#or just the bridesmaids
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in case you’ve ever wanted to have a viral tumblr post let me tell you it doesn’t get you anything good. what it DOES do is make it so that every time your friends introduce you to a new person they all immediately pull up the viral post and ask the person if they’ve seen it. and they always have
#just went wedding dress shopping and the one bridesmaid i did not already know unfortunately did know of my tumblr posts. so#personal
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my mum is getting married next weekend and when they asked me last year if I'd bake the wedding cake I foolishly said yes and now I have to make 120+ individual brownies with my one little oven and minimal equipment and nowhere to store them
#they were like oh it doesn't need to be a big fancy cake just some cupcakes or something!#in my head i was like ok i'll be making maybe 50 sure i'll do that. turns out 140 people have been invited#to be clear i occasionally bake for fun or for birthdays like i am not even a serious hobby baker let alone a wedding caterer level baker#and i'm working full time up to the day before the wedding AND bridesmaid on the day#i'm exhausted by it all and it's not even my own wedding#talking
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No thoughts just David leaning in as soon as he hears the words ‘you may now kiss the groom’ and giggling, whispering to Jack “Unioned we stand” before Jack kisses him
#javid newsies#javid#let the boys get married#I mean technically it would be Jack in drag because it wasn’t exactly legal *however* I don’t care#newsies#Spot and Race are flower girls/bridesmaids#nobody knows why Race is also crossdressing because there’s literally no reason why he has to be in a dress to throw flowers at people#he just wanted to feel pretty#he also gets distracted and punts flowers at Spot the entire ceremony#cue the blowout fight the newsies get into with flowers as amo which turns out to not work at all
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I've been watching old Project Runway episodes and my take is: whatever they were paying the fat models to participate in the "real woman" challenges just so the contestants could throw dramatic fits over how much they despise fat bodies? It was not enough.
#actually maybe worse than the dramatic fits were when it was more subtle#like the one that really upset me which was the bridesmaid dress challenge in season 8?#where they decided to be EXTRA cruel and lined up the bridesmaids and let the DESIGNERS pick one by one#and they all picked the few size-2 women first and then it went in perfect ascending weight order after the model-shaped ones were taken#(except for the thin woman they picked right before they hit the two 14+ women who was COINCIDENTALLY I AM SURE the darkest-skinned)#(whole other conversation on that front)#and Heidi acted performatively clueless about why the two bigger women were the last ones left#the contestants were all lying snakes about it too imo#'oh i just didn't want the worst...dress. She had the worst dress' LIAR. COWARD#AT LEAST BE UPFRONT ABOUT IT YOU UNCREATIVE DICK
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one of my volunteers at work asked if i want a early 1960s wedding dress ?!?!!! like obviously yes but ????? ok 😭
#she said she thinks she can find the bridesmaid dresses too for me omg 😭#my volunteers keep giving me things like besties we work in a charity shop you can give them to the shop 🥲#i think it’s because they know we wouldn’t sell those kind of things in this shop like it’s just not the right kinda style lmao#but they see me and think ah yes. abi will have it .. and i will !!!
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If wildchip were to have a wedding, Caramel Arrow should be the best man
I know she’s a woman so maid of honor might be more fitting, but I literally cannot imagine her in a dress, I can only see her in a tux
#I suppose it’s not that she can’t wear a dress I just can’t see her in one#actually I don’t feel like I’ve seen her in a dress in any fanart#hmm#anyways maybe the maid of honor can be Princess#or hell even Jungleberry#(actually that’d probably make more sense considering Princess is probably more like Wildberry’s niece and too young)#but Princess can still be one of the bridesmaids#anyways yeah#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#wildchip#wildberry cookie#crunchy chip cookie#also I suppose I am implying Crunchy is the groom and Wildberry the bride#caramel arrow cookie#random stuff
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Jill was indeed at Jana’s wedding.
#I know there was chat about her not being a bridesmaid but I don’t recall having seen any pictures of her#and I think at the time she had posted a picture of just Jana and Stephen on her stories as a congratulations#and I assumed she didn’t go and honestly I was yeah makes sense#but at the same time I’m really happy to see her there
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ordering shit online is always such a gamble as a bigger girl i hate it
#shut up freak 🫧#i bought this corset thing for my bridesmaids dress#but it came today and it doesn’t fit 🥲#it’s a renaissance/viking themed wedding that im in mind you#i just ordered a different one that seems more stretchy#so i hope this one works
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The Wedding Job (S01E07)
#leverage#eliot spencer#parker#alec hardison#sophie devereaux#nate ford#christian kane#beth riesgraf#aldis hodge#gina bellman#Timothy Hutton#the wedding job#just caps that i like#caps by me#that bridesmaid dress is something else
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Ok finally got to the bridesmaids episode in gg and uh... why exactly do people defend Logan? To review, he: is a dick to an old friend of Rory because of an assumption he makes about their relationship that doesn't get confirmed until well into the dinner they're having together, then when Rory confronts him about being an asshole (which, yeah, he was being a classist dick that entire time) he tells her, "everyone's doing something," and when this causes her to spiral about her life direction, he makes it seem like she's blaming him after she didn't even mention his name, and then yells at her for bruising his ego and storms out of the bar, doesn't reach out to her afterward, sleeps with his sister's friends, waits for Rory to find out that apparently they're broken up from said sister, and then never tells her that he slept with people while they were apart. Yes, Rory says they're broken up, AFTER the phone call with his sister. Before then, there was no clarification, and she has every right to be upset that he slept with people while they were still together! He never reached out! He is a twenty-one-year-old by the time this is happening, there is no reason he can't reach out to clarify and make sure he isn't hurting Rory. And why wouldn't he clarify, if he supposedly loves her so much? I really tried to like Logan, even though I knew him being from such a wealthy family would irk me, but he's not even decent to the one person he's supposedly reformed for and I'm just supposed to sit here and let people blame Rory for the whole situation? No. He's an adult. They agreed to a relationship. You want to sleep around because you think you've broken up? Confirm that you broke up first.
#and the thing is i didn't even hate logan when he was first introduced#i knew he was a classist snob but i knew that before watching the season so i was mostly expecting it#but this? no. just no#and the fact that he then flips the situation on rory AGAIN and tells her it isn't actually his fault is so immature#and manipulative#i was mostly netural on him when i first saw him#i mean he is a very charming character so i though yeah give him a shot but holy shit#anti logan#anti logan huntzberger#gilmore girls#rory gilmore#bridesmaids revisited
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Hogwarts Legacy and what kind of Youtubers (ot tiktokers whatever) they are cause this idea just bit me in the brain
MC: one of those explorers who may or may not find the gates to hell in a cave. Also touches everything they find. Cursed ever since they played with a ouija board in a cemetery to win a bet. Lives. Talks about their pets while breaking into creepy abandoned buildings. Keeps a collection of creepy stuff over their bed. Some might think they're a psychopath.
Garreth: Recipes!!! But he doesn't have butter so maybe oil works? And he doesn't have that brown sugar but what if he adds some oil to the regular white sugar? He thinks the blender doesn't work until he realizes he didn't plug it in. First hundred videos are mostly about how to react to kitchen emergencies. Then he turns out to be an amazing cook and everyone misses when he used to set the water on fire.
Ominis: AITA reddit reactions, Karen-videos reactions, Wedding-drama reactions. Loves petty stories the most. (Gossip. He lives for gossip.) He makes live-especials where he criticises his best friend's latest video, not caring that said best friend is sitting right beside him. People ship them for some reason and he just goes along with it. (No one has told him Sebastian blushes when he fake kisses him on camera).
Sebastian: Book and movie reviews, he likes to compare them to decide which one was best (books always win in his channel). His lives are about him playing some videogame to either destroy his opponents or destroy the story. The ones he actually likes have their own section on his channel and it's clear he loves them by edition alone. He also has videos where he tries to pull pranks on his bf but either Ominis is very lucky or very innocent. Was the one who started the Sebinis ship (unknowingly) and will be the first to admit his feelings one day.
Imelda: Extreme sports and challenges. Has touched a lot of dangerous beasts just for the thrill of it. She was the one betting MC to play with the ouija board. She wanted to try jumping off a plane without a parachute but apparently that was not allowed and if she dared to do it anyway she wouldn't be welcome on a plane anymore. Most parents hate her channel but she says it's their fault if their children are idiots who try what they see on the internet.
Amit: Constelations and stuff about the universe, planets and stars. One day he mentions the zodiac signs and his fate is sealed. Realizes there is some truth to the zodiac and becomes one of the more popular channels on zodiac and astrology. Still hates when people think astrology is the same as astronomy. Tries to teach people. People ask about their zodiac houses. He learns about zodiac houses.
Poppy: cientific facts about animals and birds and bugs and anything that fits in the animal kingdom. Defends spiders when people say they should be burned. Recognizes weird shapped worms with one single glance. Tries to get people to be kind to animals even if people fight each other. One time she saved a wolf from death. Then she fed a deer. She also rescued a fox. Animals often visit her house to be pet or fed and she loves it.
#and thats it cause the others srent in mind#honestly i was watching a charlotte dobre video#and i was like this would be ominis#so heres the result of my tiredness#i just imagine ominis all like “of course youre the a-hole Karen#leave your poor bridesmaid alone!“#hogwarts legacy#sebastian sallow#ominis gaunt#hogwarts legacy mc#garreth weasley#imelda reyes#amit thakkar#poppy sweeting
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if you remember marina, you are entitled to an elder's discount on this blog
#OKAY okay#i'm going to do a mini horse ranch gameplay with her#you guys are making it look...dare i say...fun?#i guess marina's purpose is to test packs and always be a side story#always the bridesmaid never the bride and all that#i just didn't want to make an entirely new sim#and i have no sims that would be into this sort of thing so#*shrug*#the sims 4#the sims#sims#marina melon#ts4 portrait
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★ post the posters of your top 9 favorite films, in order! ★
Tagged: @claudiasjessies thank you 🩵 we've got two matching ones actually!
Tagging: @zeequicks @queerdiaz @tallahasseemp3 @erricdraven @ladyverdance @izzymalec @molniya @salvatoreselena @fouramtwohourstogo
Lots of lifelong favorites here, but BOP has been one of my most rewatched in recent years.
#i know what you did last summer & bridesmaids are right on the precipice of this#and i couldn't just pick one chucky franchise movie i tried#the mummy also just missed the mark#tagged
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this post is very specific but now it has me thinking. reblog game tell the prev person what you think the two of you were meant to be to each other. like in another life where you got to meet them irl what would you guys do together
#i can think of at least one person who’s wedding i’m supposed to be a bridesmaid at#and like three people whom i should be jumping off shallow bridges with#and like a dozen people i’m supposed to be just quietly chilling w in parallel play like we’re all cats#mutuals to meow at occasionally#peach rambles
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Mina x Jonathan give off the same vibes as Victoria x Victor I'm in shooock.
#dracula daily#corpse bride#also i think lucy and emily face death quite similarly#they accept it kinda gratefully???#like they both have been through a lot so they just want peace that comes with death#also lucy probably was a bridesmaid a few times#but never a bride :(((
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A day of very high highs and very low lows 🫠 stumbled upon the yellow raincoat from the first Jurassic park movie at the thrift store and it actually fit me (I will be riding this high for weeks to come lemme tell you) and then went over to one of my best fiends houses to say goodbye to her cat because she’s putting him to sleep so I just sat and cried in her fiancés closest for about half an hour so….
#🤷♀️#now I guess I’m just gonna rot in bed with my cat and not let him out of my sight#was gonna try hemming my bridesmaids dress but uh. don’t feel up to the mental challenge rn
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