#or i’m rage quitting

[deadbaguette]

Ugh this guy is the only person I’ve been able to properly draw for the past few days and it’s getting my nerves

[myokk]

“She’s tolerable, but not handsome enough to tempt me”😤😤😤

(Regency AU with Eloise and Sebastian inspired by my slow trek through Bridgerton these days & @bassicallymaestra ‘s AMAZING regency inspired art😮‍💨😇🙏)

[noctiva]

contrary to popular belief I think toby gets a lotta play, sue me.

I like to think he got a stupid ego/confidence boost after becoming a proxy, and since he definitely didn’t get any bitches during his school years - now is his chance baby!!!!

he’s flirting with the barista at a coffee shop after a mission, spouting some bullshit like “ooh, yeah I’m a hunter. cool right? I know it’s so rugged and dangerous of me.”

he’s pissing brian and tim off because he was only supposed to sneak into this college party to deal with a victim, not have a quickie with some chick in the bathroom

and the ladies love him!! because he’s sooooo mysterious! you don’t have a phone or social media? that’s so sexy. you live in a cabin? omg how outdoorsy of you! (I’m bitches, btw)

but if you do catch his eye, don’t expect a legitimate date. you’ll most likely just get a quick stroll through the forest as a precursor to him bending you over a tree.

[cryptidcr3ature]

I haven’t played rdr in a while and I have a very valid reason. ROSATE SPOONBILLS ARE BITCHES!!!! Yes I’m still doing duchesses and other animals, and yes I will never learn my lesson and get the birds beforehand. But THIRTY?!?!??! THIRTY OF THESE PINK FUCKS!!?? I have to pass literature, WHEN AM I SUPPOSED TO GET 30 SPOONBILLS?!???! FUCK THIS GAME!!

[miroana]

Things I like about Troy (2004)

- Everyone is so hot. so hot. thank you for your service

- Amazing action choreography and acting — you can recognize the characters from their fighting and movements alone

- Gorgeous set and costume design

- Good acting performances. shoutout to Odysseus for being the best (and shady as hell), Hector for his impeccable honor, and Achilles, Helen, and Paris for being hot as fuck. It deserves a second mention

- Agamemnon sucks and it needed to be said

- That one line about the gods envying mortals because everything is more beautiful when you’re doomed, which everyone attributes to Homer but was actually just Brad Pitt

- Depicts the sacking of Troy as a tragedy and not a triumph which is what Homer would have wanted

Things I don’t like about Troy (2004)

- cousins

- Not accurate to the Iliad in any sense whatsoever

- Like seriously that was off in so many ways I’m not even going to bother to list them. just assume that if it happened in the movie it’s probably not in the Iliad

- All the women had no personality besides being sad. It’s such a shame bc I have it on good authority that Helen is brilliant if a bit vain and Briseis is very kind and brave

- cousins?

- The gods aren’t in it (no hilarious petty squabbling)

- My man Patroclus didn’t get his heroic bloody rampage so effective and violent that Apollo had to put him down

- No Big Ajax and his friend, Little Ajax

- Also, where is Diomedes is he safe is he okay? No, I get it. they didn’t want to overshadow Achilles and Diomedes is a class A badass. but still

- Achilles never physically fights a river in his endless rage (and wins)

- COUSINS???

[lotusishere]

I have two different types of personalities when it comes to kotlc.

I think we should hate everyone (equally) because they’re all collectively and occasionally shitty people.

Or

Come onnnn, they deserve a second chance. They’re just a little lad. *gestures to one of the terrorist*

[mirrorball-leclerc]

get rid of driver of the day! how the fuck did he still win ??

[korshrimpski]

buffalo sabres valentines day playlist (happy valentines day sabreshood <3)

images: x, x, x x (x), x (x), x (x), x. x

songs & pairings:

we go by ryan mclaron (the next step) x 419

everything, everywhere by noah kahan x 271

if you want to by beabadoobee x 7722

kissing in cars by pierce the veil x 101

constellations by the oh hellos x 2989

you love me by kimya dawson x 2225

the bones by marena morris ft. hozier x 424

[gothimgem]

[jetsetromance]

is it just me or all jobs rn severely understaffed and working their current employees like dogs

[petrichormore]

u know what i think is interesting tho. q!Bagi suggesting that q!Bad kidnap Fred. is she mad he kidnapped an innocent worker or is she just mad he lied to her about it?

It’s fascinating that some islanders disapprove or act disapproving of q!Bad’s actions but aren’t willing to actively do anything to stop him nor get involved nor snitch. Which is fair, i mean, the only people they can snitch to are the federation and the belief that islanders come first is probably the correct one; and none of them can really stand up to him even as a group - q!Etoiles perhaps being the exception. but just. Hm.

[my-status-single]

I loath the Yiga Clan stealth section more than I’ll ever be able to express

Again, no business playing master mode 🙄

[gayestcowboy]

in one of those phases where drawing is miserable but not drawing is even worse

[loopspoop]

Everyone plays video games. Lupin is canonically bad at them so he sticks to stuff like Mario. Goemon plays all the Zelda games and god forbid you say anything against them or any of the characters because he will skewer you on Zentetsuken. Jigen sticks to mundane games like Bejeweled or Temple Run (but he also played those shitty shooter games in the Walmart arcades they had in the early 2000s, you know the ones). Fujiko definitely fucked with early Animal Crossing (think the era where they villagers were kinda rude as hell) but also loves the Sims and the virtual pet games they had on the DS. Pops literally only plays Wii Sports when he’s relaxing. If he needs a break from studying a case he’ll play Candy Crush or Tetris…or Solitaire if he’s in a mood

[destiny-in-the-universe]

So uh, in my latest I can’t draw nonsense- I pulled some reference photos off of Pinterest and drew over the lines (in other words, I traced a little) because it’s late and anatomy hates me; I’m trying to avoid tracing too much, but I wanted a more cartoonish look and well, when you’re drawing using a finger and you’re a novice artist- well, this is the nonsense I came up with. I do own a sketchbook and a tablet, I just need more practice

Also it’s late but uh. I made some wolves- guys how do I properly draw, help..

Anyway have some wolves! If they’re supposed to be Spike (the red punk bot from Randy Cunningham), no they’re not tf do you mean. Gift of sorts to @just-animaxiz because we’ve been talking a lot on punk wolves and the punk bots being wolves! Pretend this is an AU where wolf! Spike is giving judgmental side eye to Randy, or is like ‘you better take a break right the fuck now’

Enjoy?

Why is there a random ass line on the second wolf- oh well. Also the white spot on the first wolf is intentional!

[iguessitsjustme]

I’m writing this while walking to work so forgive me if it’s not entirely coherent. I think it might benefit some people to have a reminder that books and show/movie adaptations are different. Reading the book might mean you know the framework for the show/movie but it does not make you An Expert on the show/movie.

First and foremost, I’m not going to say don’t post spoilers, but I will so do not go onto someone else’s post and post spoilers. You would not like it if someone came into your house and spoiled things for you. Do not do that to others. It is not only incredibly rude. It is entirely selfish. Which brings me to my next point.

If reading the book enhances your experience, if it’s something you enjoy, I’m glad! I am so incredibly happy for you. It does not make you smarter or inherently more informed than the people that choose not to read for whatever reason.

You might know what happens and have more knowledge about the story as a whole but that does not mean that people that are posting predictions or speculations don’t know what they’re talking about. I know a lot of people that watch these shows have some sort of degree in writing or literature or visual media. Gonna use myself as an example here, I have a degree in writing. I am decent at analysis. I mostly post silly little shitposts or memes but all of my posts are operating from a place of being informed.

I am capable of predicting what’s gonna happen. I am aware of narrative structures. I’m aware of plot devices. I’m aware of the common tropes in the shows I watch. And that doesn’t matter! Because that is entirely Not The Point. I don’t care if I predict accurately. It’s not about the what happens. It’s always about how we get there.

Of all of the shows that are airing and I can pretty much tell you what the ending of each of them is going to be. Even without reading the novels. That does not make them any less enjoyable for me. It makes them even more enjoyable. Cause now I get to watch for the details. I get to watch and see how this show has decided to show the journey of the story. And sometimes how they completely rewrite expectations. Some of the things I have watched have been very, extremely good at subverting tropes and expectations. Things can veer off in directions you don’t expect even if you’ve read the novel. Simply because it’s a different story. It is imposssible to do a 1 to 1 adaptation. As much as we might want it. It is simply not possible.

I have read a few novels that the shows are based on. Every single show has made drastic changes to the source material. So while you might have knowledge of what’s to come in the novel. You might have the ability to spoil everyone for what’s coming, even you can’t be 100% sure until it happens. And condescendingly telling people it’s so obvious when you have future knowledge is incredibly unacceptable.

This has gotten very long and I am actually at work now and should probably actually do my job but I just need to reiterate. Reading the novels is fine! It’s fun! I am genuinely so happy people are reading and enjoying themselves and also enjoying the shows! That is wonderful! But do not ruin or attempt to ruin someone else’s enjoyment simply because you think you know more. Make posts about the differences on your own blog. Talk about spoilers with friends that have also read the novel. But do not go onto a stranger’s post and post spoilers because you might be ruining the media you love for that person without even realizing what you’re doing.