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Jun-ho, Dae-ho, thanos (separate, like 3 mini stories, if you get it??? Otherwise do how you like it) fucking reader so good she gets problems with her asthma. Not like she needs medical attention but a five minute break to get/take her medicine and then she's ready to go again!!
TYYY FOR SENDING ME A REQUEST AAAAA
THIS CONCEPT IS SO FUNNY TO ME OFC ILL DO IT 😛😛 I HAVE BREATHING PROBLEMS TOO GIRLY 🙏
SORRY THIS TOOK A HOT MINUTE TO WRITE AND I FEEL LIKE IT COULD BE BETTER BUT I JUST WANTED TO POST IT ALREADY 💔
Note: I’ve never written mini stories like this before and I barely read any Thanos or Jun-ho stuff so this might suck 💔 I’ve also never had an asthma attack before 😭
Jun-ho, Dae-ho, and Thanos x asthmatic reader !!
୭ 🎬 ✧ ˚. ᵎᵎ 🎱ྀིྀི
Jun-ho :
warning: I don’t think I’ve ever read anything Jun-ho related so sorry if this is out of character or something 😭
You woke up with Jun-ho in your bed, deciding to cuddle for a while before getting up. But one thing led to another…and now his cock is deep in your warm pussy >.< !!
I mean can you blame him? You sound so pretty when you’re sleepy, and the way the morning light fell on your face made you look like an angel.
You guys were still technically cuddling… just now with your panties pulled to the side…
“H-haah..Jun-ho..” you moan, trying to catch your breath as his cock bullied your insides
“You’re doing so good baby… so perfect all for me…” he moaned in your ear
You were being so loud, you couldn’t help it!! He was fucking you so good…your legs were literally shaking !!
“Jun-ho…!” You whined again, causing him to pick up the pace
Fuck, you really were breathing heavily now… I mean he was fucking you like it was the last time he’d be able to or something !!
He noticed pretty quickly there was something off, despite him being a little distracted by your pussy >.<
“You okay, pretty girl?” He asked softly, slowing down to help you catch your breath
“M-mhm..” you nodded, feeling dizzy “just…n-need…my…inhaler…” you panted
He reached behind him on the night stand and grabbed you your inhaler, handing it over to you gently and paying close attention to you
He gave you a moment to compose yourself before you smiled, chuckling softly, the sound making him relax
“Feeling better?” He asked, kissing your cheek with a little smirk
“Y-yeah..” you said “please..keep going now..” you whined
“That’s my girl” he said with a grin, starting to fuck you at the same pace again
Dae-ho:
Dae-ho had you in missionary, just so he could stare at your pretty face while he fucks you :3
“You look so perfect baby…” he moaned, delivering slow, deep thrusts.
All you could do was moan, watching as he moved his hands to squeeze and play with your tits. >.<
“Dae-Ho..” you whined as he fucked you faster, going impossibly deeper
“You feel so good baby..” he moaned “just so perfect..”
He kept squeezing your tits, the stimulation driving you crazy >.<
You close your eyes, tilting your head back due to the pleasure before he suddenly slows down “uh uh uh” he tsks at you
“look at me baby” he commanded softly, and you open your eyes once more
“Good girl” he smiled and kissed your neck before speeding up his thrusts, the sound of your moans increasing as you started to pant
“You sound so pretty..” he said softly, causing you to whimper
He kept speeding up, and the more he did, the worse your panting got
“Shit” you thought. You didn’t want him to stop, but you were starting to think that you needed your inhaler !!
“D-Dae-ho..” you whined, but the way you said it caused him to slow down a little in concern
“What is it baby?” He asked, tucking your hair behind your ear and kissing your forehead
“Need my . . .inhaler. . .” You panted
He wasted no time in pulling out and grabbing your inhaler, his instincts kicking in as he handed it to you, his eyebrows knitted together in concern.
“You okay baby?” He asked, handing you a cup of water as you nodded and drank it
He sat up and placed you on his lap. “You sure?” He asked
You put the water back on the nightstand “yeah I’m sure..”
He kissed you on the cheek and then started kissing your neck “wanna keep going?” He asked in between kisses
“Y-yes please..” you whined from the sensitivity of your neck, watching him continue to kiss you gently.
He then lifted you up and slowly pushed his cock into you, grabbing your hips and making his pretty girl ride him >.<
Thanos:
Warnings: Thanos calls reader “slut”, spanking, hair pulling, drug use, unprotected sex, Thanos is a little mean but nothing crazy
Thanos was fucking you from behind, your ass arched high in the air for him to see. His hands were gripping your hips tight enough to leave bruises and the sound of your moans filled the room.
You had both taken one of his pills just to hang out and watch a movie, but you know nothings ever “just a hangout” with Thanos.
“F-fuck..!” You moan as he picks up the pace, letting out a loud whimper as he lifts up a hand to slap your ass.
“Yeah you like that?” You could hear his grin “fucking slut..” he groans, watching how his cock slides in and out of you at a rough pace
He was fucking you so good, the drugs making it feel even better, and making you feel more sensitive than usual >.<
“Fuck..she’s drooling all over me..” he said with a low moan, referring to how your pussy was leaking on his cock.
He moved one of his hands from your hips to your hair, tugging at it just to hear you whine and get louder
“My perfect slut..” he moans “no one else gets to fuck you like I do..” he tugged on your hair a little harder as you murmur a little “mhm..”
“Fucking use your words” he grunts, spanking you again “Y-Yes sir..!” You managed to choke out “Good slut” he smirks, moving his hand to toy with your clit.
Fuck, he was making you see stars, making you pant, making you dizzy, making you hyperventilate-. . .-wait a minute! Hyperventilate? All of the sudden you realize you don’t remember how to breathe properly!! And the dizziness is getting worse !!
You start waving your arm at him weakly, trying to touch his hand to get him to stop, all while trying to steady your breathing. “Baby I can’t..-“
You try to speak, making him slow down a bit “what is it..?” He asks before he sees you point at your inhaler on your night stand “Ohh” he finally realizes and pulls out, causing you to whine.
He repositioned you so you were sitting up in bed and grabs your inhaler, watching you use it and start to relax
He chuckles at the realization of what happened, “was I fucking you that good, baby?” He grinned, watching you blush from embarrassment and nod.
He reached for a glass of water, handing it to you and watching you drink it.
You looked so pretty, panting, covered in a sheer layer of sweat, messy hair and tired eyes. You really were perfect to him
“Are you feeling better now?” He asked after a moment
“Yeah I think so..” you say, putting the water and inhaler on the night stand
“Good” he said, suddenly throwing your legs over his shoulders and fucking you at the same pace he was before >.<
୭ 🎬 ✧ ˚. ᵎᵎ 🎱ྀིྀི
Additional note: guys I kinda hate my writing in this srry pls don’t judge I’m still learning 💔
#squid game smut#squid game#dae ho smut#dae ho x reader#thanos x reader smut#thanos squid game#thanos x reader#jun ho squid game#jun ho x reader#jun ho smut#thanos smut#kang dae ho#kang dae ho smut
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unediteddddd touya x fem?reader, enjoy!!
Showering is supposed to be a relaxing experience, you’ve described it as a way to feel brand new.
Touya feels anything but relaxed as he stares at himself in the fogged mirror. It’s funny, really, how the blurred version of his form is similar to how he sees himself. His head is clouded with regrets, and the feeling of his skin so baby-soft due to the humidity is bringing him back to his childhood memories where he had kiddish dreams of being an astronaut or firefighter or something.
Or something.
He doesn’t remember.
He’s not staring at himself long before the sound of someone yelling brings him out of his thoughts. His brows furrow immediately, playing the part of the annoyed older brother. He can’t comprehend who yelled and what they said but he knows he going to go out there and act brash as he always does.
And before he knows it, he’s stomping down the stairs in his blue flannel pajama pants and dingey band tee. He rounds the corner and to his surprise, there you’re standing; chatting with natsuo at the front door.
Suddenly the outfit he’s wearing isn’t good enough. He’s not one for putting effort into his appearance… but the moment he sees you he doesn’t feel like being himself is good enough.
The grin on Natsuos face makes his stomach churn, if you weren’t there he’d probably punch him, but he can’t act like that in front of you. He has to hold on to the little bit of nonchalant-ness he has left.
“Your girlfriend’s here,” Natsuo teases, “Did you ask mom if she could come over?” There’s a shit eating grin on Natsuo’s face.
Touya steps over in two strides and whacks the back of Natsuo’s head. “She’s not my girlfriend.” He grumbles.
You’re not hurt, or at least you pretend not to be, when you take a step and glance at Touya with a shy smile. “He didn’t know I was coming, sorry.” You say to the younger brother. There’s a twinge of a giggle in your voice, and for a moment Touya thinks you might be laughing at him. But the sparkle in your eye as you look him over tells him otherwise.
Natsuo takes that as his cue to leave, he’s rubbing the back of his head as he walks around the corner. Touya couldn’t care less about the dweeb.
“What are you doing here?” He sneered, grabbing your hand to pull you towards the stairs before anyone else sees you.
You let out an actual laugh at that, not like how you were giggling before, and don’t make any moves to follow him.
“I wanted to see you, I didn’t see you in class yesterday.” You pull on his arm to bring him back to you. He happily obliges, his face merely a few inches from yours. He wipes off that older brother gaudiness the moment you do something like this.
You can see the fluffy white lashes that contrast to his dark hair perfectly, and you’re smiling at each other in the nook of the small foyer; for a moment that feels like enough.
“You know we have to go to my room before we’re interrogated again.” He murmurs.
You bring your hand up to run your fingers through his wet hair, humming. “Don’t you mean interrupted?”
“No, I mean interrogated, those fuckers have too many questi-”
“Y/N?” A meek voice asks and a groan falls from Touya’s lips almost immediately.
You’re grinning and pushing Touya to the side. “Sho,” you bend down and catch him in a hug. “I got you a gift, it’s in my car.”
“Where’s my gift?” Touya asks with a pout, glaring at his younger brother who just stares and stands stiffly.
“You don’t deserve any gifts.” Shouto speaks up before glancing back at you. “Can we play mario kart?”
“Sure! Only if Touya can play with us too,”
You do that often; trying to include Touya in these sibling bonding moments that he would usually avoid.
You both spend the majority of the evening playing video games with his siblings. Natsuo falls to his knees in despair after his thousandth loss of the night and thats when Touya decides you’ve both had enough for the night.
There isn’t enough time to react before he’s pulling you off of the couch and dragging you towards the stairs. You’re attempting to swat at his back but he’s ignoring you, determined to get you to the sanctity of his room.
You’re about to scold him for being ‘so rude’ to his siblings but his hand is on the doorknob to his room before you can get a word in. Your mind flutters with how fast he pulls you in it’s confines.
The moment the door shuts, your lips are on his.
If anyone else were to see this after he adamantly insisted that you weren’t together they’d think he were a liar, which he is. He’s content with being a liar as long as you keep kissing him like this.
The way your lips grace his, soft and tender, is a way he can’t describe. The feeling it gives him is something he didn’t know he’s waited for all his life; something he’s needed and doesn’t think he can live without.
Your arms are hooked around his neck, his hair hitting your cheeks as your mouths move against each others. There’s not much tension in your kiss. It’s passionate but not in the way you’ve seen portrayed in movies. There is so much tenderness coming from a guy who’s always so bold and brazen. And even he’s surprised by the gentleness he’s treating you with.
The kiss lasts so long that you don’t remember to catch your breath. By the time you do remember, you both are panting like dogs in summer heat.
You’re winded, chest heaving as you try to catch your breath from your little embrace.
The drip from the leaky faucet of his shower can be heard from where you’re standing. You glance over in the bathrooms direction to make sense of the noise before his hands are cupping your cheeks, engulfing your vision to the point where you can only look at him.
It’s romantic, you think as you’re standing there, gazing into each others eyes. Your cheeks are warm in his hands and you have a soft throbbing behind your eyes that tells you to shut them.
Without a word, Touya pushes you back on the bed. You land with a dramatic huff and glare up at him. You’re about to speak but the words die in your throat as he climbs on top of you.
You think that maybe he’s about to take things further–you wouldn’t object to it–but he doesn’t. He throws himself on you, weighing you down like a boulder. You smile at him and wheeze at the sudden volume of his body.
He puts his hand over your face to disrupt your antics. “Stop it.” he says, no bite behind the words.
Before you know it, there’s a blanket over the both of you. It’s the one you had gotten him for his birthday and you can’t help the warmth blossoming in your chest when the soft fabric engulfs you both.
His legs tangle against yours, hooking your body against his side. He looks over at you and you at him. He can’t help but glance down at how your bottom lip is caught between your teeth.
“Stay the night?” Its a question but you know he means it as a statement.
You breathe out a tired laugh, your eyes fluttering shut. “I will.”
He can’t help but think the blurred version of his reflection starts to get clearer when he’s with you.
#touya todoroki x reader#bnha fanfiction#dabi x reader#mha x reader#touya todoroki#touya x y/n#todoroki touya#dabi#todofam#mha dabi
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I'm Late
Summary: Final part to the Jealous mini series. Kate is afraid that she hasn't had her period in some time and expresses her concern to Y/n
Pairings: Kate Bishop x g!pReader
For: @ravienaa031
Word Count: 1,589
WARNINGS: 18+ ONLY, MINORS DO NOT READ & DO NOT INTERACT!!! smut, g!preader, powerbottom!KateBishop, fingering, dirty talk, fluff, masturbation, oral, sex toys, fantasies, and teasing.
𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓. 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐄𝐃 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐂𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍.
You and Kate are lying in your bed, she has her head on your chest and you have an arm around her. The two of you are quiet as you relax after having sex. You sit up a little in the bed and pull out a joint from the drawer in the desk that sits next to your bed. You light it and take a drag. You offer a hit to Kate, as you always do but this time she declines and snuggles her head into your chest more.
“I’m late,” she mumbles as she holds onto you.
“Oh shit, you have a class right now?” You laugh as you try to pull her off.
“No, I'm done with classes for the week,” she replies.
“Then what are you late for? Work? I thought you only work when you're home for the summer.” You take another drag.
“I do,” Kate pouts as she draws invisible shapes on your chest with her finger.
“Then what are you late for?” you set the rest of the joint down on your ashtray. “Do you have something going on for your sorority? Because you seem awfully calm about being late.”
You look into her soft blue eyes and see something serious in them that makes your heart start to beat a little faster. “I’m actually pretty terrified right now,” Kate admits.
You gulp as you come to the conclusion on what she means but you won't say anything about it until she confirms it. Until she says the words. “Kate, what are you late for?”
“My menstrual cycle,” she answers softly.
“Okay,” you start calmly, “have you taken a test? I mean, we've been pretty careful… well most of the time.”
“I was too scared to check without you,” she admits in a small voice. You can't help but stroke her hair. She looks so scared and you aren't quite sure how to comfort her.
“Do we need to go get some?”
“No, I brought some with me. I,” she takes a breath, “I planned on coming here to do that but when I saw you… ugh I couldn't resist doing this!”
“Hey, hey, it's okay. We'll just get dressed and I'll get you some fluids and we'll get you peeing, okay?” Kate nods as you rub her arm to comfort her. “Do you think checking after sex will give a wrong result?” you ask as you jump out of your bed and gather clothes. “Do you have a drink preference? Wait, you probably don’t need something to drink. You usually pee after sex. Unless, are you too nervous? Shit! What do you need from me, Kate?” There are very few times you are ever wishing that you were never born with a penis and right now is one of those times.
Kate stands up and grabs your hands to calm you down and calls your name until you stop rambling and look at her. “I will take the water.”
The five minutes while the two of you wait for the results are the longest minutes of your lives. You sit next to Kate and hold her hand. You try to stay calm but this was nerve wracking. One second she's bouncing on your dick and calling screaming your name and then next she's telling you she might be pregnant. You don't get how this could have happened.
The test, thankfully, comes out negative. The both of you are filled with relief. No baby is on the way. No stress of having to make a decision on whether or not to keep it. No spur of the moment marriage proposal. The two of you can go another day to be irresponsible.
“How should we celebrate?” You ask when you toss the test.
Kate takes your hand and guides you to her bed. You sit in the edge as she lowers herself between your legs. She unzips the fly of your jeans and pulls your limp dick out of your pants. You smirk as you watch her wrap her plump lips around the head of your xockm. “Yeah, that's a great way to celebrate.” You bite your lip as you tangle your fingers in her hair.
You thrust you hips up slightly against her mouth as you feel yourself harden while her lips work her magic on you. You groan as she starts to use her hands on the rest of you as your dick grows in her mouth. “Fuck, Kate.”
She smirks as she looks up at you and takes her shirt off. She pushes her supple breasts together and slipps your thick cock between them. You thrust your hips as she licks the tip of your penis while you fuck her tits. You groan excitedly.
“Where?” You asks since you're close.
“Already?” She smirks.
“Shut up, where?” You groan as you prepare to cum all over her face right now.
She giggles as she drops her breasts and wraps her lips around your cock again. You pump your load into her mouth as her cheeks inflate. But she doesn't let a drop escape. You shudder as you pull your dick away from her mouth and wipes her lips and finish swallowing your load.
Her phone pings and she gets up to check it. You know that ringtone of hers. It's specific to her secret business. Her OnlyFans account. You weren't sure how you felt about it since the two of you began seeing each other exclusively.
“Now I need you to behave yourself. I need to work,” she says as she waves you off her bed. You stand with your dick still hanging out of your pants. She sets up her tripod and pulls out a box of toys from underneath her bed.
You sigh and start to stuff your dick back inside of your pants.
“Where do you think you're going?” Kate asks.
“You want me to stay?”
“Yeah, sit in that chair in the corner. I need you babe. I can't get off anymore without you. It's made my job… work,” she frowns as she changes into her lingerie. You obey her request and sit on the chair in the corner of her room. Watching her from the other side of the camera. You sit with your dick, that's still wet from her lips and watch as she gets into character for whatever sick fucker paid her for the video call.
“Mmm you want me to use that big boy? Oh, I hope it fits in my tiny tiny pussy,” she says in a high pitched voice. You had never heard her sound so pornographic before. You watch as she pulls out a dildo from her toy box and you smirk as it's half your size. She can most definitely handle that dildo. “It's stretching me deep inside zaddy,” she says as she makes a face.
You lick your lips as your dick starts to wake up again. She is riding that silicon cock pretty hard as she makes fake noises of pleasure. It shouldn't turn you on as much as it does but you watched a lot of porn as a teenager. You start to stroke yourself as Kate watches you. She bites her lips as she grips her breasts. She starts to rub her clitoris to get a release. You can hear the moans of the man on the computer and you almost want to shut the computer off but you know it's better to keep from upsetting her client.
Kate can see that you're struggling and she smirks before she puts on a big show of “finishing” for the client. When the man logs off, Kate beckons you over. You shut the laptop closed on the way over. You watch as she pulls the dildo out of her dripping pussy.
“Finish me,” she begs. You toss your clothes and climb on top of her. You kiss her passionately. Your tongue wrestles with hers. You shove your cock deep inside of her. She moans as you pump inside of her. You feel yourself getting close early again. You don't know what has made you so sensitive. You pull out and stroke yourself until you're spurting all over her breasts.
“Sorry,” you say through your groans. You move to put your head between her legs. “I'll take care of you, baby. Don't worry.” You promise against her pussy lips. You lick her moist lips moaning as you taste her. It's become your favorite flavor. You slip your tongue inside of her hole for a few seconds then move to suck on her clitoris. She moans as she pulls in your hair. You hum against her pussy as your hand blindly searches for her dildo.
Kate helps you find it. She places it in your hand. As you continue to pleasure her with your tongue you align the dildo and press the tip in her entrance. You fuck her with the dildo until she is screaming and shuddering. Her intense orgasm causes her to squirt on your face.
You pull away breathlessly with a grin as she continues to squirm on her bed.
“Good thing we don't have to worry about a kid. We'd never get to be that loud again,” you joke with a short laugh as you wipe your face.
Kate scoffs and rolls her eyes. “You'll knock me up soon enough and you know it.”
“Shut up,” you start to stroke your cock again, “or I'll shut you up.”
Kate smirks with a mischievous gaze.
The End.
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Shhh!
warnings: smut ofc!, loss of virginity, whiny and sub Spence.
Criticism is appreciated! I would love to know how I can improve on my writing.
Spencer Reid x fem!reader
A/N: This is very short! This was a forgotten piece of work I had and I thought I might as well just finish it. Also! first post of February!! <3.
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Written: December 21st-February 5th, 2025
Published: February 5th, 2025
Summary: Spencer's never had the touch of a woman before.
wc: 849
“Y/n, I don’t think we should be doing this- we could get caught at any-“ I cut Spencer off with a loud sigh as I dragged him to an unused office. “Maybe if you’re quiet enough they won’t hear!”
Spencer was nervous, terrified at the act he was about to do. Somehow the topic got on virginity and Spence admitted that he was still a virgin. And I offered to take his virginity, he accepted my offer immediately but now he’s hesitant. Not because he isn’t attracted to me, but because he’s nervous.
Spencer is very insecure about his body, but to me..he’s perfect. Even though I’ve never seen (yet) Spencer’s dick, I’ve heard lots of stories about how the tall nerdy white boys always have the biggest dicks..let’s hope it’s true.
We finally made it to the office and I turned around and locked the door. I turned back around and pulled Spencer into a deep passionate kiss. He was feeling and touching all over my body as I wrapped my hands around his neck. His lips were so soft and plump.
He squeezed my ass mid kiss and I felt myself get wet. My stomach was filled with butterflies and my panties were damp. He began to walk us over to the couch, I slid his shirt off of him and was met with his bare chest.
I looked him in his eyes before licking a stripe up his stomach as he let out a loud moan. I smirked at his reaction as I then stood back up and started placing kisses on his pecs. “Shit!” He moaned as his head flew back.
I placed one last kiss on his stomach before pushing him on the soft rug beneath us. I was still in my flared pants as I sat down on top of his growing boner. Spencer and I both still had our pants on so the friction felt even better as I kept grinding on him. “Please!” He begged as I chuckled. “Please what, Spencer?” I teasingly asked.
“I w-wanna feel you.” He choked out. I hummed before standing up and stripping out of my clothes. He looked up with his big chocolate brown eyes, his eyes had this desperate pleading look in them. It just turned me on even more.
I then straddled over his waist and my hands flew to his belt and unbuckled it. His cock was hard and poking through his boxers, I softly touched it as whined. I then pulled him out of his boxers and he was..huge.
His cock was really long, it had a slight curve to it, veins, and a pink mushroom tip that had precum leaking. I moaned at the sight, my mouth was watering at this point. I got off of his lap and got on my knees, arching my back, and started slowly stroking him. ‘Oh my!” He moaned as his eyes rolled to the back of his head. “You like that?” I asked lowly as I licked my lips.
“Yes!” He shouted as I shushed him. “We can’t let anyone know that you’re back here about to cum.” I teased.
Spencer has never even had a woman touch him- the pleasure was too much for him. It was the best thing he’s ever felt, he’s definitely gonna want more after this.
I arched my back deeper as I took him in my mouth. Spencer wanted to cum right in that moment. The way my warm wet mouth felt on his dick, taking him in, arching my back with no pantie,s no bra, just bare in front of him. He felt like he was in heaven.
I started bobbing my head up and down on his long cock. His dick was touching the back of my throat and it made me so wet. He placed his hand on the back of my head, guiding me slowly. “You suck it so good-fuck!” He groaned to himself.
Spencer’s head was thrown back as I hollowed my cheeks on his cock. I felt his cock twitch and saw his legs tense up. It was turning me on, my body was heating up and I was wet. I could literally feel my juices dripping down my inner thighs.
I pulled his dick out my mouth and rubbed his thighs softly. “You feel good so far, Spencer?” I said with a soft smile. “Please-keep going.” He said breathlessly. I took that as a yes. His balls looked so heavy and filled with cum…it’s only right that I take that stress away from him.
I started sucking on his balls while I squeezed his cock with my hand. “Nngh!” He grunted as I sucked on his balls a little more rougher this time. I pumped his cock a few more times and he let out a loud whine as cum shot out of his cock onto my hand and face.
I was in shock as Spencer sat there heavily breathing, trying to catch his breath. His cock had softened but was still somewhat hard with cum leaking down his shaft.
#spencerreidsmut#spencer reid x reader#spencer reid#doctor spencer reid#spencer reid fanfiction#dr spencer reid#spencer reid x you#criminal minds#criminal minds smut#criminal minds fic#matthew gray gubler#mgg smut#mgg#spencerreidxreader
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My favorite brand of Ratiorine is definitely:
"They both experienced immediate attraction upon seeing the other and are (silently) interested in the possibility of pursuing a relationship, regardless of their differences and the difficulties of their situations."
But also:
"Despite being two of the most hyper-competent people in the universe, they are absolutely idiot4idiot when it comes to romance or discussing their feelings, and they are about to make their complete inability to express themselves and court like normal people into everybody's problem."
#honkai star rail#ratiorine#aventio#dr. ratio x aventurine#I just love the idea that Ratiorine might be the one ship where#BOTH parties were like “Oh no he's gorgeous”#BOTH thinking “I could spend the rest of my life with this person”#zero back-and-forth “Do I really like him? Maybe I'm just confused--”#nope just right from the start “Oh I'm in trouble”#but STILL#not able to get their shit together#still just completely unable to SPIT IT OUT#absolute chaos and drama#ridiculous hijinks#all over a relationship they both desperately want to be in#🤣🤣🤣#and like#it's one of those#“Everyone can see it”#so everyone else in the known universe is watching like#“Should we maybe help them???”#but there's no saving this#theyre both just going to have to put their big boy pants on#and *shudder* discuss their feelings
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Sabito & Giyuu but Wizard & Dragon. Do u see my vision?
Sabito found newly hatched noodol dragon giyuu as a kid & begged sakonji to keep him. Sakonji was uncertain because there’s no telling (1) what kind of dragon Giyuu will be or (2) how Big he’ll grow up to be (could they keep him in the bathtub ?? The backyard ??) Ultimately, he gives in and lets Giyuu stay (he also gets every book about raising/living with dragons he can find)
While he’s still small, Giyuu likes to drape himself over Sabito’s neck or arm. Occasionally had hidden in his pocket.
(He gets mistaken as a worm many times until he starts to grow)
Y’know how Clifford (Big Red Dog) is too big to fit in the house so he’s just In the yard? That’s Giyuu as an adult. Sabito wakes up & opens his window so Giyuu can greet him every morning <3
(Sabito’s window is about the size of Giyuu’s eye. For size reference)
17 yr old Sabito gets suspended from Wizard School for fighting Sanemi (who also gets suspended)
They had been butting heads for a while and they finally decide to settle it in a fight. In a bathroom. At school. It was mostly a physical fight, a bruise here, a bite mark there but then Sanemi casts a weak lighting spell* that grazed Sabito’s cheek as he tried to dodge. The bolt however hits the ceiling of the room & causes a power outage. A few more punches are thrown before a *fwoosh* is heard & the ceiling corner lights up orange.
*(they hadn’t explicitly stated ‘no magic allowed’ during the fight, and they were already fighting dirty (if the bite mark on Sanemi’s arm is anything to go by) but indoors? you’re gonna fire a lightning bolt at another person who is Not prepared for it indoors? Crazy)
That becomes a permanent mark on their record (Yea causing a power outage & fire in the bathroom isn’t the best look on someone’s record)
They both end up with a restraining order, expelled from the school and get fined for damage to school property.
Shizu & Urokodaki talked while Sabito & Sanemi were healing, they agreed to split the cost of the damages (Sanemi caused it yea but Sabito is also responsible by association (maybe if they weren’t fighting this fire wouldn’t have started))
Urokodaki takes Sabito’s training into his own hands after That,,
#likely won’t be sbgy romance au#Sabito forgot him in his pants pocket once & shrieked upon seeing them wriggle when he tossed them to the ground#it was just giyuu slithering out the pocket..#might get into the dragon puberty stuff in another post#just know the transformation from Noodle to Quadreped Dragon wasn’t smooth#argfujf now I’m thinking sabito keeps his window cracked so he can talk to giyuu late @ night#I haven’t hammered out too much of this oops#it stays as thoughts in my head I forget to write down & I ultimately forget them#mm imaging themb traveling the world takin quests n shit#yea that’s how he’ll pay his fines lmao#kny#demon slayer#sabito#tomioka giyuu#Sabigiyuu#Sabigiyuu Sunday#octo’s art#idk what to name this au#uhh#WizardCraft#<- hopefully I’ll change later
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I think about that tiktok trend where you like paint your partners eye color on your nails or make a bracelet or something with the color a lot actually
#like its so cute honestly but sometimes i wonder how hard it would actually be to like find the right color match#maybe one day... but for now probably expect oc art with this trend in it maybe 💀#the thing about it too is i have like dark eyes and idk if ive ever seen like a dark brown nail polish. beads or thread yeah but ya#oh nvm i googled. it exists i just dont pay attention ig#OH you know what i can do... i can paint pepperonis eye color on my nails.... my baby... my kitty......#dude it feels like 5 am why is it only 2#amyways. 4 monsters was a big mistake i think... i feel quite icky...#it doesnt help i didnt eat for a majority of the day it was just monster. im really unhealthy. need water maybe#wait i was talking about nail polish how did i get here#i just want to actually do cute couple things. i must heal. im gonna be so healthy.#its fine. lmao. i just know im not ready#oh i did eat btw dont worry lmao i had. chicken nuggets#i actually have to eat more bc i need to gain back some weight or they wont let me donate plasma#my extra pokemon money..... nawr...#i dropped like 10 pounds. my current job is very physical. lots of scuttling around.#i thought about working out too? i had a short phase last year in like spring or something where i started doing workout type stuff#so like.. maybe. probably should. healtly mindset shit yk#i also maybe want some more clothes. like update my wardrobe a bit. really figure out my style.#like some cool shirts and maybe pants. cause i wear a lot of the same stuff#also again. dropped weight so. need better fitting pants.....#i want more mens pants. big pockets... gender....#anyways. nice chatting with you besties. love you guys my silly little tumblr besties.#some of you that follow this sideblog have supported me on here for a while. i see you. i appreciate you. thank you 💖#genuinely there are names that pop up and im like !! hello!!! its you!!!!!#you guys probably know who you are. go get yourself a little treat you deserve it. or like. idk what you enjoy.#play a good game. watch your favorite show. idk. be happy. love yourself.#this also goes out to those of you who are more passive on my blog. i appreciate you too!! thank you!#all my little tumblr followers.... my besties..... unles you are a bot i havent cleared out lmao#k i might have to go to bed idk im tired well see
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On today's episode of Holy Shit My Childhood Was Not Normal:
Kurtis Conner being thrown off by the girls'/boys' bibles with the random "Dream Girl" and "Grossology" passages and shit like that in them
#I didn't have that exact one but I had a girls' bible with the lil dream girl passages in them#mine was purple and green#There was a specific one I read over and over because it was about thinking about your best friend#and I thought about my best friend that way#except it wasn't actually in a friend way I flat out just had a crush on them lol#I later went on to id as a lesbian and that specific story made helped me realize it#so maybe that bible was good for something#I'm now a lil bi boy who might be ace but still#Im 21 now actually Im a Man in the U.S. /j#it's just#always so funny watching people remind me that I grew up Not Normally#like I genuinely got so into reading those lil bible dream girl passages#but I also preferred the gross out shit of the boys' one#cause I was one of those cartoon network poop fart joke funny tweenagers#I loved gaming stunts and all things gross or whatever#I wasn't allowed to actually do that because I was a lil lady so I enjoy it now#I tell people I'm going to shit their pants if they don't leave me alone and think I'm the funniest human alive#anyways go watch kurtis's new video about gendered products it's good#ex christian#religious trauma
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(genderly) chill as hell if i was only ever glimpsed / detected like this
#Shrouded In A Rectangle neither sleeves nor an open front to be besieged with? yes#just doing whatever else like doesn't matter. tee cargo shorts which is my best guess rn of my ideal outfit. + sandals Absolutely#unfortunately my hair could never do that. somehow neither am i yet like forties fifties? have i not been at this for eons?#i Can be like uh let's just nobody talk to me i'm busy pensively perceiving truths that you don't ever actually wanna hear about#just the other day it was like hey....a [way Having To Talk could be a difficulty / problem] was under my nose in this lifelong pattern#certainly noticing the Verbal Exchange Demand heaped upon burnout as like [delay delay delay struggle weariness stress]#but also who knows like spent plenty of time just probably indeed Not having to have such exchanges while burned out. not noting them#anyway like this isn't even [dysphoric Ideal Outfit until i could [whatever supposed even more ideal than that gender euphoria]]#though shoutout to that but like nah get shrouded anyway. the only [how do i look] im motivated to consider is: when it's a costume#when it's just me it's like. i guess whatever pants and a comfortable enough tee. need glasses. hair's w/e so cut quite short ig#might accessorize w/things that are fun to me like hey yeah yknow i might want a calculator watch#[yea as a kid it was like :( im actively appreciating the animals supposedly Gross or Bad] if i had hated little friends Sure yaay#if i had disorienting light effects like a pelagic creature. but you don't even need that. like hey i'm nd in real life. i got it#chat i'm in the walls too bestie lmao. if only my bigfoot pose reference Step was this good#tl;dr long rephrasing of my being like; now the gender slay....#& nodding & Noting when [worksheet exercise: what's your gender euphoria look?] is like shrug idk. but this is serving maximally to me; so#going Chat how can i up my uncanny stats. looking up ''isn't it like Uncanny knowledge e.g. so like why not....canny''#but i think the un canny is the Uncanniness Accuser's perspective. not of My ken. your literal weird one maybe#so again apt to be like jk i'm just autistic & shit; i got it....horror shit challenge impossible: Don't have sm typical mundane#[disability moment] as like Unsettling danger/malice cues. challenge impossible; again#subverted here like as [horror holding hands touching foreheads w/comedy] w/o Rescinding just casual disabled behavior/qualities#just remembered like three witches weird sisters etc macbeth. weird uncanny soothsaying gendering. word#anyway i should be shrouded (made no any connection whenever i put the blanket now over my head & shoulders in place min ago)#perhaps the real Ideal Look insight: i do not have any way i wish to be observed by people. secret passages / removed room anytime
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i may have been rewatching supernatural, something i havent done since 2012 i think (i stopped watching after s5) and i just forgot how fun it was and how batshit crazy the brothers are for each other bless
#i love a codependent relationship#be romantic platonic family#but its so crazy to think that before cas wincest was all the rage#i remember s4 coming out and destiel fandom like beginning#who knew it was going to be this ship we get out news from#and who knew i was going to dive into spn in the year of our lord 2024#but i think i might just rewatch to s5#people say s8 is a banger might check it out also?#i also remember shitting my pants on the ghosts episodes now its kinda a comfy watch#anyway i might be unwell about the winchester brothers for a while#supernatural
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ok. went to the fabric store today and successfully hemmed my depop velvet pants and successfully sewed the tiger to the jacket and successfully bought fabric glue because i need to admit that i have to take some shortcuts in order to make my life easier. i simply cannot hand sew the rest of my appliqués. everyone was very suitably impressed with my Vision™ and had many compliments 👼🏼 i had to hem the pants twice because the first time i didn’t cut off enough fabric so now i’m basically an expert 💅🏼 i also got to use a coverstitch machine for the first time and by god those things are amazing. also i got a burrito from my favorite taqueria bc i was in my old neighborhood and now i’m going to EAT IT!!
#i always forget how nice it is to use a sewing machine!! so easy!!!#sergers also my dream. love those guys#there’s a lining in the pants and i just serged the shit out of them bc no one cares if there’s a nice hem on the LINING!! so fast and easy#i need to make use of the sewing store more often bc the studio time rate is honestly very reasonable#and the place is full of the nicest machines in the world (berninas)#and it’s so nice to have a big table and irons out and hot and sergers… so good. love it#the nicest thing about working there was being able to use it all for free#photo record#now i just need to glue a bunch of stuff#and i’m going to try to dye a vest pink tomorrow as a top option#but i also might just do black… still to see……..#do i have some kind of crafts tag#crafts tag#??#art tag#i guess
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One of my fave jackets is this green jacket with a fur hood im wearin rn because 1.) its green 2.) my dad gave it to me 3.) it reminds me of saejima. Who also reminds me of my dad
#snap chats#p sure i talked bout this jacket before but idc read my diary#sorry that every other middle aged man i see i say reminds me of my dad its a compliment#tbh love how i clowned on ichi for being on premium copium bout arakawa but highkey i woulda done the same bout my dad.. i get it ichi..#anyway :) i legally get to talk about my day with him now :)) HE SAID THE FUNNIEST SHIT UPON SEEING ME#HE SAID ‘oh wow we dress similar :)’ and keep in mind. he was wearing a latte brown coat with a black turtleneck and pants and shoes#meanwhile. i approach With Black Pants And Shoes Admittedly but then im in this goofy old ass jacket with a red scarf#and a crane-decorated dress shirt that i got two buttons undone on like DAAD you are senile. hes so funny#so fun my dad actually recognized this was the jacket he got me- it was one of the first things he bought for me after i told My Secret 🙈#also i finally asked how tall he was and i can’t believe my dad matches the criteria to be an rgg character he’s fuckin 6’1 like i thought#AH but today was really nice- i got to hang with my sis and her husband as well as my dad’s wife :)#it was awful tho cause the second my sis saw my dad’s outfit she’s just like ‘it’s so kdramacore’ AND SHES RIIIGHT 😭😭#we later found out dad’s wife loves kpop…. and she bought him his new clothes…. so we are no longer surprised….. AWFUL.#honestly i could write a drama based off my dad’s life i really could it has elements for it. i mean ig i kinda do that already dont i#i borrow. anyways. today was fun :) even if i almost lost my mind trying to take the train the first time#this train system was weird… it wa worth tho it was great seein popop again#yeah….. ugh i have to still drive home from the station. and hope my car is still there#i get very paranoid leaving my car alone so openly i dont like it…#anyways. bye bye :) i might nap til my stop or work on a fic i started#‘snap what happened to’ dont worry about it i need to look at something else or ill scream#ok bye 👋
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pants are for savages didnt you know?
#oosoot snippets#out of sight out of time#this might be the only snippet of chapter three despite some of my fav scenes being in this chapter#i dont wanna spoil everything hehe#i did some research for this scene and from what i could figure out this was a point in time where romans were anti trousers#i did read some soldiers up north wore them to stay awarm but.#juvenal is very anti pants. where is a tunic! give him a tunic now!#if he wasnt going out hes stubborn enough to just not wear pants around the house#one. because it upsets vaughn and hes petty. two. because hes stubborn#i miiiiiight post vaughns Discovery later? the thing that makes him go ‘ok emergency room time’#because he does some research online and he finds something and hes like holy fucking shit?????#and i think its funny but also i dont wanna spoil too much….. hmmm will think on it#in the original draft it was ‘cock and balls on full display’ btw#BTW. VAUGHN DOESNT NOTICE IT BECAUSE HES TOO FOCUSED ON NOT LOOKING#BUT JUVENAL HAS A HUUUUGE FUCKING DONG#THAT THANG IS A WEAPON#hes very very VERY embarrassed about it too#back in rome small penises were associated positively and large ones were like. very negative#which is why statues have small peens#juvenal has a big dick and has a complex about it. his cock shame <3
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am sure ill feel better once i just push through and really start getting up early and making breakfast every morning and dressing every day and shaving earlier than i do currently but rn i just like have 0 control over my life its so awful like literally they just decide whenever theyre all going somewhere and leave me w/ all the pets w/o even letting me kno in advance its so shitty and they completely take it for granted ughhh like i just get treated liek sshit everywhere i go and its really well starting to get on my nerves lol. like even the people who are quote unquote nice to me still essentially treat me like a tamagotchi or smthn checking up on me every like 4 months or something just to make sure im still alive and not even actually like beign there as a friend. so fuck thaaaaaat.
#am sure ill feel betteree after shaving today was just a v bad day just really fkn hate my family#feel like such a dumbass for always considering that ppl might be going thru stuff as well but like today was so shitty like fuck them#like at this point i just dont care for them and hate how often i get dragged into doing shit for them just for them to be total assholes#am sure ill feel better after shaving and getting some opportunites to wear those pants i got n stuff#and once i figure out how im gonna start driving again
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idk if i was REALLY exhausted but this page in a horror manga i'm reading moved. like the entire page was shaking. i went back and it didn't do it again
#scared the shit out of me like wth 😭#someone check it out for me again it's chapter 17 of 100 ghost stories that will lead to my own death#im not sure idfk i want to ask sis to read just that one chapter but she might get scared 😭#....what if i shit my pants what if they do that again 💀💀#share ko lang 🙄
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𝐆𝐨𝐣𝐨 𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐮 𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𐙚˙⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩
He’s so cocky at first, smirking when you bottom down on his length. “Think you can handle it baby? Take your time if you need to kay? I know it might be too much f’ you.” He chuckles.
You raise a brow in amusement. “Oh i can handle it baby, can you?” Was what you’d first said. And that question hadn’t changed since.
His lips parted in breathy groans and heavy breathing as his hands find your waist. Lips red and swollen from biting them as his eyes looked up at you almost pleadingly. “F-fuck baby.. you’re— shit, going so f-fast. Wanna slow d-down hmm?”
You smile widely, back arching as you lean down to kiss his jaw softly. Giving a false hum in thought. “Mmm.. you can take it.” He lets out the most cry like moan, head falling back into his pillow as his hips jerk upwards. Body trembling lightly when his eyes met yours.
“Shit— please baby. You d-don’t know how fucking- haah.. how fucking tight she’s grippin’ me right now.” He was referring to the way your snug walls stroked up and down his length with every harsh bounce of your hips. “I’m gonna— o-oh fuck, gonna cum again.”
You couldn’t help but giggle at the crack in his voice. Your head tilted to the side as you coo teasingly. “Yeah? Gonna be a good boy n cum f’ me baby?”
He chuckles shakily, chest rising and falling at a rapid pace as his cock twitches inside you. “God i fucking love you— ahh, even when you’re milking my cock like you hate m-me.” His senses were heightened, ears picking up the every squelch on your sopping pussy and his cock feeling every ridge of your gummy walls.
He lost it when you began rolling your hips sensually. Your thighs sticking to his at the mere amount of slick that joined you two. Your wetness and his cum seeping between your folds and down his girth, turning your skilled movements sloppy as you rut your hips.
You brought a hand to his face, using your nail to brush his hair off of his sweaty forehead. “C’ mon.. let it all out.” You smiled sweetly, eyes holding a dark glint when his eyes turn teary. Small beads of water pooling at his lids before he’s crying out your name.
Overly sensitive cock aching as he spills yet another load into you. Pumping the thick white substance till you’re pumped full. The rest of the substance spurting back onto him at the lack of space.
You let out a moan, “Wow baby- there’s so much. Might.. might just be your biggest load yet.” You were getting tired, but you’d never let him know that. You swear you hear him whimper when you capture his lips with yours slowly beginning to rock your hips again.
“Shit— don’t think- d-don’t think i can give you any more baby. Feels like my cock’s gonna f-fall off.” He panted, trying to keep himself together when he felt you jerking him off with your smug walls again. A small tremble raking through his body each time your ass landed back down.
His hand left your waist to cover his reddening face. Unable to hide the cherry shade of his ears and neck as he whimpered yet again. Choking out a string of moans with tears staining his cheeks when you shush him gently, “‘S only one more baby, give me one more.”
You were the only one with the ability to truly break Satoru if you tried.
#jjk smut#jujutsu kaisen smut#jujutsu kaisen#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen x reader#gojo smut#gojo x reader#gojo x reader smut#gojo satoru#gojo satoru smut#gojo satoru x reader#gojou satoru x reader#jjk x reader smut
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