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[i-still-mask-because]

Nassau County of Long Island, New York passed a mask ban bill today. Please make a habit of calling your city, county, state, and federal representatives expressing your opposition to mask bans because fascist legislative proposals like this is absolutely going to be domino effecting throughout the US. AND WEAR A MASK IN PUBLIC. WEAR A MASK TO NOT ONLY PROTECT US, BUT SUPPORT US.

Editing to add (8/14/2024): Please read the recent update.

[screwpinecaprice]

She's not like other girls

[lunarwednesday]

Wasn't it love?

[heuffopla]

Might color these later who knows! :]

[dicipher]

Alt routes aside:

[cupcakeshakesnake]

Another one

[wombywoo]

sick leave.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Normal Friend Behaviour.

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[frstk]

Instead of giving raises or allowing vacations, Vincent decides to personally treat his employees on new year's eve.

The other cooks: (Why is that guy getting the biggest loaf…😒duh)

& Vince getting stomachache from skipping meals, so the food duo broke into his apartment to the rescue🤗

[cardentist]

"steven universe was a good show ruined by a bad fanbase"

no, all fanbases are bad. steven universe was a good show ruined by bigots making video essays about how terrible it was because it had gay and trans people in it that people took at face value because it was the 2010s and they were 13

[fireheartedpup]

This is so neat!

Nails are here.

(This isn't sponsored, I'm just think it would be rude to not link them.)

[busybecomingbones]

choi subong [thanos] x reader

a.n: mwahahahah smut!!!!!

Distantly, you wonder if it's possible to get a secondhand high from the pills he'd popped or if he was just that good of a kisser. One of his hands grips your hip and keeps you pressed firmly against the stall, while the other holds your jaw so he can lick into your mouth at just the right angle.

Everything feels hot and nearly suffocating. The long fingers that managed to slip under your shirt and dig into your skin leave a trail of what feels like fire and the clashing of your tongues makes you feel lightheaded and has the place between your legs burning.

You're not shy about the sounds you're making, and neither is he. He moans unabashedly into your mouth and grunts when you tug on his hair. A thigh slips between your own and ruts against you. The fuzzy feeling in your head increases tenfold, making it impossible to stop the whine from escaping your dropped jaw and the way your hips search for more friction. Thanos takes the opportunity to wrap his lips around your tongue and suck. The noises ricocheting around the bathroom are pornographic. It's filthy and messy, and if the threat of death wasn't constantly looming, you'd consider showing a bit more self-respect. However, the tongue shoved down your throat, and the rhythm of your hips leaves that the last thing on your mind.

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He communicated through mental text.

[thirstywaffles]

Guess who drew this instead of doing my thesis haha.....

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[aolyxe]

Lapis Lazuli💙

[radiance1]

Another link to this post. Meet the parents style.

So, Danny and Jason have been fake dating for a while now, and ended up marrying each other solely for tax benefits. Also, they got cool ass fucking friendship rings that they just couldn't not wear everywhere and being married is convenient so...

Anywho, so Jason has met Danny's parents but Danny hasn't met Jason's parents. Danny knows that he has some ties with the vigilantee scene due to being a Crime Lord-he still doesn't know what to think of his parents connecting the dots immediately when they only met him once while it took him more than that while living with the guy.

He thinks Jason may have been an ex-vigilantee at some point before turning to crime.

Then Danny gets blinded by rich people aura when he finds out that his bestfriend is the long thought dead child of Bruce Wayne. Frankly, he's insulted.

You mean to tell him that his could've been buying ice cream from that high class place all this time!? He shook (literally he grabbed and shook him) that point into Jason, he doesn't care that Jason never told him he was rich but he could've at least bought some high class ice cream once in a while.

Jason who was busy solidifying his power as a crime lord, avoiding his family and making sure not to leak his identity at all: I'm a literal crime lord, and the only thing you care about is me not buying you ice cream?

Danny: YES!!!!

Jason: Dork.

Right anyways, so Jason takes Danny along to meet Bruce and his fam but did say as soon as he started being uncomfortable they're leaving. The batfam is a bit blindsided by Danny, because they thought Jason was bringing his partner but its good to also get a feel for Danny's personality.

Danny and Jason did what's normal for them when Danny starts getting comfortable around the manor full of things that cost waaay more than his rent. Like half-heartedly insulting each other, being snarky, leaning on each other and other such things.

The batfam start thinking that there's more there than they know of. So they start watching a bit closer and ask a few round about questions that fly over Danny and Jason's heads. They just forget they're married often, unless it's regarding taxes.

All of this sends the wrong message when they walk into the same room and, being nosy, one of the batfam comes up to the door and uh. They hear the bed moving quite a lot.

So.

Meanwhile, Jason is trying to wrestle with Danny because this man does not pick a lane. He'll either be the human octopus (who is cold as hell) Jason has ever seen, he'll try to kick him off the bed in his sleep as if Jason personally offended him in some way, or he'll sleep in some wacky position that interrupts Jason's sleep. The last one is tied to the other two, however.

So, Jason has to frequently wrestle this man into a proper position where they both manage to get some sleep and it wouldn't have been so bad if Danny wasn't a goddamn sleep fighter. He would know, he had to nurse a bruised jaw for a few weeks.

Why do they sleep together? Listen, when you're in an apartment with not a lot of money, you gotta cut costs where you can alright?