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"Would you care if people had sex at one of your places of worship, Melo? Since Heaven is usually seen as being full of prudes, what do you have to say to that, as their God of Divinity?"
"I don't really have any places of worship these days, but I suppose I wouldn't have really cared, as long as they didn't make a mess of things. If it were one of my followers or disciples, that is. Even a friend or something."
"Someone random? I think I would be amused, but if it went on for too long, it would get old. Sort of a similar feeling to when you stay somewhere, and the couple in the next room is having sex while you're trying to sleep or something. I'd probably think something along the lines of 'hurry up and get on with it, or go home if you want to make a night of it', you know? And if they didn't leave, then I would mess with them until they left. If they get to have their fun, then I get to have mine; it's only fair."
"I do think I see the appeal though. Like having sex with the follower of another deity; sorry, but tonight I'll have them praising my name. They'll be worshipping me, not you."
"As always, you have impeccable taste. Same sort of mood as when you're fucking a ruler or something like that."
"Oh, I know exactly what you mean!"
#[Baphomet -commentary-]#[Enoch -commentary-]#To be fair even when Eno was going by Iryin and living in Gaea with the Watcher Angels#he wasn't at his places of worship like...at all#and he's also never been a god that people formally pray to or leave offerings for-- because he's usually so involved with his followers#Same with Baphomet honestly-- and then of course both of them just had to go broadcasting their own nastiness alsdknfa#Anyway I think it'd be different for deities like Aro and Eleare; or even Nirbhi when she was still a goddess#whose major shrines are pretty much extensions of their house if not actually their house#so they're there AT LEAST once a day#for them it'd be like if you walked into your living room and found some random people in there having sex on your couch.#They'd be varying degrees of irate about it and kick the people out#or kick their ass and then kick them out
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danny phantom cast explorations and thoughts :v
#🧻 sharts#danny phantom#danny fenton#jazz fenton#danielle phantom#sam manson#tucker foley#i have like. other sketches of other cast members hidden away. maybe ill finish them up but#for now heres my thoughts on the cast! at least how i would do it#i never understood danielle being 12 when danny is 14. MAKE THEM IDENTICAL!!!!! RAAAAH#i have a lot of thoughts about danielle and non of them are canon compliant#i may just be rewriting the lore sorry#danny phantom is like r*wby to me#in which i rewrite the things i dont like#i will say a lot of the things im applying to the halfa’s is from an oc of mine#because i like the concepts and find them fitting#its not stealing if its from myself. its recycling#i think the one thing that keeps kicking me in the ass is danny's suit. its a hazmat suit but its vacuum sealed HAHA#i love both vibes of him in a tight superhero suit and him in a loose hazmat lookin suit with a mask or smth. for the creep factor#idk im figuring out how i would do the phantom alter ego. ywlma has me obsessed w it being elderich and scary though#wow. so many tags! LOL SORRY#guess ill die (danphantom)
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Just bros being bros
#life is kicking my ass right now so i havent posted in a while#i had a ton of exams and finals are coming up which is stressing me out#but the dead boys!!!!#look at them#look at them with your eyeballs#dead boy detectives#dbda#renew dead boy detectives#charles rowland#edwin payne#payneland#savedeadboydetectives#dbda fanart#i tried to make edwin look like he is holding back laughter because thats how I interpreted his expression#i am really happy with how charles turned out#it seems i finally got the hang of drawing him#dextheartist
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i love boys in a car simulator
the first pic is a redraw of an in-game selfie! here's the original:
#FFXV FANS. ASSEMBLE !!!!! ARE YOU STILL OUT THERE#can you tlel who my favorite is............................ idk if its obvious actually but . i do have a favorite#ffxv#ff15#final fantasy xv#final fantasy 15#ignis scientia#noctis lucis caelum#prompto argentum#gladiolus amicitia#chocobo#final fantasy#procreate#koob art#digital art#ive been soooo excited to post this teehee giglign and kicking my legs look at my sillies ........ . .. .... .#the sunburns are punishment for them having stupid asymmetrical jrp ass fits lol#gladio. noct. tell me why you guys have ONE GLOVE on#also theyre literally outside all day you know theyre getting weird tan lines#1k#WOOHOO lets go ffxv fandom still alive 🔥🔥🔥#2k#YAAAYYY
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hi ive been going through it a little bit
#school is actively kicking my ass and ive never been so busy but they are single handedly keeping me sane help#if you told me like three months ago that id be ahving yet another superhero phase i would have curled into a ball and died#its very comfy here in hell though thats for sure#i adore them sm jesus fucking christ#spiderman has been a fav of mine since i was a kid and watching the ultimate spiderman show on tv#and deadpool has been coming up in the ranks as of recently lol#again#hilarious that i watched dp/wv and came out hardcore shipping spideypool lmfao#i dont know how that happened but idc this is awesome#i wanna do mire finished pieces but i have basically no time so yayayyyyyy doodle dump#hope you all are well!#spiderman#spider man#peter parker#I SHOULD POINT OUT NOT HIS MCU VERSION PLEASE NO#deadpool#wade wilson#spideypool#spiderpool#marvel#ok bye
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i'm about to pass out at my desk, but have this stupid ass doodle i did before i go sleep.
#will i ever post drawings at a normal time of day? probably not#i keep giggling at this i draw the stupidest shit#i'm sorry for the tonal whiplash between this & my first kieran drawing akjsfjkdf#also i need to draw proper refs for mjverse florian & juliana#i'm growing very fond of them i love my silly field research obsessed son that keeps on having shit happen to him >>>#& his big sister that could and will kick your ass#i have one more goofy ass doodle i need to get out of my system w/ these 2 but then i'll draw some actual stuff for them#(expect some future au content soon 😏)#pokemon#pokemon scarlet and violet#pkmn scarvio#trainer florian#pokemon florian#rival kieran#pokemon kieran#ogerpon#tealmaskshipping#ship : florian & kieran#chara : florian russel cavallari#chara : kieran hinoki#mjverse#🎨 : mj draws#sv dlc spoilers#scarvio spoilers
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Regular John
#it's john constantine of hellblazer again#the blonde man™ possessed me truly#always with that damn CIGARET and 💥 ass hair we'll never know why i draw him the way i do#i have a lot of mr ratman arts that's not all of them it's embarrassing‼️but they were made with love so i gotta show my unholy archive#*kicks him out from my computer* get this thing away from me!!#shoutout regular john by qotsa#hellblazer#john constantine#kmp art#commissions open#artists on tumblr
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one in a million admirers…
based on ofc this prompt
#spider man: across the spider verse#spider punk#spider noir#hobie brown#noirpunk#YES i’m still into them#and i’m inordinately proud of my interpretation of this prompt lol#he would not have a billboard!! but he’d fuck one up#it came out great too with the street chaos of 138’s style#it was a lot of fun and i only did it in like four hours#i like to think sometimes that peter gets weird about how famous hobie is not just as 138’s spider but as a rockstar#he’s huge. everyone both in the universe and out of it that isn’t actively antagonized by him loves him#so why would peter be special? why would his love and admiration matter??#the answer is because they’re good for each other and i want them to kick fash ass together#queer antifascist ship art on july 4th?? hmmm what could that possibly mean
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Now that I've listened to Re: Dracula I feel like I've been weirdly spoiled for a lot of other Draculas. Like don't get me wrong there's a lot of Dracula's out there to like but there was something really beguiling about:
a) Mina and Lucy's quite modern musings about their place in the world, the beginnings of wonderings about what they might like or could like as people not just as what society demands
b) Mina and Lucy's relationship. I just adore that they are surprisingly different characters and interact in a very realistic interesting way that you don't see a lot in media that depicts this time period. I also love how intelligent Mina is.
c) The absolute intensity of the bond and duty our heroes find themselves drawn into when put in this horrific situation. It really surprised and struck me the way that all these people with not extremely deep connections in a lot of cases closed ranks together in a silent fight to protect not just themselves but to break the cycle of evil. They, all of them, really showed a tremendous amount of care and kindness towards each other in this insane mission. Obviously it would have been nice if the boys had been less dumb about including Mina in things but their follies in that area were clearly a result of the time they lived in and not a fundamental personal lack of respect for mina.
d) I know everyone does not see this interpretation but I like that there is a quasi-homoeric undertone to Dracula and Johnathan's whole thing. Of course Johnathan is there under duress and I'm certainly not saying that there is something consensual or reciprocal going on but Dracula being so possessive of him especially with the brides gives an interesting undertone to some of the earlier parts of the book. There is a real sort of fascination Dracula seems to have for him as a conduit for information about his next conquest and he really tries to connect with him through the guise of society.
I haven't really ever seen all these points illustrated very strongly in other retellings or if it's there it doesn't communicate that feeling that makes these missed points so special. Worse it seems like a lot of the time they make really weird choices like merging characters or swapping characters or cutting characters for brevity or excitement. Which on one hand I kind of understand but when given the space the characters all have their own interesting points and perspectives and are interesting to experience.
I'd love to see a retelling that balanced all these things a little more and cut less. Maybe even have it be a mini series rather than a movie.
#re: dracula#dracula#the crew of re: dracula just kicked way too much ass#the performances were so rich and lovely#the editing choices were incredible#i was going to call out karim specifically but legit#its hard for me to walk past any performances in the entire thing#i love them all
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i’m obsessed with this panel bc izuku why are you flirting with him during a top secret save the world ofa meeting
#bakudeku#bkdk#kacchan: I’d kick your ass I’d do so much better than you I’d bust them all out and master the quirks immediately#izuku: >:) ahah yeah!!! you’re the BEST kacchan sugoi sigh and you’d look good doing it too#izuku just is so proud of him he thinks he’s so co#so cool so hot so sexy so smart#kacchan: i would crush you#izuku- with the biggest shiniest happiest eyes ever-: haha yeah you would heheheh wow kacchan <3.
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I have never seen a team of green names that are less used to being green names for this many episodes
#wild life smp#wlsmp#Geminitay#geminitay fanart#smallishbeans#smallishbeans fanart#joel smallishbeans#the family wild life#wild life family#how do you tag ??? that. its okay#dont want to tag the others cuz this is family centric. but yeah they’re here too#what the hell are these two doing. its so funny#they’re a good match in like some ways but they kind of also make each other worse in others . loving it#the inability to murder is messing w them. they need enrichment#i need to finish my other designs as well midterms have been kicking my ass but i had to get this out of my system#trafficblr#my art
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thinking about stan "god i love cards and gambling" pines
#the fact that alex specifically changed soos' dad postcard coming from vegas to new orleans#cos he REALLY didn't want it to be associated with stan#also dipper and soos getting super mad at losing is really funny to me#mabel's gambling hat :)#stan pines#stanley pines#gravity falls#mabel pines#dipper pines#soos ramirez#using chipackers for bets.... i would probably lose by snacking on them the entire time#also j3 ford mentioning he got kicked out from lottocron cos he also counts cards#dipper really needs to learn how to cheat at gambling cos otherwise hes gonna be left out lmao#stan being happy he can play poker with more than just soos and occasionally wendy#only to learn that mabel is cracked at it and now theyre getting their asses kicked by a 12 y/o#but also i like the idea of stan being great at cash wheel due to years of guessing ciphers#altho watching it over decades probably helped lmao
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genshin impact gif challenge ✦
[1/?] cryo characters → wriothesley
“people have this tendency to see me as an all-knowing figure with mystical powers. in reality, i'm just one man with two eyes and two ears. how can i possibly know everything that's happening in the fortress of meropide?”
#genshin impact#genshinedit#genshinimpactedit#genshinet#wriothesley#mine*#wriothesley*#gifchallenge*#that second gif rly kicked my ass why was that so hard to colour 😭😭😭#i want him so bad wrio rerun when#releasing him between neuvi and furina was EVILLLLL hyv you will Pay#i wanna start giffing anything other than characters for this challenge but uhhhhh idk how to format it#bc i wanna gif specific quests that i like but im very ????? on which way is best to showcase them#i'll figure it out....... eventually
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Doodle of the little guy ever as this game takes over my waking thought
#in stars and time#isat#isat siffrin#this is a very obvious ‘me drawing design as canon compliant as possible to comprehend how it works so I can later#draw it in my style more properly’ Doodle. but that’s okay#it’s a canon event for every first fanart in any given fandom#anyway I like them. fucking thang#also please no spoilers I am still in act 2!!! trying to figure out how to kick the king’s ass without dying#getting closer each time !#ok that’s enough tag rambling#my art
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Batman to his kids (here Dick) be like: "You do not need powers to be great. If I can be a respected member of the Justice League, so can you. No, actually, you can be better than all of us."
#batman#bruce wayne#dick grayson#robin#batfam#dc comics#my ramblings#Idk which comics this is from sorry#anyway no kids of Bruce is ever felling inferior to any meta on his watch#“You do not need superpowers to be a bad bitch son. Now go out and kick some asses!”#the way he tells them he knows they will be some of the strongest heroes on Earth#no big deal#“Bruce never tells his kids he is proud” first of all not true second of all he does this instead sometimes#also I love how Bruce is degrading himself in comparison to Dick “anything I can do you can do better”
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(1014) the red means i love you
#artblock kicking my ass until i find song that remindsme of them#salvation#xfohv#bfdi#osc#battle for dream island#art#x finds out his value#xfohv ten#xfohv fourteen#1014#tenfourteen#can you tell its them i think the palette doesnt help
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