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bisexual-horror-fan · 2 years ago

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"Lessons In Faking It Redux." Reverse!Poly!Ghostface X FEM! AFAB! Reader.

Well, hello, hello, hello! This is so exciting! The very first fic of Multi-May! I chose to kick it off by doing a re-do of Lessons In Faking It. This was supposed to be a collab with an old friend, I was to do the set up and they were supposed to do part two but I wrote this back in August of 2021 so I doubt they are gonna get to it, so expect ME doing part two later this month! So let’s get into it.

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Part Two, "A Lack Of Climax In Act Three" is here!

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Rating. Explicit. Length. 4.8K. Reverse!Poly!Ghostface X FEM! AFAB! Reader. Warnings: Cheating. Lying. Faking. Dating. Angst. Hurt. Toxic Shit. Angst. Talk Of Murder Plots. Dirty Talk. Vaginal Fingering. Cunnilingus. Meanness. So Much Meanness. So Much Shit Talking. Threesomes. Face Sitting. Strap-On Sex. Possessiveness. Jealousy. Reclaiming. Sidney And Tatum Being Bitchy As Fuck. Apologies To Billy And Stu. I Love Them And Don’t Mean The Nasty Shit I Said.

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You couldn’t have asked for a nicer day really.

Currently you were walking in between them, Stu had an arm around your shoulders and your hand at your side as is Billy’s, fingers tangled together, you were all coming back from a little study date. The three of you had taken over a table outside the ice cream parlour next to the video store you all frequented, books sprawled out as you worked on your respective assignments. Easy conversation was shared as was laughter between melting bites of refreshingly cool and fruity sorbet.

It was a nice way to spend a warm afternoon, right now Stu was talking to Billy about something in a shared class they both had that you didn’t, and you just listened.

“I’m not saying there isn’t any merit in analysis but I don’t care about what the flower choices in this stupid book means, ya know?”

You rolled your eyes fondly, an action Stu definitely noticed but kept talking regardless, leaning down as he did so, “Why couldn’t the author be more forthright with that knowledge? If it was really fuckin’ important than the old prick would make it clear, not leave it up to high schoolers to parse in third period.”

Stu complained further as he held up the book he and Billy were both being forced to read in English and Billy agreed, simply with a nod, “I hear you man, but do you think you might be a bit too worked up over this one?”

Stu gasped, smacking his own chest with the book, "Billy, baby, are you defending this piece of shit, sorry excuse for a storyteller? Over me?"

"I'm just saying you're talking like the guy was writing it to piss you off specifically, it isn’t personal." Billy said with a casual shrug. Stu asks you, "Are you hearing this?"

"Oh I'm hearing it, alright." The tone makes Billy snicker and Stu scoff, "Unbelievable. Both my boyfriend AND girlfriend are against me."

You squeeze Billy’s hand and that had him glance down to you, a soft smile on his face, he gave a squeeze back in acknowledgement and you leaned closer into Stu as well who pulled his arm tighter around you.

Hmm. Cute.

Soon you were where you needed to be and in the process of saying good-bye to them, telling them it was a good time and you’d see them soon. They lingered as they always did, drawing out hugs and both taking the time to be all sweet, pressing farewell kisses to your mouth that were still a bit sticky from your afternoon snack and then they were off.

Both gave a wave as they called out, “Say hi to Sid and Tate, yeah?”

You smiled and called back, an enthusiastic wave of your own, “Yeah of course. Bye boys!”

Watching until they turned the corner and were out of sight, a sigh left you, shoulders dropping and your smile falling. You wiped over your mouth with the back of your hand, a slight sound of disgust leaving you as you tried to scrub off the feeling of their lips on yours.

You adjusted your bag on your shoulder as you headed up Sidney’s driveway, one word muttered under your breath, “Idiots.” If only they knew your true nature and what was in store for them.

They were just so unaware, if you had any semblance of a moral compass or a conscience you just might feel bad about it, or about what was to come. Good thing that petty things like that didn’t weigh you down. The door was unlocked with the key Sidney gave you months ago and you came in, shoes were taken off and you took a quick look around, they must be upstairs. In a minute’s time you were waltzing into Sidney’s bedroom.

You find Sidney on her bed, laying on her stomach, magazine open in front of her and Tatum sitting right next to her, reading over her shoulder. As soon as you enter, both are looking up to you, Tatum nudged Sidney as she said, “See, there she is.”

Tatum greeted you first with a smile, a warm and flirty call of, “Hey gorgeous.”

Sidney followed up, significantly less pleased, “Hi.” She flipped the magazine closed then asked, “Took you long enough, what happened?”

You dropped your bag and came over, hands already outstretched and an apologetic look thrown their way. “Hey. So sorry but you know how those two can be, they just don’t shut up, it took me a while to squirm away.”

A knee on the mattress you leaned down, you can recognize the look in the blonde’s eyes and you moved down to give her what she is silently asking for, just as she always did when you had been apart for an extended period of time. You pressed a kiss to Tatum’s lips, hands cradling her face, satisfying her adorable need for a kiss hello before releasing her, leaning down further still and brushing some hair aside before placing one on Sidney’s forehead. “Forgive me?”

“You’re lucky that you are so cute.” Sidney said with a shake of her head and a fond smile on her face, she sat up and you asked hopefully, “So all is forgiven?”

She slung an arm around your shoulders, not unlike Stu did earlier, as she said, “Yeah, yeah all’s forgiven.”

You moved closer into her, a kiss placed on her jaw as you said, “Thank you.” A hum of acknowledgement from her, obviously enjoying how close you were, clearly she had missed you too.

“Besides, how could we ever stay mad at you when you work so hard for us?” Tatum reached out, hand meeting your cheek and yeah she was right.

The reality is that your relationship with Billy and Stu was all a ruse, totally false on your end, you were actually with Sidney and Tatum, and your two girlfriends have a very particular ‘hobby’ that you helped facilitate. They had this grand plan and you were such an important and integral part to make sure it went off without a hitch. Sidney had beef with Billy and his family, with what happened with her mother, she wanted to ruin his fucking life, tear it all apart and with a twist of her ankle; crush the pieces under the heel of her boot until there was nothing but minor traces of blood and viscera smashed into concrete.

Tatum had always been there for Sidney, they had been friends forever and she had been in love with her for years, she was there for Sidney through it all. When Sidney spilled her metaphorical guts and told Tatum everything she was feeling and thinking, all the horribleness she wanted to engage in, the hurt and pain she wanted to inflict on Billy’s family at the end of a knife for breaking up her own family and destroying her life, Tatum simply asked her, “Well when do we start?”

Everyone needs a best friend like Tatum really. Was there anyone more ride or die than Tatum Riley? You weren’t sure, she was just so damn supportive of you and Sid, totally in your corner, would do anything for you both and you felt the same way, would do anything for them.

Maureen Prescott has a bad reputation, and not without good reason, not like you’d ever say that to Sidney, but she did fuck Billy’s dad while both of them were married to other people. Sidney’s dad found out and their marriage crumbled, Sid’s mom split, leaving her totally fucking heartbroken, she felt so abandoned and so angry. She placed that blame on Mrs.Loomis, was it fair?

Not necessarily but hey she was hurting and what kind of average person jumps right to murder anyway, the logic of, “If she kept him satisfied he never would have cheated and broken up MY fucking family” made sense to her.

Since she lost her mom she felt it only appropriate that Billy lose his. They told you all the grisly details of it, the sounds she made, the small amount of fight she put up, Sidney gleefully telling you how she not only bled like a stuck pig but “-she looked and squealed like one too.”

Tatum joined in to tell you that, “It was a great date night, we felt a lot closer after that.”

The plan went off perfectly, no suspicion on them and now that it was almost a full year later, nearly the anniversary of Mrs.Loomis’ death it was onto the next phase of the plan.

Kill, cut, rip, tear and maim, a violent bloodbath and make it look like it, all of it, was the fault of one Mr.Loomis. You were brought into the plan to pile it on, really make it hurt, there to be with Billy and help make the betrayal of it hurt all the more before they killed him too. Getting to that point of your involvement and trust wasn’t easy but you more than proved yourself and earned it.

Sidney and Billy dated for a while but when shit hit the fan their relationship ended in short order, her mom bailed and Sid just couldn’t stand it, couldn’t tolerate being with him like that. She wanted to really make this whole thing as painful as possible and you pretending to be with him, pretending to care, fake dating him would be the cherry on top. Sidney was dying to see the look of betrayal on Billy’s face when he learns his sweet girlfriend was faking literally everything for months and not only that but was entangled with his mothers killers.

Tatum had dated Stu briefly herself but it didn’t last long, originally you were only supposed to get with Billy, the Stu thing just kind of happened and after a talk it was decided that hey it was even better to ol Sid and Tate.

You getting involved with both of them, forming that little triad, it would be all the more deliciously painful when you revealed that it was all for show, that you had been in on the plan. It would make it hurt so much worse when it all came crashing down around the pair of them.

Could anyone truly blame Sidney Prescott for wanting to rip Billy Loomis’ fucking heart out and crush it in her hands right before his very eyes? Well sure a lot of people could, but not Tatum.

Not you.

You hadn’t known them or been friends with them as long as they had been with each other but you were just as invested, cared just as much, were so into the both of them. When they shared the plan of what they wanted to do you were already in so deep, so utterly smitten with them both that when they mentioned they had wanted your help, you didn’t need much convincing.

The next feeling was a familiar one, Sidney’s arms wrapping around your waist, pulling you closer, your back to her chest, her legs on either side of your hips, her face in the crook of your neck, snuggling closer still. “I hate when you smell like him.”

Ah yes, this kind of thing happens often. Both of them, but especially Sidney feels this intense need to reclaim you, this incessant urge to mark you as hers and Tatum’s again, make it so you smelt like them, could taste only them on your tongue. She craves to make you say their names over and over again in every fashion imaginable, like a sigh and a curse and just overwhelm you with feeling until there is nothing on your mind other than them.

Overloading you with sensation was their favourite pastime other than that aforementioned hobby.

You loved it too.

“What are you gonna do about that?” You teased and Tatum was closing in on you too, her hands resting on the tops of your thighs, “Ooh I think we both have lots of ideas to fix that little problem.”

You were very sure about that. A big grin as you say, “Oh I bet.”

Hands reach out, your fingers curling in the straps of Tatum’s tank top and using them to pull her to you, kissing her. You didn’t get a good feel or taste from that small peck earlier but now you realise the lip gloss she had on today tasted like peaches and it made you let out a small and satisfied hum.

Sidney’s hands started to wander, one sliding up your side leisurely, under your shirt and the other running down and touching your inner thigh, she had started to kiss the side of your neck, you could still feel how tense she was. She muttered out, “Hate his stupid fucking cologne.”

Tatum pulled back from your kiss with a laugh, you love her smile when she is like this, “God, right? Does he drown himself in the stuff or what?”

You couldn’t stifle your giggle, he kinda did. "Seriously what is that God awful scent he favours?" You ask and Sidney fills in the blank, quick wit as always, "Eau de asshole. Obviously."

Tatum was still so close, her nose on yours and you pressed another kiss to the corner of her mouth between you both giggling over Sidney’s joke. Your mouth moved along her jaw and by this point, they always ended up doing this. Would talk down about Billy and Stu so much after you saw them, it was kind of part and parcel at this point.

Sidney’s hand had made it between your thighs by now, feeling you up over your pants, you pushed your hips up, tilting more into her touch, the light friction was good. She wasn't overly gentle with you, and knew just how to get to you. Her other hand was up your shirt, palming one of your tits through your bra and then came another part that you were all too used to, relaying what happened to them.

“What’d they have to say this time?” Tatum asked, tone much more amused, her hands were on your hips, you having paused your assault of affection, too caught up in the feeling which led Tatum to watch as Sidney’s hands worked you over. She loved to watch you both together, something about it was just so hot, and also made her feel so warm too, she took in the view and you started to reply to her question.

“Nothing interesting-” Sidney bit down on the side of your throat and it made your sentence stop with a sharp inhale of air before continuing on, “-stupid shit about assignments and classes, dumb jokes, dumber movie opinions, you know how it goes.”

Your head tilted back, exposing more of your throat to her and the hand between your thighs pressed a bit harder, focusing a little more and as her other hand was rolling one of your nipples between her fingers you completely forgot what you were talking about.

“I don’t know how you put up with it.” Tatum hummed and Sidney scoffed, “I dunno how WE put up with it back then.”

She pulled back from your throat as she spoke up, “Truly, what would we do without you?”

You couldn’t help it, loved it when they praised you, would flourish under their attention, you let out a sigh and said, “Just be glad you don’t have to find out. I’m not going anywhere.”

They both liked to hear that and Tatum hooked her fingers in your belt loops and tugged just like you had done to her top earlier, asking with no small amount of heat, “You down for some practice?”

Oh nothing sounded better. You needed this right now. You gave an enthusiastic nod, “God yes, please?”

“So eager.” You could hear the slight smirk in Sidney’s tone, she was loosening up just a bit, good, you were glad. It was hard to stay in a bad mood with the prospect of what was to come right there.

You might be wondering what ‘practice’ with them entailed, what is it that you were practising for exactly?

It all stemmed from your idea initially, that you should lead them on, get so close to them and then ‘lose your virginity’ to them the night of the party, again another layer, more chance to truly hurt them. So this fun little exercise began, that first night you remember so well.

Sidney between your legs, hands resting on your spread thighs as Tatum was beside you on the couch, alternating between kissing you and whispering in your ear as her fingers dragged over your exposed skin. The feeling her hands left in their wake was a lot to handle, you weren’t sure if you wanted to wiggle away or lean into it, Sidney was eating you out beautifully and there was your shared girlfriend, brushing some of your hair aside and whispering in your ear, “Feels good right?”

You nodded and almost whimpered, barely able to hide the sound and Tatum had her fingers under your chin, tilting your face to hers, God she was so beautiful like this, she spoke to you again, “You’re paying attention right?”

Another nod, you were certainly trying to. Her thumb brushed over your bottom lip and then Sid was doing something with her tongue that made your thighs tense and let a moan spill from your mouth, eyes unfocused and Tatum couldn’t be more into the sight, amused by how easily they could make you break apart for them. “Mmm good.”

Tatum kissed you and it was full of want, her hand still under your chin as her tongue got into the mix and you moaned into her open mouth as Sid started to ease two fingers into you. “Fuck-”

You breathed it out against Tatum’s lips and she pulled back, praising you, “Yeah like that, remember how you moaned just like that.”

You ended up coming so hard that night on Sidney’s tongue and fingers, you were barely floating down from your high when Sidney was looking up at you, head leaning on your thigh, her mouth was still wet from you as she said, “If you are able to fake it half as good as that they will totally buy it.”

So to ensure that you, their precious little partner in crime/girlfriend/actor would be up for the role, a lot more practising and rehearsals would be needed. Something you welcomed openly, you couldn't help how much you got off on it when they were like this, giving you instructions and leading you, telling you how best to act and pleasuring you so amazingly, praising you all the while.

It was enough to make your head swim right along with making your cunt drip.

You were a quick study and took direction well, you were sure you had it down pat but you weren’t about to stop them, not when reaping the benefits felt so fucking good.

The time you were sitting on Tatum’s face, her hands on your ass, you were grinding down onto her mouth, the question fell from your lips without you planning on it, “Be honest Tate, fuck, how’s Stu’s tongue?”

Your curiosity was something that you couldn’t shake, he almost always had that damn tongue hanging out of his mouth and you know just why he did it, to get you and anyone else thinking about what he might be capable of. Worst of all is that it worked, you had been thinking about it. Morbid curiosity got the better of you.

She pulled back, head falling back against the bed and she looked up at you, breathless laugh as she made eye contact with you and she asked, “Honestly?”

You replied with a small smile, “Honestly.”

A genuine want to know and she said it in that way that only she could, this particular kind of fire and bite behind it, obviously truthful and drawn from personal experience and fact, “Overrated.”

She laughed again and so did you until warm breath fans over slick skin the only warning of her intentions of continuing her assault on you. Her mouth latched back onto your clit and that laughter from you bled into a moan as she sucked indulgently. You asked later on if she was being serious and she told you that, “It’s a damn shame truly, honestly with some good direction he might actually be worth a damn at eating pussy. But as it stands right now? Don’t hold your breath for a mind blowing experience.”

You loved when she was so harsh.

Loved it so much you would openly encourage her and Sidney bad mouthing them. A different evening, a late night date had turned to another ‘rehearsal’ and Sidney’s hands were on your hips, slowly pushing the dildo of her strap-on into you, throwing your head back with a bite of your lip and a moan, eyes rolling back. You recall Tatum telling you to do that a different session as she instructed you and then finished it off by telling you, “-guys love that shit.”

Tatum had your head in her lap, playing with your hair and she gave a low whistle, “Look at you! Like a duck to water, you do that move and he might just cum on the spot.”

Sidney laughed, rolling her hips as she sinks inside you again, “Seriously, have you seen how hot she is? Might make Loomis cream his fucking jeans before he can even whip it out.”

Christ when she talked like that it did something to you.

Again you hoped you would be able to be convincing enough but they encouraged you so much and told you just how easy they would be to trick that any small and minute doubts you had kept melting every time you were sprawled between them.

The need overtook you and you looked up at Sidney as she started to move, hips pulling back before driving forward and it pulled a moan from you, a questioning gasp of, “Sid?”

She let out a hum, a harder thrust before she asked, “Yes, honey?” That somewhat sing-song and overly sweet tone, obviously enjoying herself, she was in a playful mood.

Looking up at her with the question falling off your tongue, “Tell me about it again?”

A light laugh, the sound of skin on skin as she didn’t stop, pace steady as she fucked into you, each plunge of sturdy silicone making another shock of sensation rush through you, “Oh did my little comment get you wanting? You want me to be mean?”

Tatum’s hands were sliding down your body and soon her fingers were between yours and Sid’s bodies, starting to circle your clit, making you buck under their shared effort with another ample moan and a shudder.

“Want me to shit-talk Billy “I-think-my-dick-is-God’s-gift-to-women” Loomis, huh?” She bites out, feeling a little breathless as she slams into you over and over.

Fuck yes you did want that. You begged for it, insanely needy, “Yes! Please?”

“Anything for you.” She sounded so warm, so affectionate. Tatum above you pressed harder and couldn’t hide her own smile as she said, “Oh this’ll be good.”

“Want me to tell you all about how he acts like he is hot shit? About how he talks about how he is gonna get you off soooo hard when his fingering technique is like he is digging for change in couch cushions?” Tatum and you both laughed, yours much more out of breath and strained, almost hiccupping in pleasure.

Sidney’s grip on your hips tightened, she fucked into you harder and between her consistent and steady pace, as well as grinding into that sweet spot and Tatum not letting up on your clit you wouldn’t be lasting very long. They were just too good at this point, and knew your body so well.

“Want me to tell you all about how he will act all concerned, all “Ooo I don’t wanna hurt you” talking like he is packing heat but it is just average-” Another hard thrust that ended in a grind, her leaning down breathing the next two words right in your ear, “-at best?”

“Fuck babe tell us how you really feel.” Tatum teased, you were way too into this, were unable to stop the small moans and curses and whines that left you, squirming under them and their conjoined effort.

They could be so mean and you adored it.

Tatum had shifted, one hand still working between your thighs and her other wrapped around the base of her own strap, pushing it against your lips, “If you want her to keep going you better start sucking, they’re probably gonna expect you to take them both at once.”

A few light smacks on your cheek with the flushed pink silicone and then you opened your mouth and let her slide in with ease. Her hand threaded in your hair and she tugged, “Make eye contact as you do it, slut. Make it convincing, I wanna believe that you need this dick more than you need air, got it?”

A weak nod and you pushed down further, looking at her, eyes pleading for more and moaning around the false cock approaching the back of your throat. You slowly pulled back, cheeks hollowing as you sucked obscenely, starting a slow but passionate pace and Tatum said, “Shit. That is good. You play the part so well, they won’t know what hit them”

Sidney let out a laugh, feeling you start to tremble in her grip, could feel how close you were getting, nails raking over your hips, she practically purred, “You’ll knock em dead, such a pretty little actress.”

“Actress? Try porn star.” Tatum fired back pulling another giggle from Sidney. You shouldn’t clench down on the strap like that or moan at her calling you a porn star but fuck, it made you want to whine.

But they weren’t the only ones who would talk shit. You joined in just as often. One night where you were focusing on them, putting those hands of yours to good use, you instigated it, your mouth pulled back from its place on Tatum’s chest and you looked up to her and Sid, taking in the sight of them kissing before saying, “Something happened with them today.”

You didn’t wait for a response, curling your fingers you pressed on and told them about your date earlier.

Billy had sat you and Stu down, with a confession in mind, he opened up by saying, “You and Stu mean so much to me I…I can’t tell you how thankful I am that you were here for me. That I’m not doing this alone, you’ve helped me out more than you know or I could say and just..I love you, both of you, so much.”

He positively poured his heart out to you and Stu and my lord, you couldn’t have been happier. You were giddy to tear away and run back to Sidney and Tatum to fill them in, just as you were right now.

You put on your best impression of him and mocked him, how he said and what he said and they swear in that moment they fell a bit harder for you than they had already.

It was perfect. Everything was going swimmingly. Tatum and Sidney were transfixed by you as you regaled them, hands still on each other but not moving. Shared wide eyes and enraptured as they listened, barely able to breathe, almost no sound leaving them unless a particularly good thrust of your fingers drew one out of them.

“You should have seen him. He looked pathetic! He was almost crying, still whining about his mother.” Your mouth was on Sidney’s thigh, kissing up as your fingers slid into Tatum deeper, “He’s so weak.”

No this wasn’t perfect.

You were.

They were the ones who couldn’t believe their luck. Having someone like you so fully devoted to them, so invested, so ready and willing, yeah there was probably one person in Woodsboro who was more ride or die than Tatum Riley and that was you. Sick, twisted, equally as fucked up, you.

As your tongue stroked up over Sidney’s leaking slit, a slow circle over her clit before pulling it between your plush lips and sucking deeply, you looked up at them and gave your own confession, your own soul bearing admission. This one not mocking as you made fun of Billy, this one was your own and totally honest, “I love you both so much.”

Your girlfriends were confident in one thing at that moment. That yes you were perfect for them, an amazing accomplice and an even better actor but they just knew that with them?

You’d never, ever fake it.

#BHF writing #Multi-May #Enjoy this redo!#I love how it came out and the updates I made to this #I added around a thousand words to this update #Reverse!Poly!Ghostface x reader #slasher x reader #Sidney Prescott X reader #Tatum Riley X reader

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mostrandomgallery · 3 months ago

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What happens when you combine the greatest Fire Emblem game of all time with the greatest animated film of all time? Besides an AU that absolutely no one—not a single soul—asked for, you get the newest house at Garreg Mach Monastery...the Cotton Candy Elephants!

Unlike the Black Eagles, Blue Lions, and the Golden Deer, the Cotton Candy Elephants are open to accepting students from every region of Fódlan (so more like the Ashen Wolves), while the main three houses only accept students from their respective regions and conquered territories. This house has 9 students currently enrolled in it, one of which is the current house leader, Allegra von Hresvelg. When she made her appearance at Garreg Mach, Edelgard von Hresvelg of the Black Eagles was elated to find a surviving member of House Hresvelg that was close to her in age.

The house mascot is based on a majestic beast that lived in Fódlan's distant past, said to be part elephant, part cat, part dolphin, and made of cotton candy. Reportedly, it could cry candy and drive a chariot powered by song. Now lost to time and legends, Allegra chose to commemorate this beast in her house's banner.

Unlike her cousin Edelgard, Allegra is vibrant, lively, and positive, and has an eternally optimistic outlook on life. However, she can be a little immature at times. She loves her classmates even when they drive her nuts, the closest of which is her personal retainer, Tristesse von Edmund.

And now, it's time for Allegra's in-game stats:

Crest: Seiros (major)

Heroes’ Relic/Sacred Weapon: Seiros Sword, Seiros Shield (due to weakness in Axe, is not viable to have her use Aymr)

Strengths: Faith, Lance, Reason, Flying, Authority

Weaknesses: Axe, Brawl, Heavy Armor

Hidden Talent: Sword

Personal Skill: “Joyful and Bright”—When adjacent to any friendly/ally unit, grants a 5+ boost to Res, Lck, and Cha at the start of each turn

Unique Class(es)/Promotions: Noble → Lord, Light Flier → Holy Flier (a faith-based variant of the Dark Flier class)

Ideal Classes (generic): Soldier, Monk, Priest, Bishop, Pegasus Knight, Falcon Knight, Gremory

Learnable Magic: Heal, Fortify, Nosferatu, Aura, Abraxas, Seraphim, Warp, Rescue, Sagittae, Agnea’s Arrow

Ideal Combat Arts: Wraith Strike, Grounder, Hexblade, Finesse Slice, Tempest Lance, Knighkneeler, Glowing Ember, Monster Piercer, Euphoric Sparkle (unique to Holy Flier personal class)

Selection Quotes (Academy): "Alrighty!" (normal) "Let’s stay positive!" (mid-health), "I’m looking on the bright side!" (critical health)

Allegra has good base stats and excellent growth rates. Her best stats are Lck, Mag, and Cha. Her high growth rates in Cha make her an excellent tea party candidate, and she excels at choir practice. She is easy to build support with, and has very few disliked dishes; her favorite dishes being Sweet Bun Trio, Fisherman's Bounty, Pheasant Roast with Berry Sauce, and Peach Sorbet. If you want to build support through gifts, you may want to gift her a Tasty Baked Treat, a Goddess Statuette, a Board Game, an Armored Bear Stuffy, or a Sunflower. She can build support with everyone in her house, but her inter-house/faculty supports are limited to: Mercedes, Hilda, Ingrid, Ashe, Edelgard (yes a leader support!), Catherine, and Constance. As for S-Support, she is only available to Male Byleth.

I'm planning that on her route, Rhea decides to entrust the Seiros Sword and Shield to Allegra to fight the Adrestian Empire. Well, jokes on Rhea because Allegra plans to join up with Edelgard and destroy both the Church of Seiros and Those Who Slither in the Dark.

Fun Fact: The name "Allegra" is Latin for "joy". Since Spanish is my first language, there's obviously a connection to the words alegría (joy) and alegre (joyful). Originally, I wanted her to be part of House Bartels and bear the Crest of Lamine, but since Edelgard is a character that brings me joy, I made her part of House Hresvelg instead (even if it breaks the game lore, I'm just having fun!).

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chussyracing · 5 months ago

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Genuine review of LEC Chocolate Crunch

packaging: The ice cream comes in a cute tub made of paper, under which there is a plastic lid with title "why resist?". The colors go well together and the picture on the cover shows the scoop of ice cream as it really looks like. The only problem appeared on the third and last day of our stay in Milan as I tried to fit the cleaned out tub into my backpack in the morning after packing everything else, in hopes of taking it home with me as a little (or not so little) souvenir to remember this trip by. It turns out that the packaging is too big (which was to be expected with the amount of ice cream inside of it) and if you try to fit it next to your pyjamas with more force, you may succeed but will inevitably ruin the shape of the tub. I still managed to keep the lid of it, secured next to my passport.

taste: The first and perhaps the most fitting adjective that comes to my mind is rich. I had to do a double take to see if it's really advertised as a healtier alternative for normal ice cream, because it just felt like drinking from the chocolate river from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (very fitting name for our case). In the base there are also bits of dark chocolate that tasted like the posh Lindt ones. My sister doesn't even like chocolate in any form and snacked on this religiously. Between the two of us (mostly me, I won't lie), the whole tub was gone the next day.

texture: Now this is where our rating gets even more interesting. I'm not one to eat ice cream regularly and usually it is grandma's sorbets made by blending fresh fruits and freezing them in a tub, but LEC is better compared to the soft serve ice cream you can get at ice cream parlours only. It is very light when you first close your lips around the spoonful, melting quickly on your tongue. The sensation is similar to a bubble chocolate if you ever tasted it and the crunchy bits of chocolate that are left behind make you crave more.

price: Considering most of us in the target group of the product are millennials or even younger, the price can be a deciding factor when buying stuff - and especially if the stuff in question is partly considered driver merch. If you take into account other brands available, LEC is similar or cheaper. I compared it to GROM ice cream since Grom is one of his business partners who worked on LEC. You can get the same size of tub of Charles' brand for quarter the price you would need for GROM.

availability: This is perhaps the biggest con I could find. I was lucky enough to find it in the first shop I ever visited when I stepped a foot on Italian land (Unes) and then I saw it in another (Esselunga this time) we visited, but you need to check the availability manually if you want to get LEC specifically, otherwise you could end up empty handed. Lately LEC expanded from Italy also to Monaco and France, but as of now, it is not available anywhere else - which is a pity.

Overall this little tub of summer exceeded my expectations by miles. I can honestly recommend it to everyone with a sweet tooth who can get their hands on it - or at least Chocolate Cruch specifically.

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So I don't know if you've already answered something like this but this is something that keeps slipping my mind. La Squadra are described as men who "aren't trusted by anyone" due to theor professions. But...I can see Formaggio, Prosciutto, MAYBE Gelato being among the few ones who have a proper social life (outside La Squadra). How would that work though? Do they hang out with normies/civvies but aren't totally close with them? Do they lie about their jobs to them or don't answer if they're never asked?

Hmm, I'm actually not sure if I have ever tackled this! They are definitely not trusted by anyone at Passione (and seeing as how they are basically the garbage disposal to the "garbage" in and of the mafia, that is understandable), and they probably have no daytime jobs because then their movements would be extremely limited - imagine excusing yourself from the office and hours later a murder occurs, etc. In this manner they are also isolated from work, and it would make sense for them to have left their families behind long ago, if they had any to begin with.

But I like the idea of a semblance of a social life, so I'll go with the three characters mentioned!

Formaggio: He seems young and hot-blooded enough that he would never be out of place at a club or bar, but I think his primary source of social life would come from the streets. I can see a stray cat of his caliber having a wide territory, and being an outgoing person in every sense, he would end up casually chatting with fellow loiterers, street food vendors, kids and adolescents - whoever is around. Think Mista asking the two girls if they wanted to play; that is exactly how I imagine Formaggio going about it. It's not a deep thing, of course, because most of these acquaintances were made slightly, so it's always the most superficial chitchat you can imagine, but even just exchanging a "yo!" or "how's it hanging?" with his own ilk would be enough for Formaggio to feel like the talk of the town.

Gelato: He likes to go to town as much as the next guy, but unlike Formaggio, he doesn't roam about because he has a handful of favorite haunts where he can sit down and crack open a cold one at the bar, and chat up whoever is sitting next to him. Nobody really gets familiar in the seedy places he enjoys the most, so he can usually get away with "If I told you what I did, I would have to kill you!" followed by a hearty laugh and a call for more drinks, and nobody will think anything of it - and since he has approximate knowledge of many things, he will always find some topic he can discuss, or coax some interesting subject or drama out of a down-on-their-luck patron and chew it over with them over a packet of cigarettes. At any rate, Sorbet and the gang are more than enough for him to never feel lonely.

Prosciutto: I left him for last because his case is the trickiest for me personally. On the one hand, he strikes me as someone who isn't a great deal in need of society because he has at least one person if not eight people to micromanage, but on the other hand, that would be the perfect reason to get away from time to time, right? He, like the rest, would probably spend a good time at the gay bar down the street and drink or play cards, but I could also see a more unconventional avenue for him if he used The Grateful Dead to age himself. Imagine him doing that and joining an elderly book club where he can talk about stuff he's read and all he has to do is lie about his life and maybe have Ghiaccio pick him up sometimes parading as his grandson. The gossip there is amazing, by the way.

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Fictober 2024 - Day 8

Prompt number: 8 - Are we happy? Original fiction: Resonance Rating: G Warnings: n/a

Jolene walked into McKenna’s room with her favorite icy treat. She hands her the bowl. “Tangerine sorbet, your favorite.”

“Thanks.” McKenna takes a spoonful. “They don’t sell this in any of the stores nearby. It must’ve taken you a long time to find it.”

“I admit, I almost drove all the way back home to get it.”

“No, you didn’t have to.”

“I want to. Anything for my best friend.” Jolene paused a moment before she talked about why she really came in here. “How are you feeling?”

McKenna sighed as she put down her spoon. “I already did my crying, let out all my rage during field hockey practice, and I seriously thought about calling Myles back, but I didn’t. I’m in the acceptance phase now. At least I’m trying to be.”

“I’m so sorry,” said Jolene. “I honestly thought you and Myles would grow old together.”

“Yeah, me too. It’s scary to think you can slowly stop loving someone.”

Jolene desperately wanted to speak to McKenna about their own relationship. It itself was falling apart, and she didn’t want to lose her best friend. “Are we happy?”

“Of course we are. Why wouldn’t we be?” She spoke the words, but she couldn’t look Jolene in the eyes while saying it.

“You’re angry at me for going on a date with Waren.”

McKenna continued stirring her sorbet with the spoon. “I don’t care what you do in your spare time.”

“You’re lying. I can tell you’re lying.”

McKenna finally looked up at her friend. “No, I’m not lying. I’m trying to be a more mature, open-minded, independent woman. I may not like the man. I may not approve of your relationship, but if he makes you happy, I’ll find it in myself to accept it.”

Jolene smiled at her. “That’s all I ask.”

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9th Haunted Drinks

Media Uncharted

Character Nathan / Nate Drake

Couple Nate X Reader

Rating Cute

Halloween Day 9

I stood bored out of my mind, shift had been so slow today mostly people out for parties and such. "Nate?" "Yep?" he asks as he finishes stocking the ice box "It's boring" "I know, don't think we're gonna do well on tips tonight" "It's fine I'm stealing the Halloween candy" I smiled stealing another sweet from the bowl on the bar "Any more fudges?" "I told you the one guy from an hour ago cleared them out" "Damn it" "Nate?" "Yeah?" "Can you make… something fun?" "Fun?" "Spooky beverage" "Like what?" "Hummmmm" I pondered I grabbed myself a glass from the back setting it on the well, I grabbed some apple cider, cranberry juice, a little grenadine and some fireball "Cocktail sparkle?" I asked holding out my hand "Colour?" "Gold" He happily threw it over, I added it all with ice into a cocktail shaker giving it a good shake and mix of course doing a little trick as always before pouring the orange glittery drink which I garnished with a thin apple slice. "The Poison Apple" I smiled "Ohhh? may I?" "Of course" I smiled he took it and had a decent sip "ooohh very nice. But the visual is the best part" "Okay fine your turn, Mr Drake" "Very well" he smirked Grabbing a large mixing glass he mixed ginger ale, pineapple juice and tequila giving it a good mix, he filled a glass with ice adding a scoop of lime sorbet from the freezer with a slice of lemon and a slice of lime down the sides before then adding his mix into the glass cascading over the sorbet causing steam "The Frankendrink" "Very good, quite a show" I smiled taking it to have a sip "Oohh heavy on tequila" "You say that about everything with tequila" "Yeah that's true I think I'm just not a big fan of tequila, nice though" "Go on, give us something a little refined" "refined? alright" I smirked I grabbed a tall glass filling it with ice, I grabbed some empress gin filling it up and topping it off with sparkling lemonade "Oh, so gin and lemonade?" He asks "Ah ah ah" I warn him "Impatient" I slowly and very carefully poured blue curacao into the glass letting it all settle at the bottom creating a beautiful gradient grabbing a rosemary sprig to garnish "The Witches lemonade" "Ohh? Very nice," he says having a sip "Okay that is fantastic. take this away before I finish it" "I win" "Not so fast I think I have something that can knock you off" He winked he grabbed the cocktail shaker adding light rum, coconut rum, blue curacao and of course ice, he gave it a good shake before grabbing a cocktail glass adding it to the bottom then filling it with pineapple juice and a little wedge of pineapple for the rim "Merky waters" "Bad name" "I know" He shrugs handing it over so I give it a sip "Ummm that is good," "Told ya" "Fine you win" I smirked giving him a soft kiss which he happily accepted pulling me close to his chest and slightly grabbing my ass "But that needs a better name" "Okay, any suggestions?" "I think…. call it hypnopotion" "Ohhh I like it" he smirked "You wanna lock the front door and have sneaky backroom sexy time?" "Again?" "Please as it's Halloween?" "As you won I'll allow it" I smiled

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What is St. Tropez Self Tanning Products?: A Comprehensive Review

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10 Best Pink Fishing Shirts for Men 2023: Ultimate Style Guide

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written-in-sunshine · 1 year ago

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Title: Don't Rain On My Volleyball Court

Author: Keith

Fandom: Hazbin Hotel

Setting: The Beach

Pairing: Chazwick Thurman/Velvette

Characters: Velvette, Chazwick Thurman

Genre: General/Vague Romance

Rating: K

Chapters: 1/1

Word Count: 100

Type Of Work: Drabble, Part of the FicWip Drabble Prompts

Status: Complete

Warnings: Het, M/F, Food

Disclaimer: I don’t own anything.Summary: Even the cherries dripping red syrup down the sides of the cup of white sorbet couldn't make this any better.

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kattartsblog · 2 years ago

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Rated M

Warnings: Swearing, baited fluff, Blood, Anxiety, Death Mention, OC x Canon, Self Esteem Issues

Today is the day, will Ilona finally confess their feelings to Melone or will their heart be crushed?

Author’s Note: I’m sorry if there’s any narrative confusion as the story jumps around time. Also the chapters are fairly short. Sorry about that. Lol this was supposed to be a Valentine’s day fic, but better late than never right?

Love was a foreign emotion in Ilona’s mind. Sure they’ve read about the subject in books or watched countless fairy tale movies in their youth, but actually experiencing it was entirely new. And that’s when they met him. Unlike Risotto, Prosciutto, Sorbet, and Gelato; there was a deep warmth and tenderness in his eyes. His striking slim figure and lavender colored hair was something Ilona never had seen in someone so… ethereal. Ilona suddenly grew shy, as they stared down at their paws with disappointment. Their deformities were far too strange to be considered human. “Ah, so the rumors were true. You do have a new tenant here.” Ilona’s ears perked up as he walked toward them, it was as if they were the only people in the room. The sound of his voice was sweet and enticing, “Ciao, sono Melone. Piacere. Qual è il tuo nome?”

“Ah… uh… Mi chiamo…” It was at this moment Ilona’s heart began to race. Their mind was in a haze and it was as if Ilona had forgotten everything; when their birthday was, what language they spoke, and why they were here. “I’m very pleased to make your acquaintance!” Ilona blurted out, their nerves had finally bested them as they bowed and extended their paw. Their paws began to sweat. Melone chuckled, “I was asking for your name dear.” Ilona wanted to hide away back in their room for a million years. The other members were chuckling at how much of a fool they were.

XxxX

“And now look at you, bad to the bone.” Formaggio said as he recounted the memory. He leaned back into the couch and ruffled Ilona’s hair playfully. Ilona puffed up their chest, “It’s thanks to you guys. I mean I’m ten times more confident than how I was before. I can take on anything!” Ilona punched the air dramatically. “Like asking Melone out?” Illuso interjected, Ilona slumped back down in their seat. “Well, maybe not that confident.” Illuso chuckled, “Man, you know he’s not going to be into a scrawny little nobody whose stand power is screaming like a toddler.” Formaggio glared at him, “Don’t listen to him, he’s just jealous that you’re basically Black Canary with the most entertaining ability.” Formaggio reassured, “I mean I would like to date you but, you already said no.” Ilona rolled their eyes at Formaggio’s comment, “That’s because you are my best friend and I don’t want a romantic relationship to ruin that.”

“All the more reason to ask him.” Formaggio and Ilona raised an eyebrow at Illuso’s statement, “Look, I’m sick and tired of you playing as this shy little school kid who wants to ask Maria to the school dance. I know for a fact Melone isn’t seeing anyone now, you and him are great work partners with chemistry, and most importantly you better nab him while you still can. Otherwise some other grody ass chick will snatch him, and I know a few people who have been eyeing him. So put your big boy pants on and ask him! It’s been a fucking year!” Illuso began to pant, Formaggio and Ilona were left in awe at the winded monologue that had occurred. “Lu, this is real life, not one of your soap operas.” Said Formaggio, Illuso sighed, “You’re right, sorry Il.” Ilona looked down at their paws, as another memory began to play.

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Barbados Travel Guide

You can find a white-sand ocean side, a rambling green, or an obligation-free strip mall pretty much anyplace in the Caribbean, yet in Barbados, guests can taste the self-contradicting Mount Gay Rum, dance to the drone of a calypso melody or take in a polo or cricket match. Furthermore, however, you could invest all your energy in the seashores, and you'll see a bounty more to do while investigating this Caribbean heaven. This extravagant island is overflowing with stunning design, an energetic games culture, and a party-cherishing demeanor.

The easternmost island in the Caribbean, Barbados shuffles two unique societies to make a particularly Bajan character. Indeed, even subsequent to acquiring its autonomy from Extraordinary England in 1966, this island actually holds tight to English practices like evening tea, cricket, and horse races. Brand names of the Caribbean and West Africa are as yet obvious, in any case, in the island's sugar stick fields, rum refineries, and rich scenes. And afterward, there are many seashores. All while Barbados' coastlines gloat pleasant perspectives and quieting sea breezes, a portion of the nation's must-visit sea shores incorporate Dover Ocean side, Bathsheba Oceanside, and the sands sitting above Carlisle Inlet.

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Best Lodgings in Barbados

Sandy Path

Visitors reliably praise Sandy Path for its noteworthy grounds, extravagant conveniences, and obliging staff. Inviting Barbados guests starting around 1961, Sandy Path's extensive rooms, suites, penthouses, and estate gloat-rich decorations, marble washrooms with double vanities, work areas, and overhangs or porches with perspectives on verdant nurseries or the Caribbean Ocean. Furthermore, the loftiness doesn't stop there. This Driving Inns of the World station likewise includes rich sporting offices, including three greens and a 47,000-square-foot spa. (Late visitors went wild about the rich spa medicines and delicious dishes served at The Spa Bistro.) However the greens and spa are no question amazing, remember to cut out some relaxing time on Sandy Path Oceanside, where the retreat gives cold towels, sorbets, and new leafy food fogs. Whether your day was spent loosening up by the ocean (or the 7,500-square-foot pool) or swinging on the greens, past guests recommend watching the sunset at one of the four on-location diners. Many applauded the delicious (yet expensive) cooking. Notwithstanding, Pioneers Club individuals get free advantages, for example, a room redesign and early registration, and late checkout honors, during their visits.

Fairmont Regal Structure

Mixing the mark refinement of the Fairmont brand with the calming air of Barbados' Platinum Coast, the Fairmont Regal Structure is a sumptuous hideout. Visitors acclaim the exquisitely enriched beachfront rooms, suites, and estates, which were revived in November 2017. Standard room conveniences incorporate outfitted overhangs or patios, espresso producers, and level-screen televisions. Furthermore, all convenience rates cover in-room Wi-Fi access, nearby shopping, everyday breakfast for two, one evening tea credit for each seven-night stay, two times week after week yoga classes, day-to-day swimming with turtles encounters, and admittance to tennis courts, wellness place, and nonmotorized water athletic gear. Extra offices range from a freshwater pool to a business place to a salon with hair, cosmetics, and nail administrations. Explorers can likewise appreciate in-room spa medicines, for example, back rubs, facials, and body wrap and scours. What's more, as of December 2018, this AccorHotels-subsidiary property invites youngsters all year. However ongoing visitors report a good stay, some say the food served at the retreat's three cafés is expensive, particularly given the shoddy quality. To save some coin, individuals from the Le Club AccorHotels rewards program can utilize focuses to pay for rooms.

Best Activities in Barbados

Bathsheba Oceanside

Bathsheba Oceanside, which sits on Barbados' east coast, is a photographic artist's and surfer's heaven. For picture takers, Bathsheba offers emotional stone arrangements. Also, for surfers, there's the ocean side's renowned Soup Bowl, where first-class waves can be found. Named after the area's frothy water, the Soup Bowl is so notable that global riding rivalries are routinely held here. Don't, in any case, anticipate swimming at Bathsheba. In light of the district's difficult situations and rock developments, it isn't protected to swim there. Like other Bajan sea shores, the Bathsheba Ocean side is allowed to visit (from dawn to dusk) and offers some free stopping. Bathrooms are likewise accessible. Cafés are not situated within strolling distance, but rather beachgoers will find two rum shacks close by for cocktails. Albeit the water isn't ok for swimming, guests can plunge their toes into one of a few tide pools. Relax seats and water athletic gear rentals are not presented at this ocean side.

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Dover Oceanside

The south coast's Dover Oceanside can be found in Oistins, which sits in the Christ Church area. Albeit the ocean side's waves make it not great for exercises like paddleboarding and kayaking, its waters are perfect for surfing and body surfing. Other famous water sports incorporate Hobie Feline cruising, Fly Skiing, and windsurfing. A swimming region away from the sea's tear tides is likewise available. Located several miles south of the Barbados Footpath, the Dover Ocean side is effectively open by transport and vehicle. Free road stopping, however, restricted, is accessible. Different lodgings, eateries, and bars sit close by, and water athletic gear can be leased at the ocean side from free merchants. Ocean-side seat and umbrella rentals are likewise presented for a little charge (past guests detailed burning through $15 on rentals). Other regional offices incorporate public bathrooms and keepsake shops. Lifeguards are nearby from dawn to dusk.

Barbados Travel Tips

Greatest Months to Visit

The best chance to visit Barbados is between July and November. However these months fall inside the Caribbean's typhoon season, storms seldom hit the island, and you could go to one of the exuberant Yield Over Celebration exercises assuming you get away during this season. Temperatures stay between the mid-70s and mid-80s all year, so there's little motivation to go during the pinnacle season, which happens from late December to mid-April.

The most effective method to Set aside Cash in Barbados

Be aware of the conversion standard: The Barbadian or Bajan dollar (BBD) is for all times fixed at Bds$2 for each $1. Albeit most foundations acknowledge U.S. cash, you ought to pay in Barbados dollars - your cash will go further.

Visit in the offseason: However you might confront a typhoon, visiting between May and November will save you a few coins on airfare and lodgings.

Go for a comprehensive: To keep away from added food, drink, and action costs, consider remaining at one of the island's comprehensive hotels.

Culture and Customs

Free starting around 1966, Barbados has kept a political framework like that of England, with a protected government and a popularity-based parliamentary government. Bajan customs and lifestyles are additionally comparative. You ought to carry light tones and textures to wear on your get-away yet note that Bajans will more often than not dress safely. Long jeans for men and dresses for ladies are normal.

All through the country, the Barbadian dollar (BBD) is utilized (Bds$2 approaches $1). While tipping in Barbados, explorers ought to hope to add an extra tip in view of the assistance got. Nonetheless, in contrast to the U.S., a few eateries will remember a 10 to 15% tip for food bills, so make certain to check your receipt before you pay.

Furthermore, however, English is the authority language in Barbados, and the Bajan tongue, which is commonly utilized in relaxed discussions, may confound a few outsiders. Key expressions to recall incorporate "wha gine on" (what's happening), "aight" (how are you), and "ga so" (go along these lines).

What to Eat

A variety of Caribbean and worldwide cooking, with African, Indian, and English impacts can be tracked down in Barbados, however, the island's new fish is the point of convergence of numerous café menus. Search for sweet plantains, rice and peas, curries, and rotis (flatbread) on menus. Elite cooks have opened the most complex foundations in St. James and Bridgetown regions, yet you ought to hope to pay a chunk of change for the experience. Well-known fancy cafés incorporate Champers Eatery, The Tides, and The Bluff. Make a point to prepare at these restaurants since most require a booking to get in the entryway. Late guests to Barbados notice that the food in St. Lawrence Hole is certainly worth the cost; sensible costs can likewise be found in Holetown on the focal west coast.

While eating out, you might see an absence of plastic. Starting in April 2019, the island restricted all single-utilized plastic, including plastic cups, cutlery, and straws, as a component of a drawn-out preservation exertion.

Passage and Leave Prerequisites

U.S. residents will require identification to enter Barbados; a visa isn't needed except if you intend to remain over a half year. One clear page is expected for every visa. Visit the U.S. Express Division's site for the most recent data on unfamiliar exit and section necessities.

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