#or if theres no cliff/tree/building to jump off of

[paintedkinzy-88]

You have no idea how long this took me. Not because it was hard, so to speak, but because I had nO TIME TO DRAW IT---

BUT. It's done. Congrats to the one person who guessed Leo could use portals to fly -- that was like. A huge plot point I wanted to delve into.

It's not satisfying to him, so to speak. As he says, it's not ACTUALLY flying. There’s not a lot of control here, he can’t maneuver or turn without needing another portal boost. Plus, he doesn't exactly LIKE the feeling of falling, knowing that should he screw up, should he not catch himself, or should his portals fail him like they do oh so often, he doesn't have any natural way to save himself... A fear that was only truly realized after Draxum tossed him off a roof.

However, the method helps ease his desire a bit. It's something he'll do for hours at night, when he can't sleep, until he's exhausted his mystics or the feeling of freefalling just gets to be a little too much for him. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

[ayxtokamisato]

tw for others! mentions of suicide and death (also its very long)

okay so in the 1st video we see faceless ayato on the venti statue, the diona main isnt in coop and doesnt have ayato, so they thought it was just a bug, but they were scared because the ayato turned to them

in the 2nd video they're just playing with diona and they see ayato abt to jump off of what im assuming is starsnatch cliff?? and when they turn the camera, ayato faces diona, btw they mention that this only happens at night

in the 3rd video itto is seen pushing ayato off of starsnatch cliff (which i find kind of funny because the npcs r watching all of this and act as if nothing is wrong), they say that ayato is already dead because he was on venti's hands in the first video

in the 4th video they were gonna check the artifacts of diona and her build but then they say something on her character description (the short one in like 50% transparency or something), theres a riddle which leads to the windrise tree, they describe him as "worshipping" the tree, most likely from the wording of the riddle, and is asking for help from others while having some answers

in the 5th video ayato is seen in the graveyard behind the cathedral (with itto watching from the background, but more hidden), as if he buried someone, he teleports to them, and they say that they cant delete his file

in the 6th video they check the character description of ayato (who still has no face) and it has a riddle which mentions that his death wasnt suicide, it leads to the thousand winds temple where you can see ayato being held prisoner by itto, and when they are close to ayato, itto teleports to diona

in the 7th video ayato is talking to donna, and when they talk to donna, night turned to day and he disappeared, he said something about the light, the dark and that he is the key keeper

in the 8th video they show the character descriptions of itto and ayaka, itto's is "that figure took away the most important thing. MY LIFE! HE KILLED ME! HE SAID IT WAS SUICIDE" (the translation's grammar is pretty broken but i tried to make it understandable)

ayaka's is "'My brother! My brother! WHERE IS HE?! NO, NO, NO! I will take revenge on whoever did this!' my sister said, she solved the mystery, but not completely, there was no confidence left in her, and the darkness took her.." later they show a quest paper which has something written like a newspaper about how ayato jumped off his roof and how they blame itto for it, heizou figured it out but he wants to turn back time, and that its still a mystery, and its dated april 25, 2014

in the 9th video it shows another quest paper which is a pantient report, which says that theres a little boy with depression and that the patient is itto, they prescribe him new antidepressants, and that its not going to be dangerous as long as its only for 8 days, for the first 6 days it was fine, then at the 7-13th days he passed out and woke up screaming, saying something about the 3 dark ultra-universes, and about the threats of the universe, and that ayato was one and they must kill him. theres another patient report dated september 16, 2006 says that a 7 year old skinny, blonde and orphaned boy arrived, about the 3 universes, dark, light, and mother baal, then about the danger in universe 2 and how ayato is going to kill him

they then show itto's notebook where he says that there are 6 universes, and that he hasnt visited all of them, that he will teleport into universe 4 when he dies, and about baal's son the god of darkness, who is dangerous for all universes and that she is unable to remove him, and how itto will steal the pills the nurses give him to see baal often, then the other pages are torn out

they played with their friend and when they left their world they saw something, itto, baal, and ayato, then itto and ayato disappeared, and then raiden/baal teleported to them

in the 10th video they're all at the vision hunt decree statue, and hu tao is involved too. itto seems to be controled by baal, and ayato tried to stop this. hu tao was itto's friend, but after ayato's death he wanted to get rid of her because she was "dangerous", so he bullied her first

in the 11th video, the translator makes a theory, that faceless ayato was a real person, and was killed by his insane friend itto, one day passed out and saw baal, who said that ayato is dangerous. ittos antidepressants made him more insane, he then had an operation which made him have amnesia, and after a few years, remembered about the danger, and removed it

in the 12th video they show yae and thoma's descriptions, yae's says "'Ei, Ei, Ei... do not. Miss Hu Tao needs relaxation, no need to force her to bury him right away!' recording ended." then thoma's says "'Arataki Itto? Yes, look, these files can prove that he was there. It can be counted as evidence of guilt.' and he was right, but something stopped them, and ayato's hope faded away"

anyways thats all for now, credits here ^^

Moderator: Thank you for sharing it Yin, it seems quite interesting ngl o-o having a lore of its own somehow? Thanks for typing so much as well 🥺😂 to explain it to me and tend to my curiosites. Hope you are doing well sweetheart! <3

[sapphicomenn]

WELCOME TO MY THOUGHTS WHILE REWATCHING THE MCU IN TIMELINE ORDER: THE AVENGERS

“the tesseract has awakened” oh you mean the glowy cube from captain america AND captain marvel? THAT glowly cube?? cool looking stairs- ew who tf are you? the grim reaper??

what the fuck is a chitauri and why does it sound like sea food. “a world will be his. the universe, yours.” STOP BLAMING THE PRONOUN GAME AND GIVE ME NAMES FFS

ooo shield base. “not a drill.” oh shits going down- COULSON. FUURRRYYY FUCK YEAH. the best marvel characters are here the movie has peaked- oldman from thor is here?? intoresting. and who the hell is this woman tryna question fury??

the glowy cube is a shE???????? HUH??????? oh hey its hawkeye the badass archer guy. oh shit things are going down. the cube is sparking and swirling??- IT OPENED A PORTAL

LOKKIII YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD WELCOME BACK. HE HAS A SHOOTY MAGIC SPEAR LIKE A BADASS. he just took out a bunch or shield with a shooty spe- OHMYGODS HE CAN CONTROL MINDS WITH IT.

“loki. brother of thor.” OLDMAN STFU

GUNS GO PEW PEW ALONG SIDE A GOOD OLD CAR CHASE SKSHSKKSHS. RUN FURY RUNNN. the portal imploded on itself like a moron hA

WHO TF NAMES THEIR CHILD “HILL” WTF. “we are at war.” NO SHIT SHERLOCK A NORSE GOD STOLE THE CUBE YOU WERE SUPPOST TO PROTECT

tis a train and a old building- NATASHA. how tf were you taken hostage? im so glad i have subtitles on otherwise i wouldnt understand a thing these ppl are saying. HOW TF IS SHE KICKING ASS WHILE TIED TO A CHAIR WHAT IN THE HELL-

oh his leg deff broke once he fell off the ledge tied to a chain. cut to a lil gorl running to find a doctor- who tf this is of course. THIS GUY IS BANNER??? i mean im glad they changed the actor but wtf. “theres no one that knows gamma radiation like you do.” YA DONT SAY, ROMANOFF. “STOP LYING TO ME” JESUS FUCK THAT MADE ME JUMP

oh damn shield has their own O5 council? cool. EXPLAIN WHAT PHASE2 IS ALREADY. also dont say thor is bad he is a giant puppy dog with a war-boner.

oh hi steve, working off that PTSD by beating the shit out of a punching bag ay? oh right steve knows the glowy cube. “at this point i doubt anything would surprise me.” “ten bucks says you’re wrong” welp ya owe him ten bucks steve

“is there anything you can tell us about the tesseract to help us now?” “you should’ve left it in the ocean.” WELL THAT HELPS ALOT DOESNT IT. hello there iron man, at the bottom of the ocean.? sure why the hell not

aye stark tower’s about to have clean energy, yay stark! “stark tower, is your baby.” how do you give birth to a tower.???????? KSHSJSHSKSJS COULSON BROKE INTO THE TOWER “is first name is agent.” TONY SKSHKSSHKSVSKSHSKS

*whisper whisper whisper* yeah she bribed tony with sex so he’d work on the avengers and stuff. “the guys like a stephen hawking.” “. . .” “hes like a smart person”

awh coulson is fangirling over steve- watched you while you were sleepin- man you’re awkward. you adorable dumbass. ohshit underground musky lab- OLDMAN AND LOKI

the world is breaking around loki. sea food army is restless- shut the fuck up you stupid looking eye wrapped bastard. WHO THE HELL IS THIS HE?????? welcome back to earth you smexy man

FLOATING WATER BASE

back to avenger tingz. man coulson is the biggest cap fan- oh its a giant sub- NO ITS A GIANT FLYING BASE HOLYSHIT SHIELD THATS AMAZING.

now we go into the meetings and talking related stuff :I yey. “lets vanish” wdym- IT HAD A CLOAKING DEVICE. HA STEVE JUST GAVE THE TEN HE OWED SKSHSKHSKSJS

i dont understand a word of all the science stuff they just said but yay. “i need a distraction. and an eyeball” barton what the fuck why do you need an eye.?

oh lokis in germany, at a very fancy party might i add. loki is best boy ever. even if he just bonked a the head/ OHMYGOD AND STOLE HIS FUCKING EYE JESUS CHRIST INFRONT OF ALL THOSE PEOPLE.??????

“i said. KNEEEEL” dont need to tell me twice-

blagh villain speeches are the worst. why tf did this old guy stand up “not to men like you.” shut up. SHOOT HIM- wtf. steve what the hell are you wearing? what the fuck is that- aye tonnnyyy!!!! he hacked into the jet thingy and started playing music from the speaker thats the best.

CAPSICLE SKSHSKSHKSHSKSJ- ohfuck thunder. THOR WELCOME TO THE PARTY. “im not overly fond of what follows” WKVSKSBSKSHSJS

HE JUST BROKE INTO THE JET AND STOLE LOKI FROM EM. “theres only one god ma’am. and im sure he doesnt dress like that.” cap stfu

“i thought you were dead.” “did you mourn.” damn loki thats harsh. thor is angy at his brother. “you listen well brot-ARGH” “..im listening?” STARK YOU CHOSE THAT MOMENT TO BODY SLAM THOR OFF THAT CLIFF AND LEAVE LOKI BEHIND? REALLY?

“.. tourist.” FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT KICK HIS ASS, THOR. DONT KILL HIM WITH LIGHTNING THO

if someone throwed me against a tree i wouldnt be walking. im just saying

“THATS ENOUGH.” cap did you think that would work?? and how the hell did your dinner plate stop the power of thor

loki do be in jail tho. how’s this gonna go wrong- oh he smiled at banner. THATS how it goes wrong

tell him off fury! “you have made me very disapoin-“ OH NVM HE SAYS DESPERATE IGNORE THIS

“uNlimiteD pOoWeRRRRR”

“let me know if real power wants a magazine or something.” good comeback fury. i think

“loki is beyond reason, but he is of asgard. and he is my brother” “he killed 80 people in two days.” “he’s adopted.” KSBSKSJSJSJSK

“that man is playing galaga. he thought we wouldnt notice, but we did.” TONYKANSKSHKSJSKSJ tony is a fucking legend. “finally someone who speaks english!” “is that what just happened?” steve stfu you’re a fighty man not a smart man

“i do! . . . i understood that reference.” steve nvm keep talking please. PLEASE THE MAN IS STILL PLAYING GALAGA SOSJSKSJSJKS

why is tony eating blueberrys- where the hell did he get blueberrys. “we have orders. we should start following them.” steve you tried to get into the army under fake locations for months AND broke into a german base when you were a showpony. stfu about following rules

“so you’re saying the hulk.. the other guy? saved me” yes. yes we are saying that, banner. aye steve go break into shit like you’re suppost to :D

oh hi again oldman, welcome back. yay shield saved padme, and awh oldman talked about thor alot. thor i love you alot. loki just tell nat where tf you left barton :/ oh barton was sent to KILL nat?? not hire her?? well that went downhill. whomst the hell is dreykov- sao paulo- the hospital fire???? hawkeye wtf why’d you spill it all to loki.

mewley quim wtf kind of insult is that- oh damn nat figured out the hulk is lokis next plan of attack. PHASE TWO IS TO USE THE GLOWY CUBE TO MAKE FUCKING WEAPONS? SHIELD WHAT THE HELL

HA FURY TRIED TO LIE IS WAY OUTTA IT BUT BC STARK HACKED INTO IT ALL HE JUST EXPOSED HIMSKHSKSJSKS

WAIT THEY WERE MADE FOR THOR AND ASGARDIANS? WHAT THE FUCK SHIELD- oh damn lokis staff is the reason they’re all at eachother. probably

“yeah. big man in a suit of armor. take that off what are you?.” “genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.” well you’re not wrong

guys stop fighting, HAWKEYE IS BREAKING IN. “in case you needed to kill me. but you cant. i know, i tried.” awh thats sad, i wanna hug banner so bad :(

OHSHIT AN ENTIRE WING GOT BLOWN UP THE FLYING BASE IS GOING DOWN- HULKS COMING OUT THATS NOT GOOD. the transforming is scary- RUN NAT

loki stop smiling because the plan is going your way. “it seems to run on some form of electricity.” “well you’re not wrong” tony stop being funny this isnt fair

HULK JUMPSCARE JESUS CHRIST- NAT GOT BITCHSLAPPED THROUGH A WALL- YAY THOR TO SAVE THE DAY. HAMMER TIME BABYY

*B O N K*

hulk trying to pick the hammer up is funny. BRIDGE IS UNDER ATTACK. DO YOU THINK SHOOTING HULK IS A GOOD IDEA??? HE JUST TOOK OUT FIGHTER JET AND ALMOST KILLED THE GUY FLYING IT

CAP IS KICKING ASS- OH GOD NO THE ENGINES ARE FAILING. OHGOD LOKI IS OUT- THOR YOU DUMBFUCK DID YOU FORGET LOKI CAN DO MAGIC SHIT? NOW YOU’RE STUCK IN THE GLASS CONTAINER

COULSON SAVE THOR! SHOOT LOKI DAMNIT- COULSON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

glass cage go brrrrr

HA LOKI GOT FUCKIN SHOT BY COULSON BEFORE HE DIES( :( ) tony almost got minced by the engine thingys

im gonna cry coulson how dare your death make me sad :(( stupid heart breaking aftermath moments.

thor is stuck in a field, banner fell through the roof of a building. awh the security guard is so nice :) barton is a fucking mess right now “how’d you get him out?” “i hit you on the head really hard.” KSJSKKSSK

tony figured out lokis plan- ITS TAKING PLACE AT HIS TOWER? THE AVENGERS IS TAKING ACTION BABY LETS GOOOO

wait a fucking moment, the cards coulson has are covered in blood. so you’d think they were on him when he was stabbed- yet hill just said they were in his locker “they needed the push.” FURY YOU RUINED NEAR MINT VINTAGE COLLECTABLE CARDS TO MOTIVATE SUPER FREAKS???

o hi loki welcome to stark tower

“stalling wont change-“ “no no, threatening. no drink? ya sure? im having one.”

“i have an army.” “we have a hulk.” HE SAID IT, HE SAID THE LINE

HA LOKI CANT TAKE STARKS MIND BC HIS HEART IS SOME TECHY METAL CRAPKSJSKSJSKS- i guess choking and tossing him around works. so does throwing hik out a window

oh no the glowy cube just opened a portal for the army of seafood. they look like creatures from halo.

BROTHER FIGHT

CHAOS EVERYWHERE

PLANE DOWN PLANE DOWN

what the fuck just growled- HOLYSHIT THEY HAVE A SPACE LEVIATHAN. it looks badass ngl. loki redemption arc? nope he just stabbed thor.

SPACE BIKE GO BRRRRR

yes because arrows and guns will stop the, alien monsters with lazer arms. some how its working. “just like budapest all over again.” “you and i remember budapest very differently.” WTF HAPPENED AT BUDAPEST BARTON AND NAt, HUH?

cap just scared the shit outta some police men HAHA

“i have unfinished business with loki.” “yeah? get in line” barton is snarky right now. banner just rides up on a motercycle like “hi what i’d miss”

“im bringing the party to you.” stark says while being chased by a giant metal space whale who’s crashing and crushing everything in its path along a street

“thats my secret cap. im always angry.” FUCK YEAH BANNER MESS THAT SPACE WHALE UP. HE JUST PUNCHED A GIANT FUCKING WHALE THING.

the music, the avengers circling around. its amazing. well things are gonna get worse bc more space whales showed up

“and hulk. . . smash.”

LIGHT THEM FUCKERS UP, THOR. shield maybe instead of watching, maybe, oh i dont know. HELP THEM???

i dont know what else to say other then its alot of fighting and smashing alien faces into the ground

hulk and thor kicking ass on the back of a space whale is awesome. HULK WHY DID YOU PUNCH HIMSJSOSHSKJSKSJSKSKSKSK

i fuxking love when steve turtle shells behind his shield.

“director fury. the council has made a decision.” “i recognize the council has made a decision. but given its a stupid-ass decision, i have elected to ignore it.” fury never stop being awesome

loki thought he was so smug when he caught bartons arrow, then it blew up in his face. literally IKSKSKSKSKS

HULK FUCK LOKI UP! JSHSKSGKSHSJSHSJSJ HE JUST TOSSED LOKI AROUND LIKE A RAGDOLL “puny god.” “*pained wheezing from a smooshed loki*”

oh damn- OH DAMN, STARK. he just jonahed the fucking whale thing and blew it up from the inside. well now the city has a nuke coming for it :/

yall have a chance to shut the portal down, and tony, you want to go INTO that portal and throw the nuke in? wtf stark.

TONY GO BACK TO EARTH DAMNIT FUCKING BASTARD PASSED OUT. yay hulk saved his stupid ass. do cpr.? mayb.? or a hulk roar will wake him up KEJSKJSKSSKJS

tony. you just blew up a alien command center with a nuke, passed out and fell to earth through a portal. and you want, shawarma?

and now back to loki. “if its all the same to you, i’d like that drink now.” ISHSKSJSJSJSKSJSJ

STAN LEEE

the people love em. yey

council lady stfu about the avengers being a threat. they just said the earth and you’re worried about them going rouge??

“if we get into a situation like this again, what happens then?” “they’ll come back.” i mean theres three more avenger movies so i assume so. remodaling stark towers so its the avenger tower? neat!

NEXT MOVIE: IRON MAN 3

*MID CREDIT SCENE* oh hi again mr no eyes. do we get to see this HE? OH WE DO. o hi mr 10 chins

once again ignore the misspells it was three AM when i finally finished this and im just now rereading it

[kate-embershield]

Theres a story down here that goes with this. Warning: it’s 2,705 words and probably blatantly ignores canon.

They say too beware the Witches, but never why. They tell stories of their cruelty, but never what they did. They tell naughty children that a Witch will snatch them away in the night and never return them. The fear of witches was put in my heart long before I knew the word. And I never knew why, nor did I question it. I knew to never be out after dark. Everyone did.

Yet on hallows eve, I was late. Far too late. 

The sun had set long before I realised, and I was left in the darkness, grasping for the last dregs of light, slipping beyond the horizon. I was foolish. A child who thought he could outrun fate. And it had nearly cost me my life.

But in that suffocating darkness, in the indigo of the witches hour, she appeared. On a living pumpkin, she caught the light, and if she had ridden any other horse, I would have mistaken her for an ordinary child who, much like myself, had tried to outrun karma. Yet there was no mistaking the rider atop that good omen of a horse. 

Smelling of Nutmeg and cloves, the Witch approached with a grin that, at first seemed frightening and cruel, but was instead a strangely sombre smile. She gazed down at me from atop that fidgeting horse, one hand outstretched as the other calmed her mount. And then she spoke, and her voice was not the cruel cackle that many had spoken of, nor was it dripping with sweet words, promising candy and chocolate if he came with her.

“Come”. No, there was no malice in her tone. It was warm and soft, and though it held the tiredness of one many years her senior, she let none of it carry to her soft face. 

Pushing past the fear that clutched at my heart with icicle fingers, I stared at the Witch, taking her hand. 

With a strength I had not expected, she pulled me atop that horse, and after a moment, leaned forward and whispered into the creature’s ear. There was a soft whiny, and she laughed quietly. And then the horse lunged, racing through the wood at an inhuman speed. I clutched the saddle with white knuckles, remembering the stories my mother would tell of Witch horses that, once atop them, would drag you down to the depths of lakes, never to be seen again. 

My surroundings where a blur as the horse dodged trees and logs, leaping boulders and racing down foothills as the mountains became more barren. And with a sickening realisation, I noticed the great cliff that rose up high above us. The mount did not stop, racing to its end as the Witch grinned.

And then, with a shuddering roar, an arch of intricately carved stone pushed out from the rock, a portal of swirling pink and purple growing in the centre. With a final leap, the horse lunged through and the world faded to black.

When I awoke, the sky was a bruised blue and purple, clouds swirling like a nauseating vortex, and yet only a slight breeze disturbed the trees. A raven crowed in the branches, and for a moment, all was still.

Until the great pumpkin of a horse butted its head against mine, hollow eyes glowing orange. And beside it, the kind face of the Witch stared down at me, her wide, dark hat casting shadows over her eyes as she clutched her mount’s reins.

And for the third time that night, the wicked stories of Witches who would snatch away children in the night came to me. Yet before I could dwell on them, her hand was once again thrust towards me. But this time, I refused it, much to her dismay. Pushing myself up, I took one glance around and knew I was no longer in Jorvic. 

A few feet from me, past a thick patch of grass, the world fell away into a swirling nothingness. Dotted around, I could see more islands, fragments of the ruined building around me and nothing more.

“Come”, the Witch spoke again, making me jump. Her voice still held no malice, no anger at my refusal, yet a light danced in her eyes. “The keeps master will want to meet you”. Who the master of the keep was, I did not want to know. Yet against my better judgement, I followed the Witch over a rickety bridge.

The keep was covered in cobwebs and broken beyond recognition, nothing but a crumbled staircase leading to a slim and cracked second floor was left. But the witch did not seem to care. She and her mount bounded up the worn steps, leaping a boarded up gap as they made their way to the horseman atop a great beast of a mount.

As I caught the fire of the coal creatures eyes, I knew in his bones who this was immediately. Galloper Thompson tuned his headless body in the slightest acknowledgement as the Witch moved closer, seemingly unafraid of the undead rider.

I, however, had never felt so much fear. 

The witch stopped by the rider, releasing her pumpkin mounts reins as she spoke too low for him to even hope to hear. The horseman didn't reply, yet the Witch seamed to hold a conversation as if he had. 

Glancing back and forth between the Witch and rider and the swirling portal in the distance, I felt a cold chill creep up my spine. There was no way I could reach it before either the Witch or horseman caught me.

“This one. I found him lost in the woods”. I turned back around, catching sight of the firelight dancing behind the Witch. She seemed to loom over me, her shadow against the wall moving with a life of its own. Yet in a blink, the fear and darkness that had encompassed her seconds before, changed and she was back with that soft smile plastered across her face. “Not to worry. I shall return him before dawn breaks”

“Re...Return me? Why cant...why cant you return me now!”, Though my voice and body shook, I stood with eyes hardened and shoulders squared. The Witch and rider exchanged a look and then turned back to me. 

“Because Boy”, The Witch began, stepping closer as her mount curled behind her, “The Witches your elders tell you to fear have claim over the night, much like the druids over the day, and I over the dusk. If I were to return you now, I can promise that neither of us would see the dawn”

When my foot hit wood, the riders mount whinnied, and all at one the Witch seemed to shrink into herself. Her creature lowered its head, forelock resting against her palm as she turned away. And with a heavy sigh, she took up her mounts reins and leapt into the saddle, turning to face the horseman, and with a nod, she rode off.

For what felt like hours, I was left in the small slice of oblivion with Galloper Thompson keeping watch. There was nowhere in the keep and surrounding islands where I could not feel his eyeless gaze boring into my soul. 

Aside from the burning gaze, I found myself exploring the area. The islands held many secrets, A few swirling portals were scattered around, and a few times, I had been tempted to leap away into one, yet each time, that burning gaze seemed to intensify until I could almost feel the flames licking at my skin. And then the Witches words, her warning, echoed hauntingly in my mind.

No, I had not spirited myself away, fearing that her words were true or that the horseman would come for me. 

Once I had scoured the keep, I found myself drawn to the dark tower that rose from the clouds. The gate was rotted and smelt of waterlogged wood, yet through their bars, I could see the inside stretched far further than its outward appearance told.

No

With a jolt and a cry, I fell to the dry grass. The voice echoed darkly around in the night, and for a moment, I couldn't tell if it was in my mind or not. When the echo subsided, an orange glow had taken to illuminate the area, and when I looked up, I met the hellfire eyes of the riders mount. As I scrambled away, the riders eyeless gaze seemed locked to me.

And then the Witch appeared. Almost materialising out of the darkness on her mount, much like our first meeting.

She and the horseman exchanged a glance before she offered her hand. “The sun will rise soon. We should go”. Desperate to escape the headless mans burning gaze, I accepted the Witches hand and swung onto the mount. For a breathless moment, the rider watched them as he settled. “I will return before the sun”

With a mighty roar, the Riders beast turned with the Witch, racing back towards the keep while the Witch turned towards the portal. 

There where many similarities, I note, between leaving and entering the portal. Because, once again, I woke up on the ground surrounded in fog, looking up at a tree-covered sky, not a bruised blue, but instead a soft pink, lightening with the sun. The Witch leaned over me, her mount grazing beside my head.

“Come”. This time I took her offered hand, feeling far to dizzy to refuse. She took her mount’s reins in one hand, the other swirling with purple light as she stopped at the edge of a cliff. “Your village is down the mountain. Go east and you will find a path, but do not stray from it or look back, nor must you run until you have left the trees. If you hear a sound, ignore it no matter what. Ignore these rules, and the Witches will have claim of your soul”

“I thought they couldn't come out in the day?”. In her hand, a large crystal shard emerged, pulsing with a light that mimicked a heartbeat.

“Then you were a fool. Much like I, they are not bound to the darkness, rather, they are stronger in it. But a Witch is a Witch, in their element or not.”. The gem was pressed into my palm, its warmth almost suffocating as the Witch met my gaze. “Do not underestimate us. Now go”

“Wait!”, before she could disappear back into the vortex, I grabbed her arm. “I...Why did you help me? Why did you give me this crystal? Who are-”

The Witch raised her hand, silencing the coming onslaught of questions. “Who I am matters not, nor does why I helped you. And that crystal is the shard of a soul returned to Aideen. Do not lose it”. And into the fog she and her mount went, disappearing like sylph’s in a memory, leaving me grasping for their presence, the smell of Nutmeg and cloves the only sign that they had existed at all.

As the fog dissipated, I headed the Witches words. Heading east, the trail unfurled, noting nothing moor that a fox track lined with mulberry and lavender. I didn't run, didn't turn at the snap of twigs, didn't glance back when I felt the prickle of eyes following me. The urge was almost overwhelming, but I couldn't take the chance. Instead, I clutched the shard tighter, following the track meticulously, never stepping foot in the underbrush.

Even when the trail thinned and the trees gave way to familiar farmland and paddocks, I didn't run. Didn't turn. Didn't flinch at the sounds of life. I didn't stop my purposeful walk until I was closing the door of my home, the frantic sounds of my parents rushing to me filling my ears. Nor did I release the shard clutched tightly in my fist.

For months after that Hallows night, I searched for the Witch and her mount. any spare breath was spent on watching the woods for her presence. I caught glimpses of her, of course, she knew I was looking. A shape in the fog, a form atop a cliff, Nutmeg and cloves catching my attention, the drumming of hoofbeats or a whisper in the wind. Sometimes she was atop a silver mare, sometimes a green creature in a pond, sometimes a ghostly skeleton, sometimes even the horseman's beast, firelight igniting her features. Sometimes I would find a cat watching me, black like the night or as skeletal as the horse that followed, and sometimes it was a gourd, laughing and playing with that pumpkin of a horse. But we never spoke, never shared more than a fleeting glance. She would fade into the fog when I looked away, disappearing where I could not see.

Eventually, she stopped appearing, or maybe I stopped looking. But I do know that her presence faded as I grew, that hallowed eve turning to nothing but another tall tail I would tell my children. Her smile nothing but a rouse to gain my trust.

I had forgotten her kind eyes, her soft voice. The way she smiled and spoke so sweetly. In the many long years that followed, I forgot the sweet smell of  Nutmeg and cloves, the horse’s all-seeing eyes and the cat’s wise gaze. I would tell my children the take of the wicked Witch that whisked me away in the night, of the horseman who’s burning gaze I escaped, of the Witches who hunted me through the dawn. I would tell them never to follow a fox track away from town lest they fall prey to the Witch. I would tell them never to trust the pumpkins on hallows eve, or the swamps and wandering firelight for they could be a witches mount come to snatch them away in the night.

Until a Halloween night much like before. One of the village children had disappeared and the sun was sinking fast. The world cast in black and pink. The village scoured the plains, scoured the surrounding area. But never falling deep into the woods. A mother’s cries split the nearing twilight, echoing in the fields I called my home.

But the child did not return. Not when the fields were alight with torches and shouts. Not when the woods where considered. And not in the darkness of the night, when the Witches wicked cackles kept the darkness from comforting a grieving mother.

Not when a purple stone caught the fire, wrapped in leather cord fashioned into a necklace.

Before the dawn could break, I grasped the shard in a fist, picking my way through the woods, following a long-forgotten fox track lined with Lavender and mulberries. Up and up I followed, never looking back, never running and never straying from the path. Up until I met the edge of a familiar cliff, lit with a great swirling light. 

And there the Witch stood, a child's hand clasped safely in her own. never looking older than when I had last seen her face. The child smiled as the Witch leant down to whisper in their ear. With a nod, the child pulled away, a pink shard clutched tightly in their fist as the pumpkin mount tugged playfully on the child's hair.

The Witch laughed sweetly at the horse’s antics, nudging the child softly towards me as a thick fog curled around our legs. The child puffed up their cheeks but ran towards me regardless. And then the Witch took her mount’s reins, swinging back into the saddle as she disappeared into the fog.

I stood on that cliff for what felt like an eternity, staring at the Witches fading form until the child tugged on my coat. “We should go”. I could do nothing but nod in silence as we turned. 

“do not stray from the path or look back, don’t run until you have left the trees. If you hear a sound, ignore it no matter what. Ignore these rules, and the Witches will take you”, I spoke softly as we walked along the fox track towards home, the child grasping my hand.

“I know, the Witch told me. She's upset you forgot her, you know”

“I know”

[cutie-arcana-senpai]

Main Six Playing Minecraft in Survival for the First Time

Asra:

Gets the hang of it immediately

Wants to explore the entire world

*googles* "how... to... tame... horse... and ride..."

Goes nuts when he finds out abt alpacas

Settles in a cave where he makes potions and learns how to enchant

Creates railroad tracks around the world

Minecraft Expert™️

Don't fuck with me, I have the power of potions and enchanting on my side

Wants you to play just to spoil you

THERES THE ENDERWORLD AND NETHER???

Builds the best death traps

"try me, I dareee you"

Julien:

"WHAT IS THIS"

Is actually pretty curious abt the world

Builds a dirt house... then a wooden house

"what's that long legged monster over there"

Unconditionally loves a dog he found and tamed

Likes to adventure by boat

Worries constantly about his dog

Likes to visit villagers to trade with them

Also likes to steal whatever is in their chests

"oh... they're a friendly bunch"

Referring to the zombie pigmen

"I HIT ONE ON ACCIDENT WHAT DO I DO"

"What if I… put my Minecraft bed… next to yours … Aha ha, just kidding… Unless…?"

Nadia:

"...What is this?"

Doesn't like it at first.

"This... is a bit childish."

Cut to her playing 4 hours later with a huge stone castle.

Can't find ore for the life of her.

"Can you... help me find some ore?"

Kills every creeper just for the fun on it.

"Is...that a donkey...?"

Is on land for the most of it.

Has a pet bird for the fun of it.

Builds a town for her villagers.

*googles* "what... is ... enderdragon"

"How would I even kill that thing...?"

Portia:

Spawns in the jungle.

"I CAN CLIMB ON TREES"

Wants to build a cottage like her home.

*voice cracks* "is that a cat?"

TAMES ALL CATS

Loves to test her luck with killing monsters.

"You think I can die if I jump off this cliff?"

THERES A WITCH THROWING POTIONS AT ME???

Loves to experiment with potions and enchanting.

"woah--look at that"

"LOOK AT THEIR NOSES"

Loves villagers

Muriel:

"Mine...craft...?"

Has a hard time using the controls.

Immediately builds a dirt house.

Would rather not kill animals for food

Big farmer boy

Avoids villages and monsters.

Fears caves and adventuring.

"How do I get that dog?"

Builds tiny dirt home for dog.

"Oh God--"

Physically jumps when a creeper explodes.

Usually you play with him.

"..Come mining with me."

Lucio:

"look at all this land!"

Kills all animals in sight for their meat.

Survives the night by actually fighting.

"ugh, building a house is too much work."

Finds a village--

Proceeds to kill the villagers to take over the town.

*laughs maniacally*

Learns how to make potions just to fuck around with mobs and the like.

"tHeRe'S dOgS!?!?!"

Owns like 63926382748363 dogs.

Begs you to help him build a castle for his dogs.

[tyrianlynch]

Just finished call down the hawk last week. (I’ve read the whole raven cycle series) but I feel like Cdth was building and building to something really suspenseful and then the last chapter...Ronan and Hennessy dreamt magic swords and Bryde showed up and then they all jump off a cliff together on the hoverboard??? I’m so confused and underwhelmed by that last chapter. Can you tell me your understanding and interpretation of Bryde? I don’t understand who or what Bryde is at all.

My theory is that Bryde is either a dreamer or a witch, since he has a dream hoverboard and has knowledge of the concept but hes also able to enter others’ dream space like Adam is able to do with Ronan, so it’s possible he’s one or both. He’s classic false protagonist, which Adam immediately clocked and he’s usually right abt things, but Ronan and Hennessy both desperately want to believe he’s The Answer They’ve Been Looking For and they want to feel less Alone in the world so they both glom onto him like a savior. They are both susceptible to joining a cult. Bryde, if he is a dreamer and like he probably is, is probably the dreamer that the visionaries can see destroying the world. Basically, Ronan and Hennessy are on the run with this fucker who can def not be trusted but who they believe is Their Messiah and dec Jordan and Matty are at The Barns and Adam is god knows where and Gansey is probably still chained to a tree, so we’re really in some shit here. There are a lot of things left unanswered, but theres something u gotta keep in mind when reading Stiefvater: for every book, we will have so many questions, but she’s such a good writer and storyteller that when we’re finally given an answer, it feels like we’re being told a secret we already knew á la Adam being told Ronan dreamt Cabeswater (when u found that out weren’t u kinda like !wow! but also really just like oh ya that checks out?) if u have any other questions or want me to elaborate on anything just lemme kno, I cut this answer way down so I wouldn’t just be going on and on, but i could talk abt this shit for hours and never get bored lol

[thenixkat]

Animorphs notes: Megamorphs 2

Megamorphs 2

Marco 1

Saw something on the news and mentioned it to the others leading to everyone in a storm trying to breathe in dolphin morph

Of course its not like sharks need to breath air and might be better in some cases

Marco uses humor to cope

Rainy day

So why are the animorphs getting involved with a sunken nuclear sub?

Marco wants to go out of his way to save people again.

Him and Rachel are like the most likely on the team to become superheros

Or they could put their stuff in a bag and bury it on the beach instead of putting things in the trash?

How exactly do these guys plan on rescuing people?

Cassie 1

Everybody morphs dolphin

They find the sub

Jake 1

Ah yes the plan to kidnap an officer. Totally would have no negative reprocussions

Can’t just act in a weird and obvious manner to direct people to the sub

Sometimes dolphins help people, sometimes dolphins kill people. Its a rulette game as to whichever a dolphin is more interested in at the moment

The writter makes a comment on war and nukes

A nuke goes off and instead of being vaporised by the light the kids get transported through time and space for some reason

Rachel 1

One of these days a kid is gonna get trapped in morph when they’re uncoincious

Cassie’s the only one who had any injuries from the fucking nuke going off

Why is there a volcano over there? There shouldn’t be volcanoes where they are

Rachel watches the Magic Schoolbus

That’s not how plesiosaurs work and you could never mistake them for a whale even with sonar

Ax is smug about those not being whales

Tobias 1

Why the hell are fucking plesiosaurs intered in them in the first place?

Tobias got vored by something big enough to swallow a 10ft at least dolphin whole

This is causing me pain

Rachel got vored by something that can fit 2 ten or so foot dolphins inside its stomach

Looked it up and yeah no, plesiosaurs were def known to not have flexible necks by the time this was written

No that can’t be an ichthyosaur b/c they’re gone by this point in the Cretaceous and the on ly ones that big were likely FILTER FUCKING FEEDERS

Random ass gulper eel dolphin sea monster

Rachel decides that morphing is the best idea in the stomach

Tobias morphs too

Jake 2

Ax doesnt get to have a turn yet what a surprise

Cassie says they should try to rescue Rachel and Tobias, Jake says thats a fucking dumb idea and he’s right

Jake is pissed at people getting themselves eaten and Cassie coming up with dumb fucking idea

There should actually be some seagull like dinosaurs but I think those were discovered much later than these were written

Kids finally put 2 and 2 together and realized that they aint in Kansas anymore

They havent actually put togther the gone back in time bit yet

Jake and the writer seem to be under the impression that dolphins have no natural defenses

They are almost there in realizing what happened

Cassie 2

Still no fucking Ax narration

THESE KIDS ARE REALLY FUCKING DUMB

Sauropods did not leave elephant like foot prints. At all

Nope not figured it out yet

Cassie, you should know that whales can’t swallow whole full gown dolphins

Cassie almost gets eaten by a crocodilian and these kids still haven’t fucking figured it out

Wait a minute. Grass doesn’t exist in this time period

Also Cassie should know better. Herbivores can and will fuck you up with little provication

They finally figured it out

I see we have movie monster Tyrannosaurs

Rachel 2

Wow Ax really doesnt have any rights does he?

...that’s not how anatomy

Bears are not herder to digest than dolphins

This is hurting ,me

Tobias everything you said aside from the hadrosaurs was pure bullshit

Rachel thinks the dinosaur angle is rediculous

Tobias 2

Tobias you have a fucking hork-bajir morph you utter dumbass

Wow Tobias is bad at morphing, he can’t even get rid of his injuries

Tobias gets to be extra useless and cause Rac hel pain by haveing to perch on her

Grass doesnt exist in this time period

There was a gradual decline in the late Cretaceous of nonavien dinosaurs, the asteroid was the last nail in the coffin

T. rex was just another animal not not much more dangerous than say a lion, just bigger

Marco 2

Ax doesnt get to narrate I guess

There is no reason for the tyrannosaur to be chasing them it just made a fucking kill

They aren’t even the right size to be worth the fucking effort either

Marco almost gets eaten and is saved by Ax who papercuts the thing to death

Ax 1

Yeaaaah Ax vs Tyrannosaur should not end in victory for Ax

I flatout don’t belive this rediculousness and my suspension of disbelife died several chapters ago

Ax is fucking shook that worked

Ok good Ax was very very fucking lucky that worked and not gonna try that again

No, Ax, no that is not scientificly possible b/c theres no fucking dna in the fucking fossiles they are bone and other shit shaped rocks

When the fuck did Cassie get any survival skills? Did she decide to brush up after the Karen incident

Well we have ‘I will survive this with or without you’!Cassie today

Yall could actually morph Ax and have your own andalite tails. Or fucking morph hork-bajir

Rachel 3

Grass still doesnt exist yet

At no point did rachel think to escue some modesty and make wraps for her feet

Rachel suggests that Tobias morph human, even perminatly

He is very shit at morphing 

I guess he expects that he’s got days to live as a wounded bird over anything else he could fucking morph

Rachel refuses to fucking make it known that she’s suffering

In what fucking world does that description matach a triceratops

Also deinonychus, not around at the end of the cretaceous

Deinonychus is about almost 3 ft tall at hip and a ft longer than that

Naked ass ones at that

Them going after them at least makes sense

Cassie 3

Camping and eating tyrannosaur meat

Gonna sleep in shifts

People keep forgetting that they have hork-bajir morphs which are amazing and also that they could just aquire Ax

Tobias 3

Nothing about the majority of large dromaeosaurs suggests that they’re fast. The opposite actually. Ambush predators not chasers.

Tobias and Rachel split up

Tobias and the writers forgot about wing assisted incline running and the fact that raptors can fucking climb if the have to

Tobias drops on one and aquires it

Tobias 4?

This is going with the not-dynonicus being diurnal for some reason

Tobias lost control of the morph and will probably attack Rachel

Jake 3

The rock that was the final nail for the dinos is estableshed bvery firmly\

Stampede

And a nother tyrannosaur

Jake trips and falls when it matters most

Rachel 4

Tobias is really serious about not identifying as human

Rachel tries to reach him over smashing the lead raptor

Jake 4

Jake gets vored by the tyrannosaur whole even tho it was already eating bigger more interesting prey

Jake aquires the thing and starts morphing imediately

That tyrannosaur broke its fucking tail

Everyone aquires the injured dinosaur

Marco 3

Marcos not happy and everyone misses Rachel

More travel

Ax says the flash of light that started the stampede was artifical

Did Ax just say he can see ultraviolet and infrared

They find an alien city

Tobias 5

Tobias is bitching about Rachel still being mad that he gutted her

Neither of them are healing their injuries for no good reason

Ew, Tobias gross.

Rachel has a raptor morph now

Rachel isn’t a coherent person when hrungy and tired

Why are there coconut trees? They dont exist yet

Rachel eats a not coconut

No. That is not a fucking spinosaurus. Spino is fucking African and didn’t live at the same time as T.rex

Tobias metally calls Rachel stupid

Rachel 5

This is really fucking poorly reserched

And lo an alien:

And that's when I noticed the other creature step smoothly out from the

bushes.

It walked on two legs. It was rough-textured, like it had really chapped

skin. It was reddish in color. It had two big eyes and a small mouth,

all of the same reddish-rust hue. It stood about eight feet tall. It was

carrying a weapon.

The creature gazed curiously at us with what seemed to be eyes, although

they were mere indentations in its face. From its head a pair of

antennae, flexible as whips, grew and began waving toward us.

The alien calls dibs on the dinosaurs and speaks Fucking English

The nesk

The nesk is a pile of antlike creatures

Anmd really Rachel just fucking escalate things to outright violence

Cassie 4

Cassie suggests that they just go see who the aliens are

And that Jake stay behind b/c she doesnt want to loose more people

The alien city:

We flew toward the shining city in the valley. With osprey eyes I could see much more clearly. I saw buildings that rose in steep, smooth sweeps, like they'd grown from the bedrock. Windows were stuck in odd locations, some aiming out, others more like skylights. And there were fields planted with green and arranged in neat circles instead of rows.

The aliens themselves:

As we got closer, I could see creatures of some sort. They looked a little like large - very large - crabs. Only with shells in a wild array of colors, deep blue, spring green, orange. And while on one side there was something very much like a large pincer, on the other side there was a pair of hands.

Crab people

TRhe kids are attacked by naked pterosaurs

Tobias 6

Wow its almost like starting a fight with an unknown party can go wrong

The ship:

The ground beside me exploded, like it had been ripped by an invisible

plow. I jumped. Another plow mark just behind me! I saw movement. And

there, racing toward us across the plain, was a gleaming, silver craft.

Maybe twice the size of a Bug fighter, but shaped like an elongated

pyramid, long end forward.

The nesk herd Rachel and Tobias away from their claimed territory

Ah they’re falling over the cliff of the mercora city

Jake 5

Daring mid air antics and the team is reunited

Also a force field wich is smart\

Ax is tired of having to be the info guy

At least its not a killer forcefield like the kind that yeerks use

The mercora introduce themselves

Ax 2

Ax and his andalite bullshit

More of the mercora:

There were three of the creatures. They moved upon seven legs. Four on

one side, three on the other. To make matters worse, the four

legs were larger than the three. So they scuttled sideways in the

direction of the small legs.

They stood about half the height of a tall human, and seven or eight

feet wide.

On the side with the four big legs, there was a sort of three-way pincer

claw. It looked very powerful. It looked like the sort of thing I would

not want to have to fight against.

On the other side, the weak side, there were two arms similar to my own,

but even stronger than human arms. The arms ended in long, tapered,

delicate fingers.

There were a lot of eyes. They kept opening and shutting, one or two or

three at a time. They were each hidden beneath tiny trap doors in the

Mercora's exoskeleton or shell. Eyes were forever appearing and

disappearing. It was very, very distracting.

Which is a cool design

They talk in thought speak

Just b/c humans in the future don’t know about the mercora doesnt mean they left or were destroy you dumb fucks

Marco 4

The mercora healed Tobias, gave everyone food, a place to stay and even offered to make them soem clothes

The crabs wear clothing or at least make it

And they have force field furniture

Also that’s not how broccli works

Marco makes a vore joke about the mecora

Really Cassie?

The mercora are herbivores

All you have is the mecoras’ word on that and they are in direct conflict with the nesk 

And so what if they’re scavengers?

Very rarely but sometimes Cassie has a valid point

Ax 3

Ax is still kinda specist

Hmm I wonder why the mercora aprove? Its not like they can have an alterior motive here

And the mercora are going to help

Ax is very lonely in genera;

Cassie 5

The writers are fucking awesomebros

And they can’t control the morphs

Cassie gets wounded by a ceratopsian

Jake 6 

What? We were just with Cassie oh forget it

Jake is suicidally confidant that Cassie wouldn’t eat him

Apparently Jake is right

Cassie freaks out

Ax 3

Tobias keeps being wrong.

The nesk have thought speak detectors

Tobias 7

They group steal an explosive and destroy the nesk ships

Rachel 6

The nesk retaliate very effectively

Ax calls for back up 

TRachel throws herself around to draw away fire from the others

The mercora attempt a rescue and loose a ship

Culture:

The Mercora saucer picked us up, us and our little nuke. But they were a

grim, depressed bunch of aliens. It was hard to tell at first. But then

I noticed that each of them was minus one of their smaller legs. There

were just oozing stumps.

"What happened to your legs?" I asked. But even as the words were out of

my mouth, I saw the limbs in the corner. They were laid out on a

brightly colored cloth which was draped over a shelf. There was

something ceremonial about it. Almost religious.

<Can you explain the meaning of this?> Ax asked politely.

<We must make the sacrifice of pain. The legs will regenerate, but those

we honor will not,> the Mercora pilot said. <This is a symbol. It speaks

to our spirit's pain, by echoing it in physical pain.>

"They did this for the Mercora who were in the other ship?" Jake asked.

<For those who were in both ships,> the pilot said. <To be killed is a

sadness. To kill is a sin.>

Jake says the they owe the mercora for saving them

Fuck you Tobias

Tobias 8

Tobias this is premeditated murder

The nesk have decided to leave the earth

The mercora claim that the nesk altered the path of the meteor

They want to use the bomb to save themselves

Cassie 6

Fuck you Tobias

You need to be held accountable for this shit

Its almost like the vast majority of things to ever live never leave any fucking fossils you nit

This bastard is really trying to justify himself like this is anyway defensible

Fuck you Tobias, you get to join Cassie and Jake in the bin of fucking terrible people

Jake 7

Oh what you little bitch babies can’t handle the consequences?

Tobias deserves his unhappines and eventual death

Cassie 7

Cassie at least decides to bear witness to their crime

CVassie saw the time pass

No good reason given why they can’t retain those morphs

Tobias needs to pay for his shit

[flame-cat]

YDYD episode one

below the cut are all events of importance that transpired, preserved so that others may learn from the fallen gods’ mistakes

DAY 1 michael immediately falls out of a tree while everyone is gathering wood and apples and such ryan is the first to craft tools geoff builds a lean-to in the side of a mountain after an argument about what a lean-to even is ryan finds a hole michael nearly gets blown up by a creeper, but is in the water so he doesnt die ryan has a successful run-in with a creeper in the hole trevor begins building a farm in the pond next to the lean-to. jack argues with him about how to build it gavin: "who do you think will die first?" michael: "alfredo." everyone agrees aside from geoff, who says lindays gonna die first. she doesnt disagree. michael isnt sure jeremy builds beds for everyone in the lean-to, with alfredo's help in collecting the wool (he did NOT help much) trevor: "hey. alfredo. hey." alfredo: "yeah?" trevor: "waddaya say we just.... get outta here?" "lets both... start our own lean-to, yknow what im sayin?" "here we go. while theyre not lookin, lets book." michael: "while theyre not looking- i dunno what the FUCK alfredos talkin about." everyone is perfectly aware of this development and dont try to stop them at all the twins find sheep. trevor is very excited about this lindsay: "what the fuck you two twins doin over here? stop touchin each other." geoff accidentally destroys the "sap of life" night comes. jack calls everyone back to the hovel. ryan is impressed with said hovel despite earlier shenanigans, the twins come back to go to bed ryan is still in his hole, alone, not knowing where the hovel is, because hes obsessed with cooking his irons i guess. too many irons in the fire geoff suggests a dead pool. everyone emphatically condones this ryan, ALMOST back: "oh god, i hear them." everyone makes it to bed jack congratulates everyone on surviving the first night. DAY 2 alfredo steals jeremys crafting table ryan nearly falls in a deadly hole in a desert michael, next to two block deep water: "careful, gavin. you could drown" geoff is about to follow ryan into a new hole ryan has a dangerous run-in with a skeleton, taken down to three hearts. he abandons the hole jack changes his vote from alfredo to ryan. lindsay approves of ryans running away tactics everyone basically just beats up animals and collects shit. sex jokes are made jack: "who put a tree on top of the house?" lindsay: "me. hi. dont touch my tree." michael wants "sap of life" gavin wants "tree of hope" lindsay just wants her husbands to stop fighting trevor changes his bed covers from white to black, because hes an edgy high schooler i guess ryan and geoff are lost jeremy finds a village. michael says to kill the inhabitants and take their shit geoff finds trevor alfredo spends some time being hopelessly incompetent jack is also mining and wants coal alfredo is proud of his shovel trevor threatens gavin with a beating because gavin doesnt like his one-on-one thing gavin apologises after being a cheeky fuck about it ryan returns with an iron chestplate. gavin is upset that he did that before making everyone iron swords. ryan says he needed the armor to get more iron trevor tries to goad alfredo into jumping into a river from the top of a cliff. they dont do it lindsay calls in the stragglers alfredo falls in a hole in the dark, takes out half his health. he is very scared and freaks everyone out. he gets back fine the tree of hope is grown apparently alfredo also got shot in the back. jeremy michael and ryan herd him back inside for the night. poor boy gavin is about to be locked out by jack, who notices hes being chased by a zombie. hes putting torches in the area around the hovel. ryan watches and makes sure he gets in ok and they cant sleep because gavin brought the zombie to them everyone gets up to help, jack advises them to stay put. ryan deals with it since hes the most equipped. he takes minimal damage the gang finally sleeps michael: "ok, nobody do any funny business in the middle of the night." "where are my pants?" DAY 3 ryan: "theres creepers everywhere." jeremy: "theres two thatre-" *hissssss* "piSSED AT-" *boom!* "Me.... theyre gone." michael takes 2.5 hearts of damage from a creeper from behind jack takes .5 damage dealing with the creepers. its the first time hes been damaged so far gavin is writing a diary on the wall with signs. "dear diary- im not sure about this new world. i dont think ive made many friends yet. maybe tomorrow someone will be f-" alfredo sees the publicly displayed diary and reads it aloud, to gavins embarrassment after some apologies and laughter, gavin gets to finish in private- "THEY FOUND MY DIARY! SCATTER!" lindsay is alerted to the status of the tree of hope. "get the fUCK OUTTA MY WAy i wanna go see my kid" jeremys a fyeshin boi trevor rennovates the house. it has wood instead of dirt michael complains no one is dead yet. jack feels like he should give them more credit alfredo: "i made a STONE pickaxe!" jack: "ok, point taken michael" trevor plants some flowers outside gavin: "alfredo, why you starin at me? you wanna go down?" alfredo: "no, just wonderin what a creeper was doin in here" thems fightin words. everyone oooohs when aflredo says he feels like he could take him may 25th is the "i quit" fight i guess ryan: "ok, everyone quiet for a second." ....... "...i think i hear water near me and i wanna know where it is." gavin does some dangerous shit near a hole, a creeper blows up. after a life check, a vern comes out and takes out half of his health jack: "oh, gavin, dont be the first to die" trevor finds this hilarious before he tramples his lilacs geoff gets it mining is now the thing to be doing geoff brings a witch out of the danger cave and tries to get alfredo to kill her alfredo accidentally hits trevor when trying to mine its the first night they spend out gavin is excited about cave squid and gets hit by a creeper from behind. jeremy helps take it out a skeleton takes out a good chunk of michaels health. hes not nearly as concerned as he should be lindsay gets killed by a zombie while shes in her inventory. shes not even in a cave. geoff gets the zombie too late DEATHS- 1. FIRST BLOOD- LINDSAY michael volunteers to make her grave stone trevor and geoff are home damage control, basically just keeping alfredo safe trevor makes alfredo a sword alfredo kills his first zombie a skeleton starts to pick the home crew off so they retreat inside michael nearly dies to a skeleton in a cave near lava a skeleton starts to fuck up the home crew. alfredo has one heart when they kill it jack finds an enderman near a skeleton. half health michael is stuck at half health because hes hungry. so is jack alfredo continues to be incompetent geoff nearly gets stuck outside with zombies jeremy and gavin tag team some mobs and its pretty great the sun rises over nine made eight. DAY 4 michael and jack come home to heal up and pull the arrows out of their poor bodies jack says michael can use his iron sword better than he can and gives it to him "live together die alone" trevor gets a jack o lantern to light the way home ryan tries to argue for lindsays value. michael says shed have died anyway. alfredo thinks it was a murder jack and the twins  build a farm geoff makes the hovel bigger at the behest of jack michael gets domestic on alfredos ass jack thinks alfredo will die next. michael says both the twins. ryan thinks it will be him michael builds a perimeter of cactus and accidentally hits trevor hovel is now happy house ryan finds gold geoff puts down red carpet night two out! jeremy and ryan live underground at this point jeremy finds a skeleton with chain mail and a zombie support. hes poisoned and at half a heart. he survives and gavin comes in to help kill the witch. michael joins in and kills her in a couple hits. "patillo sends his regards" alfredo continues experimenting with crafting no jumping on the farm!!! what the fuck is alfredo building the lads find an abandoned mineshaft jack is unhappy with the house. so is alfredo gavin is unhelpful with torches when jeremy gets fucked by a spider jack gets chased by a skeleton trying to gather supplies. two hearts. he makes it back to the house with alfredo keeping the monsters at bay day breaks. DAY 5 (DON'T FALL ASLEEP) ryan finds diamond. he is now marked for death the tree of hope becomes lindsays grave "here lies lindsay. she was a good wife" its the tree of life and death gavin has armor alfredo steals michaels iron. he is fucking pissed the tree is now the tree of wife

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aborted nanowrimo attempt - november 2015

false bend sits on the coast and is quiet , and keeps to itself . its a town separated from the world by big high trees that pack together tight and leave no room for travelers .

toursits love it , you see . tourists love it . the people who live there wouldnt say they love it . but the people that live there arent overly emotive to begin with

everyones a little similar in this town and if youre passing through you arent going to notice that until you move on , you get to the next town and you remember the way people are Supposd to be. then it hits them , hits you , dawns on these tourists that hey something is a little weird over there , over there in false bend . somethings a little off

the people who live there know but they dont … acknowledge . that doesnt do much good . somethings fucked here , thats all they know .

somethings fucked and it reels in these tourists , who are on long scenic drives along the coast or are headed towards the national park up north , they are attracted to whatever this town carries they love the fresh ocean air and the clear crystal waters flowing down from the hills , the muddy streets , they love the towring trees the foggy beach and the cliffs above it (a witch lives in those cliffs) the tourists lap up the quirky locals and the weird way the light filters down from heaven , they love it , then thye move on . nobody moves into false bend , not really . like .. its been known to happen people Will move in but so slowly , it happens at at trickle . its like they come here . they love it , they want to Want to live here , then they leave again to take care of other affairs and in that time something Clicks in their minds like yeah , yeah false bend is nice , maybe we’ll drive through there again next summer or something but i guess .. now that i Really have time to mull it over .. i guess i dont particulrly want to live there . its nice but .. not for me

its not for anyone really . its a miracle the town even exists because no one fucking wants to live there Really . 

Regardless

people live there . the same people , year after year . people dont really move away either they just . its Stagnant is what it is .

and then , in late summer , a full entire family moves in which is unprecedented entire Families dont move in if anybody comes into the town its a solitary being , maybe a couple , never a family . most parents have the good sense not to drag their children into something like this

but this family , the osmans , they move in regardless . theyre a weird lot , weird in just a way to fit in here and weird , water-damaged . the father is transferred here for work . hes a doctor . a … hes a pathologist okay , he works in a lab looking at germs . his wife is a mess , his two daughters are surviving. its a bad family .

they move into these apartments , known as being the nicer apartments in town. the building is low and either painted gray or weathered into that color who fucking knows . it has a courtyard which is pretty cute and well maintained , if you can imagine that . two stories , vacant feeling , nice apartments though . the stairwells are creepy . it feels a bit like a motel . the roof is flat .

these osman family move into the apartment that used to belong to gertrude stetson before her son sent her to an assisted living facility two towns over . the apartment was definitely too big for one old woman to manage on her own  but at the same time its far too small for a four person family to live in. theres a sense that this apartment will be temporary , hopefully , thats the plan , please .

but really .. Are There four people living here ? the father puts in long long days at the hospital and sometimes just sleeps there . he has sleep problems , takes drugs for those, so if he is home hes passed out . the mother is here and there , shes not a staple in the ‘family life’. the daughters are the only ones there with any regularity . so maybe this apartment is just the right size .  

theres two bedrooms , a bathroom , and reasonable space set aside for a conjoined kitchen+dining area and living room.

its some kind of arrangement

So , next door , across the hall from these osmans , is josef sokol , the younger daughter catches a glimpse of him and refers to him as the ‘tweaky looking fucker’ . its not a wrong assumption to make , josef doesnt look good . he doesnt feel good either , any time , at all , ever . he monitors his new neighbors move in just as he monitored old miss gertrudes move out . in fact , he helped , and his muscles ached for days after . so he doest help these new ones move in . he observes them through his doors peephole and gets a bad feel but he cant tell i if its just him or if its legitimate . guess he'll have to wait and see . he spies on them really , wonders if he should buy a coffee cake or whatever the fuck and give it to them as a housewarming gift . thats what ol miss gertrude did when he moved in here , years and years and years ago . but whatever . he ‘ll think on it . maybe .. he can get the coffee cake and give it to them and use it as an excuse to scope them out .. yes . yes sounds good . josef needs to keep tabs on people

he lurks around for days , observing simply. he doesnt work or anything , he doesnt have friends or hobbies , so hes free to watch these new folks movements to quiet his frantic mind . he Needs to get a feel on them . especially since theyre right next door to him . he sees a father and two daughters and a woman who stops by once who hes never seen before so he assumes shes with them , possibly the mother ? bad vibes , bad vibes . he sits on his barstool in front of his door , straining his eye thru the peephole , smoking a cigarette . he blinks , slowly

that evening he goes for a small walk to smoke some more . he runs into another neighbor , a man who lives down at the end of the hall fuck fuck oh fuck - a man who lives down at then end of the hall named terry . terry is out walking his shitty dachshund that josef wants to fucking punt across the street its peed in front of his door twice and barks in the middle of the night , soft far -off yaps that make him jolt awake . josef glares at this shit dog . shit dog is sniffing the bag of mcdonalds some lazy ass dumped on the gutter

‘so whatre the new neighbros like’ terry asks . josef shrugs , takes a deep inhale , tries to blow the smoke away from him but the winds being weird so the smoke ends up all going in terrys face anyways , but fuck that guy .

‘’nah, nah havent talked to them yet , figured id let them settle in first ‘ blatant lies : josef is in no frame of mind to speak with others right now . this includes you  terry, you fucking demon . ‘ seem a little unusual but whatever . nice enough i guess . theres a father n two daughrers and i guess a mother’

‘you guess ?’ terry does this shitty awkward laugh that he always does when josef says something mildly weird which, to be truthful , is Often . josef knows this laugh in his goddamn bones

‘yeah . some older woman is there like , once . no clue who she is . neither of the adults look like the kids tho ,’ josef exhales more smooke , it goes at terry again , terry backs up . the shit dogs chewing on an old french fry cup thing what they fuck are those called ?? called shit dog chew toy now

terry gravitates away after that . josef does too . time to walk around a three block area and then return to his apartment . see if anythings new with these neighbors . think some more about that coffee cake .

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by the next afternoon josef musters up the courage , soothes his fucking brain , and buys this coffee cake . time to meet the neighbors . gotta prove hes a reasonable functioning adult . he puts on some relatively stain free clothes , and moves out . maybe he shouldve shaved too  oh well . he knocks on their door , its a sunday , late summer .

one of the daughters answers . shes shorter than the other and looks mildly fucked up . she looks like she gets in fights at school over shit that doesnt matter (this is very true) and like she doesnt get enough validation . she also looks suspicious .

‘hello ?’ she opens the door just enough to pop her head out . theyre the same height , both of them . roughly five foot six , five foot seven . theyre at eye level . and they both have brown eyes . go figure

‘im your neighbor . my names josef.’ he sticks out his hand . she reluctantly shakes it .

'im bea’

‘heres some … heres this coffee cake . welcome to false bend ‘ josefs ability to do this suddenly fucks out on him and he wants to run .

‘cool ‘

bea takes the cake , josef nods , they both vanish into their apartments . josef is getting a Really bad feeling from these people .

later that evening theres a knock on josefs door . oh fuck . he silently jumps out of his cherished recliner and lightfoots to the door . nobody can hear him. outside is bea and her sister . the sister is taller , shes definitely more attractive , she looks more wellrounded for sure but still kind of dead inside but josef isnt one to judge . he opens his door

the sister immediately smiles and sticks her hand out . ‘hello! sorry i missed you earlier , i was taking a nap. my names gloria. thanks for the cake!’

josef shakes her hand , studying her . he cant get a good read on her and its fucking him up .

‘josef .. josef sokol . nice to meet you’ hes forgotten to smile so far so he makes himself do it . he thinks thats the right facial expression for this . glorias smiling so …

bea isnt but hes not going to trust her for social cues .

‘its nice to meet you, sorry my parents arent here , im sure theyd love to meet you too ‘ gloria goes on for a bit about things that josef doesnt necessarily Care about but hes glad to know . family of four , her fathers a busy busy doctor man doing his medicine , they moved here from new mexico , its so beautiful here isnt it ? it sure is .

gloria thanks him again , promises to see him around ,  everyone retreats . josef knows more now but fuck that just making him more confused . he feels paranoid . he always paranoid but Especially now .

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the osman apartment is a weird place to be . the grand dr norman osman has unpacked and situated all his earthly belongings . the larger of the two bedrooms is normal looking . the rest of the apartment , boxes and bubble wrap and the remains of several half assed unpacking attempts . the sisters are trying to make things nice but it isnt working like it should . theyve smashed their mattresses into their shared room , and have realized theres no room to put the bedframes in there , so now they have to figure out where to get rid of those .  bea puzzles out  how to get the wifi and cable set up , she figures it out , they spend an evening watching nature documentaries together instead of unpacking more because theyre tired . and then the next day they go on a walk instead because gloria wants to figure out whats where in the town  shes says its so pretty lets explore . they end up doing that all day and are so tired by the time they get back they pass out .

bea knows her mother is staying in a motel and she doesnt tell gloria . it wouldnt be anything new but she doesnt want to say it . gloria probably already knows anyways why should she bother . mom is gone gone gone

they seee  their father , their esteemed doctor , a few times .

he comes home almost every night , he takes his shoes off and immediately retreats to his room , he leaves early in the morning . the family does not communicate much .

but this is how things always are . life goes on .

josef observes , josef is confused . school is going to start soon , in a matter of days . gloria will be a senior , bea will be a junior . gloria wants to get everything unpacked before school starts . bea doesnt give a shit .

‘cmon . if it doesnt get done by school its Never getting done ‘

‘why cant we just go on another walk .. i want to look in the forest …. ‘

gloria wins , they unpack some . not all but some . they get the bathroom set up somewhat . bea finds her fuzzy sucks and puts them on . the apartment feels a little less shitty .

‘ isnt this so much nicer ?’ gloria feels like theres fresh air in her lungs . she likes things to be a certain way . bea doesnt care as much . they both clean up for bed and retreat . their bedroom has one tiny tiny window and they lay in bed awake , facing each other , eyes open . the moon is weak and the clouds are heavy , the light is cold and failing . they look at each other and think and remember

they arent related . bea was adopted by their parents when she was four years old and gloria is their godchild . gloria has seen a lot and it makes it hard for her to sleep sometimes . the first night they really truly met each other was a little like this , in the dark and staring at each other emptily . they are sisters in a weird ferocious way . they hurt together but theyre not dead 

that night , like most of the others , norman comes home . theyre both awake when he unlocks the front door .  they listen to him take off his shoes , take his sleeping pills down his throat ,  he strips his socks off , goes into the room , turns the tv on . the volume is low . light flashes under the door .

‘lets go to sleep ‘

please

_

bea and gloria go to the coffee shop down the street the day before school starts . the street is poorly taken care of and theres a bunch of weeds growing , theres plants bursting out of everywhere in this town its just the way . and the buildings around the street , just like all buildings , in town , are gray and beaten . the ocean weather gnaws them down into something gray and dirty .  

all the buildings are low . gloria looks straight ahead while she walks and bea looks all around them . a truck drives by them , maybe the passengers are somebody they will go to school with ? theres a bar with a shining neon sign across the street . crows sit on the telephone wires . bea watches it all .

in the cofffee shop bea gets a donut , gloria gets tea and a scone . gloria cares more about keeping up appearances.

they sit at the window to watch people inside , and outside , the coffee shop . as they sit it starts to rain a little .

-

okay i dont giiiive a fuck

wanted to tdo donuts , donuts was boring ,

after the coffee shop wihc was Boring And a Mistake Fuck U .. afterwards thy go towards the ocean , it is cold and lovely

the ocean rolls out forever . before coming here , neither sister has seen the ocean before . they watch it for a long time . gloria is smiling , she likes it . bea is mildly horrified . she doesnt know why . she watches it move in front of her and she has a hard time breathing . oh she hates it . or not hates it . it scares her . and her first kneejerk reaction to  being afraid of things is to hate them so its only natural

gloria wants to walk the beach forever , admire the nature and the shells and the gulls , admire the gulls and the clouds .   . bea just wants to go the fuck home but hey she isnt going to ditch her sister on the beach .

they stay out there an hour , more than an hour . fuck im gying im g=done goodNight

- 

bea can only view her chemistry teacher with suspicion. marcus rydell , who has long braided hair and plays guitar and wont shut up about his beloved pet cockatoo and has a gigantic potted tree in his classroom that cant be removed without killing it , well this mr rydell is a weird guy . and bea can handle weird but theres just something so off about this guy . 

all the other students love him , hes a school favorite. but bea is creeped out by his pale pale blue eyes. something about his eyes . she doesnt know it by name doesnt know what it particularly is but its there she hates it , it drives her nuts 

(months later after shes established her weird , mildly shitty relationship with josef, she tells him about it . he looks thoughtful on it but doesnt offer much beyond 'have you noticed how others have that look? in this town?' and now that he mentions it she really does notice that . imagine that . much much later he tells her more and she realizes what it all means ) 

anyways 

bea doesnt like this fisheyed hippie shit bastard and waching him an hour a day in class is a bad feeling. she stews on this in the back of class and is thoroughly unnerved by the time she leaves. she cant even whine about it to anyone - again , everyone loves him. also she doesnt have friends so like 

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sol washington is the world famous darling of false bend, he has a huge home there on a cliff above the ocean with an all native species carefully maintained garden. hes there twice maybe three times a year . there is a live in staff of maids and yardworkers and one grouchy middle aged woman who takes care of his impressive 400 gallon fish tank. he loves those fish. she loves them too but not much else 

josef would be the eleventh edition to this household and sol wishes he would but but josef doubts he could handle it and anyways , living in large spaces freaks him out . hes an opposite claustrophobe. also a reguar claustrophobe . josef has some issues 

he goes to the grand washington house whenever sol visits , to keep him company and to be bathed in luxury. he also pays the house periodic visits to just to make sure its being kept to sols standards. and to send him pictures of his fish . he also kind of likes some of the staff there and likes to check up with them when hes feeling particularly sociable which is a relative term with him but is known to happen 

sol designed the house himself of course . just as he has a fair number of the buildings throughout false bend. its only natural - hes  a beloved renowned architect with a strong capability in interior design . he travels all over the world to build and lecture and entertain. sol is the light of whatever party hes sucked into . his passions are creation , and socializing (and the occult But ) in fact he met josef when he traveled to new mexico in the 80s to help create a spiritualists mountain retreat . a lovely complex integrated into the landscape and he picked up josef along the way . josef cant come to terms about how he feels on that - getting uprooted from the desert drug culture and transplanted into the northwest rainforest . he figures it was good in a way, not gong to complain about having a safe place to live and being somewhat sober is somewhat nice as well . he supposes . but going up north tossed open a whole new can of worms as well . thanks , sol . 

josefs life in the desert  was painful dangerous and something he will never properly recover from . hes killed a man and witnessed three other murders . hes wasted four solid years of his life on heroin , his body hurts and his scars stand out bright on his skin . and his brains never going to heal . but hes come to terms with that at the very least 

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Why are deadly extreme athletics most popular than ever?

Five parties died in the French Alps last weekend in boasting occurrences from paragliding to wingsuit hovering. What pushes people to test the eventual limits of their own security?

Darios ready, adds Dario Zanon. Three, two, one, remarks Graham Dickinson. Vive la France! they both wail as they leap from the summit of Le Brvent in the French Alps and spread their offstages to begin the Rock Star Line, one of the most hazardous routes in one of “the worlds” most dangerous sports.

Zanon and Dickinson are members of best available, however. Utilizing the flappings of cloth that connect their limbs and legs, they skip expertly past cliff margins and between trees at more than 110 mph. After less than a instant they liberate their parachutes and stray down, whooping, over Chamonix. A daytime after Zanons footage of the flight was posted last September, it had been watched a million times. Since then, it has been watched at least 10 million more.

On Wednesday 8 June this year, Zanon returned to Chamonix and climbed the Aiguille du Midi on the other side of the hollow for a solo flight. On the Sunday his figure was found on the glaciers 5,000 ft below. Most likely no one will ever know is which small-minded occasion went wrong. Small things become large-hearted instantly at 110 mph. He was 33.

Dario Zanon flying the Rock Star Line in September last year. He died in France in June.

It does happen to the best. Mark Sutton, “the mens” who parachuted into the London Olympics stadium garmented as James Bond, was killed wingsuit hovering in the Swiss Alps in 2013, while filming for EpicTV. In May 2015, Dean Potter, a famous US climber and wingsuit flyer, expired with his friend Graham Hunt. They had rushed from Taft Point in Yosemite Park, California. In July last year, the record-holding Colombian wingsuit flyer Jhonathan the Birdman Florez died during rehearse in Switzerland. The Briton David Reader succumbed two weekends ago. Last weekend five people croaked in separate incidents in the French Alps: two climbers, a paraglider, a hang-glider and a wingsuit flyer. Wednesday introduced two more, in separate accidents: an as yet unidentified British “mens and” Uli Emanuele, Zanons former piloting partner. Be a Hero, answers the video they obligated for specific actions camera company GoPro in March.

It is hard to find exact fleshes on the notoriety of extreme sports, but it is even harder to find anyone who is of the view that they arent smash. In 2006, the British Parachute Association entered 39,100 first jump-starts. Last time there were 59,679. Counts of full members regular skydivers have been rising at a same pace. The British Mountaineering Council had about 25,000 individual members in 2000. Last September there were almost 55,000. The number of people clambering Everest has rocketed since the 1990 s. The balance of status of women climbers is increasing too, up from about 16% in 2002( BMC illustrations) to 36% now( Sport England figures ). Hang-gliding figures have suffered since the 1990 s, according to Michelle Lanman at the British Hang Gliding and Paragliding Association( The kit is so much heavier ). But paragliding and paramotoring( paragliding with a monstrous love) are doing very nicely. SurfingGB also reports that British surfing continues to grow rapidly.

Uli Emanueles video for GoPro. He croaked this week.

You precisely get into it and then progressively build up, be developed further mentions Jess Cox, 27, an instructor at her leaders business, Fly Sussex Paragliding, near Lewes. Better flights involve get higher, further, doing debagging or acrobatic material. Sorry, debagging? She indicates me a video on her phone. It was recorded by a pal shortly after they had both hopped off a 7,000 ft mountain in Turkey. Cox is moving high-pitched above a sparkle body of water when suddenly she falls from her harness, surely to her fatality, until a brand-new paraglider unfurls out of her knapsack and she swoops away. Woo-hoo! she squeals, watching. I adore it! That was one of the best days of my life. Its exactly the most exciting circumstance Ive ever done. The high-pitched lasts for daytimes. Youre walking around on a cloud when you have a great flight. You actually experience what you do. You really cherish it

Of course, the drawback of detecting something you adore this much is having to do without it sometimes. You cant make the crack be too long or you get itchy feet, Cox says. Some people become wholly haunted, retire their jobs, live in a van and only circulate round the world with textile in the back, leaping off material. It does kind of devour you. Its entirely addictive. When possible, Cox actually flies to work in the morning with her paramotor. Shes never fright, she says, unless you weigh nerves before rivals. Nor should she be. Like more extreme athletics these days, paragliding is much safer than it appears, as long as its done properly.

Jhonathan Florez, seen here contesting in the Wingsuit World Championships in China in 2013, died during tradition in Switzerland last month. Picture: Long Hongtao/ REX/ Shutterstock

For others, theres no denying that danger is part of the entertainment. On his website, Dickinson says that when unpredictable episodes happen( birds, dead tree branches, etc) I feel like I am operating in pure survival mode. I can feel my heart rate speed up, my appreciations increase, and my focus narrow so that everything seems to nearly slow down. During these instants I try to only focus on the current, the immediate here and now. I think this integrity of thoughts and thought is one of the many reasons I continue to do what I do. Being able to escape the interference, clutter and business of daily life is a rare treat in this world.

Its the luminous beginning of a red-hot daytime and Tim Cox meets the amateur paragliders and explains what they are going to do. I weigh 16 men as well as four girls. Mark, 28, and Andrew, 39, are both musicians at Glyndebourne. We had this day off and I concluded, Lets go and do something stupid, Andrew pronounces. Hes done a skydive once before and it panicked him. I only recollect contemplation, Deem it together, nurse it together, prop it together. I was hopeless to be on the ground. Hes hoping this will be a bit calmer. Mark, on the other handwriting, is a struggle director and well up for it. Hes done a bit of kite-surfing, diving and caving, but has still not been anything up high. I think its just for people who dont do very well at a barbecue, he reads. So many of our colleagues are happy to sit with a bottle of prosecco in the sunbathe for four hours, he tells. I get fucking birthed. Gives go and jump out of a mound! Hes made his GoPro, primarily to take times which could be used to scoff his partner, who wishes she were here.

How wingsuits toil

Sometimes referred to as birdman suits a wingsuit flight intents by distributing a parachute.

Martin, 25, is working in advertisements in London. He did a tandem paraglide with an teacher only a few years ago, and the experience lingered, so hes back to have a go on his own. He acknowledges to being a little bit apprehensive. Among all the josh of the others, he seems quiet and solicitous. Paul, 59, has been paragliding four times before, twisting his ankle on the last. He works in insurance and has always enjoyed trot, dive and climbing. He formerly had a captains licence. When he was diagnosed with cancer six years ago, he got more serious about his fitness and finally lost enough weight to try paragliding. He announces his cancer Nigel and takes pleasure in ignoring its requests. This is one in the eye for Nigel, he announces, as we climb the hill up to the launch area. He postponed some chemotherapy to be here.

Paragliding examines easy, at the least to start with. The equipment is not a parachute but an inflatable offstage, which is laid flat on the hilltop, then fills with breeze, takes shape and face-lifts leaflets off the dirt. Once the basics of territory and equipment-checking are illustrated, the tandem fliers are fastened into a big pitch-black fanny, hooked up to an teach, dragged back by the glider attracting as it rises, then a few speedy stairs launch them sends into the air. The first pamphlet, Andrew, is up 10 instants after we arrive. Bloody hell, mentions Martin.

The rest take off, and its clear theyre having a good time. Smoothly, gracefully, they fly backward and forward over the hillside until it seems almost dull, this boating around, as the initiated called it. Drifting down from the tandems return grabs of conversation that you might well exchange over prosecco. When involved, their teachers liven thoughts up with big-hearted changes and coilings, which appear very exciting. Their domination is so good that they can come over and waver within touching distance while we talk.

Mark Sutton, “the mens” who parachuted into the London Olympics stadium dressed as James Bond, was killed wingsuit moving in the Swiss Alps in 2013. Photo: CHAMUSSY/ SIPA/ REX/ Shutterstock

Science teacher Becky, 35, sits next to me, watching her banker boyfriend, John, enjoy his 39 th birthday present. Its like wearing a nappy, he enunciates when first fastened in. That was awesome, he says on property. Becky did a skydive formerly( crazy at the beginning) and a bungee rush( much worse, because you have to step off ). They didnt provoke in her the addiction that it did in Jess. She talks about the skydive like it was a first taste of marzipan good, yes , not over-rated , no particular need to do it again. Its trying brand-new circumstances, isnt it? she reads. Life would be a bit boring if you dont try new things.

Was life boring before extreme plays? It was surely less safe than it is now.( Gaze up the violent crime and road accident statistics .) Some do Evel Knievel started the cult by showing girls that roughly croaking “couldve been” refrigerate. Some say nonsense, “its been” Sondre Norheim. Or Otto Lilienthal. Or Franz Reichelt. Or Leslie Irvin. Or George Freeth. If you have no idea who those people were, then we havent reached the phase yet where the pioneers of downhill skiing, gliding, parachuting, skydiving and surfing are household names, but it is clear that what they started is no fad. You maybe know somebody who has done all the things these men were considered lunatics for trying. You may have tried a few yourself.

The Dangerous Sports Club needs a special mention, in part for exemplifying the crazed inventiveness and nonconformist ethos of extreme play. Organized by a group of well-to-do sidekicks at Oxford University, the DSC liked to think up perilous capers to play-act wino and in black tie, such as a ancestry down the ski slopes of St Moritz on a Louis XIV dining decide or a grand piano, or voyaging through gusts to the remote islet of Rockall, then accommodating a tea party. A younger is part of the DSC afterward constructed the monstrous trebuchet, which shot beings 100 ft into a net, eventually killing a 19 -year-old student announced Dino Yankov. The enormous gift of the DSC, nonetheless, is bungee jumping, which they acted for the first time on Clifton Suspension Bridge in Bristol on April Fools Day 1979, after a nighttime of boozing, without any preliminary tests.

Sutton with stuntman Gary Connery, in 2012 in Henley-on-Thames, preparing for a jumping. Photo: Gary Connery Archive/ Getty Images

Safety goes more thought these days, but the spirit of experimentation has never undermined in extreme sport. A decade ago, plain basi startle was the new frontier.( Instead of skydiving from a plane, you use a construct, feeler, encompas or Earth cover not bridge because the founders “ve decided that” babe hopping might not be taken as gravely, according to Phil Mayfield, who was one of them .) Today base jump-start is tame without a wingsuit, and wingsuits are tame unless you use them to get close to happenings, from time to time so close like Emanuele piloting through a 2.6 m defect in the rock-and-roll that it is obviously dangerous. But the peril reached him famous.

Perhaps next it will be jet-powered surfboards.( They prevail .) Or kids everywhere will model the Russian roofers who get themselves photographed hanging precariously from towering structures, and often autumn. Last-place month Luke Aikins became the first person to skydive without a parachute. After a descend of 25,000 ft, he landed in a giant net. It is breathtaking, he discovered.

At experiences the inventiveness is virtually ludicrous. Base jumping blindfolded, or with your bird-dog( that was Potter ), or with a parachute attributed to perforates in your back: youll find all of these online. But then, thanks to rugged cameras, video hosting and social media, these brief but stunning times of extreme play are as well-suited to 2016 as “couldve been”. No broadcasters offer billions for skydiving or skateboarding privileges just yet, but GoPro, Red Bull and others sponsor some of best available athletes to roam the world stirring exceedingly marketable clips. If we want a reason why extreme athletics have flourished so much this century, this neat fit between the producers and the money looks just like a good guess.

The number of first-time parachute rushes in Britain has increased by 50% the past 10 years. Photo: Ken Fisher/ Getty Images

And these may still be early days. Harmonizing to a report from the US presentation busines Delaware North, 100 hours of GoPro video are uploaded on to YouTube every minute, and sales of war cameras are growing at 50% a year. By 2020, extreme plays will objection professional and collegiate squad athletics for the claim of most-watched category of plays material, research reports responds. Today theyre a blip on the screen compared to the big business of professional sports, but participation in action and undertaking athletics has outshone conventional plays at the recreational level.

And where their commercial limits lie, it is hard to say. BMX and snowboarding are Olympic occasions now, and clambering, skateboarding and channel-surf will be in 2020. But I wonder whether plays such as wingsuit hovering had now been passed the limit of safety. Perhaps the same get for freediving, in which people rival to swim as deep as is practicable while hampering their breath, and where leading proponents, such as Natalia Molchanova and Nicholas Mevoli have recently died.

Pushing is part of sport, of course, but whats being pushed here is safety. A good footballer or tennis musician always wants to be tested against better opponents, but their opposings are human, so that can only proceed in so far. In extreme athletics, the antagonist is danger. As one of the worlds best known climbers and wingsuit flyers, Steph Davis, wrote in January, the limit comes when you hit the terrain. Instead, she advocated, Perhaps advance intends something very different. Perhaps it makes refining the experience, becoming safer, more beautiful and more mindful. Davis has been married twice, to Dean Potter and Mario Richard. Both men died in wingsuit collisions( Potter after their divorce ). Perhaps the future of extreme sports is hearing to be less extreme.

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Also Known As: Minecraft

Genre: Simulation, World Building Sim

Developer: 4J Studios

Publisher: Microsoft Game Studios

ESRB Rating: Everyone-10

Release Date: May 9, 2012

Hints

Herobrine In Your World

One way to tell if Herobrine is in your world is: sand pyramids in water, random objects in stange places (example: a layer of long flat bedrock and finding a block of sand). Trees with no leaves on them, just wood.

Phone

Walk up to a crafting table and have: iron, glass, and black wool.

A Tip On How To Find Diamonds

First, you have to dig to bedrock. And then go up 6-9 blocks up. This does not always work but it should help you find more diamonds.

How To Find Diamonds Easily

1 . Dig a staircase down to bedrock.

2. Carve out a room with torches and chests

3. Dig 2 tunnels 1 block apart

4. Dig straight in the tunnel until you find diamonds (WARNING: THE DIAMONDS U FIND ARE PROBABLY THE ONLY ONES YOU FIND! ) It is also a good way to find coal, iron, redstone, lapis, and gold!

Exploding Bed In The Nether

When you try to sleep in the nether, the bed explodes (the explosion is more bigger than a creeper and a tnt).

A Dark World

Have a piston, a glowstone, a switch, and also glass. Put a piston down facing up. Then have a glowstone on top of the piston. Put a glass block on the glowstone. Put a switch next to the piston. [you will only see darkness].

Surviving The First Night On Any Difficulty.

An easy way to survive is to first get 8 blocks of wood, any type. Then, make them all into planks and use 4 to make your crafting table. If you spawned in a swamp biome, this is convenient as you can climb the trees with vines, and don’t have to make stairs to climb trees. Place the wood on top of a tree, so as to make a wooden platform. The reason you need to make a treehouse is that no mob can get to you, even those pesky enderman. Place the crafting table down on the platform, and if you have enough wood, make a wooden axe and sword. Then find 3 sheep, collect their wool, and head back. On the way to and from your hunting grounds, kill as many cows as you can, as steak regenerates the most hunger. Craft a bed and place it down. If you have enough wood and time, make a wooden shovel and pickaxe and start digging for stone to make stone tools. I HOPE THIS GUIDE HELPED YOU.

A Good Start

When you spawn, immediatly go for the nearest tree, and cut down as many as one day can give you, but before the sun goes downm find 2-3 sheep, make planks, make a crafting table, then make a bed and dig into the side of a hill. Then start mining the next day.

How To Make Obsidian Nether Portals

There are two ways to build a portal. 1: you need cobblestone on each corner and obsidian the rest then flint and steel or 2: you can do all obsidian you decide.

How To Make A Door

To make a door first you will need 6 wooden planks for a regular door and 6 iron ingots for a iron door.

Empty the Chest Quickly

If you have a chest and you want to get everything out quickly,you hit/mine the chest and then everything will fall out of the chest and you will collect the chest!

How To Make Charcoal

You need a furnace and wood logs and wood planks. You put the logs in the bottom and you put the wood in the top and you have made charcoal.

Nearly Unlimited Lava Supply

1) dig 5 holes in the ground to shape a plus sign (+).

2) gather 4 buckets of lava

3) fill the outer holes with lava

REMEMBER: only take from the center or this will not create more lava.

“Unlimited” Water Supply

1) dig 4 holes in the ground forming a 2×2 block square

2) gather 4 buckets of water

3) fill ALL 4 HOLES with water

4) enjoy not relying on leaving your home to get water from the ocean!

Tips for Your First Day

On the first day, it is best to find a cliffside with trees nearby. If theres trees, theres dirt. You could go two ways in the short time:

1) make a quick fort out of dirt, but be sure to give it a roof! Spiders can attack you without a roof. I made a 3x3x3 cube house, and put a hole in the top to tell time of day.

2) climb a tree and hide in the top of it, using the wood you cut from the top as a roof. This is what I did on my first go, but I wouldnt recommend it without a plan of escape.

Survive The Highest Heights

Looking for something to land in when falling off a cliff? Well, you should try doing this! Make a pool 5 blocks by 5 blocks, and at least 3 blocks deep, or if its a very tall cliff, at least 6 blocks deep. I would recommend STILL water instead of running water. I did some experiements, and still water is easier to swim up and out of instead of running water. I also wouldn’t recommend dropping your ‘useless’ materials in there and hope they despawn, because you will just pick them up. TIP: Use the shift key (or if your playing the xbox version, press the right toggle stick), before jumping off, just in case you are over to the side. CAUTION: CANNOT BE USED AS A WATER SOURCE!

Caves

Whenever you see a cave, go in it. This is because you might find gold or diamonds in the cave. And you might want to bring some torches and a pick-axe. The chances that you’ll find valuables in the cave are pretty good.

Cheats

Duplicate Items

This trick requires two people and a dispenser. Get the material you want to duplicate and put it in the dispenser. Make sure you only put in one of the item. Put it in the dispenser and have your friend on split-screen or online – it doesn’t matter) and break the dispenser. When they break it, the item you want more of turns in to a stack of 64. Put it in your inventory then put it in a chest. Then put it in your inventory and do whatever you want with it. CAUTION: Do NOT quick move the item to your inventory or chest or else that 64 stack WILL be deleted. Repeat as many times as you please.

Unlockables

Gamerpics Unlockables

If you kill ten Creepers you will unlock the Creeper Gamerpic. If you mineredstone, you’ll unlock the Gamer Picture (Steve).

Steve Gamer Photo

To unlock the Steve Gamer Picture, you just need to mine redstone. Once you do,the Steve Gamer picture is unlocked.

Avatar Awards

A Minecraft Watch : Play the game for 100 day to night cycles.

The Creeper Cap : Kill a Creeper with Arrows.

The Pork-Chop T-Shirt : Earn a Cooked Porkchop.

Xbox Live Premium Minecraft Theme

When you get to the “Pause” menu, press “Y” to take a screenshot of the world.Next, upload the screenshot to your Facebook account.

Easter eggs

Have Your Dragon Egg

First kill the end dragon push LT on the egg go to the egg put a piston behinde it put the lever next to the piston pull the lever & grab it then you get your own dragon egg.

Glitches

Guns Glitch

When you are at the cratfing table, make sure you have 8 gold ingots and some gunpowder. If you do, you should see a little box and it should show a bullet. Note: abullet gives 10 ammunition and another box by it. If you have and iron ingots, you can make some weapons and yes if you keep creating things with supplies and use to many ingots and gunpowder it may not work. It ONLY WORKS AT NIGHT. I’m not to sure how it works but it does.

Duplication Glitch

First, you need to have a dispenser which you can make from a workbench. After that, you need to start killing some creeps because you need some TNT. Place the dispenser outside and right next to some TNT. Go inside the dispenser menu and place it in the middle what ever you want to duplicate. Then quit out of the dispenser menu with your object still inside, then hit the TNT (you will take damage so try to have gear on). Go back into the dispenser menu (before the TNT explodes) and the object will change to sixty four (click it fast though) the item will duplicate even if its something you can’t stack up the number , like a diamond sword for example you can’t have two separate diamond swords and put them together to make a bundle of two but with this glitch you can. After you got the stack of sixty four press and hold down the x button in a empty slot, the sixty four will go down but then when your one sixty four pack runs down to zero from placing them your sixty four will repeat and then you will have two sixty four packs.

Infinite Health Glitch

This trick involves two people. The person who wants to have infinite health sits down in a boat, (with a bed beside him), then while in the boat activate the bed to sleep in it. Have your friend destroy the bed without hitting you. The man who was in the bed will appear in the boat again, have your friend destoy the boat. Now you are invisible, yet you have infinite health. Only you can’t activate objects until you exit the game.

Easy Duplication Glitch

First you will need 2 people, a stone pick-axe, the thing you want to duplicate and a furnace. One person puts the thing you want to duplicate in the ingredient box and hold the x button. The other person destroys the furnace. If 2 items pop out of the furnace then it has worked. 1 will be the regular piece the other will be a duplicate piece. WARNING: THE FURNACE MIGHT EAT THE THING YOU WANT TO DUPLICATE! Try with simple items first, in case your item is destroyed.

Duplication Glitch (AFTER PATCH)

This is a simple cheat to do, though it may take a while.

Items needed:

1:Furnace

2:Pick axe

3:Spade

4:Somthing you want to duplicate

Start by taking every thing out of your inventory, except the four items. Place the furnace down on the ground. Next, place the item you want to duplicate into the top middle of your inventory. The only things you should have in your tool bar are the pick axe and spade. Now start breaking the furnace with your pick axe. When its about 90% broken, (still holding the mine trigger), switch to your spade. The furnace should break, then pop back. Now, quickly open the furnace interface. Take the item you want to duplicate, and hold down A when its in the FUEL box. (must be fuel). The item you should keep popping in and out. Keep holding A until the furnace breaks. Two items should pop out. The one in your inventory is the original item. Put it in a chest. Now there shold be another item on the floor, thats the glitched item. Walk over it and it should appear in your tool bar. Switch to your spade and open the chest with it. Pick up the item ( there should be a number 64 with it now. ) Drag it to a box in the chest and hold down X. (Must hold down X! ) It should keep placing itmes. Keep holding X in each box until your chest is full. (TIP: now place the glitched strack in your tool bar, this should give you over 1000 items in 1 box! )

WARNIG: GLITCH MAY NOT WORK THE FIRST TIME, AND MAY TAKE AWAY YOUR ITEM, SO BE PREPARED TO HAVE MORE OF YOUR ITEMS ON HAND.

If your having trouble, just comment and i’ll get back to you asap. Thx.

Duplication Glitch For Dispenser

Get a dispenser, there are 9 slots in the dispenser. So put any weapon/block or basically anything in the center slot. Then while you still have the dispenser displayed someone else will break it and you should still have it displayed and it should turn into a stack of 64. Then take it out put it in your inventory, and hold down x until you have another stack of 64 keep doing that and you can have as much of it as you want. [also can be turned into more stacks in a chest not just your inventory. ].

Guides

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Achievements

Achievement List

Acquire Hardware (15) – Smelt an iron ingot.

Bake Bread (20) – Turn wheat into bread.

Benchmarking (10) – Craft a workbench with four blocks of wooden planks.

Cow Tipper (15) – Harvest some leather.

Delicious Fish (15) – Catch and cook a fish!

Dispense With This (20) – Construct a Dispenser.

Getting an Upgrade (15) – Construct a better pickaxe.

Getting Wood (10) – Punch a tree until the block of wood pops out.

Hot Topic (15) – Construct a furnace out of eight cobblestone blocks.

Into The Nether (40) – Construct a Nether Portal.

Leader Of The Pack (30) – Befriend five wolves.

MOAR Tools (15) – Construct one type of each tool (one pickaxe, one spade, one axe and one hoe).

Monster Hunter (20) – Attack and destroy a monster.

On A Rail (40) – Travel by minecart to a point at least 500m in a single direction from where you started.

Taking Inventory (10) – Open your inventory.

The Lie (40) – Bake a cake using wheat, sugar, milk and eggs!

Time to Farm! (10) – Use planks and sticks to make a hoe.

Time to Mine! (10) – Use planks and sticks to make a pickaxe.

Time to Strike! (10) – Use planks and sticks to make a sword.

When Pigs Fly (40) – Use a saddle to ride a pig, then have the pig get hurt from fall damage while riding it.