If I'm going to be a Congressman by the time I'm 30, I need a boyfriend who's not such a complete bonehead.
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we officially have a professor that looks like he has a grindr profile happy pride month pokemon gays only
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behind the scenes of scott pilgrim vs the world (2010)










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The principal difficulty of having a Pokémon pick up your groceries for you isn’t getting it to understand the concept of a grocery list, but getting it to understand the concept of capitalism.
One might assume that Meowth is the exception, given that Meowth is literally the capitalism Pokémon; the trouble here is that, while Meowth does understand capitalism, Meowth also understands shoplifting.
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every time i see one of those cutesy videos of some US Army boot boy surprising their kid(s)/parent(s) by dramatically sneaking up behind them in full uniform during a party and then they hug and cry or whatever the literal only thing i can think about is how they signed up to murder people. people who will never get to surprise their loved ones ever again. future history textbooks are going to use these videos as their most blatant example of propaganda. in a better world those videos would end with the crowd spitting on the soldier and/or beating them to death while asking them why they thought they could ever show their face again after what they signed up for
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interview tomorrow mamas gonna be a barista and if the interview doesn't go well im gonna start posting traumacore edits of biggby coffee
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