofgummies]

🌼hiii can i have a (separate) matchup with mista and jonathan, sfw and nsfw for both pls? if u can’t do both then just mista is fine 🫶🏻

i’m a cis girl (afab) and my pronouns are she/her, i’m 5’2” w long brown hair and i’m on the chubbier side LOL oops!!!

i’m a v introverted/shy person so i don’t have a wide variety of irl friends but instead a few close knit friends. however i do try to go out of my way to be nice to people whether that be like…picking up something they dropped, asking if they need help with anything, idk im just a people pleaser and one of my biggest fears is coming off as “mean”

i’m into watching anime, reading, crafting, and also musicals! i’m such a broadway nerd it’s not even funny lmao it’s probably my #1 fandom

i feel like the way i would act around my f/o would be lovey dovey without laying it on tooo thick. like i love giving/receiving cutesy nicknames like “honey, sweetheart, my love” as opposed to the regular ole “babe” 😪 my love language is gift giving so i’ll def spoil them with little things that make me think of them, like their favorite candies, maybe a new game we can play together, or just anything that catches my eye hehehe🤭

tysm in advance you’re the best!! ❤️

I really tried to do Jonathan, but inspiration just wasn't on my side, I hope you like it anyway:( but I like the dynamic between you and Jonathan, so as soon as I can put it on paper, I'll edit this post, or post Jonathan's part separately

Mista x you ✨

>Guido definitely is the "excuse me, she asked for no pickles" to your "really, it's fine (⁠^⁠～⁠^⁠;⁠)⁠ゞ"

>Even though he's an extrovert, and certainly not shy, he doesn't have many friends apart from the Bucci-gang, so he can relate to you, and is happy to know you choose your friends wisely

>Adores you kindness, he thinks you're such a cute little thing, helping people wherever you go

>But he realizes that your insecurity plays a part on that, he'll encourage you to set healthy boundaries and cherish yourself the way he cherishes you

>You're so awesome!!! Please listen to him

>If you're with him in Naples, it's likely you will get scammed frequently by people who claim to need help. He can recognize these scams easily, but if you're on your own, you may fall for it

>After you tell him about it, he'll pepper little kisses to your face, and tell you it's not your fault for being nice, all you have to do know is tell him who did that to you, and they'll never bother you anymore

>There's perks to your boyfriend being in the mafia and being able to intimidate people easily

>If you apologize and say something like "I'm sorry that came off mean" he'll tell you it's okay to not make every single sentence you say sound nice, sometimes you're talking about something serious, or something you're passionate about, and you get emotional, that's okay

>Canonically both his favorite movies are romance ones, so you can be sure he's getting into romance animes and plays

>On the surface, Mista is the "I don't get why they sing all of a sudden" but internally he's belting to every song

>He gets into musicals as soon as you introduce them to him

>His favorite musicals are Legally Blonde and Anything Goes

>Calls you chickadee afterwards tho 💀

>Cries to Burn from Hamilton every single time

>I think he has a thing for reverse harem, it's just so cute! The protagonist has so many options, and still chooses his true love over princes, millionaires, models, you name it

>This is also powered by the fact that he has literally no clue what you see in him, yet he can still be sure you would always pick him

>He's so glad you're affectionate, he's soooo touch starved

>He's good with the rougher part of crafts, he can build you a table, but he can't do origami to save his life

>He probably calls you "babe" at the start of your relationship, but then realizes he gets a better reaction out of you when he says something more classically romantic

>Calls you bambolotta, which means "little doll"

>He deadass stops functioning when you give him a gift

>He'll get teary eyed and kiss you out of excitement, but then will try to unsuccessfully play it cool (he's just like me fr)

>He tries to repay all of your love during sex

>He's dedicated to make you feel just as good as you make him feel

>Loves to leave marks on the fat of your hips and chest

>Speaking about chest, he pays special attention to your boobs, making sure you're getting extra stimulation

>Not gonna lie, he's into some raunchy stuff, but I think your doting nature will soften him up, he's not vanilla either, but focuses way more in your pleasure

>He does get excited and lose some common sense, but you have a safe sign/word for those cases

>Gets addicted to fucking you silly, you're so overstimulated you can't protest when he's pampering you, cleaning you and whispering sweet nothings in your ear

>"Please, please let me do this, bambolotta, let me spoil you the same way you do with me"

[rookiesbookies]

I had an idea a long time ago I want to finalize.

I want like Lex Luthor to get into a PR nightmare and his PR team be like “do what Bruce does in PR nightmares and adopt a kid”.

So Lex adopts a girl, probably 15-16 ish because he didn’t want a kid that was too small or too old, he also wanted a kid that would be able to self govern.

So the girl is 16, probably never knew her parents, has a job, shit like that.

Im thinking when Lex adopts her he’s like “I just need you to appear in public with me a couple times a week. Do some charity work maybe, idk but you get to live in my mansion”

She’s like “ok, I want to major in business anyway”.

At first Lex is like “cool, sweet, awesome” but then he has the “oh shit” moment of

What if Superman tries to kill my kid.

Which makes him feel like an asshole because he may have just subjected his kid to an awful fate.

She’s probably like a chocolate/caramel brunette and about 5’4” ish. She’s pretty but in a dorky-cute way. She’s not super skinny but definitely has weight to her so probably about 140 pounds. Most of it being in her thighs because I have a pretty clear idea of what she looks like. I’d like to believe that she’s from like Georgia or Florida, because the idea of Lex flying down to a state to grab a kid, keeping it a secret for like a month, then randomly showing up with her is awesome to me. Also her accent would stick out in the New Jersey crowds so you’d always know when she was around because of her naturally loud voice.

I’d like to believe Lex gets invited to a Wayne Gala and that’s when she is really introduced.

She’s in some long purple or green dress with like a sweet heart neckline, it’s higher in the front than the back and she’s in some large chunky pumps that makes her stand at about 5’9” or 5’10”.

Now in my cannon, Dick is 5’8” around 24 at this point, Tim is like 5’6” at 15, and Damian is like 12 and 5’2”. Jason is 6’ easy, 6’2” in his boots. (This will all be important later)

So she’s taller than Dick, Tim, and Damian, but has to look up at Bruce (6’) and Jason, but Jason is still ‘dead’.

Jason gets to play guard in the Batman suit at the galas to basically he sits by a window looking in on the whole thing in case something or someone attacks so Bruce can’t be assumed as Batman.

So imagine with me that Clark is at a Wayne Gala, he sees Lex walking in with this younger looking girl on his side. She’s got makeup on she Clark can’t really tell how old she is and Lex walks up to Bruce to be greeted.

Bruce goes “who’s your girlfriend?” Then Lex’s new kid puts her hand on her chest.

“Pardon me, Mr. Wayne, but I am not Mr. Luthor’s ‘girlfriend’. Mr. Luthor adopted me out of the goodness of his heart a month ago and I was interested in attending this Gala because I wholeheartedly support what these charities are about.” She looks distraught, she’s kinda upset, she’s clutching her small purse with white knuckles. “It is very inappropriate for you to make an assumption like that Mr. Wayne.”

Lex is like “Bruce, that’s my daughter, (name to be decided), I adopted her and wanted to keep it on the down low, but she heard about this event and asked to go and I said of course,” after the girl stomps off to the desert table.

Imagine her angrily eating sweets and the whole time Jason is in the comms with Barbara (Dick, Tim, Bruce, Damian, and Cass who are all at the Gala have comms in) just LAUGHING. “Jesus, old man, you really messed up this one! Can’t wait for that public apology!”

So Tim is like “I’m going to go say hi.” Then kinda makes his way over.

“Hello, Im Timothy Drake-Wayne,” he holds out his hand for her to shake but she’s holding a slice of cake on a plate. She kinda shuffles it in her hands and sets it down on a table near her.

“(Name I choose) Luthor. Nice to meet you Mr. Drake-Wayne. I am very pleased to be able to attend a gathering that is striving for the better for animals. I’m very passionate about the topic myself.”

Tim’s like “May I ask your relationship with Lex?” She tells him about how he adopted her and shit. So she probably does this with each of the kids attending but Cass.

Imagine she’s like in the middle of talking to Damian, who is apprehensive toward her in every way, doesn’t even shake her hand, he stands at a distance, stuff like that. She’s talking and goes “I have cats at home, would you like to see a picture?”

Damian nods his head so fast, and she pulls out her phone and holds up a photo of this American Short hair- Siamese mix that is all white with crystal blue eyes. “He’s about 8, I named him Dashing Through the Snow as a kid, but everyone calls him Dash.”

She IMMEDIATELY becomes one of Damian’s favorite people. She also shows him a photo of a little black cat, maybe a year old, which green eyes “his name is Kryptonite, I got him when I moved in with Mr. Luthor.”

Now Clark isn’t listening and he just years “kryptonite” and freaks the fuck out. So he runs to the bathroom and Bruce is like “what happened.” Meanwhile Lex had found a microphone and is like “I have a big announcement to make, everyone!”

Jason is HOWLING with laughter, like “oh this is gonna be good.”

This girl is called to the stage, “every I’d like to introduce you to my daughter, (name), who I adopted last month. I took influence from Bruce’s wonderful job with his kids and couldn’t help myself when I met her.”

Lois Lane turns to where Bruce just was, sees he’s gone. Then she’s already typing the headline, “Bruce Wayne disappears while Lex Luthor introduces newly adopted daughter.”

Im going to make another part to this later, maybe add references and shit.

[rooolt]

OC ramblys bc I had plans for today but then they got cancelled so now I’m bored and gonna make it everyone’s problem (this will be a fairly long post)

okay okay general context, world based around magical girl media bc I love it, main five characters are like a group they all have a color and a weapon and all the characters are like in high school

Autumn Liowitz (only character with a last name) is my main character worstie girl. It’s very important to me that you know she’s ginger and had bangs. She’s some green character representation as a main character and also she sucks. Like yes is her life kinda bad? Yeah, her mom left when she was two and her dads dead, but her sister who’s 19 and her legal guardian is pretty cool and her dad died two years ago and she’s still being a bitch about it. Like she used to just be kinda snarky but now she’s just kinda nasty and refuses to make friends and I acknowledge that she’s awful. Autumn’s main issue is her refusal get close to people and to take their feelings into account and thus she ends up hurting them whether intentionally or not. For example when one of the members of their little like team thing is hesitant to use her weapon, instead of trying to understand why autumn berates her for bringing the team down and tries to make her quit. She’s aggressive and combative in the beginning but slowly learns to calm down and be patient and let herself have friends. She’s angry because of the death of her father and takes that out on the world around her, which is bad and she shouldn’t do and she learns that. I adore her even though she super sucks and also she’s like the archer and planner of the group.

Bennett is the red guy and he uses a sword. He’s kinda a quiet guy because he spends a lot of time alone but can get into a screaming match with the best of them (autumn is the best of them) and he does. She dislikes his seemingly apathetic attitude and thinks he’s a stuck up rich kid who thinks he’s better than them and he thinks she’s a bitch. He isolated himself in similar ways to autumn and bc his parents weren’t around a lot and so he doesn’t really have any friends either. Him and autumn are so similar and but heads so much that they sorta end up growing together to be more open, first with each other and then other people as well. They do eventually start dating bc of course they do I like making ocs kiss like Barbies and an important thing to note about their dynamic is that autumn is anywhere from 5’7” to 5’9” and Bennett is just pushing 5’2”. She calls him little red and he hates it. He’s good with a sword because he does pretentious rich kid fencing.

Rory is my cute girl character and she’s the only one that’s like, a normal person. She can do such revolutionary things as hold civil small talk with peers and show compassion towards others. She is blue, more along the lines of lighter blues, not necessarily pastel but lighter than like a navy or a royal blue. She uses a big ole axe and is on the baseball team bc she’s the best hitter. I know girl on boys sports team is an over done trope but I LIKE IT okay and it’s fun especially when said girl is very feminine which Rory is. My biggest problems with writing Rory is that I struggle making characters good people and also giving them flaws so Rory tends to sound like not really a person, just like a nice girl, but I will be thinking about her more and trying to make her worse so there that (obviously not worse but giving her some flaws so she feels like a person. Maybe something along the lines of she tries to mediate so much that she often sticks herself into situations she shouldn’t be in idk I’m thinking)

Maya is so troubled I’m so sorry girlie. She got kicked off the gymnastics team cause she accidentally shot a girl with a full real gun (she’s alive it was in the leg) and now is like an outcast. Before that she still wasn’t doing great friends wise bc she had this boyfriend who was like too old for her and bringing her into the wrong crowds and that’s how the gun thing happened. She’s purple and her weapons are, you guessed it, twin pistols. This is where the whole previously mentioned situation with Autumn happens because she doesn’t want to use the guns and autumn gets pissed at her and tells them they’re not friends, just a team, and if she can’t be useful to the team she shouldn’t be on it at all so yeah. Maya is also a lesbian and she and Rory date because I’m a lesbian and I like it when girls kiss, also her parents should divorce, unrelated to everything else, but they should

Finally Chase, because every group needs a former dickhead jock turned reformed bisexual himbo. He’s captain of the baseball team and also the pitcher and he’s originally like toxically masculine, internalized homophobia, my dad hated me kinda guy but bc he and Rory become besties due to the baseball team and he gets involved with the rest of the group he kinda tries to leave that persona behind and just become like a nicer guy. Again his dad sucked because they always do and he’s in prison now, but his mom is like the sweetest woman ever. Chase is yellow, even more gold leaning cause he’s a pretty boy and he uses sorta throwing knife dagger sorta thingies. Chase is a character who’s style I’ve thought about way too much, like he goes from normal jock to sometimes yellow eboy and then sometimes stuff that’s a little more feminine because he wants to and I think he’s very stylish in my brain personally (him and Rory have the most style and everyone else’s style is kinda dogshit or lazy). Also he does eventually date the manager of the baseball team who is like kinda an important reoccurring character but I don’t feel like talking about him right now but he’s fun, his dad is the coach.

okay I’m done unless someone enables me again

[sagessoftwings]

Hi, idk if you do this, but if so, can I have a marvel ship w hc? I’m a ♑️, het, 5’2 girl w black hair, dark eyes, skinny, rly pale. I’ve a grunge style, I dress in dark clothes, boots and leather jackets. I like to write, paint, listen to rock music and I read classics and poetry. I am the sarcastic, introspective and silent-judging kind, I suck at showing affection, but I’m very passionate and I’d die for the few I love. I’ve a strong personality and easily annoying. I love to call people with made up nick and I need someone who can keep up with me and constantly dare me. Thnx 🖤

I’d love to! I’ve never done this before so I’m sorry if it’s not accurate :( I did a tad bit of researching and I feel like you would get Bucky Barnes :))

I definitely feel like when you first met he would have no idea on how to talk to you. You came off as a bit intimidating.

You had a aura of ‘strong young lady who knows what she’s doing. So don’t fuck with me’ vibe

Once literally everyone (and I mean everyone) pushed him to talk to you, you found you had a lot in common.

Bucky was always looking for someone different, someone who stood out and not the same old plain Jane.

I feel like he would be so intrigued when it came to your fashion sense, after all he only had like one shirt just in different colors

Maybe it’s because you looked FIIINE In black.

Steve definitely gives this man relationship advice

Which might I add is literally your best friend. You two paint and draw and talk shit about Bucky hehe.

Anyyyways, one day he was out and found some black lingerie and of course our metal armed friend was to flustered to tell you, but you saw his gaze and red cheeks before leaving the mall

You ended up surprising him with it and WHEW were you hot. I can garentee this man was drooling.

I also feel like if you had tattoos he would be all over that

I think the moment he realized he was in love was the moment you replied to Sam with the most sarcastic answer he’s ever heard.

You both have hard times showing your affection but do it in simple little ways. Even if it’s a run together or making breakfast.

Bucky would adooore taking you out on bike rides and listen to rock music after that hitting up some little joint for food.

You tried to teach him how to paint- buuut you ended up covered it acrylic paint, a terrible drawing of you done by Buck and several hickeys.

Back to the tattoo idea- oop

This made would literally make you get naked just to ask you and look at your tattoos and maybe piercings 🙊

In conclusion this man would be utterly in love with you and would be joined to your hip.

Did I mention he has your name engraved on his bike- um anyways

[notyobabygirl]

hey bebes! idk if this totally makes me an insecure girl but it drives me crazy when my bf’s friends talk about other girls in front of me. like for example- he has a friend that i see pretty often and he has a new girl with him every single time i see him. and tonight he came over and said to me “i have a new girl for you to meet! she’s super chill and fun” because all the other girls i’ve ever met of his, which is literally like 10 at this point, are all super awk around me or just not really into being there with us. and then he continued to tell me and my bf that he met her at the gym he goes to and he looked at my bf and said “bro she’s like a 5’2 little gym chick. so hot” and my bf just like awkwardly laughed and i’m sitting there like… i’m 5’7 and i’m not big but i’m definitely not a “little gym chick” so i was like ok this feels awkward for me lol that he just described the opposite of me. like i feel like i sound super insecure even looking at it that way but idk i just hate how all of my bf’s friends talk about other girls and their looks. i understand they’re all single but idk i find it a tad weird and borderline disrespectful. my bf also told me it was just me and him and 2 of his other guy friends going to this event tonight. but then 2 of his friends brought random girls over and then like 4 other guys showed up to come too so i’m just very annoyed rn in general lol. mainly because they’re all outside rn and im still finishing getting ready inside and my bf popped in and was like “oh btw they brought girls i didn’t know they were going to” and i just hate being blindsided like that or in the dark about change of plans you know? especially if it’s new girls around that i’ve never met it just makes me feel weird lol

i would prob start to get a little annoyed also. and as much as you dont want to hear this, there is like nothing you can really do. they are boys and you might be able to control your boyfriend to a certain degree but you dont really have a say when it comes to his friends and what they do. however the silver lining i can think of is maybe one of these girls they bring around will start to become more than a friend and soon they will get cuffed up. so hold onto that little bit of hope!

[i-need-air]

hello!!! i’m here to request a matchup 💘

a male student please!!

appearance

im a girl i’m 5’2 and 45kg, my hair is black with layers at the front and i have blue eyes with pale skin. i have bags under my eyes most of the time because i get literally no sleep lol and i know this is annoying but i have weirdly small hands and feet

personality

my personality type is an esfp or enfp it changes idk and my zodiac is a leo. i’m an outgoing person who enjoys making friends with all different types of people. i can make jokes with my friends for hours and can talk for days on end and not get tired basically i have a lot of energy, i’m quite loud and out there sometimes but i do still get shy aswell. i have anxiety or panic disorder which is where not being able to order my own food in restaurants comes in. i tend to get a bit irritated or aggressive during panic attacks which is really shitty when i know people are only trying to help. i’m a dancer and i like to style clothes in my free time because it’s like a nice stress relief i also absolutely love shopping and fashion. i sometimes bake to calm myself down if i feel panicky it’s a nice distraction from everything. i love to party and go out with my friends whenever i can but sometimes will just want to watch a movie preferably a 90s/00s chick flick by myself. some of my bad qualities are my insecurities,i tend to make jokes insensitively and i can be a little to sensitive sometimes. my biggest fears are spiders and everyone being sick and tired of me because i know i can be a bit much and need some reassurance. i’m also not very good in school and struggle with some basic things which tend to make my anxiety run high i just need some help with it usually and then i’ll be good. anyways i think that is it i hope i’m not forgetting anything. i’m sorry if this was to long!! thank you and ily <33

Aggressively throws Inasa at you! Have him! YOURS! I think it's not just Inasa. I feel you'd do great with someone that could match your energy and passion so maybe Mirio too. Leos need someone to keep up with you and Inasa's perfect! Also, you're tiny and adorable and he's giant. I love this???🥺 Omg, i just checked & he's a libra TOO AAAAAAAA!!!!!

Inasa:

× Inasa is in love with your attitude from the get go. I'm serious, I feel it's an instant spark and attraction. The more he spends with you, the more he's enthralled and takes zero time to ask you out.

× You're very drawn to each other. He matches your energy with ease when you're in a social situation and your relationship will be easy-going. I feel you'd still butt heads [everyone in a relationship does] but everything would be solved so easily???? No grudge or anything, he doesn't want to hurt you and will seek to solve a problem as straightforwardly as possible.

× He completes you! Inasa would be one to help you out with your panic attacks in a surprisingly thoughtful way. He might come out as brash and impulsive but you'll grow to see just as resourceful and intelligent he is, specially emotionally intelligent. Absolutely doesn't mind ordering for you and putting himself in the center of attention just so you can take a breather. You're safe with him!

× He's very vocal and verbal affection is his thing! You'll know you're loved, appreciated, trusted, adored. Everything. You'll know? Lmfao, mb, THE WORLD will know. Also, where them spiders at? He yeets them away with a flick of his wrist and holds you close. Is a big goof about it, saying he'll protect you always and legit, he will.

× Intelligent guy, he'll help you with school with no problem. Remember he was going to get in UA with recommendations, right? I'm serious, don't feel shy around him about it because he does it with all his heart and just wants some pecks on his cheek [give the babey some kisses bc he simps for u hard and u deserve the world and pls🥺💕]

[lennox-levin-little-lilith-did]

Hi again people who follow me!

I’m bored and I’ve decided to make fun facts about our DID system and the four known alters!

So before I start- Lilith has a bit of a show today, but the body was too tired for her to start anything. Like I feel asleep as soon as I got to class. The reason I know this is because of my outfit and she decided to put on lip gloss (which I never wear personally). She’s not conscious currently, none of the other three are, and I’ll get to that later!

Oh! And just so you know, this is Lennox.

👋

Let’s start with Levin!

Levin is the alter that co-cons often or will switch with me

He knows a lot about our system, but is very secretive about it so~

He is the only male alter in the system that I know of

He also goes by Levi and Lev

He likes more soft songs and songs with a good message

His favorite color is forest green

He’s the only alter that Lilith does not take her anger out on

He’s an introvert with really bad social anxiety

He hates sexual songs (so of course being me, I put two of the worst sexual songs I know in his playlist, he doesn’t know)

He has insomnia and ptsd

He’s extremely competitive when it comes to card games

He likes educating people on animals and wants to do gigs, like birthday parties and events, to teach people about reptiles and birds specifically

His favorite subject is English

He is white with blue eyes and dark brown hair. He’s thin, well more twig like, but whatever. He’s around 5’8 (two inches taller than the body)

His clothes style is baggy shirts with either baggy sweatpants or leggings. He wear plain colors, like pale blues, grays, and black. He, surprisingly, likes boots, even heeled boots

His favorite anime is... probably Durarara x2 any season

He has no sexual desires, but romantic likes girls

He’s 18

He’s very comfortable singing, he loves it. That a major way he expresses himself

His favorite song is... I think LA Devotee by P!ATD (idk why but that what he likes)

^^ What he likes to wear ^^

Next on our list is

The demon queen herself, LILITH

She is named after Adam’s first wife, the demon queen, Lilith (yes she liked to go church, but we stopped going)

She is a bisexual

She’s ageless (she has no age, or if she does she hasn’t told anyone)

She’s an absolute bitch and she knows it.

She has violent mood swings and anger issues (respectfully so)

She is also an introvert, but not because of anxiety, no it’s because she wants to strangle every single person that looks at her weird

She hates Little with the burning passion

She gets repressed the most because no one wants to be expelled from school

She likes cooking

She hates cleaning because of her ocd

She wants to pursue a culinary job

Her favorite subject is science

She rarely fronts and when she does it’s quick or someone is co-con with her (ex. What happened with aleia-clownery)

Lennox(me) has to clean up her messes as always.

Her favorite anime is... The Promised Neverland (she likes Ray a lot)

She likes aggressive songs, or songs that swear a lot

Lilith has wavy black hair with blue highlights. Her eyes are a brownish red color. She’s short, like 5’2, and likes to wear heels because of it. She’s black as well

Her favorite color is dark royal blue

Her style of clothes is black shirts with skulls on them and tight, but comfortable, pants. She also likes a certain denim dress I have

She likes drawing and doodling ways to kill people and I have to say she’s pretty good

Her favorite song is Sarcasm by Get Scared (very fitting for her)

^^ What she wishes she can wear ^^

Next is Little!

She likes to bake

She enjoys going to restaurants, specifically Asian style ones

She’s loves animals and wants to work with them so bad.

She’s an extrovert with ADHD

Little is Hispanic and on the chunky side. She has a caramel skin tone. She can understand it way better than me (Lennox) and she wants to learn Japanese and French (I’m interested in Japanese so we’re probably going to learn it)

Her favorite subject was College Writing Prep and before that was Language Arts, but the writing part of it. She really likes writing

Her favorite color is... honestly black. She likes that it matches with everything and likes the science of black too

Her favorite anime is Ouran High School Host Club (I hate it with the burning passion) her second choice is Black Butler (any season) which we allow her to watch

She likes baking and cooking, tho she prefers baking, she likes the way it calms her, I guess

Her favorite song is Voices in My Head (she listens to a lot of nightcore so I don’t the artist)

I’m not saying much else about her (I don’t want creeps harassing her)

^^ What she prefers to wear ^^

Last, and certainly least, Lennox (aka me!)-

My favorite anime is Kakegurui or... BNA... or BNHA... or Hitorjime My Hero (My Very Own Hero)... or maybe Given? Idk I like a lot of anime...

The first anime I’ve ever watched was Wolf’s Rain. I was seven I think, but it was on YouTube so I didn’t get to watch the whole thing. I recently found it, but I’m afraid to watch it lmao

I like the colors teal and turquoise, as well as blood red and jet black

I like anything P!ATD, Halsey, Imagine Dragons, Fall Out Boys, Set It Off, Alec Benjamin, OneRepublic, and Nico Collins and AJR(granted so does everyone else but 🤷)

My favorite songs are Control by Halsey and Lonely Dance by Set It Off and Don’t Threaten Me With a Good Time by P!ATD and River by Ed Sheeran and Eminem and Not Afraid by Eminem and I’m Ready by AJR and Karma by AJR... I can go on for hours, but I’mma stop here

I’m Non-binary and the only gender nonconforming alter. I’m also pansexual

I hate being touched, I hate talking to people that act ignorant, and I hate this body I’m in

I look like the body so no description for you 😝

I have anxiety and depression. Everything else I’ve been diagnosed with can really be related to DID

I’m a neutral party in everything, so when I say I don’t know, I don’t care, whatever, or not my business, I’m literally saying I have no standing or opinion in this

I like cooking, baking, organizing (not cleaning), writing, reading, doodling, and doing self introduced projects for fun

I like plaid clothing, hoodies, and pride shirts. I like sweatpants and sneakers. I also like things on my neck... it keeps me ground I guess

(Oh my god I’m writing this with Ella, right? I told her to stop clawing at the furniture, right? All of a sudden her focus is on the ground and I wiggles my toes, testing if she was looking at my feet, and I started moving them around. I told her, ‘stop looking at my feet.’ This cat, this puta, liked me in the eyes before looking back down and got in position to lunge at my feet. My heart stopped and I pulled my feet onto the couch. And she was going to do it because the moment I moved my feet, she jumped from the top of the couch she’s on... she scares me sometimes 😣)

^^ What I would wear if Lev was a little shit and let me wear pride stuff and jewelry ^^

Now-

Onto how our system works!

Levin and I co-con often. If I’m not in control, then he is

On instances where I get angry, Lilith takes control

Little co-cons with me more than everyone else because she enjoys annoying me

Lilith and Little are both so stubborn and hardheaded, it’s unbelievable. On the other hand, Levs and I are open minded and calm. So we often clash on what we should do as a collective

Lilith is a Christian, Levi and I are atheists, and Little is a Seventh Day Adventist (the religion I grew up with). However Lev and I hold more say, so we don’t go to church

I guess you could say there’s a hierarchy in the system. I have the most important say, then Lev, then Little, and lastly Lilith

Levin and I enjoy co-conning with each other only, anyone else gives us headaches

Everyone loves Nico Collins, Alec Benjamin, Set It Off, and AJR the most

Everyone’s favorite albums are Death of a Bachelor (p!atd), Cinematics (set it off), and American Beauty/American Psycho (fall out boys)

Everyone loves sushi and sushi rolls (California and Philadelphia rolls are the best)

We all really want to try takoyaki and pork Katsudon. When we do try them, I’ll probably make a post about it

We all love Ella and we all want to start a rehabilitation center of all animals and a pet cafe

We love reptiles, like all reptiles, venomous snakes included

I think there are more alters that just aren’t as prominent as the other three, Levin would know but he doesn’t like to discuss our system often

We really want to buy these specific no pierce cuff earrings

Edit: this total slipped my mind- when I’m on my red week (you know what I’m talking about) the others let me deal with it on my own, especially Little and Lev (Lev hates that week and recedes completely)

That’s all I’m willing to share about us (or that I remember)

My part was short because you guys talk to me all the time

Sincerely,

Lennox... with a sprinkle of Levin

I’m tagging some people because why not-

@one-pissed-off-child @liveto-100 @madame-ree @martinidrinkingmartin @anon-nom-nom95 @queenzie-xo @scalybunnypapi69 @gogetyoselfsomesoup (still bitter) @cristinaweeb @aleiakit @aleia-clownery (I’m still so sorry about what happened) @studiesboie @bloomyboithatemoji @pumpkineiji @penelopebakugouburrito1

[bambisfuneral]

HEYY BABIE :D do you think you could do a matchup for me?? ok so! i have long dark hair w lighter brown eyes! i’m v short (5’2) but i like to think my legs are long :P i’m an aries + ESFP! i guess i’m a bit outgoing and will talk to anyone, about anything. ofc i’m shy at first, but it doesn’t take long to warm up. i love a lil too hard sometimes and always put others first. i’m the one bestie who never forgets birthdays and gives gifts all the time (even if there isn’t an occasion!) 1/2

i can also be the mom or baby of the group!! it’s easy for me to get along with anyone, so i kind of change depending on who i’m with :D erm, i’m also kind of picky about literally anything. food is a big one! fashion and skincare too. i don’t even know what to say anymore um... i used to do cheer and i play tennis and do ballet??? i sing a lot and play the piano. IDK WHAT ELSE TO SAY I LOVE YOU THERE YOU GO HAVE FUN GO WILD 2/2

OMG THANK YOUUUU, I appreciate you sending this in <33 and I hope you like it🥺🥺 but anywhoooo

I ship you with........ BOKUTO KŌTARŌ

So all I gotta say is...... the height difference, there’s at least a 25 cm height different between you two

I feel like it’s just an immediate reflex for him to use you as an armrest, he won’t even realize he’s doing it until you’re sitting there trying to beat him up for it

He’s real appreciative of how much you pay attention to little details

Like you remembering his birthday, something he mentioned in a conversation that happened weeks ago, or you getting him his favorite order from his favorite take out place

And he knows he can’t give you the world, he wants to be able to though so he tries his best each and everyday to show you in some way, shape, or form that he loves you and appreciates every little thing you do

Any hobby you have or any thing you participate in, he’s immediately there as your number one fan

He’ll even start competing with your fanboys/girls to prove that he’s your biggest fan

And Bokuto loves to show you off, whenever your fans are talking to you he’ll come up and wrap his arm around your shoulders

“Isn’t my girlfriend the greatest?”

“She’s so cool isn’t she?”

“My girlfriend’s so talented”

Bokuto’s not possessive but he likes to make it known that the two of you are together, especially if your fanboys like to get a little personal. He’ll most definitely show them that they have boundaries and that if they overstep them, there’s gonna be a problem

I’d imagine that Bokuto has been so focused on volleyball the most of his life that he hasn’t really focused on getting a girlfriend, so technically, being with you would be his first relationship

Also mentioning that his main priority is volleyball, he also forgets to take care of himself the majority of the time, so if you’re staying the night at his place, ITS SELF CARE TIME

One night you bring all these types of skin care products and he’s actually really interested in it, you gave him his own unique skincare routine and actually ended up sticking to it

I feel like y’all would be Instagram famous for your outfits

Outfit coordination?😳 perhaps🗿

I also feel like on the weekends he’d have you pick out his outfits for him because he usually just bums out in some sweats and a sweatshirt

Mini fashion shows? I think so🗿

I could definitely see him going shopping for himself one day then inviting you over so he could put on a fashion show for you

His poses? 𝓲𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓬𝓾𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓮. His fashion sense when he actually tries? 𝓼𝓾𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓫. The facial expressions he serves? 𝓼𝓾𝓫𝓵𝓲𝓶𝓮

Obviously he’d also get you clothes too, he just knows you like that to be able to get you clothes without second guessing what he’s getting

He’d love it if you put on a show for him also

Also since the both of your personalities are so alike, I could see you guys having miniature concerts at his house or one day you come over and you randomly have a nerf gun war

Surprisingly, he’s actually a 𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓪𝓬𝓾𝓵𝓪𝓻 cook

And he looooooooves to cook for you, every time you try something of his, he loves to see your eyes light up after taking your first bite

And he likes it when you give him feedback on his cooking also, whether it’s constructive criticism or you complimenting him and just drowning him in love, he’ll appreciate it either way

He may or may not have a thing for you in your cheerleading uniform😳

Maybe one day you surprise him at one of his games and afterwards something goes down in the locker rooms🗿 (*cough*sorryAkaashi*cough*)

[imagines-mha]

hii bb! could i pls get a matchup 🥺 im straight, dark brown hair, brown eyes, very short (5’2) very pale with freckles girl! im very outgoing, i’m friends with everyone and crazy and love to go out and have fun!! i’m very stoopid but i also love caring about others and i’m a very VERY affectionate person/ i have this thing where i love to caress hands??? boy girl or anyone idgaf LMAO i do it subconsciously! in classes i’m pretty calm tho and smart?? but also when i get mad i get MAAAAAD 1)

Omg hai babe!! THANK U FOR UR ASKS U MADE ME GIGGLE ILY 💖💖💖

𝕀 𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕡 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙: 𝕋𝕖𝕥𝕤𝕦𝕥𝕖𝕥𝕤𝕦 𝕋𝕖𝕥𝕤𝕦𝕥𝕖𝕥𝕤𝕦

Even by ur asks i just GOT HIS VIBE BRO idk how else to describe it??? Like ur tone or smth??? Screamed TETSUTETSU WIFE ENergy

Ok i feel like the height goes super well he feels all affectionate and protective of u and its so damn CUTE he treats u like a genuine fuckin princess bro

Y’all are the most popular couple in school like do y’all have enemies??? Bitch maybe but does everyone love u anyways??? HELL YES u guys have enough humour and energy to feed the ENTIRETY of UA

The affection between y’all is insane,, like holding hands 24/7, sm carressing of his hands cus they have a soft yet calloused feeling to them he used to be self conscious til u swooped in bro

When u mad?? Bro he is HERE FOR U like YAS BABY get that anger OUT punch my hands,,, let’s workout and make it go away,,,he’s angry WITH you u ain’t facing any shit alone. Y’all are soulmates i swear

𝕆𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕡𝕤

𝕄𝕚𝕟𝕒 𝔸𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕕𝕠

𝕂𝕒𝕞𝕒𝕜𝕚𝕣𝕚 𝕋𝕠𝕘𝕒𝕣𝕦

[momoception]

21 questions

I was tagged by @thealienships ¡Muchísimas gracias por el tag! ♥︎

RULES: answer 21 questions, then tag 21 people you want to get to know better.

Nickname: Momo is actually my nickname lol

Zodiac: cancer and it seems there’s more but idk 😂

Height: 5’2” or 160 cm

Last thing searched: simgm productions. I can repeat the Kardasims spoofs over and over

Favorite musicians: Girls’ Generation ofc!! My all time favs Avril Lavigne, Evanescence and HIM, I also like Red Velvet and ITZY, Melanie Martinez and I guess that’s all

If you had a time machine, would you go back to the past or visit the future: definitely past

Do you gets asks: what’s that?

Following: If I get this right I’m following 658 blogs

Would you rather be rich or famous: rich is better

Amount of sleep: rn is pretty good but the past years were a nightmare

What I’m wearing: Kinda my pjs, it’s just an old shirt and undies

Dream job: I dream with being interpreter for the UN

Dream trip: Japan and Norway ♥︎

If you were an animal, which animal would you be: maybe a dog, but MY dog. Sometimes he’s energetic, sometimes he just wants to sleep, if he gets scared he hides in his house, he's really happy when he sees me, he eats well but he always wants more food.

What are some of your favorite:

BOOK - Corazon Negro, Skary Childrin and The Carousel of Sorrow, Ghostgirl (I only read the three first books), Harry Potter

FILM - The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Addams Family, Coraline, The Corpse Bride, Frankenweenie, Alice in Wonderland (ofc Tim Burton’s)

SHOWS - Well all my favorite series got cancelled :( Sense8, Lucifer, Santa Clarita Diet

GAMES - Alice Madness Returns, Fran Bow,  TS4, TS2

Play any instruments: I used to play the guitar but now I forget everything

Language(s): spanish (first language), english, and I can understand a little of french since is so similar to spanish, they both are terribly complicated

Describe yourself as aesthetics: idk how aesthetics work :( but ig it depends of my mood

I tag @northernlightz @izayoichan @thesimsters-stories @lotusplum @pixelchalk @probs-sims @desysimmer @kinha402 @mimirue @intoxicatedsims @oceena and everyone else who wants to make this ♥︎

[renjuns-dork]

Hi I’d like an NCT ship please. I’m 5’2, born February ‘95. I’m very chill, but also kinda lazy lmao I really like watching tv and scary movies, taking walks to the convenient store to buy junk food, and sleeping in. I like all kinds of music but mostly urban and pop. I love puppies, my favourite colour is red, and I hope to work with kids one day; I love children and babies 😊 Id like a guy who is a bit sensitive, loyal, understanding, and and isn’t super talkative all of the time ✌🏼Thank you

i ship you with prince kun👑 when he first met you, he thought you were younger than him because of how short you are. he teases a bit about how short you (just a little bit tho). if he ever catches you watching tv/a movie alone, he’ll just slip i right next you and put his arm around you🤧 LAZY DAYS WITH KUN!!!! you two would just sleep in to 12:00-ish and when y’all woke up he would just continue to cuddle with you for about an hour. he would probably make you breakfast and later in the day ya’ll would walk to the convenient store hand in hand, or maybe with his arm around your waist (he’d want to show his affection but he’s not into pda). after you guys mined in together, he’d buy you a puppy for your birthday!!! and he would talk about a future with you where you have kids and sometimes he’d just wrap you in his arms and kiss your forehead! loyal as fuuuuu🙌🏻 like he would tell you if a girl asked for his number or commented something thirsty on social media about him. yep, that’s about all, sorry this was short and kinda shitty, idk my minds somewhere else, but i hoped you enjoyed anyway!!♥️

[onelovewonderwoman]

Dying Love - DISCONTINUED ORIGINAL STORY THAT I MIGHT CONSIDER CONTINUING IF PEOPLE LIKE IT

So, hi. I'm posting this stuff I wrote like a year or so ago. This story is actually on Wattpad but I lost motivation and do fanfiction now like for Penis Parker and stuff. So, idk, if you guys want me to continue it, I will cause honestly I have a plot for this but I've just never had enough response to it. Oh, and this stuff isn't gonna be the regular, I'm always gonna be posting for Penis (lmao) and stuff, I'm just posting this cause maybe y'alls will like it in the mean time. I'm posting part two of No Getting Over You hopefully soon, so I'm really excited cause that was just the beginning of the story that has literally only less than a quarter of the angst I'm boutta give you guys. But this story is about a girl, Kylie, who's being abused at home and starts to get to know the popular, whorey, badass guy at school and finds out stuff with her and all. So, here we go, children ----------------------------- Kylie's P.O.V. “Bitch, where the Hell were you yesterday? We had to dissect a frog in class and my partner almost threw up on me! You best have a good reason!” Bianca came up to me with a distressed yet frustrated face, brushing her brown hair away from her face. “I'm sorry. Stuff was going on at home B.” She immediately understood. “Kylie… If this keeps happening… I mean, I'm gonna have to tell someone.” I gave her a look. She's my best friend and she's really protective, I understand where she's coming from, but she doesn't understand the consequences. “Anyway,” we started walking to my locker. “We started a new project in English class. It’s partners.” “Well that's great! We can pair up like always.” I picked up my stuff from my locker and shut it. “Actually….” Bianca turned her head to the side. “What…” I raised an eyebrow. “She take the news okay?” That would be our one of our best friends, Brody. He's hot, not gonna lie, with his brown hair, styled, grey-blue eyes and perfect build, but… he's gay. Not many people would think he is, I mean he doesn't act like it at all, but he is and Bianca and I don't mind. “What news?” I raised my voice a bit more than necessary and leaned closer to the both of them. “Well, um, you see, Mrs. Burch chose our partners for us… And Brody and I were paired together.” “Okay… I don't get how that's such a big deal? I just assumed that she let us pick. That's fine.” They make a huge deal out of everything. I started heading for class and they began to trail behind me. “That's not the news.” Bianca shook her head as we set our stuff on our desks. “Then what is it?” “You're partners with Dylan.” Brody rushed out. I immediately froze. Now, I don't have a problem with Dylan, he's nice and sweet, there's never been a reason to hate him. It's his older brother I have a problem with. Satan himself, Chris Ryder. He’s seventeen, an asshole and a year older than us. He literally has played, and I kid you not, every freaking girl in this school. Like, every one. He even hit on me and Bianca, and we're not in any way popular or noticed! He also has this stupid relationship with the head cheerleader of our school, Lola Hanson. Their relationship is basically acting like a couple, but screwing other people, while they're screwing each other. I crowned them King and Queen of Hoemerica in my world. “Okay, don't have a heart attack, breath. Come one you can do it, in, out, in, out.” Brody started talking to me like I was a six-year-old. “Seriously?” I gave him this ‘you're messed up’ look. “Brody, don't treat her like a child.” Bianca stepped in. “Yeah dude, you can only talk to her like that. You know she's slow.” I added. Bianca just looked at me, “It’s because I'm black ain't it.” I just started laughing and shaking my head. She makes that joke everything single time I say something that ‘offends’ her. To be honest, I'm shocked that A) Bianca still hangs out with me, and B) she doesn't have a boyfriend. You see, she's half black, half white and all beautiful. She's got medium brown hair, golden brown skin and dark brown eyes. She also about 5’8 making her the perfect height. “Hey, how's the weather down there shortie?” That was to get back at me. Brody and Bianca always make jokes about my height just because I'm shorter. Brody’s about 6’1, while I'm stuck down here at 5’2. Like, shit. I don't mind though. I know it's all fun and games. “Hey, Kylie, could I talk to you for a sec?” Dylan approached me. “Uh, yeah, sure.” I waved at my friends and fully walked over in front of him. “We got paired for the English project,-” “Yeah, I heard.” He nodded and then started again, “Well, I was wondering if you wanted to come over to my house tomorrow to start on it. I could explain it to you then as well.” Oh God, Chris will probably be there. Knowing him he'll probably have one of his hoes with him too. I nodded and smiled anyway, “Yeah, that sounds great. Um, I guess I'll see you then.” I slowly turned as we waved to each other a final time. “What'd he say?” Bianca questioned with a curious yet suspicious look on her face as I made my way back to them. “It was just about the project and stuf-” I was cut off by the bell ringing. “Tell me at lunch.” Bianca walked off to her desk whilst Brody was beside me. “Good morning class, today we'll be continuing studies on World War II. Get out your textbooks.” Our history teacher walked in and made her way to her desk. Brody nudged me and started whispering, “Is everything okay? I mean, you weren't here yesterday.” “Yeah, I’m fine, it's just my dad, he…” I paused, “He, um, wasn't feeling all too great yesterday.” Brody nodded in a sense of confirmation and went to look at the worksheet that our teacher had just handed us. “Shit, I know nothing.” Brody turned to me after he read over the questions. “Kylieeeeee…. I love youuuuu…” I rolled my eyes playfully, “Okay, but listen.” I gave him a stern look. He nodded his head eagerly. “Okay, so the first part is about… --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- “Fuck school.” “Well it's nice to see you too Bianca.” She sat down at the lunch table, sitting opposite of us. “What's got you all mad?” Brody smirked and took a bit of his sandwich. “It's fucking Josh.” Ah, Josh. You see, Josh is a clueless little boy. A.K.A. The boy Bianca has a crush on but he doesn't know it, no matter how many hints she gives. “He can't take a hint!.... Why does he have to be so cute?” She rested her chin in the palm of her hand as she put her elbow on the table. “Just tell him straight up. It's the best shot you've got with him.” I spoke up. “Yeah, okay. How about I just kill myself now and save myself the embarrassment?” Bianca and her freaking sarcasm! “Okay, I know you're shy and all about it, but seriously! Any guy would be lucky to have you! I doubt he'd say no.” I raised my voice a little to emphasis my point. Bianca smiled a little at me before she said anything, “Thanks Ky, but I don't think I'm ready to actually ask him. Maybe I should just try to become more of a friend to him. Wouldn't hurt to try right?” “Nope. Good luck B.” She smiled proudly and finally started to eat her lunch. “So what did Dylan say this morning?” Brody hit my shoulder lightly. “Hm? Oh! Right…. He just said to meet up at his house after school and we'll start the project then.” I took a bite of my food. “Chris is gonna be there.” Bianca pointed out. “Yeah, I know. But what other choice do I have? I can't bring him to my house.” I let that slip, but each of them knew what I was talking about, one more than the other. They each had different looks on their faces. Brody, one of sympathy and Bianca, one of stress and worry. “Don't worry guys. Everything's fine.” I said, mostly directed towards Bianca. She only nodded and continued eating. After a couple of minutes, Brody decided to break the silence, “So…, what're your guys doing after school?” I shrugged, but Bianca had a different response, “I'm stuck at the library with a new tutor for math.” She shrugged and took a sip of her water. “What happened to David?” I slowly said, my eyebrows furrowed, “Well, he got frustrated. It's not like it's my fault I don't learn as fast as others!” She looked offended. “We all know you don't work fast B, that's most probably not the issue,” I shook my head at her, “Yeah, it's because you get crazy distracted most of the time. And don't you dare try to deny it because I've tried with you,” Brody leaned forward and whispered intensely, “I will never tutor math again.” I unsuccessfully sniffled a laugh. I wonder who's gonna cry today. Oh, I'm just kidding… maybe. “Well boo hoo for you sweetheart,” Bianca said sarcastically, “Why'd you wanna know in the first place?” “Is it a crime to want to know where my two beautiful best friends are up to?” Bianca and I share a quick look. He wants something. “What's in it for us?” I asked, “Being a good friend for me again,” His voice sounded bored and the look on his face looked resentful and upset, “I gotta hang out with one of you guys tonight. My parents think I'm gonna be on another date.” “Oh,” Bianca and I said in unison. Brody’s gay, his family is very religious. I think anyone could see how that wouldn't work out. He came out to his parents when he was just fourteen, he's always been a brave guy and he knew for sure who he liked, but his parents insisted he was just confused. He's gotta date girls to convince them that he's ‘normal’. Sure it's in religion, but I think I lost a lot of my respect for Mr. and Mrs. Johnson that day. “We could go see a movie tonight if you're down?” I suggested, “Sounds good, pick you up at seven?” Little sixteen-year-old Brody already has a Goddamn car. I made him my personal chauffeur though, so I'm really not complaining. “Yup, just make sure to get me some flowers this time.” I smirked, Brody laughed a little and got up, “I’m gonna head to next period, I’ll see you both later,” “I like chocolate too!” I lightly shouted at his retreating figure. I turned back around to face Bianca’s head shaking and an amused look on her face, “What is wrong with you,” but her laughter slowly faded to a frown. “What went on yesterday?” “Nothing Bianca, I'm fine. It's nothing I can't handle, okay?” I make a move to get up but she grabs my hand quickly, “It's not okay Kylie, you're getting beat up everyday. By. Your. Father.” She said emphasizing her point. “Jeez, thanks for the reminder,” I responded sarcastically, “Listen, I'm fine. It's nothing. Everything’s okay.” “Everything is not okay Kylie! It's not! You cannot tell me this and expect me not to worry anymore. It hurts me to know this and I can't do anything about it!” She intensely said in a hushed voice, “I don't mean to put you through that worry and stress Bianca, but you need to understand that there is nothing either of us can do,” I tried to leave again but she pulled me back once again, “Report him. Kylie, it's as easy as that,” I could tell she was close to tears. See, this is why I didn't want her to find out. “And what? Get me thrown into a foster home? No way. I can wait till I'm eighteen, and I'll leave.” I shrugged simply, “That's two years from now Kylie,” she dead panned, “Please,” I bit my lip. I could not be thrown into some foster home. It's just two more years, it's nothing compared to the other couple of years I went on like this. What's the difference now? “I'm sorry B, I just can't do that,” she sighed, “But I promise you that the day I'm eighteen, the day I'm legal, I'm getting the Hell out of there.” “Okay,” her voice was quiet and tired. I didn't want to put her through this. She doesn't deserve to be put through this. “Thank you,” I felt her release my hand and I got up, “I'm gonna head to fourth period, I'll see you later. Good luck with the new tutor.” I saw her sigh, “Thanks, please be careful.” She gave me a pointed look. “I promise,” I smiled lightly and walked out of the cafeteria. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- “So tell me, how does young Ms. Kylie James feel about being in the same house Satan, and possibly, getting corrupted,” Fuck you Brody. I'm going on a fake date with you. No flowers, no chocolate. Just this game show host voice. Although, I’d be lying if I said this wasn't amusing in the slightest. I'm gonna make him buy me some chocolate though. I love my candy. “Ha ha, very funny Brody,” I rolled my eyes and tried to hide a smile, quite unsuccessfully may I add, “Is that a smile I see? Is little Kylie amused?” He paused and smirked a little, “Well, we’ll see on tomorrow's episode of ‘Not actually Kylie Jenner’,” “Shut up,” I said playfully. We'd just reached the theatres and were standing in line. We're planning on seeing ‘Now You See Me 2’. Ever since I saw the first one, I fell in love with it. It's been out for a long time now too, which means the theatre should literally only have six people in there. Score! “So… everything good with your dad?” Brody just thinks my dad goes through a whole lot, even though it's been years since my mom died. We've all been best friends since 3rd grade, and they used to come over all the time, but, when my mom started getting really sick, I told them to stop coming over cause it was getting really hard on everyone. She got cancer, lost, and my dad resorted to drugs and alcohol. I look and act a lot like her, that's why I think my dad doesn't want me around. It's too much pain. But I don't think it's right to do that to your child. No matter what. “Yeah, yanno, I've already had this discussion with Bianca. Everything's fine. I promise you,” I shook my head in a reassuring manner as we moved up in line. Damn this place is packed today. Probably coming to see some other new movie or something. Brody nodded, “Okay,” he paused, “You know, Bianca and I will always be here if you need help. We'll do anything for you Ky, anything.” I gave him a soft smile, “Thank you Brody, I know. And if I know anything else, it's that I have the most best friends anyone could ask for.” “Awe man,” Brody clenched his heart, “All of this sappyness is getting to me.” I hit his shoulder lightly with the back of my hand, “Shut up!” I grinned at him. He could ruin any sappy moment, but I couldn't ask for it to be any funnier. “So why do you want to see this movie again?” Brody asked. He hasn't exactly watched the first one. I ended picking. Don't buy me flowers, don't pick the movie. “Because I love it. It's so magical yet logical!” I exclaimed, “It's because of Dave Franco, isn't it?” I got a dreamy look in my eyes and sighed, “Yep.”