If I'm going to be a Congressman by the time I'm 30, I need a boyfriend who's not such a complete bonehead.
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musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction
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oh you're touch starved? here eat up *fucking punches you*
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Nico Coopa Protect & Service: Alert & Oriented, 2024 - Next Door Originals
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having a ‘choose your own adventure’ snow day
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Hey friendly reminder to love and cherish Green Day
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