#or if he has

[beware-of-you-98]

ok ok so josh stewart is done with CM and everyone is thinking that this is the catalyst for jemily to finally happen

But has anyone and I mean anyone at all considered the most likely, very real possibility that MGG is going to come back and that 🤢🤢🤢 jeid 🤢🤢🤢 will be endgame?????

Because,,, let’s be honest,,, what’s a more likely scenario here:

• two women on the team who the show runners have spent the last three seasons of this show completely the bond and relationship they have to the point they barely seem like friends anymore (and said women who have never canonically shown interest in another woman) suddenly confessing feelings for each other out of the blue (plus I highly doubt the writers are gonna do something like a late in life sexuality crisis; that would mean they’d actually have to focus on someone other than rossi 😒)

OR (and this is TERRIFYING)

• having reid come back after will dies or fucks off or whatever they’re gonna do with the man to be jj’s knight in shining armor especially since they pushed this whole “i’ve always loved you!!!” narrative in the last two seasons of CM

wake up sheeple we are not being blessed with the possibility of jemily, we are being threatened with the most likely outcome of jeid

[paintedcrows]

Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)

[yujateaandpi]

y’all just— thinking about how excited Stanley must have been to host the twins— Alex says he smokes cigars but he doesn’t smoke once in the show— has a beer gut but he only drinks sodas in front of the kids— doesn’t swear when they’re around which must have taken INCREDIBLE effort— Stanley Pines, known crook, buying pancake mix at the supermarket and many bottles of syrup— learning to cook basic healthy meals and burning so many of them before he gets it right— buying new sheets, new mattresses— avoiding bunk beds because it reminds him of Ford— looking at the attic room he made wondering “is this enough will they like me”— trying to act aloof at the bus stop so he doesn’t betray the fact that he was there hours early— watching them goof around and thinking of New Jersey beaches— then the first night they’re there, he watches them debate running away and only stay because Mabel shook a magic 8 ball. That must have kept him awake all night.

[cowboysmp3]

there’s something sooo sickening about how dunmeshis whole energy is like sometimes something terrible and awful happens to you and it changes you forever and nothing can make you the person you were before but there’s still love and there’s still sharing a meal together and there’s still living

[eggsistential-breakdown]

Okay, but hear me out -- what if his parents weren't usually red and blue?

[hjartasalt]

One time I was working as a waiter at a burger joint where the fries were tossed in salt and coriander and as I was bringing food over to the table for these two huge beefy guys one of them asks what the green stuff is so I go "it's coriander" and his friend goes very seriously "he can't have coriander" and I'm thinking shit ok maybe he's allergic and guy 1 starts pulling up his sleeve to show me something and I'm thinking shit shit shit he's probably breaking out in hives rn and it's my fault but he just shows me his arm and he has this huge cursive font tattoo that just says "I fucking hate coriander"

[ducktracy]

sharing a very sage bit of advice from The Simpsons' own John Swartzwelder that i've been trying to hamper down in my writing and drawing alike. let your inner crappy little elf do his worst

[as-i-watch]

Chilchuck is definitely the kind of dad that scared his kids with the boogie man, he has that kind of humor

and probably ended up having them sleep on his bed bc he scared them too much too

[virijuol]

how can you be a wolverine fan and not also be a multishipper? that man is a WHORE

[wasabi-gumdrop]

local ladies man’s signature move totally useless against autistic monster enthusiast. more on Kabru’s fumble era at 6

[tuttle-did-it]

David Tennant for Prime Minister, please.

edit- Since this is getting so much attention, edited to include descriptions of screenshots.

This woman has lost her fucking mind.

Jo, are you okay?

[narwhalsarefalling]

my (cis) brother is using my old license to buy wine and it has the gender marker F on there. so whenever he gets asked he just says “oh i’m trans”. its literally worked every single time.

[krispytm]

You can only reblog this today or until the next Monday, June 19th, 2028.

[beebfreeb]

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

[noelledeltarune]

EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt